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Proper HG thread.
This will be the thread that I shall host in. So gather here.
>>3475294
Autism
Hosts control HG. They have the power to decide which thread we're on.
>>3475294
Well, alright, then.
>>3475304
But Hoshi, everyone knows that ever since last year March.
>>3475300
So /sanc/wasn't a big deal.
>>3475312
Nobody knows anything from last March.
>>3475303
Y-Yes, the main thing stopping me from using the latest hosthelping version is my autism.
Give me some time, I have an incredibly stiff neck but I shall post an entry here soon.
>have to take a giant shit
>game is about to start
P-Please hurry.
what happen
>>3475317
I mean, I agreed with most of what was said there, so for me it wasn't.
>>3475318
I want to fuck that autistic loli mage
>>3475330
Some asswipe keeps making bogus hg threads to make us look bad.
>>3475319
K Rick
>>3475319
Post an entry here and I will guarantee you get in so you may evacuate your bowels as soon as possible.
>>3475335
>to make us look bad
As if we need any help with that
>>3475331
I guess not everything was lost.
>>3475337
Link
Thank you!
>>3475335
We can just recycle threads then
>>3475344
You never gained me either, I'm a free spirit.
Die fag
>>3475318
That's probably the case.
>>3475359
You first.
>Anime
>autistic
TOPEST KEK
I'm in love with nepgear
>>3475359
No, u.
>>3475382
>implying
>>3475382
It's a meme regarding Megumin you dip.
>>3475382
The fuck are you on about?
>>3475378
>Austin Powers.gif
>>3475382
>not knowing the megumin meme
First 23 from this post will be afforded entry.
>>3475359
Stop shitposting Hoshi.
>>3475399
The Player
>>3475399
Maria and Harusame
>>3475399
Misato
>>3475399
Meira
>>3475399
Sliver Queen
>>3475399
Metallia and the Hundred Knight
>>3475399
Cawfee
>>3475399
SCOOP OF JUSTICE
>>3475399
Fat stocking
>>3475399
Cappy
>Female
>>3475399
Houki Shinononope
>>3475399
Rick Grimes
>>3475399
Dancin Fox
>>3475399
Corvo Attano
>>3475429
>Hoshi
Classy Raven
>>3475399
Lord Beerus
>>3475399
Ririchiyo
>>3475399
Yami Yugi
>>3475399
Madoka
>>3475399
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3475399
Youko Shiragami
>>3475358
I never said you weren't. You were free to listen to me and act as you wished. I don't see the need for you to bring up that you're a free spirit every time I say something and ask if you agree with it. Makes you sound really insecure that you might come off as one of my dick suckers.
>>3475417
Hi, Pupper-chan <3
>>3475446
Someone is trying to meme on you.
>>3475399
Prude fox
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>Hoshi
>>3475464
>Autism.exe has stopped working
>>3475344
How's your day going so far, Hoshi?
>>3475459
Hi anon! Nice to see you there. How are you doing today?
>>3475464
>Junko
>>3475475
This entire week has been horrible.
>>3475484
Want to talk about it, you yellow skinned nigger?
>Vaguely remember Shorty playing Megumin for a week
You guys dont think this one is still him just pretending not to be him do you?
>>3475428
>doubt
>>3475483
>>3475453
Oh powerful Crimson Demon, Destroyer of Everything, would you be so kind to pass my spot over to my newest vassal?
>>3475497
It's already been established that it's Kaminigger.
>>3475496
I would but the reason my week is horrible is keeping me from staying on the threads long. I have to drop in and out of nowhere. Always dodging eyes to try to talk to some friends on steam or check Hunger Games for a pulse.
>>3475504
Shorty said he would never give out his code
>Shorty "Gave" him potfest
Shorty was Kamina samefagging hard with a double steam account Like Hoshi did with Sena
>>3475504
just like its been established that hes 3 different hosts? eat shit
>>3475502
I'm not vassal! But thank you.
>>3475514
Hoshi, Sena, Tamaki, and I are different people. Didn't you know?
>>3475514
>not know that hoshi goes so deep IC that each of his personas have a separate steam account with different games
>>3475507
Go to bed you gigachink
>>3475517
You are my vassal now. Do you not remember the contract you signed when you accepted my spot?
>>3475522
Please don't remind me of /samefag/ thread.
>>3475507
O-oh.
>>3475533
>sexualizes
>>3475524
Away we go.
>>3475516
He's done this exact same thing multiple times, nigger. Stop being such a dense neanderthal.
>>3475522
I believe it
>>3475524
>Fyxe grabs a bottle of lotion for obvious reasons
>>3475533
No! What did I sign!?
>>3475524
It's just a fox.
Good morning everyone
>>3475544
he hosted 4 different games? since when did sir carrot host 4 different games?
>>3475555
You look like Celtic Guardian, Link, and I like that... but you're just too mute for us to get along
>>3475563
"Morning
>>3475532
I'm not allowed to.
>>3475531
My IC goes deep to the point where it influences my OOC. Games and steam accounts aside only Hoshi and I have codes.
>>3475538
Samefagging is actually more fun than talking to most of the people here. If it's pure RP with your characters, it shouldn't matter who it is. Even yourself. I had fun bringing all my characters together for a chat.
If you think it's weird, how are you any different from my calling HG these days cancer? Yeah, u just mad I wouldn't RP with your mediocre ass.
>>3475550
Believe what you wish.
>>3475542
>The Crimson Demon whacks you with a staff.
No, I am hosting.
>>3475554
You signed a contract saying that you would service me indefinitely!
>>3475578
I don't think its weird. As long as you had fun. And it looked pretty fun too.
>>3475581
I didn't
do that
>>3475576
Hey...thingy
>>3475578
>Called others autistic on /hga/ for same fagging
>Proceeds to samefag himself
Huh.. guess it really does take one to know one.
>>3475590
You did! Do you care to see the document, vassal?
>>3475587
Suck a fat one elf kid! Should have learned to dodge.
>>3475604
Yes. Show me.
>>3475595
You doin' good today?
>>3475587
I never liked you Kefka... and your final battle theme is a cheap rip-off of Bach's fugue and toccata in E minor anyway.
>>3475587
Only 6 people survived to reach the second day.
>>3475620
Pretty good, what about you ?
>>3475586
Yeah, for what it's worth, I should try it again. I feel comforted by thinking about my avatars and being in a thread with them.
>>3475599
Sophisto and Bobby samefagging and the shitstorms my mods caused had nothing to do with what I think is autistic.
I called the people in the threads autistic, not some old shit long ago. I'm just saying, if you're in an orgy with batfuck ugly chicks, the best option is to run to the bathroom and fap instead.
Check your facts, you ignorant fuck, before you try to get a leg over me with your smart ass comparison memes.
>>3475628
I'm enjoying the comfyness of a gentle morning. It's all good, thanks.
>>3475627
How!
>>3475627
Only Rick Grimes has the power to save the square world from Kefka.
>>3475665
HAHAH THAT FAT STOCKING EVENT
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>>3475671
Well fuck you grimes. Should've danced to keep you warm, you wimp.
>>3475611
Here!
>She hands you a slip of paper.
>>3475563
Morning, cocksucker. What's going on in baguetteland?
>>3475696
Nothing new, I'm matching the game, it's a bit boring. You ?
>>3475665
There is a winner upon us next slide.
Hoshi :D
>>3475685
I didn't write that! It's not even my name! Fake, fake!
>>3475707
Go fat Stocking!
Yours is the belly that will engulf the heavens!
>>3475704
Same thing. Wish it was as fun as watching Hungary vs Austria yesterday.
>>3475716
F-Fake? Are you implying that I forged this? Shall I smite you now or later for your treachery?
>>3475713
Idk why but I read that like this in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGPxaIKE6g
>>3475725
D-Don't smite me!
>>3475747
Good job, fatty.
Thanks for letting me get in a bit early, and thanks for hosting!
>>3475748
Then you will honor the contract and be my underling for the rest of eternity!
>>3475722
You mean Hungary vs Alaba ?
>>3475760
O-Okay, just don't smite me! What do I have to do?
>>3475776
I will eventually get around to making actual Winning Cards, but for now the 5 winners will have to make do with these.
>>3475765
No, Hungary vs Austria you illiterate nigger.
>>3475776
If this isn't a proof that THICC is superior, I don't know what it is.
Congrats and thank you for hosting Crimson loli
>>3475788
I-I was kidding...
Hamsik just scored by the way, what a goal
>>3475776
>>3475747
Well done. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3475776
Congrats
Thx 4 hosting
>>3475781
You will cater to my every whim and protect me even if you have to use every inch of your body to. Simple?
>>3475834
If I really have to...
>>3475834
What a pathetic little girl you are to try and secretly sign someone into being your vassal. They'd sooner stab you in the back then protect you.
>>3475875
than
>>3475875
She isn't capable of it.
>>3475871
You do! But do not worry, this is only for eternity. I am a great superior!
cool, your parents still don't love you
>>3475899
But that's forever! Who even are you?
>>3475899
You would be surprised what a few years of someone being forced to be a vassal through tricks can do to someone woman. People change.
Hg's life support plug pulled when?
>>3475925
Give it a week or two.
>>3475910
Y-You didn't read the paper? I-I even wrote my other titles in it!
>>3475920
I will mold her into my ideal being.
>>3475925
When I decide it is of no use to me anymore.
>>3475935
Hahahahaha! If you just had her sign a paper she could just as easily rip it up and tell you no anyways.
>>3475943
But did she? No.
Burg
>>3475945
Because she's scared you idiot.
>>3475952
Exactly. The fear of me commands her to stay obedient.
>>3475935
Crimson Demon is your name? Are you a real demon?
Inside burg
>>3475960
It's less the fear of you, and more the fear of disappointing a potential friend you idiot.
>>3475933
The sad part is even if it got pulled we would still have remnants of idiots who stay.
>>3475935
This place has no use apart from enjoying the lonely people here day in day out.
>>3475948
>>3475964
>Hi /jp/
>>3475974
You want me to post /jp/?
You will regret
>>3475963
Since you are my vassal, it is only fair you know my real name, Megumin, an a Crimson Demon, one of the most powerful wizards to roam the earth!
>>3475970
You determined that how?
>>3475972
So in other words, it has a use?
>>3475972
Yup. Some foaming at the mouth, and others flopping around like fishes.
>>3475979
Do it. I've never been to /jp/, how me what it's all about, lad.
>>3475979
>I mean, that's literally the OP and first post of a thread currently on there.
>>3475980
Just look at her. What kind of person does she look like? Not the kind of vassal who could easily protect you from an enemy. You'd have to be stupid to think she wasn't just a normal high school demon who isn't interested in fighting.
>>3475990
>>3475995
Okay
>
Youmu masturbates while thinking about YOU
Let that sink in for a moment
So how's everyone doing today? Not that I care or anything...
>>3475980
It has use of a bystander.
Maybe every now and then string up from drama.
Apart from that its quite....dull.
>>3475988
I was thinking more along the lines of an upset child with their arms crossed. Determined they're not going to do anything else and stay here under the false hopes that anything will change.
>>3476011
I took the city, 'bout 1 a.m.
LOADED
LOADED
>>3476016
I guess. Well I'm going to go grab a coffee, don't be a creepy stalker like usual aussie.
>>3475980
Megumin. What magic can you do?
>>3476011
Same as always, nothing special.
>>3476009
>I was just pointing it out.
>>3476009
O-Oh, interesting board culture you got there...
>>3476009
That's pretty hot.
>>3476027
I take umbrage to that comment. I'm not being a creepy stalker. Just being mature and getting banned by the dm for it.
>>3476043
What stupid magic missile shit did you do this time?
>>3476034
>>3476035
>>3476040
>>3476041
I got more
>
What Touhou would be okay with you wetting the bed constantly?
>
Jaypee has very interesting board culture
>>3476016
So it has a use then, you literally just said it has no use then proceeded to tell us it's use. Do you have your brain in your head?
>>3476001
Demon? How did you determine she was a demon? Have you even talked to her? These are a lot of assumptions.
>>3476028
Only the best kind. I have the power to bring down combustion! Explosion magic!
>>3476066
Can you make people explode? That's terrible!
>>3476066
She's not a demon, she's just got an easy to notice secret that I'm not going to give away you idiot.
>>3476059
kero kero~
>>3476069
I can make everything explode! I-It's not terrible, it's terrific! It's beautiful, like fireworks! Y-You're terrible!
>>3476074
But you just told me, you insufferable cur. I do not know how you know any of this so I will assume you are fibbing.
>>3476059
>Believe me I know, considering how many of the less freaky threads I have up
Kero kero
>>3476059
>check it out
>entire thread of nothing but awoo
wew lad
Kero kero~
>>3476054
I may have cast a spell called "Drawus Dickus on Mapus"
Then he got mad and ranted at me for half and hour then realized I wasn't paying attention to what he said so he banned me from his teamspeak and insulted the fuck out of me.
>>3476066
I said it has no use apart from enjoyment from the lonely people here.
But it could be found anywhere so you might aswell pull the plug from this place and leave it for dead. Even if it doesn't die seeing them frantically running about trying to reclaim everything would be greatly amusing.
>>3476099
No. no.
You're terible!
>>3476099
I said she isn't a demon you insolent child. The fact I'm an actual demon and deal with this shit all the time is why I know she's hiding something!
Mornin'.
So who must be the one spam ming boobs pics?
>>3476100
>>3476093
>>3476104
Sanae is a girl!
>>3476109
Good one. At least it isn't "Let's play soccer with the dragonkin" Where we take the 3 foot tall dragonoid and turn it into our soccer ball to piss off one person.
>>3476125
Hi! What's up?
>>3476130
>spam ming
>>3476131
kero kero~
>>3476138
Not much, just woke up, probably gonna be doin' a quick drug run in about an hour, you?
>>3476125
Hail to thou.
>>3476131
>Sanae
>a girl
>>3476150
Enjoying myself pretty good at the moment.
>>3476132
It was tops shit because after getting mad for awhile he apparently killed my character in some edge lord rage fit then about 20 minutes later he gave a quest for a salt shortage in neverwinter and when my mate pointed out he could make up for the salt needed he got even more mad, kicked my mate out of the lobby then we went and played some league of legends.
>>3476109
You do not tear down a lake because you can get water elsewhere, cretin.
>>3476111
S-Stop calling me terrible! I-I'm a Crimson Demon, i-it's part of it all!
>>3476118
But have yet to even talk to my vassal. I will not believe the lies of some stout arrrogant person.
>>3476153
"Thou?"
Pretty old-fashioned, don'tcha think?
>>3476163
Good to hear it, not a ton to do around here, though.
>>3476153
RADICAL TAOISM
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>>3476179
Check her teeth some time you idiot.
>>3476181
Verily, that I arest!
>>3476193
Eh? 'Tis not so extreme as to be called such.
>>3476215
Alright, I didn't even understand that one.
>>3476222
>She sighs briefly
Aye, I am.
>>3476220
Calm thineself!
>>3476179
But you can threaten to tear it down to watch the towns people complain about the choice, no?
>>3476225
Oh, I get it, you're from the past, ain't ya? There's plenty of people here from the future. I'm from 2001, m'self.
Ngw?
>>3476235
When we going to play a game of D & D based on HG, f.am?
>>3476241
I believe the current year art 2016, I dost merely use the dialect which I'm accustomed to.
>>3476251
Can I draw dicks on the map?
>>3476207
Very well.
>>3476235
But can you?
>>3476251
That actually sounds kind of interesting, but it would be hard to still call it D&D simply because of how many rules are broken just because of a character existing
>>3476263
I feel like you should be able to do anything if you have the means to do it, including Drawus Dickus on Mapus
>>3476179
Demon, demon!
>snatches hat
>>3476262
Oh, weird. I've never met somebody that talks so oddly from modern day.
Are you some kinda monk that lives on a mountain or somethin'?
>>3476269
People can do anything with enough natural born skill.
>>3476270
Oh hey you're here aswell as Ryo...And I feel sad knowing that this is like the largest I think the drrr circlejerk ever got. Like 3 people max.
>>3476293
The term that wouldst fit more aptly art "hermit", actually.
>>3476275
H-Hey, give me that back! T-That belongs to me!
Give me (You)s
>>3476316
when we gona fug?
>>3476318
No, you're bad!
>>3476317
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. 'Splains a lot.
Eh, I'm sure you'll learn ta talk normal eventually.
>>3476332
I dunno, Never probably.
>>3476327
I'll bury my dick in your ass
>>3476346
Let's not turn this into rape, faggot.
>>3476316
It never got bigger because I started it, gave you Izaya afterwards, and you became a fucking meme.
>>3476342
Certainly not! I art capable of it, but I hast nary a desire to change form that which I didst spend mine life with!
>>3476316
But you don't even have that, fool! Just incredible luck to survive an encounter with me!
>>3476336
I-Im not bad! Y-You're bad for bullying me!
>>3476360
Try it you little shit.
>>3476363
>and you became a fucking meme.
I'm failing to see a problem here.
remove 2hu
>>3476251
Never. DnD is heresy.
>>3476365
Oh.
Uh.
That's kinda.. Dumb.
So you just wanna make it harder for people to understand you because that's how you've talked your whole life.
'Kay, weirdo.
>>3476377
How much are you paying for it?
>>3476377
I don't think that's right.
>>3476376
>does the fug rape
>you like this
>>3476393
>Playing the most bland, emotionless and boring character to ever exist
I approve
first 24
>>3476377
I'm a qt 2hu grill now.
>>3476399
>Dodges
>>3476396
kero kero~
>>3476405
Mononobe no Futo
>>3476382
Wouldst thou so easily forsaketh that which thou hast been speaking for fifteen hundred years?
>>3476377
Thou arest welcome to try.
>>3476405
Florida
>>3476405
Lord Byron
>>3476405
Eggman-kun
>>3476316
I gave up playing Shinra actually...
>>3476405
Doppio and Diavolo
>>3476412
Uh, yeah.
'Cause it's outdated.
>>3476405
Shalashaska
>>3476377
Could you not ?
>>3476405
D.Va
>>3476407
Kirei Kotomine.
>>3476404
>True, but hes one of the more unique because hes given an actual reason why hes like that.
>>3476405
Suwako Moriya
>>3476405
Lonely Policeman
>>3476405
Touhou Remover Hitler
>>3476405
Numbuh 2
>>3476435
'Tis not so to I. And I dost prefer it regardless of tradition, for it dost aid in controlling mineself.
>>3476405
Ema Skye
>>3476405
Artorias
>TFW 2hus are the latest Dangans
>>3476456
Controlling yourself? What, you're unstable or somethin'?
>>3476405
Nicol Bolas
>>3476405
Kanbara Akihito
>>3476405
FYXE
>>3476405
Masketta man
>>3476477
Rather, a Taoist shouldst always keep themselves in check.
...That, and I dost have a slight streak of pyromania.
>>3476500
If I pulled that off, would you die?
>>3476405
Tenshi
>>3476510
If I pulled your head off would you?
>>3476473
>just realising this
Dangans were only a big circlejerk around last year april and may
Since then, it is always touhou which is the circlejerk, until a new one shows up for a week or 2
>>3476523
It would be extremely painful
>>3476405
Lord Beerus
is it me or do dangans have the most punch-able faces ever?
>>3476529
I'm happy with the touhou circlejerk
At least they are friendly and funny
>>3476546
the only exception is chihiro
>>3476549
For the love of God be sarcastic please
>>3476538
Go on. A good agent must be descriptive
>>3476546
I could test that if you like.
>its kinda scary how well Kirei and Junko would get along.
>>3476558
What's wrong with them ?
>>3476538
You're a big guy.
>>3476573
>friendly and funny
>while every touhou's personality is basically Smug Asshole
Cummies when
>>3476589
That's what make them funny
>>3476589
>Not liking smug.
>>3476551
Fuck off Bolin.
>>3476602
Those eyes are pretty Gay
>>3476559
It would be painful for you. Also, I'm also a big guy.
[spoiler] I'm not [/spoiler]
>>3476602
>>3476604
Smug is fine
Asshole is fine
But don't conbine them
Daily reminder that bolin doesn't shower for day at a time and has been told he smells like piss.
>>3476614
I've seen no one being an asshole, actually they are pretty cool
>>3476610
Will you host?
>>3476642
Please?
>>3476429
plz host
>>3476614
But those are the best smug.
>>3476610
I can see that. That you're pretty small.
>>3476646
Sorry m8, I'm preoccupied with vidya and thinking of new events. Maybe later.
>>3476642
Kys Cirno
>>3476654
Who needs physical might when you're one of the top operatives of the motherfucking CIA
>>3476659
(player 1) enters the royal tomb in the cemetery and is eaten alive ReDeads
Someone give me a code and I'll host
>>3476686
D7DXL1tI
>>3476686
Gimme a minute and I'll toss you the pastebin lad.
>>3476686
K1lly0rs3lf
>>3476680
Thanks m8. I re-word it a bit and throw it into the fatal night events.
>>3476697
*I'll
>>3476680
>>3476697
(Player1) falls in love with Marin and decide not to wake up the Wind Fish.
He's trapped in Cocolint island for all eternity
