Ichimatsu and I will need thirty six fighters. We will raise it if necessary.
Limit filler and no duplicates.
Colonel Sanders
>>3341875
Kaguya Houraisan
Lord Beerus
The 400th mobile infantry
The Player
>>3341875
Yukkuri Reimu
Tatsuta
Satou the Absolute Madman
Boba Fett
Premier Soviet
>>3341875
Overlord Laharl
Dan the Man
>>3341875
Fujiwara no Mokou
Sol Badguy
Eggman-kun
D.Va
Cappy
>Female
Mikan Tsumiki
Link
Kurumi
>>3341614
Well...I can see why most humans are so easily manipulated and just repulsive in general when a trick like that works...
Ash Crimson
Junkrat
Lord Dimple
Haise Sasaki
Sleepy maria-chan
Red Hood
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Nymph
Baki Hanma
>>3341875
King Kaito the drinkable
>>3341832
Can't you tell who is one and avoid them?
>>3341855
That sounds a little strange... But maybe... Ugh is it bad I want her to come back even though I'm going to crash and burn again..
Arachnis the Spider King
>>3341875
Empress
>>3341853
One of the Heroes is named Rocbouquet. Heard that her beauty can make men, and even women mindless puppets... well, that's what my brother said
>>3341904
Пpивeт чyвaк!
Kuroyukihime
Shalashaska
Kuga the Sealed One
Mercy
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Vic Viper
Furry porn
>>3341872
Um...No thanks, I don't do well near violence...I-I'd mess up, possibly horribly...so-sorry, but I don't think I'd be good at it
Megumin
Dante
Yukine
>>3341911
>I was under the impression she was bullied for most of her life due to how easy it is to step all over her
>>3341947
It's not always that easy. Sometimes they'll find me before I find them.
Kyosuke/Iori/Rock
Fite me
Mirai-chan
>>3341963
I can provide cover fire and you are fine. Unlike мyдaк cyкa Vasya. Always Rush A
>>3341920
It's not really a trick. Just being upfront about intent.
>>3341875
Hinata
>>3341950
Uhhh... what?
>>3341980
I mean you're not evil, can't you just tell one that doesn't attack you to tell others?
>>3341904
>rubs feet
>>3341986
Sagat/M.Bison/Geese
K-Groove Nigga
Pick your stage
>>3341986
M. Bison/Haohmaru/Morrigan
Checkm8
>>3341919
>Hug
How was your day?
We need three more.
>>3342016
It's "Hi dude" in Russian...
>>3342019
I have a few partners who are also ESPers. We're on good terms.
Problem is, not all ESPers are on the same side. In the end, they're all people.
>>3342033
Pig-chan
>>3342033
Armin Van Buuren
>>3342033
Overlord
Zombieman
>>3341875
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>3342033
I counted 46 ending with me though... are you skipping some of the filler?
>>3341991
Hello sweetheart <3
>>3341875
Baron Blade
>>3342033
GRAVELORD NITO
>>3341999
N-No, I mean I don't think I could do well on a battlefield...li-like in general.
>>3341979
>Same here
>>3342058
It goes to 48
>>3341875
This may go horribly
The Memer
>>3342097
Swap me out for corpse-kun please.
>>3341947
>>3342054
>>3342081
Then you can help soldiers in Medic tents. Or stick to school nurse. Your choice
>>3342097
Pretty good, let's begin !
>>3342102
>>3342097
>>3341898
Give Adachi my spot in this.
I SUMMON ALL HOSTS TO HOST
>>3342033
>>3342097
Give my spot to this young lady over here
>>3342059
I got some Mixing to do. I don't have time for this.
>>3342097
Get down, get low.
>>3342086
I know, Anon-san, but if I was 46, then I was wondering why he said he needed three more, not just two... I was just making sure he didn't skip anyone
Good luck everyone... Do your best
>>3342097
Begin!
>>3341900
>>3342069
>>3342097
Swap
>>3342122
Are you sure you want to give up your spot? You don't have to, you know.
>>3342118
I didn't expect a swap.
I'll try to not be a shit.
>>3342112
N-No thank you, th-that's way to much pressure...
>>3342083
>Burning Osaka
aint go shit on GhettoWarmachine
gg no re
>>3342035
Oh... Uh, hi.
>>3342097
Let's get this over with
>>3342097
Looks like a band of misfits in a group together. Maan. This is going to be annoying.
>>3342097
Hey Ram, guess what happened again? That's right. You're good to host by yourself as I get my computer to work again. Sorry for being worthless trash.
>Mobil Ichi
Finally got this damn potato to work again.
Now, it's been a loooong time.
>>3342097
Well, I'm ready to die. Lets just get it over with, yeah?
>>3342121
>I'm racking my brain for 75 events per category excluding Feast & Bloodbath.
>>3342137
I am here just to feel the air tonight. And it sure feels like A State of Trance Utrecht all over again.
I got some shows and mixing that I have to do anyway.
>>3342121
Should I?
>>3342083
Sono kubi.... ka kiru!
THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. FIGHT!
>>3342143
>Cyкa блять's internally
Is just your choice. I won't get mad.
>>3342133
Good luck to you too comrade.
>>3342147
So how is evening?
>>3342145
I actually haven't played CvS2 in at least a year. I'd get my ass wrecked.
>>3342158
>monsoon
>Nigger.....where have you been.
>>3342097
Let's get this show on the road!
>>3342121
>I don't wanna.
>>3342136
Kehe! Thank you odd, decapitated head!
>>3342158
The last time you were here was what? Feburary? That ain't very long.
>>3342164
Oh, I see!
Sorry, just give me a moment to close up my shop so I can participate. Thank you for the spot!
>>3342043
Then just stay with them so if anyone tries to mess with you they're there to help.
>>3342177
Thank you Rammy!
>>3342176
Could be better, could be worse. Yourself?
There is a battle to be won. Duel 1. Start fighting.
>>3342158
Eyyyyy
>a certain ghostie that remembers you kindof
>>3342177
What in the hell? What is that bloke doing here?
>>3342205
Good. Break from work has begun and I can be here more often.
>>3342207
>tfw moving to Texas
>>3342200
Anytime.
>>3342207
Looks like I made the right decision. I would've been killed outright first if I entered that game.
>>3342204
This leads well into the second downside: gotta watch out for other evil spirits.
Not all of them are too smart, but they know that eating other ghosties will make them stronger.
>>3342207
Let's scram!
>>3342184
>i have a life. though you won't believe it, for the past 4 months i've been browsing, anonposting, avafagging, and all that shit.
>>3342198
Long enough without my avatar, though.
>>3342208
>eyyy
>>3342207
I wonder if this parsol does anything special... it certainly looks pretty though...
>>3342111
Stop doing this. You're making it a habit.
>>3342233
Say hi to Lambda for us.
>>3342207
Ah shit...did I leave my magnums back at the cornucopia? Fuck me, its too late now. Guess I'll have to improvise
>>3342207
And i'm off!
>>3342207
What the fuck am I going to do with this.
>>3342233
That's good. I would get sick of running a government after a while
>>3342207
>>3342235
I-I'm sorry I didn't use your spot correctly! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
>>3342003
Are there really girls out there that fall for such an plain obvious and dumb intent? They must be really weak-willed and have but one desire... How pitiful.
>>3342207
I should just stay here for once and watch you all run away from me like the pathetic beings you truly are... It'd make it a bit more enjoyable for me, but I'll see to it that I'll leave this misery for now.
>>3342250
>Will try
>>3342233
>moving to Texas
Pls no i want my state to remain blue.
>>3342242
Chopper?
>>3342207
A corpse should be left well alone.
>>3342207
What was it? Nerf this? Ahahahaha!
>>3342262
The game is rigged that way anyway. It's ok.
>>3342265
Fall for? It's not a trap, it's sex. People enjoy having it, including women. That's not weak willed if there's nothing wrong with indulging.
>>3342274
OH SHI-
>>3342274
From one spirit to another, let's not take any chances!!
>>3342274
>He's the bottom.
What the hell do you people eat? Bricks?
>>3342274
So warm... so soft...
>>3342211
I do not know. Why are you with my sister?
>Ram
>>3342261
I know .
>>3342268
>Too late... and Hitllary won against Bernie.
>>3342274
F Boba
>>3342274
Is this really necessary guys?
>>3342273
How did you guess? Were my memes too good?
>>3342285
How awful...
>>3342207
Here's hoping I make this a good o-
>>3342274
THE FIRST DAY!?
>>3342233
>Prepare your ass for humidity and perpetual heat. And Mexicans.
>>3342304
We know you're the bottom. The yaoi, remember?
>>3342308
>Well, we've never met before, but so long from Iowa...
>Enjoy texas where the winters are probably not as shitty
>>3342330
Looks like Stalin missed kneo
>>3342321
I remembered your hints from earlier and it just kind of connected.
>Memesoon = Chopper
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
>>3342307
I don't remember that at all, quite frankly? I was quite an alcoholic back than.
>>3342274
Daaamn. They really weren't kidding when they said Jamie Hyneman was a walrus. I guess that myth...is busted. Hahaha...god I hate myself
>>3342274
Less brutal than the last day.
>>3342308
Bah. I don't need sympathy for my own fuckups in the arena. Save it for someone who needs or wants it
>>3342339
Why are all the big jacked motherfuckers i know from iowa? Is it the corn?
>>3342339
>Will need to get used to not much snow.
>>3342334
>I am actually Filipino so I am worried that if Trump win I get kicked because I look Hispanic from distance. Thee goes my race
>>3342349
Not a prophecy, but a ruse.
>Monsoon
>>3342349
Not a prophecy, but a ruse.
>Chopper
>>3342361
Man, I love me some chicken and mashed potates.
>>3342361
Good thing I don't keep the recipe here, just the premixed blend.
>>3342238
So you're one of the smarter ones you've seen? It seems like it to me.
>>3342246
Swapping or calling you corpse-kun?
>>3342361
I wish to make General!
>>3342342
What the hell is kneo? Don't compare me to some Russian.
>>3342361
All the chicken wings just for me!
>>3342361
Note to self, bring thicker leather jacket.
>>3342376
i love you.
>>3342361
Ahhhh...
>stares at the sleeping bag.
Thank you my milady, or sir.
>>3342326
Blame that to the game.
>>3342361
My mother and father abandoned me at the age of 10. You?
>>3342338
You had better shut your fucking mouth.
>>3342361
Get back here, you little pink piece of shit!
>>3342374
>>3342375
I fucked that up, didn't I?
>forgetti my monsoon pic
>>3342381
Yeah. I am...
Was a high-rank evil spirit.
>memesoon is chopper
And I thought you were cool.
>>3342411
Least my mouth wasn't getting fucked!
>>3342367
>Admittedly I'm only using knowledge from my own city, things could very well be different elsewhere
>>3342407
Phones, the DNA of maintaining a fucking social life while shitposting on your favorite threads.
>>3342361
For the battle of the day it is the madman versus the corpse.
>>3342365
>bigged jacked motherfuckers?
>No fucking idea dude, a lot of them just do trade jobs, and labor type work, so they just get that way? That's my best guess, most of the people around here I think is just average...
>>3342397
U-Uhm... my whole life, my family has trained me to be a shinobi...
>>3342395
I think it was just my own fault.
Sorry again.
>>3342365
Midwest living.
>>3342441
Sounds comfy. I'll join.
>>3342437
>Going to Houston.
>>3342387
I meant one. Also пoшeл нaхyй пoжaлyйcтa.
>>3342426
I think you can get back to level and grow higher than that!
>>3342457
Nah it's alright.
>>3342344
Well, you sure did connect 4 on that one.
>>3342233
>I've been in Vermont for my entire life, so I can't tell you what it might be like from personal experience.
>>3342436
It didn't happen, some asshole drew pictures to piss me off. Now hurry up and leave before I cut out your throat!
>>3342441
...
I got nothing.
>>3342471
One day.
Even like this, I've survived so many exorcisms I could direct several series of movies.
>>3342441
That arrow didn't do anything.... why does he look all dazed?
>>3342486
But I enjoy the thought of a cut guy using your throat!
>>3342441
Sol. Do something productive about that.
>>3342469
>Oh. Well that's the city that where I'm from's been unofficially rolled up in to. So probably going to be more similar that not.
>>3342294
I don't see how it's something to enjoy without it having something to gain out of it... It seems but detrimental to the cause, I mean what purpose do such interactions have when you can't gain anything. I know I would perform them if it would mean I could get close enough to kill a powerful being, but that's all just for my own personal gain.
>>3342441
If the both of you are lucky I'll lodge you through this cave, but make one wrong step and I'll take the both of you and ensure that you'll stay in a terribly wet cave like this forever!
>>3342502
>Whoops.
I guess by now you could say Chopper was filler, designed to be the worst meme. But that'd make me look incredibly stupid, wouldn't it?
>>3342490
ay bruh same
>>3342478
No, please. Allow me to make amends!
A cup of tea on the house. How does that sound?
>>3342367
But you're the strongest race in the world
>>3342469
I don't understand a single word mate.
>>3342514
I...I don't remember being THIS wasted...
>>3342514
These (You)s are so good, I'll have to raid Yukine's stash again.
>>3342516
>Cпacибo
>>3342495
Is that where all these ghost movies are coming from lately? If so... Stop it, they're the same thing over and over.
>>3342523
Chopper gave off Bobby Ace tier vibes and cringe. It made you look incredibly stupid.
>okabe didn't host
wow
cancer
let's
all
go
shit
on
him
>>3342524
what part famzilla?
>>3342500
Die. Quickly.
>>3342514
I'm going to go set some traps...
>>3342514
>Jets off with Stinger.
Practice makes perfect. I think?
>>3342527
>Thanks!
>>3342528
Translation is Fuck off please.
>>3342525
Tea? I would be down for that if it isn't for my show. Don't worry about it.
>puts 50 euros
That's for the trouble.
>>3342514
Y-You remind me of someone with the name Sai...
>>3342534
>tfw have something I want to post to this but can't
where did this meme come from again?
>>3342523
Chopper isss alright in my booksss. Without him, I wouldn't have ssssuch a nice winssscreen!
>>3342520
You gain a wonderful rush of chemicals that make you feel good, which in turn all sorts of positive mental effects, increasing overall productivity!
Have you not ever even masturbated?
>>3342490
>not living in indiana
best state to live tb/h
we got uh indians.
and corn.
>>3342538
Ah... No. I haven't actually done anything movie-related.
>>3342553
When the Cowboys win the superb owl
>>3342567
Shitting street indians or red skin indians?
>>3342548
I could shoot myself this instant and it wouldn't have been as quick as you came. Hands free no less!
>>3342514
I can at least appreciate you for making this day less boring.
>>3342514
Doesn't this mean that Yukine fell in love with Megumin, Adachi, and the Empress?
>>3342581
So 400 years. Good deal
>>3342556
Is this... money?
I can't take money without giving you anything in return!
>>3342566
Increasing productivity? More like increasing their stupidity.
>>3342541
Shit happens sometimes. I'll pick it up after Ram hosts. Be glad she was here to catch everyone while I fell.
>seriously though, I've had some problems with HostHelper, so I'm looking into finding out what it is I keep fucking up.
>>3342537
>At least the only attraction of Houston isn't oil refineries.
>>3342539
Right, but at least I had the decency to stop before it got TOO far out of hand.
>>3342562
Nah, but you're a decent guy, so I wasn't mad that you won. Genuinely, heels need to get a push.
>>3342594
>He already left
>>3342586
Are you actually going to shoot yourself? Because I'd really appreciate it.
>>3342582
The dead kind that you hang on walls in museums.
Don't you into history son?
>>3342588
S-Shark!
>falls back in water
O-oh wait...
>>3342573
Good, because I actually hate horror films... Though I think someone like you would make comedies...
>>3342597
How? How does that even make sense? I'm honestly irked by the level of stupid within that remark. Leave.
>>3342588
Tы чeвo дeбил блять.
>>3342612
Oh....
I don't even know how much this is in Eris.
>>3342618
I-I'm not american. pls no bully
>>3342588
WHY IS THIS A THING.
>>3342624
Alcohol clouds your judgement mate. If you're going to promote alcohol at least do something right.
>>3342622
Making people laugh and smile is something I'm good at! I agree wholeheartedly!
>>3342566
The only thing that can make me feel good is when I consume the spirit of those weak-willed and weak-minded individuals. That has an incredibly positive mental effect for me as it adds their time to mine...
...as for that last little question, if you value your life you should retract it, you simply don't ask a girl if she does such things.
>>3342588
Hmm, fluffy... Just like that little ball that bothered me earlier, at least his bed will suffice to my demands unlike his own terrible presence.
>>3342588
He continues to have no luck against it.
It seems we are getting one death for every slide.
>>3342591
That is disturbing to think about.
>>3342541
>Don't. It was not his fault.
>>3342588
Get out of the way!
>A loud crunch echoes through the arena.
>>3342649
I didn't even shoot one the first time, you idiot.
>>3342658
I-I hope you don't mind that I stay another night...
>>3342654
I refuse to retract it. Are you of all people really going to play the bashful card, and the gender card?
>>3342649
Sex? Increasing productivity? Yeah. Joke.
Releases Endorphin but that is what you get. Productivity to a certain extent does not correlate with happiness. It correlates however with motivation.
>>3342645
You could wait behind theaters and fly through the wall during the movie, maybe one person will see you and freak out, I think that'd be pretty funny..
>>3342658
I should not have breached out
>my pacha memes won just as much as I did, but in a single day.
>>3342690
That doesn't sound very funny at all.
>>3342658
I'm going to starve to death at this rate...
>>3342658
How pathetic. Stop climbing up trees.
>>3342721
I'll obviously just eat all the watermelon except the smallest.
>>3342672
Well yeah, the director did.
>>3342689
The benefits are far reaching
>>3342721
The trees I found have apples in them...
>>3342710
It would be for the other movie goers... Maybe? Oh but hey, can ghost fall in love?
>/ERP/ has a Spidergwen and we don't
Its not fair
>>3342687
Of course I will! The only thing that gets me aroused is the thought of more mana and the mana is gained by consuming the mortal spirits so I'll bash every mortal surrounding me so their struggle becomes all the more enjoyable~!
As for the gender card... It's obvious you're not going to ask a girl you've but barely met if she masturbates. I mean the answer should be obvious ufufu!
>>3342721
Oh, don't worry. I'll show you some real magic later little girl. It'll be a lot more endearing than just you screaming out for a "boom"!
>>3342721
Sorry. We're closed, call before 9 next time.
>>3342739
We did
>>3342737
Yeah.
>>3342721
Several people have the ability to turn into tornadoes. More people should be doing this to the ones that sleep.
>>3342742
You seemed very open about discussing the topic, and to properly understand your point of reference, that information is necessary.
>>3342721
Hey... You don't get to do this everyday in this place.
>>3342733
You mean productivity of the body's anti bodies? Then the answer is yes.
>>3342748
W-We did? Let me guess, there was one way back in august, wasn't there?
>>3342640
It's k family I'll learn you some history.
America was full of indians. Like everywhere pmuch. Then pilgrims came to america from europe in 1607, and the indians are like "here's some food enjoy it famz, we neighbors in nature and shit. And the pilgrims are like thanks famz. Then in about 1803 when we bought a big ass chunk of land from France who was tapping out cause of wars back home we were like "damn son there's a lot of indians here" so we genocided the fuck out of them and pushed them further into the west several times via huge ass conga lines and guns until about 1816 when we started giving the remaining ones citizenship. By 1866 or so they were all mostly assimilated into the US.
>>3342733
>He growls.
I'm going to wipe you off the face of the planet! When I'm done, there won't be enough left of you to scream in pain!>>3342760
>He sleeps, clutching his sword.
>>3342769
Which indirectly increases productivity! Less time sick!
>>3342760
Not so tough now are ya Demon Lord? I am basically a demon hunter.
>>3342774
no, like 2 or 3 months ago I think, they just vanished.
>>3342781
This story made me want to kill myself even more. Quality read, thanks famo.
>>3342755
Any stories to share? Or advice maybe? I'm trying to get closer to someone recently, but I don't have much experience in this kind of thing, being a machine and all..
>>3342760
The ghost thing seems to be a problem.
Well. Good night comrades may have nice rest of day.
>>3342782
You should wipe the semen from your face first, and I heard your screams when you finished.
>>3342787
>>3342760
Of course you can beat me when I can't use any of my magic or have my sword you idiot.
>>3342793
This story made me want to kill myself even more. Quality read, thanks for that famo. I do know the history though, I'm not that anon*
Fucking autopost not letting the rest go through.
>>3342793
Any time
>>3342801
I don't personally have experience.
>>3342802
I'm not a problem, I'm weak!
>>3342760
Does this mean I can enjoy my sundae now?
>>3342802
>might want to add some more events n stuff, this is the second time I've gotten the same daily event, or night event in a row
>>3342828
I knew the history though, but hte way you worded it was exquisite to a point where my noose suddenly dropped from the heavens.
>>3342805
>He sets you on fire.
>>3342802
Getting all my shit stolen...
>>3342814
IIDA!?
>>3342792
So she's up for grabs then? Interesting.
DON'T IT FEEL RIGHT LIKE THIS
>>3342786
Uhh... That's a tiny correlation. At least you will be healthier that is what I am saying. Productivity in my definition is something different than you perhaps.
>>3342811
Magic does the job for me mate.
>>3342802
Oh. Apples. Yay. So ... boring.
>>3342831
Ah.. I guess we're the same in that aspect...
>>3342802
Get creative in how you kill people. This is the third twister.
>>3342846
>I realize this code has very few events. I will have to tell Dedede
>>3342846
>It's not her games, she's just taking over Dedede's until he comes back.
>>3342850
What are you talking about?
>>3342857
My point exactly. How can you feel proud having beaten me because I was completely handicapped and you weren't.
>>3342852
I guess so, think 1 month is the waiting period I think so, good luck anon
>>3342869
>>3342868
>Makes sense, I just didn't know who was hosting
>>3342868
Where are we going?
I want to fuck dedede's fluffy hole
>>3342866
There aren't a lot of female evil spirits willing to enter such a relationship. It's not like I have any chance with a human either.
>>3342768
Is the information really necessary, mortal one? It should be more than obvious to the plain eye, but yes a time spirit like me has her moments. It's not for my own pleasure but it kills time when I'm not all too busy endearing to keep the humans in fear and make their spirits my own~!
>>3342868
Please kitty-chan, make that one idiot stay in that building for the rest of his miserable lifetime.
>>3342868
Better for me anyway.
>He rests.
>>3342887
>He walks off, leaving you to burn to death.
>>3342904
>pets the clock
evens work on shit
odds play fallout 2
dubs sleep
>>3342868
>>3342869
>>3342846
Guise, stahp. DDDick is god tier HG community member with a gold pass.
Ride the Fire
>>3342925
>>3342925
>>3342925
>>3342907
Sol x King
>>3342900
I'm sure I've seen weirder relationships...
Ah, but what do female spirits even look like?
>>3342904
Thank you. So, you the sensations associated with it. Those are generally heightened by a living partner, and there is much more room for experimentation as well. That's why a human female may agree to having casual sex. They have free time, and it's hardly a waste of it. Hell, indulging a little might net you a fair number of weak willed souls.
cyber talking
cyber sex is on the line
new desire