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ERP Thread
Weapons of Mass Destruction Edition
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>>3331938
>>3335947
Who's the fuckin idiot that got semen on the table past her head?
>>3335947
First pic are always awesome in ERP threads
>>3335947
I fucking hate censorship laws
>>>>3335775
(Sorry for taking so long; real life stuff happened...)
>Feeling her movements in her hands, Ibuki slowly slid her hands over her breasts and nipples and started to slowly squeeze and twist them, stopping only when her own breasts were kissed and blowed on. Seeing her hand raise up for a second confused Ibuki for a bit, before she felt someone else kiss her. Feeling Mika's other partner on her, Ibuki squealed out loudly in pleasure and delight.
AH; this is so good~
Oh, you're too good for Ibuki, Mika~
>She praised as she tossed her head back and rolled her eyes backwards in lust.
Wonder how long Tomoko is banned for.
>>3336107
Not long enough.
>>3336005
Sup K-cup?
>>3336107
They're b&?
>>3336136
Yup. Being underage hours before his 18th birthday. Shit was hilarious he flipped out
>>3335841
I might, if those hands were going to give me a nice massage. I like to be relaxed when I watch a movie.
>>3335861
Gwen Stacy, it's nice to meet you!
So what brings you here today?
>>3335884
I'm not trying to give you suggestions you freak! I'm just saying it's not gonna happen.
>>3336052
(No worries).
>Mika feels absolutely delighted by your praise, but can't respond due to the love she's giving to your lower body. Her partner then turns you on your side and follows Mika's lead, giving you small kisses down your back and on your soft bottom. Nadeshiko then lifts up the top cheek and and starts to lap at your dark hole. The blonde places her plump lips on your lower ones and starts to suck and munch on your folds.
>>3336157
Oh i was just poking around a bit. I've been here for a few days now. People seem to be very nice here.
>>3336157
I can provide at least that much, my dear Gwen.
>He leans forward and touches a fingertip to her masked lips.
Though, I can't promise I'll stop at just a massage.
>>3336151
FUCKING KEK
AY LA MAO
REST IN PEACE LIL NIGGA U DED FOREVER
>makes nigger meme hand sign
>>3336230
You ban evading again, Tomoko?
>>3336196
>Letting out a loud whine, she placed a hand on Mika and another on Nadeshiko, helping them get deeper into her holes. Her whole body is shaking with excitement and lust filling up every inch of her.
OH, FUCK YES! LICK MY HOLES CLEAN!, PLEASE...
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO, SO MUCH~
>>3336260
Nah, just glad he's dead
>>3336202
Oh they are, most of them anyway. Watch out this place has a lot of freaks.
>>3336203
>She jumps back at his touch.
Hey, they didn't teach you to keep your hands to yourself. Or were manners not invented yet in the 1800s?
>>3336277
Yeah I hear you
>>3336288
It was a good comeuppance really, did nothing but funpost and finally got b&. He was ok but at the same time a menace.
>>3336285
>The anon tied to the building looks out
What if someone instagrams me hanging here?
>>3336285
Oh, don't be so uptight.
I'll let you touch me in return all you want later, alright?
>>3336270
Mmhmm~!
>The two girls pick up speed upon your encouragement and The both take their tongues and slide it into you. The Brunette tenses up her wet muscles and shoves it into your little star with a bit of force. You feel her twist and turn it all over your walls to clean every little bit. Meanwhile, Mika takes her nails and grazes them across your flesh as she pressher her face into you and laps at your sweet cunt. She then moves up and starts to suck on your clit like a lollipop all while fingering your tiny pussy.
>>3336285
I-i'll be sure to keep my eyes open.
>>3335984
>Rachel, ignoring his comments, stifled a laugh as she watched the proud man juggle onions with his tail, a smile on her face.
Pffft. Yes, that will do nicely.
>>3336285
>>3336321
>>3336350
Friiiends?!
>>3336350
>Ibuki's mind was going blank, as she started panting and squealing out loud at the pressure their tongues were giving to her asshole and cunt. She clenched her hands as tight as she could on their heads. She was slowly starting to drool in pleasure from all of this.
Oooooh...
T-thank you so much for this! I-Ibuki loves being yours~
>>3336406
>He bursts out in a short fit of laughter, nearly fumbling the onions, though catching them in his hands. He looks back at the vampiress in amusement.
All this time.. Something so silly is what amuses you?
Give me a break.
>He sighs, but keeps an involuntary smile.
Do you know how?
It's quite simple, really.
>He extends his onion-filled hands out to her.
>>3336412
I don't have 'friends.'
>>3336310
Then you'll be e-famous for a while, wouldn't that be something?
>She turns towards him, now sporting a grin on her face.
Although if you really don't want me to go, you could always beg me to stay. You better make it good too.
>>3336321
Anywhere? I mean I kind of want to feel your tail.....but I have a better offer.
You can touch me, but I decide where. Also I want a giant bowl of popcorn while we watch the movie, maybe some nachos and some dr pepper. Deal?
>>3336387
You don't have to worry about me though, I don't get aggressive with people who don't want.
>She moves closer to you, placing a hand on your shoulder.
Just stick with me and everything will be alright.
>>3336412
Do you have a need for friends?
>>3336534
What was the best? That LD isn't coming back?
>>3336500
>tfw you will never be Uncle Dio's friend
>>3336560
That happened today??
H-Hey
>>3336473
>Nadeshiko then takes her hand and starts to finger fuck your slit as Mika rises up and immediately kisses you. Her tongue dances around with yours and you can taste your own juices as she practically massages your mouth. Mika then starts to rub her pussy and backs out.
Then let's cum together my love~<3
>>3336560
Nah, your mother texted me and told me she's not buttpregnant with my buttbaby.
In my quest to choose a great /co/ ava I need help deciding what DC stuff to put on my tablet to read next. Anyone here in to western shit got suggestions or requests they'd like to maybe see eventually? Already read Batman stuff and Justice League stuff, of the New 52 junk.
>>3336585
You were banned! And hopefully again for evasion!
>>3336557
I beg you to stay... you are the most beautiful hero in the world with a form that even makes the goddess envy you and a following of loyal fans that are willing to get webbed to a skyscraper to try and fill your sexual curiosity with your powers...
>>3336637
Th-th-this is my f-f-first time here, th-th-though..
>>3336557
You may touch my tail.
I can provide the snacks, but I'll be touching you wherever I please.
I, Dio, take instruction from no one.
Take it or leave it.
>>3336577
Maybe it's because you refuse to stop calling me that.
>>3336557
>He watches calmly as she puts her hand on his should and smiles
Thank you Gwen. Its very kind of you.
>>3336630
I don't read comic books because I'm not 15.
>>3336585
You got it appealed?
>>3336683
So you're 12 and just roleplay on the internet?
Big talk to a /trash/ goer
>>3336630
>>3336683
This, you autistic faggot.
>>3336698
Got wh-what ap-appealed?
>>3336602
>Moaning in delight as she is being pleasured all around, Ibuki slides her tongue around Mika's to the best she could, as one hand pulls Mika into a hug, with the other still petting Nadeshiko's head. Letting her juices flow, she squirts all over the two girl's hands as she tossed her head backwards to let out a throaty moan.
AH~
YES; YES! THIS FEELS LIKE PERFECTION~!
>>3336585
you said you were banned for months...
>>3336726
Don't make me emasculate you again by RPing at you kid
>>3336760
Fuck yeah I do I'm hungry as shit
>>3336758
No. Its Tomokofag ban evading
>>3336743
Y-you must be thinking of someone else..
>>3336758
Y-yeah, but I didn't play Tomoko back then
>tfw I'm probably getting reported for using an avatar
>>3336824
Oh; who did you use?
>>3336672
Well, since you're old as dirt, how about Pappy Dio?
bap bap bap
>>3336882
Please no. We have enough male avas.
>>3336882
I'm only twenty! Just because I'm from 1890 doesn't make me any older than a normal person.
Time travel and immortality are two different things.
>>3336896
Ow
>>3336904
Calm your tits that's not even what he meant
>>3336854
(Ibuki is a cutie all around, like your Mika~)
>Ibuki giggled sweetly as Mika and Nadeshiko coated her face with kisses, squealing with ecstasy. After Nadeshiko left, Ibuki gave Mika another kiss on her cheek.
Ah...
That was amazing Mika; we REALLY gotta invite her back for more fun!
...But, you are more than enough for Ibuki~
>She spoke with love, gently pressing her lips onto the wrestler's.
We have probably under 10 that actively RP at all.
Is your masculinity threatened?
>>3336931
Is it canon that her undies are plaid? Because that's oddly sexy.
>>3336500
>Rachel smiles as she politely raises her hand to refuse the onions.
Oh, heavens no. Thank you kindly for the offer but I shall leave the juggling to the jesters.
>>3336909
Dio the Dino it is, then.
>>3336972
Possibly. It depends.
>>3336960
>He raises an eyebrow with a wide smirk and shakes his head, pushing the onions against her little hands.
Rachel, come now. How are you going to have fun if you don't try to? I'll show you how. Lighten up.
>>3336980
No.
>>3336952
>Does this answer your question?
>>3336999
Dionysus Dio?
I'll bring my ava out and suck dick if that shithead from HG leaves.
>>3336931
>Mika lies on her back and lets you rest your head on her chest. Her arms caresses your back and she sighs sweetly.
I just want the best for my wife, and don't worry, she loves helping me out so I can always call her back.
>She then bring you up to peck your lips.
But right now, I want you all to my self Ibuki~
>Mika then closes her eyes and relaxes her body.
>>3337002
CUTE!
>>3337073
Time travel, you dolt.
Are your ears not working properly?
>>3337058
San Dio?
>>3337063
I want to talk dirty with Mika
>>3337061
Which one? There's lots of dualposters.
>>3336909
You love it, you slut.
>>3337061
Which hg shit head?
>>3337092
No.
Just 'Dio' will do fine.
>>3337100
am not slut
am human
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. DO I SMELL DRAMA?
WHICH HG FAG? NNNNOH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO CUM
>>3337087
>Being from 1890.
>>3337114
I think I'll call you Carmen.
>>3336644
Hmm, it's not gonna win a pulitzer but I'll allow it.
>She moves over to her captive, pulling down his pants and letting them hang around his ankles. She then grabs on to his boxers, gently massaging them, feeling around his cock.
Hmmm, this gets bigger right? You don't seem all that excited to see me.
>>3336672
Come ooon, is the mighty Dio afraid of not being in control? What if we just limit you to above my waist for now. Is that agreeable?
>>3336674
Hey its no problem.
Can I ask how a young man like you became a shrine maiden? I thought they were usually female?
>>3337063
>Ibuki sighs sweetly into your arms, resting her head right on your chest.
Ah...
Me to, dear; I love being alone with you~
>She giggles sweetly, smooching your lips as you mention her underwear.
Ohl They are cute, huh? Do you want them? Ibuki has plenty of back-ups~
>>3337061
Which one desu?
>>3337138
Bit terrified, and you are still in your suit... it gets bigger...
>He has to speak up over the wind, the half erection was decently sized in his boxers but the air is thing up there
>>3337166
Not you
>rubs tum
>>3337124
Is that a problem?
>>3337128
You'll.. What?
That's just stupid, Anon.
>>3337138
>He sighs, mulling it over for a moment before looking back at the heroine.
I, Dio, am not afraid of anything. I'll remain in control, though I'll play along with your silly game.
But I want to make it perfectly clear that next time we play by my rules, understood?
>>3337166
Polt! <3
>>3337166
PUPPER
>Lupin moves like he is going to hug her but scratches behind her adorable ears instead
>>3337186
>Is probably my great great grand daddy.
Yes it's a problem.
>>3337211
..Stop this nonsense.
>>3337212
I guarantee you that I'm not related to a worm, nor will I ever have children.
>>3337211
>immediately tackles
I got the fucking bitch! Who's the man? I'm the man!
>>3337138
Well i...
>He blushes a bit
I've always wanted to be a girl. And i like being around the shrine. Its very calm and nice there.
>>3336557
I could use a good friend right now... yeah. I've been gone a while.. took a nap...
>>3337226
>nor will I ever have children
>Pulling out.
>>3337162
>Mika giggles
Oh no, I doubt they could fit me, but I do love your sense of style~
>>3337093
Dirty how~?
>>3337226
>nor will I ever have children.
Or images that you haven't spammed 500 times already.
>tfw no one will ever want to RP my fetish with me because it's way too disgusting, depraved, and highly illegal
Pic related.
>>3337226
What's the fastest way to appease a Dio?
>>3337269
So Raygo should go anon?
>>3337254
>Grabs your hand
>>3337246
>implying you need to in fiction
>>3337252
Diego fanart is pretty rare, I've got 180 images and I've pretty much sorted through all of it. Haven't bothered to go through and screenshot the manga yet though.
>>3337260
Serve him without fail for a few years.
>>3337247
Well, if you say so~
>Ibuki giggles along with her, smiling warmly.
Ah...
I love you, Mika~
(Gonna take a break; will be back tonight~)
>>3337289
>>3337298
Wrong. That answer was completely wrong, and I can explain to you how wrong. Do you know why?
>>3337301
(I was actually thinking of doing the same, though you know I probably won't be on later sadly... have a nice break!)
>>3337305
>>3337279
Ragyo at least sucks dick.
>>3337317
Why's that?
>>3337354
>The reason why
https://youtu.be/J9NCR1cEbXY?t=33s
>>3337358
Is it happening
>>3337368
No.
>>3336999
>Rachel's smile turns to a frown as he insists and hands her the onions anyway. She closes her eyes for a moment and sighs before opening them once more.
Fine. I'll try my hand.
>Rachel raises her hand, holding the onions, slightly. She loosens her grip on the onions and they begin inexplicably floating. Without a motion from her at all, the onions begin to spin around, as if being juggled by the wind.
>>3337298
>fiction
>Ruining muh immersion.
>>3337269
(S-Sorry, I guess?)
>>3337399
I-I'm sorry Dio...That was cruel and unusual punishment...
>>3337422
Dont leave us, you are thread mom and our rightful queen
>>3337439
(This isn't a monarchy, this is an anarchist state and I like it that way~)
>slaps your ass
>>3337450
Even anarchist states need mothers though, thread mom.
>>3337450
I only ment for how you dominate us so well
>>3337450
>>3337269
I post as kira sometimes. Does that mean I should go?
>when an avatar blogs more than they roleplay
>when a poster replies to shitposters because they are bored
>when a meme op is made and used
>when people wonder why the thread is shit in a meme thread
>"what character should I play?"
>when discord is mentioned
>when LD is mentioned
>when Nue is mentioned
>>3337450
>Anachist
(It's taking all my willpower to not make a Monty Python joke)
>>3337477
This.
>>3337450
Tune my hydraulics please
>>3337395
>He sits there and watches her, unamused and not knowing whether she was joking or not, holding a sort of suspended half-smile.
Er.. Rachel, that's not..
Here.
>He gently takes her hands in his, using his tail to pluck the round vegetables out of the air and put them back in her palms.
Don't use any magic, that's not fun. Sure, it's easy, but doing everything easily is boring. Trust me.
>He starts moving her (likely defiant) hands in circles, showing her the right way to do it.
>>3337413
Owned
>>3337425
I hate you.
Don't even speak to me.
You don't just joke about waifus like that man.
>>3337477
>when you make a post and forget your image
>>3337477
That's what I've been saying all this time.
>>3337496
HI DAD!
>>3337477
(Sorry. I'm just taking a break in between studying and I wanted to hang out. I'll leave if it bugs you that much.)
>>3337467
(Considering how often I've been absent lately, I'm a poor mom.)
>>3337468
(I'm not the best at it!)
>>3337485
>implying Iowa isn't the pervy big sister of the bunch
>>3337487
(The hell is stopping you?)
>>3337496
(Later.)
>>3337521
Mechanon isn't thread father though
He's more like that mechanic cousin that everyone is cool with
>>3337450
Anarchy is worse then communism! Such a fool hearty ideal! Let us turn this failed state into a proud and industrious state! A state for the all the working people here!!
>>3337477
Yes your salty cum will be amazing on my Ripperoni Pepperoni pizza
>>3337536
shh he's still my dad
>>3337477
>when you type out a paragraph starter and get meme replies
>then you see someone post porn of their character and get swarmed with genuine respondes
>>3337536
I wonder What I am....
Thread Mom: Ragyo
Thread Uncle: Diego
Thread Stepdad Who Visits Sometimes: Ainz
>>3337244
>still me...
Pleeease, I'm a litte lonely, somebody... I know you're out there. Some body...
I sigh heavily and hold my shoulders firmly
>>3337543
Heil?
>>3337530
>(The hell is stopping you?)
The violence inherent in the system.
>>3337555
Why? He's literally RPing right now.
>>3337530
Sorry, I meant moms who let you have freedom. I realized how it came out after it sent.
>>3337567
This family shit needs to stop.
>hear there are granblue fantasy avatars here
>tfw no one will pick up pic related or clarisse
>>3337567
Diego is a forced meme though.
>>3337566
you're also my dad
>>3337555
But he RP's as soon as he gets the chance.
>>3337555
Ok bye :^(
>>3337588
Why? It doesn't mean anything.
>>3337555
Yo, Dio's cool, maybe you should leave instead.
>>3337567
Thread Big Sister: Iowa
Thread Big Brothers: Mechanon, Karl
Thread Little Brother: Kawai
>>3337567
Who are grandma and grandpa? Who are oldest members?
>>3337567
>Step dad who visits sometimes
I'm here literally everyday my child
>>3337553
That's why I save that for either during the rp or private.
>>3337593
No. You stay. He can go.
>>3337521
What is up my son
>>3337530
P-promise?
The only Overwatch content I watch is Northernlion and that faggot only plays Mercy. It's giving me a hunger.
>>3337536
I'll share my robo-porn mags with you little buddy
>>3337555
Hi Johnny
>>3337566
Weird perv older brother obsessed with dicks
>>3337576
>>3337592
>>3337596
Guys don't argue with someone just because they have a bad opinion.
>>3337590
But fuck you though faggot even though I agree don't insult my memeage.
>>3337593
D-dio?! L-ord... dio?
>>3337611
Father is clearly Thread Grandpa
>>3337629
Yes, that is my name, we've been over that.
What is it?
>>3337567
Thread Aunt who only shows up at family gatherings to get shitfaced on wine: Clownpiece.
>>3337639
Father and Trixie bruh.
>>3337642
I practically throw myself at your feet, kissing them firmly. I feel tears welling in my eyes... I was so scared, but you found me...
>All that whiteknighting over HG posters
>>3337592
>Has spent the last few days throwing myself at him
>As soon as he gets the chance
>>3337639
Does that mean Shego's grandma? And she's already passed?
>>3337530
(Also studying, hope you'll be on later tonight, healslut emrcy a best)
>>3337655
>Not making a Sweden reference
YOU HAD ONE JOB!!
>>3337625
dad whats porn?
>>3337660
Guess you're just not his type?
>>3337661
Shego isn't even a poster here.
>>3337548
>>3337565
(Mercy is a fine, fine 37-year-old.)
>>3337572
(Yaaaay! God, it's been forever since I watched a Monty Python movie.)
>>3337577
(No worries~! I like to think I'm only domineering if you guys ask me to be.)
>>3337662
(More likely on Monday. My family's going to want me to hang out with them when I get back from school.)
>>3337654
>His eyes widen in surprise, not expecting the sudden display of affection. He kneels down next to her, tilting his head to look at her face.
What seems to be the matter? You're with Lord Dio now, dear. There's nothing to fear.
>>3337625
(I promise on Mercy's spandex-clad world-class ass.)
The problem with HG isn't the fact that they post in board threads, it's that they carry the same kind of behavior that they're used to over in HG, where random pointless banter is encouraged instead of actually contributing to the thread.
>>3337655
>Caring about where someone posts outside of ERP
As long as they ERP nothing else matters.
Agents, your final test is ready.
As well as the usual agents. I will be sending field operative Nika Muratova after you.
Last one to get spotted, lives.
>>3337689
So when are you going to be back and playing thread mom?
>>3337693
I look up at you and can't help but pull you into a warm embrace, a clear fire burning inside me.
Please... just wait a moment.
>>3337706
Which is what 99% of them don't ever do.
![gR7z56m[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3VVvKBM.jpg "gR7z56m[1].jpg")
Ummm, where am I? I think I stumbled into here by... MISTAKE?!
>>3337689
(damn, monday then, the tank shall return)
>>3337704
>Implying
Anon... this kinda of banter was here in /b/ so why would it change now?
>>3337689
I want to mindbreak mercy then build her into the perfect nazi slut
>>3337723
..Alright..
>He silently accepts her hug, holding her in his arms, albeit slightly confused. He raises his hand and pets the back of her head.
>>3337684
When a male bot and a fem bot love each other very much... they spray each other in their love oils and pant about their robomusk
>>3337696
I had no idea before you previous post that Mercy was 37.
Holy fuck I want that so bad.
Sidenote: What memewatch character do you think I'd be good at?
>>3337726
Is this that dank blogposters never lewd meme?
>>3337726
There aren't any in the thread right now who fit that description. Diego's the only one being shitposted and he's RPing as we speak.
>>3337763
>What memewatch character do you think I'd be good at?
Zenyatta. He's a robro
>>3337751
(Got you covered, Springtime.)
>>3337763
oooh..
where does love oil come from?
>>3337751
But she already is Karl. Genji and Reaper are her fault, she willingly turned them into existential abominations.
>>3337748
Doesn't look like a mistake to me!
>>3337751
Banter between ERP regulars is fine because at least they generally will contribute later down the road. But when people come here to do nothing but that and nobody knows who they are except others from HG then what's the fucking point? Just stay in your threads and do your games or whatever.
>>3337764
Yeah but he's shit.
Heh. Tomoko got the hammer again
>>3337823
He's extremely IC though, saying this as someone who considers part 7 of Jojo my favorite.
Or maybe that's why you consider him shit, which I would understand.
>>3337805
Their robo-testicles
>>3337784
Hmmm, does he have a penis I can jam down Mercy's throat?
I'd be a good contrast to Jiroper's edgyness at least.
>>3337751
>tfw i will never get sexually abused by Karl
Why live
>>3337721
(Soon as I can, dear. I have a busy week ahead of me.)
>>3337763
(From my extremely limited knowledge of Overwatch, I'd say you'd make a good Hammerbro. Also, Mercy is bordering on MILF and I love it.)
>>3337807
(Did Mercy mess with Genji in the lore, too? I only know about Reaper.)
(Calm down and have a cat, all of you.)
>>3337860
She turned a dying Genji into a cyborg ninja and he had an existential crisis about it until Zenyatta snapped him out of it
>Responding to blatant shitposting
You guys are dolls
But let's not clutter up the threads with needless bullshit
>>3337860
Mercy pretty shitty though. She caused a lot of the problems.
>>3337878
(Mercy is a walking epicenter for the creation of edge, it seems.)
I wonder where Gwen went. Oh well i hope i talk to her another time. I shall retire for tonight. Goodnight.
>>3337846
wait do robots have dicks?
Does anyone else wank it to past sessions? That's what I do when the shitposting gets too bad.
>>3337985
If Jiro is any indication, so are you.
>>3338014
I mean that's all I do when I wank.
What, you usually wank during sessions or something?
>>3338014
I save my favorite ones for that, yeah.
>tfw you try to erp and get no replies
>tfw you post a obvious shitpost and get all the (You)s in the world.
>>3337984
(Don't be jealous, Parsee~)
>>3338020
(Now now, Jiro isn't edgy at all outside Reaper~ He's a huge sweetheart.)
>>3338014
Blogging and shitposting? In MY thread?
>>3338043
Wanker!
Could you guys keep it down a little?
>>3338014
Nah, I just pass the time with something else while lurking and waiting for a nice ava to show up.
>>3337860
So I've got votes for Zeny and Rainhard, I'll give it some thought then since I'll be busy the next few days with nothing much to do but think.
>already did an RP making myself be ragyo's son
>would be a retread trying it again with mercy
I'll just have to pound it a different way
>>3338003
Yeah, huge throbbing ones
>>3338001
Maybe I could use Zen for when thread is full shitposting and tell them to calm down.
>>3338049
Blame HG, they're fueled by shitposting and drama.
>>3338056
>Jiro isn't edgy at all outside Reaper
He gets pretty yandere sometimes
>>3338070
>Busts your wall down
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>3338095
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKumGqIgitg
>>3338081
d-dad thats lewd..
>>3338085
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HG
BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED
>>3338092
(Yandere isn't edgy by default, though. And all the yandereposting with Jiro threatening anons is in-character for Jiro the sergal, not the poster himself~)
>>3338081
(Or you could do Soldier "Gas the kikes, save the Reichs" 76.)
>>3338056
Should I post as my other ava since you'll continue saying I am jealous when I am stating a fact.
(Sorry guys had to step out for a bit)
>>3337186
Fine fine, whatever you want.
>She grabs him by the hand leading, him inside.
Come on, i want to see how big your T.V is, you have one of those right?
>>3337180
Being terrified is good, it will help you remember who's in charge here.
>She removes her hoody and starts to unzip her suit, her breasts hanging out of her costume. She runs her hand down his chest, unbuttoning his shirt as she felt up his body.
I hope this is helping you~
>>3337235
Oh so your like one of those Transgenders? That's cool, I'm down with the whole LGBT crowd.
So what do you do in the shrine?
>>3338085
Pretty much, its sad
>>3338128
I want to get you in my sights and rapid fire semen on your face
>>3338122
Sorry son but you asked, and I'm honest with my kids
>>3338126
Too bad, that's all there is around here nowadays.
>>3337798
Unf yes! I would love parading you around on all fours, while you hungrily slurp at each cock you see
>>3337807
Oh? I haven't read the lore but I probably will now
>>3337814
I will say one thing, it pisses me off when we try to be good hosts, we let them dot heir thing and some of them still decide to shitpost by hosting games in here amoungst other things
That being said a few HGers have erped in here before
>>3338043
>Not cumming for your partner as a reward for their hard work
Making someone else cum is the main reason I even do this
>>3337847
Sexual abuse? Is that something like me choking you or slapping your ass, face, cunt.cock or tits? Would it include me stepping on you and calling you filth?
If so then all you need do is ask anon~ But! It will probably be as anon
>>3338152
(Sorry but i need to go to bed, i hope we'll talk another time)
>>3337988
;_; I'm bad at this.
>>3338161
You're fired, now get out of my fucking office
>>3338014
I don't screencap any, but I definitely do think of them or the characters who rp'ed when I fap nowadays.
>>3338155
That's what emails and other things are for anon but yes it is sad that when someone tries to erp who new they get nothing.
>>3338152
Its helping... alot
>His eyes stare at her perky breasts as his shirt is opened and his form revealed, growing to a more respectable size every moment
>>3338135
(No, I agree. The character Mercy made a mistake with Reaper, but she did what she had to do to save Genji's life. It's pretty basic character building, but it works~)
>>3338160
>Guardian Angels the fuck out of the thread
>>3337499
>Rachel blankly stares as Diego corrects her and instructs her on how to properly juggle. She yanks her hands away once he shows her the correct way to juggle.
Fine.
>She adopts the correct stance as she prepares, a focused look in her eyes. She takes a deep breath. She tosses the first onion. Then the second and third. Astoundingly, on her first attempt, she perfectly fails to catch any of the onions and they all hit the floor. Rachel blankly looks down at the now bruised onions before shutting her eyes and calmly stating.
This bores me. Do something else.
>>3338128
Man if you love Jiro so much why don't you just marry him :,^(
>>3338152
>He takes her hand and grins a cocky smile, leading her to a set of stairs going downwards. As he takes her down, he starts to explain.
Of course, that's one of the first things I bought upon arriving in this time.
>He opens a door at the bottom to reveal a giant movie screen and... One couch. A single couch in the middle of the room.
It's not fully furnished yet, though.
>>3338194
PLEASE COME BACK
>>3338179
i don't think so, sir
>pulls out katana folded over a billion times
>teleports behind u and slices ur head off
nothing personnel............... sir
>>3338194
Mercy is a walking mistake that should be dead and let Sombra come in already.
