HG Thread
Glorious Tanks edition.
>>3310119
I was taking a nap because I needed to rest after the stupidity of the arena event and sword fight.
>>3310130
>Takes it as a portal vanishes with small penguin hands pulling it in
Yeah yeah Angels thinking all Demons want to do is take over shit holes like earth.
>>3310141
>Opens a can of soda audibly.
>>3310156
It's my job to defend humanity. I have to keep thinking about that kind of thing
>>3310180
Lame. I already do that from my Netherworld.
>>3310156
You napped for a whole day.
>>3310090
You seem to be in contact with everyone.
>>3310169
Why was that noise directed at me?
>>3310208
So what? I normally nap for about 10.
>>3310202
You defend your world's humanity? Or did I mishear?
>>3310208
Like look at this nigga right here man. That's just experience at work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88QD_mIOwIk
>>3310208
I feel like I could meet more people though, but I don't want to take on more then I can handle either...
>>3310215
Oh... So I could do this!
>Tilts the can a bit so some soda spills out onto the ground.
>>3310231
Of course. Demons rely on Fear energy, that Fear energy helps keep our Netherworld together. It's just like how you Angels need humans to help keep Celestia together.
>>3310261
...That's just a waste.
Am I the only one who faps to my avatars?
>>3310265
Celestia? What's that? Is that where angels live in your universe?
>>3310278
I jack it to sick dunks all the time man
>>3310282
Of course you imbecile.
>>3310271
Here, take it, I have a couple in this bag too..
>Holds up the bag and the opened soda.
>>3310299
>She shrugs, quickly taking them without a word and lowering the bag in to her tank
>>3310292
Ah. Well you can probably already tell that I'm not from your universe. Where I come from I'm the only line of defense for humanity against forces that would destroy it
>>3310141
Tanks for the thread.
>>3310315
Jeez... Ah well, I knew it was going to be like this when I agreed to it.
>>3310332
In mine humans destroy each other as is. They've appointed Defenders of Earth to protect them from the weak demons that slip in to keep fear energy going.
>>3310343
Hah. No problem.
>>3310348
>She shifts awkwardly
Er, thanks, I guess.
>>3310350
Don't get me wrong, humans do that in mine too, but usually that's between relatively small groups of people, and those are human affairs. What I fight against are the Underworld Army and the Forces of Nature, who are trying to destroy humanity as a whole
>>3310249
>Makes me feel less bad with how bad I am doing.
>>3310226
How do you get anything done?
>>3310261
Everything has to have a limit I suppose.
>>3310364
Don't worry about it, but how's Shanghai doing?
>>3310397
At this point, I'm happy, but There is one thing out of place.
>>3310397
Obviously because of my vassals and how much I do when I'm actually awake.
>>3310392
Well whatever, with the HL I can get from that artifact I can definitely get some new weapons and gear for some of my servants.
I don't like the french.
>>3310424
Are you secretly a German?
>>3310424
>Fuck you I'm part french
>Chess is the scariest game I have ever played.
>>3310417
It is a crutch to rely so much on others.
>>3310414
I am sure she will come back.
>>3310397
especially since that guy, as fucking great as he is, would get whooped by a top grandmaster, who in turn would get whooped by one of the top computer chess engines out there.
>>3310424
...'Kay?
>>3310414
I only saw her once yesterday when I swapped her in, and she said she was going back to sleep, but she'd been working on something. I'm certain she's doing great, though.
>>3310437
...Maybe
>>3310439
Choke on a white flag frenchie
>>3310424
kys
>>3310442
It's a sign of just how strong I am to be the Overlord as well.
>>3310452
>I'm also part Irish, Danish, and German.
>>3310424
>>3310437
We doin this?
>>3310442
Ah, I think I'm obsessed...
>>3310451
Oh, like mother like daughter right...?
>>3310463
>Irish
My man
>>3310442
It really is heart pounding, especially faster time controls.
>>3310463
>German
Perfect!
>>3310467
How so?
>>3310477
>>3310468
>tfw Irish and German
>>3310468
>>3310477
>Being French and German is already kinda weird, but being Irish lets me understand why I enjoy drinking my problems away
>>3310488
You both tinker on stuff, and like soda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qyiQfV-eMQ
Why is this theme so perfect?
>>3310517
I just wish I knew what it was...though, she did say she'd bring me up to speed as soon as we met up again.
And I know more people who like soda than dislike it.
>>3310534
>I suddenly feel bad I've never actually beaten any main-series pokemon games beyond Gen 3.
>Mostly because we just don't own any here.
>>3310503
>drinking your problems away
Hungarians do that every day, even when we don't have problems.
>>3310534
because it isn't
>>3310463
Just think what could happen if you stop being so lazy.
>This is the third game I have ever played.
>>3310467
I would not know what that is like.
>>3310542
Gen 5 has some of the best ost's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbcyoi2xQ3E
>>3310560
Then I wouldn't be a demon or well rested.
>During lunch when I was in school I'd play chess
>>3310542
I don't like it, it's sticky. But you'll see her soon, she seems to be around a lot.
>>3310560
It's kind of like holding a rose with the thorns in your hands, or like... A puppy you love but it bites you.
>>3310560
>>3310586
Only when it dries. And she is sort of...stuck here, until her operator gets off her lazy rear and decides to put some effort in to trying to figure out what's going on.
>>3310561
>Considering I have fuckall money (and my DS's charger is missing), I should get around to emulating the Gen IV/V games at some point.
>>3310571
So all demons are lazy is what you are telling me.
>>3310586
...I do not remember telling you that.
>>3310598
Well... I'm suppose to be a role model for kids around the world. What not to do you know... but for a demon like me sleeping so much helps me feel refreshed.
>>3310597
Haha, honestly I waited a month for someone, you can wait a day or two. Unless you're saying I'm better then you?
>>3310598
Huh? What are you talking about? I was just giving examples, like maybe... hmm... I can't think of any more, I really am foolish.
>>3310631
Hey, this is important!
>>3310619
That makes much more sense. So you do the opposite what others call virtuous
>>3310631
Nevermind then. But I would not call the second example of yours obsession. That has a negative connotation.
>>3310645
Of course! Vices are virtues and virtues are vices!
>>3310645
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQsLDm9Rq9bHKEBnElquF8GuWkI1EJ8Zp
This is a nice little source for thinking about some basic chess stuff
I hate number 13
+1 uid
>>3310672
make it bigger
>>3310672
I hate 14
+1
>>3310642
Am I not important?
>>3310645
Ah well, But hey, could you give me some more tips?
>>3310660
I see. That is why you freak out over an average chest.
>>3310670
>Thanks Wiggy
>>3310691
About?
>>3310702
Your chest isn't average at all... a flat chested woman is better.
>>3310691
What's that got to do with anything?
>>3310708
You. I like you
>>3310708
>
>>3310714
weirdos
>>3310708
Faggot confirmed
>>3310721
>>3310716
>>3310714
>
>>3310731
>Mfw I copied the same screenshot twice on accident
>>3310731
GAAAAAAAAAY
>>3310733
Fixed it
>>3310708
Of course it is. Especially compared to my sister. I think you would die if you saw her up close.
>>3310740
You act like we actually want to see your source material's shitty attempt at comedy.
>>3310744
Do you got the booty too?
>>3310746
>you act like I care whether you look at it or not when you pay attention to me
>>3310744
Ha! Until then I doubt your chest is a proper size at all woman. Regardless you can be my vassal.
>>3310702
About how to approach this situation, I may not look it but I'm very nervous.
>>3310709
Haha, you're a little selfish Rika, I hope you don't pass that on to Shanghai.
>>3310744
You look much better than me anyway Ram. Still amazes me how noone wants to marry you
>>3310754
um
uh
SHE DOOOOOOO
>>3310763
This isn't being selfish, it's not about me in this case!
>>3310766
I'd marry her desu
>>3310761
So all you care about is that people pay attention to you? That's pretty sad.
>>3310754
The what now?
>>3310778
Not really. Just you nerds all giving me a reason to post caps from the game.
>>3310783
Is that a booty? It's hard to tell.
>>3310761
A proper size? It is not like they will shrink.
>>3310763
Hmmm. El is better than me for this kind of stuff. I suppose you can sing a song.
>>3310766
I can think of a few good reasons.
>>3310783
>>3310754
>>3310800
>>3310802
You tried to claim your sisters chest was larger... of course if it was then your chest could possibly be considered average.
>>3310814
>>3310803
>>3310770
Haha, 'in this case'? So you admit it, ah but I was kidding I know the feeling.
>>3310802
Ah, maybe... but hey, are you feeling better? I mean El is back too.
>>3310772
>pulls out a certificate
Really?!
>>3310802
You're just overthinking again is all
>>3310775
She has plenty of it! You just have to get to know her
>>3310800
I do not know what you want.
>>3310803
>>3310814
And stop posting this.
>>3310823
That's a better booty shot.
You pass!
So... is there gonna be a new game soon, or are there not enough people?
>>3310821
I'm serious. She could potentially be in serious danger, but her operator's more occupied with HOMEWORK! Not even getting any of her friends to help instead, for that matter.
>>3310833
One'll happen when someone decides to make them.
>>3310818
They are. She stretched my out when she wore it. See for yourself>>3310766
>>3310821
I am feeling good. It is nice seeing her again.
>>3310822
If overthinking means I know all of the correct answers then yes. Also...
*takes the certificate and rips it up*
No.
>>3310830
I succeeded. I suppose I should be happy but I am just confused.
>>3310845
You should be happy. You've got a solid 4/4 on the attractive body parts scale.
>>3310833
I'm watching the game going on, on /b/.
>>3310845
You wear a belt around your chest just like that warrior girl. You can always just re-adjust it woman.
>>3310835
Honestly, you're getting too worked up over this, honestly she's tough right? You shouldn't worry about her that much.
>>3310845
I'm glad to hear that, it's a good change for you.
>>3310823
They wanted the booty.
>>3310845
H-hey! I only have a few of those!
>>3310803
>>3310814
Now that's something nice to see in the morning.
>tfw was in a chess club
>tfw i suck so bad back then, can't focus/think for shit
>now literally have never lost a chess match in my school or any other people who challenged me.
Why.
>>3310857
I did not have to tie it so tight before.
>>3310861
It is unfortunate there is not a match coming any time soon. I wish to fight wit her before I had to rest.
>>3310850
So I am officially cute/attractive? That is a victory.
>>3310865
They have their own.
>>3310868
Oh you will just pull another one out of nowhere anyway.
>>3310869
Pfffff..... I am way too tired to be laughing and not building hype, bro
>>3310880
You have a point there. I am pretty bootylicious.
>>3310873
You wanna go first?
>>3310861
She might be fine for the short-term, but...she didn't even have physical form until now, it's all just too strange, and we don't know if it could be dangerous in the long run!
>>3310880
How do you think I felt when I was a woman?
>>3310880
Are you going to rest soon? Ah I also forgot you wanted to fight her, you're family is a little... Different from mine.
>>3310893
It's fine, she's just going through what I went through when I got my body, and if I got through it with the failure that I am she's definitely going to be fine.
>>3310873
Chess takes time to master
>>3310880
>checks body
Yeah I still have a few left. But you can't do that, you need to settle down with a good husband and have kids and...
>rambles on
>>3310897
YOUR body is still purely mechanical, imitations. SHE is an AI in an actual, flesh-and-blood body that was made that way via unknown means, it's just a bit unprecedented, don't you think? Especially since, from her operator's perspective, she's still just a program.
>>3310901
https://youtu.be/_h9MxNn8P7w
>>3310894
I would imagine it was no different being a male.
>>3310897
There is nothing wrong in proving how effective we can be.
>>3310891
If only more people listened to me.
>>3310901
(How do I get her to stop? That is it.)
El. I spoke with Sol Badguy. About those videos you showed me...
>>3310925
Have you considered listening to others? A wise man knows nothing, and the dunce knows everything.
>>3310925
I had to wear a shirt for starters..
Baron. Are you here?
>>3310925
And?
>nose starts bleeding
>>3310921
Nice choice in music.
>>3310880
That's right!
>>3310941
Well, had is a strong word.
>>3310955
Nice choice in fucking everything, homie.
>>3310916
It just saved you the work of making her a body, why are you so worked up over this...
>>3310925
With what I did last night I don't really agree...
Baron!?
>>3310964
Women or not we can still see how fast that beard of yours ignites!
>>3310976
I'll spark it up
>>3310966
>She groans in annoyance
We don't know HOW it happened, we don't know why, and we don't even know how it's possible. Nor do we know what would happen if she were to be taken out of here like she normally would be, at that. And they don't exactly intend to give them bodies, at that.
>>3310935
It would have been better if you stated that at another time. All those idiots just wanted to stare at my butt.
>>3310941
Are you allergic to clothes?
>>3310955
And...
*a smile begins to form*
He told me that all of the stuff you have showed me happened in real life. With him and the king.
>>3310966
I am sure she is fine and not crying about how a friend betrayed her. Actually I am not sure at all.
>>3310980
Go right ahead.
>>3310984
No. Just back to the topic of vices and virtues.
>>3310984
I knew it!
>passes out
>>3310985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWXLPu8Ky9k
>>3310984
I heard you talking a similar line before.
Always listening, Ram. Always watching.
But I gotta sleep, so not really. Goodnight again.
>>3310987
It grew back. Also goodnight, Mr. Napoleon Complex
>>3310991
Fill me in on what you're talking about? I'm curious.
"Are you going to add anything other than combat challenges?"
"I added harder enemies"
"T-Thanks DM...you know how much I love spamming spells over and over again"
>>3311001
I'm only small because I'm still growing!
I hope you have nightmares!
>See ya wiggins
>>3310981
Rika, it's magic, shut up and accept it, or ask Ms. Patchouli, because I don't know either.
>>3310984
A-ah..... T-that didn't really help..
>>3311010
>It's magic, just accept it
Don't you go triggering me when I'm low on sleep you motherfucker.
>>3310987
Oh fine. I will bring it up next time since you keep calling me a demon.
>>3310991
Yes El. Sol said at one point that there was not enough bounties and had to do... that.
>>3311001
Farewell Lumberjack.
>>3311005
El got her hands on something interesting. Something labelled "yaoi" and she showed me as well. It featured Sol and the king.
>>3311010
I had a feeling after I said it. I do not know what to say.
>>3311010
>Her tone is quick and snappy, almost defensive
We don't even know if it is magic or another form of phenomena entirely!
...Plus, I haven't had an opportunity to ask her her opinion on the matter.
>>3311001
>Be seeing you.
>>3311021
Sweet baby Jesus, yaoi? Did you like it? She clearly did.
>>3311021
Huh? No! I was talking about why I don't wear a shirt.
>>3311005
>takes a deep breath
Solbadguyandthehighkinghadrelationswithoneanother!
>>3311043
Hot. Mind sharing?
>>3311019
>Sorry man, just go to sleep though, or it'll happen again probably.
>>3311021
It's alright, maybe I will ask El, but I don't know, for once I'm actually embarrassed...
>>3311027
I guess I never see you talking with her, but hey I don't know, I only really know about me and my machinery.
>>3311048
Sol destroyed all evidence of the incident
>>3311021
Guess he was really desperate.
>>3311059
Good advice king bling.
>Hugs good night
>>3311059
With who, Patchouli? I've been keeping an eye out, she just hasn't appeared more than once these past few days...and even then she wasn't here for long, not enough time for me to discuss that sort of thing with her.
Who did you like but lost all respect for?
>>3311066
...He will pay! Did it feature any of this sort of deal? If so, who did it to who? Did Sol bottom? Give all the details, girlfriend.
>>3311033
It evoked some reactions from me. Mostly because I find it hilarious that Sol was in it.
>>3311039
Oh right. You do not wear a shirt because the good ones will. What an odd place.
>>3311048
Nothing much. But the king's son has remarked how close the king and Sol has gotten recently.
>>3311059
*yawns*
El is more of a person then me. All she could do is help.
>>3311066
Extremely. I hope you are here the next time I come here.
>>3311083
Myself.
>>3311083
Myself.
Ezcept yourself
>>3311083
Mother
>>3311083
Kamina
>>3311087
>Loves despite your constant abuse of me on steam
>>3311086
I also enjoy the way it feels to not wear a shirt.
Quints?
Quints.
>>3311106
hdgtfrhzg
>>3311067
Haha, have a good rest, and better dreams.
>Hugs back great night.
>>3311080
Ah, she's bound to show up soon, she does every once in a couple of nights..
>>3311086
I don't know, I like the truthfulness of your advise...
stop guys...
Quints!!
quints are hard. Dubs are easy.
>>3311083
Hoshi
>>3311121
But not all the time I guess.
>>3311115
Which is part of why I've been so active, lately.
>>3311083
parsee
>>3311134
>hating Parsee
He is literally the best thing that happened to HG
>>3311139
One of them atleast.
>>3311139
I hope you're joking.
>>3311143
>>3311148
I forgot sarcasm is hard to tell on the internet, sorry.
>>3311148
>Not liking Parsee
>>3311132
If I see her what do you want me to ask? I'll try to remember.
>>3311154
Hey I can get why someone would hate a memespouter
>>3311154
I'd fug Parsee
>rubs everyone's dicks in my armpit
>>3311169
S-Sanae?
>>3311164
Me too. I'd fug you too.
>>3311169
>>3311169
Moooooreeeee
>>3311173
Thanks babe, I'd fuck me too.
>>3311185
>>3311105
Ugh. I will deal with your inane actions the next time I show up. I am too tired right now.
>>3311115
We will work together. I will be the truthful one and she will be the idealistic one. Another time though. I feel like I will collapse. Farewell.
>>3311156
Nah, better off just asking her, myself, really. Plus, it feels sort of...personal.
>>3311192
Be seeing you.
>>3311185
Bitch I'm always watching you
>>3311192
I'm in the same boat. Good night Ramlethal
I'm napping now, don't die while I'm gone.
>>3311189
Oh great you're here- OH HEY HOW YOU DOING?
>>3311190
Less than three.
>>3311199
I'm watching you. Watching me. From across the room I can't stop myself from looking.
>>3311192
Goodnight then Rammy, rest well, I hope you get to fight El in your dreams at least.
>>3311198
Are you... Actually embarrassed about something? Who are you and what have you done to my little sis?
>>3311206
(GOOD! HOW ABOUT YOU)
>>3311211
Everyone's got their secrets and their concerns.
New game when
And don't tell me to host, my games are garbage and only acceptable when there's absolutely no other choice
>>3311216
Ugh... Way to take the fun out of it..
>>3311221
Host
>>3311214
Tried to sleep. Fapped and now playing Overwatch. Story of my life. You at senpai?
>>3311185
>
>>3311229
What did I just say, anon?
>>3311234
(Near sleep. Checking in on the games before bed.)
>>3311227
Hrmpf. Like I said, it's a personal matter.
>>3311221
>Can't get better without experience.
>>3311237
I heard.
>>3311244
What about your tanks power source?
>>3311251
...What about it?
>>3311235
>Fucks the brick
>>3311243
Sleep well purple semen demon
>>3311257
Tell me what it is.
>>3311262
Why?
>>3311250
I'm too tired to do any quality hosting anyway
>>3311267
I thought that part was easy to tell, so I don't have to worry about my energy anymore.
>>3311268
Please?
>>3311277
Just because I'd tell you doesn't mean it'd be able to be replicated, or that it'd be suitable for anything other than this.
>>3311261
>Grabs your wand and smacks your ass lightly with it
>>3311288
I'm passing out every three minutes anon, if I start there's a huge chance I won't be able to finish the game
>>3311290
Fine, but you have to make me a new battery for me when you're tinkering on my severed arm.
>>3311298
Not here. Any time in the other hell hole tho.
>>3311300
I'm not even sure I want to get through with that.
>>3311299
Well go to bed instead instead of browsing here.
>>3311312
Fine, fine, you have a point
G'night losers
>>3311309
Oh really? That's such a shame, I was hoping to see my arm get taken apart in front of me.
Which avatars would you turn gay for?
>>3311321
That one Destiny guy
>>3311321
Shorty
>>3311317
Be seeing you.
>>3311320
Har, har.
who else isn't going to bed at this hour
Hit me with your best pick-up line, HG.
>>3311328
I'm actually going to head off my batteries are almost out.
>Goodnight.
>>3311333
Europoors, it is noon for them
>>3311333
>she rises her hand
>>3311333
I'm still here, anon.
People are dropping down like flies.
>>3311336
Do you like big dicks?
>>3311341
That depends on if you haven't slept all night.
>>3311333
Come on it's like 5 PM. I ain't sleeping yet.
>>3311339
...Sure thing.
>Have a good one.
>>3311336
Are you a Jehovah's witness? Because I'd like to bend Jehovah's so you can witness this dick.
>>3311307
>Pets the DMG
>youkai racism intensifies
>>3311358
newcomer.
>>3311321
Ringabel.
>>3311359
I know right anon? Youkais do not belong here at all.
>unsolicited opinions on youkai
>youkai acceptance increases
>>3311359
>normal racism intensifies
