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>>3571666
thanks for the thread satan
>>3571634
I hope you got your fill.
>>3571666
Check'd !
Don't worry about zombies Mexico, La Dia de Muerto is still far away from us.
Besides Zombies are my peeps, they make for good dancers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmm7WL62yE
>>3571666
Unfortunate things happen to three people.
>>3571656
...that's quite the nosebleed you got there.
Also, if you're going to snap photos of my glimmering beauty, I want payment.
>>3571673
That's.. uhh.. nice.
>>3571604 (Rika)
I guess I just never get bothered by them too much... Almost everyone I meet is nice...
>>3571643 (Izaya)
So you are appologizing?
>>3571681
I am not Satan.
>>3571674
Is that so? Kaito made it a point to tell me how you were off recently.
>>3571691
You wouldn't believe the stuff people throw out.
No I kid, Toriel's tarts were excellents.
>>3571697
>writes a check for 500 yen
More lewd outfits!
>>3571697
Yeah I'm pretty nice aren't I?
>>3571705
No, Should I be?
>>3571693
MJ really was a true master. F, King of Pop.
>>3571714
>A check for like $5
And I thought I was poor...
>>3571727
stfu izaya, you're a joke
>>3571694
Same with this slide. Only with less death.
>>3571731
hes a fucking clown
>>3571731
At least I know currency exchange rates you fucking poor cunt.
>>3571727
>>3571714
>kek
>>3571715
I think you should...
>>3571712
It has been quite a while since I last spoke to Lady Toriel. I hope she has been well.
>>3571740
Goddamn hot dog water is what he is. Fuckin pussy
>>3571705
Well, I've been called "rude" on many an occasion, myself.
>>3571711
Off? What now?
>>3571741
And you think I don't? That was the joke.
>>3571741
Obligatory kys Izaya.
>>3571734
She has eight of them. Losing one would not hurt.
>>3571756
You don't seem rude to me... but I guess everyone can be rude sometimes...
>>3571750
She enjoyed herself really Good, I tell ya.
Maybe you'll see her around, she is pretty active at night these days.
>>3571717
Fuck yeah anon!
You know what's up!
>>3571756
Off. Unbalanced. Upset. Then again, he was also like that.
>>3571766
Why was that stupid guard here?......
>>3571745
Oh yeah?
And why should I?
>>3571754
>>3571761
>>3571762
O-Oh...You guys are mean...
>>3571766
Six fighters decide to waste their time looking at the sky.
>>3571789
>kissu
>>3571714
You got a weird sense of humor, sir. I'm sorry, but you won't get very far with such a low amount of money~!
>>3571715
I wouldn't know, I just met you.
>>3571771
I'm pretty blunt and half-hostile to just about everyone.
>>3571776
...Oh, back the other day. Even I have my calm moments, dangit.
>>3571801
Sh-shit, I knew you were an expensive whore. How much will it cost me?
>>3571798
Are you right there?
>>3571801
Trust me.
I'm a nice guy. M'lady.
>>3571797
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen, First of her name, Diamond Ace, Conqueror of large breasts continues to get blessed.
>>3571815
You... You killed your own kind?
>>3571801
10,000 yen for sex. How about it?
>>3571824
Hey, sorry titty monster, but that game is too big for two foxes.
>>3571806
Is that what he was referring? That you were calm? He is an odd creature.
>>3571773
One could say the same about me.
>>3571815
Stop healing each other.
Mooooooooornin'!
>Tummy audibly grumbles
>>3571806
Being blunt isn't rude by itself... but why are you "half-hostile" to people?
>>3571789
Because you were being rude...
>>3571835
Yeah, I saw your night pattern and stuff.
Good taste, I must say. Day is overrated, night rules!
>>3571840
What is it?
>>3571809
I'm talking about photoshoots of me wearing a swimsuit or only undergarments. Only a fool would do any extra services~
And I'm not fool, so don't even bother, anon-kun.
>>3571827
Like I just explained, I don't do any extra services. I'm a top-tier model, not a whore.
>>3571810
Seems like it. Would you please get me a glass of water~?
>>3571841
Fine, I'm sorry for doing rude thing. I promise. I'm a changed man. Never again shall I be rude in my life!
>>3571840
Music to my ears! Here, try an American biscuit.
>He pulls out a plate with a fresh buttered biscuit on it from within his jacket, and hands it to you
>>3571832
I'm normally pretty irritable and loud-mouthed, after all, he probably just wasn't expecting me to be so...subdued, I guess.
>>3571840
>Slowly peers out of tank
...Uh.
>>3571841
I'm a grouchy, irritable, god-magic-and-nonhuman-hating little spitfire.
>>3571815
>>3571838
There's no way I can lose now!
>>3571850
Yeah, I know. I don't want anything "extra." I just want you to strut around and tiny, provocative outfits.
>>3571838
A whole country uses their resources to kill one fox.
>>3571849
Huh? It's morning! Isn't it such a-
>Her stomach growls again.
-a.. A good morning? Haha!
>>3571858
HOOOH!
>Her eyes shine brightly and she tosses off her coat, eating directly from the plate rather than using her hands.
Dhhnks, mhhshter!
>>3571859
>She cups her hand around her mouth and waves.
Heeeey! Cool thingy!
>>3571850
How about a nude shot then?
>>3571840
It is you again. Did you manage to find your generic friend?
>>3571859
Does it have to do with the vehicle continuously being destroyed?
>>3571850
O-Okay...
>Hands her a glass of refreshing Pepsi™
>>3571878
G-Generic? Hey! She's great and unique!
B-But no.. I didn't.. Not yet! But I will!
>>3571871
Your stomach doesn't sound like it's having a good morning
>>3571868
Heh, it's expected from a country that scored 0-7 last night.
I'm not even angry.
>>3571868
The events of the feast sparked some bloodlust in one thing.
>>3571884
>A glass
Red Flags everywhere
>>3571871
>She flinches, seeming more wary than anything
Yeah, I know it is.
>>3571878
Hey, it's not THAT bad. Nah, I'd just been reminiscing a bit, is all.
>>3571894
Well, maybe I'm a tiiiiny bit hungry, but it's no big deal!
I can just, uh.. Scavenge! Yeah! I'll find some chestnuts somewhere!
>>3571908
Can I come iiiiin?
>>3571871
Lucky we ain't in one a my locations, else I'd have to ask you to leave. No shoes, no shirt, no service as the sayin goes.
>>3571907
>the glass is a problem
>blatant product placement is A-OK
wut
>>3571901
>Shoots the faggots
>>3571857
I-I think you are overdoing it now...
>>3571859
So you don't like... supernatural things?
>>3571886
So unique that you could not find her. I do not even remember any of the qualities you listed.
>>3571908
There is not a lot things worth remembering in my experice
>>3571915
Hey, Colonel, why does your Original Recipe always clog up my shit chute for like half a week?
>>3571918
It said you shot someone else, not yourself.
Also when the fuck did you come back?
>>3571916
Fuck off coke shill
>>3571901
Our winner this round...
>>3571914
Why chestnuts? Why not something else?
>>3571915
>She looks up from the plate, her face covered in honey and crumbs.
Huh? But.. I'm wearin both!
You blind, mister? My eyes are up here, haha!
>>3571925
It's hard to find anybody if you don't know where they are! Don't be such a.. A.. A booger!
>>3571928
Homecoming last night. I didn't want Iida to stand up best girl.
>>3571930
I will fistfight you to the death.
>>3571926
Cause it tastes so good, your body doesn't wanna let go!
>>3571914
>Her response is equal parts hostile and defensive
NO! It's MY tank!
>>3571923
Basically, yeah. Which is like 70 percent or more of things here.
>>3571925
You'll find something eventually.
>>3571935
I just really love chestnuts. Why do you eat your favorite food? Same thing.
>>3571931
Congrats spidergirl!
Thanks for the show Garnet.
>>3571931
No tears now, only suffering.
>>3571936
I'm well aware of where your eyes are, miss, but the health department has a little bit of a different definition of what constitutes a shirt.
>>3571943
H-Hey! Don't be such a frickin' jerk about it!
You coulda just said no..
>>3571865
Depends on how tiny they are. It also depends on how much you're willing to pay, but I'm sure even your feeble brain could understand that.
>>3571877
I don't do those.
>>3571884
..I guess this works, thanks~
>>3571931
Is her. You did miss many of them. Maybe Karma is in the works. Pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Hunter, Druid, Monk, Priest, Warlock, Death Knight or Monk) or chose neutral.
>>3571940
>I kek'd
>>3571960
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>3571943
Why don't you like them? Some of the supernatural people are really nice...
>>3571954
This is stylish! Don't you think it suits me?
>She does a little spin.
Plus it's really easy to move around in! Like I'm wearing nothin'!
>>3571965
The results.
>>3571960
Alright wear the smallest you have and I will pay accordingly.
>>3571944
So that means you are a squirrel?
>>3571965
They went to bed about an hour ago
>>3571956
Bad things happen when I let strangers, let alone nonhumans in here.
>>3571971
And some of them EAT PEOPLE.
>>3571965
Hm. Congrats, then. Thanks for the show.
>>3571980
PART squirrel!
I'm not just a full squirrel, duh..
>>3571988
What the heck is that supposed to mean? Just because I'm part squirrel?
>>3571965
Omedetou spider-chan.
Thanks for being our host.
>>3571988
... well, even none normal things hurt people... but you're not scared of all normal things...
fucking knew it
>>3571972
Ain't got anythin to do with what I think, but you're a beautiful young lady regardless. Health codes just ain't very forgivin is all.
>>3571977
Thanks for the game.
>>3571994
So uh....One of your parents had sex with a squirrel?
>>3571965
Thank ye for hostin, and congratulations to boot!
>>3571994
Which also means you're only "part" human.
>>3572003
Because there's an explanation behind them.
>>3571970
Hmm? What did I do anything bad~?
>>3571979
That's not how this works, you'll have to name your price first.
>>3571977
Thanks for the show, even if it would've looked better if I was in it.
>>3571923
No it's what I need.
From now on I shall live a life of chivalry. Always serving maidens in need.
>>3571960
Yeah that's right... Drink that shit.
>>3571965
Shit winner.
Would step on/10
>ship with an ava
>they never show up
>>3572024
You will also have to clarify what I'm paying for first.
>>3572029
i-iiya?
>>3572029
>Shipping
Why tho?
>>3572007
Thanks, pops! If you were a little younger and into boys, I'd take you on a date, haha!
O-Oh, and um.. Thanks for the food, mister.
>>3572012
NO!
Nasty, gross.
Haven't you ever heard of beastkin?
>>3572018
Excuse my language, but if you're discriminating against me just because I'm a squirrel then I think you're just a big bully.
>>3572029
Flirt with all the ava's and never be lonely~
>>3572029
That's your problem.
>>3572029
>Shipping with someone's tertiary ava
>>3571965
>you said monk twice
Thanks for the game, and congratulations...
>>3572026
U-Uhh... You really don't need to go that far...
>>3572027
You could choose a class for them?
>>3572040
Nope I never heard of beastkin
>>3572037
>>3572047
I am over here.
>>3572061
helo it is i aizwa
>>3572060
We're a race of part-animals.
I'm part squirrel, but there're lots of other kinds, too!
>>3572070
>>3572061
I am over here.
>>3571943
What a positive mindset.
>>3571936
A booger? Really? I am more offended that you thought that could be an insult.
>>3572024
You are welcome. I apologize for the first roster. It must have gotten you excited.
>>3572026
I agree.
>>3572053
>I meant Mage.
You are welcome.
>>3572057
I feel wrong doing that. It is her card.
>>3572040
It's because you're not entirely human, actually. And is it bullying when I'm constantly in fear of my life for having to being EATEN ALIVE?
>>3572070
Impersonation is against the rules.
>>3572082
zHWERE IS URURARARUAKA CHAN
>>3572040
126 years young, ehehehee, feelin about my age is mutual. More than welcome for the grub. Ever find yourself hankerin for more, just look up the nearest KFC.
>>3572077
Well ok that's good, clearing up the thing you are
>>3572078
I-I figured it was not you.
>>3572089
Did she stop showing up as well? She never did get to tell me something she wished to.
>>3572053
M'lady, surely thou must jest. I am but a chivalrous knight now.
One of the 3 knights of Ikebukuro.
Now where shall I find a dragon to slay?
>>3572082
Get lost
Time flies so slow
>>3572100
i love u iiya
>urarararararararararararararararararaka
>>3572079
You... Really don't like her do you?
>>3572105
no u go away
>>3572079
If you knew them you'd know they wouldn't mind.
>>3572079
Good! You should be, for calling my friend names!
>She sticks her tongue out.
>>3572081
You're a BULLY!
You let humans in your tank but not beastkin?
That's bullying!
>>3572096
126! Woah! That's crazy. You don't look that old!
KFC? I don't think we have any of those where I come from!
>>3572097
Does it matter? I can fit in with humans just fine, s-so it shouldn't even matter what I am or what kinda tail I have!
>>3572026
>Pretends to drink it
Oh wow, this is actually really tasty!
>>3572036
Bikini or undergarment shots, unless you want just regular outfits, that would be cheaper.
>>3572079
It's quite alright, I'll just join the next one.
i want to fuck iida's boypucci desu
>>3572100
I figured as much.
How are you this morning, Tenya?
>>3572122
Man, they're really letting anybody be models nowadays, good for you!
>>3572113
I do not care for arthropods. Do you?
>>3572119
You really are childish. Maybe she left you because she found you annoying.
>>3572119
Well it does matter.
>>3572079
Well, you've not got much past, so you might as well look to the future.
>>3572119
Actually, I don't let ANYONE in my tank, not even ghosts, humans or robots. Triggering the self-destruct typically scares them off on the occasions they do barge in. I've only got two people I'd let in here.
...The hell's a beastkin?
>>3572100
>>3572089
I want to know where she went as well, there was something I wanted to give her.
>>3572122
>>Bikini or undergarment shots, unless you want just regular outfits, that would be cheaper.
undergarment for 5000yen?
>>3572138
>>3572122
Ladies ladies please, you are both picture perfect beauty, no need to fight, you both captivate hearts so masterfully~
>>3572122
Glad you like it.
>Takes a drink from his own glass
... I'm really bad at date rape
>Falls unconscious
Good morning... to you... all.
>>3572119
None? 0, nil, zilch? Well we gonna fix that right quick, where exactly you from?
>>3572141
H-Huh?
That's..
No! That's not true! Stop it, I'll leave!
She's my best friend! She wouldn't do that!
>>3572145
Why?
>>3572153
>She points at her flicking ears and swishing tail.
Part animal people.
>My flight's boarding, be back in a few hours
>>3572176
.....Hello
>>3572117
If you say so. I made it to match her color scheme.
>>3572161
>Just realized how awful his eyes are there
Well that ones getting cleaned out of the folder
Hey Brian, the thread is pretty slow at the moment.
You up for a little Chess game?
Hello everyone!
>>3572176
Hi!
>>3572141
>maybe she left because she found you annoying
Brutal.
>>3572141
Well I mean... I did kinda do... Things to it.
>>3572190
Because people will look at you in weird ways.
>>3572192
How are... you today... sir?
>>3572197
How are... you fox?
>>3572160
I don't think she views that worth that little.
>>3572176
...Undead.
>Brief nod
>>3572190
Still looks like a youkai to me...though you do remind me of someone.
>I'll still be here, if you'd prefer to dive straight back in after coming back
>>3572197
Tal is always ready! Your move, Fyxe
>>3572190
Later. Have a safe trip.
>>3572138
I've been a model for quite some time, so I don't get what you're blabbering about.
>>3572160
Nah, you'd have to got higher.
>>3572161
Huh? You're comparing me to that thing? It has like.. cat ears or something, gross.
>>3572165
...Yeaaah, I'm not touching you, sleep tight.
>>3572217
Fine, and you?
>>3572103
>why does Izaya get so much fan art with pokemon?
I-I don't think dragons exist...
>>3572018
So you're afraid of them because you don't know about them?
>>3572225
10,000, last offer.
>>3572153
Until I found myself a purpose there is not much to look forward to either.
>>3572190
Hmph. Farewell.
>>3572199
With the information I just got, it is likely that it happened.
>>3572210
You engaged in carnal acts with it?
>>3572218
Paranoid girl...
>>3572230
I'm doing... fine I've... found myself... a side... project to... keep myself... entertained.
>>3572217
Dog/fox mix... or a tamed Fox, or a very odd Dog, all are fine by me. I'm good.
Hope you're enjoying your day.
>>3572219
Pawn in E4
>>3572194
You can notify them later if you want
>>3572250
No, actually move my Pawn in C4.
I'm feeling like playing Baroque today
>>3572176
You reek of death, land-walker.
>>3572234
More because they just defy logic.
>>3572247
Understandably-paranoid.
>>3572245
Well, you can't find it with just moping about.
>>3572247
What's with the pauses?
>>3572251
I am quite well. I am glad to see you again.
>>3572259
English!
>>3572266
>picks bloodseeker
>>3572225
You are an absolutely encaptivating example of perfection in the female form but even with her ears it is a balance of cute with her matured and endowed form, to live the last moments of my life together with either of you would be a perfect dream~
>>3572262
Knight in C3
>>3572250
That's an... interesting assort-... assortment of... different ways... to refer... to you. My day... has been... fine so... far.
>>3572266
Because I... am dead... fish.
>>3572267
Almost... xenophobic... paranoia. Unfair if... you ask... me.
>>3572268
I don't... need to... use my... lungs typically.
>>3572234
>No idea, he also has alot with penguins for some reason.
Doth thou think I'm not ready to take on your mightiest dragon?
Thou thinkth I'm weak!?
DOTH THOU WANT TO THROW HANDS!?
DOTH THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO CUNT!? >>3572245
I.. uh... maybe?
>He sits up on the grass and stretches a bit.
I hate sleeping here...
-I fail to see the issue.-
It's rough, cold, and wet.
-I still do not understand. You slept, didn't you?-
>He sighs.
>>3572251
A space maneuvering backpack from my reality. She told me she couldn't "fly" so much as "float about off pure inertia", and I figured that it would be the perfect repayment.
>>3572290
I'll bleed him out first, once he loses sight of me...
>>3572302
So you just stay silent?
>>3572321
No, the second one, my mistake sorry.
>>3572302
I'm glad you found me interesting
>>3572253
I will try. I am uncertain what my schedule will be however.
>>3572267
Being delusional will not get me anywhere either. What did you do?
>>3572304
Why do I hear two voices coming from you?
>>3572303
>
>>3572272
Likewise. I am glad to be back, even if this place is still as, if not more degenerate than when I first departed.
>>3572307
It is not some bomb that is going to explode once she activates it, is it? How safe is it? Does it have some harness or belt to it?
>>3572244
No deal, see you.
>>3572292
You're speaking like I didn't already know about all of that~ I know you might have fantastic dream of marrying me, but I'm sorry to tell you, it's not going to happen. You can marry that mutant you're so fond of~!
>>3572303
Still understandable, though.
>>3572339
What? Back in the past?
>>3572339
Hey...I was lonely... and vulnerable...
>>3572316
>Nods
Usually I... don't have... to talk... a lot, and since... I don't... need to... breath anymore... unless I'm... talking I... can use... my rifle... more efficiently.
>>3572330
Being dead... opens your... eyes to... many new... things.
>>3572345
Pawn in D3
>>3572350
You're not worth any more
bye
>>3572339
There's two people.
>His right hand stretches out to eye level.
-Greetings.-
>>3572344
We will just have to double, if not triple our efforts.
Now, I am sorry to leave you so suddenly, but I have yet to go on my morning jog.
>>3572350
Marriage is far to formal an affair and a waste of money, my dream in life is to commit double suicide with a beautiful woman after a night of passion for what could be greater in this world?~
I work at the docks.
One night, after going home, I noticed my 18 year old daughter, Samantha, didn't return home. But I did not worry too much.
But when she didn't return the next morning, I called the cops.
The cops couldn't find her, I looked around town, nothing.
Except for one thing.
my 8 year old neighbour, Tommy.
He told me he saw Samantha the night she dissapeared, saying she entered someone's green Corvette.
The police found her, weeks later, dead.
She had multiple stab wounds, teeth knocked out, and naked, found in a trashbag under a bridge.
There weren't many people who rode a Green Corvette in the small town I reside in.
One belonged to an old lady.
The other belonged to a teen, who wrecked his car in a street race.
and the last one, belonged to Micheal.
I remember when Micheal moved into the neighbourhood, and how he introduced himself, required to do so because of crimes he has comitted before.
The police said Micheal had an alibi, being with his parole officer that night.
Bullshit!
So one night... I found myself behind Micheal's house, putting on rubber gloves, picklocking the backdoor.
After I was done, I went home.
Before I could enter, Little Tommy was behind me.
''What's that on your shoes?'' said Tommy.
I wipe my shoes on the grass. ''It's nothing Tommy, go back home.''.
As I opened the door, Tommy spoke to me again.
''The green stuff is still on your shoes''
I was shocked, as my shoes were stained with Micheal's blood.
>>3572302
Ah well, who killed ye?
>>3572369
Well that makes sense since you are in the military
>>3572344
I wouldn't dare repay her kindness of reminding me what it's like in space with such a thing! It just emits small thrusts of air, it's perfectly safe unless she decides to smash in to a wall of her own accord. But yes, a harness, that way it doesn't fly off the body, considering it's not the built-in version.
>>3572369
The egyptian called their "book of the dead" "book of coming forth by day" so I guess you're right...
Maybe're we're all sleeping and when we die, we wake up!
>>3572382
Pawn in E4
>>3572385
The end... of the... world did. Since I've... been tortured... quite a bit... by the... necromancer.
>>3572386
Was at... one point... now I'm... just a... vagabond in... a destroyed... world.
>>3572398
Possibly though... I doubt... it since... I once... knew the... peaceful slumber... of death.
>>3572357
You seem confident in what you do. I could use any experience to help me out as well.
>>3572365
That sounds really pathetic. You would throw yourself at anything.
>>3572377
Huh?
*begins to study the hand*
I do not think humans are able to have this.
>>3572383
Damnit Tommy
>>3572373
Which explains why magazine producers pay me thousands and thousands for my photos.
>>3572407
Not usually. He's a parasite.
-That would be correct.-
You should see what happens when one of the succeeds.
>>3572406
Well now you are here. Which pretty much means you are safe
>>3572378
Understandable. Farewell for now, Aizawa.
>>3572387
And you attained this how? You don't appear intelligent enough to craft this device on your own.
>>3572407
It was a position of weakness...
>>3572357
>>3572302
>>3572396
Wrong person.
>>3572407
I'm not so sure how well tank engineering translates to that sort of thing.
>>3572303
I-I don't want to fight... I just don't think dragons exist!
>>3572267
Hmm... I guess so
>>3572383
>being a colorblind person, this would suck.
>>3572406
If death is like a peaceful slumber, I'm ok with it.
Don't resent me
>>3572425
...Thank you for the support, Earthnoid. Zeon mass-produced it for their space forces during the war, and as a remnant, I was able to get my hands on a few.
>>3572440
>Hoshi
>>3572447
>Pushes you back to the ocean
>>3572423
In a... sense yes. Except for... when we... have our... games.
>>3572357
>>3572429
Not at... all. It's like... judging a... person on... the color... of there... skin or... nationality.
>>3572439
I haven't... known that... peace in... a long... time.
>>3572447
Hello ocean.
>>3572438
Knight in E4
Don't rape me
>>3572447
OCEAN!
>casts water wave spell
>>3572457
Say again?
>>3572457
KNIGHT IN F3
F3
F3
F3
SORRRYRRY
>>3572438
>>3572383
...Oh.
>>3572434
There should be a reasonable, scientific explanation for EVERYTHING, but magic just works and I hate it!
>>3572455
Species, actually.
>>3572455
True, that's when all hell comes out
EXPLOSION!
>>3572447
Why do you insist to return every day?
>>3572445
I am merely looking out for Uraraka-chan. She is too carefree for her own good.
I just came
>>3572434
... Guess I'm not being chivalrous then.
>Called it. Blind.
>>3572447
...Nerds? I'm not familiar with this term.
>>3572449
ew no
>>3572406
Doesn't sound too bad.
>>3572469
I'm still... human to.
>>3572470
But it's... fun when... that happens... and in... good spirits.
>>3572487
It truly... is suffering.
>>3572447
Hey.
-The insult was entirely unnecessary.-
>>3572476
-Fascinating.-
I didn't need to know that.
>>3572468
Consider carefully why my knight was moved a second time, it was for a very good reason.
>>3572422
Hmmm. If I cut it out would it die?
>>3572426
I pity you.
>>3572429
This is pointless. I will never have any worth.
>>3572452
>>3572455
>>3572461
JESUS FUCKING CHRI-
>>3572472
You know what? I'm not even sure anymore. Probably because I can't leave this hell hole and if I don't get some social contact I'll probably just get drunk alone and that's not healthy.
>>3572480
It's a term of endearment for someone you care for.
>>3572493
Hello, what the hell is that.
>>3572493
Is that a houmunculus?
>>3572473
As I said, she did me a great kindness, reminding me of it. Such a thing is the least I could do for her.
>>3572499
It would be very painful.
>>3572492
True. And also not to sound rude but what happen to your facce?
>>3572415
They're companies that can resell it many times and make a profit.
If you want to sell to private customers, you will have to go lower.
>>3572502
How sweet of you, Mr. Yamato. How have you been?
>>3572447
Hello.
>>3572494
You cheeky bastard
Pawn in D4
>>3572502
That sounds like an excuse that you made up for yourself to feel better. Just stay in your room and never leave it.
>>3572492
You'd be the first to say that undead are human where I'm from.
>>3572499
Find something yo're interested in, first and foremost. I didn't exactly leap out the womb with a wrench in my tiny hands screaming to the high heavens about tanks.
>>3572499
I pity myself aswell...
>>3572487
>pets
>>3572499
-Of course.-
Yeah, but I'd have to lose my arm from the elbow down.
>>3572502
My arm.
-Greetings.-
>>3572503
-No.-
Hell no, those things are disgusting.
>>3572503
kek
>>3572492
Suffering is life itself, nothing you can get without suffering for it, you need to struggle to survive.
>>3572502
Never gets old
>>3572512
Correct! You only lose a pawn, rather than a rook.
>>3572522
I want to put my dick in your hand.
Why is Sol so autisic
>>3572504
All for just a memory? Uraraka-chan is not a brain surgeon, could you genuinely not think of said memory on your own?
>>3572511
I'm being bullied pretty harshly right now. I'm not even sure why.
>>3572512
Would you believe you were the most normal greeting I've received so far?
>>3572515
W-why are you being such an asshole right now?
>>3572522
Fair enough. I asked a question and got an answer. Well....I'm Naoe Yamato, it's nice to meet the both....of....you.
>>3572530
I'm glad this is entertaining for you. I'm actually pretty impressed with how creative you people have gotten with it.
>>3572502
>Pushes back into the ocean just for good measures
>>3572544
I'm trying to help.
>>3572502
Only saying... what I've... heard.
>>3572508
Scars and... burns. My back... and chest... are far... worse than... just my... face.
>>3572516
Just because... I was... given life... again should... not mean... my race... has changed.
>>3572527
The same... can be... said for... being undead.
>>3572529
>Seth and Kamina returned, Homecoming happened, Seth crashed Endo's pre-game with Rigginsmania and dual hosted with Batsu Games, and Spike/Sunset won Homecoming. All in all, a clusterfuck. But it was fantastic.
Who is this semen demon below me
>>3572529
seth and kamina came back
>>3572522
BI-ATCH!
>Slaps hand with Chinese Bible
>>3572469
Well, I think some magical things can be explained in their own worlds...
>>3572479
>Yep I'm a blind deaf and dumb bastard irl
Y-You don't need to go that far even if there were dragons...
>>3572544
You poor thing. Why not stand up to them?
>>3572537
Too much fast.
>>3572556
Oh... Well sorry to hear that
>>3572532
Knight in D5
>>3572529
Riggins crashed the prom and made Kamina/Shorty come back.
>>3572529
>Seth and Kamina came back
>We had the safest event winners up to this date
Nothing else important happened.
>>3572541
...My memory doesn't stretch back to a point where I could remember genuinely being in space. She reminded me of the sensation. That weightlessness, the freedom, the burden being lifted from my spirit!
>>3572569
Nonsense, it is never not time to fast.
>>3572577
>The safest event winners
Who won?
>>3572577
Safest?
>>3572573
Nothing to... be sorry... about. I'm more... comfortable with... talking about... my scars... and burns... then my... breathing habits.
>>3572551
You're an asshole an-
>>3572554
Help with what exactly?
>>3572556
People are gossiping about me now? Alright tell me what you heard whoever you are.
>>3572568
I mean one of them has a gun and I don't so there's that problem.
>>3572529
Seth and Kamina came back
Nothing else important happened
>>3572556
Yeah because they are kinda alive too, I think.
>>3572589
Pawn in B4
EAT THAT TAL!
>>3572588
Well that makes sense. Now to get to my main question...What is your name?
>>3572534
-I have always been fascinated by human anatomy. -
Are you asking me to castrate you?
>>3572544
Well, nice to meet you too. I'm Shinichi.
-I have been dubbed Migi.-
>>3572564
>The hand wraps around the bible, and crush it effortlessly.
Wanna try that again?
-I'd suggest not.-
>>3572570
You take what you can get, I guess. I never asked for it.
-If I wasn't halted, I would be occupying his brain.-
>>3572537
>No clue.
>>3572529
Nothing.
>>3572593
>he hands you an Institute laser pistol
Use this.
>>3572605
Gladly
>>3572556
It sort of does, actually. If nothing else, the extra limbs do.
>>3572567
Magic is heavy and everpresent in my reality, and it just works. I know magic well.
>>3572570
Of course I didn't. I took inspiration from something, is all.
>>3572593
By making sure you stay in your room locked up, I'm certain that I can help out others. One less idiot running around here.
>>3572593
Just the... jokes about... the ocean.
>>3572605
Some are... those who... can hold... a conversation... as such... are still... alive in... a manner.
>>3572606
My name... is Nafuka. I don't... remember my... original name.
>>3572615
The extra... limbs were... a sick... joke from... the necro... necromancer... in hopes... of me... not dying... easily.
>>3572614
Fuck, I didn't see your Knight...
Exchange
Knight in B4
>>3572579
So if you cannot remember it, then how is it a memory? You are better off owning up to your mischievous plans now, while it's still only pre-meditated.
>>3572624
Well ok then Nafuka, I'm Jurgen Klopp but everyone just calls me klopp
>>3572625
Always consider every piece and the threat they pose when you have such time.
Check
>>3572615
Well, in my world there is something similar... Some of that is hard to understand, so I know what you mean... I hope you don't dislike me because of that though...
>>3572624
What do you mean? That fiery passion and joy are signs of being alive?
>>3572641
Bishop in D2
Good morning. How's everyone doing?
>Also, I fell asleep halfway through homecoming, who won?
>>3572624
It's still a pretty major deviation.
>>3572644
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
>>3572649
Same old, same old.
>Sunset and Spike.
>>3572639
It's this...it's half-there, this sensation, just out of reach. And Miss Ochako helped me to realize it with her ability. Amnesia is such a pain....
>>3572649
Hello B1, hope you're doing well.
Spike and sunset won.
>>3572640
Jurgen Klopp... I believe... I've heard... that name... before.
>>3572603
>>3572645
>That second reply was meant for the fish, but it works for you to if you want to keep chatting Fyxe
Isn't the... definition of... life to... be able... to express... one's self... and recognize... it as... well?
>>3572654
That aside... humans have... been modifying... themselves for... sometime as... well.
>>3572608
I would as well in your position. He looks as though he has no worth.
>>3572615
Huh. I suppose I should not be to bothered by it.
>>3572649
Average. The lizard and the girl won.
>>3572655
Queen in D2
>>3572669
Really? Where?
>>3572654
That's good.
>Thanks, congrats to them.
>>3572662
The name's Clank, and everything is alright.
They did? Good for them.
>>3572672
Good to hear... I guess. Also congrats to them.
What does HG mean?
How is this thread different from the ERP one?
>>3572649
Horrible.
>>3572661
I see now. You are faking it. How do you remember that you are a remnant of anything and then not remember when you were a part of it in the past? Selective amnesia is a myth.
>>3572654
>Heey, sequential numbers.
>>3572672
Exactly.
>>3572669
That's selective breeding at the worst.
>>3572692
If you count "a lot of nothing" as good, I guess.
>>3572701
Your love for Aizawa is a myth.
>>3572695
We're waiting on a host to host the HUNGER GAMES (HG). It's not an automatic process. Also, there's a lot less lewd here.
>>3572695
>It stand for Hunger Games as in the Hunger Games Simulator. We wait for a host to show up and play with those events. If not, we talk with each other until one comes up.
>>3572705
Still. Being this long without one is tough. No. I must focus on a bright side.
>>3572701
What if Aizawa had amnesia?
>>3572662
thicc...
>>3572696
Sorry to hear that... How so?
>>3572695
Hunger Games, we don't "breed" with each other.
>>3572705
Well, It still means that nothing bad has happened...
>>3572683
Likely in... a book... I've read... or some... of the... scattered memories... I have... of the... world before... it fell.
>>3572705
Still a... horrible thing... to do. I could... judge you... on that... weird eye... you always... have with... you.
>>3572701
Don't be stupid. It's all my personal memories to a point. I know I'm a remnant because I was told of my nation's defeat a month and a half after the war ended.
>>3572672
He's saved me on multiple occasions. Without him, I'd be dead right now.
-As a human, he requires protection from other, more successful parasites. Otherwise, he would be consumed.-
>>3572695
>HG stand for Hunger Games, because that's what the original events were based on. There's no ERP here, and they don't use a sim.
Kill yourself.
>>3572723
Well must be a football book.
>Klopp
>>3572695
We don't dox each other
>>3572741
You could always work on ways to improve upon your tanks....
>Clank
>>3572624
Yeah I know that, some of them speak faster too, though it's always something so weird, like undying and you speaking about suffering, don't you two ever get tired of self-pity?
>Slark
>>3572654
bother with what?
>Hinata
