/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Harem Edition
Previous thread: >>3381774
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Lapis, Steven, and Peridot are adorable siblings and you cannot convince me otherwise.
best gem
nth for objectively best ship
>>3386837
Flighty gems
>Steven can jump n' float high
>Amethyst can shapeshift to fly
>Lapis can levitate and fly
>Garnet and Pearl can ninja jump
>Peri can make liftoff with limb enhancers of with a new gadget
>Jasper has ramming and spindashing that can give her some air, maybe she can ninja jump too
>>3387092
I agree. They are such adorable together.
Pearl!
>>3387118
Welp, can't any gem shapeshift to fly?
>>3387118
>lapis can levitate
You mean hover
>>3387118
>limb enhancers
RIP
>>3387132
who has the best ass doe
Since Blue Diamond and Yellow Diamond both have their personal Pearls, did our Pearl belong to Rose or was she liberated by Rose?
>>3387190
pearl doesn't know how to shapeshift
screenshot this
>>3387170
Peri, of course.
Lapis has, legs I think?
>>3387183
Belonging to Rose would sicken me.
Hey guys, do you like the Pearl I drew?
>>3387183
I'd guess she had been liberated by her since other quartz such as Jasper does not have their own Pearl.
>tfw no high school episodes with Steven, Lapis, Sour Cream, Buck, Jenny, Kiki, Sadie Lars, and Ronaldo
>tfw no middle school episodes with Peridot, Connie, and Onion
>>3387190
The mode of locomotion.
Lapis cannot just rocket herself into the sky and stand there, she needs to flutter her wings.
>>3387226
loving the clothing
>>3387148
Peridot said their bodies are designed to adjust to the gravity of every planet they visit.
So, unless their bodies naturally have flying capabilities like Lapis and Steven or they use enhancements like when Peridot had her limb enhancers, then I'm sure it would take a lot of energy to shapeshift flying abilities like that often.
>>3387226
looks great
>>3387222
Too bad they're both jailbait
>>3387296
They maybe the little babies of the gem family, but they are hundreds of years old.
>>3387118
Jasper kicks the Earth down so she can gain the height advantage.
>>3387222
I'm just waiting for Zuke to snap and dump all the Lapidot smut she's definitly drawn
did you know that pearl is a footfag? remember steven's rain boots? she threw them away so he has to wear his flip flops all the time
>>3387067
Shit OP, OP.
You fucking wish it were a harem.
>>3387282
I feel like having garnet play Steven tag wasn't worth it for the joke. Just makes you wonder why garnet doesn't do that more often. She didn't seem to be at all spent by it and it was for a very casual reason
>>3386541
Judge for yourself
http://unindex.tumblr.com/post/139494472022/to-accomodate-the-request-of-the-original
>>3387325
Sure, anon.
>>3387282
Steven was able to keep himself "older" for a few hours so it's quite likely any gem would commit into shape-shift in ordert to fly to a specific destination.
>>3387339
She likes to stretch her arms.
>>3387362
I know, that's so different though. She changed everything about herself to be Steven, and even ran around and did this cool jump trick
>>3387325
I have the feeling [imissspoiler]she's in love with Lapis[/imissspoiler]
Post best ship
>>3387325
>>3387404
Lapis is one of only two gems to have bare feet.
>>3387429
>>3387429
>pic not related
>>3387275
>>3387287
Thanks guys
>>3387357
More to the point, Steven could ONLY keep if up for a few hours because he was shapeshifting, and more to the point, he was increasing his volume.
If another gem was poofed and reformed in a form capable of flight, as long as it wasn't any larger than their prior default form, they could keep it up indefinitely.
>>3387429
>>3387226
Those are great hands! The nose is a bit too slim but I still love the picture!
>>3387304
We actually have no idea how old Peri is. She could be 2 for all we know.
That said, gems don't qualify as lifeforms, let alone animals, so they aren't jailbait.
>>3387501
But Armstrong's a gem. It's a "she".
>>3387444
More towards the lewd area of the ship.
But regular cuddly Stevidot is nice, too.
>>3387517
>That said, gems don't qualify as lifeforms
Yes they do. I know the definition of "life" is a little fuzzy, but you'd have to REALLY stretch it to exclude Gems.
>>3387532
If that was true Priyanka wouldn't love him. Girls can't love girls, so he must have a penis.
>>3387536
cute stevidot is best
>>3387516
Thank you too.
The hands took more time than the entire rest of the drawing, I must've redrawn them 50 times.
>>3387429
You got it.
>>3387553
>>3387563
Yes.
>>3387577
>She will never be tall again
Why live?
>>3387429
stevidot gave me a feel
>>3387429
>>3387546
>but you'd have to REALLY stretch it to exclude Gems.
>Homeostasis: regulation of the internal environment to maintain a constant state; for example, sweating to reduce temperature
Maybe
>Organization: being structurally composed of one or more cells — the basic units of life
No
>Metabolism: transformation of energy by converting chemicals and energy into cellular components (anabolism) and decomposing organic matter (catabolism). Living things require energy to maintain internal organization (homeostasis) and to produce the other phenomena associated with life.
No
>Growth: maintenance of a higher rate of anabolism than catabolism. A growing organism increases in size in all of its parts, rather than simply accumulating matter.
No
>Adaptation: the ability to change over time in response to the environment. This ability is fundamental to the process of evolution and is determined by the organism's heredity, diet, and external factors.
Yes
>Response to stimuli: a response can take many forms, from the contraction of a unicellular organism to external chemicals, to complex reactions involving all the senses of multicellular organisms. A response is often expressed by motion; for example, the leaves of a plant turning toward the sun (phototropism), and chemotaxis.
Yes
>Reproduction: the ability to produce new individual organisms, either asexually from a single parent organism, or sexually from two parent organisms.
No
They're 2.5/7 on the life-o-meter. The giveaway should have been the fuckhuge bacteriophages in the kindergarten.
>>3387532
The fat cock and balls say otherwise.
>>3387640
That is so anthropocentric!
I hope Jasper will never "ugly cry" like the other gems. A single tear rolling down her cheek would be ideal in the right moment.
How will Lapis react once she sees this?
>>3387702
For all you know I'm a hyperintelligent dog.
Those qualifiers are hardly anthropocentric and apply to all sort of shit.
>>3387739
Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess it depends on if she's still this edgy when it comes up or if Steven has got through to her yet. I think she'd think it was neat if the former were the case, but if she's seemingly functioning like a rational person then this picture alone will definitely be enough for her to relapse and have an arc on her feelings.
>>3387739
She'll start masturbating furiously.
>>3387739
Embarrassed
>Steven tries to socialize her
>She refuses to interact with CG"s
>he takes her to meet the townies
>theyre all super uncomfortable/scared
>She sees that poster
>hfw
>>3387739
"whats an album"
>>3387730
I'd be surprise to see Jasper cry at all.
>>3387784
Dumb bitch shouldn't've fucked with the ocean then.
Fuck I hate blue people.
>>3387784
>lapis kills herself
the end
>>3387608
She can be tall in your heart, anon.
>>3387739
>she fucking loves it
>asks Steven to take her to whoever drew it
>meets Greg
>asks him where he learned to draw so well
>he points her to vidalia
>she says Greg asked her to help him with a cover for his new album
>she asks if she can learn both those things
>Greg teaches Lapis and Vidalia how to play
>Vidalia teaches Greg and Lapis how to draw
Fuck I want them to just chill out, play some tunes and paint on a saturday afternoon.
>>3387739
Gets a guitar and show Greg what real rock's about!
>>3387640
>They're 2.5/7 on the life-o-meter.
Organic life.
post Peridot
>>3387805
give lapis a chill time she deserves
>>3387843
She'll have a chill time in hELL
>>3387828
>>3387757
No. a human would say that.
those parameters as you wrote them are exclusive to earth life. we have no idea how alien life would work
>>3387739
How did Greg know what Lapis looked like if he never saw her in person?
>>3387853
>>3387862
WTF
Rewatch Ocean Gem you nincompoop
>>3387823
>organic life
Nah, same rules could be applied to silicon life or anything else for that matter. None of them require involving carbon.
>>3387862
he saw her water face and pearl's hologram
>>3387640
>Homeostasis: regulation of the internal environment to maintain a constant state; for example, sweating to reduce temperature
>Maybe
The hardlight-projection counts as homoeostasis, the gem is maintaining a constant environment of whatever-the-fuck it is in order to have a usable body.
>Organization: being structurally composed of one or more cells — the basic units of life
"Composed of cells" is obviously a silly requirement for non-Earth life. However, Gems are clearly organised structures, both inside their gems, and in the projection of a body.
>Metabolism
>Growth
They grow and adsorb nutrients from the ground during development. Once they've matured and emerged they stop growing and presumably metabolising, but that's not unheard of.
>Reproduction
The kindergartens count as reproduction. New gems are made that take on traits of previous gems. We don't know the details of how it works or where the "goo" comes from, but that's clearly reproduction.
>>3387236
>Hundreds of pearls
>3-4 diamonds
Quartzes can or atleast should have pearls.
>>3387896
Now how many life points do the gems have
hey is the anon who likes the artist with the tumblr blogs Hillopurkki or cinnabees here? I'm the person whos friends with her and she wanted to say hi
>>3387859
>earth life
But panspermia
>>3387907
Pshtt, no. You saw the dumb Quartzes get poofed like Ruby canonfodder in The Answer, and dying left and right in SOW.
>>3387880
Her face in water is a bit of a stretch but Pearl did hologram her full appearance.
Everyone in Beach City is probably aware of her appearance.
>>3387907
Maybe, but I really don't want our Pearl to have been owned by Rose.
What is your opinion about all this?
>>3387918
6.5 maybe? I confess that the homoeostasis requirement is pretty hard to judge given how little we know about Geobiology.
Also, I know I'm overthinking this, but It's interesting to speculate on how Gems acquire energy once they've matured.
What would you do to her, /sug/?
>>3387987
Mock her chunky, misshapen legs
do these threads get archieved somewhere?
>>3387997
That's rude, anon.
She's offering herself to you, why would you verbally abuse her like that?
>>3387952
I can go either way on this one.
>>3387987
I'd suck her dick, if I am to be at all honest.
>>3388012
Desu covers /trash/
>>3388012
Try desist orange my friend
>>3388021
Interesting, anon.
Would it be just her dick, or would it be any dick?
Are you a fan of peens, anon?
>>3388046
Probably any dick, but her's especially.
I am The fan of peens.
>>3388065
Did you write anything tonight? I just woke up.
>>3388065
Do you like the Lapenis?
>>3388065
You sound pretty okay, anon.
Thanks for answering my survey.
>>3388078
>Peridot bored out of her mind while fondling Lapis
Sounds about right.
>>3388150
I like it, much better than I could do.
>I don't like Lapis very much but that only makes me want her more
This is weird, I don't understand either sentiment.
>>3388150
>Writes and draws
Geez, slow down there, man. I'm already jealous of everyone talented in one aspect here, no need to make me hate my apathetic self even more.
>>3387501
>Armstrong's dick
Yesss.
>>3388182
Right?
>>3388169
Thank you. I can only hope to be good enough to drawfag for /sug/ one day.
Having sex with people I dislike is something I find hot.
Lapis is kind of a bitch, and I'd hate her in real life, which makes me want to bang her.
>>3388172
It's funny, I was just thinking about getting into 3D modeling as well.
I don't have talent anyway, I'm just stubborn.
Good night /sug/
See you all tomorrow
>>3388313
I haven't slept in two fucking days.
>>3388275
She's really only been a bitch in Barn Mates though and that was understandable.
>>3388340
Maybe. She also tried to murder some kids, and stole the ocean, and fucked up Jasper unnecessarily.
Either way I want to keep not liking her, so that I can have more fun thinking about boning her.
>>3388275
>try to get into 3D modeling
>can't figure out Blender to save my life
>my SU Silent Hill 2 fangame set in the hospital with gem mutants will never come true because I have no skills and can't program
>>3388313
Sweet dreams
>>3388375
As long as you not liking her lets you write about her throbbing cock, I'm okay with it.
I don't really feel like getting into this argument this early anyway.
How do you feel about having your first story be about Lapis and Pearl? Your favorite and one you dislike both doing stuff to the reader.
Although three characters might be a lot to start with.
>>3387429
>>3388339
Make yourself pass out either on alcohol, drugs or by doing sport 'til you can't move.
>>3388382
Hit me up in a couple years, after I get my degree I'll do the programming. I wanted to make an SU game soon after anyways.
>>3388462
If I can learn to model I'll try and notify /sug/, no promises since I suck.
Alright, did what I could for this one.
The Vidalia request was a bit too much though.
Post new requests if you want. If i'm still up, I'll try to save them for later.
>>3388429
I don't wanna argue either.
Lapis and Pearl on anon is a good idea. I can already see it in all its degenerate glory.
>>3388508
Great! Keep thinking about it and jot down your ideas until you're ready to start really writefagging.
I'm excited for this.
>>3388490
Try low poly if you can't get really into it, you can still make some nice stuff.
Redemption?
Reminder this is amazon's description for the season
>"Steven's got a lot on his plate - he and Peridot have to stop the cluster, protect the earth against enemies old and new, and all the residents of Beach City seem to have problems that need Steven's help! There are still things about his family, powers, and the gems that Steven doesn't know. But don't worry, there's still time to sing!"
>"and all the residents of Beach City seem to have problems that need Steven's help!"
>enemies old and new
Name some old enemies.
>>3388526
Me too. Hopefully I can live up to your and my own expectations.
Goodnight for now.
>>3387987
Question why there's a bulge between her legs and hope that it isn't what I think it is.
>>3388574
Jasper
>>3388581
Later faggot.
>>3388502
If you can do fighting drawings, Garnet versus Pearl.
>>3388574
the corrupted gems
>>3388574
The Slinker.
>>3388574
Well, Jasper is the only enemy that's been around for a while.
The Rubies could be the new enemies since they'll no doubt be angry when they figure out they were lied to, although Eyeball might be sympathetic to the Crystal Gems.
>>3388588
Penisdot.
>>3388574
Any diamond.
>>3388617
My waifu doesn't have a penis though.
>>3388628
except whitey
>>3388640
Mine does.
>>3388663
Anon, boys can't be wives.
>>3388502
Armstrong?
Just removing the head will be fine but it's fine if this is too odd.
>>3388680
Don't ruin my dreams.
>>3388535
I'm aiming for PS1 levels of models since I loved that early 3d look.
When do you think people will get tired of "retro" pixelshit and force indie devs to make "retro" 3d in order to "innovate"?
>>3388680
In that dress, yeah he can.
>>3388714
>we can't both be your wifes
>but we can both be your husbands
Who made these rules? I want two trap wives.
>>3388680
>>3388724
They're futas you gay fuck.
>>3388716
You've got a good 3 years I think
>>3388680
Why not?
Love you /sug/
I hope sometime today you can get a chance to relax and forget about your stresses.
>>3388788
This is what I do all week. Ironically, my stressers only come out on weekends.
>friend invited me out
>it would've been the first time in months I did something with a friend
>they cancelled the plans today and won't text me back
oh
so how's your week been /sug/
>>3388786
Because boys can't have babies like a real mommy can.
>>3388835
>doing things with friends
>having friends
Just shun the rest of the world completely. You have everyone you could possibly want right here. Going "out" to do "activities" is a meme designed to make you waste money.
>>3388837
But Steven can shapeshift.
>>3388873
I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying. I mean, what would Greg think?
>>3388788
Oh goodness I'm sorry /sug/. I'm so tired I forgot my picture.
>>3388919
Turn in your loveposter badge right now. You're done.
>>3388886
Greg will die of old age eventually, by then Steven and the other Gems can do whatever they want.
>>3388861
This desu
If they can't rap SU to sunset then I'm not interested
Peri no!
>>3388936
That's unusual
>>3388502
Wow that's really cute! Would this with Small Amethyst and now Amethyst work?
>>3388788
That's cute.
Thanks anon, you too.
>>3388936
>you will never fug Amethyst right after she's cleaned herself
>>3388959
Only time I would consider it desu
Dicks
>>3388863
I can't think of a suitable source, so I guess I'll drop my request.
>>3387823
>>3388936
>>3389036
What happened to her Gem?
>>3389051
gnome-no is depressed
>>3389051
You could probably fix that in a couple minutes with the line tool.
>>3389051
No longer available due to copyrights claimed by CN.
>>3388978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymbw2R3uIqc
>>3388978
Confirmed.
Source, by the way?
>>3389073
Somebody also fix the fat rolls.
>>3389194
http://saltinedreams.tumblr.com/
>>3389215
Thanks mate.
>>3389293
Man this is some low quality porn
>>3389323
Looks like the artist isn't a disgusting pedophile.
>>3389333
I like it.
>>3389333
The fact he goes off model doesn't help at all
Also
>double dick
>>3389360
Twice the dick means twice the fun.
>>3389305
Those remind me of bull balls
>>3389333
>threads are slow
>most of the new posts are just dicks
I miss /co/
>>3389510
Same here, I really don't understand how anyone could think /trash/ was better than /co/ at all.
>>3389510
Last thread was one of my favorites in a while
>>3389510
>>3389531
Finally, I found some porn of Barb!
>>3389510
>threads are slow at night
Wow!
>preferring fast speed shitposts over chill conversation
>>/co/
>>3389510
Summer of steven soon, right?
>>3389567
It's not night where I am.
>>3389570
I hope so. All the shitposting morons will go back to /co/ again.
>>3389567
is it night where you are? go to sleep
>>3389567
I always see chill conversation used in favour of /trash/ whenever there are retarded arguments, but there aren't any chill conversations. I've been here ever since we first came to /trash/, and there has hardly been any chill conversations since last hiatus.
Post best ship
>>3389705
Except it was quite chill while In Too Deep was airing.
It should have been obvious what the difference was with the huge rise in shitposting and the occurrence of old memes when the /co/ threads died.
>>3389721
Would you fug a Barb?
LION AROUND
>>3389721
Alright.
>>3389734
Dead and slow isn't the same as chill.
>>3389759
It's 13:40 here.
Is Jenny for hard fuggle or soft huggle
>>3389777
She's for Vidalia's cock when she goes out for pizza.
lauren zuke some photos please
>>3389777
Jenny is for fug, Kiki is for hug.
>>3389789
Is this a picture that exists?
>>3389739
Maybe 20 years ago.
But now? Look at her. She's too old just like priyanka, and just like vidalia.
>>3389791
Check out the last thread
>>3389813
>She's too old
Yes, she's not aged well.
>just like priyanka, and just like vidalia
Nah, son.
>>3389813
>too old
It's not too old unless it's a skeleton.
And even then, there are some exceptions.
>>3389830
delete
>>3389510
you just gotta ask, man
>>3389833
But look at her anon.
She's:
>old
>crusty
>saggy
>>3389987
>Implying any of that is bad
Rewatching episodes is just making me sad and reminding me how lonely I am.
>>3389813
>too old just like priyanka, and just like vidalia
Are you kidding? They've got the perfect age for non-terminal milfitus.
>>3389987
Stop being wrong any time now.
>>3390031
The sad reality of it is that people arent cartoons.
>>3390031
Go get friends
Unless you're unable to
If that's the case you're pretty fucked.
