HG Thread
Fuck the bait. Check 'em
>>>3424655
Checked
>>3424655
Proud of you, host! You've put a big smile on my face!
>>3424655
....This, however, I can respect. Let's begin.
>>3424655
Looks fine, lets roll.
>>3424655
Bless your soul. Now, Go.
>>3424655
Oh its you again Jack.
>>3424655
Oh great. I guess we get to die horribly in the area after all. Thanks guy.
>>3424655
WE'RE COMING FOR EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOU..
Yessss, that will draw out Parker.
>>3424655
It's alright.
>>3424608 (kaito)
I can see why...I don't think I'd accept either...but anyway, I'm needed back at the CAGE. I'll see you later, Kaito.
>>3424614 (dimple)
Thanks...?
I've got to go though....see you around, Dimple.
>>3424655
Looks good, hee-ho!
>>3424676
No, I'll board Obi wan's ship and then unleash it...
>>3424655
Let's goo!
Angry Chinaman
>>3424655
Seems I was too late...
Thank you very much for hosting though, sir!
>>3424655
Comment: District is acceptable. Proceed
>>3424549 (clank)
Response: Understood
Statement: Virus is spread by Engi-Nanobots, to begin transmission, simply open this container around other members of your slave race and wait. Virus will activate after Engi-Nanobots have infected a large portion of your race.
Query: Do you posses further questions?
>>3424655
>Smooch
That's my kohai.
We begin
>>3424716
Wh-What?
>>3424655
Great minds think alike.
>>3424727
Don't touch him.
>>3424727
The slaughter begins... And I run far away now. A perfect start move.
>>3424727
Goodbye, organics...
>>3424727
Thanks fer that, Oce.
>>3424728
Nice.
>>3424706
Oh alright, I'll see you later then Utsustu.
>>3424727
>>3424728
I love you two.
>>3424727
...Are you fucking kidding me?
Goddamn it RNGesus, you're busting my BALLS!
>>3424727
Not even two seconds in...
>>3424727
This battle ground... many people are dying faster than I expected. Just means less chances for my death.
>>3424728
Go.
>>3424727
Nevah know when you gonna run outta rubbah gloves!
>>3424727
35 redundancies to remove.
>>3424575(Urotsuki)
You had a pattern of sleeping later. Regardless, it is nice to see you.
>>3424710
So Gooart, what village do you live near? Or kingdom?
>>3424727
Time to go!
>>3424709
Response: Where and when you start the infection: irrelevant.
Request: Engi advises you to remain patient.
>>3424727
>>3424728
I'm up for double-hosting if you are.
>>3424766
You as well, Ram. I trust you've been enjoying yourself?
>>3424752
It seems you creatures can handle two matches.
>>3424779
Start.
>>3424727
HA! You think that little phone can harm US!? You are very, VERY-
>is caught in explosion
>>3424523 (Robit)
Ohohoho! Do YOU know Parker?! Tell me where he is
>>3424547(Beetle)
Whooooooo are yooooou? A friend of Spider-Man, hmm? Mind giving him a messssage?
>>3424589(soldier)
WE ARE VENOM. You are MEAT
>>3424599
>grabs hand
>crushes it
LESS PETTING, MORE PAAAAARKER
>>3424779
I love paper toiler. Pretty cool to keep one's paws clean
>>3424779
Hee-ho.
>>3424772
Alright, thanks again.
>>3424779
How can I die from an organic bacteria strain?
>>3424793
Why thaank you, Mister President! We won't let you down!
>>3424793
RNGesus hates me....
>>3424770
I gum from outside Stornway, slurp!
>>3424805
Damn it
>>3424779
>Swings her sword in a calm in orderly manner.
I must not lose my focus... never lose it... focus!
>>3424793
>Ditches the bag and the two people there.
>>3424832
>>3424833
>>3424779
Comment: Engi is confused.
>>3424794
Response: Latest Engi contact with a being named "Parker" was 10 seconds ago. 50,000 light years from this location.
>>3424779
Now I know how a drumstick feels when it's gettin dredged.
>>3424779
? He got away... Oh well, I'll kill him later.
>>3424793
I don't know if I should be wasting my time here...
>>3424779
Dont even think it slime.
>>3424833
>>3424832
Can someone get a doctor, I'm seeing double
>>3424832
>>3424833
Oh
>>3424832
>>3424833
>>3424779
If I'm your senpai, then you're my kohai
>>3424853
>>3424785
I have been bored, Uro...
>>3424779
Do not expect this again.
>>3424853
Pure smug....
>>3424844
You think we're an IDIOT!? A fool!? Tell me Parker actually is. NOW
>>3424848
Trump's blessing is a strong one!
>>3424848
*~EFFECT GAINED: ARMOR~*
...It's kind of heavy...
>>3424853
Nice assist, Ram. He was over-stepping his bounds.
>>3424862
Really, now.... The games aren't keeping you entertained anymore?
>>3424848
Already wrote it host.
>>3424853
Uh thanks I guess lil miss.
>>3424832
So you're from that area, huh? I'm the Guardian of Angel Falls, actually. So we're from an area close to each other
>Mooooooooooooot
>>3424853
Sorry about that
>>3424853
Looks like I got a little cream gravy on my suit. Wondah how I didn't notice.
>>3424848
We gotta help people stay safe somehow.
>>3424848
>Writes a letter about how horrible these games are.
>>3424853
He looks like a man that likes weapons. So give him... a gun.
>>3424853
I do not trust you to be near her. I will be removing you now.
>>3424890
You are welcome. And I am not sure why I am feeling this way.
>>3424848
I can see why. Looking at this creature's face makes me want to kill it.
>>3424928
>>3424928
Please don't let me die...
>>3424928
>Covers her mouth trying to stop herself from puking.
Ugh... how revolting...
>>3424887
Tell me WHERE Parker is.
>>3424928
Anything!? Ooooh, one of people here is Parker!?
>>3424853
>>3424858
B-But who are you? Come closer and let me see your face.
>>3424914
Repetition, maybe. Doing things over and over the same way does get on your nerves after a while... It's what got me to explore dreams in the first place.
>>3424928
How important could this stupid thing be?
>>3424928
It kept coming back to life for 10 turns! Fucking rng kicks me now!
>>3424887
Response: Negative
>Engi displays data
Statement: A Human Male named "Parker" was last seen doing business with Engi in Engi Core Worlds, approximately 50,000 light years away from this location.
>>3424965
(You know who it is)
>smacks everyone's ass really hard
>>3424965
....It's fine, it's fine. I'll just wear a different outfit.
>>3424965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4
>>3424965
Gooart ain't so bad I guess.
>>3424965
Stop touching me, you waste of flesh.
>>3424972
I never thought I would get tired of this.
>>3424981
No, no. Not just any Parker. Search Peter Parker.
>>3424965
I'm looking for weaknesses. I'm not a pervert.
>>3424994
>smacks hard in the face with her chainsaw turned on
>>3425013
Maybe it's not the killing itself, but how you're doing it....
>>3424928
A cure and a blessing takes place. Will it change the match?
>>3424994
>Ass is plated with Alien Metal
>Doesn't feel a thing
>Your hand hurts
>You like this
Fightan game fags, who do you main?
>>3424981
>>3424887
Hope you got FTL boy.
>>3424994
>you smack metal
>he punches your face texan-style.
>>3424994
Shove off! I'm busy at the moment.
>>3425036
>Terry Bogard
>>3425034
>>3424999
>sigh
Let's just destroy it.
>>3424965
>>3424989
B-But you're not my senpai!
>>3424994
>farts on your hand
>>3424965
And just a little pinch of this thirteenth one into the forge, and voilà, magic.
>>3425014
Response: Over 190,000 results for a Human named "Peter Parker" in Engi memory.
>>3425051
Response: Engi has possessed FTL travel for 2,900 solar years.
Comment: Engi have no gender.
>>3424994
Please stop.
>>3425034
What did my eyes have to do with this?
>>3425065
(Wh-what)
>>3425034
Tch, that barrier is always such a nuisance!
>>3425036
Jonathan all the way. JoJo's Bizzare adventure All Star Battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxOuKkLcRqI
>>3425036
Tekken:Yoshimitsu
SF: Bison
MK: Kotal Kahn
KoF:Iori
SC:Yoshimitsu again
>>3425034
>>3425059
Well I mean, I could'a jut flew us over it, but I'm more than happy to whack anythin' with my hammer.
>>3425036
>Dan
>Completely unironically
>I really do love that pink Gi wearing mother fucker
>Also I main Filia and Beowulf in Skullgirls
>and K, Terry, and Mai in King of Fighters
>>3425034
The other host manages to stay alive.
>>3425065
Go on, git! Ain't none of you touchin my cookin equipment!
>>3425036
>Ibuki, Ivy, Yoshimitsu/Heihachi, Iori/Rock/Kyosuke, Ryu/Spidey/Hayato, Cap'n. Falcon, Sol or Chipp, Tsubaki or Jin, Noob Saibot, Iori/Benimaru/Kula.
>>3425078
So you're a bot. Self-made or or do you have an owner Engi?
>>3425065
Look I can't have sex with you two even if I wanted to, just screw each other in another room.
>>3425034
Pfft. We do not need to win. We'll still kill everyone! Parker WILL find us!
>>3425060
Is that...Gwen? Gwen Stacy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Parker has a sidekick now! This is delicious!
>>3425051
What are you supposed to be? A hero? Cute. Bring me the a hero. Bring me Spider-Man
>>3425036
>I haven't played enough of BlazBlu to have a main in it, but my main in Skullgirls is Cerebella and MsFortune.
>>3425065
Ahh! That ol' guy is gonna cook me alive if I ain't gettin' the heck outta here!
>>3425122
Was wrong with me this battle! Why am I messing up!? And why does a slime have feral spirits!?
>>3425065
Nothing killed? Damn...
>>3425107
>stare
... it would take a lot to get you off the ground. I don't believe you.
>>3425122
Hmph... Knights and their archaic armor.
>>3424994
...
>>3425122
Hee-woah, ho! That was, uh, hee-scary!
>>3425130
Huh, ho. Well, hee-whatever, ho. It's not like I even hee-like fire, ho.
>>3425122
Sorry about that trap guys
>>3425122
I don't want to be near that thing.
>>3425137
>Blazblue Tsubaki right? Jesus I didn't think anybody played her...
>>3425078
Search for all Peter Parkers that live in Manhattan
>>3425099
Coolio. Sauce?
>>3425151
Why ya gotta be doubtin' my like that, just cause I'm big don't mean I ain't capable of lifting myself off the ground!
>>3425026
>>3425065
Hmm..
Maybe you are right. That was interesting.
>>3425036
>Ram/Faust, Arakune/Makoto, Makoto/Cody, Jun & Yoshimitsu, Yamazaki & Hibiki, PW/Frank West/Strider, Liu Kang and Ryu/Rosalina/Mario
>>3425144
Response: Negative. Engi are not robots and posses no owners. Engi are what you would refer to as "aliens".
>>3425183
Response: No results for a planet named "Manhattan" in Engi memory.
>>3425122
Queen Dizzy. I am surprised.
>>3425148
What do i know? But maybe she can tell you.
>>3425208
>Ryu.
You're trash.
>>3425208
>>3425065
Internet is being kinda shitty at the moment.
Please stand by.
>>3425092
I don't have a senpai. You're a friend, not a senpai.
>>3425099
Nice.
>>3425148
Hero, hah, No. Alright I "guess" you could call me one, but I certainly didnt plan or want this.
Cute? I aint, but I guess anything looks cute when you see yourself in the mirror. Who the fuck is Spider-man?
>>3425152
And don't you even think about tossing a chunk a ice in the oil! Don't need anothuh blasted grease fire.
>>3425213
Don't usually offer frog legs, but aftah that ordeal, reconsiderin that policy.
>>3425206
Demonstrate then.
>>3425208
Exactly. There's more than one way to do something, even killing. Variety helps keep things interesting, so try new things~.
>>3425213
Granted, I don't get the appeal of the joke either.
>I really want to fight someone in smash now...
>>3425213
I ain't one fer knowin' how other people are about their little in-jokes anyways. Unless of course it's about me.
>>3425183
I want ur big dik in me
>>3425232
>aquatic sounds
>>3425202
That's a nude edit from Mikakunin de Shinkōkei a cute and bad romcom
>>3425225
>It is not my fault Ryu is one of the most fun characters in Smash.
>>3425036
>Hazama/Lambda, Zappa/A.B.A., Ms. Fortune.
>>3425213
Oh no... Thanks.
>>3425180
>Yup. It's pretty fun, especially once you get Install up a ways.
>>3425232
(Oh. I was referencing the times you called me senpai, not being serious.)
IF I COULD FIND A WAY TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIIIIFE
>>3425232
Haven't you heard? THIS IS MY DREAM. Ufufufufufu~
>>3425260
Lil' Mac is more fun.
>>3425213
...
Hee-cheater, ho.
>>3425232
Hee-it's all just random hee-numbers, ho.
>>3425236
Whatever you hee-say, old man, ho! It was pretty cool, ho!
>>3425036
>Fukua SG, Ken SF, never blazblue, Dizzy GG(obviously), Marth SSB
>>3425260
Don't forget balanced. Also you're talking to someone who can't fight Little Mac
>>3425225
>Hating someone cause they main Ryu
You know not all Ryus are Hadouken spamming asswipes, right?
The Salt will get you nowhere, young one.
>>3425213
>>3425232
It looks like neither of us were lucky in each other's games.
>>3425260
>>3425099
Breast size doesn't match the body
>>3425232
>>3425240
>Inhales a deep breath of air as he puffs up his body, floating into the sky like a balloon.
>Once high enough he changes his trajectory towards you and flies into you, unable to scrape you, but causes himself to land back onto the ground afterwards.
>>3425211
You can't be serious....
Peter Parker of planet Earth. Keywords "Manhattan"
>>3425213
W-Will Parker notice me?
>>3425214
I guess I'll give "Spider-Girl" a visit...
>>3425235
A man that is also a Spider, you idiot. You clearly don't know anything. You are a waste of our time.
>>3425232
Now I know corporate couldn't have approved this here logo! Some good ole boys gettin up to no good.
>>3425293
>Sigh
Now for a little break...
>>3425259
>a nude edit
Fuck, she was so cute
>>3425300
>anime in a nutshell
>>3425300
That's anime for you
>>3425288
Gooart no...!
Wii fit trainer is a trash smash character
>>3425300
You may be homosexual.
>>3425225
>0.83kd in overwatch
>calling others trash
Parsee everyone.
>>3425240
I see. May we exchange weapons the next match?
>>3425297
NANI!?
>>3425225
>parsee calling people trash on smash
Topkek, keep your Bowser Jr. main or whatever the fuck it was
>>3425232
>>3425271
Oh, I see. I call everyone senpai, but I don't actually have one. I just say it for shits and giggles.
>>3425293
I suppose winning in each other's game while hosting just wasn't meant to be. It would have been neat though.
>>3425335
>>3425327
I'd smash her if yaknow what I'm sayin'.
>>3425319
I actually keked loudly and made everyone look at me
>>3425270
>I respect you for playing her, not many people do, but her incest family ruins the character for me...
>>3425293
If it makes you feel better I like your chicken...
>>3425254
But I don't~
>>3425293
What did I stumble into? I think I'll just go back to looking for Parker...Oh no.
>>3425323
>>3425293
Mislink. My bad.
>>3425225
>You're trash for not liking Cavestory.
>>3425281
>The GG circlejerk of Sol's wet dreams has risen
Praise Daisuke
>fucks everyone in the ass really hard
>>3425211
Well that was obvious from the moment you started saying shit in light years. Welcome to earth Engi, its a special kind of hell.
>>3425307
I dont go around looking for the mutated. Why, he your long lost ex?
>>3425327
>wii fit trash
Play doubles fagola, land header spike and nair juggles.
>>3425304
Don't feel too bad. You're good at at least flying around, even if the attack was weak. Felt like a balloon~.
>>3425334
Well...
I don't usually give it to just anyone.
But I think I can entrust you with my chainsaw.
...What do you use again?
>>3425332
I haven't slept with a woman in four fucking years
>>3425362
>Parsee doesn't like Cavestory
What in the fuck?
>>3425293
>-9999!
Ow, ho!
>>3425341
Hee-no no! Hee-ho!
>CRASH!
>-9999!
Hee-for goodness sake, ho!
>>3425341
(I know, I know. Having fun with you.)
>>3425341
There go anothuh 4 franchises! Blast it all to hell!
>>3425368
Too bad he's never really around to see it.
>>3425389
>slaps boobs
>>3425293
Nothing of note.
>>3425389
People that find this attractive are probably the ones who masturbate to gellatin
>>3425341
Whoa, that was way too close.
>>3425377
Yeah, that was a bit of the point. But don't let me put my entire body weight on ya, that'll leave a big sting.
>>3425389
>>3425404
So how many gear fags do we have now?
>>3425412
I fap to Suu. Does that count?
>>3425307
Response: Please wait.
>Engi stands completely still for a moment
Assessment: The Earth-City known as "Manhattan" was destroyed 500 years ago due to extensive flooding of water.
Comment: Any Human named "Peter Parker" from this city would of likely died long ago.
>>3425374
Response: Engi are aware of Earth.
Statement: Earth has been abandoned by Federation for hundreds of years. This is not Earth.
>>3425429
Am confuse
>>3425430
Valentine x 4
Sin
Sol
Dizzy?
I dunno who else
>>3425036
>tfw i only own smash and pokken tournament for fighting games
but
little mac and suicune
>>3425348
>Well, thanks then. I'll keep going with it.
>>3425404
>I try. It's been busy lately.
>>3425386
>>3425362
>tfw never played Cave Story.
>>3425429
JUST
>>3425429
>That's just disgusting now.
>>3425341
>>3425346
Same.
>>3425370
>counters
>you fuck my shield
>>3425396
Ah, gotcha gotcha.
>>3425438
Piece of scrap! Useless! USELESS
>>3425409
What are we even talking about...?
>>3425276
>If the person you are fighting against has no idea what they are doing, then sure.
>>3425287
>Really? That's sad.
>>3425297
>Criminal Upper!
>>3425377
I do not think you will be able to carry my swords. Here.
*a black and white sphere appears in her hands*
I entrust you with this.
>>3425430
There's myself, Rammy, the other Valentines, my son, Sol, and I-No. I may be forgetting a few.
>>3425449
Ruby was May, we used to have Faust, Justice and Bridget, and we have a Johnny but he doesn't pop in much.
>>3425438
Well whatever this hellhole is called.
>>3425429
>>3425389
>for what purpose
>>3425460
FUCK YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE!!
>>3425470
ok deal you me side i won lose again betray poson city jail no go again i lose ok go
>cody
Remember the Game?
You just lost the Game!
>>3425470
If you had a wii u, I would fight you.
Rapidly bouncing boobs is my fetish
>>3425409
Nice job Kaito. Making it look like an accident.
>>3425451
>2002 + 14 and he still hasn't played literal freeware
>>3425460
I wonder if you taste good~.
>>3425415
>shrug
Sure, whatever you say.
>>3425470
>she takes it. Surprisingly she's rather careful of holding onto it
...This is a weapon?
Was getting caught part of your keikaku?
>>3425515
I'm definitely not friends with that head, it's unnatural..
>>3425380
Me neither, bro.
Fuck chasing pussy, I just fap to get it out of my system and go about my sad, little life.
>>3425466
>Engi arms itself
Observation: Lifeform is potentially entering a rage.
Conclusion: Move away from the lifeform.
>>3425492
Query: Who are you?
>>3425460
>>3425429
I wonder how hard it is for her to run.
I wonder if she's ever had one of her tits smack her in the face and knock her our cold.
>>3425499
You dick...
>>3425559
I was waiting for a reason to...
I won't hesitate anymore.
>>3425429
dafuq
>>3425555
Ryan. Not a bot ethier, its just a suit I need.
>>3425506
>I have a 3DS if you wanna go.
>>3425523
*nods*
Yes they are. The original Valentine used it to change it into various weapons. You can also mess with it at your own leisure. They do not mind.
>Stop that Ms. Valentine!
Okay they do but who cares?
>>3425580
God no
>>3425523
That tone just makes it sound like ya ain't takin' me seriously.
>>3425559
I ain't hungry.
>>3425559
>>3425515
There is no point in a sacrifice. Because there will be a point where no one will remember it. Final two.
>yfw 7 mins until bethesda E3
>>3425362
Blame my meme posting friend who won't stop spamming me memes about Undermeme, cavememes, and any other possible ok games.
>>3425340
>Liking any bowser
>>3425260
He may be fun but horrible competitively. It's like maining Mega Man. You're only shooting yourself in the foot.
>>3425288
Find me one that doesn't spam hadouken every three to five seconds. It's almost as annoying as Corrin spammers.
>>3425333
>Comparing a shooter to a fighter.
>>3425607
>>3425584
...Mm.
>she pokes it once
So it can change into other weapons.
>Urotsuki starts to prod and pull at it more
Let's hope I can manage something useful from it.
Any tips on using it?
>>3425584
Sorry only got Wiiu. And a matter of fact, how many of you guys got wii U?
>>3425559
>>3425580
I though Hoshi said he was gonna pick one of them up? He might have been joking though.
>>3425579
Response: Noted.
Observation: The suit appears to be for combat purposes.
>>3425600
Comment: Engi plans to do so.
>>3425600
Oh my gosh, don't get my hopes up Rammy...
>>3425607
Mark my words
>Skyrim Remaster, planned release date in a few months
>The Elder Scrolls 6 , to be released during holiday season
>Fallout 4 DLC
>>3425572
>Stop that.
>>3425607
Get that wallet ready, fellow consumer! Skyrim HD preorders will be up soon! Only us real gamers will get it!
>>3425611
>memes about Cavestory
You mean this bastard?
>>3425611
What's your main then, bruv?
Bayonetta scum maybe?
>>3425611
>I never cared about being competitive. All the characters I mentioned are usually average or worst. And Ryu is one of the better characters last I heard.
>>3425647
>>3425650
Nah. Ganon. Still can't beat a little mac though.
>>3425636
y u no bring out tao often
tao is based
Bayonetta is nerfed
What a shit
>>3425597
Again, I think I'll reserve judgement. I'm sure you're perfectly capable.
I'M GOING TO FAG THE MOM FROM YOUKAI WATCH.
>>3425633
>>3425600
What was that, winner?
>>3425664
>I'll try to pull her out more.
>>3425647
that's not nearly as bad as super kenzaki and boobloli
>>3425686
you better
>>3425673
>Fuckin' do it
>>3425688
>super kenzaki
kek
>>3425676
...Why the star?
>>3425683
Critical System Fail-
You guys are retarded.
