/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Yet Another Hiatus Edition
>Last thread: >>3505447
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>3510849
Pearl?
>>3510921
Y-yes
>>3510921
Pearl's penis.
>>3510921
Yes.
>>3510921
>>3510849
Ruby a cute
>>3510921
mhm
>>3511075
>>3511164
This thing isn't cute though.
Zuke gets out of work at 7 I think, 1 minute until impact
>>3511164
What's squished in between those two?
It's an eclair right?
>>3511356
>Sending it immediately before she gets off of work.
>It'll be one of the first things that she sees when she gets home.
>>3511356
Just in case someone doubts the legitimacy
https://www.twitter.com/CheekiBreeki10/status/743622778096496640
>>3510976
I think I enjoy Pearl's penis a bit too much...
>>3511356
In its full res glory
>>3511356
I'm staying up another hour, even though I have to get up for work at 5AM tomorrow, just so I can see how this unfolds.
>>3511356
Strap in and strap on folks
>>3511392
You guys should go like the tweet so it's higher up
>>3511378
It's a double ended dildo in their anuses.
>>3511404
No such thing.
>>3511425
Source?
>>3511392
Oh boy here we go
>>3511392
I can't wait until she sees it.
And yet, because you're not trying to drive a kid to suicide, this is still far from the lowest that the Steven Universe fandom has fallen.
>>3511457
You must be new to the internet if you still think that was all just the SU fandom.
>>3511435
We're doing it for science
>>3511457
Zuke is a shitpost extraordinaire
She's gonna love this
>>3511356
Oh damn it, here's hoping they understand it's only from /trash/ and not everyone.
>>3511444
http://nsfwarttmadness.tumblr.com/post/144618626477
>>3511454
Even if she only block him, the reaction is still worth it
>>3511392
All hope for /sug/ is gone
>>3511404
artist?
>>3511485
It's true, she can go toe-to-toe with supreme Crewniverse autist Colin Howards.
>>3511521
http://snafu-art.tumblr.com/
>>3511496
Thanks anon.
>>3511490
anon /trash/'s /sug/ is the dominant fanbase for SU
>>3511356
fingers crossed
asshole clenched
>>3511572
This one's galactic overlord.
>>3511593
I know, I was just posting it because porn.
>>3511583
>/trash/'s /sug/ is the dominant fanbase for SU
>>3511392
So this is what we give her , after boarding some of the best episodes of SU and being so receptive and open to the community, kill me , kill me now.
>tfw this entire thing
Too bad she'll never reapond to it
>>3511627
Calm down anon, I'm sure she'll just have a light chuckle when she see's it and nothing more.
>>3511392
Somebody should tweet this to the rest of the crew, or at least Rebecca.
>>3511627
She must acknowledge our love for her.
>>3511641
But you know she's going to see it.
>>3511627
But we love Zuke. She understands us, she's a shitposting faggot just like all of us.
>>3511583
>>3511409
The sneakpeak vid of NYCC '15 was pretty funny, there's a very questionable intermission at 8:28
http://youtu.be/q0UHUlfWpAs
>>3511627
She ought to take it as a compliment. It means we like her enough to write porn of her with Rebecca.
>>3511662
>Implying she doesn't browse /sug/
>Implying she wasn't one of the anons cheering on the anon who posted it
>>3511682
>too far
>the episode sugar forced her to board is called Too Far
FUCKING POETRY
>>3511627
This is how we show our love and why no one loves us back.
>>3511650
>>3511713
I know , I'm just so cringe about it , I would laugh my ass off if it happened to me, but I'm afraid how she's gonna react.
>>3511713
That reminds me, has anyone ever sent the Ukufuckme picture to Rebecca?
>>3511662
I think sticking with Zuke is probably the best. Besides, folks directly tweet it to her coworkers, it deprives her of the decision of who to share it with.
>>3511756
Scraps did. And then she kicked his ass in a Target parking lot.
>>3511756
Yeah
It did not end well
I want Jasper to tear my throat out.
With her teeth.
>>3511756
Do it faggot
>>3511793
Tell the story, I wasn't here for it.
>>3511756
Scraps said he did on her birthday.
>>3511793
>>3511790
>>3511807
Scraps was here now he's not.
>>3511832
kek
>>3511756
Rebecca said she was going to beat up the guy in a target parking lot
>>3511731
Eyyy, you got it!
BOARDING SURE IS PAINFUL wink wink
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/743628960668385280
>>3511832
Was he dragged from his house and thrown into a van, never to be seen again?
ZUKE IS ONLINE RIGHT NOW OH BOY
I'll bet /sug/ can't make me boner.
>>3511826
Rebecca and her crew jumped the guy in a target parking lot
>>3511872
D-did she read it yet? Is this a reference??
Post lewd gems while we wait.
>>3511884
I kinda doubt that
>>3511881
WEW LAD!
>>3511882
Steven's butt
>>3511872
>Zuke still plays WoW
At least she isn't Horde scum.
>>3511940
nope
>people think shes going to acknowledge it
wishful thinking.
Hey Zuke!
>>3511728
you're right sugar
you don't need it tweeted to your account
>>3511931
She might not respond to the tweet, the guy who sent it should check if she blocks him
I wish she would acknowledge it :^(
>>3511872
>getting raped in the ass by my boss' footlong penis isn't much unlike boarding
>in fact they usually happen in tandem
Zuke I fucking LOVE YOU
>>3511963
She's probably not even gonna read it. Just see that it's 4chan and ignore it.
>>3511864
Never
>>3511940
>>3511932
Then you don't know Rebecca Sugar.
>>3511981
I'll keep a constant watch for the next few hours and let ya'll know if something private happens.
>>3512007
I didn't even read it.
>>3511965
Zuke, if you're reading this, post Rose drawings someday please!
>>3512025
>on 4chan
>see a 4chan post
>'oh geez it's a 4chan post'
>move right along
>>3512049
kek
the summoning ritual has begun!
>>3512047
>she tweets a pic of a bouquet of roses
>tweets another pic, but now it's on fire
>>3512091
Why?
>>3512091
Why.
>>3512091
>>3512091
Why!
>>3512091
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I look like a mess she can't see me like this!
She's on benzos, guys.
>>3512091
This is what happens if you push it too far you guys.
>>3512091
>>3512098
>We will never see Zuke's Rose.
What a shame, I really like her art style and also Rose.
I wish Zuke would draw some pearls
>>3512121
She might have just gone to sleep and everyone's gonna sit around like a retard waiting for a response that will never come.
>>3512176
Let me at least brush my teeth for fuck's sake before having a girl over
>>3512176
We are a strange and silly lot
>>3512159
I'm just disappointed that so many people fell for it and it's gonna backfire.
>>3512176
>Implying any of those guys are the ones that sent it.
>>3511876
He accepted sugar's challenge here
>>3511790
Nobody really knows what happened at the parking lot.
>>3512176
>You guys
One guy
>>3512176
It feels different to have her come here. It's like inviting her into our bedroom. Sending her a rape fanfic is much less intimate.
hey im zuke
>>3512176
Literally all me
>>3512226
No way, me too.
>>3512226
>>3512222
One is basically having a gift-wrapped dildo sent to her house straight from Bad Dragon, the other is like laying down on a bed spread eagle while doing "come hither" gestures
>>3512222
>"Hey Zuke, you wanna come write rapefics with us?"
>>3512226
Zuke here, thanks man.
>>3512247
I'm Zuke too, hey guys!
>>3512226
Can you draw me a Steven
>>3512226
I'm not so zuke
>>3512226
hi zuke, I'm anon
>>3512226
What's up, Zuke? Nice to meetcha, my name's Lamar.
No! I am Zukacus!
>>3512226
>There's no way it's Zuke.
>At the same time this is exactly what Zuke would say as a joke.
>At the same time this is exactly what any anon would say as a joke.
>>3512277
hi anon, I'm zuke
>>3512255
That's a meme I haven't seen in a while.
>>3512226
Spoil the episode you just boarded.
just watch the poster count , if it gets to 30 , thats zuke
>>3512297
Pearl dies
>>3512283
Lamar, I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
They call me Matt "Fuckface" Burnett around here
hey zukes, you guys want some of my drugs?
>>3512287
fReAky
why is pearl so great for fusions?? i'm making a height chart including top-tier fan fusions and she's the only one who i've been able to find great fusions with each of the other 5 main gems.
>>3512313
Hey.
>>3512313
>inb4 an anon get on a new IP
>>3512297
jasper goes into town, funny stuff happens
Dear Zuke,
I'm writing to you knowing that you will read this post, and I hope you would listen. I hate Peridot. I want her to die.
I've always hated her high-pitched voice, her attitude, her design, and her colors. It's all crap.
I've attached a PNG-format image-file with this post, maybe to inspire the scenario of her death. If possible, I would like to see Steven shit on the corpse then force Lapis and Pearl to clean it up using their tongues and/or eyeballs.
Love,
Anon.
>>3512017
I WILL FUCKING END YOU
>>3512352
too late
>>3512313
>29
>31
we might never know
Posting more lewds while we wait.
>>3512378
Which gems would be most into knifeplay during sex?
>>3512350
Hi Zuke
>>3512352
Hey bby
zuke here, amedot sucks
>>3512428
W-what
Who is empartridge
>other side
?!
>>3512426
Oh Ian you could have done sooo much better
>>3512478
TELL ME
WILL LAPIDOT BE CANON?
OR IS JASPIS ENDGAME IN REALITY?
>>3512478
You started it, Lauren, you created it, it came out of your vagina
>>3512479
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/743630619809198081
See here for the entire conversation thread.
>>3512500
you silly fucks, it was jaspidot all along
>roleplaying on twitter
is zuke autistic
Tweet anon here
Nothing on my side yet, no block or anything, she probably didn't read it but I'll keep monitoring.
>>3512531
Yes, obviously.
>>3512396
How in the fuck did BM think this was remotely decent anatomy
>>3512563
He's really bad at it
Which characters do you relate with the most? For me it's Peridot and [spoiler] Lars [/spoiler]
hey guys, my first time on here. what is going on?
>>3512498
NO BULLYING ALLOWED
>>3512583
Sour Cream. I'm a tall skinny blond music nerd.
>>3512527
A sound compromise
Based Zuke the unjukable
>>3512593
We're sending rape fanfic to one of the SU storyboarders.
>>3512593
do me a personal favor, walk away and do NOT look back whatever you do
>>3512593
Show your tits please
>>3512593
I don't believe you , you're probably that anon that said someone could change their IP address
>>3512498
Why do you think he could have done better? He's not very good looking either.
>>3512583
Peridot because I'm short and want nothing more than the sweet relief of death.
Or am I thinking of Lapis?
>>3512426
F-foot long...
>>3512667
What he lacks in looks he makes up for it with his MurderCock.
>>3512583
I don't even know.
>>3512667
>either.
>implying Sugar isn't an Angel amongst garbage people
that Ian post was a joke
JOKE
>>3512563
It looks like Pearl has no pelvis in that one.
How long until Greg's new type abilities begin to manifest?
>>3512768
His what?
>>3512759
>not a femanon sorry
that's no fucking excuse
but really, wait until /sug/ comes back to /co/, there will be less cancer
>>3512759
>Not a femanon sorry
Show tits anyway
When will Steven get a new haircut?
Some wonder what became of THE ASIAN after she lost her position of boarder.
Truth is, she was demoted to janitor and now has to mop up various Crewniverse bodily fluids that coat the floor after their...spontaneous little sessions.
>>3512803
>being proud of the fact that you watch anime
>>3512822
>>3512788
>that's no fucking excuse
okay my dudes
Here's Amethyst.
steven hold my calls
>>3512848
>no hair
Underageb& or flip/pinoy/Asian spic?
>>3512824
Never.
>>3512848
no anon, no , this is no place for this , please preserve your purity and wait for the show to get out of hiatus and join us at /co/.
>>3512876
european
>>3512848
Do you breastfeed your Peridaughter with these tits?
>>3512877
Why is Steven with Rose's hairstyle so perfect?
>>3512868
Okay Rebecca-kun
>>3512913
yes.
>>3512583
Onion. Because I want to watch the world burn for no reason in particular.
>>3512848
>Completely hairless chest
You sure you're not have a very flat chested woman pretending to be a man? It's okay to be flat femanon...
>>3512900
>european
>brown
Internet is haram, Muhammad.
>>3512737
Ian and Rebecca are gorgeous people and they do not deserve to be teased for their looks.
>>3512990
If it makes you feel better, I'd lick and suck on your little qt mosquito bites
>>3512926
He looks friendly
It is no wonder
>>3512803
Not really anymore, no.
pearls
>>3513028
Steven is friends with literally everyone, he must be nice.
>>3513064
So a gem's clothing is part of their body, right? Does that mean Pearl can feel Peridot touching her in this scene?
>>3513096
I'm not sure, but probably.
>>3513096
That depends on if Pearl included nerves in her bow.
>>3513096
if she can, does she secretly enjoy it?
>>3513027
>heavysweating.jpg
on trash for the first time and i get this reply
>>3513130
>She did
>It's very painful whenever it gets caught in a door
>That's why she hardly ever leaves the temple
>>3513096
what do you mean
can she feel the spear
>>3513096
>lapis' clothes were tattered in jailbreak
>garnet nearly pulled off peridot's shirt in message received
I hope not
Lapidot will not be canon?
>>3512918
Because Rose's hairstyle is perfect. The loss of big curled hair after the 80's is one of the greatest tragedies to befall mankind.
>>3512848
I want to bite your nips
sits
>>3513274
please oh my god this is a steven universe thread
>>3513171
Shhhh
It's okay sweetie, we'll take good care of you here.
>>3513265
I don't want this to be a lie
>>3513300
Nice numbers, but they won't dissuade me.
I'll be gentle kid, I swear.
Do you guys like my SU art? Pic related.
>>3513322
Greasy
>>3513265
Lies, it must become.
>>3513343
Malachite looks like a shota
Last for Jasp
>>3513377
Hot.
>>3513330
you liked those dubs huh? well.. check these!
>>3513354
She is not greasy, she is soft and tender like a baby's bottom
Guys help
Is spooge more attractive than spunk when speaking of cum?
