/sug/ - Steven Universe General: Movie Edition
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
It was a good try Steven.
Movie edition, you say?
>>3400815
We'll be back, baby!
>>3400815
i think the movie was confirmed for next year?
I want to pet Peridot as she curls up in my lap!
>>3401095
Is this a crop?
>>3401095
I want to pet her crotch while she curls up in my lap
>>3401188
Post it.
I love this stupid tumblr.
>E3 is tomorrow
How did May go by so fast?
Another day, another thread and I just wanted to cuddle with Greg
>>3401242
I can't wait for the inevitable compilations of hilarious ineptitude on display.
I don't even watch the actual E3.
>>3401268
What makes Greg so appealing to you?
>>3401341
Greg is a sad fat sack of shit, just like him
poil
>>3401393
When will she take Steven's virginity?
>>3401393
I'd like to sample some poil oil if you know what I mean
>>3401409
she may already have done that
>>3401452
>>3401341
He is simply... amazing, all of him.
>>3401385
Greg is the opposite actually.
>>3401526
Then post happy pictures of Greg instead of sad ones
>>3401526
Would you rather be with young Greg or current Greg?
>>3401526
hey greganon
feeling better?
>>3401526
No, he's definitely a fat sack of shit.
Did the autistic as Fuck /co/ mods actually ban /sug/ for a week?
>>3401610
/sug/ is banned until new episodes start airing again. They had to do it or other /co/ autists would riot.
>>3401610
We're banned until the hiatus is over.
>>3401494
Pearl looks so perfect
It makes me want to cry
>>3401667
that doesn't even make sense
>>3401664
So, next Thursday?
>>3401739
Sure it does.
>>3401546
Sure.
>>3401547
Any Greg is fine.
>>3401555
Slightly... hit by the feeling of being a waste of space though...
>nice trips btw
>>3401740
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>3401740
Anon, are you telling lies?
>>3401765
hope it gets better
>>3401739
Pearl's magnificence is so incredible as to bring tears to my eyes.
She is overwhelmingly beautiful to me.
>>3401838
Thank you
>>3401841
that does make sense
she's perfect
what have I missed in /sug/, not the show.
you guys are by far more entertaining than the tv show
>>3401994
they are idiots, arent they?
>>3401994
Don't even fucking ass
>>3402067
>>3401994
You haven't missed anything of note.
>>3402078
i wonder if Towel is looking at us right now
>>3402088
>>3402093
>caring about some faggot nobody who thinks peridot is the best gem and pearl is the worst
did rose have boobs before she came to earth?
I wonder if there's a show Steven watches called "crying betas"
Based ksuriuri took my request.
>>3402193
i won't judge him based on taste anon
i like the guy
What kind of vidya does Steven play?
>>3402226
110% okay with this design
>>3402336
Animal passing
Air waker
Lightless souls
Empire hearts
Bobby hatcher and the giant egg
Fight bros
i remember there was an argument here months ago about whether rose had 'markings' across her eyes similar to how Jasper has stripes, but some people said it was just the shadow from her hair. I noticed this shot earlier that seems to show it pretty clearly? Like, you can see how shadows are done in the scene and the different coloration around the eyes looks very different from that
>>3402441
Like a pink coon mask
>>3402409
>Bobby hatcher and the giant egg
That game was too good for its time. Sequel when?
>>3402510
This is nice.
What the fuck is this kid wearing in too cool for school? WHY IS THERE AN ASSHOLE IN STEVEN UNIVERSE
>>3402516
sadly never
But if we did itd be great to see
GREG is WEAK.
>>3402542
Steven universe is full of assholes
>>3402568
Music is just a cheap tactic to make weak beings attractive.
Don't drink too quick.
I want you to remember this.
>>3402441
>it's a visor
>mfw peridot has something to do with rose
>>3402542
I gotta admire that he's willing to wear a cat asshole on his shirt all day.
>>3402542
what the fuck
>>3402591
...oops.
>>3401994
Someone made a thread in [s4s] because they were tired of /trash/ and it reached about 300 replies
>>>[s4s]4504115
>>3402606
your and idiot
>>3402638
You mean /s4s/.
>>3402638
>>3402441
Can't see shit, captain.
Hey /sug/.I went on vacation and I am going back tomorrow. I need the most sleep inducing songs. I'm leaving at 5 AM.
How is 4chan's most awesome general doing tonight?
>>3402591
Do people really dress like that?
>>3402695
I've starting exercising, today was my second day. I took Friday off.
>>3402441
golly gee, how could we possibly resolve such a debate?
>>3402406
who?
>>3402703
Dress like Lapis or like Peridot?
In Peridots case, I've only seen unironic hipsters wear polos and too short slacks.
Lapis is just dressing like your typical gutter trash.
>>3402703
Yeah, at times. Peridot probably has no idea how to party and just wants to be there so she can make sure Lapis doesn't give herself alcohol poisoning.
>>3402692
This probably won't help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muXwWtXxTPQ
>>3402542
Didn't the dog have an asshole
>>3402542
a reference to neko atsume, the cat app
god anon you arent very hip
>>3402542
The Muslim invasion of the U.S. is also proceeding apace in the SU version of America.
>>3402695
sick
and in love with the poil
>>3402756
I feel like the scene you're describing is at least a decade in the future.
>>3402713
>trash is shit, lets go to s4s
>1000x worse
Tob gek.
Also, what exactly is s4s?
Never been there except to look at the sug
>>3402779
someone actually owns this shit
wow
>>3402542
>>3402797
s4s is when irony goes too far.
>>3402797
It's home to memes that would make reddit cringe.
Penises
>>3402794
I figured it was either some weird human AU or something like that consider Peridot being naturally tall and skinny. Which, honestly, is my preference. I prefer a weird awkward distant beanpole Peridot over our current shortstack meme edition.
>>3402779
Maybe they should invest in condoms. Or is that haram to their religion.
>its just like a hundred years ago except instead of mass potatoes , vodkas and saurkrauts, its no Mudslimes and head towels
>>3402836
pene
>>3402779
she's not the only filthy muslim who appears in that comic. While I was reading outloud to my older brother, he thought that I had pronounced Connie as "Jihadie", so I showed him that pictuire
>>3402836
Chupa mi pene perla
>>3402814
I own all of the comics.
>>3402692
off the top of my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BCEufoyKS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=617AatEi-WI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wDzRQ82JA
>>3402797
"april fools" board with no rules. basically a slower /b/
>>3402779
>muslim invasion
>america
come to europe, you'll see how bad it truly gets
>>3402441
this could also be attributed to lamar and koreans
>>3403022
That's what I've heard. Makes me glad I'm not a Eurofag.
>>3402692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57UiF0F1fto
Have a good flight.
>>3402851
>human au
But they're clearly green and blue.
And Peridot has her gem.
If anything, that pic is some odd years in the future. Peridots mellowed out SBD "grew up" and lapis clearly fell further into her own despair
>>3402942
I went to high school with a girl who worked on Too Cool For School.
>>3403076
Not flying. Driving. You would not believe how long it takes to get from MI to OH.
>>3403115
I see you, Hitler.
>>3403118
What was she like?
>>3403153
NOTHING
WRONG
>>3403052
you mean the model sheet designers and koreans: Honestly it looks like the model sheet naturally has rose's hair shadow her face and they didn't think to override with with the environment's shadow
Plus I think katie did that scene
>>3402942
is there any good one?
>>3403153
It's clear that they're incompatible with civilized societies yet they seem to want to move to them anyway, so it's for the best.
>>3403161
I really didn't talk to her much. She seemed fine. I'm Facebook friends with her now, and it seems like she's become a little more Tumblr, but that's about it.
>>3403118
I know a guy who went to school with Becky's brother.
>>3403218
You mean Steven?
>>3403179
They're all decent. I like the Steven Universe and the Crystal gems ones the best. Still waiting on the fourth edition, coming out later this month.
The regular ones (like pic related) are kind of disappointing, because all of the stories are a lot shorter than I was expecting them to be. But they're still okay.
>>3403245
Yeah. He couldn't watch Steven Universe for a while because it gave him an inferiority complex. To think that guy's weirdo sister became so successful.
is there a sug discord?
>>3403325
Yes
>>3403325
Yeah. /sug/.
>>3403273
oh, the first one sounds really good
>>3403325
Perhaps
>>3403273
>Pearl likes pie
>Clearly shopping for food for Steven
>Doesn't show any immediate disgust for Amethyst eating until Fusion Cuisine
Fucking retcons.
>>3403170
I asked Ben Levin since Ian and Matt aren't playing ball anymore. It seems like the kind of thing they might be willing to clear up.
>>3403428
she hates eating, not food, you dumdum
>>3403296
You mean the sctusk Steven Sugar couldn't watch the show because it game him a complex?
Wowie.
>things Pearl did for Rose
>>3403469
>suckling the dirt off her wiggling toes
>>3403461
No, the guy I know.
>>3403447
Fuck you kazoo, go back to the stone age
>dumdum
>twice during the stone age
My god I think I cracked the code for that Sonichu "stone age" joke.
So when are we gonna see the full power of gem warships, combined to form a single humanoid?
We are gonna see that, right?
>>3403469
It. For her.
>>3403469
>cleaned Greg's cock off before Rose had sex with him
>>3403469
"die"
fight
>>3403469
Promised to give her son a gentle introduction to his sexuality.
>>3403469
>a hell of a lot less than she wished she could have done
it's not in a Pearl's nature to initiate intimacy, and Rose was probably too busy screwing humans or performing unethical experiments to uncover the mysteries of organic life
>>3403499
I hope so. We're still waiting on that giant foot that Steven thought they'd be fighting eventually.
a russian female scientist created gems
any news on the end of the hiatus?
i miss bob.
>>3403593
Why did they destroy their creator's homeland?
>>3403499
>post yfw homeworld battleship shows up and it's missing a hand and an eye
>>3403593
o kurwa
>>3403593
For fug?
>>3403610
Nope, although the lack of news does basically confirm that there's no new episode on the 23rd.
Now hoping for the 30th but realistically expecting the 7th.
>>3403635
all the poils are for fug
>>3402221
All gems have boobers. They exist purely to look like graceful women.
>>3403625
>ur mom jokes and pointless squabbling instead of being dutiful soldiers
Truly the Homeworld gems are becoming much better people having learned the ways of earth
>>3403670
Pearl has no boobs, only a delicious flat boy chest.
>>3403625
I would really have to hand to them.
>>3403646
man this is worse than homestuck ending
got this written up, dare I?
TL;DR I meant "spend time apart" not "break up" and ruby and sapphire's relationship isn't unhealthy for gems but it doesn't change the validity of my point
>>3403643
>>3403142
I actually once drove from Texas to Ohio. It was brutal, man.
>>3403682
Pic related
>>3403698
don't even joke about that anon. This isn't even close
>>3403708
No, fuck tumblr.
You already said everything you needed to.
>>3403625
>>3403635
for kill
>>3403708
Clockie agrees with you. In fact all my fave theorists do
I'm glad for you who do not mute themselves from the bullying
>>3403723
How long was the drive? Jesus Christ
>>3403735
it's to answer the masses who defended me even though they disagreed with it
Any drawfags wanna draw Pearl getting gangbanged by all the diamonds, like this theory suggests?
>>3403750
FOR THE REVOLUTION
THE PEARLATARIAT SHALL RISE
>>3401200
Do I have to?
>>3403775
Diamonds are fucking huge, how would that work
>>3403790
I would appreciate it.
>>3403729
>what the hecky give me a smecky
>aradia
its not a joke anon
>>3403708
On the one hand, it could make you look like a spineless faggot who can't hold a position and is bending to the petty will of the masses.
On the other, if written well enough it could make all the people that accused you of being homophobic eat their own words, as you could make it look like it was just one side of a two-part theory.
Tough call honestly.
>>3403729
yeah i was having a way better time when that happened
>>3403793
I'm sure someone can figure out a way it can work. Maybe they can take turns or something.
>>3403813
I want to find Peridot
Which gems (Peridot, Lapis, Jasper) are camp pining hearts campers?
Percy = ?
Pierre = ?
Paulette = ?
>>3403708
Post it faggot. Or at least post the text portion here. I want to read it.
>>3403902
Fine, you guys proof it, give me a sec
>>3403793
Pearl used as a dildo and passed around from Diamond to Diamond.
>>3403887
Going by just camping uniforms, Paulette is Lapis and Pierre is Peridot.
>>3401667
>>3401841
>>3401918
She is literally perfect.
>>3403802
Alright, here.
>>3403887
Percy = Lapis
Pierre = Jasper.
Paulette = Peridot, and/or Lapis.
Keep in mind I'm attributing which camper they are based on the foreshadowing.
>>3403708
part (2/8)
>>3403756
About thirty five hours, I reckon. Luckily we had family in Tennessee, so we could sleep for a day.
What would your ideal SU game be like?
>>3403992
In every way
>>3404029
(3/8)
>>3404013
Thanks babe.
>>3402225
No anon, stop, I came here to melt my brain over cool looking aliens, don't remind me of this stuf now :c
if greg got pregnant would that mean he would be gregnant?
>>3404056
(4/4)
>>3403992
she is
>>3404029
>>3404056
>tfw you have to redo your entire fucking theory post because tumblrinas assumed the wrong definition of what you meant.
>>3404076
(5/8)
>>3403992
I agree.
>the feel when you will never be stabbed to death by Pearl
>>3404075
If gregnant got garnet pregnant would that mean he would be gargregnantnetgot?
>>3404044
ARPG like Dragon's Dogma where you can climb onto fusions and attack their gems for critical damage.
You play as custom gem you create who participated in Rose's Rebellion all those years ago. Choosing your gem type allows access to certain abilities and your own fusions with friendly gems.
>>3404097
(6/8)
>>3404096
Not really. I would have been confused too if I read it. I literally changed it from "spend time apart" to "break up" so it wouldn't go two lines
>>3403992
>no fangs
garbage
>>3404125
>>3404138
(7/8)
Hello my lovelies. It's Jim After Dark with another Delmarva Weather Update.
As you can see, it's kinda foggy today, so be careful on the roads. But more importantly, there's a giant fucking Gundam in the mist. "Boy golly goodness, this is just like one of my Japanimations!" you must be thinking to yourself. And you're correct, dear viewer.
The U.S. government has finally developed weaponized mechas. I've heard that it has something to do with some kind of ship that crashed in Beach City.
Anyway, be safe on the roads, and have a great night. This has been Chief Weather Correspondent Jim bringing you an After Hours edition of the Delmarva Weather Update. Love you guys.
>>3404151
she has
>>3403983
That makes sense considering he has the exact same eyes as Jasper.
>>3404168
(8/8)
http://artcubby.tumblr.com/post/126532071215/this-was-the-long-thing-i-was-working-on-come-see
>>3404171
>tfw the lapis news guy has retired
>>3404236
I'm reaching out to the ones who disagreed but weren't furious
>trying to reason with crazy people on the internet
Why even bother?
>>3404165
If gargregnantnetgot got peridot pregnant would that mean he would be pergargreginantnetgotdot?
>>3404244
LLNK has just cut back on their posts, they're not gone.
>>3403708
why garnet should not break up: they need a war machine to handle the heavy lifting on missions, if they'd followed your advice before Gem Glow the gang would've been dead a dozen times over
>>3404269
He's trying to reason with the minority that are actually caring about the theory as a whole and not getting bent out of shape on relationship metaphors.
>>3401667
>>3401739
>>3403992
>>3404091
>>3404099
>>3401841
>>3401918
>>3401764
>>3401393
>>3401423
>>3404053
>it will never get better for her.
>she is a fragile weak little nothing who simply cannot cope with what the universe has handed her.
>>3404279
What heavy lifting exactly...?
Remember all the gems aren't weak as humans and they can list a considerable amount.
>>3404351
Why do non-native english speakers join in on conversations?
>>3404348
Is there more to this comic?
>>3404376
Because they outnumber us by about five billion?
>>3403992
>That feel when you identify with Pearl.
>Fucking love Rose.
>Used to dislike Steven but he's now like him as much as Rose.
>>3404244
The boss has just cut back their news posts. I've been trying to only do an update once a day (so every 2-3 threads). Though, my updates don't require the same kind of wit, nor do they have the same panache. Regardless, I gotta let you lovelies know about the weather.
Perhaps I'll only post when the Boss does. I dunno, whatever you guys feel is best.
>>3404351
there are a ton of situations where Garnet uses her excessive strength to bail the gang out of a jam, the beginning of Arcade Mania comes to mind, just off the top of my head
>>3404230
I giggled at this comic
on the side note
If I could ask Sugar one request, its to read that damn comic book, so good looking
>>3404431
So? Maybe they should learn to shut up.