RWBY/RT Trash General #120: RIP AND TEAR Edition
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Best girl
what if ruby sent you a link to her favorite website shadbase.com
Reminder that people who would marry a faunus are okay.
>>3426826
I'd call her a degenerate
>>3426826
I'd send her a link to my favorite website exhentai.org
>>3426826
I would ask her which she likes more
Vault meat or Helen Parr
Top heavy?
>>3426930
Top heavy.
>>3426818
From a fellow Weissfag, I hope you know where that picture's from
I want to insert my penis inside Weiss's neat little vagina while she's asleep and pee inside of her.
>>3426930
Yes
>>3426984
Not him but what's it from?
When will Yang get redemption
>>3426972
Best heavy.
>>3427029
A doujin (Independent Japanese comic) where Weiss gets raped by WF and by a Grimm.
Good fap material
>>3426986
I wanna dry hump Weiss at night and cum all over her nightgown
What happened to the Japanese dub? It can't be found anywhere
>>3427053
Volume 5 probably
>>3427124
I want to snap her scrawny little legs with my hands and place them in the dumpster.
Would you sleep with a real girl like Penny?
>>3427218
>Sleeping with a child
I would never
>>3427239
but what if she had a bad dream?
>>3426990
This shouldn't exist, it's to top heavy.
>>3427263
In a platonic way? Obviously. She's cute as fuck.
>>3427305
what if she wants your fat boner anon
>>3427218
Penny would never sleep with you.
>>3427439
If were to own one of those pillows, it would shatter in the next 24 hours after owning it
Arkos is the best ship!
Pyrrha will return and it will be glorious!
Impregnate Nora!
>>3427363
Penny isn't allowed to use my boner, she has plenty of her own blades.
>>3427548
I'll just settle for Blake then
>>3427363
>what if she wants your fat boner
>>3427606
>impregnate
>shoots all over her face
>>3427589
The more I look at Arkos, the more I realize it's just PyrrhaxLoserwhoselfinsertsintoJaune.
>>3427589
Arkos is the self insert ship.
All the stuff written about it is stuff where Pyrrha gets what she wants and a vaguely reader like figure gets Pyrrha.
>>3427589
>Arkos is the best ship!
Arkos would crash and burn within five years when Pyrrha realizes that Jaune would rather be out in the field instead of retiring quietly to have children.
Why is there barely anything on Penny? No Penny fics, no lewds, no Nuts n' Dolts lewds, no Nuts n' Dolts fics...
Every time I see a lewd Penny fic, she's always extremely OOC too.
Anyone got anything?
>>3426984
I do, still great art though
>>3428045
Yeah, great art, I hope he does the other girls too.
But he probably won't since he knows it's just going to get copy-scanned and he'll lose profits
>>3428108
So he should just quit?
>>3428144
I don't know, but I'm praying for more fap material, a Winter would be neat
>>3427589
I want Pyrrha to return and Arkos to happen for a brief time until Jaune and Pyrrha realize that they're just too different for it to work out and agree to be friends instead, resulting in Jaune ending up with some equally adventurous huntress lady and Pyrrha settling down with a nice farm boy who actually likes being on the farm, with Jaune and Pyrrha remaining life-long friends!
>>3428348
so you want lancaster to happen
don't worry anon, I want that too
>>3428348
>I want Pyrrha to return
I honestly just want Pyrrha to stay dead.
>>3428590
Probably not going to happen.
Remember what this show is.
>>3428550
>Lancaster
Please no..
>>3428622
>Probably not going to happen.
>Remember what this show is.
And I still hope Pyrrha stays dead.
She was just sad to look at.
>>3428663
>She was just sad to look at
I find her design extremely pleasing to look at.
The gold armor, Crimson red hair, emerald green eyes. Its looks REALLY good.
>>3428695
>I find her design extremely pleasing to look at.
And that was pretty much the only thing of value there.
You could say it was because she was entirely revolving around Jaune and a good writer could fix that, but a good writer would probably focus on the fact that she was just kind of pathetic and weak willed in general.
Wait, when was RWBY banished from /co/?
>>3428849
>>3428629
The two autists are probably going to end up.
Weiss clearly has a type and wants neither of them.
>>3428849
The writefags got pissed and started writing deaththreats to neo-moot.
>>3428875
It's nice they execute generals with dignity now
>>3428849
>>3428950
>>3428758
It is truly astounding that in six months Pyrrha couldn't get the guy that literally anyone could have gotten.
>RUBE TIER
rube
>GOD TIER
Yang
Weiss
Penny
>Great tier
Velvet
Coco
>Good tier
Nora
Blake
>Average tier
May
Neo
>Bad tier
Meme cat
Glynda
Phyrrha
>Cinder tier
Cinder
prove me wrong
>>3428962
You're missing Winter, who would be Great Tier
Fight me
>>3428962
>Glynda in Bad tier and not Cougar tier.
>Pyrrha in Bad tier and not Good or Average tier.
>Blake anywhere but "Shit until she redeems herself" tier.
>Neon not at least Good tier.
>Winter and Emerald not even on the list.
It's like you WANT people to think you're a faggot.
Little something for you, /RWBYg/
Go nuts
>>3428959
Well Pyrrha was a fuck up. That's important to remember. Probably got her ideas of romance from badly written novels.
>>3428962
Bad taste.
>>3427801
Why exactly would that be a problem for her? She thought it was her destiny to be a huntress and help people, Jaune wants to be a hero and help people, their interests line up perfectly in that regard.
>>3428962
>Neon not being god tier.
>Neon being that low.
DELETE THIS!
>>3429074
>Glynda
>Wanting to fuck a dusty cobweb, when Yanng is miles better
>Not hating Pyrrha and that fucking voice of her, her design isn't even that good
>Not wanting to fuck the cat
>yet wanting to fuck the meme cat
>>3429211
And she didn't like the fact that it was her destiny.
She hated it
>>3428962
Where's Reese
>>3429171
Is there a single girl wouldn't be able to get Jaune?
Like if for some bizarre reason, let's say head trauma, another girl liked Jaune. Who could possibly fuck up to the degree Pyrrha did.
>>3429304
>Wanting to Cheeki Breeki her Slav booty
>Goes to Slav tier
>>3429304
who cares
>>3429245
>Glynda
>Wanting to fuck a dusty cobweb, when Yanng is miles better
Well I guess you have a point.
Glynda would probably keep you at arms length. Yang won't.
>>3429325
>Who could possibly fuck up to the degree Pyrrha did.
Honestly?
Ruby.
>>3429399
>Ruby
>Summer's daughter fucking up the lock down.
>>3429433
Ruby's primary female role model is Yang. She didn't really know her mother at all, and thus had no time to emulate her mother's personality.
>>3429299
No, she hated the idea that the best way to fulfill her destiny, her CHOSEN PATH, might leave her not herself.
>>3429399
>Ruby
Honestly she probably would do the best.
It would be hard to watch and she'd stumble and say stupid shit but she'd probably speak up for herself and get her intrest out there.
>>3429478
Yang would probably just tell her to go for it.
>>3429325
>Like if for some bizarre reason, let's say head trauma, another girl liked Jaune. Who could possibly fuck up to the degree Pyrrha did.
Yang.
Not because of anything she did. Jaune just keeps assuming she's joking.
>Best tier
White rose
Lancaster
Nuts and Dolts
>okay tier
Bumblebee
White knight
>Shit tier
Iceberg
Arkos
fite me
>>3429722
>Nuts and Dolts best tier
You're okay.
>>3429741
anything with Ruby is automatically great
why is she so lovable and cute?
>>3429722
White Knight is better than Lancaster.
>>3429722
Switch White Knight and Lancaster and you've got a great list.
>>3429645
>Jaune thinks Yang is trying to play a cruel joke on him
Wouldn't work. Yang is too nice to Jaune.
>>3429722
Switch Lancaster with Arkos, drop White Rose to Okay, and add Stuffed Rabbit to Best and you might have something here.
>>3429912
>Arkos being better than Lancaster.
>>3429912
>Stuffed Rabbit
>>3427268
What does Neon have against big boobs?
>>3429422
>>3429430
>>3429445
>>3429453
Now as a widescreen wallpaper
>>3430029
She's flat as a board.
What you are listening to right now or the last thing you listened to is now the theme you an your waifu are involved in.
Well me an Neon Katt are pretty much fucked by the EU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E8pM5JgXk0
At least Ciel dress modestly.
Neo is an attention whore.
>>3430078
>Yang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5BiTDw9zac
Well shit. pls no bully
Fuck Marry Kill
Neon May Velvet
>>3430226
Kill Neon
Fuck May
Marry Velvet
Anything else is wrong
>>3430168
>At least Ciel dress modestly
>all that skin showing
She's a slut and a degenerate
>>3430226
Kill Velvet
Fuck Neon
Marry May
>>3430257
>Literally some bits of her thighs
Better than half the female cast tbqh.
And Ciel a saint, don't talk shit about her.
>>3430226
Fuck Marry Kill Befriend
Ruby Weiss Blake Yang
>>3430369
Marry Yang, fuck Weiss, kill Blake, befriend the rubes.
>>3430369
Fuck Yang
Marry Ruby
Kill Blake
Befriend Weiss
>>3430178
Yang is gonna rek U m80, all you can do now is make peace with your god or gods.
Why do you people like this show?
>>3431360
waifus and kewl action
>>3431360
Interesting in the world, characters, powers, weapons, and how things are gonna turn out. Also Yang, really big reason why.
>>3431360
Generally, we don't. We watch it because it has potential to someday become something we'll like.
>>3431360
waifus and the smut that spawns from it.
>>3431360
>>3431512
What he said
>>3431895
BEST
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSTTT
what if weiss was forced to make a decision between being your devoted wife and casting herself into a volcano and she chose the volcano like how would you even feel
>>3432036
Unsurprised
>>3432036
>>3431512
Pretty much, yeah.
Plus characters are nice and lately story started going somewhere.
But mostly waifus/husbandos and porn.
>>3432390
I want Pyrrha to fuck every man in the show except Jaune.
I want Jaune to fuck every woman in the show except Pyrrha.
What is he laughing at not-so /RWBYg/?
>>3427067
>Enter RWBY's dorm
>Yang is just about to take off her top
>She freezes as she sees you
>She smiles and continues
>>3429325
Nora.
Like, I could see her getting amnesia, fallling for Jaune, and being a huge beta about it.
This will ironically let her get with Ren though.
Like seriously, team JNPR is basically the most passive beta team in the show.
>>3433060
As to be expected of the Blue Team.
Thoughts on my new tattoo?
>>3433449
That's not you.
That being said, the symbols are neat enough to stand alone as tattoos. Knuckle letters are just ridiculous.
>>3433449
This is cringeworthy
>>3433487
What about this then?
reminder canned spider fate is still undecided.
>RWBY and JNPR (With a resurrected Pyrrha) as well as Penny and a redeemed Merc have joined forces to stop the real final boss of the series. It's not Salem, it's revealed that she was just a pawn/victim of manipulation.
>This is the music that plays.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
Describe the final boss.
>>3433634
>>3433634
It is time its self
Time that prevents the timely delivery of good
>The Rube corps are on the edge of defeat until one more shows up
>This man that will keep the trains running on time
>Time gloates about his victory
>"But you are wrong"
TFW I cant find my picture of RWBY Hatt
>>3433501
I think I've seen fan art of Ruby having that tattoo actually.
>le rare Neon
So Neon calls Yang "Top Heavy," what makes someone "Bottom Heavy?"
WORDS THAT KILL
>>3434220
Big ass, thighs, legs
>>3434221
WOULD YOU SPEEAAAAAAK THEM TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
doot doot
>>3434393
I'm awake I'm awake!!...I have arkos!...i'm running!
>Microsoft conference starts
>Room goes dark
>Lights come on
>Burnie is on stage
>Talks about RoosterTeeth, Fullscreen,blah blah longest running web series
>Moves on
>"I'm sure most of you know RWBY. For those who don't."
>Explains what RWBY is.
>Announces that through partnership with Platinum Games: RWBY Grimm Eclipse is being remade.
>Shows trailer
>Character action game
>Weapons actually transform
>Story is actually written and game is given cutscenes.
>No more offscreen character explaining everything.
>RWBY playable from the start with JNPR and CFVY unlockable.
>Crowd goes wild
>"But that's not all"
>Screen goes dark
>Sarge and Simmons dialogue exchange
>Trailer cuts to a warthog speeding through the emerald forest
>Grimm getting shot down and ran over.
>E3 venue explodes
>Burnie arrested for terrorism
>Grimm Eclipse is canceled
>Nintendo wins E3 with Zelda because everyone else died.
>>3434465
I wish this would happen.....
>still not asw rwby fighting game
>>3434465
Screencap this please
>>3429722
>god tier
Monochrome
>>3434618
Shut the fuck up, Dashing. Didn't you quit the fanbase after throwing a temper tantrum?
wide
>>3434645
I wish RWBY Chibi was as good as Hidamari Sketch.
>>3434636
Nah
>>3434618
It's good
>>3434636
>He believed what people on 4chan were telling him about a person
You a retard mate.
>>3429722
>Lancaster best
>Arkos worst
Hahaha holy fucking shit your taste is awful and you should feel bad
>>3434697
http://dashingicecream.tumblr.com/post/145833291737/remember-when-you-were-like-im-not-gonna-draw
>Implying it didn't actually happen.
Newfag.
>>3434706
>Yatsu cucks Fox.jpg
>>3434764
The problem is that she's one person and the internet is big.
Like, that one Yang cosplayer snapped because after the Disarming absolutely everyone was sending her comments about arms.
Sure, a few bad jokes aren't a reason to get angry, but EVERYONE thought that they were being the clever one, to the point where her entire inbox was arms and only arms.
And that was people trying to be funny.
>>3434797
It is pretty incredible how such large groups of people can go to a place and assume they're the first to be saying something. Even better example is probably Ray and memes.
Good fucking lord I felt bad for Ray after a while.
>>3434848
Ray facilitated a lot of it himself though
>>3434886
I want to blow my dank memes all over Neon.
Would you pay for Weiss to serve as your bikini wearing maid?
>>3434886
Memes?
>>3435013
Yes, she needs the money after her father cut her off and I want to see her pale petite body.
We both benefit.
>>3435057
>We both benefit.
Until she seduces you out of all your money.
>>3435087
Joke's on her. I learned along time ago to stash money and never tell anyone about it. She's welcome to try though. It'll be a fun game of cat and mouse.
>>3435013
Yes
[spoiler]I'd also pay for a pet Blake[/spoiler]
>>3435103
>$5 to pose however you want, $10 for ten minutes of groping a specific part, $50 for an hour of free access to her body
>>3435142
What fresh fucking hell fetish is this now...?
>>3435154
Will this relationship evolve into feelings?
Can I propose to her and marry her?
>>3435156
Primarily amputee with a dash of pet play
>>3435182
Sure, but until you get there your only physical contact comes with the swipe of a credit card.
[spoiler]Life savings for her virginity.[/spoiler]
>>3435214
>[spoiler]Life savings for her virginity.[/spoiler]
Nevermind, I'll just go flirt with Blake and Yang. If that doesn't work out I'll settle for Raven.
>>3434393
Can Skeleton Flynt doot with the Rube?
I want Weiss to hug me and call me a dolt.
>>3435241
>If that doesn't work out I'll settle for Raven.
Choose life Anon, suicide is not the answer.
>>3435264
Raven is a respectable woman with sexual desires who just wants to feel beautiful. Please don't speak bad about her.
>>3435260
Jaune pls.
>>3435326
Seriously, Pyrrha gon' haunt ya brah if you keep going after weiss like that.
>>3435310
>>3435241
Raven is the best yes
>>3435416
>>3435416
>>3434220
Thanks my fellow M E M E D R E A M E R for this rare Neon.
To answer your question I believe this would make someone quite bottom heavy, pic related.
>>3435501
>Taiyang the useless manslut who can't even control his children.
Lolicon Yang.
I just rimmed your waifu.
>>3435710
I just came in her ass.
Have fun with that.
>>3434764
Hey, I wasn't giving her crap for shipping Monochrome!
I was giving her crap for her views on straight couples.
And also pimple!Jaune and Pyrruby.
>>3435710
Ass blast
>>3435755
That changes nothing.
>>3435868
>I was giving her crap for her views on straight couples.
What's that?
>>3431360
I don't
I come here to start arguments and observe the sick fucks who post here
>>3436036
Dashing has said in several of her posts how she basically won't draw/ship any het pairing and has been pretty vocal about it. She also has drawn and voiced her hatred for Jaune quite frequently, drawing him as a gangly loser covered in pimples etc.
>>3434393
>doot doot
Have some Spoopy pron my fellow skeleton
>>3436084
>Hating Jaune
>Bad
>>3436084
>Dashing has said in several of her posts how she basically won't draw/ship any het pairing and has been pretty vocal about it.
Weird, considering she draws and ships het pairings
>>3435028
The DNA of the soul!
>>3436084
>has said in several of her posts how she basically won't draw/ship any het pairing and has been pretty vocal about it.
>Literally drew a thing where Ren and Yang are dating sixteen hours ago
>>3428962
>Pyrrha not in god tier
>Velvet not in average/bad tier
>Nora not in great tier
>Glynda not in great tier
>Neo not in great tier+
What the fuck are you doing?
>>3429722
>Lancaster at top and Arkos at bottom
Clearly bait.
>>3436036
She mostly talked about how their were too many straight parings in media and gay pairings should be on the same level if not higher.
She also made comments showing her dislike towards heterosexual males.
Which is, you know, completely retarted.
>>3434416
I can't tell if Jaune is just exhausted or hes checking out Pyrrha.
>>3427268
What if Neon was confronted with this?
>>3436142
Which is strange, not gonna lie.
She definitely made such comments, yet Sunflowyr gets a pass from her, I guess? Maybe she just pairs the spares.
>>3436186
While I agree Lancaster shouldn't be considered top tier, Arkos is undeniably shit.
>>3436142
You know, if bumblebee get canon, at least something good would come out of it.
>>3436227
What would happen if one of those boobs got punctured?
>>3436142
That weiss is so adorable
>>3436237
You were probably just taking her too seriously if it did actually happen.
>>3436264
Beating the fuck out yet again.
>>3436086
>>3434393
Do you have those ohaiyu templates for these faces?
>>3436357
WE WUZ SKELETONS
what if you saw blake at your computer reading all the mean things you've been saying about her and she looked at you very sadly
>>3436140
Neon Katt is the spirit of meme's.
>>3436094
>specifically drawing a character to make him unattractive
>as opposed to just not drawing him
>anything but bad
>>3436413
rape
>>3436413
I haven't said anything bad about Blake.
Blake is cool. I look forward to seeing more of her adventures.
>>3436417
Could one say... That and is a sort of "Meme Queen"?
>>3436413
>>3436413
She'd see that in between actually mean things I did say a lot in her defense and trying to defend her and the process of me becoming a blakefag until i'm actually saying just nice things about her because she deserves love and care, so I think on the whole that situation would end pretty well.
>>3436237
Ren is basically as nonthreatening and feminine as it gets.
Look at what she does to Sun and Neptune for example.
>>3436514
*That she is
>>3436525
...Ships them?
>>3436529
i need to make an imgur for the M E M E S
>>3436542
Yeah.
Basically the three straightest guys on the cast she makes two of them gay and shits on the other one.
I could care less what she does to Jaune. It's retarded but it makes sense she loathes him considering well tumblr but with Sun and Neptune and really everything it's kind of obnoxious.
>>3436593
Shipping is all about fun. who cares. You don't have an inbox full of angry autists screeching about how you should kill yourself cause you don't ship what they ship day after day.
>>3436575
Oh, you mean like an album?
That would be a good idea. At this point, there is enough dank Neon OC to justify it.
>>3436593
>Yeah
I really can't help but ask why you care then.
RIP AND TEAR
>>3436616
Anon, I endure daily interactions with RWBYg. My every taste, my every opinion on RWBY, is questioned and often outright dismissed.
She needs to come here and toughen herself up. They all do...
>>3436663
You got the one where she gets the wrong arm cut?
>>3436663
Fuck off, Neo. Nobody wants to see your sadism porn.
>>3436651
>I really can't help but ask why you care then.
I think it's obnoxious and it took me like six seconds to type that up on my laptop. And that's only because I'm fighting off my cat.
I'm bored and that's the topic at hand.
>>3436616
>You don't have an inbox full of angry autists screeching about how you should kill yourself cause you don't ship what they ship day after day.
Am I supposed to be sorry for her?
She goes to fucking tumblr. A good portion of the people there or at least the loudest of them are off their fucking rocker.
The smart thing to do would be to leave because those people do not occupy reality.
>>3436651
It's what we're talking about right now.
>>3436663
I NEED THE OTHERS, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THESE SINCE I LOST MY FLASHDRIVE
>>3436684
I don't mean in a "why are you posting about that" sense but I've never understood why someone shipping something you don't is a cause to either not like them or whatever.
>>3436593
>but with Sun and Neptune and really everything it's kind of obnoxious.
I don't even like Sun and Neptune. I fucking hate them to death but I agree. It's annoying how she portrays them. It's annoying how she portrays all of the characters.
>>3436736
Like to expand on that is "Obnoxious" really the word when she's just drawing what she likes and scarcely ever makes any effort at all to talk about or spread it beyond her own personal blog?
>>3436667
>>3436727
gonna imgur for this too
brb gotta get gov papers
>>3436542
Worse.
Makes gay babies for them
Who are gay for Weiss and Blake gay babies, just for extra gay.
>>3436750
There's no structure to that damn sentence. Delete your post and try again.
>>3436756
My search is over, praise be to RapeEditAnon
>>3436708
No, just understand that everyone has their own ships and that maybe they're not in the greatest of moods when people keep stabbing them in the eye with a stick.
>>3436776
I'm still not understanding how that elicits any kind of emotional reaction from you at all. If you ask me whether I like it or not the answer is no, but you seem to be having a major overreaction to it.
>Wake up
>Fire up my computer
>See all these Neon posters in the thread
Feels good man
>>3436575
>>3436646
Yes with tags like Meme Queen, Best Cat, an Meme Huntress.
>>3428962
>average tier
>Neo
Are you even trying?
>>3436776
Wow wee, what a faggot she must be.
It's hip to fuck bees.
>>3436903
Blake and the blakeling would just eat them.
What does a rubeling look like
>>3436736
>why someone shipping something you don't is a cause to either not like them or whatever.
I think you're assuming an emotional investment that isnt there.
I dislike my mailman with a passion. I just find her drawings kind of annoying and obnoxious as hell.
I find Linkin Park obnoxious but I wouldn't wish any of them harm. Good on them for making money but their music is utter shit.
>>3437068
What'd your mailman ever do to you?
>>3437003
Adorable, that's what