Future thread for me
>>3382095
NIGHT SIX
>>3382153
I mean, you su-...but I kinda wanna-bu-BU-BUUUUUUUT-...you're really busting my balls here bugsuit.
>>3382101
Update it u sack of shit.
>>3382178
Who the fuck should I put on it?
>>3382099 (Engi)
Can't blame you there. I would be a fair statement to say that much of everything here is from an alternate reality, or at least timeline, from one another.
>She briefly disappears inside of her tank, popping back out with a can of soda, which she quickly cracks open to the absolute minimum point where one could drink from it
>>3382141
I guess it'll be easier to find him this way.
>>3382115
A dollar? Huh, that's pretty cheap. One second.
>she rummages through her pocket and takes out a single dollar, then hands it to the strange girl
Here you go!
>>3382115
I would like to buy Ben Chilwell
>>3382141
It was kind of obvious
>>3382141
You want some kind of medal or something?
>>3382141
A bunch of evildoers have made a posse to hunt me down? WELL COME AT ME! No evil can withstand the might of one of the greatest Gelati Knights in the Universe!
>there are people in this thread that think kurumi is waifu material
Drink Drain-o.
>>3382141
Just noticed i died, rooting Anti-bug Spray
Flandre is pretty cute
>>3382168
>Finds a nice looking pole to hide behind while waiting for the superhero to leave.
>>3382141
I got what I came here for.
>>3382202
>>3382185
People you like?
>>3382141
THE FEAST
>>3382204
[Insert angry arguing with self here]
>>3382153
Oh, so you're both actually pretty weak and incompetent? That sounds about right, ah I'm sorry, I'm actually being quite mean, I just don't like wishes too much, they either backfire on you or take something from you.
>>3382200
>LF
>>3382200
B-but she's sadistic!
>>3382202
Rumia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flan
>>3382219
I already have my little burger made by Mokou
>>3382218
So a chart with just me on it?
>>3382227
I'd fuck her m8, just so she fucking ends my life.
>>3382200
Drink a cup of concentrated battery acid and wash it away with a gallon of bleach.
>>3382219
Best day of my life to date so far.
>>3382219
I do not need any more people trying to kill me.
Reminder that if you have more than one waifu you should just end it all.
>>3382219
IN COLD BLOOD!
>>3382026
Response: Human organ for circulation.
Assessment: Potential use in research
Query: How much scrap for several.
>>3382150
Response: Affirmative. All Humanoids are the same to Engi. Differences matter little. Sign of human self-division and self-importance.
>>3382164
Response: Have none of you attempted unification into a single state?
>>3382186
Query: Alternate timelines?
>he pauses completely still for a moment processing
Response: Spacial anomalies in this region are likely the cause.
Statement: Zoltan likely interested in this place due to the energy here. Explains high military presence around this area of space.
>>3382141
Very well, This should be enough.
However, they might found my location.
>>3382219
Oh well, It was nice while it lasted.
>>3382219
>>3382247
Kuku... the correct response when facing a demon...
>>3382221
>Watches carefully from afar.
>>3382225
I'm not weak!!
>She points dramatically.
I am Karen Shirogane, powerful demon and chosen of Akane Koumoto, the Horned Lady! I am not weak!
>>3382248
>tfw only one
Laifu preserved
>>3382185
>>3382218
>>3382243
No. Put only me on it.
>>3382219
DAY SIX
>>3382258
>Accidentally fires finger laser at the pole while bickering with self
>>3382251
R-Really... that's... Yay!! I'm not unknown... I think?
>>3382266
You don't even like yourself though, why should anyone put you on their's?
>>3382266
List me all your ava's n I'll do it fampai. I need 12 or 13 or w/e the fuck slots are on there.
>>3382269
She has a little gun anyway, it's not worth it
>>3382243
No, people you like to talk with.
>>3382269
With this payment... your wish shall be granted!
Kukuku!
>>3382279
>
>>3382202
>Cutest Extra boss
>Not Koishi
>>3382258
>Gets into a pose as well.
Look! I'm posing too! It means I'm strong right?!...
No it doesn't, so don't do it.
>>3382269
Weren't you one of those gang members after me to stop justice from the west? Well, now it looks like you're frozen in place! Haha!
>>3382269
10 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
>tells everyone to drink bleach
>>3382202
>
>>3382296
That's clearly Raiko
>>3382318
t. Yuno
>>3382251
I haven't seen much military at all around here, unless it's off-planet or something. But oh yeah, I technically don't even exist, by way of the events of my reality no longer having happened.
...What are you, anyways?
>>3382318
Nah.
>>3382294
Fine, Fine, since you keep on saying it'll just be a waste of power I won't hurt the thing-Jeez, I promise, when the hell did you even learn about promises?
>>3382285
...Because.
>>3382286
Ichimatsu.
>>3382318
>implying I haven't done it so much I built up an immunity
>>3382317
You were lucky I was drunk...
>>3382318
>LF and Yuno's bleach meme has become stale and they don't realise it
>>3382317
I'll fold.
>>3382290
You're making this tough for me buddy. I only have myself and I don't talk to myself.
>>3382333
Pm me 12 or 13 pics so I don't have to find them myself.
>>3382327
wasn't me
>>3382346
give me new memes
>>3382251
No, I don't think we have. The Holy Roman Empire were just countries in a house, and the same can be said for the Soviet Union. In fact, I'm pretty sure that most empires were just countries taken by other countries. I miss those times...
If we have, then I have not heard of it.
>>3382318
I have tried that once. Tasted horrible, kind of like boiling water.
>>3382306
I have no choice but to show you my power then! Kukuku...!
Steel yourself!
>>3382317
Fufu... in the dead of night, a demon talks the town...
How fitting.
>>3382332
>Pokes head out.
>>3382318
>actually does it
>>3382346
>>3382361
How about we make battery acid a new meme jewman?
>>3382332
>Beetle, beetle
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/6rj1gtdyalzes/Ekichi
>Tell me if I fucked up
>>3382318
Why you don't go to drink with me?
>>3382269
Her threats mean nothing if she never does anything with them.
>>3382286
>Okarin, Souda, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Ibuki, Aizawa, Ishimaru
>>3382344
>>3382317
That is no excuse. I was impaired as well.
>>3382317
>>3382353
>sweeps your cards off the table
>>3382371
go make toast in a tub
>>3382372
>>3382358
I always forget you just like to meme your way out of conversations, so whatever.
>>3382372
Now let's find that girl who beat me up
>>3382372
Lucifero. Clean up this mess.
>>3382358
Will do.
>>3382372
>>3382385
That's... Not cool...
>>3382364
I don't steel myself, I'm already made of the stuff..
HERE I AM
DIRTY AND FACELESS
>>3382372
DAY EIGHT
Anyone still have that worldmap of where all the avatars are based from? We just lost all of Russia.
>>3382414
BROTHER! Have you seen my signals up in the atmosphere of space and have finally rallied to me?
>>3382412
Kuku, that's right! Tremble with--
...
What?
>>3382283
Response: As stated; Humans are the most widespread sentient race Engi are aware of.
>>3382328
Response: Anomaly is invisible, similar to a wormhole. Impossible to see through to the opposite end.
Statement: We are Engi; machine-race. Allied to Zoltan.
>>3382362
Observation: Human homeworld is divided among Humanoids embodying their tribes. No constant effort to unite. Perhaps incapable.
>>3382424
Hurry up, I need to go
>>3382425
>>3382406
No folding at my table. You put your ass on the line and play the hand.
>>3382424
Bang.
>>3382425
That's exclusively Mion who has a vpn anyway
>>3382425
Only Mion desu
>>3382376
>Have to go premimun to download files un bulk
>reeeee
>Could you do me a solid and imgur them?
>>3382364
Yeah, yeah, its safe, you can come out.
>>3382386
Already doing it, got extra butter and some ham while we're at it. Bring the pineapple and we can have Mikan toast.
>>3382395
Buddy listen. If I had to make a shitty chart with people I like I'll need to make a custom one. Not only that, but I'm fucking retarded so I'll end up forgetting people and I'm not takin' that risk, das why I don't make something like that.
>>3382405
Sounds like a deal.
>>3382424
I have sustained heavy damage.
>>3382382
>How do you remember half of those...?
>>3382435
Oh! When I ment unknown, I was talking about myself! Question, question. Is monsters... known?
>>3382457
>Kay, kay.
>>3382457
>Tucks wings away.
>>3382448
Well there's no point in that now since you've gotten rid of all the cards on the table...
How about a do-over?
>>3382435
Hmh. Makes sense, considering this place's...attributes. An entire race of sentient machines...? That's a new one to me. You're awfully accepting of everything I tell you.
>>3382433
Oh, I thought powerful demons could sense stuff like that, I'm an android, not a human, so I guess you're not all that powerful huh?
>>3382425
N-Nani?
>>3382424
Six tributes remain.
NIGHT EIGHT
*cough*itsthegreenone*cough*
>>3382477
EVERYBODY SAY "HEY"!
>>3382493
Sure, I could go for another round.
>>3382505
I bet it was the old fart.
>>3382486
>appreciate it.
>>3382491
Uh-huh, you can stop being a scaredy cat now.
>>3382462
> I'll end up forgetting people and I'm not takin' that risk, das why I don't make something like that.
How do you forget the people you enjoy watching here? Is not like you will break someone's feelings because they aren't in your chart.
>>3382505
>>3382522
We all saw you dying
>>3382496
>She actually starts crying.
D-don' sey dat!
I'm sdrong, I-I yam!!
>>3382524
Kukuku... You have been mistaken.
That was not fear.
>>3382435
Pretty much, yes. If we were to unite to rule over the world, only one person would remain, hypothetically.
That person would be me~
>>3382512
Hey.
>>3382505
4 tributes remain.
NIGHT NINE
We have a winner next slide.
>>3382537
Suuuure it wasn't, and I'm not blue.
>>3382551
I can't trust anyone here
>>3382512
Пpивeт!
>>3382462
>I'm too busy trying to suck everybody's cock so I can't even tell the people close to me
Disgusting.
>>3382551
The only one I could bet now is ocelot
>>3382477
>Ishi and Choro won one of my games game and I remember everyone else from your ava chart.
Vader you around?
>>3382537
>Sighs.
I suppose I am well built, so don't cry, I'm starting to feel bad.
>>3382522
>Gets up off his chair to pick up all the cards scattered across the surface of the wooden ground, gathering them all up into a deck before he shuffles them.
>After he's finished, he puts the deck face down on the left side of the table, before spreading the cards out evenly between each other to start off the game.
>all of your senpai will never acknowledge you or give you praise
I guess I'll just have to deal with it.
>>3382571
Yes, you just went to dinner, still waiting for Spray to win
>How the ban should've went.
>>3382522
>kissu
>>3382593
Have you watched this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsaABPylPl0
Si no lo haz visto preparate para reir y quisas arrugarte como una uva pasa.
>>3382534
>Is not like you will break someone's feelings because they aren't in your chart.
See, that's not what I'm going to risk. I'm also simply too lazy to put effort in making a chart with a few more squares.
>>3382562
But niggy, most people open a talk with me. I barely initiate a conversation. However if you want to talk to me that badly, ya know where to find me.
>>3382486
Response: Monsters are different organisms or beings that sentient races fear.
Comment: A common "monster" would be giant space spiders.
>>3382495
Response: Engi collect all information which is later analyzed by Engi race as a whole.
Comment: Engi has little reason not to trust what you tell us until later proven.
>>3382538
Response: Noted.
Observation: Humanoids still self-centered and confident akin to their singular-space faring counterparts.
Why russia is banned?
>>3382620
YES
>>3382593
>>3382620
THE CURSE IS BROKEN
>>3382620
>>3382623
Because Communism is bad, obviously.
>>3382620
CONGRATULATIONS OCELOT.
THE CURSE IS BROKEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
>>3382553
It wasn't!
>>3382573
B-bud you sed... and you...
>>3382613
I don't. You don't have any real friends.
>>3382614
Giant... space spider? Um... what's space?
>>3382658
Congratulations, Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot. Thank you for hosting, Yuno.
>>3382611
No se porque, pero no me ha dado risa
>>3382658
I can't even believe that, thanks RNGesus
>>3382659
I know fear when I see it, and that totally has nothing to do with the Bug Suit.
>>3382620
That's bullshit...thanks for hosting
>>3382658
Thank you for the opportunity. Congratulations.
>>3382613
But literally no one would be upset because they aren't one of your favorites. You aren't risking anything.
>>3382662
Tell me more lad.
>>3382658
Placements
I'll update the bounty thing some other time. I'm sleepy.
>>3382658
Thank you for hosting.
>>3382658
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3382683
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3382673
What you mistook for fear was one of my demonic abilities in practice.
>>3382658
>>3382683
Congrats thanks for hosting!
>>3382614
Which I suppose would explain your, uh...unique manner of speech. Well, you have a fair point, at that. Admittedly, you're probably just keeping objective, rather than just taking everything I say as a fact of sorts.
>>3382683
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3382658
>>3382683
Thanks for having us. Have a goodnight's rest if you are about to head out.
>>3382611
>Gobierno de Chile.
>>3382683
>Mokou is last
>Ocelot wins
People have reputations to save here in this shithole?
>>3382705
Great work, Ocelot.
>>3382683
Thanks for hosting.
>>3382696
>congrats and*
>>3382692
Emotion isn't a demonic ability...wait are you one of those...chuunies?
>>3382623
Heт, I am still here.
>>3382614
It was hypothetically. Most likely outcome, but hypothetically. Anyway, enough about the Soviets. Where do you come from? America? England?
>>3382683
блaгoдapя for hosting, and Пoздpaвлeния to Ocelot!
>>3382715
o i am laffin
>>3382658
Congratulations Ocelot!
Thanks for hosting and keeping us all dead and happy!
>>3382659
Ugh...
>holds one of the ends of my scarf up to her to wipe her tears with.
Here.
>>3382683
Thank you for this opportunity, Host.
>>3382672
Bueno el video solo da mucho asco por que esta horrible y el govierno le pago al autor por esa cosa...no te causo ninguna reaccion?
>>3382713
Pobre gente que vio eso en television publica.
RUSSIA IS SAVED
>>>/pol/76795924
>>3382724
no, don't let them tell you otherwise
>>3382683
Good winner
>>3382727
>>3382703
>>3382735
>>3382737
>>3382749
Thank you !
>>3382683
Thanks for hosting
>>3382743
La verdad no, por eso habia dicho eso
Post what you're listening to and guess avafags
>>3382683
Thanks for hosting
>>3382658
Congratulations
>>3382745
>I'm confused, what's this about? I normally don't touch /pol/ with a ten-foot pole
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR5u9jb0PJE
>>3382759
Well I tried. Como andas?
>>3382761
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye4ZFA5OtKI
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9wkNnFfGA
>>3382730
I-I am a demon! Look upon my horns as proof!
>>3382737
>She sputters something intelligible. Most likely a thank you.
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKlBTmylvqY
>>3382767
Danke
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezx9f2vG46s
>>3382666
Response: Everything in existence is space. Most of it is empty with physical matter making up a minuscule percentage of space.
Comment: What you would associate as "space" begins outside your planet's atmosphere.
>>3382703
Response: That is correct.
>>3382735
Response: Engi do not have a traditional homeworld as most species. Rather a collection of worlds where most of our population live.
Comment: Engi are not Human creations. Our origins are outside of Human influence. We are what you would call "aliens".
>>3382775
Russia was banned from using 4chan for a bit
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekN3X0h8TLo&list=RDekN3X0h8TLo
>>3382757
Congrats by the way you old fart. I'll get you next time.
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1BMuY26KO4
>>3382784
Those could be fake for all I know.
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5_LQArLa0
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McfxpkQqb8w
Easy mode.
>>3382779
>kisses Airi's belly
>>3382761
https://youtu.be/3ZpoWUD2MvQ
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNo7m6chEW0&spfreload=1
>>3382780
Lel, look at you. Pathetic.
>tfw no more russia
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkH_3Lb8iBM
>>3382798
Maybe you should check your aim, looks like you have a broken eye
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0
>>3382824
Don't worry comrade, we are of the saved.
>>3382790
How...logical of you.
>>3382791
>I have no clue why, but alright?
>>3382824
>>3382745
>>3382824
Good. Russian's are the worst. Vodka sucks.
>>3382824
>>3382824
>too bad 4chan isn't csgo
>>3382779
Yo bien, un dia cansado, pero todo bien por hoy, que hay de ti?
>>3382784
Just don't get it too dirty, It's like a part of me.
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj9_gkIXkIg&index=2&list=PLIiOZQSZm0NY1q9Md_81TMRLjgWJ9PYJW
Here's a gimme.
>>3382790
.......Uh. Um... So that's space? O-Okay.
>>3382824
>F
>>3382829
I'm half blind
>>3382838
>I have no clue why
>>3382790
We are familiar with aliens. Once, we were invaded and Italy somehow saved us. Switzerland and Liechtenstein weren't attacked, funnily enough.
A collection of worlds? Would that be akin to an Empire?
>>3382824
Still here, drinking vodka.
>>3382802
They're not!
>>3382849
>She hands it back.
A-anyways...
>>3382867
And a complete loser
>>3382822
Yet you're taking time to shitpost someone you deem pathetic. Pathetic, right?
>I don't know anything about anyone's music tastes to make a good guess.
>>3382850
>>3382805
>Except that this may be Shadow and Vader respectively.
>>3382845
cyka BLYAT
>>3382883
Go jump in a fire
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rVqj8PGTXA
>>3382838
Response: Engi are machines. We act out of reason and are not limited by emotions.
>>3382856
Response: Correct
Comment: A very broad and lose definition.
Query: Have you never heard of what lies outside your world?
>>3382887
post your TOPSTERS to HELP GARNET
>>3382782
Kaito?
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsz497IqoH0
>>3382802
http://imgur.com/a/GdLGx
http://imgur.com/a/QwF37
http://imgur.com/a/EFU01
http://imgur.com/a/Hg2yQ
http://imgur.com/a/hnNVa
>Take it you spic
>>3382887
>But shadow playing kirby right now
>>3382873
They might be, unless you let me do the good o'll fashion pulley tuggy test.
>>3382780
Gee you could have said you're just lazy.
>>3382906
Nope! Guess again.
>>3382887
Not Vader.
>>3382887
My taste is shit, so this is mine
>>3382786
I expected no one to get this, since I'm full blown /mu/.
>>3382873
>wraps it back around my neck.
Yes? Was there a point you wanted to make?
>>3382896
I don't think you're a loser, just a stubborn girl with bad luck.
>>3382761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maGo746WoLE
>>3382912
>Muuch better
>Kissu
Don't mind me... Just need to post this here real quick.
>>3382901
No. I used to live in the basement... now I live in a hole here...
>>3382934
>Huggu
>>3382922
Damn...idk who else likes vocaloid here. Miku maybe?
>>3382938
tfw no more russia
>>3382938
John Cena
>>3382938
Colonel Sanders
>>3382938
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3382938
Ivan Braginski
>>3382943
Kys
>>3382938
Ichimatsu.
If you don't host I'll end you.
>>3382938
Forsen
>>3382938
Rika
>>3382901
Limited by or capable of?
>>3382868
>I guess there was something about Russia fucking up the posting?
>>3382938
an scoop
>>3382938
Overlord Laharl
>>3382938
Mii Swordfighter
>>3382887
>Congratulations, you got me.
>>3382912
>Not right now, waiting for 3DS to charge, so I'm lurking a bit.
>>3382896
Why would I do that ?
>>3382888
>hello guys what's going on ?
>>hi team, ruski?
>no
>>da, [insert some russian greeting]
>blocks all communications
>>3382938
Shalashaska
>
>>3382938
Klopp
>>3382938
Kneesocks
>>3382938
Matsuda
>>3382928
I'm well aware that it was you, trash. You've shown me that song several times and I've already stated that it's somewhat appeasing when reading manga.
>>3382919
I have more important business to deal with, my manga and several other things take priority.
>>3382938
Maria and Harusame
>>3382938
Cappy
>Female
>>3382938
Machi
>>3382938
Engi
>>3382912
>It was a guess. I forgot you like Sonic as well.
>>3382925
>Then Kuga? I don't know.
>>3382938
Ramlethal
If this game is fake I will pick up the roster.
>>3382938
Marcus Holloway