/tf2g/ ~ team faggots 2 general
dotsy is ______ edition
the answer is cute btw
somebody (unironically) fuck me in the ass
in fact make it somebodies
>dotsy
>cute
have you ever talked to him
>somebodies fuck me in the ass
that is not grammatically correct kind sir
yes and i don't think he likes me
he's still pretty cute
fuck grammar too
put it in my ass along with multiple dicks
sorry i only have 1 dick
i got a spare one you can use
i mean multiple people should put themselves into my ass right now and fuck me
*crawls into your ass and fucks you*
if it were physically possible i'd totally try some anal vore desu
>>3474957
what about the videos
what about anal gore
what about them
upload them too
eh gore doesn't really do anything for me honestly
so you wouldn't mind if i fucked your ass with a grater
i would
put other, not so painful/damaging things in it please
what about a dildo
lined with sandpaper
remove sandpaper
also can you just use your dick
maybe shove in some dildos as well, but a dick would be nice
hmm
i wonder how many dildos i can fit in you at once
as many as possible
i'm not sure what's possible though
only one way to find out
i guess
do it you fag
Well, I just happen to have a dick.
I wonder what I should do with it
put it somewhere m8
put it in a watermelon
I wish I had a watermelon.
mfw i have a watermelon sitting on the floor of my kitchen that i still haven't eaten
i'm pretty sure it's gone bad actually
should i put it in my ass?
dam
put it in me then
i do not think that's safe
do it
Anon, are you sure you want me to put it in you?
I mean, if you think the watermelon's gonna fit
this is what happened last time somebody put my watermelon in somebody else
it's pretty scary
i dont just want to fuck somebody in the ass i want to fuck a qt that is mine in the ass
yes
go ahead please, i can't wait
i want a multitude of dicks stuck in my ass right now
i don't care who as long as they aren't diseased and they fuck me hard
i want to be someone's personal fuck toy
where do i find degenerated people like you irl ;_;
You can't wait? I better hurry then
in their bedrooms
also i wouldn't be surprised if this is partially ironic coming from the other anons
[spoiler]it isn't from me tho[/spoiler]
anyone you know could be as sick as us
most people don't show their degenerate sides in public
my irl friends don't even know i'm gay
ok but can we please get dotsy's pics
come the fuck on don't come here to post that you have someone's nudes if you're not gonna share them
at least describe them very accurately
that would make this worse
you couldn't fap to a detailed characterization of dotsy's ample bossom?
no i need to fucking see it
pictures are worth a thousand words
unless you're willing to spend at least a thousand words describing dotsy's ass, post pics
whatever who the fuck even cares about three-dimensional people
>>3474975
autistic
you're a little late
>>3474981
>not enjoying cute 3d butte
i dont want to live in this thread anymore
it's not that i don't enjoy it it's that I'M NOT FUCKING GETTING WHAT I'M ASKING FOR
i found a better picture of dotsy yesterday
but that's not dotsy
yeah it is
see how the filename says dotsy
uhhhhh
cant you read
i don't
i
uh
fucking faggot
this thread sometimes...
s-sorry
you can apologize by sucking my dick
but
that's gay...
i'm still angry that the little feminine anon never posted his qt body
>>3474975
http://www.strawpoll.me/10494370
>you have already voted on this poll
also where else have you posted it?
I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS YEAH
dotsy isn't cute
what about you
are you cute
my bf thinks so
don't be silly, you don't have a bf
i could be your bf
i already have one
nobody here has a bf ok
post his butt
dotsy has a flat ass
how do you know
have you seen it
Did you know dotsy isn't real I made him up
do you have pictures of butts on your computer?
post them in this thread please
i didn't save it because it was so flat
yea right
would you save a flat butt
if it was dotsy's then yes
we have different priorities
how did you even see it
i grew a boner hi
why
i wonder if the feminine anon has a nice car
[spoiler]i want to rape him in the car[/spoiler]
do not ignore me
explain how the fuck you got to see dotsy's ass
im not him
i just want a feminine butt
u guys sux
post something
dickgirls are gross
ur mum is gross
ur gross
no u
dickgirls with no balls are gross desu
no
u
>dicks AND vaginas
geez
dicks
youre my slave and have to do what i say from now on
ok what do i do
what do i have to do
get four fingers in your butt in the next hour
you have to do it
btw they cant be yours
me too
what do
>>3483015
whose cock is that
>>3483058
yours
actually they can be yours sorry that was unreasonable
i have to go now but ill still be mad later if you dont do it
but im lazy
>>3483073
i don't think so
i wish, tho
it looks cute
tiddies are dumb
>>3483136
if its not yours then i claim it
my dick
signed, me
for once i kind of like this thread
>>3483303
i'm gonna pretend that's a boy
>>3483339
everyone with a dick is a boy you dipshit
>>3483354
but
>>3483416
yes?
>>3483428
uh
...
>>3483441
that's right
why are we posting straight stuff now
because i dont like guys
>>3483522
>implying
>>3483548
that's so gay lmao
>>3483564
uh
>>3483324
im kind of okay with dickgirls tho
>>3483583
the dicks in that piece are nice, what are you looking at the vag or something lmao fag
thats cute
alt version
the deer is cute
too bad a dickgirl is fucking him
i wouldnt mind getting fucked by a dickgirl
cutie
i wonder what overwatch's /trash/ thread would look like if it had one
people dumping waifu porn until post limit hit
threads would last like 10 minutes max
why dont you queers post female fur animals?
what did he mean by this
im not sure
why don't you post your dick
i am completely unfamiliar with females; it's why I like guys more
it's the truth and I can't deny it
i like guys because vaginas are fucking disgusting
also getting fucked feels really good
yeah that as well vaginas smell bad unless well kept and every women ive ever met has been a clumsy son of a bitch
someone make a dotsy poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495833
joke polls are lame
http://www.strawpoll.me/10495882
ha
i knew it
dotsy is not cute
wew
who linked to this thread in the op of the other thread
that man is very angry and it makes me want to shitpost in his thread a lot
that's pretty petty
its not "his" thread
its a general
just ignore it
>>3484983
>yfw people that don't like him are people that he most likely rejected or blew the fuck out
i can't
he triggered me
i need to trigger him back
i have not talked to dotsy once in my entire life
i get second hand embarrassment from watching dotsy sperg out in the irc
not cute
shut up dotsy
<pinto> dotsy
<Dotsy> what
<pinto> what are your thoughts on the dotsy is not cute meme
<Dotsy> i don't really care
you heard it here first ladies and gentleman
it's not a meme, he really isn't cute
>>3485225
actually you heard it here second
or potentially even after second
>>3485277
"im gay"
blah did you get banned yet
^:)
oh
:(
you shouldn't have posted random furries like that
i will survive...
I WILL SURVIVE!!
yeaaah
i believe in you
<3
i just wasted like 50 minutes on watch math youtube videos while i should have been working on a paper thats due tomorrow
someone pls give me courage to write it
i cant write it myself
if i've been posting gfur on a blue board for this long you can finish that dumb ezpz paper
BELIEVE IN URSLF
its like anthropology and sociology and psychology
its not easy its just dumb and slow and i keep repeating phrases like oh well racism is bad because social inequaly is cause by discrimination against another race which is base on a prejucide whoch is based on a strereorype and it gets so boring and repoetitive i oulwd just rather kill myself ande be over with it
I'm sorry. I'm really bad at finishing the things I write too.
you fags all put your fingers in your butts right?
nope
theyre on the keyboard typing dumb shit
i put my finger in my dick
>>3485277
i have a buttplug that makes masturbating much more enjoyable
yeah, but your fingers were in your butt right?
if you disobeyed me i'll have to punish you
also, you were typing dumb shit, you weren't ending your sentence by calling me a dumb shit right? if the second that's really hurtful
no i have to write dumb shit for tomorrow
but i guess youre also kind of dumb
what's the punishment
hes going to make you eat 10 boiled eggs
man, that was fun
>>3486594
>acting dominant
>saying your feelings would get hurt
lol
pussy dom
>>>/vg/145612493
very good, thank you
was never a fan of snipercest or sniperspy but bottomsniper is always good
guy who has to write shit for tomorrow: asking us won't help
spend the time you're using posting here in trying to come up with something, or asking someone that actually could help you
>>3486751
no problem
it was the best i could find in a quick google
best being: not a crappy sfm
>cannot detect the intentional irony
>thnks somebody on 4chan would genuinely complain about an insult being hurtful
lmao
airheaded faggot sub, i'll make you clean the inside of your shitpipe off of my dick
sitting and thinking about it doesn't really help either
i just wrote a super obvious sentence about racism and called it a conclusion
im asexual
I'm a sexual.
well fuck, sorry but i can't really help because i'm dumb
all i can tell you is that killing you are self is not good for your health
also
>asexual
lol
shut up u dumwitted bottom
its not your fault really
i just dont understand how anyone can handle this idiocy
what does asexual even mean
because i know producing asexually is like without male/female parts
but humans also like giving themselves special snowflake terms and when they say theyre asexual theyre not attracted to males nor females
but its dumb because your opinion about sex can change on a whim but labels are permanent
damn tumblr culture is retarded
>>3486813
>i was pretending to be ironic lol xd
shit dom
>>3487087
>i was pretending to be stupid
when will this meme end
>>3487136
>meme
>implying it isn't a backpedaling tactic used by retards
>>3487087
why would i not shitpost here you dummy
>>3487181
some people like baiting
some people also like eating bait
*glares at you*
>>3487079
asexual has been a term for a very long time
I don't get aroused by anything
>>3487253
bullshit
you just haven't been outside
i fucking bet you a hot dom girl is going to make you beg for them titties
>>3487291
I've had relationships
They always break up because of my lack of care in the bedroom
This is not fun, this is a curse
I want to love but I can not
>>3487399
so youre blaming your bedroom for this
but what if it was the girl's bedroom?
would things go better? i think they would.
>>3487424
thanks for cheering me up anon
i am gibus-sexual
i can only be aroused by ghastly gibuses
doesn't matter what it is, if someone or something is wearing a gibus i need to fap to it
my life is hell, please reblog so people can know the daily struggle that is living being me
i am gibus-sexual
i can only be aroused by ghastly gibuses
doesn't matter what it is, if someone or something is wearing a gibus i need to fap to it
my life is hell, please reblog so people can know the daily struggle that is living being me
story by 3487509
i am gibus-sexual
i can only be aroused by ghastly gibuses
doesn't matter what it is, if someone or something is wearing a gibus i need to fap to it
my life is hell, please reblog so people can know the daily struggle that is living being me
story by 3487509
thank you my fellow tumblrerrers
>tumblrerrers
what did he mean by this
people who browse the tumblrerlr like me
i will now finger myself w/o lube
wish me luck
ur finger is gonna stink
my friend said he's drunk and he's telling me about how much he loves dicks
tell him u love his
post his dick
i haven't seen it
how could i love it
it's not about the dick its about the message behind the dicklust
get him to show you it
then post it
god damn he's adorable and we live somewhat close i want him to fuck me
>>3488409
what is with you retards and wanting to ruin peoples privacy?
wow thats cute
i hope you would have a nice relationship
i'm trying to give him advice about life and i'm just coming off as autistic
i don't think he even actually likes me
damn
dont give up
just talk about things you actually know about
giving people life advice is actually hard
mostly because someone that posts here has literally nothing worthwhile to drop as life advice
i don't know if he likes me or not
i don't know if i like him or not
fucking
give up
it's time to let go
eh whatever
he just said it just meant a lot to him that i had the patience to listen to him
i don't think i like him, it's just that he told me he just wants to love someone and he has no one to and i guess since i'm an idiot or some shit i wanna help everybody or something
it's like i'm a typical medic main
i don't even main medic
Playing medic is fun.
i like arrowing teammates for that nice swooshing sciency sound
even if it means missing a couple of times
>>3489032
you mean the sound that's angels singing
the literal opposite of what you described
this is why people think gays are low iq
>>3489079
im not even gay i like women with butts
it does not make an angel sound stop trying to trick me
>>3489141
you're a fuckign moron
>>3489153
NO YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH SLUT OR I WILL RAPE YOUR ASS WITH A CHAINSAW
>>3489187
"straight people" everyone
i hope i don't wake up in the morning
night guys
>>3489221
IM GAY AND I LIKE DICKS
ALSO FUCK YOU
goodnight qt, tomorrow will be a great day
i hope you read this in the morning and it cheers you up, because i want you to be happy
oh
I only have 7 :c
random crits are fair and balanced
I hate it when I kill like 3 players with a random crit, then I die to a random crit myself.
>>3491052
is this some new meme
i've seen like 5 different gamers on different pubs say thing exact same thing
say this***** exact same thing
here is a screenshot of it
>New
It's a very common bind, people tend to spam it after they die to a random crit.
