New HG thread.
>>3569896
I'd type fug azure mexican
>>3569905
Please done summon the spider.
Im running out of smoke bombs.
First for evil
>>3569924
Did you just imply I was an idiot!?
You know what Spike. So were Free and Parsee, you can still be sidelined.
>>3569947
Yo-You too...
>>3569951
Good job.
>>3569951
Damn it. The Australian fucked up my first
>>3569956
Not likely. She's mine.
>>3569947
But, you have no where to put them, unless I had spoke bombs in my coat..
>>3569962
Don't patronize me
>>3569951
>>3569784
A lot! What will the others think of me if I just start showing my butt to whoever asks!?
>>3569798
It changes everyone to some extent. Some more than others. I'm still trying to find the cause of that...
>>3569800
Then you think highly of yourself. Good for you.
Well, was it entirely you who saved the day?
>>3569815
It's no big deal. anyone could learn it if they were truly committed.
I find the prospect of meeting a "country" intriguing. I used to live in England, myself...
The things I find here continue to fascinate.
>>3569980
Then only show me your butt!
>>3569928
Fair enough
>>3569972
That's what I said
>>3569972
And what happens when some dude comes in with a big rifle and talks about war?
>>3569973
... I keep two smoke bombs hidden in my ass, I call this tactic the escaping dragon.
>>3569976
>Pets
It's okay to come second place.
No one will fault you for being a failure~
>>3569953
No, I didn't. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to idiots.
>>3569980
We are an interesting bunch! Especially in Eurasia. Russia is a country you don't want to meet.
>>3569977
I already realized the Aussie fucked me over
>>3569993
You'd be surprised
>>3569990
Not helping.
>>3569991
I trust that she won't be immediately swayed by something that half the people here do already.
>>3569926
>>3569996
W-What makes you think you can talk to like that!
>>3570001
Now you need to learn that life done it first.
>>3569980
Mmm... Maybe just once... A queenie bug named Sectonia. She damn wanted ta take over our planet.
I also went an' helped saved the day a couple a' times too. Fightin' against the names a' villains as Magalor, Zero, an' Nightmare.
>>3570013
>>3570001
You'll be fine.
Everyone fails sometimes.
Don't let it get to you.
>>3569980
Ah, can I sing? I believe that would make me feel better.
>>3569993
.... Couldn't you have them tied to your leg or something..?
>>3570025
Buzz off, soup can
>>3570003
Hey man, I am just in the same boat.
>>3570016
I can, considering I'm the United States of America! I bombed two cities and ended a war! What did you do?
>>3569985
That doesn't change anything at all!
...Oh, forget this. I am going to bed...
>>3569996
MAybe another time... I need rest for now before I pass out here.
>>3570026
So you did a lot of helping for it.... Hm.
I'd ask more, but the hour's getting late. I'm going to bed.
>>3570034
Something relaxing, to help me sleep please.
>>3570046
Stop a war without bombing anyone.
>>3570034
... I didn't even think of that
>>3570056
Night Butt-chan!
>>3570056
Sleep well then, Girlie.
>>3570037
Shutup Zavala.
>>3570056
G'night, dude-- I mean, Miss Patchouli!
>>3570062
And? Is there anything else you've done?
>>3570056
I don't believe I have sung this for you yet, so this should be good.
https://youtu.be/jeVcKgHXJjY
>>3570063
I-I...
>Just throws his cloths back at him.
Just..
>>3570078
Anything else you've done?
Lastation could wipe your primitive nation off the earth if it came to war.
Which it won't because we're not savages
>>3570003
>>3570039
Give it... a week? Maybe.
>>3570089
You are still awake? Are you never going to sleep?
>>3570090
Created airplanes, flew to the moon, invented nuclear weapons, set a standard for every nation to be like...
Yeah, you guys might have magic, if you have any. But when it comes to war, me and Russia could destroy your army in seconds.
>>3570103
Yup, and I don't need to.
>>3570098
Screw you.
>>3570113
We're way ahead of you then, if that's all you have.
What's your progress on FTL travel?
I bet you still think it's impossible.
>>3570030
>>3570120
>>3570098
>pokes your stomach.
>>3570089
Oh, thank you. But I already went and picked up another copy.
So feel free to 'borrow' one whenever you need.
>>3570126
>>3570098
He should have high hopes. I still do
>>3570133
>sprays with weed killer
>>3570139
>>3570137
Oh good, then Len and me can match!
>tfw Rabi-Ribi is coming to PS4 and PSVita
>>3570125
You got me there, but at least I'm taller than you, kid.
Besides, we made McDonalds. That's a plus, I guess.
>>3570136
>>3570143
No face, no action
>>3570142
Your just a fool though.
>>3570153
>>3570161
I not that short! Stop calling me a kid!
>>3570164
What's your point?
>>3570164
>Pokes again
>>3570159
Just ask before borrowing them.
Im not that interested in taking up being a nudist again.
>>3570172
Kid~
>>3570180
Still too bad.
>>3570172
Dude, even Sealand's taller than you are. And he's eight! Besides, looking at you, you have to be thirteen at the most! Come back when you can ride the roller coasters at Disney World, dude.
That sounded way better in my head.
>>3570185
I'm actually a little surprised.. I don't think I saw the spider much today... She is definitely a distinct face in the crowd.
>>3570191
You asked for a face, it is too bad now isn't it.
>>3570168
>>3570116
Sleep is a waste of time, huh? Another reason to turn myself into a Vocaloid.
>>3570185
>stomps on his foot
>>3570193
S-Size isn't important anyways! I'm still way stronger than you!
>>3570204
>>3570219
If that is the case, then why is everyone afraid of Russia, apart from fucking everything? Because of his height, that's what. Besides, even if you're stronger, people think of me more than they think of your nation.
America: 1
Goddess: 0.5
>>3570228
How many do you have?
>>3570212
The only thing we have like that is recharging and maintenance, but you can still do stuff while that's going on..
>>3570236
Are you being mean to that girl America? I thought you were a hero... To think I looked up to you...
>>3570241
I don't know, I just downloaded a lot of them from /jp/, and I found the guy's pixiv so it didn't help either.
I'm contemplating on making a folder of just these images.
>>3570236
That's because he's got nukes an a big military too dipshit
The Russians where just as scared of you as you are them.
>>3570196
I dunno, she tends to blend into the shadows.
>>3570219
>Pets the top of her head
How's it down there kiddo?
>>3570254
Hmm... So you have the source as well. We should stop. We can fill half the thread with only these images.
>>3570266
Yeah probably.
>>3570261
Stop touching me!
>Repeatedly stomping his foot
>>3570248
She started it! She called me an idiot, and generally disrespected me... I know, unheroic of me, but my pride is everything, man!
>>3570256
True, true. How about we agree to disagree, and go on our merry little ways, on the condition that you act kindly, or at the very least apathetic to people, kid?
>>3570278
I'm not apathetic towards people at all!
>>3570261
Ah, that's a little sad, I think half of the reason people are here is to talk so.. Eh that's just me being sappy.
>>3570273
Hey, uni right?
>>3570278
America, you're too old to be acting like this, she can say whatever she wants but does that change anything about your achievements? No it doesn't, so don't let it get to you, and I still think you're pretty great.
>>3570248
No sleep, no sicknesses, probably not even eat and drink to stay alive. This gets better and better.
>>3570289
That chest is kid sized for sure~
>>3570295
Plus the looks, if you're into that kind of thing.
>>3570293
..Yes?
>>3570307
I-I'll fight you!
>>3570325
Sh-Shut up! I'm tired!
HAHAHAHA! I return finally mortals!
I'm curious is the girl who won my last game lurking at all. Her name was Wendy.
>>3570329
Hi Tired, I'm dad!
Wait, that's what fucked me over in the first place--
>>3570321
Could you be a benevolent goddess and maybe let America off the hook, he does have a lot of problems already without you messing with him.
>>3570325
Don't worry about it, I'm always here, well.. not always but I'm here a lot.
>>3570334
Hi Laharl, you missed a lot today.
>>3570329
Bed.
>>3570343
Just today? So you've all been useless until today anyways?
>>3570336
>Clocks him in the face
>>3570343
He started it!
>>3570344
I-I'm busy!
>>3570350
... Ah, I missed this Overlord Laharl, but you allow us to do as such, so is it really out fault? Well anyway the dance was today, well yesterday now, and apparently a few old timers were here...
>>3570351
You just said you were tired! It's time to beeeeed~
>>3570351
Then be the bigger one here and end it, and I don't mean by punching or killing him.
>>3570344
>you'll never pork neptune and noire in the next room as uni and gear are doing whatever
>>3570351
>WHACK
OW! DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK? It was a simple joke! You're such a baby sometimes, god!
>>3570379
I'm doing stuff!
>>3570380
He.
Started it.
>>3570386
You're not helping yourself!
>>3570369
Uh huh. What would I care for a bunch of dancing and old geezers?
>>3570388
Of course I'm not Helping Yourself, I'm America!
Please, why must I do this--
>>3570388
Please?..
>>3570391
Because you're old.
>>3570400
How did someone as stupid as you develop atomic weaponry!
>>3570404
Not until he apologizes!
>>3570404
If I cared for any of them then wouldn't I have cared to come back sooner?
>>3570383
E-Eww.
>>3570388
Doing what?
>>3570400
America apologize to Uni! O-or you'll be responsible for me crying..
>>3570409
But... You don't care for anyone but yourself I thought.
>>3570408
It was Japan's fault! He was the one that wanted to bomb Pearl Harbour, so I returned the favour and nuked him!
>>3570420
...I guess I should apologise now. I'm sorry for being obnoxious and instigating a fight. I'm sorry for insulting your nation and how short you are. Can you forgive me?
Probably not, but I can try.
>>3570415
Go get your sister out of her room. S-she might be dead!
>>3570420
You've only made my point as to why I missed this all. I almost even forget to give my vassals a second thought.
>>3570415
Watching stuff explode...
>>3570423
That's not the point! It's baffling you're smart enough to make one!
>>3570426
She's fineeeeee!
>>3570444
H-Huh?
>>3570444
My scientists made one, I used it, and the Cold War happened. Now will you accept my apology or not?
>>3570423
... America.. You do realize Japan is my country too right..? A-and I meant apologize to Uni..!
>>3570427
Ah. I missed you my lord, it's nice to have you back.
I don't like seeing this place without a game in hours. Give me 24.
>>3570448
You need to make sure she goes to bed
>>3570448
Chemistry is cool!
If you melt salt and throw it in water it explodes!
>>3570449
...Fine, whatever.
Just try to learn common sense.
>>3570456
Overlord Laharl
>>3570451
That's good but just call me Prince if you aren't going to call me Overlord
>>3570456
Uni
>>3570456
Jack Spicer
>>3570456
Ichigo
>>3570456
HisaRyu Amber
Maria and Harusame
>>3570456
>>3570456
Josuke Higashikata
>>3570456
Wendy
>>3570456
Roromiya
>>3570456
Sanae Kochiya
>>3570456
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3570456
Shimakaze
>>3570456
Ririchiyo
>>3570456
Shiranui
>>3570456
King Cryto
>>3570456
Ge-Ge
>>3570457
She's fine, my Onee-chan can take care of herself.
>>3570458
W-Why are you playing with chemicals?!
>>3570451
I did! But I had to acknowledge you too or else it'll seem like I didn't recognise you at all...
Besides, dude. Us nuking Japan kinda helped you in a way. With the technology your country found during the war, your country is one of the best now!
>>3570456
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3570458
Fine, Miss, uh... What's your name?
>>3570456
Monaca
>>3570456
Sexualize
>>3570456
>>3570473
It's late, but have this.
>>3570456
Beatrice
>>3570486
I'm doing it safely of course!
>>3570487
Uni.
>>3570463
Alright servant Laharl.
>>3570487
Please stop...
>>3570492
Hero Prinny. Sorry about not saying anything, dood
>>3570486
NOT IF SHE'S GOTTEN A BLOOD CLOT FROM NOT MOVING FROM PLAYING GAMES!
Need three more.
>>3570496
You already entered. >>3570464
>>3570456
Lord Beerus
>>3570497
>>3570492
What perfect time. I get to skin you alive, or I can just tell that Prinny to do it for me!
>>3570509
I'm not entering a second time, he asked for my name stupid.
>>3570509
Paladin
You know the people that paper for no reason?
...
They are so Tearable.
>>3570514
Then nevermind. I'm tired.
>>3570509
Despair
>>3570509
Osamu Dazai
>>3570496
A-Alright..
>>3570505
You worry too much!
>>3570493
I look totally buff in this one. Maybe I should laze around a little more and get slimmer.
>>3570513
Alright peasant Laharl! I believe in you!
>>3570497
Yeah, I will... Some hero I am, right? I can't even learn common sense and speak before my mind processes it. I want to say sorry for, well, everything I said. I'm not exactly the most mindful of people, as you can see, and I'm just not sure whether I am a hero anymore.
>>3570518
Oh, you~
>>3570496
Okay then, Miss Uni. It was a pleasure to meet you!
>>3570520
So am I
>>3570526
Y-You don't need to worry about me so much!
>>3570537
Yeah, of course it is.
I love Aikawa for adding those new functions to his HostHelper.
Check for mistakes. I already swapped Despair for Osamu.
>>3570538
If you say so..
>>3570533
We'll just solve this in the arena you filthy peasant!
>>3570539
There's a lot of I's and X's that I can't make sense of.
>>3570539
I think we're good to go
>>3570526
>neptune died years ago
>nepgear deludes herself by thinking her sister has been in her room playing games all these years
>>3570538
Oh boy, aren't you just a ray of sunshine, huh?
>>3570539
Looks good, dude!
>>3570537
The fact that you can admit your mistakes means you're still a hero, but all of this sounds like stuff you should figure out about yourself, I can't tell you who you are, only you can do that.
>>3570539
Looks good, thanks for hosting Endo.
>>3570545
That's the spirit Doormat Laharl! I hope you give it your all!
>>3570539
As always, the game starts with the Bloodbath.
Nothing much happens, except for Josuke's mother being overprotective.
Good taste there, Nepgear.
>>3570546
That's for 19.9. Game 20 is supposed to be my Shitty Deviantart Game, which will be a 48 tribute game.
>>3570540
...
>shifts awkwardly
>>3570558
Thanks?
>>3570468
Good luck, Chitoge!
>>3570564
eehh...
>>3570564
Buuuuttt moooooom, I gotta go out and kiiillll peeeooople!
>>3570564
And the recent swap draws first blood. Well done.
Shouldn't it be the other way around, Sexualize?
>>3570564
The fuck did I do to you?
The Policeman buys a new cellphone.
It needs a new password.
He types in: "mypenis".
Phone answers: Sorry, too short.
>>3570561
Dude, you should become a philosopher or a psychiatrist. You'd do well in those fields!
>>3570565
You're welcome. Now run along, and take care during the games!
>>3570576
OH FUCK SHE HAS INFLUENZA
>>3570576
Really dood?!
>>3570568
But I'm not Chitoge!
>>3570576
It's her fault
>>3570576
Guess what time it is.
That's right. Time for some football. Pray that you are not part of the mexican team.
>>3570582
What'd I say about treating me like a kid!?
>>3570576
Everyone agrees
>>3570594
I don't think an octopus is a reliable source
>>3570594
It's in our blood to win!
>>3570597
Sorry, dude. It's just a habit I have.
>>3570540
Let me sniff your feet.
>>3570582
No... Because if I did I think I'd say things like this far too often and they'd become meaningless...
>>3570594
Hey, I got in... But I'm still sad..
>>3570594
We have another murder mystery. Who might be the killer?
And a case of cannibalism.
>>3570615
I got a bad feeling about this
>>3570586
If it makes you feel better, I can call you by your undercover name. If you tell me.
>>3570611
At least they would be nice to listen to, right?
>>3570615
Mmm. Tastes like KFC.
>>3570615
I'm not that much of an asshole, am I, dood?
>>3570597
Miss Uni, may I ask you a few questions for an interview.
>>3570615
The killer was Sanae. But she didn't stop there, she's out for more.
>>3570605
...Imbecile.
>>3570625
Okay, but no weird questions, alright?
>>3570626
>>3570615
I think they're both easy, but then again, I'm a machine..
>>3570621
But that's why I sing.
>>3570626
Ah.. Alone..
>>3570626
Dood, where am I? Dood? Doood?! DOOOOD?!
>>3570626
Why would I care to impress some woman?
>>3570632
So what were you trying to do doormat?
>>3570628
Okay, why are you such a baka?
>>3570628
...Shorty.
>>3570632
You got me there, dude! Your songs are pretty rad!
>>3570626
Wendy, are you going to stop her or will you take her attack right to the face?
Next time you might want to wish for more dead people.
>>3570637
That question has no answer, because I'm not.
>>3570639
I'll hit you again!
>>3570640
You better think fast!
>>3570554
That's silly.
>>3570565
Cute!
>>3570609
S-Shion?
>waking up at 2:16 PM cause of Seth.
>>3570645
>>3570642
Wow. Very mature of you, supposed goddess and inhabitant of a nation far more superior to ours.
B-Baka.
>>3570642
Alright, are you jealous of how much more... Developed your sister is?
>>3570636
Hey, I got trapped, I'm not dead, just out.
But I am going to bed.
>>3570639
I'm going to bed, goodnight America, I'll talk to you later...
>>3570640
And we go straight to the feast.
Good work, Wendy. You've chosen wisely.
Two other people couldn't stop eating.
>>3570647
>rubs tum
is ok
>>3570645
No, but I still want to sniff your feet.
>>3570657
>>3570640
>>3570654
G'night, dude!
>>3570651
You're the who went off about respect! At least show some!
>>3570652
Wha-
O-Of course not! What did I say about weird questions!?
>>3570654
It's the same thing. Get some rest peasant.
>>3570647
me to
>>3570657
Skipped some peace.
Someone has mistaken the cheatcode for the godmode.
Laharl knows about the high toxicity of that alien crystal.
>>3570665
But you're not showing any either!
>>3570672
TAKE THIS, YOU MOTHERFU--
>>3570665
Thats all I've got. A picture for the article now.
>Click!
>>3570672
Of course I know what Tiberium is. I had to destroy it all before it spread through my netherworld at one point.
>>3570649
Teheh.
>>3570662
W-Why?
>>3570672
Skipped even more peace.
You know, you could have just stabbed him in his sleep.
>>3570692
Laharl...
>>3570691
Because your feet are cute. CUTE!
>>3570692
A shame. But considering that someone like Robbie won your heart.
>>3570676
Why would I show respect to someone who doesn't?
>>3570677
Next time no weird questions!
>>3570691
J-Jeez Nepgear...
>>3570692
>>3570696
What?! I plan to kill everyone who's in my way.
Guess whos back for a limited time because they're depressed and needs to distract themselves from life
im unretiring hane
hate me
>>3570699
>>3570699
Laharl was probably thinking "what worked once shall work again". But why her?
Final 2!
>>3570700
Because when I first met you, all I did was say a dad joke! To be fair, I did overreact when you acted weird, but the rest of the actions were uncalled for!
>>3570702
Suuure.
>>3570699
Poor Chitoge.
>>3570715
She couldn't open the bottle of pills earlier. So why not help her out?
>>3570721
Of course. Look, now I only have to kill her.
>>3570710
Yeah, that's real fuckin' neato, pal.
>>3570716
You kept going and took it to far!
You're in the wrong here!
>tfw
>>3570715
And the winner is...
>>3570730
Laharl! Congratulations!
>>3570730
>>3570724
Noooo!
>>3570727
Get fucked idiot
>>3570730
>>3570733
And the stats! Thank you for having me, you are all welcome.
>>3570730
I killed her like I said I would! AH-HAHAHAHAHA!
>>3570727
Buy another, simple.
:^) Sucker :^)
>>3570733
Well congratulations
>>3570736
Thanks for hosting
>>3570736
Thank you for the game.
>>3570726
How about this; we're clearly both fighting fire with fire, so how about we just stop fighting?
>>3570736
Congrats to the Overlord, and thanks for hosting, dude!
Continue being awesome guys. Love ya.
>>3570740
k-kamina?
>>3570733
Congratulations
>>3570736
Thanks for hosting
>>3570736
>will never win one of your games
>killing myself
>>3570745
Expect Hoshi and Bolin, they can go kill themselves.
>>3570746
Iida. Iida Tenya.
>>3570738
>can only play with credit card and bitcoin
>my bitcoin funds are empty now and I can't get add new ones with Paypal
>Credit cards aren't a thing in Germany
W-who has a card? I will send it back via paypal.
>>3570741
You stop and I'll stop.
>>3570749
There is always another time. And thanks to Seth I got my hosting motivation back.
>>3570763
>tfw I have 0.33 cents on my card
>>3570763
>Credit cards aren't a thing in Germany
Du hast doch wohl ne Sparkassenkarte.
