ERP thread: The heat of love edition.
Previous thread
>>3444813
First for more puns!
>>3447761 (Sendai)
You don't know what if feels like?
You wanna find out with me then!?
>>3447789 (Morty)
>Running as fast as her little legs can, the fox leaps up onto the stick she's holding, using it as a makeshift broom to pick up even more speed and chase after the runaway.
>>3447812 (Garchomp)
Pleasedon'tbitemepleasedon'tbitemepleasedo-
E-eh?
>She hadn't ceased her speedy ascent into the sky, but looked back after hearing the hard thump of the shark landing back down to earth. Only stopping after noticing that the dragon's rage seemed to have halted for now.
W-wow...that was one heck of a jump...I wonder if he's hurt...
>Gulping down any fears of being devoured, she started her slow ascent back down to the ground. Ready to spit out embers if anything went sideways, she floated directly above the layed out Garchomp.
H-hey, are you okay there?
>>3447870 (Petting anon)
>The little fox didn't quite seem to get the connotations of a kiss on the lips, but having enjoyed the sensation anyhow, she leaned up to give the anon a quick little peck in kind.
>>3447864
(Just a warning but I'm comfy and in bed so my sincerest apologies if I fall asleep on you.)
>Kogure shuddered as his lover pushed deeper and deeper inside him until they finally buried their full length in his needy hole. His back fell back onto the bed as his body trembled and his toes curled from the pleasure of feeling their large member dragged along his tight, slick walls. He held on tight to their hands as he gasped and moaned louder than before. His member twitching and dribbling pre as he gazed into his partner's eyes.
>>3447918
Rape it is.
>>3448045 →
"A-any dumb asshole with money for a comic book knows, just *buurp* ask deadpool about it. Not Gwenpoole though, she's a-a- retarded cash grab because of you.
M-maybe you should be more worried that with a different ionic bond at the base that *buurp* fucking formula could cure cancer, but suure, obessess over your d-dumb *buurp* mutated dead boyfriend. Typical teenage girl."
>Rick
>>3447949
...??
>Miku gave him a brief confused look and an awkward giggle
Your chest? My but you're a forward little guy, aren't you?
>She knelt down in front of him and steadily wrote her autograph on his smooth chest
>>3447684
>she begins to thrust her large toy deeper into his insides, slowly turning into a fast paced motion
Mm...you've adjusted to it pretty quickly as well..
>she lets the bristles of her hair rub against his balls, teasingly rubbing against them as she continues to stroke him off, letting her wet paws cover his member in her saliva
>her breasts squish more against his back, the soft fur constantly rubbing against his back as she thrusts deeper into him
>she gently rests her maw on his shoulder, softly nibbling it playfully
>>3447782
(even better, strap on. Best of both worlds)
>>3447794
Ah, wonderful! I'm so glad, I would be heartbroken if you were angry at me!
>Iowa lifted the smaller woman up and into her powerful arms. She forced cheek upon cheek in a powerful face rub to echo the ages of eternity.
>>3447805
Wah! You can at least jump, can't you?
>She knew it didn't take much effort, but nothing wrong with a little hyperbole. Into her loving arms she swung him round and round.
Ah, you're my favorite little guy you know!
>>3447856
Not there, idiot! There!
>>3447884
Ahh-hah....ch-chose the back door huh? That's okay, I can take it...so tight...
>Even with the lukewarm lubricant easing the descent, her passage was as tight as ever. A hot vice gripped around his cock as he shoved forward into her rectum. Iowa bent over as to give him better access, looking at him from over her shoulder. A stray bit of golden hair blocked what view she had so she casually brushed it aside. She buckled her hips and began to steadily rock allowing him to go at his own pace.
A-A bit harder though....
>>3448045
>Parse walks up to Gwen, placing her hands onto her hand onto their waist. She thrust her hips forward, rubbing her erected cock in-between their rear.
>>3448072
"Nowhere in particular, just off to rest. We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow. Do you have a place to stay?"
"My bed's always open!"
>>3447997 (Fluttershy)
Turning around he tried to hide his own embarrassment, he looks back at her before smiling. "I mean, how could you not help someone find something that's lost, especially when they're looking for it so earnestly! But do you....really mean it?" He looks down towards the floor, still trying to awkwardly avoid any gaze she might be casting. Putting his hands behind his back, he scuffs his foot against the floor.
>>3448101 (Sendai)
Hmm, I wouldn't say things are strict, but, I take pride in leading my girls to be their very best and we've been very fortunate to find success that way. Back when the base was getting established we were constantly training - getting girls to proper levels of experience to be remodeled, running extra operations for medals - but the result of all that work was a lot of experienced, strong ships to build a proud fleet. We have the luxury of taking it a bit easier these days, although we certainly still do have a lot to learn.
>>3448141
>He giggles at the peck in return before he lays on the ground and kept petting her gently, rubbing his hand up and down her stomach while looking at her. His eyes notices the tail that is brushing his legs, he uses his free hand go make the tail coil around his forearm.
Mmmhm
>>3448145
Buahaha! But I'm an anon! You'll never know!
>slinks away, laughing
>>3448157
Yes! I hope it doesn't get uncomfortable or weird..
>He said before sighing and biting his lower lip to shut any moan as she signs his chest, it was going to take a few days to get rid of it.
T-thanks!
>>3448141
>Digging around in his back pocket for a while, he manages to pull out some kind of ray gun. He turns his head back, shouting around a corner and seeing the fox has now mounted her stick.
Y-you'd better stop chasing me, I-I'm armed and d-d-dangerous!
>He waves the gun in the air for a moment, attempting to intimidate the fox-girl.
>>3448150
Hey Rick! L-look, someone e-else with your weird hair color!
>He points over at >>3448157
Ma-maybe they're as much of a drunk as you are, haha!
>>3448141
If I really wanted to find out, I could do it to myself. I'm sure someone more familiar to you would be up for it though. If you really wanted though, I guess it couldn't hurt.
>>3448204
Call for me if you find yourselves in trouble, got it?
>>3448233
It sounds like all of you have come very far. You don't look too bad, I'd be a little surprised if none of them had taken a liking to you.
>>3448272
Go to bed already! I'm sure you won't be able to control yourself and you'll make a joke, though. You'll be easy to lure out.
>>3448141
>the Garchomp watched her intently, not a single sign of malice was expressed on his countenance nor his body language. If anything, judging by the way his tail was moving, he was actually pretty happy to see her. However, he was still a very much frightful thing, and probably did not help that his mouth was curled into a grin of ambiguous thoughts. Her speaking in the human language threw him off slightly, but he wasn't unaccustomed to Pokemon speaking like people, they still understood him just fine. With that in mind, he gave her a nod and a few growls to assure her that was completely unharmed before striking a pose to introduce himself as he was: Garchomp, a champion-class bred fighting machine.
>>3448174
>He giggles at spins, holding himself tight on her to not get dizzy but enjoying how she was giving a fun experience as always.
Weee~! R-really? Thanks! You are also my favorite ship around~
>He jokes a bit before resting his head on her shoulder
>>3448315
"Of course Sendai, we're not that silly. Perhaps we'll see you around again?"
>He gives her a kind smile before taking his brother's hand. The two of them walk off into the distance towards their beach house, Lebe excitedly waving behind.
"Bye miss Sendai! Love you!"
(Alright, I'm heading out. Take care~)
>>3448174
As you wish.
>He begins thrusting his cock into her ass at a steady pace, grabbing onto her wide hips for stability. With each thrust, he drives more of his cock inside her tight ass, eventually fitting his entire cock inside. He reaches his hands towards her voluptuous breasts, squeezing them and pushing them together as he continues to fuck her ass.
>>3448145
(All good, it's almost about that time for me too.)
>He returned the longing look in the succubus's eyes until he couldn't hold back from pressing his lips against the moaning mouth and stifling the sounds with his tongue. As he lashed around inside his mouth, his hips naturally increased their pace to match. His lengthy, steady strokes turned into faster thrusts, beckoned by the vacuum-like feeling the tight hole seemed to create each time he pulled out of it. Soon the room was filled with the sound of the rhythmic, fleshy slaps of their hips bouncing together. Having sought out Kogure's p-spot earlier, he did his best to grind his rock-hard organ against the gland, clenching his muscles each time he thrust past it.
>>3448216
"I do mean it! You're a very kind person," she beams a warm smile and shuffles over to her bed so she can plop onto it, "Kindness is the most important trait in a person, especially when it comes to helping others, and you helped me a lot today, even if I was just being a bit clumsy." A breathy giggle escapes her lips. "I'm sure Angel would have turned up too, but that doesn't matter. No need to be so harsh on yourself, Anon. Come sit next to me, i-if you'd like." She pats a vacant spot aside her.
>>3448407
Why don't you love me? Am I not good enough for you?
>>3448350
(Take care.)
>She waves back, giving a bright smile.
I might come back, bye!
>>3448424
First that trap person left you and now Dio. Poor Chara.
>>3448309
>>3448157
F-fucking computer programs don't count Morty, that's a hologram Morty. Vocaloids don't count for SHIT, Morty."
>>3448315
>He blushed a bit, kicking his leg out and stealthily closing a closet door that revealed a lover's futon spilling out onto the office floor.
Ahh, haha, well, this is a base full of ship girls, after all, and the only other inhabitants are me and the fairies. So, that sort of thing is to be expected, right? I-it's actually a bit more challenging than it sounds - every girl has their own preferences and needs, you know, so when we're all stressed out during a big mission, well, a good night's sleep can be hard to come by sometimes.
>>3448174
Awe, I'm not angry at you, silly Iowa!
>She giggled lightly and rubbed her cheek against hers, pleased with this grandiose show of affection
>>3448277
>His reaction to the pen against his chest made her flinch slightly and blush lightly
O-Of course it wouldn't get uncomfortable or weird, why would it? You're very welcome!
>>3448309
>She was taken aback by the point
Miku's pretty sober right now and officially too young to drink, thank you!
>>3448454
He left her to roll in the pussy.
>>3448430
...gomen
>>3448343
>As if on a merry-go-round, she spins the boy in his arms. Not too fast as to upset him, but still a decent enough speed. As she finally finished, she held him within her cradling arms.
Aww, really? I'm glad I can be that for you then, dear! You're always safe with me, just remember that!
>>3448368
>Her warm, accommodating hole makes way for each powerful thrust inward splitting her open. Each slap of his balls upon her crotch from his insertion elicits a tiny yelp from the woman, that is to say until her massive mounds were grabbed by the man behind. She pushed back to rest shoulders against him, letting him have his way with her body in any way he deemed fit. From the pulsing, squeezing force around his masculine shaft, he could tell that she was getting close herself. Her body drenched itself in sweat, something shared by their close contact as she rubbed up and down against him.
S-So close...f-finish in me!
(Hey, I hate to duck out but this is my usual time to head out! Got work in the morning. Please stop by again if you enjoyed it!)
>>3448494
>>3448502
B-but if she's a computer program, ho-how is she too young to drink? C-can't she just change her internal clock to l-like a few years in the future or something?
>>3448424
For s-someone named 'Chara' yo-you really seem to lack a whole lot of character! I've seen mo-more depth in the puddles of vomit Rick passes out in!
>>3448499
How lewd. So you don't have anything special with any of them? I wouldn't want to trample on their feelings if we did have a night battle.
>>3448454
You just killed my mood
>>3448495
Be quiet, Chef
>>3448526
I always laugh at this
>>3448573
>spins the boy in his arms
Not again Iowa.
Why don't you just...
have a seat over there.
>>3448591
M-Morty even if she was too young for ANYTHING, which doesn't happen with *buurp* anime girls, she's hardly self aware, shit, she basically q-qualified as-a-as an inteligent lifeform as it is.
>>3448591
>>3448424
"HO-OH, GET DUUNKED ON. W-wait, why does *buurp* that sound familiar?"
>>3448240
>She layed herself out on top of him, tail now brushing against his arm. The constant petting is starting to relax her a bit too much, as her mind begins to doze off
Mrhh....getting sleepy...~
>>3448309
>Braixen halts in mid-air, staring intently at the newly revealed weapon in the human's hand.
>Staring so intently, in fact, that her eyes start to glow, and before Morty can react, the ray gun telekinetic flies out of Morty's hand, into to her little paws
Ooh, what's this?
>>3448315
Then let's do it!
...
...
Okay, now what?
>The innocent little fox has no discernible idea of where to start with something like this.
>>3448339
>She couldn't discern why, but the swaying of the grounded creature's tail seemed to ease her anxiousness. And she floated up closer to examine the mighty beast. Figuring from the lack of reply that he couldn't speak in human, she opted instead to give out her own little growls. Braixen, the (soon to be maybe hopefully) ultimate psychic fire fox! Balancing upright on her floating stick, she attempted to strike her own little pose, before losing her balance to comically fall back down to the ground.
I-It's a work in progress...
>>3448542
You seriously better be.
So what happened to kurisu?
>>3448162
>His dick begins to drool as the furry pumps faster and faster, the feeling of her wet digits increasing pleasure. He squirms even more as she gently bites at him, every nerve in his body standing on end as he sinks into pure bliss.
I don't think I can handle this...
>>3448403
>Kogure closed his eyes as the man embraced his lips with their own. His moaning only being muffled and reverberated throughout his mouth his his lover's as their tongues slid and twirled amongst each other. Each thrust sending a wave of pleasure through his trembling body and making him moan into their passionate kiss in the midst of their act of love. His shaft throbbing and begging for his release as he felt a warm sensation build up inside him.
>>3448573
>His cock starts to spasm violently as he nears orgasm, rubbing her clitoris as he pistons his cock in and out of her ass as hard as he can. Soon after, his cock twitches hard, shooting load after load of hot, sticky cum deep inside her loosened ass. After he shoots his last load, he pulls his cock out and gives her a long, deep kiss on the lips.
Oh fuck, that was amazing! We have to do that again soon.
>>3448637
>Is already sleeping
(Night~)
>>3448502
>He sighs as she finishes and puts the shirt again. He looks at her eyes and notices the blushing, he leans forward closer before asking her
Are you okay Miku? I see you at red..
>>3448418
>He follows, very slowly before setting himself beside her. He clasps his hands together , fidgeting with his thumbs. "Thank you very much, hearing something like that from someone like you really means a lot..." He turns his torso towards her and wraps his arms around, embracing her in a hug.
>>3448591
>>3448648
And who the fuck are you?
>>3448418
(I should put this on hold because I really hate making you wait, I'll leave it up to you.)
The smirk on his face grows even wider as he feels the warm runny blood coat his fingers. He pulls his fingers free from her now bleeding cunt, bringing them up to his lips letting out a small moan as he tastes her fresh virgin cunt.
With his hand still at her throat he wipes the rest of the blood on her lips before he forces a finger into her mouth swirling it around her mouth. A moment or two later the wet fingers find them at the mans aching prick, his hips push forward the long thick shaft presses under her rubbing against her slit before his hips pulls back. With one more thrust his thick shaft pierces her virgin cunt, groaning as he feels her warm blood coating his cock.
Through gritted teeth as voice dry and deep. "I was going to let you off with a blowjob until you spat in my face you dumb bimbo."
>>3448631
Hmm, it's not that I don't have anything special with them - that's certainly not true at all. But it's more like - I'm the admiral, right? So it's my responsibility to see that my girls are in top shape, whether it's physically, mentally, or otherwise. I couldn't call myself their leader if I didn't do that, so, we've all come to the understanding that love has to be shared.
>His pensive mood gave way to a flicker of anger in his eyes.
Besides. If I didn't take care of my girls, they might go off and look for a guy on their own. And that, above all, is unforgivable! I wouldn't let any other admiral lay his hands on my cute ship girls.
>>3448573
>He smirks as he kept spinning before she finishes and is holded.
Mmhm! I will remember that! Thanks Miss~
>He said before giving her a last hug for the day.
(oh no problem! See you around!)
>>3448418
He follows, very slowly, before setting himself beside her. He clasps his hands together, fidgeting with his thumbs. "Thank you very much, hearing something like that from someone like you really means a lot..." He turns his torso towards her and wraps his arms around, embracing her in a hug.
>>3448673
She died in Orlando.
>>3448648
If th-this is anything like those Korean Fingerpaintings I've seen, sh-she's probably actually like 10000 years old, and only looks 14!
>>3448655
>He attempts to hold onto the gun, but it flies off and towards the fox mage.
Y-you'd better drop that! It's got a DNA l-lock on it.
>>3448755
Yo-you have so little character th-that I don't even know who YOU are!
>>3448150
He wasn't my boyfriend you drunk...... oh I see, you're one of those patriarchal shit heads that's threatened by strong women.
You're just lashing out because you're scared.
>>3448202
Oh that's good, now why don't you show me how much you love the spiderbooty?
>She spanks her ass, tempting you to take it by force.
>>3448655
First thing is first, we need something appropriate to use for this. Not that I really know what kind of thing would do.
>It seems that even with a better idea than the fox, the light cruiser isn't very experienced with this either.
>>3448763
It kinda just sounds like you're greedily keeping them to yourself, but my admiral already and I don't think an old guy like him would give up what he has to chase after someone else, so I know he wouldn't mind if we did things.
>>3448655
>He choices as she lays on top of him, he kept petting the cute creature while letting out a yawn. His eyes halflidded but a little smile on his face while he kept stroking her and humming a lullaby.
Mmm~
REQUEST A WAIFU
And I might make it happen for you.
>>3448632
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
>>3448755
Hey my little demon!
Did you sleep well?
>>3448591
>>3448494
I'm not a hologram! How would you even touch a hologram, hard light hasn't even been invented yet and it's likely it never will! Oh let me guess, the stuttering ray of sunshine over here has invented it already?
>>3448736
>She grunted and stood upright, his questioning only caused her to blush deeper
I'm totally fine, why do you ask?
>>3448864
Miyuki.
>>3448864
Miranda from Wakfu.
>>3448864
Any pokegirl or samus would be good
>>3448843
(Already has someone*. This is what I get for not getting enough sleep last night.)
>>3448896
Seconding this.
>>3448886
Because you are blushing a lot!
>He said before pointing at her cheeks when her blushing increases just to point out
See see! Are you okay? I don't want my favorite idol sick...maybe is a fever?
>He said before he stood up on his tip toes and presses his mouth against her forehead to feel her temperature
>>3448698
>As his measured thrusting grew even quicker, he tore his mouth away from his partner's, gritting his teeth in an effort to delay his imminent climax. He buried his head in the succubus's neck, doing his best but failing to hold back his own moans, escaping in hot breaths against the boy's skin. In this position, he could feel the trap's own shaft, bobbing in rhythm with his hips, bouncing between both their stomachs. He couldn't resist reaching in between them and grabbing his member, his hand instantly soaked with love juice, stroking it firmly to match the pace of his hips. With this he could no longer hold back as he pounded his dick into the trap pussy as hard as he could.
>>3448684
>She smiles and starts to move her hips more out and starts to hump him roughly, the toy rapidly exiting and entering his rear at a fast pace while stroking his large, throbbing member, her soft paws gripping his balls tightly and her breasts acting as cushion for him as she rapidly uses his body
Mmm....please cum for me~ Just let it all out~
>she bits the leash and tugs it towards her, completely dominating his whole body
>>3445374
(Ah! I didnt know you came back, welcome back~)
>she lets out a loud moan, vibrating throughout her throat with his impressive member inside her as he licks he seemingly never ending wet pussy, constantly dripping with delight as he laps it up
>her body shivers from the pure delight, barely able to contain herself, she rubs her wet lips against his, humping it softly
>>3448899
I admire your enthusiasm for wanting Miranda here for all these months.
>>3448864
"Orendi is mad no one is playing her!!"
>>3448886
"H-hard light is a fuckign kindergarden p-project for me sweetheart, and don't YOU fuckin--"
>He pokes Miku harshly, looking down at there the made contact.
"Wa-wait, fucking *buuurp* what?
...
Oh DUH, the fu-fucking dimensional nexus means she's technically *buurp* real here. Great. SO I can't jsut di-dispel the hologram and be rid of her.
>>3448835
"I'm gonna ignore that you just went *buurp* over every wannabe nobel prize winner's dream. Then I'm gonna have to *buurp* tell ya I don't have the patience to explain to you all the ways you're wrong even if you weren't already about the *buurp* least threatening thing in this fucking nexus."
>>3448833
"You're a-a- *burrp* comedy genius Morty, just do-don't quit your day job quite yet."
I want Reddit & Memey to leave
>>3448764
>Toppled down on the ground, she looks up, completely bewildered, at the sight of a giant land shark clapping it's sharp claws together. So bewildered in fact that she's not all too terrified by the sharp row of teeth being unintentionally showcased by the dragon. Picking herself up from off the ground, she gives a very questioning yelp to the towering figure standing over her.
A-are you sure you're okay there? G-garchomps are all supposed to be big and stompy...N-n-not this!
>>3448833
>Holding it in her hands, she examines the gun in a precarious fashion. Sniffing it, shaking it, pulling on it, biting it.
>Eventually, she gets frustrated, and spits an ember on the gun, setting it ablaze before throwing the fireball back at Morty.
>>3448843
>Braixen looks around for any so called "Objects" to help in this endeavor, before settling on her trusty stick, holding it up high into the air
We could use this!
>>3448849
>With all the humming and petting, it didn't take long for the fox to doze off into a peaceful sleep, snugly layed out on Anon's lap without a care in the world.
>>3448964
Yeah. At some point someone will pick her. Or until I become her but I have already someone else in mind to play. Hope someone pick her
>>3448843
Yeah, you may have a point, Sendai, I may be greedily protecting my girls and keeping them all to myself. But, I think there are times when a leader - or even any man - has to be greedy, you know? Sometimes it might feel unfair to them, but, I think the most important thing is that I love them all as best I can. I think that sort of conviction is important to an admiral.
>>3448761
(Are you same guy that I played with during the masquerade?)
"Nh..." Darkness slowly surrounds the fading woman's vision as their oxygen depletes from her system. Still, she can see her cruel attacker feast on her blood as if it were some sort of delicacy, which only further erases any shred of hope she had of living. Succumbing to him, Fluttershy seizes all movements and doesn't respond to the blood-coated finger getting jabbed down her mouth. The rustic, warm liquid blends in with the torn gums from the previous slap.
When she is penetrated, however, she tightens her body and coughs out. The incredible pain puts her in a wordless shock that is expressed only through her shrinking pupils and the uncontrollable twitching of her body. A gush of blood trickles out of her abused lips and trails down her thighs to stain her white, thigh-high socks. It wouldn't be long until she stopped responding at all.
>>3448808
She returns the hug with the same affection given to her and rubs his spine in calming circles. Her head rests against his as they embrace themselves in the silence of her bedroom, save for the sounds of her birds chirping downstairs. "You sound you have a lot of troubles, Anon. Do you want to talk about it? I-I'm not a therapist or anything, but I still want to help in any way I can."
>>3448886
I di-didn't claim you were a hologram though! You-you're a robot, right...?
>He also pokes Miku, on her arm, letting the boy know that she was in fact not a hologram.
>>3448982
Rick, n-neither of us have jobs though! Ho-how can you say that?
>>3449027
Wh-what's a Reddit? Some kind of alien? Or is it a place, cause if it is y-you should probably go back to it!
>>3449039
>With a fireball careening back towards him, he does a surprisingly cool dodge, rolling on the floor before coming back up.
Y-you're lucky that it's fireproof! Rick told me it's v-volatile and might explode if someone broke it!
>>3448833
Why the hell are you stuttering so much?
>>3448873
Chef! Stop yelling
>>3448880
Yeah I slept well
>She reaches into her pocket but she quickly realized that she was out
Hey, you still have my chocolate!
>>3449039
>He smiles at the fox sleeping on top of him, working as a bed for her. He covers his mouth as he yawns one more time and then closes his eyes to sleep for the moment as well.
Night..
(Are you okay with ending it here. Put it in a pause? I have to wake up in 6 hours. It was fun and cute! Thanks for playing with me)
>tfw no one to treat me like a girl at times, but also act like normal bros while we play games and stuff
>>3448835
S-stupid spider.
>Parsee muttered underneath her voice. She moved her hands down onto the female's rear, using her nails to rip and tear the female's costume, exposing her two holes. Once expose, Parsee align her futa with the female's cunt, probing it with her pink crown while slapping the female's rear.
>>3449039
>the Garchomp brought a finclaw to his chin and stroked in contemplation, yet another strangely uncharacteristic action for a normally violent being. Whatever thought processes was going on in his mind wasn't made explicitly clear through growling. Instead, the imposing creature brought his snout close over to the Braixen's, opened his maw wide, showing off more of his teeth and revealing his tongue lolling about. It would like he was up to no good for a brief moment before, in an action that was clearly something that only a lesser beast would do and think it was proper, he gave the fox witch Pokemon an affectionate lick on her nose.
>>3449126
That's the face you give me, you insenstive cunt?! Was I wrong to love you?
>>3449108
So when was the last time you got to talk to chiaki?
>>3449040
Yeah, I certainly wouldn't mind seeing Miranda here. Such a cute sexy ''furry'' milf she is from Wakfu.
>>3449108
NEVER!
>Yells in his sleep
>>3449105
(Yeah I am, I hope that's not an issue for you.)
>>3449105
(Ah, sorry second anon here, but I'm running out of steam, I think I oughta head to bed, but thanks for being a cute Fluttershy, Trixie!)
>>3449162
If it's fuckable ,it's fuckable
>>3449039
That looks like it might hurt someone.
>>3449098
Maybe you're right, to some extent.
>>3449159
gomen...
I keep letting you down...
>>3449160
Why do you care so much?
>>3449163
That's a shame, I'll try to be earlier next time
>>3448938
It's not a fever, it's just--
>The sudden breach of her personal space made Miku go cross-eyed and then his lips made her stutter. It wasn't a kiss but it was close enough!
Uwah~ C-Cut that out, please...
>>3448982
Wait, you can make hard light...?
>She honestly would have been in awe if she hadn't been poked so hard she took one step back and flinched
Ow! I told you I was real enough to smell that awful breath of yours! No clue what a dimensional nexus is, though. On that, Miku is stumped!
>>3449107
Now I'm a robot too? Miku's pretty confused!
>She pinched at the skin of her cheek, causing blood to pool at it
Do robots blush?? ...Don't answer that.
>>3448955
>Kogure panted in between his loud moaning while his lover filled his tight hole with their cock. Their breath on his neck sent a shiver down his spine before he gasped after feeling their hand grab his twitching and drooling member. His rigid member twitching in their tight grip as they stroked it while his free hand grabbed at their back and he lightly sunk his fingers into their skin. The combination of them pounding his ass and stroking his prick drove him mad and his mind went blank. His cock twitched in their hand before spurting his thick seed onto his chest and their hand. His body convulsed and tensed up from his climax. His tight walls hugged and squeezed their thick length buried inside him during his orgasm as if to milk it.
>>3448961
Hngh! Yes ma'am!
>almost on command the man has the biggest orgasm of his life. He let's out a loud groan and his throbbing dick spits out thick ropes of his seed. He shakes as the furry mistress completely drains his balls. After his orgasm subsides he slumps back, resting on her.
Th- thank you...
>>3448899
Do you mind If I pick her?
>>3449187
(Not at all!)
>>3449191
(Goodnight, Anon! I hope the slow pace didn't put you off.)
>>3449107
"N-no Morty, you're a litel shit and I'm a scientis. Your dad has no job. There's a *buurp* fucking difference"
>>3449215
"*Sigh* Lo-look, this whole fuckin' place is a mess of dimensional inter*burp*ference that lets all these weirdoes exist in one space, and appa*burp*arently pulled you over from one of the dimensions where you're real. COmpared to dimensional travbel hard light is a *buurp* walk in the park."
>>3449294
(Actually, no, I love it slow like that! I just have to wake back up in a few hours for work)
>>3449285
I'd call that a good choice.
>>3449215
>His eyes widen at the sudden whine, was he going to stop... Nop. Her health was more important. This makes the kid more worried before he looks at her eyes and leans closer again, reducing her personal space.
Are you sure miss? Your cheeks are red like tomatoes..you are stuttering...are you cold? *Gasp* they are symptoms of a fever.
>The kid was clearly not that smart. But he suddenly places a hand on the idol forehead to take her temperature again
>>3449107
EXPLODE!?
>She psychically picks up the gun again, lifting it up and smashing it down into the ground again and again, her face gleaming with excitement over the potential of an explosion
>>3449130
(Absolutely fine, good night anon!)
>>3449149
E-EEEHH!?
>Her whole body shoots backwards in response to the lick, all the hair on her body sticking straight up. Furiously wiping her nose while blushing profusely from her fuzzy cheeks.
W-w-w-w-w-what was that?! D-d-did you just....AAAH!
>Holding both paws up to hide her face, she shakes and shivers in pure embarrassment.
>>3449202
No it won't! the most I've ever done with this stick is set it on fire and throw it at pokemon in my figh-
...
>She sheepishly puts the stick back down
I-I think you're right...
>>3449350
I forgot to say that I'm not the same anon who requested the waifus, should I want to see who he picks?
>>3449285
Please do it. Please.
>>3449370
>walks next to the pokemon slamming the gun into the ground.
"...nice. *buurp."
>Takes a swig of his drink and waits for the incoming explosion
>>3449386
Feel free to it; I pick stuff I know nad I don't know her
>>3448982
Least threatening?
I'll have you know I've saved WHOLE universes! Villian fear my name!
>>3449108
Hm? Oh this?
>She pulls the half eated chocolate out of her pocket
Oh right this us yours, here you go.
>She sticks her hand out
>>3449142
Dirty talk? You sure know how to treat a girl!
>Gwen offers no resistance as the youkai rips apart her costume, putting her hard cock on her slit. Gwen begins rubbing herself against it.
Come on, don't be shy.
>>3449285
I'm no furfaggot, but I'd sex this thing.
>>3449386
It's fine, but that cat ass is even more so.
What's /ERP/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=covnalBNJGM
>>3449386
Should I wait and see who he picks?
>>3449389
That's enough for me, this will be first time I'm going to play a furry character though
>>3449386
Oh well I'm gathering pics for pic related.
>>3449226
>The feeling of the succubus cumming on his dick was too much to bear. As if he could feel each twitch and shiver of the boy's orgasm travel through his fleshy inner walls, his climax was soon coaxed out. Stifling his moans into his partner's neck, he buried his engorged dick deep inside the hot tunnel and erupted, filling up the succubus with his hot seed in spurts, one after the other. His orgasm continued to linger, as if his body was trying to out-produce the trap's hot semen that spilled onto his hand and covered their bodies, but soon the strings of cum reduced to a dribble as the waves of pleasure subsided. He leaned on his arms to pull his cock out with a slightly audible pop, various fluids leaking out of the gaping hole he couldn't help but ravish. In exhaustion he collapsed next to the devil on his bed, again burying his face against the soft skin on his neck.
>>3449386
,,,, has an infinite thirst for Anons.
>>3449215
Woah, what a realistic robot! There's even fake blood!
>>3449295
Rick yo-you live in our garage! How can you claim anyone's got no job?
>>3449370
S-stop that! You're gonna blow us all up, including yourself!
>>3449422
"You saved universes? Join the *buurp* club there spidey. Threatening's destroying universe, which is why most of them fear MY name. But you keep on doing your thing, at least you fill the costume nicer than most of the "Buurp* parkers I've met. And you're marginally less annoying, tumblr speech aside."
>>3449450
Rick saves your whole planet/universe. That's his job.
>>3449437
I wouldn't mind paying for her services tho. And well there is a first time for all.
>>3449431
The sound of my heart beating.
>>3449370
I can't think of anything that's around here, but I could use my hands. I'll show you how it's done and then you can figure out how you like it best.
>>3449348
(That's good to hear. Sleep well <3)
ITS PIZZA TIME!!
>he grins as he webs the next two posters down and fills them with sauce
>>3449370
>a series of growling followed the lick once he saw her response. It was the unmistakable sound of laughter, and it emanated from lips that were tinging a small touch of crimson. It was so... minuscule, practically unnoticeable for anyone unless they were right up to his face to even see the change in tone. A finclaw went forward, the pointed end glinting ominously in the light and... it ended up stroking the top of her head gently. The action was awkward, clumsy, and clearly something that the Garchomp rarely did, but the intent was clear.
>>3449281
>she gasps at the spectacle of his seed flying through the air, impressed that such an amount came out.
>she slowly lets him slide back on the toy still, letting him slowly slouch onto her breasts as pillows, a reward for shooting a large amount
Hehe...you had all of that bottled up? Shame on you~
>she teasingly kisses his neck and lets go of his cock, her hand now covered in his warm seed. She brings her hand to her mouth and sucks each finger out, making an erotic moan as she licks every drip of cum off of her fingers
You can rest on me for tonight...you did a good job anon
>>3449202
(Hey, sorry to bail out at a bad time, certainly couldn't help talking up Sendai, but I gotta get to bed soon so I don't wanna start anything up. Hopefully you decide to come around again, I'd love to lewd best CL)
>>3449489
>Machi is about to have a stroke
>I'll have 9.5 minutes alone with Machi's unconscious body before the ambulance arrives
>Licks lips
>>3448961
I'm quite sorry... but I can't continue this for an hour or more. I hope you have a nice night and I thank you for playing with me <3)
>>3449517
(It's no problem, I hope I can do her well and get comfortable in the role since I intend to stick around.)
>>3449542
(Thats fine, I'll be around tomorrow~)
>>3449512
He snuggles deep into her chest, exhausted from the rough fucking, and mumbles back.
Goodnight......Mistress.
>>3449562
W-we're getting a Miranda..?
Good god YES!
>>3449422
Wow, thanks
>She takes the chocolate bar with a look of disgust on her face
Don't worry all gorgeous women! Da' handsome Scout is 'ere ta' keep ya' all compan-
>>3449507
>A actual superhero
Aw; what da' hell?!? How can we compete with dat'?!!
>>3449226
Mmm, hey gorgeous! Happy to see ya' 'ere~
>Scout coo'd sweetly, hugging Kogure from behind.
so
how's life
>>3449562
Mmhm well I remember someone asking for Granberia so I will give it a try. But I would like to play with Miranda as well..sorry I hope that is the answer you are looking for
>>3449658
>Going to Florida and Disney world July 9th
Don't forget your flak jacket.
>>3449431
http://youtu.be/kf_fcj--Zxw
>>3449440
>Kogure shuddered as he was filled with his lover's seed as a meek smile crept over his face. His own member still twitching occasionally as a few droplets if cum built up on the tip. He panted and shifted closer to his partner as he finally started to come down from the high if his climax. He draped an arm over them while they both laid on the bed exhausted and spent. He managed to peck the man's cheek with a kiss as a content smile adorned his face before he laid back down.
>>3449431
The deafening sound of silence.
Hey; hello everyone!
>Ty Lee eagerly greeted, bending over upside down from a railing.
How are you all doing tonight?
>>3449562
You're welcome, but you can't help but love a curvy brown catgirl.
>>3449295
I think I get it.
>She rubbed her temples disgruntledly
So I'm real here because I'm real somewhere else and a lot of these "somewhere else"s coalesced into one existence? But that's not such a bad thing!
>The petite idol stumbled backwards at his attempt to be helpful, which really wasn't all that helpful so much as a huge tease! She secretly wondered whether he was doing it on purpose
You think I have a cold now??
>Upon his touch, she turned flustered and fell onto her bottom
>>3449450
...
I can see why the old guy bullies you.
We still dead from E3? Can I pick up the bodies after a shower?
How bad was sony?
>>3449636
Absolute despair because you hate me.
>>3449709
I'm quite well, how are you stranger?
>>3449600
It seems like it
>>3449677
If you would like to play as Miranda as well then I can leave it up to you, that should be fair since you asked and he answered to you
>>3449714
Curby brown catgirl a best
>>3449450
>>3449400
Nrraaaahh!
>With a final slam, the gun impacts on the ground, and explodes into a giant puff of smoke and other very unhealthy chemicals.
>>3449491
Okay!
>She kips up and stands at attention, ready to do whatever the girl might ask of her, or perhaps for what the girl might do to her...
>>3449509
>The embarrassment was too much too handle for the little fox, and her whole body started to glow in...
>Actually, it wasn't just glowing, it was physically heating up! She wriggled her head out of the soft strokes of her admirer and hurriedly popped up onto her broomstick, absolutely burning with emotion.
S-s-stop doing that you dumb dragon, I'm going to burn you if you keep doing this!
...E-even if my fire does almost nothing to your scales and your 30 levels above me and you're not actually doing anything bad to m-
RAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
>An aura if fire seemed to generate from her as her emotions ran wild. Yet despite the apparent fury, her cheeks were still glowing with an incredible shade of red.
>>3449658
(Prob not for long. I need to get some sleep. I'll be here tomorrow though)
>>3449658
Bring light clothing, it's hot here.
>>3449742
No...
>>3449622
Nnn, sleep soon. Bad timing.)
>>3449732
Sony was the best part of e3 actually. Less talk and much more game compared to the other companies.
>>3449762
Oh; I'm well, thank you very much!
>She extends a hand out to her with a wide grin.
I'm Ty Lee, and you are...?
>>3449808
(I seem to be a master of that.
Oh well; tomorrow is another day!)
>>3449788
I'm not really familiar with the anatomy of your kind, but I'm sure I can do this.
>She looks between the fox-like creature's legs for genitals
>>3449846
I'm Sendai, it's nice to meet you.
>>3449846
And on that note; probably gonna sleep and try to Erp in the morning. Sorry to cock tease~
>>3449783
No it's fine! You can pick her. Besides I doubt I can do something like rp with myself if I picked Miranda. So go ahead please... I crave a bit for that ass sormtimes
>>3449783
Must be why I've had the burning desire to do lewd things to a Mithra then.
>>3449705
>Smiling as he felt a light kiss on his cheek, he grabbed the hand that reached for him with his own and held it on top of him. Feeling exhaustion creep up on him, though, he was too tired to do much else, as he felt his eyelids growing heavy, still snuggled against the little devil.
You're too much for me as always, Kogure-chan... Good night.
>>3449818
PC was the best, Sony was entertaining but still super duper meh, all the rest were just shit.
>>3449728
"Y'know, you're *buurp* too smart to be talking in the third person, i'd bring you a-along sometime except I do-don't wanna deal with any ani*burp*me bullshit, also my shithead grandson's about to open a way outta here, so i *buurp* better run.
>He rushes back towards the fox pokemon.
>>3449788
>The explosion Opens a similar green portal to the one that led the Scientist and the boy to this place
"AAAn, there you *buurp* fucking have it morty, dimensionnal tear br0brought about by the tachion pistol *buurp, Morty. That's our way home."
>He tosses a smal glossy object to the pokemon.
"Th-There, what's either one of your rare candy pokesteroids or it's *buurp* the saturn equivalent of meth, either *buurp* way, you're welcome.
>He jumps in the portal.
>>3449470
I could see why they fear you, I bet you destroy whole universes with your terrible breath. Did you down a whole liquor store before you came here?
>>3449614
What? You said you were sleepy and didn't want it, I took a bite.
Wasn't even that great either.
>>3449474
H-hey, I help him too! Rick AND Morty. Not j-just Rick!
>>3449728
W-wow, you're mean for a robot. I didn't know they could be this mean, especially if th-they were so cute!
>>3449788
Wait... that wasn't nearly as big an explosion as Rick said it would be.
>He looks over at his grandpa, squinting angrily
Di-did you say that just to mess with me, Rick?
>>3449788
>the fiercesome yet enthralled beast contemplated her for a moment. His head tilted sideways inquisitively, and for a brief moment it would appear that the Garchomp had understood and was taking her threats seriously. Any illusion of this however was immediately broken when the brazen beast walked right up to the Braizen and... gave her another lick, this time on the cheek and this time more prolonged. By the way his tail was swinging from side to side, it was made very apparent how much the land shark was enjoying himself.
>>3449898
G'night, sleep well. I enjoyed tonight a lot.)
>>3449801
Yes you do.
>>3449952
>>3449940
S-shit don't leave without me Rick!
>>3449970
(Same here, thanks as always, Kogure's the best. Have a good night!)
>>3449728
O-oh well you were stuttering so I as thinking you were cold...
>He gasped as she stumbled backwards and fell on her rear, he was connecting the pieces...but in the wrong way. He was thinking she was getting dizzy by fault of the "fever". He was pretty either naive or dumb. He suddenly walk closer and kneels in front of her
A-are you okay? You are pretty red and walking funny...don't worry, I know what to do...first I need to check out your chest. Can you take off your clothes Miku?
>He asked while gulping and having a worried look on his face
>>3450006
You're the best!)
>>3449950
>Pokes your cheek with my cock.
>>3450028
(Nope, you! Now go to sleep)
>He pokes out of the portal
>>3449993
""God damn it *buurp* Morty, come ON!"
>>3449950
"And you try to stay away from dimensions with actually *buurp* smart people you wouldn't last 5 minutes"
>He pulls the boy into the portal with him, the green energy closing behind them.
>>3450056
No, you!)
>>3449981
What can I do to change your mind...
>>3449868
Hidden under her black fur, there are infarct genitals to be found, A vaginal slit placed right where one would expect it to be placed.
Eh? Where are you looking? I like being pet on my head, not my legs!
>>3449940
>>3449952
Wait, you lied to me about the big explosion, there was supposed to fire everywhere!
>She yelled at Rick as he retreated into the portal. Puffing her cheeks while angrily jumping up and down, paws clutching onto the parting gift.
>>3449953
EEEEP!
>She frantically retreated backwards once again, spitting embers on a ground to create a line of fire between her and the dragon.
S-s-stop that! I'm trying to st-start a pokemon battle here!
>She yelled, one paw rubbing on the cheek that the very out of character shark had licked.
>>3450067
Holy shit this is probaly the most elaborate shitposting I've ever seen.
>>3449818
I see were getting some crash bandicoot remasters. Neat
>>3449920
pretty much what I was expecting. Anything particularly mindblowing or was it all sasuga?
>>3450126
I don't know. I wish I did..
>>3450035
Charming as ever, Anon.
>>3450067
....What an asshole.
>>3450133
You're pretty fox-like, so I'm not sure you'd really enjoy this sort of thing at any other time than mating season, but it's worth a go.
>she brushes the slit gently with her fingertips.
How's that? If it doesn't feel good, I'll pet you as much as you like until I go.
>>3450160
He's providing something more entertaining then the most of the rest of the thread
>>3449940
It's part of my identity, I'm afraid! I wish I could say it was a pleasure, but you two strain even an idol's cheerful nature! Later, old guy!
>She happily waved him off -- happy because she wouldn't have to deal with him anymore
>>3449952
Just go away before I robot rock you upside your little head.
>Shooing motions
>>3450025
It's like you're doing this on purpose!
>She whined softly and scooted away, hiking up her skirt a bit by accident in the process
I'm not taking off my clothes.
>She turned her head away
>>3450160
Not even sure I'd call that shitposting, a bit memey if anything.
>>3450160
Rick is some next level shit. It's impressive
>>3450192
Yes I am. I hope you remember me.
>>3450185
mmm... fine...
>>3450133
>A battle? Had he heard that correctly? He was used to such upstart challenges but was this something she really wanted? A finclaw scratched at his chin as he eyed the small, diminutive body of the fox witch Pokemon. He supposed that if he had won it'd make getting what he wanted a bit easier, and so, the Garchomp merely shrugged and began to stomp at the ground, causing the Earth beneath her to shake violently. The tremors grew more and more until the land shark was harnessing the power of the Earthquake attack, a powerful move that he knew, by instinct, would do serious damage to Fire-type Pokemon such as the Braixen.
>>3450247
You give up that easily?! I guess you never cared.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes n' tricks
>>3450276
(I wasn't really paying attention, but I'm glad you were able to try something fun.)
>Actually available for rp tonight
>ready to go lets do this
>fall asleep
I-I'm sorry;;;
>>3450168
All I really care about is Bonerlord which by I mean Mountain Blade 2 Bannerlords. They showed siege gameplay and it was great. My brain has already erased other stuff I've seen.
>>3450202
Doing what in purpose? I'm doing my best to save you! Some people could die of a cold!
>You can notice how naive or dumb he is. He sees how the idol scoots back and further from him. He puts before he remembers. Sometimes in the shows about doctors, the patients resist to the treatment. He nodded before he crawls closer to her and then quickly undid and pulled off her tie. He took her wrists and proceeds to tie them together hard enough so they wouldn't be easy to get rid of.
Don't worry Miku! Im sure I know what I'm doing...I hope.
>He said before he started to do his best to unbutton her jacket.
>>3450316
Slept through the /v shitpost of the century, so whatever.
>>3450241
Of course, who could forget someone with such a.....unique greeting
>>3450276
>Rick was Tank Sama the whole time
>>3450275
Fine, I'll go lay on the cold, hard floor...
>considered an adult by societal standards
>still giving a shit about vidya
ERP plz
>>3450322
>bonerlord
you get extra head pats for that
>gently pets the girls pretty hair.
I actually just saw that some DOW III footage dropped so I think I should probably take a peek at that.
>>3450195
How's wha-
A-ah!~
>A jolt of...something, she wasn't quite sure what, sparked through her body as the girls fingertips teased the in between of her legs
W-w-what was that?
>>3450269
>But this Braixen had the advantage of psychic powers on her side, however minute that advantage may be as a middle evolution. She hopped back up onto her broom and floated to avoid the devastating earthquake.
I'll show you not to tease me, take this!
>She fired a Psybeam from her paw, the only move in her arsenal that would have anything close to a chance of damaging the stronger, fire resistant pokemon.
>>3450373
>Implying that wasn't really fucking funny
It wasn't even a shitpost, it was just not really ERP.
I'll take those 2 over whatever weekly drama.
>>3450387
I hope you're having a lovely morning.
>>3450105
(Nope, you, and hopefully you're asleep by now, although I'll be in bed before you can respond. Ha!)
>>3450276
It was really entertaining, more than most of the shit we get around here.
>>3450388
Making this all about you, huh? You're the one that fucking tore me in two.
>>3450363
(I'm really sorry but I didn't even intend to RP tonight in the thread and just got caught up in things. I've gotta go now, do you want to continue sometime?)
>>3450222
>>3450160
>>3450236
We'll be here all week!
Maybe.
>>3450479
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, KONATA!
>>3450414
I can only guess that what you felt was normal sexual stimulation. Did it feel good? If it felt good than that would be right.
>>3450414
hi, i wanted to ask for a hug but you seem busy so ill ask for one next time i see you
>>3450479
g o m e n . . .
>>3450493
Oh well. I think. I mean did you were enjoying it? If you want we can either pick it up or start new. But sure other time we can play)
>>3450505
PLEASE.
>>3450565
>Next time on Rick and Morty: The Attack of the Catgirls!
>>3450387
Fucking tank told mr that his shitpost ava would be someone completely different what a LIAR
>>3450459
Morning? Its like 1 am.
But yeah I am, thanks for asking!
How about you?
>>3450562
(Of course I enjoyed it. What a cute kid, oblivious and forward all the same. I always offer to pick it up, but honestly I'll choose to start new every time. Alright, some other time. Later!)
>>3450552
I fucking loved you so much
>>3450638
See ya then!)
>>3450621
Besides having morning wood while being tired. I'm pretty good.
>>3450666
Yes, and this was only last night too that he said it >:(
>immediately sells out on tank
>>3450414
>if the Garchomp wasn't taking the Braixen seriously, he certainly was now. The Psybeam hit him smack dab right where she aimed it, causing him to stumble backwards a tad, his head reared back, mostly from surprise rather than pain. The mighty beast shook a little to regain his composure and let out a growl of challenge. Now, he was ready to fight. This was familiar territory for the champion-bred Pokemon and he reveled in it. In retaliation to her move, his right finclaw glowed, and he ran towards the Braixen, prepared to bring it down upon her in a Dragon Claw attack
>>3450644
It's for the best then, I suppose...
>slumps onto the floor
>>3450373
Both Rick and Morty were from these threads though. One is Tank and the other used to be Filia.
>>3450606
You just cant trust damage sponges anymore.
>>3450689
That's too bad, if it was a little earlier o would have offered to relieve you. Why are you tired though, didn't sleep well?
>new partner
>insists repeatedly over initial setup period that they only do "realistic" roleplays
>halfway through scene suddenly has a 14 inch dick and is surprised that hammering cervix isn't the most pleasant sensation
>keeps going after i say to stop and cums in the order of gallons
>>3450698
Virra already avas Bill though, has for a while.
>>3450731
Sleep is for the weak!!!
>>3450712
I still love you.
>>3450731
Hi bb <33
>tank is making me wait forever for him to play dark!anakin im so mad
>>3450747
Lol oh my god i just realized that I knew that all this time actually oops
>>3450737
>rattle at some humming in thread
>get a random tit job from quiet despite no penis
/trasherp/ is a weird place
(Final post for the night, I have to do stuff tomorrow morning. Goodnight!)
>>3450532
S-s-sexual wha...
>She couldn't quite put it into words, but she was most certainly feeling rather tingly down below.
U-um...w-wait, can we do this...stuff...tomorrow, I'm feeling really weird right now.
>>3450551
>The firefox walks up to anons legs and gives them a cute little hug
Hello human!
>>3450700
>Unfortunately for the fighter, while he was stumbling backwards, Braixen had instead taken the time to speed off into the distance, cheeks still burning red in a mix of anger and teased embarrassment as she fled from the battle. However, in her mind, she knew she would be coming back for a proper battle, for a chance to prove herself to the fighter that had made fun of her so.
Rrrr...S-stupid Garchomp, I'll show him I'm not a Braixen to be messed around with!
Greetings lost children. I am Professor Kokonoe, genius scientist and ruler of the Sector Seven laboratory. … Well, OK, we aren't in the lab at the moment. This place can sort of be temporarily moved into the Boundary. Well, simply put, it's a mysterious room. A room where you can do anything you want. To be honest, it's a paradise for all those sad, little lost children who couldn't make it to the true ending. A sort of Avalon. If you're one of those nutbars who's all "I don't need help" or "I only want to unlock hidden stuff" or "I'll just look for a flowchart online," then you can piss off… Very well. Lost child of the day. You may enter.
>>3450753
Doesn't seem like it...
Hmph....
>>3450771
>Nibbles on collarbone.
>>3450783
From what I saw he's a drawfag for Virra's discord, which explaing the cipher thing.
>>3450789
If it weren't late, I would like to continue the hair brushing. Well I will catch you other time!)
>>3450783
Yes, chill dude but he's MAKING ME WAIT so
Also
>continues to laugh at unwritten erp rules
>>3450778
>leans over to hug the cute fox
you're my favorite pokemon so ill try to catch you next time, you cutie
>>3450789
Well this place is actually really spacious. I wonder what kind of adventures await for me here.
>>3450789
It's boobie lady!
>>3450800
I do. I just know you don't feel the same way, so it hurts
>>3450778
Sure, I'm just showing you the ropes to be nice.
>She pets the fox creature's head vigorously, but with enough care as to not cause harm.
>Sleep tight.
>>3450789
TEACH ME MISS. L-
oh...
>thanks for reminding me I need to tighten up my Hazama game...
>>3450806
N-nooo
>flails from side to side, trying to dislodge the nibbler as he rattles
>>3450789
What the hell are you talking about?
>>3450789
Why am I here? I thought I was dead?
>>3450840
don't be so certain
>>3450871
You are dead. This is hell.
>>3450778
(Good night! Looking forward to seeing you again!)
>the Dragon Claw went down and struck... ground. The beast looked ahead and saw the fleeting form of the Braixen. Normally he would enjoy the sight of a Pokemon he scared away. Normally, the Garchomp, a battle machine and much more, would let out a roar of triumph and treat himself to a snack or a mating session, but this time? This time was different. He felt... sad. Disappointed. He really wanted to get to know the Braixen better. He was this close to letting out a whine but that was beneath him. Sadness was beneath him. He stomped the Earht, let out a raging bellow, and he was himself again. Leaping up into the air and diving back into the Earth, he swam through the gravel away. But he will return.
>>3450751
I hear you, I myself am a fan of sleeping as little as possible and getting those sweet power naps.
>>3450764
Ay gurl.
Hmm Anakin? You're so eager to get choked.
>>3450840
>this post
Muh heart!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI
>tfw shitty day
>no titty avas to snuggle
I was so bored I even played and beat Gone Home. Help.
>>3450851
>Sticks finger in empty eye socket. Does the same with dick for shits and giggles. Attempts to rattle but just jiggles about because bag of meat.
>>3450902
So what you played for like 10 minutes.
>>3450875
E-Eh? Don't tease me like this, Konata
>>3450931
Boring ass 10 minutes man
>>3450902
I'm playing bayo 2 right now but, you can snuggle with me if you want...
>>3450789
>Pets the Kokonoe
>Realize i haven't fed pet axolotls in over a week
Gonna do that riiight quick
>>3450899
Well, m-maybe ;;
>>3450899
So I am too late to get you to stroke my cock?
>>3450902
Are these to your liking?
(It's getting late and I'm getting more and more tired, so I'm going to get some rest. It was nice to be able to get started with Sendai tonight. Have a good one everyone)
>>3450940
Y-Yeah... Just teasing...
>sighs deeply
Right...
>>3450812
(Sorry for showing up so late, I slept for like a million years.)
>>3450828
Adventures? Sorry, but I'm just gonna give you advice on how to not screw up so badly that you ended up here in the first place and then you're outta here.
>>3450834
Tao? I'm not Litchi, you know...
>>3450851
Wrong segment, buddy.
(I actually haven't played in forever but Hazama is my main and fav character.)
>>3450854
You're gonna have me say it again? Ugh...
>Kokonoe sighs and places her fingers on her forehead in frustration.
"Mysterious room, sad little lost children, Avalon, nutbars, flowchart, piss off."
>>3450871
You are dead. Very dead. My job here is to help you not end up dead. Understand?
>>3450955
You better reconsider where you're placing your hands, buddy, unless you want a one-way trip to the goddamn moon.
>>3450951
Dirty Eleven, playing games I wish I could!
>>3450972
Litchi is always to everyone's liking.
Sup.
>>3451041
BASED KENNY
>>3451030
Then is that your satisfactory?
>>3451047
I'm beginning to think these posts are sarcastic.
>>3451022
Alright, I am ready for your lesson teacher.
>Anon pulls out a book and pen, waiting for them to begin.
>>3451067
BASED
>>3451057
Y-yes; very...
>>3450998
If you're serious.. c-can we hold hands?
>>3451022
I'm just going to pretend to know what you're talking about
>Scratches the back of his head
So yeah...
>>3451030
>here have some tits while I get my face bashed in
>>3451085
That's a good little mecha.
>>3451067
Not at all! You're actually a really cool and fun dude and probably good at sports and kissing!
:^)
>>3451084
KENNY
>>3450956
Kinky~. So when am I wrapping you up in webs?
>>3450968
Fraid soo
But fear not, I'm always around! Except when I'm not.
>>3451022
And how would you do that? Are you some sort of guardian angel?
>>3450810
>Drawfag on discord.
So basically he tosses out porn.
>>3451099
I remember drooling over /a/ when these pics were first coming out years ago. Everyone wanked to Yoko but Kallen's the true redhead mech waifu.
>>3451102
>happy beeps
>>3451067
Plz drag kurisu back here, if I don't shitpost at her soon I'm going to die.
>>3451122
Sorry for randomly disappearing. I currently have no WiFi and posting form mobile is really shitty.
>Parsee
Piss anon is back.
It is time.
>>3451144
>retorts with a variation of beeps and boops
>>3451091
Hmmmmm...
>Stares at you for a minute before scooting over to you, extending a hand toward you
>>3451167
>pisses on the anon
>>3451122
Sorry for randomly disappearing. I currently have no WiFi and posting form mobile is really shitty.
>Parsee
>>3451168
I feel like you're someone I know already and I want to know who fuckingly.
>>3450067
Reading this whole fucking thing now, holy shit.
>>3451148
I haven't seen her either.
>>3451182
>Mobile
You chose this hell.
>>3451122
Why don't you come around more to satisfy your friend's cock.
>>3451189
Is Mister Mecha getting flustered by chance?
>>3451174
>Slides my hand over towards yours and laces my fingers between yours
h-hi
>>3451219
Maybe a tad.
>>3451143
...yes and he totally /didn't/ sketch Jinx on a leash
>>3451122
Like wednesday? idk i'm working tomorrow ;;
>>3451223
>Hand holding
Listen you degenerates, even this place needs some decency.
>>3451234
Poor thing, that's not a bad thing though.
>>3451270
>huffy beeps
>>3451249
...Tank's alright.
>>3451223
>hums with content as she gently squeezes your hand
Hi..
>>3451287
>Gives the mecha a kiss.
Don't be mad dear.
>>3451099
Those are damn firm for their size. Lucky anime bitches.
>>3451073
Well, you gotta tell me how you died first. I'm not psychic, you know.
>>3451098
>Kokonoe frowns for a second and then waves her hand.
Whatever. Anyways, you died, right? Or at least screwed up irreparably bad.
>>3451140
No, I'm Professor Kokonoe, genius scientist and ruler of the Sector Seven laboratory. Do you people even listen? Seriously. I'm gonna tell you how NOT to end up like that again and send you on your merry way.
>>3451312
>tank won't play dark!Anakin for me until he watches clone wars
Fuckin tease
>>3451330
Onegai
Hintto desu
>>3451346
Well, it's a long story. I was heading home after getting some food and I heard my mother screaming. I ran into my house only to see a green haired fedora wearing faggot standing over my mother and fathers corpse. I tried to attack him and here I am.
>>3451314
>The anon's heart rate rapidly increases, causing his cheeks to turn a light shade of pink
Th-this is even better than I imagined
>>3451162
That's alright, I'll see you around my friend.
>>3451213
Because I am a shitter.
>>3451249
Great, I'll get the toys ready.
>>3451418
That makes me... Extremely unsettled
>>3451411
W-what kind of toys?
>>3451346
Oh yeah, I did die. So what the hell are you going to do about it?
>>3451346
You'll bring me back to life if I listen to you for a while? That sounds almost too good to be true
>>3451369
Shh, I'm sure you believe in me right?
>>3451396
Oi, don't get weird on me...
>Leans against you, letting out a yawn as she relaxes
>>3451455
My day has been a rocky shore of disappointment, I'm not sure what to believe in! All I've left is tits...
>>3451438
It shouldn't miss. I only come to see if there are those to make contracts with.
>>3451476
E3 wasn't that bad.
Braixen
Spider-Gwen
Always based iowa
Rick and gif damn Morty
Today was a good day. ERP. Well done.
>>3451418
Man, your eyes are red
>>3451486
I didn't watch that trash m8
I had 3 bails on me today and then a friend left the scene entirely last night.
>>3451510
Is there a problem with that human?
>>3451459
I'm always weird, though. Why do you think I've waited so long for you?
>Pats your head
Feelin' sleepy, cutie?
>>3451515
Oh.
>>3451476
You do have me so that's a nice thing right?
>>3451411
>Continues poking your cheek with my cock.
I hope you can satisfy me one day.
>>3451344
Should come give em a squeeze some time~
>>3451515
I want to be your friend! But, some of the things you say scares me away. Please no bully.
>>3451502
>Braixen
(I KNOW
I'M SO EXCITED TO CONTINUE PLAYING WITH THEM)
>>3451382
Terumi, that bastard! Even in other realities he's being a goddamn scumbag!
>Kokonoe grits her teeth and clenches her fist tightly, before taking a deep breath.
Listen. Your best bet is to just go. Take your parents and go as far away as possible. Don't even look back at your house. The farther away you are from his green ass, the better.
>>3451439
Tell you how to not die. Try to pay attention, geez. So, how'd you bite it?
>>3451446
Well, yeah. If you stopped being able to play just because you got a bad ending, this would be a pretty shitty game.
>>3451536
Of course, especially with images like that! But I get so curious...
>>3451546
Scares you away like what? My general blogging? I'm sorry for the kind of faggot I am, my friend.
>>3451524
Nah
>Lazily waves at you as he lets out a chuckle
And why'd you call me "human"? It's a bit weird
>>3451502
Miku and Jinx are also some I really like thought I didn't see that much of them today. R&M shitfest was boss.
Also Rapemonster garchomp gone (kinda) nice
>>3451526
>Stifles a giggle as she nods
Mmm, long day is finally catching up with me. And I ended up not sleeping the last night...
>>3451502
ERP rolling in the pussy today.
>>3451565
You see that's what I thought but when I tried that the second time he then dropped a steamroller on us before screaming. That's why I am on this adventure. To get stronger to protect them.
>>3451570
Let's play a game then shall we? who do you think I am?
>>3451571
Well it is what you are correct?
>>3451570
I don't mind the blogging one bit, I'm skittish I guess. I can't think of an example at the moment, but I remember feeling that way. Don't apologize for the way you are, you aren't a faggot.
>>3451565
Alright, then lay this advice on me so I can be on my way.
I p-promise I'll make up for falling asleep tonight! Please punish me as much as you'd like next time!
>>3451594
>Immediately lets go of your hand and looks at you with a worried expression
Go get some rest, please?
>>3451612
D-Dio!?
>『MENACING』
>>3451565
I'm not really good at paying attention, but I'll try. I'm pretty sure I got shot, yeah I think that's what happened
>>3451502
I kind of like Parsee.
>>3451438
I don't want to spoil all the surprises, trust me it's going to FILL you with happiness.
Good night love <3
>>3451502
>Someone put me on the same list as iowa.
Gosh I'm gonna blush
>>3451539
Soooon~
>Gwen gives the cock prodding her a little lick, swirling her tongue around the head before giving it a kiss.
Have a good day, nighty night!
>>3451586
Aw, I r-really like you too anon! <3
>>3451613
Yeah, but it's really weird to just call me a human. So just call me something else, but I got a question. What the hell are you?
>>3451616
I'm a huge blogging faggot who rarely lewds rape my face when I'm in the mood on a female avatar
But really I try to be chill, anyway. Very few things legitimately get under my skin.
>>3451612
I dunno, some of my guesses would be kinda spoilery, of sorts.
Of what I can guess more safely publically, uh, Nakano?
>>3451544
Very god damn tempted.
>>3451660
Clown piece gets under ur skin, lol
>>3451612
Yuruposter?
>>3451656
You deserve to be on that list sugar
If nothing else then for being such a qt!
>>3451660
I love you mechanon~ :>
>>3451660
Oh, I don't want to be your friend for ERP. I want to be a friend that maybe occasionally lewds with you.
>>3451586
>comes out from lurking
Thank you anon, I love it when a fan appreciates me
And rapemonsters, I kind of like those too
>goes back to lurking
>>3451659
Then I will require a name. As for me I am Kyubey.
>>3451639
You thought it was Dio but it was I Dio!
>>3451660
Interesting, very interesting..it's a shame I cannot disclose this information anyway~
>>3451611
>Kokonoe raises a curious eyebrow.
The second time? Have you been here before or something? You know, you kinda remind me of someone I know...
>>3451622
I need some information, buddy. What happened? Did you choke on some food? Drive drunk? Confronted your family's murderer and got your ass kicked? What? I don't have all day.
>>3451641
You're gonna have to give me a little bit more to work with here. Unless you're fine with the advice of "Don't get shot."
>>3451702
I'd fuck this disgruntled cat.
>>3451638
>slumps against you with a groan
I will... I just wanted to be cozy and not alone though
>>3451685
Show tits
>>3451687
Well that's kinda what I assumed. Are you just a regular ol' anon or do you ava?
>>3451690
>sad nidoking noises
>>3451695
Aw c'mon, if you're anyone I know you got my e-mail. Help a nigga out. This heart pounding mystery has improved my night at least.
>>3451702
I believe I have died and came here before. Who do I remind you of? Someone special to you? Maybe a lover?
>The anon let's out a laugh after reading her a bit.
>>3451710
What wouldn't you fuck, anon?
>inb4 Jinx ;w;
>>3451717
F-fine!
>>3451717
Well when I saw you poor little mecha all sad I decided to drop in to give you some reformatting.
>>3451693
Fuck, I don't know. Just call me Anon? And you've got a really weird name
>>3451702
Oh, it's nothing like that. It's actually quite embarrassing.
>>3451716
>Pats your head again and sighs
You know I'm always here for you, right?
>>3451669
~
(I'm going to bed in less than an hour, but if you see me thursday night or the weekend then feel free to squeeze them to your heart's content)
>>3451702
I'm sure if you give me a Kevlar vest and send me on my way, I'll be fine
>>3451735
Tits heal all this robot's woes.
Really though I had a really awful day so I appreciate any kindness.
>>3451729
Das it mane
>>3451729
>What wouldn't you fuck, anon?
Whatever that... thing is you're currently playing.
I wouldn't fuck that.
>>3451759
Can nothing else be done with your woes?
>>3451717
Secret!
>>3451736
I am Kyubey like all the other Kyubey, Anon.
All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
then you bought one~
>>3451763
O-oh, understandable...
>>3451759
D-don't make fun of me because they're small!
>>3451781
I-I have a few things on my mind, maybe...
>>3451794
Aw man you playing the mystery game on me too?
>>3451796
Well, you're the first I've ever seen. Now what the hell do you want?
>>3451794
Silica!
>>3451821
Can nothing cure it?
>>3451746
Mm, thanks... Oh, one moment.
>Nods slowly before hopping up, drowsily walking over to grab her blanket and a pillow before trudging back to you
There we go.
>Plops back down next to you, wrapped up in her blanket
>>3451841
I am here to form a contract with the humans in this area... But a strange occurrence has happened and my form has been changed which is stopping me from performing the contract.
>>3451888
>Stabs the fuck out of you.
DIE YOU FUCKER!!!
>>3451710
Watch it, buddy. I've got plenty of stuff fresh from R&D that I've been itching to field test on someone.
>>3451727
Was Tager running this while I was busy or something?
>Kokonoe frowns.
No. You remind me of a hardheaded jackass who tries too hard.
>>3451737
>Kokonoe raises an eyebrow.
Huh? Lemme hear it.
>>3451757
Yeah, no. See, this room doesn't work like that. Anything that happens here, you'll forget when you go back. Anything I give you will be lost in the Boundary on your trip back.
>>3451918
Secret!
>>3451847
>Shedding his robot form to take on a form more akin to the anonymous males that populate the thread at large, he licks his lips as he looks the woman up and down, his eyes eventually resting on the heft of her breasts.
... I think your body would go a long way towards it.
>>3451819
Small is fine as long as you got that booty
>>3451918
I've literally got no clue man, you may win this round out the gate.
>>3451854
>Kisses your forehead and continues petting you
Comfy?
>>3451888
Wow, that sounds shitty for you, but what was the contract about?
>>3451912
>They're killed an another comes taking it's place.
Such a waste you cause.
>>3451927
R&D? Lab shmab, I have no interest in your science. If you were to let me spit on your asshole and rub my face in it, then that would be a different story.
>>3451927
I...uh...I happened to sliped on someone's cum and ended up snapping my neck.
>>3451946
>fucks the body
>>3451939
We are to create magical girls by creating a contract with them granting them any wish they want.
>people night think i'm not totally into verbal abuse/degradation
I totally am I hope that anon knows :>
>>3451937
;)
>>3451982
Such barbaric creatures.
>>3451927
Wait...
>He looks around
What is this room?
>>3451976
I don't comprehend.
>>3452019
Good.
>>3452005
I wish you had tits
>>3451927
Hey! If you never try to do something then you'll never succeed in your life! Tell me, how did you ever become a scientist.
>>3451976
You should e-mail me or add me somewhere so we can chat and actually be friends, nerd.
>>3451938
>Her cheeks flush red as you kiss her forehead
O-Oi... You're lucky I'm tired.
>Lets her eyes drift shut as she leans against you, her breathing slowing to a steady rhythym
>>3452040
I couldn't help myself. So you know who I am too, right?
>>3452066
I'm sorry, what was that?
>He said before leaning in and kissing you on your cheek
You should really get some rest now, cutie. You had a long day and deserve it.
>>3452044
You mean breasts?
>Their chest begins to push out slowly.
Like these? This is a strange ability that we had acquired with arriving here.
>>3451937
My body you say? toward the cure?
>She coyly says as she grabs your hand and presses it against her chest, her breasts almost bursting out.
>>3452105
>Stabs more.
>>3452128
>The Kyubey is killed and another one appears once again in its place
How many more will you have to waste?
>>3452127
So you're just gonna lead me on like that without earning a new friend? On such a long and terrible day?
>>3452118
>He nods in silence as his hands are pressed to her breasts, squishing the large orbs together and beginning to knead them, watching how the large softness melded to his hands.
Yeah, these could cure anything...
>>3452157
>Continues stabbing.
>>3452127
Sour grapes, tsk. Just give him your e-mail, you're missing out!
>>3452099
>Her face goes a few shades darker at the contact
Mnn, fine...
>Mumbles to herself as she lays her head on your lap, letting out a huff once she's settled
>>3452181
BUT DO THEY KNOW WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?
>>3451968
...Gross. Why are you even here?
>>3451975
>Kokonoe pauses and looks at you, dumbfounded. She turns around and places a hand on her desk and holds her face. She can be heard stifling laughter. She attempts to speak through her giggles.
T-That's... unfortunate... Pffffffffftahahahaha!
>Her laughter escapes her lungs all at once. She doubles over her desk, holding her stomach, as she roars in laughter at the anon's unlucky demise.
>>3452009
Again?! Are you people deaf?! I've said it twice now!
>Kokonoe, growing visibly more irritated than she already perpetually is, sighs and places a hand on her hip.
It's a counseling room.
>>3452050
>Kokonoe removes the lollipop she had been sucking from her mouth and uses it to point at the anon.
By being smarter than you, that's how. But you've got a point about trying, I guess.
>>3452193
We will have to clean up all these carcasses you have created with such a waste.
>>3452105
C-can QB's just grow whatever body part they want?
>>3452208
Cause cinnamon's fuckin' tasty son
>>3452181
Maybe that's the design for everyone's mammeries, you're like a little baby in a way.
>She giggles softly, keeping your needy hand in her breast, slipping it in between her top.
>>3452222
We are of no gender but here seem to be able to change between sexes... It is most strange.
>>3452213
A counselling room?
>Slowly spins around in disbelief
Wait... What were we doing?
>>3451513
We need Rouge to show up more often.
>>3452205
Sweet dreams, Konata. I'll always love you, you know.
>He said with a faint smile on his face while continuing his petting.
>>3452234
I won't deny I'm like a child...
>He said, enjoying the warmth of his hand between her glands, moving his fingers before pressing a bit closer to her, his other hand resting on her wide up and lifting up her dress a little bit.
But you know that well, don't you?
>>3452213
Hey! it's not that funny, alright? It's not like I wanted to die in such a comical way.
>>3452213
Well, smarts can only get you so far. You need to work in order to succeed in everything. So, did you create this place?
>>3452279
>She smiles as she lets you lift her dress up, revealing her silk plump thighs and her cute underwear just a little.
How would I know you're like a child and even well hm?
>She moans lightly from your gasp.
you're still a little warmer then I thought.
>>3452240
D-does that mean I can re enact all of my online doujin and make love to a cute white haired futa?!
>>3452343
Yes.
>>3452343
Make love to a white haired futa? I'm unable to comprehend what you mean by that. Human emotions are strange indeed.
Good morning people.
>>3452368
It's 2AM
Where'd my anon friend go? ;-;
>>3452333
>His hand that had lifted her dress now ran along her outer thighs enjoying the plushness of her thigh while his other fanned out from between her breasts to gingerly knead one of her breasts, still barely kept within the confines of her bra.
Mmm... just consider it me saying I'm pretty easily read.
>>3452368
Wanna play five finger hide 'em?
>>3452361
>Pokes your cheek with my cock.
>>3452384
You should know..
>>3452378
2 in the morning is still morning.
>>3452378
Is it? The time was completely different before i arrived here. Strange.
>>3452386
Five finger.... What?
>>3452368
That's a cute trap
>>3452383
What do you mean by love? We may be able to form a contract if I am given an understanding of this strange human emotion.
>>3452384
(Check your email)
>Anon
>>3452397
Give me contact deets, dork.
>>3452402
>He giggles lightly
Thank you mister.
>>3452406
Oh... H-hi there.
>>3452401
>punches into a bucket of lube a few times until his arm drips with it
Yeah. I hide five of my fingers in your ass.
>>3452413
Check your email, baka
>>3452388
What are you doing with that human?
>>3452414
Hello Little boy.
>>3452251
>Kokonoe, even more frustrated, shouts.
What the hell?! Have you even listened to a word I've said?! How can someone have an attention span so short? Are you secretly a Kaka or something?
>>3452286
>Kokonoe pounds her fist on the desk twice, as she laughs her ass off. After her laughter dies down a bit, she turns back around to face the anon, wiping a tear from her eye.
Y-Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about that...
>Kokonoe giggles a bit after her sentence.
I mean, I guess there's no way you could have seen it... cumming.
>Kokonoe immediately bursts into uncontrollable laughter, spinning around and pounding her fist on the desk once more.
>>3452311
Well, yeah, I worked my ass off to get here, obviously. Yep. This is one of my labs, after all.
>>3452436
It's a form of greeting. You're suppose to grab it and lick the tip.
>>3452415
Lol
>>3452415
>His looks at him scared and shivers lightly
I-i d-don't really think t-thats a good idea...!
>>3452436
Who might you be?
>>3452406
Y-you know...
Rubbingourpussiestogetheruntilwebothcuminecstacy.
Y-yeah. That's what love is.
>>3452458
That is a strange and new custom. But I suppose if I am to learn it.
>They place their hand onto the shaft as their soft small and velvety tongue traces around the tip of the cock.
>>3452472
Me? I'm a Kyubey and you are?
>>3452474
Pussy? Why would you rub your two cats together that is a strange act for humans to o.
>>3452472
No it's fine. We start with just a finger or two, and build up from there. Final boss is the forearm. We can even take turns if you want.
>drip drip
>fist close
>schplirt
>>3452456
Lady, you seem really mad about something
>He stretches out his arms as he lets out a loud yawn
Could you maybe chill?
>>3452456
Well tell me, besides helping people out with your spare time. What else do you do here besides experiments and create machines?
>>3452433
>>3452407
Checked?
>Blake
>>3452384
(Didn't really expect it to go for a while but I will need to go soon)
Hmm~...? That just means you're honest right?
>The tender caressing her partner is giving her keeps a consistence moan as she huffs out a little, her breasts slowly droop over of her top as her bra is barely on. she unbuttons her top to reveal more of her skin.
>>3452499
Very good, make sure to move your hand back and forth as youth continue licking. This is very important to this kind of greeting.
>>3452456
Oh for the love of..
>He stares at the laughing neko with a annoyed expression on his face waiting for her to finish.
Are you ever going to give me that advice or are you just going to continue mocking me?
>>3452499
I-i'm Ruka Urushibara. What what brings you around here?
>>3452506
>He walks slowly towards the stranger still a little worried
O-okay... Just t-this once.... But please be gentle...
>>3452569
Alright. First, you'll need to bend over and put your ass in the air. Think like a cat stretching, but with the expectation of having an arm shoved up to your ass to the elbow.
>punches into the lube bucket a few times
Also, you'll have to be bare-assed.
>>3452548
Strange... But I will do so.
>Their hand begins to slowly slide along the shaft with a gentle and elegant touch. The tongue lapping around the cock's tip picks up slightly in its pace as the creature's face remain bare.
>>3452569
We seek to form contracts with people we are able to find around here.
>>3452528
(Go whenever you need, I don't mind. Appreciate the booster shot of tits regardless)
I'm very, very honest..
>He replies, his breath hot against her neck the breast he played with finally couldn't help itself, flopping with a sound of flesh against flesh as it fell out of her bra and more fully in to his hand, his other busying itself still with her squishy thigh.
>>3452600
>He bends his back forward and lifts up his robe to expose his small butt to him and pulls down the undergarments
I-i would be happy if you could stop if it hurts too much.... Will you agree to that?
>>3452601
Contracts? For what exactly?
>>3452647
Yeah sure. Can't ruin this cute butt for the other faggots.
[Overlay: level one]
>he smears some lube along Ruka's ass crack until it drips down along the trap's package
>he eases two fingers in once it's all lubed up
Level one. Cleared?
>>3452674
I appreciate that
>>3452514
>*snap*
"Chill?"
>Kokonoe walks up to him and jabs her finger into his chest as she angrily rants.
How about maybe YOU chill?! This is MY lab! You can't leave until I say so, so I'm gonna give you your goddamn advice so I can get your smarmy ass out of my lab ASAP!
>>3452515
Well, that's all I really do actually. I'm a busy lady, kid.
>>3452562
>Kokonoe looks over her shoulder, letting out a few more laughs and wiping another tear from her eye.
Ah? O-Oh yeah, right, the advice...
>She turns around, still trying to restrain her smile, and rests a hand on the desk behind her.
Uhh, well, I'm not really sure what else I can tell ya besides "Watch where you step."
>She lets out a little snicker before moving her free hand up to take the blue lollipop from her mouth.
Maybe don't be so hasty once you're done screwing? Wear socks? It's kinda hard to give you anymore than that. I mean... you slipped on spunk, dude.
Goodnight ERP
Love you guys
>>3452647
A contract to become a magical girl. Those who accept it receive one wish to use.
>>3452674
>He feel the fingers pushes through his hole and groans. A small aching courses through him
Hnng.... Y-yes.
>>3452712
>His eyes flashes up
C-can you make me a girl!? T-thats what i've always dreamed of!
>>3452696
Okay, but could you take a few steps back?
>He tries to back away from the very upset woman
Maybe you should take a break or something?
>He suggests as he rubs his tired eyes
>>3452696
It wasn't even mine! I think someone purposely forgot to clean up after they were done fucking in hopes that some unlucky bloke, like myself, would slip.
>>3452741
Well that is quite a simple wish to have granted but upon arriving her my form of making contracts has been lost and therefore I need to find out a substituted method.
>>3452741
Good. Let's proceed to:
[Overlay: level two]
>his fingers hook in a little as he starts to pump in a loose fingerfuck, it's like he's teaching for his keys but sexier
>he slips in a third as the lube makes loud slurping sounds and splatters around
Level two. Cleared?
