Zootopia Thread: something something be the fox edition
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>>3439017
.....
Dawwwblins!
F O X . X O F
http://www.strawpoll.me/10476087/r
something something be the bun
What the fuck happened to the last thread?
Well, that was abrupt. Highlights from the last moments of the last thread:
>>3438975
If Remmy and Femmy got in a fight, do you think they'd sabotage each other with the neighbors?
>"Remmy, I'm going out. Quit being a little bitch while I'm gone, would you?"
>"Sure thing, sis. Oh - by the way, I told Ozzy I'd suck his dick next time I saw him. So if you see him, you'll have to do it. So you don't blow our cover. But he's probably not gonna be down there this time of night, right?"
>"I'll just play it off like a joke, then."
>"Ha! No, that wouldn't work. I REALLY sold it. Trust me."
>>3439016
Remmy comes up later with a mouth covered in spunk
>HOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY DID IT YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>YEAH AND HAVE FUN DOING WHAT I TOLD HIM WE'RE GOING TO DO NEXT TIME
>wait what
>HOPE YOU CAN HIDE YOUR WOOL WOMB WHEN HE'S PLUNDERING THE HOLE NEXT DOOR
beep boop
God, the last thread just fucking died.
>>3439027
Hey, it's CaveStoryanon, how are you doing?
I want to BE the bunny!
>>3439046
It was slow and it reached the bump limit, so it slipped away to page 11 and died.
>ywn see scurffy Nick and former hardboiled cop Judy leaving fascist Zootropolis as exiles in their old muscle car with "Resistance" by Muse playing on full blast.
So how have things been today, /ztp/?
>>3439050
Someone mixed up Remmy and Femmy in the second part.
Just like all the preds would.
who finnick here?
>>3439051
>>3439049
It hit page 11 and then fell off the board.
>>3439070
Gud, I wish I were a gay. They seem to have fun.
>>3439091
I'm fine, really.
>>3439091
>So how have things been today, /ztp/?
>>3439099
>wait, wool womb? Aren't you the girl?
>Uh... shit, I am. This is getting confusing.
>>3439128
Remmy and Femmy start to confuse themselves
It's fucking Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead all over again
>>3439133
>Wait, did weaver post more Remmy?
Kinda...
>>3439051
>>3439104
>>3439133
I think Weaver's just been staring in aroused horror as the thread twisted Remmy into a reverse trap and then into a pair of twins both pretending to be the same sheep sharing a bed.
>>3439101
https://xboxdesignlab.xbox.com/en-US/
Make Zootopia Xbox controllers
>>3439148
WHOA MAMA
>>3439133
Remmy became a girl, then his own twin.
>Moving towards the platform that was in front of Gideon it was slightly higher than the floor. Two bunnies were on hands and knees as they pressed their sides together. Travis made good use off them as he sat down on their lower backs. He let his legs hang between the legs off the bunnies rubbing their balls with the slightest movement.
>As he leaned back two bunnies moved behind him to act as the back off a throne. Said bunnies gasped as they got a blowjob from the kneeling bunnies. Travis enjoyed the feeling of power all he needed was a snack for the coming show.
>>3439091
I worked all morning. Was blamed for lost equipment I didn't lose. Missed all the fun Remmy greentexting. Hoping to get comfy soon.
>Want to greentext about slut sheep doing totally no incest in the middle of the night while sleeping in the same be
>Too busy playing gayums
Fuck
>>3439091
>>3439133
Remmy is now secretly femmy.
>>3439178
>MY OWN CLONE
>campus is doing a showing of memetopia
>reluctant to go because it's likely going to be a magnet for spergish furfags who are desperate to reveal their power level
>>3439161
>Remmy, why did I wake up to find your boner pressed into me all night?
>What haha I can expla-
>...You left it in all night?
> ...Haha look I can explain-
>>3439075
source?
>>3439017
pic sauce?
>>3439184
WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE DON'T SIGN STUFF THE POST.
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW.
WHY IT IS SO DIFFICULT TO SIGN WHAT YOU POST.
I AM NOT ASKING FOR YOUR FUCKING SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER YOU CUNT OR YOUR SHITTY EMAIL PASSWORD
SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT SIGN IT
>>3439133
>Wait, did weaver post more Remmy?
The entire last thread was basically "what if Remmy is secretly a woman and has to hide that in addition to everything else?"
>Man, how does Remmy have so much luck with girls. Every time I see him he practically reeks of sheep pussy
>>3439091
Getting over the fact that I confessed to a friend and that my coworker broke her arm.
So /trash/ are your beach body ready?
(Reposting because I'm a shill)
Hey guys!
It's Clunkbot here. I just wanted to thank you guys (and the /co/ thread too, but I'd get b& for talking about fanfiction there) for helping to make Intake as popular as it is.
I just got published on Zootopia News Network, link here.
http://www.zootopianewsnetwork.com/2016/06/story-intake_13.html
Some kind comments from the publisher:
>I can honestly say I've never encountered a story like this. It takes something that would normally be bland (a doctor's notes on a therapy session) and turns it into a compelling look into the mind of Nicholas Wilde in a Zootopia where shock collars only recently came off. Highly recommend this one.
Thank you guys. Thanks Zoot for the cover sketch. Thanks everyone!
>>3439210
>Now neither of us will be gay!
>>3439091
Bad
>>3439205
>it feels remarkably like an anus
false, this man is a liar
>>3439243
>reeks of sheep pussy
I want Bellwether or nigger sheep to seat that sweaty wool muff on my dick
>>3439161
Shit's limited as fuck. Why limit the colors of the thumbsticks? Why limit what you can do with ABXY/Start-Menu buttons?
E3 fucking sucks ass this year
>>3439178
>Pinned down female Remmy watching in horror as the big pred digs through the wool around her hips trying to find her "dick"
>Can feel his knuckles graze her lips as they brush by in their angry search
Oh muttonchops.
>>3439197
>Remmy
>Remmy
...
>REMMY
>Argh, fuck, what?
>get your fucking dick untangled from my fucking ass wool you fucking perv
>the fuck? ah, man, not again
>why the fuck aren't you wearing boxers
>I hate wearing underwear to bed
>so do I, but you lost the coin toss, so you don't get to go commando
>fuckin... goddamn do you even comb your fucking ass wool
>why the fuck would I bother it's not like either of us are getting any action- wait, stop pushing it further in
>it has to go further in to get some slack to untie this fucking wool
>no, stop, or you'll- EEEP
>...
>...
>is that your-
>JUST GET SOME FUCKING SCISSORS
>WHERE WOULD I GET SCISSORS, I DON'T KEEP ANY ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE, SHOULD I DRAG YOU OVER TO THE KITCHEN WITH MY DICK
>oh god just untie yourself already
>I'm trying I just have to- oh-
>YOU DID NOT JUST
>I kinda did
>YOU SON OF A BITCH, REMMY
>WE HAVE THE SAME PARENTS YOU IDIOT
>>3439243
>"I would totally do Remmy. No preyo."
>"Shut up Ozzy."
>>3439248
Yeah, I'm getting ottermode my man. It feels good to have visible abs.
>>3439284
This better make it into a cap.
>>3439184
sounds like a living bunny throne
>>3439253
>Bad
Why bad?
>>3439091
I had to deal with niggers all day, so.
>>3439274
>Male Remmy crawls out from under the bed and try's to make it out unseen but knocks over the tv dinner tray.
>One of the preds turns. "What the?! I'm seeing double here! Four Remmys!"
>>3439329
wew lad 10/10 post m8 hahaha :^)
>>3439257
You're calling me a liar, you son of a bitch?
>>3439327
It's just bad right now chef. I'm in a very bad place mentally.
>>3439161
I don't think I got it quite right.
>>3439248
holy shit that's hot as fuck
>>3439337
>"What the?! I'm seeing double here! Four Remmys!"
I don't think there will ever be a point in time where I don't view that as the greatest joke The Simpsons ever did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc7S2EyMGk
>>3439368
Thanks doc
>>3439046
this is definitely cropped, i'm gonna need the rest of that pic anon
>>3439358
Yeah. I disagree with the statement you made in your review and doubt it's veracity and I want to file a complaint.
Complaint: fuk u
>>3439396
It's heresy
>>3439396
Nah, it's that one pic with judy drunk with a weird ass seducing a human.
>>3439383
I'm a sucker for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krbl911ZPBA
>>3439402
Well I'm going to have to disagree with your disagreement. I stand by what I said.
>>3439407
then post the non-heresy one, aren't there like four different edits, man?
>>3439396
>>3439407
There's also this edit which is less heretical.
>>3439407
what else is heresy
>>3439327
Chef, I looked at a sheep today, and I thought, "I kinda want to stick my penis in that."
What's wrong with me?
>>3439407
This is a nice scene but it's ruined by a lack of restraint on her tits and ass. Does she really need a ridiculous balloon ass? It's not even close to the model.
>>3439284
>...well are you even trying to untangle the wool
>I mean like you said neither of us is getting any action
>OH MY GOD, REMMY
>LOOK YOU CROSSED THIS BORDER WHEN YOU STOPPED HIDING YOUR FUCKING DILDO
>YOU LEFT YOUR FLESHLIGHT HANGING IN THE SHOWER
>THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT
>YOU'RE HAVING A LOT OF THOSE RECENTLY YOU PERVERT
>WHO'S THE PERV, I SLIPPED RIGHT INTO YOU, YOU'RE SOAKED
>OH MY GOD I WAS ASLEEP, I WAS DREAMING, IT HAPPENS
>well this could happen too
>...
>you aren't saying no
>just... just shut up and do it
Anything come of those Anon in Zootopia posts last night? Any fics?
>>3439444
your mother.
>>3439444
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>3439368
I think my Carrot Pen themed scheme worked out okay.
>>3439447
>not wanting to fuck actual animals
>>3439444
delet
>>3439452
God I hope not.
>>3439447
Are you Nipples?
>>3439444
>>3439478
F
>>3439477
Why not? Hardly any lewd, just Anon being interviewed on a Zootopian talkshow would make a pretty amusing fic.
>>3439452
Proof that late night threads are shitty
Anyone have the continuation of this comic?
>>3439500
No one wants to write your lame self-insert fantasy
>>3439444
>>3439433
>Edit adds nick and removes pants.
Well done.
>>3439460
taurians, they're fucked up
>>3439502
http://disclaimish.com/manor/page-0136-no-rest-for-the-wicked/
But please dont post it here
>>3439450
No! Must... Not... Writefag this...
>>3439450
Yes
YES
>>3439500
Actually, the night threads are not only more active then the day threads, but they're (usually) more comfy and generally produce more content.
>>3439549
There's fun and then there's autism
>>3439549
It's not fun if it resembles /mlp/ in any way you faggot.
>>3439558
(Guy that posted request) Silly question, but does Judy live?
>>3439450
>Neighbors start banging on the walls. "Keep it down in there fluff butts!"
>>3439578
So what are the point of these threads? To sit around and talk about a movie we've all seen many times or for creating new content to enjoy?
>>3439558
>But please dont post it here
you will have an opportunity to post "I don't know what I expected" picture later.
>>3439578
These threads have always been autism. You're in denial if you think otherwise.
>>3439587
Sorry people are having fun with things that trigger you, anon.
>>3439578
Autism are the current human in zootopia fics written by teenagers who make their OC edgy as fuck. Anon in Zootopia would actually be interesting and funny.
>>3439038
Judy races home for fox cock.
>>3439654
>no, it's "Nick has had enough of your shitposting and is committing murder suicide"
just make it yourself
>>3439606
We can talk about the quality of said content, too!
Human in Zootopia? Shit!
What does Anon in Zootopia add, apart from ease of self-inserting for the terminally unimaginative?
Man, I was really hoping that the threads would go back to being comfy rather than bitching and moaning about "I DON'T LIKE THIS IDEA AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU REEEEE!" when I woke up today.
I guess I expect too much of this place.
>>3439741
Thanks for your unsolicited opinion.
>>3439741
Can you really expect anything else?
>>3439741
Comfy does not come naturally. It requires vigilance against terrible ideas that would drag the thread into uncomfortable places.
I want to use Judy's butt as a pillow.
>>3439345
>caret nose smiley
>>3439761
Should be a followup pic of Nick wearing said panties...
You can't just show up in the thread and expect comfy. You need to attain inner comfy.
>Comfy starts with me
>Comfy starts with you
>Everybody is responsible for comfy, comfy is a shared responsibility
ah well, if only you could refocus from lewds
>>3439101
>Finnick ordering a coffee at snarlbucks.
>"A black coffee for the cute little-"
>"Don't call me cute!" said Finnick and another voice.
>Turns his head to see, it's Judy.
>Share a laugh together, and talk about how they dealt with being called cute.
>Share a laugh.
>"Think I can escort a little bunny like you home?"
>"Please, I'll be the one escorting you!"
Post more remmy/femmy being lewd greentext.
Bonus points if it's with each other.
>>3439741
It's June. All the schoolfags are starting to get the extra time to be able to come here and bitch at earlier hours.
Best to just let them keep screaming at a brick wall, while we just do our own shit.
>>3439805
why
>>3439805
D E L E T E
E
L
E
T
E
>>3439805
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>3439805
yes
>>3439805
>"Mr Anon we understand that you were arrested when you arrived in our city, correct?"
>"That is correct"
>"For stomping around little rodentia while making a skreeonk kinda sound?"
>".............I'm not apologizing."
>>3439827
Is that Chumpy?
>>3439805
hey, /co/ is dumping drawing tutorials if anyone cares
>>3439841
In the pic, yes.
>>3439841
no it's rose
>>3439841
It actually is
>>3439450
>just... just shut up and do it
Nah, it's got to be a constant state of awkward incestuous sexual tension between them. You cross that line you lose all the buildup.
>>3439838
I'm okay with this idea as long as Anon doesn't start getting laid every fucking paragraph. Infact, he should get shot down Johnny Bravo style everytime he flirts.
>>3439887
>>3439892
This one doesn't look very good
>PC conference over
>Absolutely no sign of Valve or Gaben
>No word on Half Life 3
I'm not really surprised, or even just disappointed.
I'm just tired.
>>3439903
>"This is the ZPD! stop petting the rabbit and tell us who you are or we'll have to bring you in!"
>"I am lord Anon! Snatcher of panties and Slayer of ladies privates!"
>>3439789
Comfy isnt a religion. Just post lewds and quit being a forum celeb.
>>3439896
>Aah, fuck... I didn't know you were so good at this-
>Well, ah (Hff), I kind of-
>Kind of...?
>Well, I know where- Nnhf- The best spots are in us-
>...Oh my god, have you been using my dildos?!
>LOOK I CLEANED THEM AFTER IT WAS FINE
Sorry anon, i screwed up. i obviously forgot something to apeal more to the audience.
>>3439977
yes
>>3439977
Thank you! Much nicer now.
Color anon here with a reminder that you're all faggots
>>3439963
but I can't be a celeb because I'm just anon who wants this threads to be a bit more than furry porn central
>>3439977
>teeny weenie
weaver, I know you can draw a taur dick
>>3439977
>>3440006
That's not weaver drawing tho.
>>3440006
>>3439977
...This heresy is now acceptable.
>>3440000
Awww, you're a cool faggot too mr colorguy.
>>3440006
i think its gud, breh
>>3439896
Based on the 'haha you have to suck a dick' from >>3439050 I'm imagining them as constantly fighting first, even over awkward. Maybe I've just had enough of the tender and loving awkward incest, my last fandom was Gravity Falls. But if other people want to imagine them another way that's perfectly okay with me.
>bzzzz
>what the- JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN
>shut up, Remmy. I have needs.
>CAN'T YOU DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
>where, the bathroom? I'm not taking my laptop into the bathroom, Remmy. That's not sanitary.
>AND YOU BUZZING ONE OUT ON THE COUCH IS?
>Like you can talk, mister Pred-Or-Alive Beach Volleyball Collectors Edition. Now shut up, you're killing the mood.
>WHAT MOOD? Let me see that- HOLY SHIT
>Prude
>WHY ARE YOU WATCHING A HYENA CORNHOLE A SHEEP
>why should I be the only one in this family not jacking it to the thought of Ozzy giving you one?
>...
>...
>I hate you so much
>I hate you more
>sooo... wanna...
>GOD, yes
>>3440000
don't call me a faggot, you double faggot, even quads don't make your argument valid.
>>3440000
pls no
if you color that comic i have to read it again
too sad
>>3440000
color other thing please :,(
>>3439558
It's becoming cringy. And not in the "oh shit it's getting dark" but in an autistic kind of way.
>>3440003
Dunno if youre who Im thinking of, but in any case stop trying to turn these threads into something they arent
>>3440038
I approve and wish for more.
>>3439678
>>3440053
maybe this one?
>REMMY!
>WHAT!
>I TOLD YOU TO STOP JERKING OFF IN BED
>SHUT UP, I'M RIGHT HERE. Why the fuck not?
>Because I have to sleep here too, and I don't want your fucking cum-stains in my face!
>Oh, but your cunt-juice is fine? It's not like you don't huff it when you masturbate-
>W-well, it's not like YOU don't-
>...
>...
>We'll never speak of this again.
>Deal.
>>3440088
do you have number 1 and 3? I'm missing them actually
>>3440088
That comic is meh. I really liked the first one, but after that, it kind of went downhill.
You are all a bunch of cunts
>>3440053
I'm totally fine with this
thanks! color anon
>>3440115
It's funny because committing physical violence on someone who has done nothing wrong is a perfectly valid way to react to being embarrassed!
>>3440066
Yes, okay, I'm Rich Moore.You got me, what now?
>>3440122
Is it because we said we don't like the direction a comic is going. Don't post stuff here if you don't want our constructive criticism. Bernielover learned that the hard way and got so butthurt she stopped drawing.
>Femmy!
>What!
>My porn's missing, again! Can't you- Oh god.
>I-I'm using it!
>I CAN SEE THAT.
>You can't give me shit for this! YOU jerk off to this!
>Well, I need to use it, so-
>Well, unless you wanna share-
>...Do you-
>- Yes.
>>3440159
Yeah, you pretty much just hit the nail on the head there
>>3440110
here you have senpai
>>3439977
Forgot one important detaile
>>3440105
For some reason I love the idea of them getting off next to one another and just finishing under the sheets, before drifting off to sleep (probably spooning)
Might cause issues if Remmy's really messy though, causing Femmy to wake up with cum stains on the inside of her thighs.
>>3440172
And I needed that comic to finish, too. Fuck.
>>3439113
Until you get shot.
>threads were bitchy and salty last night
>threads are bitchy and salty today
Why
>>3440184
*cums*
>>3440196
>>3440184
Nope, now we're back to maximum heresy.
But this won't distract us from Remmie.
>>3440204
Why focus on the bitchiness and salt instead of the rest of the posts in the thread? The bad posts are at most 10% of the thread.
>>3440172
She did?
>>3439495
I'm so confused wtf is this.
What other animals like blueberries?
>>3440204
The thread was pretty alright last night.
I don't recall anything super salty last night anyways.
Why Nick's eyes are so huge!?
>>3440228
It's the last stream Nipples (the old streamanon) did, he streamed Zootopia BR. Also, he fucks sheeps.
>>3440233
Judy was a faggot too, she fucked the hermhyena sert.
>>3440234
Gideon's just look small on his fat face.
>>3440221
She went silent everywhere after we made and uploaded the critique comic.
>>3440234
He's more relevant to the story. Compare Judy to her family, for instance
>>3440251
still huge
>>3440233
Finnick was straight surprisingly.
Like it should be.
>Hey, have you seen my WHAT THE HELL.
>Y-you weren't using it!
>You can't even use that properly! That's MY fleshlight!
>I'm just using the handle!
>>3440234
sos u cen git lost n tehm
>>3440266
you're right
>>3440282
>Here, let me show you how to use it!
>Hey, fuck, wait, let me take it out fi-ah!
>>3439715
I think it's fun to see characters that are incredibly fish out of water, to the extent that the characters around them don't even know anything about them. That being said, I think there's plenty of material in zootopia that there's no real need to include humans, you can get the same kind of feeling from something like weaver's sheep boy comic.
>>3440175
anon color
do you know who draw the original image?
>>3440315
No clue, anon
>>3440282
Watching people take off with Weaver's things before Weaver even draws them is always interesting.
>>3440006
Not Weaver but obviously this was missing.
>>3440184
Thank you anon, a vast improvement uppon my masterpiece.
>>3440315
a guy named Shout
>>3439376
You're right. I wanted to avoid this. Sorry.
>>3440320
The part you actually fuck does, but they often have some sort of rigid casing that only opens at one end.
>>3440038
No, I like them fighting over it a lot. I'm just saying they should never actually give in because the whole fun is the leadup, once they actually fuck the tension's gone.
>>3440344
Infinitely-postponed will-they-won't-they is just frustrating, though.
>>3439031
Weaver giff new dorfort content
>>3440315
Shout, I don't think he really has a gallery anywhere. All of his art is kind of just posted around by people who like it.
He used to have a tumblr but he got too lazy to actually update it ever. Such is my love hate relationship with shout.
>>3440308
>See, you're supposed to use it from THIS end, you've gotta fuck into this side-
>Aaugh~ No, fffuck, cut it out- You're fucking it into me! Stop thrusting into me with it, y-you asshole!
>>3440344
>>3440364
That said you can preserve the tension just by having them swear never to mention or repeat it again. It allows for a bunch of riffs on the same idea without having them be parallel and mutually exclusive stories, too.
It makes it a little bit ridiculous but we've already pretty much crossed that line anyway.
>>3440340
She'd have taken it out of that, obviously
>>3440389
>Don't ffffucking finish inside it, dumbass
>Why not, it's just like a big condom, right? Ah, fuck
>You stupid prick there's a hole to clean it!
>Oh. Shit. You're on the pill, right?
>>3439475
Anyone know artist? I must have higher res of this...
>>3440372
Here. have another Shout drawing
>>3440429
>THIS IS YOUR FUCKING TOY, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
>...
>...Wait. Remmy, you... You clean this thing, right?
>...
>RIGHT?!
>>3440429
>>Why not, it's just like a big condom, right? Ah, fuck
>>You stupid prick there's a hole to clean it!
What, no. It's like a flashlight as in the "handle" is a closed tube, but the light part is where the hole is
>>3440264
I never saw that, do you happen to have it?
>>3440474
If you take the soft squishy fuckable part out there's a hole on the other end. That's the part Femmy was fucking herself with.
is typesetter anon here?
look I have a translated comic ready for you:
Panel1
I'm sick of hearing people calling me cute all the time!
Panel2
N: Is that right? Well, maybe I can help you out.
J: Really? How?
Panel 3
N: You are... Not cute
Panel 4
J: ...Thanks?
N: No problem.
Cute...
So BL is dead?
Should we write her a letter, one word at a time?
>>3440444
omg that's great (the artstyle..)
I would like to see more of his art
>>3440325
>>3440510
Yes, let's start.
Dear
>>3440480
On this FA account, you need to log in to see all of it
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mememachine2/
>>3440524
He also did the one with Judy sneezing on Nick and calling him a jerk. That's the only other one I can think of.
all the rest of his art are colorful equines
>>3440497
translation could be wrong tho
I found it on e621
>>3440548
Bitch
>>3440561
Nigger
>>3440184
Not a smiley penis? I am saddened...
>>3440561
Why
>>3440561
>>3440571
That was fast.
