142nd Dark Side Games
>FUCKIN FINALLY
FINAL FUCKING THREE
>>3386881
Sheesh. When the going starts it gets going doesn't it.
>>3386881
OVERLORD'S GONNA WIN!
>>3386881
Thank God
Thanks for hosting this torture session Vader.
>>3386847
Sup nerd.
>>3386865
Now she told me she wants my waifu to kill herself...also kys
>>3386876
...I miss it too, Stocking.
>>3386842
>Sighs and stands.
Jeez, you're stubborn Rika...
>Shoves her gently out of the way and starts pushing the wreck.
Where am I moving this anyway?
>>3386854
I'm not your "babe".
>>3386881
Well that was sudden. But it's not over just yet.
>>3386874
>is resistant against acid
>continues from the acid puddle
>>3386800
536?
>>3386856
Why would it come out of the purple? Did you dip your eyeballs in a paint bucket or something?
>>3386872
I'm telling you to go to bed cause your jokes are putting me to sleep too how you doing?
>>3386895
Stop that! Now I've got two reasons to be cursed not to win!
>>3386881
Overlord is the only one left I could bet
>>3386903
Don't be like that~
>>3386874
I would have, if you didn't just suddenly stopped!
>>3386881
3rd and last wave of death, next slide decides the winner
>>3386881
This bores me...
>>3386900
...Fucks sake, Souda...now I'm sad, I-I can't be dealing with this.
>>3386838(Deano)
I suppose. They only limit us.
>>3386847
Urotsuki.
>>3386874
>Kyoko
Well that is just insulting, Riri-tan.
>>3386900
My mood sours and it's not getting much better.
>>3386918
I'll be like however I want to be like.
>>3386925
...Val.
>>3386847
Hey, Urotsuki.
>She appears to be attempting to push the blackened, smoking ruins of her tank to little effect, before just dropping on to her back with a sigh
>>3386901
>She immediately tries to push him away
Urgh, there's a reason why I don't do this while people are paying attention.
>>3386900
I don't even know how you're classified as "living" if you have the I.Q. of a rock....
>>3386913
It's good you all realize I'm the Overlord and all but rooting for people in this arena is like a curse for them to lose.
>>3386937
Brat.
>>3386907
>kills
>>3386920
No excuses, it was a test and you failed, simple as that.
>>3386931
Maybe to her it is.
test
>>3386922
Well...
>>3386911
I'm praying for your success my lord.
>>3386938
>Doesn't budge and then just lifts the wreck onto my shoulders.
I'm doing you a favor, how about I just close my eyes?
>>3386925
Hey, wanna go beat the shit outta people's moms?
>>3386953
Test is dead anon.
>>3386953
>We aren't dead yet. Just getting quiet
>>3386908
...Grr... THAT FUCKING DOES IT!
MY WIFE IS ON A TROPICAL FOOD DIET, THE HOUSE IS FULL OF THE STUFF. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A MANGO CRAZY.
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT SEAFOOD YESTERDAY, I'M FEELING A LITTLE EEL.
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A SLAB OF ASPHALT. HE YELLS TO THE BARTENDER, "TWO BEERS, PLEASE! ONE FOR ME, AND ONE FOR THE ROAD!"
WHAT DID THE BUFFALO SAY TO HIS SON WHEN HE LEFT FOR COLLEGE? "BISON."
I DON'T LIKE GERMAN FOOD. IT'S JUST THE WURST.
>>3386937
If you wish to refer to me with a nickname, Ram would do. Are you well since the previous night?
>>3386924
I-I almost feel like crying now. I don't k-know how to deal with this overwhelming emotions! Nostalgia's talking over, and I want it to stop!
>>3386937
I understand what you mean. You can cry on my shoulder if you want.
>>3386942
Can the I.Q. of a rock get accepted to Hope's Peak? I think not!
>>3386962
Whoops. Sorry Overlord!
>>3386908
We have like... 34
>>3386962
>>3386963
>>3386978
WHAT DID I JUST SAY YOU FREAKING IDIOTS! SHUT YOUR TRAP! Let me do my work without you all trying to throw around your bets!
>>3386973
There's only one thing to do at times like this...Kill ourselves...you first.
>>3386968
>IT'S JUST THE WURST.
>>3386952
No way!Q
>>3386952
It's definitely insulting towards me. Don't compare me to the deformed skull.
>>3386938
...Having trouble pushing that?
>she approaches it slowly
>>3386943
Bug.
>>3386970
Ram it is then.
No. In fact, I feel worse. I don't get it....
>>3386973
I doubt you're serious. I don't think I will.
>>3386962
Congrats, Gandolf the pug.
Thanks for hosting, Vader!
>>3386973
I guess they didn't accept you then...
>>3386968
>>3386985
Well, ya don't have to be so rude about it! Even Ivan takes it better than you do!
What do you call a race using legs?
>>3386968
Some of those sound familiar.
>>3386985
I'm sorry my lord, forgive me.
>>3386962
You see, this is why you always bet on the fucking dog. Thanks Vade.
>>3386968
...
Ha, eel, I get it.
>>3386964
That may prove pointless.
>>3386997
...
Do you wish to speak of it?
>>3386962
And this is how it ends, good job Gandalf
>>3386986
>he starts sobbing uncontrollably
>>3386997
I am. I'm feeling extra kind right now thanks to Stocking, so take advantage of it.
>>3387001
>he takes out his Hope's Peak I.D.
See for yourself, Mr. Roboto.
>>3386908
H-he got style
Pretty fine
you got me like me like your hairline
I thought you's not a hater
You just a liar?
Also I think he got lost or somethin, you seen big cass?
>>3386963
No! Put it down!
>>3386962
It's about time.
>>3386997
Well, it IS a tank.
>She stares up bleakly
>>3386968
Stop it, I'm going to lose brain cells at this rate.
>>3387019
Congrats, I guess. And thanks for the show.
>>3386952
>dies
Just wait i'll be back when i revive.
Whatever! Now that this is over I'm going to take a nap. You can all show me the respect I deserve now.
>>3387018
It's Prince or Overlord you idiot!
>>3387019
Thanks for hosting, and good job Gandalf!
>>3387019
Thank you for hosting.
>>3386990
Hmph. Are you so uneducated that you are unaware of the conditions of how to fail a test?
>>3386996
My apologies, you're right, invisible people don't look like my friends.
>>3387022
St-Stop it, I'll start cr-crying too, you fucking a-ass!
>>3387022
This is a mistake, they're missing the minus sign...
>>3387019
Thanks Vader. You're a good guy.
>>3387019
Thanks for having us, sworn friend.
Congrats to the small animal.
>>3387019
>Thanks for hosting as well Vader.
>>3387011
WHAT, YOU INSOLENT PEASANT?
>>3387025
NO.
...
>>3387019
Congratulations, dog wizard
>>3387027
I'll kill you before you can do so.
>>3387035
I-I can't help it! This is all your fault for making me remember happier times!
>>3387036
Denial isn't healthy for your mentality, y'know.
>>3387034
No, I study a lot!
>>3387019
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3387047
Laps
>>3387034
Well, I wasn't planning on annoying you today as someone else is already harrassing you. Hearing this I might end up doing so though.
>>3387019
Congratulations Gandalf!
Thanks for hosting Vader, it was a long one, but fun regardless.
>>3387025
There's no pleasing you is there?
>>3387054
Then why do you use it on a daily basis?
>>3387054
I-Its not my fault, yo-you're the one that got all sentimental!
>>3387049
>>3387018
I don't know what I'd speak of. I just... Feel more and more terrible. My worries about leaving are getting worse. The dreams are getting worse on the way here.
I don't... think I can take this much longer.
>she lowers her gaze, looking away from you.
>>3387022
...Not in front of you.
But thanks for the offer anyway.
>>3387025
And you're only one person.
>she leans against the tank, looking down at you.
>>3387070
Thanks...
>>3387050
You can try but i will win.
>>3387060
...Pff... Okay, you got me there. GG.
>>3387029
Yes, whatever you wish your lordship, rest well!
>>3387070
Thank you...
>>3387056
Right, I don't understand why you're so surprised that you've failed then.
>>3387061
How very considerate of you, well, maybe.
>>3387082
I'll make sure I'll do so before you win.
Fuck you fags
>>3387093
You cheated!
>>3387094
Filthy niggers
>>3387049
...
>>3387065
I'm not in denial about anything!
>>3387076
...I just wanna die, Stocking. I can't take all these memories...
>>3387079
Th-that's fine. I understand it completely...
>>3387029
Who do you think you are yelling at? Go to sleep before a sword gets shoved down your throat.
....
>>3386982
It's my birthday and you guys dont even give me 537 ladders to jump off? I thwought we were better partiers then that.
>>3387024
I dunno where the big lug is, but if you see him tell him to get.
Uh.
The fucks 34 minus 537?
Just get me some fucking ladders.
>>3387018
What, why, I thought everyone had a shitty mom, thats why there are so many your mom jokes right?
>>3387107
>Unsheathes Stocking Katanas
>Stabs you through the heart fuckingly
Shhh, Its all going to be over soon.
>>3387049
....
>>3387098
Only the people taking the test can cheat. I'm sick and tired of hearing your excuses, just admit that you're not trustworthy.
>>3387124
FAT
>>3387064
Not easily.
>>3387079
Yep....You wouldn't believe the lengths I go through to get this thing to a safe location when this happens, even IF I was willing to tell people.
>>3387121
I had a shitty dad that beats me. Does that count?
>>3387124
I'm still alive, you whore.
>>3387120
>>3387070
Thank you for the match.
>>3387079
My body feels empty from hearing that.
>>3387147
GODDAMN IT, FUCKING DIE, YOU CUNT!
>>3387093
Yeah well, I've been running low on reasons to be around so I'll save you the trouble and go back to lurk.
>>3387138
>>3387094
We got ourselfs a little hater? A little hater?
Well you can take the smug face and marshmallow head and white cheese pizza eyes and just yknow,
walk out
>>3387121
I swear I was right with him
did I get lost?
I'm not lost am I?
I don't know
>>3387107
Ok, see you later, bantha....
I gotta go into maintenance. Goodnight everyone.
>>3387111
Rammy, don't go giving off a scare face like that, you'll end up looking like tracksuit!
>>3387143
You can blind fold me if you don't want me to see where we're going, because you can't move this yourself.
>>3387162
Ok then, mysterious stranger, see you later.
>>3387161
Why can't you love me instead?
>>3387121
I have yet to kill Mother yet so it is not required. But is it an interesting thing to think about.
>>3387093
I'm invisible and you can't kill me when i'm invisible.
>>3387107
But... something tells me you're feeling similarly at the moment.
>>3387143
Well, are you ready to push again?
>>3387158
Trust me, that's how I feel.
...I should just get it over with, shouldn't I?
>>3387186
Because you revolt me.
>>3387173
Good night!
>>3387173
Goodnight Clank, have a good maintenance cycle!
>>3387175
Where is he> I still have not killed him yet
>>3387173
I'll see you in the shop then.
>>3387121
Should we hijack a hardware supply truck?
>>3387173
Good night, and i have to go too, good luck on there
Post friends
>>3387173
Goodnight to you, you wonderful robot.
>>3387189
Yeah, I blame that fat bitch Stocking for reminding me all my friends and family are dead and how I'll never go back to living a normal life.
>>3387191
But why?
>>3387188
And how would you know that?
>>3387189
You... have you spoken with your partner lately?
>>3387173
Farewell.
>>3387218
Because, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>Sits in the middle of the thread listening to all the cancer.
This community....is rotting...
>>3387147
Shut up Soda can, we're talkin about moms here.
Unless your dad's also a sex change patient.
>>3387168
You always look lost Enzo, you're kinda like that guy that leaves the house for a jog and ends up wrestling in a desert in Nevada.
Wait no, thats me.
>>3387187
Oh.
Want me to beat the shit out of your mom with a kendo stick?
>>3387203
That's illegal boy, I'm not a criminal hear. We should challenge the drivers to wrestling matches and take their ladders fair and square when we win.
>>3387201
Huh? What do you mean? Do you really want to kill him?
>>3387235
The gay community?
>>3387175
It's my ENTIRE tank, not even you could push it. And I have my ways when noone is around.
>>3387173
Be seeing you.
>>3387189
Don't bother, it weighs too much. I'll get around to it...eventually.
>>3387235
Whatever you say.
>>3387219
You can't see who i am so you can't kill me.
>a notebook falls out of the sky in front of me
huh..what's this book?....death note?...as in ...a notebook of death?
>>3387238
No no
I've had that happen once
it was hot
then cold
and then wet?
I don't remember
I think I won
>>3387214
>>3387238
Sounds like a plan!
>>3387131
I am.
>>3387252
I guess you could say it's DEAD serious!
>>3387243
AJ no Styles is here?
>>3387231
I haven't lately. Not as much as I'd want to. But I could... I could do it right now. He'd understand.
>>3387218
...I'm sorry that happened.
Do you want help to kill her?
>>3387245
You don't want my help? ...Hm, alright.
>she slumps further and lets her back rest on the tank.
>>3387252
>throws molotov
>>3387252
>steals the death note
I need this to write shit down.
Anyone got a pen?
I bet this book is just a prank! I might as well try it out for fun.
>Looks at the nearest ava whom i've judged to be absolute cancer
Ufufu~ I've found my target.
>Writes out the letters one by one
>K a z u i c h i S o u d a
Now we wait 40 seconds.
>>3387278
>throws pen
>>3387233
I just wanna kiss you
>>3387238
No, he just beat the shit outta me for not going to school.
>>3387276
No, she's an angel she can't die, but she likes tormenting me because it's the popular thing to do or something like that. It's not all that big of a deal...I think.
>>3387240
He did trick me into thinking he was you. But with the way you are saying this, I am being too extreme again.
>>3387235
>>3387252
Are you going to keep doing this every other week? Complain and do nothing? People like you should be erased.
>>3387238
Amusing. She would be too powerful for you to handle.
>>3387245
A-are you forgetting I'm an android? I can push it fine.
>>3387276
Like I said, it wouldn't be of much help.
>She slowly sits up
Thanks, though.
>>3387303
How about you kiss my fucking knuckles, you weirdo!
>>3387251
I'll just kill all fondlers, nice and simple.
>>3387263
You're not? Thankyou for finally admitting the truth. Don't you feel better now?
>>3387306
>Writes your name below souda's
At least I'll still be here come next week.
>>3387321
I mean I am trustworthy!
>>3387276
That is good. Because as I have feared, I feel useless in this situation.
>>3387315
>grabs Stocking's hand and kisses the knuckles
They're really ashy. Do you use lotion regularly?
>>3387323
WH-WHAT!? WHY AM I ON YOUR BOOK?!
>>3387308
It weighs tons. Plural.
>>3387303
I doubt she's really an angel... angels are supposed to be good, right?
Even someone as shut-in as me knows that...
>>3387309
Just thought I'd offer. I'm curious... how do you keep getting materials to make these?
>>3387328
I'm sorry to be a burden...Another thing that's my fault.
>>3387330
Souda, the fuck has gotten into you?
You're scaring me.
>>3387323
Holy shit you're cancerous. Kill yourself
>>3387323
W-Wow, I guess you really ARE dead serious.
>>3387321
You can't see who i am so you can't kill me.
>>3387327
Looks like you're still in denial. Maybe you need to get some help.
>>3387323
You are making no sense. Continue complaining about how nothing will change.
>>3387361
>pulls ear
>>3387306
I mean you should maybe give him a slap to the back of the head at... low medium power?
>>3387323
>Adds a letter to the end of each name so it fucks it all up.
>>3387348
>Just stares at her.
I'm capable of at least this!
Has anyone seen my Darling Shouko? Destiny has brought me here tonight just to see her and propose! YES! PROPOSE! I WILL MAKE HER MY WIFE TONIGHT!
>>3387349
I'd love nothing more than to be like you, Dean. That's the ultimate goal in my life.
>>3387352
Maybe under all that fat of hers she's actually nice? Who knows. I surely don't. Not after all the times she impaled me and took me to pound town.
>>3387353
>he takes out some lotion he got from Bath and Boy Works and applies it to Stocking's hands
>>3387359
I'll just kill everybody who does that to me, Aikawa, Matsuda, Rachnera etc.
>>3387370
Stop that! You really are a kid, you need to get help now!
>>3387386
So-Souda, SOUDA, SOUDA STOP IT, STOP IT SOUDA!
>>3387383
>pulls out a game
Destiny?!
>>3387352
Thankfully, I don't actually need to replace anything that often. Otherwise, I, uh...have my ways.
>She clears her throat uncomfortably
>>3387379
Well, I don't WANT help with this!
>>3387392
But i am not on that list.
>>3387383
She's actually my darling, so back off.
>>3387349
I would not know. Though I do not see why you are going this far into helping me.
>>3387352
You are not. This is just a new situation for me.
>>3387379
Amusing. He said I should do the same thing to you.
>>3387396
Can I join in?
>>3387396
W-We'll make you cute again, I promise...
>>3387386
>Clothlines
STOP THAT, YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF KID, DONT FUCKING RUIN IT ALL LIKE I DID.
>Starts beating to death
>>3387417
Fuck no.
>>3387418
What in the fuck are you talking about?
Souda seriously, you're creeping me right the fuck out...
>>3387428
It didn't look that fun anyways. So how's it going?
>>3387407
Really? Looks like I'm getting more unwanted attention from shady people. I'll have to be more careful from now on.
Hey, what's going on?
>>3387419
I-I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO IF-
>WHAM!
-IF YOU KEEP-
>SMACK!
-BEATING ME!
>>3387392
>pets
>>3387349
Unlike some unkept bangs
The weather just in got some overhangs
>>3387399
Honestly why're you so upset about this? I'm only trying to lend a helping hand.
>>3387415
Ah, I suppose we really are like brothers after all...
>>3387437
You can trust me i'm not shady.
>>3387439
Nothing of note really.
>>3387428
Mom's going to think you're pretty after this...d-don't worry, you'll be alright, Just. Don't. Breath.
>>3387433
I'm doing fine, now buzz la buzz off.
>>3387455
>Stocking punches Souda fuckingly
Yeeah, no way, nohoho way!
>>3387439
Lamenting over my destroyed tank.
>>3387446
Because it's personal!
>>3387453
Okay then...
...Soooo....
>>3387439
I'm gettin' the shit beaten outta me.
>>3387451
That's what everybody says, especially when they're hiding in the shadows. Would a kidnapper openly tell you that they're bad people to be around with before kidnapping you?
>>3387465
I got no one else to talk to though. Those are some cool katanas you have there. Why are they striped?
>>3387386
I wouldn't trust her in the slightest, Kazuichi Souda.
...Though keep doing what you're doing right now~. Ufufufu...
>>3387399
...So it's a secret. Hmph. Well, fine by me.
It looks like you manage just fine, however you manage.
>>3387415
Exactly... A lot of new things are happening to you now.And here I am adding to them.
>>3387415
Like I need a reason to do bad shit to bad people.
What if I ran her over in a paddy wagon?
>>3387440
ITS
>Punch
THE ONLY
>Punch
WAY YOU'LL LEARN
>Elbow drop
Hey, what was with that guy writing your name into a book by the way?
>>3387443
Enzo, hold still for a moment. I'm gonna fetch the chainsaw.
>>3387467
Sorry, I guess?
>>3387469
Good to know....
>>3387468
.....
... I'm not good at this conversation thing.
Uhhh... What about you?
>>3387392
Hey, I'd do it with Kurumi. Don't double dare me.
>>3387439
I have no idea!
>>3387465
You'll be a beautiful bride...
>>3387439
Nothing as you can see.
>>3387446
Fine. If you both think so, I will slap him.
>>3387479
If I am ever to grow, I must experience all of them. I do not mind helping out something I call a friend.
>>3387485
...I suppose she would not see it coming.
>>3387479
G-Getting the shit beaten outta me? That's really painful, y'know...
>>3387485
>>3387487
HELP! CALL 9-1-1 BEFORE HE KILLS ME!
>>3387488
...How's about those Red Soxs?
>>3387493
>>3387498
Wonderful...
>>3387475
...Because reasons.
>>3387494
I think I know what you're trying to do, and frankly its freaking me out...
>>3387513
So is that guy like your boyfriend? He's pretty cool if you ask me.
>>3387509
I'll call 911 for you, buddy.
>>3387472
Yes i think they would.
>>3387510
I don't wear any red socks... Do you?
>>3387479
It was easier back when I was under my boss's employ, at the least, since she was more than eager to supply anything I needed. Thanks for not prying, by the way.
>>3387487
Don't mind my ramblings.
>She sighs world-wearily, lying on her back
>>3387467
Hmpf.
>Backs away from the wreck and sits once more.
>>3387498
Haha, but hey Rammy, how are you today? You look like you're doing fine lately.
>>3387524
No he's not, don't ever even imply that.
>>3387509
OKAY OKAY JUST A SECOND!
...Wait, what's the number for 9-1-1 again?
>>3387529
Well no, they're not actually socks...
>>3387539
Something up?
>>3387513
...
>>3387524
I don't care who does it, so long as it's done!
>>3387498
Oh, good. Cause I don't have one right now. New York kinda vot mad about that one time I stole a paddy wagon.
And coat.
And hand cuffs.
And baton.
Was it even New York actually?
Point is they took it back. Still kept the baton though.
>>3387524
>>3387509
Don't worry guy, I am the 9/11.
>Pulls out baton
Just leave this slacker Souda to me.
>>3387509
While simultaneously embarrassing someone else. It's hilarious, actually.
>>3387498
>sigh
Well, you've probably been experiencing more than me....
Anything of note?
>>3387539
>she shrugs
It's none of my business how you do what you do.
Your boss? Good at making weapons like you?
>>3387556
He's still a pretty cool guy...So like are you a demon or something?
>>3387556
They told me they don't take domestic abuse seriously if it's the woman beating the man.....Kind of sexist if you ask me...
>>3387492
My apologies, I don't know where I even got that name from.
>>3387527
I hope you have a honest, hardworking job. I shudder to think what a lousy criminal you would be if you were to tell everybody how much of a terrible being you are, before committing the crime.
>>3387556
So-Souda, are you like, alright? Should I call the crazy person pick up squad?
>>3387485
Don't cut my style when your face is just as vile and your hair needs to burn in the woodpile
>>3387552
What would they even be then?
>>3387541
Hmpf.
>She climbs on top of the wreckage
>>3387552
>She looks over blankly, then points at the blacked wreckage of what appears to be some sort of tank
>>3387562
Nah, she was just an evil spirit, she just had hilariously large amounts of resources, because, y'know...magic.
>>3387571
Both the same link, bud
>>3387541
I have been having little breakdowns but I have been well.
>>3387559
You are already planning to kill someone. Steal the victory if you need to. I will deal with any enforcement after you.
>>3387562
One thing that is still on your mind is this thing called yaoi. Have you heard of it?
>>3387552
I DUNNO, LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET OR SOMETHING! DO IT QUICK!
>>3387559
N-No, don't! I'm white, Dean! WHITE!
>>3387562
I-It's not funny! Pain's never funny, especially when it happens to me!
>>3387571
IT'S A MAN BEATING A MAN, YOU ASS!
>>3387579
Stocking...
>>3387588
They're a baseball team, duh.
Have you never heard of baseball? It's the most American sport there is.
>>3387590
...Can't you just buy a new one?
>>3387591
I didn't even notice. That's a real bummer man...
>>3387612
...What is it, Souda?
>>3387572
But i didn't commit a crime.
>>3387616
>Most American
>Baseball
I'm America, and I can tell you that's not true, it's Football.
>>3387590
Why are you always so difficult?
>>3387600
Breakdowns? I think we have different meanings of breakdowns...
>>3387630
Can I come to the wedding after you accept his proposal? My mom tells me I need to get out more.
>>3387616
I don't think I've ever heard of this sport before, no...
>>3387590
Nice of an evil spirit to give some of that to a human...
I see ghosts sometimes in my dreams, but never in real life.
>>3387600
Yaoi...? I know what it is, sort of. It's a term like yuri, except it involves two males.... I think.
>>3387612
No, it's definitely funny. I want to do something like this too.
>>3387652
Can you do me a solid and not assume the worst?
>3387583
YOU CALLIN MY RECEEDING HAIRLINE A WOODFIRE YOU-
You uh.
Your rat.
That rat a ta-
What the fuck rhymes with ra-
FUCK YOUR HAIR.
>>3387600
Hey now, it's cause they deserve it. I ain't one to do anything to the innocent. Not even steal a single penny.
>>3387579
>>3387612
DID SOMEBODY CALL?
>Comences baton beating
>>3387630
Will you marry me?
A Roman enters a bar, lifts two fingers and says "five beers please!!".
>>3387616
I made that thing, no buying involved. It's going to take ages to fix it up....
>>3387647
It's just how I am.
>>3387654
She was ever as evil as she claimed, really. Plus...well, I was her "underling", as she put it, and it was always dedicated to a certain goal.
>>3387659
>>3387664
I mean I did just call it.
>>3387633
I don't even know anymore, just behave.
>>3387572
I'll accept the apolo in exchange for one more with glasses, deal?
>>3387667
Oh boy, here we go.
>>3387664
Souda, are you feeling alright?
No, seriously, you're scaring me, call me a fatty, call me a lardass, call me fucking anything!
>>3387654
N-No, Utopia, you don't wanna get bloody, right? You're wearing your only pair of clothes right now!
>>3387660
DEAN NO! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY DAD, EXCEPT YOU SMELL WEIRDER!
>>3387612
...It's 911.
Ooooooh that makes sense.
>takes out his cellphone and calls 911
I'd like to report an assault!
...Where am I?
Uh.... I don't...
>hangs up
...Where ARE we actually?
>>3387645
But, the hotdogs....
>>3387653
It's simple, but not really, actually.
>>3387674
Well sorry, but there's no use in crying spilled milk over it.
>>3387686
i'll do it I guess.....You're fat and a lardass. uhh...You're a walking dairy cow.
>>3387680
Fine, if that's what you really want.
>>3387700
>Beats the ever loving shit out of the weirdo
DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN, YOU LOW LIFE ASSHOOOOLE!
>>3387676
Great minds thing alike!
>>3387686
I realized all this time we've been fighting that I never wanted to take you to pound town, I wanted to take you to sex town!
>>3387694
WHY THE HELL DID YOU HANG UP BEFORE YOU ASKED ME THAT QUESTION!?
Er, I think this is Rome, by the way.
>>3387694
But-- wait... Is Baseball the most American sport? Football is just Rugby but with white people...
As for your question, welcome to hell! Weather's great here!
>>3387694
Well if I don't mind if it isn't simple. I am a Kappa after all. It could be very interesting to learn a new thing or two.
>>3387709
Ugh! I...ok...I deserved it anyways....You want to come down to my basement sometime? Play DnD?
>>3387694
You just don't get it.
>>3387392
>pulls more
>>3387660
Bigger dud than Dudley
You need to get better than them rhymes
Or the will be only be ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU
>>3387647
The ones I had lately have been linked to my identity.
>>3387654
My sister is enamored with it. She keeps trying to find more. I do not see why she finds it so enjoyable. Actually speaking of my sister, all of them were present yesterday.
>>3387660
Hmph. I appreciate the ideas whoever you are.
>>3387713
Souda seriously, snap out of it. this isn't like you...
>>3387721
Fuck no, never talk to me ever again, or i'll beat your ass even worse.
>>3387703
Well shit, seems I got outmemed this time. Well done.
>>3387724
Will you ever grow up and behave?
>>3387674
How about a song to lighten the mood?
>>3387734
Why would that be? You are you.
