HG Thread
I want to tenderly love Muffet
>>3584155
>>3584125
Mighty's taking care of it for me.
Besides, I got other things to take care of right now.
>>3584161
I-I'm sorry. It might have been bait.
>>3584092
Mind talking about that friend of yours?
>Licks bare feet of poster below
>>3584125
Hi there, Shadow! Nice to meet you!
That's a pretty cool name!
>>3584140
You are too! We can both be weird!
Weird's more fun anyways.
>>3584145
>She holds onto you tightly and refuses to let go.
Shhhhhh!
Shhh! I'm not gonna eat you!
>>3584198
wow this bitch looks like kyoko lol cuz shes red
>>3584092 (Makoto-chan)
Oh yes, of course I have napkins. Here take one
>She hands you a clean box of yellow-colored serviets
Travelling would be fun, but I can't leave Japan for now. I must protect its peace. I don't know how it is in your lands, but monsters are roaming the earth in mine... it's pretty tendious
>>3584076
Unless one I have recollection of popped out of the gutters before me, I suppose I am the old one.
Anyways, I thank ya kindly for the welcome. Its hard to find friendly folks these days.
>>3584196
>You crazy man.
>>3584198
Other things? ...Ah, you're here to train, aren't you?
>>3584211
Thank you, Makoto. Tell me, how did you end up here?
>>3584227
Clearly taking my style.
>>3584227whoa you're right O.o
>>3584211
Oh? What makes me odd?
>>3584199
The game doesn't matter. It's somethink more serious. I'm gettink some help though ~de geso.
>>3584211
>She only continues screaming, weakly trying to hit an arm
>>3584246
crazy right :O
>>3584246
>Tumblr text faces
Kys
>>3584261
From who?
>>3584050(Fyxe)
Pretty well actually, spent the day not worrying about work and enjoyed my day off. Other than that, nothing too terribly interesting happened. How about you~?
>>3584075 (ocelot)
The other island, but you were pretty close.
>>3584264
>tumblr text face
Kys
>>3584245
I love you!
>>3584227
What...?
>>3584243
Of course I am, gotta be in top shape.
>>3584271
>tumblr
It's an underage thing that's been around ever since the internet started.
>>3584268
>Oh wow. Thanks whoever you are.
>>3584294
are you upset? ^_^
>>3584271
>facebook meme text
end yourself
helo it is i KONO DIO DA!
>>3584207
Oh, her name's Noel, and she's really sweet. She's my best friend, the nicest person I've ever met, ever.
>>3584210
>Moans
>>3584229
>She starts wiping herself down with the napkins you'd given her, missing tons of spots and overall just making a bigger mess.
Monsters?? Woah!
Do you fight them? Are you a monster hunter??
>>3584243
I just came here looking for my friend! I don't know where she is..
I miss her a whole bunch.
>>3584252
Well, you're pretty monotone and don't show a ton of emotion.
Plus you went from insulting me to calling me cute in seconds!
Don't worry, I like you, we're friends.
>>3584263
>She keeps holding on and cooing for you to calm down.
If I was gonna eat you I would've eaten you already!
Calm doooown!
>
>He sits deathly still. Maybe it's a statue?
>>3584273
I'm not sayink. I'm just goink to keep tryink to get it done ~de geso.
I want to rape Knuckles
>DEAN WINS MINB
>>3584288
I suck at geography, Guadeloupe ?
>>3584331
W-Well, good luck Squid-chan!
>>3584287
Spend the day playing HG actually. This stuff si so addictive, it's terrying. I should be careful.
Other than that, I'm doing well. I'm happy you can say the same. Days off are cool.
You said you've been playing this since /b/ ?
>>3584310
I found this one too, but I'm pretty sure it's a bit too lewd for your liking.
>>3584336
yo john cena hit the dab
>>3584327
>shits on the supposed statue
>molests poster below
>>3584303
I agree, though it appears that that entry call just now was a prank.
>>3584320
Your friend? Who?
>>3584327
>He watches the figure, looking for any signs of movement.
>>3584336
>People are seriously watching wrestling when game 7 is tied with 4 minutes to go
>>3584152
>Yellow Star kept proving herself more useful, more loved, and all around better than Silver, she outsmarted unicorns, outdanced snakes, out prettied siphors, while Silver did all those things too, she was dumber and fatter, and a very bad pony who got into fights, but Yellow Star would always settle down those fights because everyone loved her.
>the book is awaiting your eyes to look further into it.
>>3584337
Yeah.
And where are you on metropole?
Seeeeeettthhh
>>3584359
I do own a TV
>>3584351
Sure here ya go.
>>3584350
>Will use if there is another lewd game. Thanks.
>>3584353
Is that a Fucking cazuela de carne?
>>3584358
Her name's Noel!
She's super sweet, and cute, and perfect! She's my best friend!
>>3584335
I already regret coming here...
>>3584358
Oh, uh... I knew that! I just wanted to make them feel like they accomplished something.
>>3584320
>She's clearly not in a reasonable state of mind
>There's a bright flash of light and a loud popping sound behind you
>>3584325
You could just ask....
>>3584327
If you're trying to pass yourself off as empty, it's not working.
Anyway I'm super hungry and tired, so I'll close the video here.
Let's go for a like goal today guys, 1 like and I will send you one father to comfort you and tell you that you are doing good work.
https://youtu.be/oF9yHO-UUws
>>3584378
Holy shit is that Mark Wahlberg?
>>3584365
Avignon in the south
>>3584361
...maybe I should stop for now...
>>3584412
How can you send us one when you don't even have one yourself?
>>3584379
I've got a couple more I'll just post for ya
>>3584412
>uses adblock
>doesn't like
>>3584320
I'm sorta like a magical girl. Fighting in the name of peace and justice.
I do not hunt monsters, I'm merely protecting humans from their misdeeds. They come from another dimension in my world, I try my best not kill them and repel them where they belong, but... sometimes you have to get your hands dirty...
I can sense that you know how to fight as well, am I right?
>>3584038
Oh! T-thank you! May I ask why though?
>>3584320
I suppose you are correct. I do not show much emotion. I had a conversation with another person and they felt I was being too harsh.
>>3584327
*stares intensely*
>>3584346
Yep! HG can be dangerously addicting. I tried cutting it for a month but my curiosity got the best of me and I eventually came back.
And yes, I was here since the /b days, but as another ava. To this day, people are still trying to figure out who I am. Its fun to watch~
>>3584428
"Or maybe you should, you know, just read one more chapter"
>Yellow Star winks
>>3584434
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>3584352
>He ignores it.
>>3584358
>After a few moments of silence, he speaks.
Do you require something, beastkin?
>>3584408
What do you mean by "empty"?
>>3584424
>Avignon
Nice place indeed.
>>3584455
...alright.
>continues reading
>>3584453
>HG can be dangerously addicting.
>tfw the place of escapism became a part of your life
I never asked for this.
>>>CLEVELAND
>>3584406
Noel? I don't believe I've encountered anyone with that name here. What does she look like?
>>3584407
Is that so? Well I hope you're prepared to stick around for a while, it may be some time before a legitimate call for a roster happens.
>>3584459
So you are alive, and there's that 'beastkin' word again. I've just finished explaining to someone that I'm no beastkin.
>>3584456
If you are suffering a heart attack, please continue.
>>3584408
Huh? It's already too late.
Although I would prefer more food.
>>3584453
We know it's you, Brook.
>>3584459
>slaps ass
>>3584491
Nope, try again.
>>3584453
Are you playing with this another ava as we speak, or do you just enjoy the comfyness of a furry body?
>No football tonight
Highlights then
>>3584500
M-Mio?
>>3584510
Chile against Colombia soon
>>3584479
>Mom shouts that as soon as this is posted
So did they win?
its nigth time
And then i appear
Hi
O shit, kill me.
>>3584500
Saori?
>Lebron mvp
>>3584453
Was your ava some OC or is it a character people actually know?
>>3584521
basically
>>3584346
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN! SAVE YOURSELF!
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THE REST OF US!
>>3584459
The "empty armor" schtick.
>>3584487
Well, I would offer you some grilled cheese, but if I remember, Miss Contrarian didn't care for them.
>>3584472
>Silver Crescent kept getting in trouble with other ponies, she kept having bad dreams, the more fights she got into, the more bad dreams were pouring in her, and whenever she got into a fight, mom had to punish her, she won't punish Yellow Star because Yellow Star is best pony, but Silver was a bad pony, at first Mom punished her by not talking to her, then she didn't give her breakfast, dinner, and even lunch, finally Mom made Silver sleep outside and when she tried to go back inside, Mom would punish her more, those punishments couldn't be seen by Yellow Star, but Silver probably deserved it.
>>3584451
>Silence ensues. After a while, he speaks.
Yes?
>>3584480
You fit the definition of beastkin to the letter. I do not believe you.
>>3584492
I am not attractive. I doubt you are in a healthy mental state.
>>3584408
Wah!
>She turns around to look at the source of whatever had happened, letting go of you.
>>3584445
Yeah! I had to, for a little bit, but not so much anymore.
I use my Impact to beat people up, but really only if they mess with me.
I also don't like fighting very much.. Killing even less.
>>3584451
Hmm, I don't think you are.
I think you're really sweet, you just don't know how to show it very well!
Like when you were being mean to me because you wanted to tell me that my tail was cute, but I think you had trouble getting it across!
Anyways, I'll be patient with you, 'cause that's what friends do!
>>3584480
Hmm.. Blonde, long hair, cute, about five foot, a perfectly-sized small chest, uhhmmmm....
That's about it!
>>3584453
Old lives don't matter. All that matters is what you are now soldier. Battle ready or not.
>>3584480
I can wait.
>>3584516
Yes Cocaine inc. vs THE FUCKING MAD MAN
My body is ready
>>3584516
Colombia will obviously win, they took the mighty Peru (who eliminated Brazil) down
>>3584547
>Daddy 76
>>3584485
Sorry for the delay, my internet a shit. always has been a shit. will continue to be a shit until I move.
Nice. Looks like I haven't missed anything.
FUCK STEPH CURRY LMAO
CAVS FUCKING WIN
CAVS FUCKING WIN
OHIO FINALLY WINS IT
FUCKING FINALLY
>>3584538
It's too late anon.
HG is so addictive it actually killed my libido.
ON /TRASH/
Fucking furry porn, it's all your fault. Why were so kind and friendly the first time I came and made me stay? I'm in hell now.
>sports
>>3584540
Yeah I bet she deserved it.
>keeps reading
>>3584574
How much did you pay the referee last game ?
>it's a something good happens to cleveland episode
RIPPPPPPPPPPP
>>3584564
I'm not your dad kid.
>>3584547
>tips 76 out of the chair
I hope you burn, Morrison
>>3584501
Right now? Nope~ First time here today~ Plus, its fun avaing this. Like you said, its comfy~ When did you first arrive at HG?
>>3584515
Nope, but I'll give another hint, I only played one anime character
>>3584527
Nope
>>3584535
Yes and no, its a character that a few people know, but I had other avas that I played a lot as well.
>>3584547
...Does humping count?
>>3584580
Because thats what I do best~ At least we'll burn together <3
>>3584592
Too much, but let me have my moment that we actually won something please.
>>3584593
My favorite episode.
first 48
>>3584597
Hit me daddy.
>>3584543
You're right, violence should be only used to defende oneself... which I do... but I wish my destiny were different sometimes. I don't enjoy fighting much too... It's good with the heat of the moment, but after....?
>>3584619
Baited Furry porn
>>3584539
Hey,I still remember that.
Your food was pretty terrible? Yes It was something like that.
...Although if it's edible, then it's food.
>>3584619
Makina Irisu
>>3584539
If your question is if this armor is a husk, you would be correct. My physical body is...elsewhere.
>>3584619
A Little Bitch
>>3584619
Maria and Harusame
>>3584574
Too bad Ohio is still irrelevant.
>>3584619
Knuckles
This better not be a prank...
>>3584619
Klopp
>>3584610
You mean Lebron won something ?
>>3584619
Shala
>>3584610
Congratulations Erica, Adachi, all Cleveland fans. I can't believe it, this is unbelievable.
>>3584619
Ichigo again
>>3584620
WELCOME
TO
THE
FAMILY
SON
>>3584619
A harvest mouse
>>3584619
Lord Beerus
>>3584619
Vic Viper
>>3584619
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3584619
Cappy
>Female
>>3584619
Junkrat
>>3584619
Joel Matip
>>3584619
Bugs Bunny Again
>>3584619
Hawk-Eye Gough
>>3584619
fYXE
>Cleveland actually won something
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! NO! THATS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SPOTLIGHT!
>>3584619
MFW Cleveland wins the finals
>>3584619
Envy
>>3584619
Clawdia
>>3584619
Crendor
>>3584541
Believe what you want, but that's not what I am. These beastkin don't even exist in my world.
>>3584543
That describes too many who come here, but I shall be on the lookout regardless.
>>3584548
Well then, enjoy your time here.
>>3584619
Shadow
>>3584619
Widowmaker
>>3584541
Can I not stare at a statue?
>>3584543
If that is what you what to believe. If Lambda likes you then you can not be bad. Plus your tail is adorable.
>>3584619
Boba Fett
>>3584619
Obviously not baited Seija
>>3584619
Silvio
>>3584619
Matsu
>>3584619
Hakumen
>>3584619
The Player
>>3584619
Ge-Ge
>>3584619
Foxy Rena
>>3584619
Izzy wizzy
>>3584619
R1 Guy
>>3584619
this dogger
>>3584619
Gemini Sunrise
>>3584619
KING CRIMSON
>>3584641
Lebron is Ohio though.
Let
me
have
this
moment.
>>3584642
Of course that fucker isn't online.
>>3584658
FUCK YOURSELF, LELBRON WINS
>>3584609
So yes it was an OC?
>>3584619
Rika
>>3584619
Anila
>>3584619
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3584619
Joe Barbaro
>>3584619
Tenacious D
>>3584619
Zulf
>Oh once I'm finished making the Bastion games i'l host when I can. it'l take a while though
>One idea i've got is to put the winner in one of bastion's many guilds depending on what weapon they used the most in the game. Do you want me to use that as a faction idea or just an award system?
EVERYONE PRAY FOR SETH ROLLINS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
>>3584619
Real Nigga Sylvester
>>3584543
>It appears to be some sort of goofy ghost-like thing with a simple hat
>It then sticks it's tongue out at you before vanishing in a pop and a harmless explosion of light
>Meanwhile Rika's retreated deep in to the tank
>>3584626
Well, Shanghai seemed to approve. You've not got room to be picky, huh?
>>3584628
Hmh. I had a feeling, it's not the first time.
>Rika
>>3584687
Too bad he is shit compared to Kobe
>>3584619
Squid Girl
>>3584687
I would assume he's crying his eyes out right now, tears of joy.
>>3584720
can i play with ur tentacles
>>3584689
Yep! One.
>>3584664
Thanks.
>>3584641
Same thing with France :^)
>>3584720
>smooch
>>3584609
>tfw literally yiffing in hell.
Well, if it's with you, I'm okay with it.
I arrived last week. I don't know how, I saw a HG thread and I decided to jump, I picked a random character and it just hapened that I had a Fyxe folder near at hand, so I played Fyxe.
Then you humped me, and cursed me to burn in hell with everyone else!
>>3584715
Alright i'll let you cool down since it seems you're a bit mad.
>>3584722
I almost did, we never fucking win, i'm happy for once.
>>3584715
>Mfw there are people who actually believe this
Lebron passed Kobe years ago .
>>3584620
I don't normally hit kids. Much less ugly ones.
>>3584687
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CLEVELANDS HERO!
NOT LEBRON! I WAS CHEATED
>>3584728
Sup, Stagger Knight?
>>3584621
Well, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? There's not a ton you can do sometimes to avoid a fight! It stinks, but it's true!
And when you DO get in those fights, kick their butts!
>>3584664
Alright!
Thanks, Shadow!
>>3584667
>She pets you again.
Thank you, Rammy! You're absolutely precious, too!
I just wanna smooch you all over!
>>3584714
>She gets momentarily spooked by the ghost, and then looks down into the tank at the cowering Rika.
H-Hey, sorry if I scared you..
>>3584667
I am not a statue. Do you require something?
>>3584664
It is what you are, and what you always have been. You are the parallel of beastkin in my world, and therefore are one as well.
>>3584714
Strange. Usually this is not common.
>>3584703
Please be a real ava
>>3584710
Very well.
>Prays for Seth Rollins and brings a belt as an offering to The Undertaker in wwe fashion.
Why may I ask?
>>3584732
France is a solid team, it doesn't rely on individual performances
>>3584737
Curry was supposed to win this, do you hear me ?
>>3584738
Kobe faced stronger teams
>>3584744
Browns will never win, with Lebron we're looking up
>>3584754
I'm building up a folder of them so
>Soon
>>3584720
Hi
>>3584619
Lambda-11
>>3584740
O-Oh...
>>3584768
Yeah I know! Some one like
>Pogba :^)
>>3584749
I'm kicking their butts really hard don't worry!
They may be a whole army, they can't come close to my power!
You're a really fun girl. I hope you're enjoying your stay here, it's harsh at times, but in the end it's a good place.
>>3584783
>cuddles
>>3584774
Based
>>3584746
Nope, not him.
>>3584734
>tfw hell never felt so nice
Ohhh~ So you're new? Welcome then~! I usually hump anything thats furry, but you could say I'm a bit more "tamed" now~
>>3584727
>>3584733
Can you just leave me alone today ~de geso?
>>3584782
Hi ~de geso...
>>3584768
The Cavs ate Curry like the small dish he is.
>>3584714
Ugh, Fine.
Should I go to judge your cooking again?
I don't care if it's awful or not, I feel pretty empty.
>The teacher walks into the thread.
Hello!
>>3584768
Nope. He faced Iverson and the Iverson-ettes, the total joke of a Nets team, the fucking Magic in 09, nearly shot the Lakers out of the 2010 championship, your ignorance is palpable. Please leave basketball discussion to adults.
>>3584590
>Yellow Star was getting lonely, so she made games to play with other ponies, she made alot of friends, but Silver Crescent didn't want to play the games, Silver Crescent was always angry, she was angry because Yellow Star never appeared in her dreams, which is stupid since Yellow Star is a good pony, she wouldn't appear in bad dreams, Silver Crescent told Yellow Star that mom was a bad pony, Yellow Star told her that's it's not true, Silver Crescent said she can prove it, she saw her dad in a dream in space.
>The Book awaits.
>>3584805
Feel better soon Squiddy...
>>3584805
>grabs your tentacles
>shoves shrimp in your mouth
shh is ok bby
>>3584804
Fug, uh, Bobby ace?
>>3584788
Don't worry, you remind me of myself when I was young
>pats your back
So have that instead soldier
>>3584812
Hi.
>>3584783
Greetings, Murakumo.
>>3584812
>He remains silent.
>>3584565
Take your time.
>>3584749
Precious? Smooch?
>>3584753
A purpose? I do not think you could have any ideas.
>>3584749
No need for thanks. This is part of my duty.
>>3584753
You seem quite insistent on calling me that, but don't these beastkin usually closely resemble humans like that Makoto woman?
>>3584812
Hm?
>>3584812
Fuck you! I'm never doing homework!
>>3584805
>pets
Love you geso
>leaves alone
>>3584805
its everything ok?
>>3584791
He did a good game today, I hope we'll face England so you'll understand how low tier your team is
>>3584808
He was tired of carrying the team the whole season
>>3584812
I'm pretty sure I never had a teacher before
>>3584753
I've familiarized myself on a lot of things, is all.
>>3584749
>Considering how she retreated in, you'd probably had to stick your entire upper body down to see in enough
>Alternating gasps and sobs can be heard from within
>>3584809
Just give me a few minutes, last time it was already prepared....
>She clambers up the side of the tank before dropping straight in
>>3584812
>she mumbles "hello"
>>3584818
>she keeps reading on
>>3584812
Baker. You left the dance early. You didn't get a slice of cake.
>>3584804
I thought you knew that I was new. I mean, it's not like anyone else would've played a furry here.I even asked what "F" meant.
But thanks, I feel like I got the main stuff to know about these threads.
I don't mind a humping here and there, but we have to stay decent.
And yes, hell is comfy...
>>3584812
>Draws "The teacher is a fag" on the whiteboard followed by a drawing of a massive cock.
>>3584829
Th-Thanks daddy...
>>3584799
>Stares blankly
>>3584833
Greetings, Hakumen.
>>3584865
>Baker
>Cake
how did I just now get this?
>>3584812
Teacher? What is this place, an awful classroom?
>>3584860
Alright, I'm waiting.
>>3584731
You new?
>>3584812
Hey, how's it going
>>3584865
>Garnet
Fuck yeah.
I like when you play her.
>>3584794
>She darts forward and hugs you, smearing food all over your clothes.
Aw, thanks! I like you too!
I like it here, and the people're nice! Well, most of them!
>>3584835
Yeah!
You're like, someone I just want to dump all of my love and affection on, y'know?
It seems like you probably don't get enough of it!
>>3584860
>Her ears fold back, and she drops down into the tank, curling up into a ball in the farthest corner from you.
U-Um.. Are you okay?
I'm sorry..
>>3584812
Good evening.
>>3584835
Direct your attention to something important. That will be your purpose.
>>3584843
The Grimalkin is mostly cat-like with human like qualities, similar to how you resemble a porcupine with human like qualities.
>>3584860
I see.
>>3584876
I assume you have been content?
>>3584850
>Black Messi
>Lellana
>Jeff Hardy Vardy
>Marcus RashonmyassFord
>Joe love shampoo Heat
>Hurricane
They are fine
>>3584874
I said I am not your... Whatever.
>>3584874
Sup fagbag
>>3584880
Yeah? What's it to you?
>>3584921
They may be fine in your tacticless league but they can't do shit outside of England. They've never been opposed to strong defenses.
>>3584812
Hello!
>>3584898
>She seems a bit bothered at first, but don't mind in the end, some dirty clothes are a small price to pay for a new friends
Yes they're nice. Don't worry if they don't understand your "animal" nature, they're mostly playing tricks on you. I'm far more "animal" than you, and most don't mind, really.
Who are you? You don't look very cute.
>>3584946
How many images you got, famm?
>>3584876
>honks breasts
>>3584892
You are a charmer, anonymous. Starting tomorrow I'll make sure to come by more often.
>>3584861
>Yellow Star told Silver Crescent that she'll go into space to meet Dad only if she agrees to play a game with her, then they both grow wings and fly into space, Yellow Star was the better flyer, they went beyond the moon, the sun, and the stars, and finally met Dad, Silver Crescent snitches on her mother, telling Dad that Mom was a bad pony and that Yellow Star called Silver a bad pony, Dad says that both Yellow Star and Silver Crescent were both good ponies and that the whole world will see that
>>3584878
>After a short while she climbs back out, plate in hand, which she offers out
>>3584914
Wouldn't be "properly" paranoid if I didn't, you know.
>>3584898
>As soon as she sets foot in she begins to crawl to the front end, letting out another scream
Does garnet have an anus? Can I fuck it?
>>3584830
>>3584903
>>3584960
Hello there! How are you?
>>3584833
Hello? I'll leave you alone.
>>3584843
Hello!
>>3584845
T-That's alright, I don't think you're on my roster!
>>3584850
That's fine! My class isn't mandatory, and I am not forcing anyone to be in it!
>>3584861
Hello Clawdia! Is everything alright?
>>3584865
If everyone else had a chance at getting cake, then that is good enough for me. I couldn't stay too late, lesson plans and all!
>>3584874
>The teacher erases the sketch.
P-Please don't do that.
>>3584878
Uh, no, not exactly! I'm just sort of a traveling teacher, if you will!
>>3584888
I-It is "going" good! Hello Sir!
>>3584962
I am not cute.
>>3584988
Yes and yes
>>3584957
True since the
>IT'S COMING HOME
Meme
>>3584968
>Not much.
>>3584914
>She nods, stiffly
This would not be an innacurate statement.
>>3584973
Please desist.
>>3584978
>keeps reading on and on
>>3584995
I'm just reading something.
>>3584827
nah
>>3584812
Hello teacher~
>>3584867
Nah, I thought maybe someone else ava'd as a furry to join the furry train, but new faces are always welcomed here, especially you~!
Of course, thats why I cropped half of my pictures, but I'll always post a source when someone asks~ Its always fun to break the rules somtimes.
