/tf2g/ Trashy Furries, 2 Gays - 4chan blocked in Russia edition
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first for mordx has a bigger dick than me
i want to DOMINATE (You)
i have the biggest dick here
man this board is getting way too fast
it's australian hours and the last thread died only after two hours of inactivity
the comfy is dying
mordx has a 7.9 inch dick
the comfy IS dead
rip
mordx has a tiny cock and is a little bottom bitch
mandatory penis inspection test
https://www.strawpoll.me/10454100
>>3388448
>bbc meme
fuck off cunt
using a 2.5cm = 1inch conversation I'm exactly 15cm
so I just put normal
>>3388456
*sucks your bwc instead*
reminder
>>3388448
i voted big but my vote doesn't show
strawpoll has gotten laggy recently
unless you post it, voting that you have an >18cm cock means nothing
id post it
but i never have shaved ever
you should at least try to trim it tbqh
okay
im going to trim it and post it maybe today or tomorow
>trimming his dick just for us
>///<
call my name
mike!
wrong
*isn't saved from the dark*
i got it
anon!
butt prince!
hey cuties
hey FAGGOT
What the fuck did you just said to me you little bitch?
mge me pussy
Post ip
83.222.97.201:27282
lets fucking go
Im not even remotely close to a computer lmao
me neither
i just looked up a random server on gametracker
that was a fast respawn orange 24/7 russian server with 31 people in it
Wanna play some real pubs later though?
i don't know if i'll be able to
SORRY
Nyeeeeah thats what i thought.
i might be down for some tf2 in like 30 minutes
it'll be the first time i've played in like a year
minecraft trade maps only pls
guys we should organize to play all together one day
or at least as many people as possible
i agree
as i said already i'd be up for doing it right now but that's not exactly planning
i actually can play today but later around night
my timezone's night
which is in like 8 hours
it is about 11am where i am
basically if ur in the us organizing this shouldn't be an issue
just play on the weeabootique, it's the closest community sever to your degenerate minds
i woke up
good morning *inserts penis in you*
but i dont exist
but then again who does
why are you here if you're not a degenerate
i just like chatting about tf2-unrelated things with my fellow tf2gs
i say we either play on a shitty trade server or this old 4chan server i just remembered
it looks like something out of 2009 /b/, i think it was called the aids pool iirc
both options are appropriately trashy
also if you're here you're an honorary 'degenerate'
i wouldnt brag about my status or anything
the /b/ server you mentioned would be cool tho
i doubt there will ever be more than 4 people on it tho
why do people like this
i woke up too
i'm not too into vore but that's breddy gud
im too into my tf2gfu
who is your tf2gfu ?
[spoiler]26dollar[/spoiler]
[spoiler]oh[/spoiler]
i washed the dishes
i have no one else to tell this to so im posting it here
do you wish to be fucked by 26dollar
no i have 120 dollar i don't need that living meme
[spoiler]i don't even know who that is[/spoiler]
like him just pounding your ass until he came then throw you away and play tf2
you are not me
i can make 26dollar my tfgfu if i want to
oh
ill give you 26 dollaz just to shut the hell up nigga
who r u
do you want my autogram
poll pls vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10456464
joke option
i fuckign knew it
what a great poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10456572
https://www.strawpoll.me/10456586
>>3392477
personality
>>3392492
aww
*fucksy ou*
>>3392477
>you can only pick one
why
>>3392492
this
lmao you people are laaame
>>3392511
imagine you gotta cum somewhere and the poll option is the place you chose
my tf2gfu says i'm normal
>>3392540
fine then boobs because it would mean i could be with a boy with boobs
>>3392536
>being conceited and shallow
awful
>>3392571
>not being conceited and shallow
awful
don't touch my post you devil sinner
WHY ARE PEOPLE REPLYING
THIS IS HORRIBLE
STOP
>>3392560
actually that was the joke option
>>3392658
nice taste anon
>>3392719
thanks
i actually don't like a lot of his solo stuff nearly as much as bmsr but this new album sounds like it's gonna kick ass
dam hes a rainbow
ikr!!!!!!!!!
im a rainbow too
cute asf to be honest
>anime
looks like ur going in the trash :)))
oh
my tf2g pals told me that i should use an anime avatar
it's okay i was just making a joke
also i was the guy earlier who suggested a shitty /b/ server to play on and i can't find it because it seems to have died but i did find the fucking awful map it ran
http://gamebanana.com/maps/174589
i don't think there's any other servers running it though
oh no thats a terrible map
joke maps are terrible
hence why i said it's fucking awful and looked like /b/ circa 2009
but it's fitting for /trash/
but since nobody is running it the only other option would be a shitty trade map or something
actually i just remembered this port of the majora's mask world into a tf2 map and that could be kinda fun
>"fun" maps
>"fun" games
>arrows meme
meme arrows<
Daily reminder that this is the superior medic.
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
that's cute
don't delete it
>>3393190
that makes my dick rock hard
it has a dick right
>>3393256
not that anon but i too am hoping for feminine benis
>>3393256
>>3393303
No. Gfur needs to leave
>>3393405
>sfur
holy mother of vanilla
>>3393405
rude
cute thicc gfur must dominate
>>3393405
thats cute and it definitely has a dick
>>3393459
Not everything has a phallus, nonny.
i am a phallus
>>3394095
u ok nonny?
this thread is officially rip
>>3394186
I wish there was a thread to post overwatch pictures. I hate doing it here, but I dont know where else to post them.
>>3394186
how
>>3394308
what was wrong with my thicc gfur qt :(
thicc isn't related
its overwatch and its a furry so its double bad
i don't think that bat is frome overmeme
at least i didn't realize it was, i just posted a pic i like
oh that thing
i just linked it because it was a picture among 10 other overwatch
god i hate how the community actually praises that game
why care tbdesu
>>3394445
Its a good game tho
how
random deaths due to someone's """abilities""" doesn't justify shit
it just shows the devs don't care about balance and the community will eat it up
>>3394587
>random deaths due to someone's CRIT
How can they justify that RNG in tf2?
>>3394627
>pubs
spotted the shitter
it's tf2's way of balancing a quad damage pickup from quake/doom, since they both share roots
random crits are fun
overwatch is bad
too counterpicking oriented and not much individualism
worst kind of counterpicking too, to counterpick you would consistently switch to the same three characters (mccree, winston, junkrat) to deal with the characters that most of the cast couldn't deal with
overwatch is FUNN
would you date a trap?
>trap
isnt that 4chan speak for "attention whoring transvestite"
i would not date one
no just a guy who looks like a girl because birth things
and lets say its not an attention seeking one
no just a guy who looks like a girl because birth things
and lets say its not an attention seeking one
so a FAGGOT
i would NOT date one
fugg my phone messed up
i would date a faggot
but this thread is 90% gay so i'm wondering what are gay people's opinions on traps
gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals should be killed
uh
this is what hitler believed in
this thread is beautiful
>>/qa/559438
nice i fucked up
>>>/qa/559438
am i beautiful
it is quite hilarious
i bet he's just baiting tho
probably
still it's really fun to shitpost so much in a thread like that
fuck me up
now the guy is complaining we aren't law-abiding citizens
lmao
oh shit they're purging
rip
the only guy's who's getting screwed is the guy who made the /qa/ thread
x.x
lmao i only got banned in /vg/ for 3 days
nice one mods
this will definitely bring tf2g back to life!!!
>>3397578
stfu bbb
>>3397819
*doesn't*
whatcha gonna do about it huh
>>3397819
stfu xenon
i can't open tf2
help
click on the 'play' button
push my buttons
if i can't play tf2 in the next hour i might kill myself
i uninstalled steam and it uninstalled tf2
i didn't think that was gonna happen
i hate myself
no dont joke about suicide pls
who was joking
ok pls don kys bby
ahh it's ok it opened now
open me up
oh great my internet is shitting itself
just
great
dead
sekusu firus riri gudu
god i fucking hate idiots
me too thanks
*upvotes*
idiots, am i right? just come on now!
*laughter*
*somebody cums*
fuckign DEGENERATE trash DESU SENDPAI
i upvoted the gamer saying "me too thanks"
it is a meme from https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl
you just say it in the comments and people upvote you
they also made the unicycle frog meme
you know, the one that says "here come dat boi" and "oh shit waddup" or something like that
reddit seriously confuses me
any epic redditors on
*raises paw*
guys im playing doom and im scared
its been 20 minutes and i keep retrying but i still die to some FUCKING RANDOM DEMON clawing at me
jhow do stpo dying
no like really reddit is so confusing to me that it startles me
i can't use it because i will never understand the layout
it's like a forum but with vertical meme arrows instead of horizontal like here
it's also a lot shittier and hivemind-y than most boards here
i don't understand how you don't understand it
there's a list of submissions and a tree of comments
i'm retarded, don't worry about it
oh
unrelated but oh shit gawker is going bankrupt
what a shame
reddit has more circlejerks too
non-ironic ones
just go to /r/tf2 and see how many posts about nerfing/buffing pyro there is
most put a class symbol next to their name so you can identify them as shitters
god i still fucking hate idiots
fuck this i give up on doom
bullshit fucking demons and their fucking instakill shitting firefucking green balls fuck them in the ass with a shotgun chainsaw piece of shit niggers
shh it's ok
*huggles you*
*farts and diarrhea comes out*
O-oh g*sh it's so embarrassing... my underwear has to be ruined right now. If you don't mind, could you clean my butt? I would prefer not to get out of bed...
there is this tf2gamer whose reddit i know and most of his recent posts have less than 1 point
i wonder if someone is mad at him or he just has shit opinions
>join a valve server
>get angry at little dumb stupid things
>get votekicked for no reason
>get angrier
>repeat
i do not enjoy playing this game
why do i still play it
>want to talk about TF2
>everybody is gay
fuck this
>he's not gay
i am straight
putting marshmallows up my butt again
this time im cutting them up so they're easier to get inside
RECORD IT YOU FUCKING TEASE
take pictures this time you cute fuck
no
my legs arent shaved, i dont have a video camera, and i dont want my face to be visible
legs are a non-issue, use your phone even just for static pics, and angle it so we can't see your face or just crop it out
>putting marshmallows up my butt again
why
that sounds gross
no that sounds kinky and potentially delicious
HOLY FUCK I HATE SOLDIERS I WANT EVERY SOLDIER MAIN T OCOMMIT SUICIDE IN A VERY OPAINFTUL WAY
no sorry
it'll be blurry garbage and my phone will get sticky
but he poops from there
shut the fuck up
no serious issue getting them up this time, got five inside but now i really feel like pooping
record it or fuck off
>>3393033
that map is still played on the weeabootique on fridays
ok I promise i'll record it next time
do you want me to poop out the marshmallows on camera? i can't hold them for long
>>3401396
you fucking lie
if you were worried an about anything becoming sticky, you wouldn't post
[spoil+)(!iwanttoeatyourass
>>3402005
i want a tongue in my butt
>>3402275
oh lordy
^
this is me right now
im fumpering
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
not really
^.^
^o^ <===8
>//<
^^^why did you reply to the post about xenon
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
^^
why did you reply to the post about ^.^
^
you are not me
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did someone say
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yes
that is me right now too
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stop this
shaking my head to be honest family
*fucks you raw with two dicks and no lube*
now you can AA
>AA
???
:a
im going to sleep
nighty night /trash/ !
*kisses you good night*
>///<
...
that was gay
*fucks you good night*
its too late tho im already asleep
I quite like the idea of strawpolling you degenerate faggots.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10462855
joke option
im sleepy but my tf2gfu came online
whqt do i do
suck his dick
fuck them goodnight obviously
also tfw you wake up to fap and now you can't go back to sleep even though it's 2am
suck his dick, fuck him and post pics of it here
who the fuck wakes up to fap
*schedules a fapping session for tonight @1am*
i fell asleep with my laptop and woke up and was lusting for shitting dicknipples okay
some people just have no self control
^
my lust was just too robust
sorry
cummies
(´・ω・`)
>orlando
why would anyone ever want to go there
i wanna go to disneyland t-together >//<
I'M GONNA PUT MY ASS IN YOUR ASS BITCH
how would that even work
also disneyland blows
saved
