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helo it is i aizawa
helo it is i iiya
>>3529720
Hey again Aizawa! How is your day today?
>>3529682
I do not plan on it, it was only in case you continue to be gone, as if you were attempting to escape your new life of absolute allegiance towards me.
>>3529702
Lady in the glasses! Do not tell my vassal to die!
>>3529686
Nooonooo..Blood isn't gray. It would not match the song. I think...
>>3529700
Oh...I think it was supposed to be waves..But it would be water aswell, or wildflowers! or wonders..
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3529720
Your joke is not funny.
>>3529737
What's up Ilya? Hope you're doing well today.
>>3529668 (Kaito)
Scary? It would be awe inspiring, but I suspect biological development will take place rather than mechanical given the recent breakthroughs in medical science. Why replace biological matter with machine when you can replace it with itself? It's like a cheat code. Of course, there will be a price. Energy. If death by old age and other medical conditions were to become rare, then the rate of energy consumption increases with the population.
iiya x aizwa when
>>3529731
Then I'll never return.
>>3529745
She can die in the coldest part of hell.
>>3529757
your not funny
>>3529769
Lida*
>>3529757
>deep kissu
>>3529783
>iiya
>>3529700
Hats mess up my hair, I don't like it.
>>3529722
Thanks, I guess?
>>3529770
>>3529745
Shiragami Senpai wants me gooone...
>>3529770
A-Are you my sister's vassal? W-Why are you wishing death upon her?
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3529797
W-Why is that?
>>3529799
my vassal's sister I-I meant!
>>3529778
I was not trying to be.
>>3529785
>Chops on the head.
How are we all today?
>>3529748
"Destined to seek, life beyond the shore just out of reach"? I've heard that thing around here so many times I've got it memorized.
>>3529796
There's a difference 'tween crowns and hats, y'know. Or tiaras, for that matter.
>>3529815
Pretty good, myself, nothin' too out the ordinary.
>>3529814
>sticks my hand down your pants
>>3529687 (Misato)
Is is a hassle sometimes? I think something like that would be like caring a bunch of younger siblings, kind like my family.
>>3529700 (Aussa)
Aussa.. Really now?
>>3529704 (Uni)
What do you do? I mean.. What are you known for?
>>3529742
>>3529764
That's why I predict a limit on children in the future, there's a show in America called liked nineteen and counting or something right? I think even I'd go crazy with that many kids... A-ah.. I just had a thought..
fuck the rules and fuck aizawa
>iida
>>3529815
oddly festive
why is russian hg better than this shit
>>3529833
...Huuuuuh? Are you the lady that wrote that song? Or was it a man? But you don't like a man. I think.
>>3529837
>Strikes in the head with a Sleep Induction Device.
>>3529845
Because this is literally just memes and borrowed codes now.
I want to fuck ______
>>3529845
>There is a russian HG?
>>3529810
I don't know! She just does!
>>3529873
all the circlejerks
>>3529873
Too obvious.
Entries
2ch hk/brg/res/98441.html
>What programs do you all use for win cards?
>>3529845
It's not
>>3529873
dancing fox
>>3529833
Still mess up my hair.
>>3529839
...I'm good with guns, I guess.
>>3529898
gimp
>>3529815
Living.
>>3529884
Did you try asking her?
>>3529898
Gimp
>>3529898
>PS, MS Paint, Google Images
>>3529904
You serious m8?
>>3529898
>Photoshop.
>Although I've only hosted one game during my time here.
>>3529898
Photoshop
Do we know what happend to Raine Sage?
>>3529839
What? I told her what'd happen if she kept insultin' and threatenin' others.
>>3529852
Nah, I'm a girl, last I checked. And I think it's Azura who did, I've just heard her an' some others sing it a lot.
>>3529910
I dunno, I think a tiara or somethin' would work just fine with you, maybe a circlet or one'a those things that just goes straight on th'forehead?
>>3529898
>I'm afraid I borrow Maria's expertise for that, but I believe she uses GIMP
>GIMP or Paint.net should do fine, though.
>>3529961
Sucked too many of her IRL student's dicks lost her house and OD'd
>>3529917
>>3529957
This was not murder, but an act of self defense.
He will be fine.
Post funny moments
>>3529875
>Sighs softly.
Ah, this is kind of peaceful don't you think?
>>3529910
Oh, are you in the military?
>>3529979
That sounds exactly like you snapped Aussa...
helo it is i aikwa
>>3529976
Well ask with haste! I would rather know quickly whether not I should be striking you or her down.
>>3529979
....Who is Azura? That's a very pretty name...Is your name Azura?
>>3529839
It's certainly possible, but hard to enforce without violating a lot of rights. Expansion will definitely take place, perhaps colonization of other planets as well.
>>3529979
>Thanks M8
>>3529932
yee
>>3529979
I-I don't want to!
>>3529993
Not really.
>>3529988
shut up murderer
im telling iiya
>>3529993
Hey, I politely asked her 'ta vacate the tank, first.
>>3530014
I wouldn't be talkin' about myself in the third person if I was, would I? Didn't I tell ya last time we met? Name's Aussa, Aussa the Earth Charmer.
>She flashes a smile
>>3530045
Hey, I mean, I guess if ya find 'em uncomfortable....
>>3530050
Isn't that Wynn's sister? The hell's she wearing?
>How the hell old is this?
>>3529959
>Oh god damn it.
Yuno post with Mao so I can make a quick pun
>>3530012
Don't strike her.
>>3530055
You are welcome to.
>>3530033
Plenty of people wants to, really. But I can't let you ploy dis foxpussy if you're not worth it, y' know.
Reveal yourself.
>>3530017
Ah? Is that a hard boiled egg? I suppose I'd make sense that you'd like those...
>>3530020
I hope I'm not around to see that, it sounds like it would create a wild west in space...
>>3530045
Then why would you be so good with guns?
>>3530091
>Sighs and shakes my head.
Really now..
>>3530091
According to right click > properties
Created: Thursday, July 09, 2015, 6:46:50 PM
>>3530102
>>3530113
Then it is right of me to assume that you are at fault?
>>3530091
Obviously...
>>3530138
Because I decided to.
>>3530091
..Huuuh? We met before? I don't think we did. Uhm, hello then, Aussa!
>>3530157
At fault? For what?
>>3530138
Well, you'd have to be able to get there first, and why wouldn't you want to be around? Do androids believe in an afterlife? As of right now, I do not wish to die....ever. Of course, that would probably change eventually, but not for a very, very long time.
>>3530161
Gods, well, ya did stammer, so I figured you found it uncomfortable.
>>3530166
Your name is...Lilith, right? Yeah, you said you were lookin' for someone. Nice meetin' ya.
>>3530138
I wasn't gonna stand around an' let her do that....
>>3529989
>tfw I have next to nothing relevant
>>3530140
>Jesus.
>>3530167
For your hostile relations of course! The owner of a vassal must take responsibility for the actions of a vassal, and this is no exception.
>>3529873
Nobody
>>3530191
I-I didn't stammer!
....
Shut up!
>>3530191
Lilith?
>looks in a small, red book
...It seems that my name is indeed Lilith. Uhm, What does it mean, ''nice meeting ya''? You talk funny.
>she smiles
>>3530208
kek
>>3529873
Junko up for pushing back prom so far
>>3530108
Make it quick, Hina-chan is heading toward the spa and I wanna be there to take some pictures when she gets naked. I mean, I want to be there not to take pictures because that's weird.
...What do you want?
>>3529873
ing start a war.
>>3530161
No other reason? That sounds sketchy...
>>3530164
So you're in school right? It always seems like you're wearing your uniform.
>>3530178
No, I've said this before, I don't have a soul or anything like that, I suppose it's like.... Turning off a light switch.
>>3530191
But you let me do this?
>Pokes her cheek.
>>3530246
>Sliver not being OOC
I miss May '15
>>3530239
prom?
>>3530259
I...I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
>>3530251
My kind of gal!
>>3530204
I'm not vassal and I don't know what you mean!
>>3530249
Hey it's Uno
The purpose of this experiment was to be a terrible person
>>3530223
Just that it's nice 'ta meet you. Yeah, I get that a lot...I can't help my accent, y'know?
>>3530222
...No need for lyin', now.
>>3530259
>She places a hand on her hip, but doesn't react
I mean, ya "borrowed" my glasses last time.
>>3529989
>
yuno please host
>>3530306
(You)
>>3530259
Is somethign wrong with that?
>>3530296
I said shut up!
>>3530249
>>3530294
That wasn't funny because it was bad
Where is Sanya?
>>3530296
What's an accent? If you are ill, I can heal you!..I think. I am pretty sure i still can do that.
Do you guys need a comfy game
Or would you rather wait for a real host
>>3530324
Thank (You)
This has to be posted
Remember to avoid these people .
>>3530204
Do you have this in a higher resolution?
>>3530279
She seeks your death. As my vassal, which you ARE, it is my duty to resolve this matter.
>>3530358
>Not updated
Kid you what?
>>3530358
Kamina avoided us first.
;-;
>>3530272
Why? Getting too real for you? Haha.. It's like I just go to sleep I guess.
>>3530296
>Messes with her hair.
Yeah, but that's a normal thing for people with glasses to take them off...
>>3530297
Haha, I hope your grades are good...
>>3530326
I mean everyone has their own hobbies, so no, not really I guess.
>>3530358
>mfw am 1 of those people
>>3530326
Royalty or not, I aint takin' orders from ya.
>>3530334
What?
>She laughs briefly
Nah, it's perfectly normal. An accent's just a way that people from a certain place talk.
>>3530368
I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding!
>>3530348
I miss Homura
>>3530294
Hahaha.
Yep, don't get it.
>>3530326
You're cute.
Remember to avoid these people.
>>3530361
Not gonna lie, Spike has some pretty sick comebacks.
>>3530364
I do.
>>3530309
I can't host until my laptop is fixed.
>>3530383
just one?
>>3530417
>Being this mad they won't make you a member
>>3530377
exactly...
>>3530385
This isn't about me being royalty
It's about you shutting up.
>>3530398
Long time no see, Mao.
>>3530385
...Does that mean each town has a different speach sickness? Goodness! THat sounds bad! Is it conta..conta...Can i get it aswell?
>>3530419
He breathes fire, after all
>>3530432
Silly anon, I can't be more than one person!
>>3530387
It better, or I will have you dead, do you hear me?
>>3530434
>implying it's that hard
>>3530417
Hey, updated!
>>3530377
When they're not using it, maybe.
>>3530436
Why? should I...?
>>3530448
It's not a sickness! It's just like...a habit. Somethin' you get used 'ta doing after a while. I can stop talkin' like it, but it bothers me.
...And technically, if ya hang around an area with a buncha people that talk a certain way, you can end up talking similar.
>>3530460
D-Don't have me dead!
>>3530450
God damnit.
You. I like you.
>>3530388
I don't.
>>3530463
>implying it isn't
>implying people really care about it
>>3530492
Because I told you too!
hey is anyone playing hoshi from arakawa under the bridge? i was thinking about picking him up
>Tfw a certain artist's art sucks, but there's something oddly appealing about it anyways
>>3530524
nope, go for it
>>3530524
Jokes aside, you can actually just do that
>>3530398
Gettit? Yuno?
But Uni-o?
btw what brand of bleach do you recommend?
>>3530361
T-thanks
>>3530248
Anyone has the Penguin x Treasure Knight one? I can't find on the archives
>>3530516
Like I said. I don't take orders.
>>3530519
Har, har. You know what I mean.
>>3530492
Huuuh? Does that mean you grew up with clowns around you? Because clowns are funny. And you talk funny.
...I am scared of clowns.
>>3530513
>That's a REALLY good looking King Dedede sprite.
>>3530543
I want to put Spike on suicide watch with you
>>3530534
>Pic related.
>>3530554
You're being unreasonable!
>Some poor sap wants to fill in my shoes
You're not quite ready yet for Papa's shoes, Junior.
>>3530519
You couldn't have known, and I brought it up anyways. You're lucky you don't have a faulty emotional subroutine related to anxiety, let me tell you what.
Wir mussen die Juden austrassen
>>3530555
Actually, I grew up on a farm. People from everywhere talk different, y'know.
...Never actually met a clown, for that matter.
>>3530572
How so?
>>3530361
>>3530543
H-Hey, I clarified that I was referring to the fact I was fine with you having a sex life.
I wasn't implying anything else.
>>3530579
>kissu
>>3530436
Likewise! Not being able to see your face for so long was torture.
>>3530541
https://www.manicpanic.com/flash-lightning-bleach-kit
LEW GAME WHEN
First 24
Will bump if someone tells me how to...
>>3530589
I thought so. You don't look like a clown....Otherwise i'd run away screaming now...Unless you ARE a clown and I forgot how they look like!
...I made a joke. I think.
>>3530597
She did used to get around back in the day, though, let's not kid ourselves. No surprise she can handle your grown up body after all the time she spent with Trixie.
>>3530604
Lever.
>>3530604
LEWD GAME WHEN
FTFY
>>3530604
Tomorrow
>>3530417
>spoons rattling
>>3530613
Spike
>>3530613
Sunset
>>3530613
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3530613
Sanae Kochiya
>>3530613
R1 Guy
>>3530613
Boba Fett
>>3530613
Misato
>>3530613
Dancin Fox
>>3530579
>He thinks its hard to play a starheaded man thirsting for Nino
>>3530617
What's in the past is in the past, and I don't need to, or want to, know about it.
>>3530613
Eggman-kun
>>3530613
Nafuka
>>3530613
Shalashaska
>>3530613
Colonel Sanders
There's one of them, adjust size buttons below the rostah, shouldn't be too hard to find.
>>3530613
Lord Beerus
>>3530613
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3530589
Put your stupid pride to the side!
>>3530602
I should've expect you'd sayi something like that...
>>3530613
Uni
>>3530613
Cappy
>Female
>>3530613
Isabelle
>>3530613
Aussa
>You bump by increasing the roster size, and re-entering everything. Yay.
>>3530616
Maybe not, but it was...somethin'.
>She laughs briefly
Nah, most clowns don't wear brown.
>>3530613
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3530613
Seija Kijin
>>3530613
The Player
>>3530358
>avoiding 2/3 of the community
>>3530613
Komachi
>>3530613
Akane-chan
>>3530613
King Kaito
>>3530554
Haha... At least I got a kind of laugh out of you..
>>3530562
T-that's how incentives work right? Y-you're going to try harder now... R-right?
>>3530582
I mean.. There's every time I talk about or with Haku...
>>3530613
Lilith
>>3530613
Vic Viper
>>3530613
Ema Skye
>>3530613
Canada Dry
>>3530644
That moment was also in the past, which is why it was relevant.
>>3530613
Embodiment of Smug
>>3530613
Jack Spicer
>Go to the reaping screen and hit adjust size
>>3530613
Koyomi Araragi
>>3530613
Mr. Rimmer
Use the adjust size button, homo.
>>3530613
Foxy Rena
>>3530684
And my statement stands.
>>3530657
Huuuuh? But you said you never met a clown before...This is confusing for me.
>>3530666
A lot of those avafags quit or just don't show up as often
>>3530587
Ausrotten.
>>3530613
Mao Nonosaka
>>3530613
Scanty~
(Increase the roster size, everything should stay there, but don't quote me on it.)
>>3530685
Captain Luna
>>3530656
>sexualizing Isabelle
>>3530714
I've always wanted her...
... hat. She has a really nice looking hat that I always stared at.
>>3530654
Who says this is anythin' about pride?
>>3530672
What can I say, I'm a straight-laced person. But yeah, I generally avoid causin' harm for folks.
>>3530707
I haven't, but I know how they dress anyhow. Secondhand accounts, from a distance, readin' things, and so on.
>>3530656
>>3530737
>Not sexualizing best acnl charater.
I looked away for like 5 minutes. where di that entry come from?
>>3530735
>it's the new /ofh/
it makes even more sense
>>3530735
>retirement home
>nobody is talking with eachother, everyone minding their own activities
Holy shit it fits
>>3530727
Okay?
>>3530733
It does not.
>>3530765
Did you shrink?
>>3530613
The Crimson Demon
>>3530493
Then do not get into things like this where I must be forced to intervene! I am doing more for you already than you have ever done for me!
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>>3530761
>wanting to sexualize purest pupper assistant
Crap....
I've just realized I've got to do something...
Sorry
what if russian HG is the new /sanc/?
>>3530654
What? Am I really that predictable?
>>3530747
...
Get your own hat, this one's mine.
>>3530783
Nope!
>>3530785
>no increase in UID
So who is your other ava?
>>3530752
>She doesn't pay attention to anything you pay, instead being withdrawn into her own thoughts, looking very absent-minded
>>3530770
Okay!
>>3530695
>Really? Dammit man now you got me wanting a kitkat...
Good! I'll try to get really good at hard boiling eggs then!
>>3530727
Uh, alright, but I'm just saying those are times when I deviate from my protocols and programs..
>>3530752
I know Aussa, you have a good heart, it's pretty obvious first glance..
>>3530785
Should I eat some food for you?
>>3530792
>slow clap
>>3530769
>everyone gets subpar food and hates everyone around them
You might not be wrong.
>>3530568
I dont think that would be very much fun for anyone involved
>>3530784
Why did you hide in my bed?
>>3530797
Huh??
>>3530795
What kind of hat is it? I'm no good with hats, I just like looking at them and buying them.
>>3530817
An anxiety disorder it is not, however.
Wait, then what dictates what you do when you deviate like that?
>>3530752
"I don't take orders"
It isn't an order.
>>3530795
I suppose so..
>>3530792
Don't worry about it Clank.
>>3530830
She might have had one anyways. You fucking blew it.
>>3530801
Me, Rick. I'm the other ava.
>>3530802
Er...hello?
>>3530817
Well, much obliged. I don't much like that sorta third-degree, though....
>>3530842
Well, a demand, then.
>>3530801
>Her other ava is "POSTED EARLIER IN THE THREAD".
>>3530849
That is MY wife. That is MY son. and that is MY unborn child.
>>3530831
Sweet Jesus, get the water, anon is burning alive!
>>3530850
Ehm...What was the name of the lady you mentioned earlier again? I think I heard that name before..
>>3530834
Huh???
>>3530874
What happened just now?
>>3530818
Great idea, you will prepare me some food to eat! Get to it!
>>3530858
>that is my wifes son
Rick is the ultimate cuck
>>3530879
No no, I meant I could EAT it for you!
Alright, I guess I can make some bread.
>>3530877
You said hi to me.
>>3530867
Azura?
>>3530850
Request.
>>3530834
There was a ghost outside of your house...
>>3530858
I fucked your wife, Rick. That baby is mine.
Alright, i'm gonna fuck off until dead hours. Give me >Kissus goodbye please
>>3530898
Ooooh! Ooooh! I know her! She has...amber coloured eyes and long, pretty blue hair, right?
Where is she right now?! Is she alright?!
>>3530839
Myself? I don't know I've been around for a while and I am an AI, I'm not evil, but I do learn to do things...
And I don't think I've ever had anything to be anxious about.
>>3530844
I don't really know if you do or not, but I enjoy these talks..
>>3530850
S-sorry! I didn't mean to.. Ah, but how are your spells coming along?
>>3530909
>>3530912
except this fag.
>>3530912
>Kissu
>>3530897
>>3530907
Are you sure?
>>3530894
Why would you eat food for me? The sole purpose of consumption is to gain nutrition and nourishment, why would I want you to take that away from me?
...
Oh, and by the way, you get bonus vassal points for getting me meat!
>>3530912
>kissus your wife
>fuckus her
>>3530938
Points!? What can I do with them??
>>3530912
Lori was a bitch anyway.
Take care Rick.
>>3530904
Then you wouldn't have worded it like that.
>>3530916
Right and right...er, that sorta depends, but 'ta my knowledge they're all just fine.
>>3530917
Well, I finally tested that "flight alternative" of mine, so I've got that goin'.
Hungertale games when?
>>3530917
How aware of your software are you? Like, do you know your own source code? Do you have to the raw data it generates from the learning functions?
>>3530912
>Kissus your wife while I fuck her
A hunger game arena theme I want to see is ____.
>>3530956
Yesterday
>>3530912
>Pats head
>>3530965
see
>>3530956
>>3530965
psychotic
>>3530912
Take care, big guy. Don't let it get to you.
>Spike
>>3530952
I was somewhat upset.
>Uni
>>3530946
Live to walk this earth another day. Huhuhu!
>THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3530995
>pat
It's okay kugs.
>>3530965
island
