HG Thread
Meta-Knights edition
I bench more than you nerd.
>>3213875
You seem happier than ever, what happened ?
>>3213875
You seem happier than ever, what happened ?
>>3213883
Finally some well deserved vacations even if it seems like I'm working harder than during school
>>3213850
Not much, been pretty bland as usual but how about you?
>>3213853
Oh wow such trust in me.
>>3213860
What is training for then? to make them follow the orders given by higher ups.
>>3213865
Did I make you forget about it? I'm sorry Clawdia
>>3213890
Sunset and I are gonna be roomies.
>>3213890
Vacation huh? Well that's great to hear.
>>3213865
Maybe even more. You could become a good chef.
>>3213874
Just because i have someone that covers my eyes doesn't mean i am a robot.
>>3213883
>>3213893
Apologies, its not something i do on purpose.
>>3213897
You're getting closer every day, I'm happy for you Spike !
>>3213898
Don't you have any ?
>>3213903
What are you then, you remind me of someone
>>3213865
It's a little more severe than that I'm afraid.
>>3213874
I could do with another hour of sleep, but I'm alright. How are you doing man?
>>3213875
Gh-!
Err.... T-thanks.... I think
>>3213903
No it's fine, I am a demon after all.
>>3213905
Oh I do but I don't get any for quite a while now.
>>3213907
S-Sorry. I just-
I love you.
>>3213905
T-Thanks.
So, how's it going?
>>3213905
I am just a human like you.
>Takes the mask off
My eyes are pretty fucked up after an incident happened.
>>3213914
You're not upset about it are you?
>>3213907
You know how I am doing !
>>3213914
Well, I'll remind you every day about mine !
>>3213917
You know.
>>3213922
Oh god, put it back please
>>3213926
Pretty good?
>>3213874
I heard if I bowed I would seem not aggressive.
>>3213893
>>3213883
Don't worry I'll remember it, I think.
>she thinks about what she could be forgetting
Maybe it was violent... Whatever that word means.
>>3213903
Your not the first to say that, but I really don't have that much of a clean claw.
>>3213907
Oh, alright, do you still have magic atleast?
>>3213907
>>3213917
Didn't realize how rough Spike would get~
>>3213922
Upset about someone not trusting a demon?
>She giggles childishly.
Oh you're so silly Godot~ of course I'm not.
>>3213926
Rude! Nah go ahead I don't really care.
>Sorry, internet went to shit
>>3213868 (Blocked Video)
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>>3213874 (Revolver "Revolver Occolot" Occolot)
I'd prefer it if ye called me Vul.
>>3213883 (Succubus Loli)
Not everyone can simply listen to orders, and a rebellious ship could be a disaster.
>>3213926
>Puts them back on
I know its a horrible sight right?
>>3213932
You can just have them washed right?
>>3213933
Urgh... What was i even thinking?
>>3213926
Ocelawesome?
>>3213917
Love you too kiddo
>>3213932
Not nearly as powerful as I used to be, though sometimes it can be channeled when I play the guitar
>>3213874
Same old, same old. Decided to try and cook a ham for the first time. It sucked, so pizza it is.
>>3213950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1QwyNF29lc
Better?
>>3213932
Oh dear I guess I overdid it on the spell.
>>3213950
They have protocols for it, and it often works out for the best in the end.
>>3213953
Oh I don't know, I'm just messing with you without the need for using magic.
Well I feel like passing out soon so goodnight everyone.
>>3213933
He's a little pent up it would seem.
>>3213956
>Spike gets off of her and stands up, offering her his claw.
Got a little too excited.
>>3213933
H-Hey, I'm just happy.
>>3213953
Nope, the blood can't be washed off.
>>3213956
The guitar? Is that a staff or a weapon?
>>3213963
Well I don't think so, but maybe you could undo it? My mind is filling up with fog and thoughts I can't really quite read.
>>3213964
Be sure to go easy on him, he'll be acting like that for quite a while you know?
>>3213967
Oh I can tell Spike.
>>3213972
>Spike quickly looks down and then back up.
No you can't.
>>3213963
Oh shut it already.
>Sleep well
>>3213969
Have you tried before?
>>3213962
O' course not!
>>3213963
But is it truly morally sound to give somethin' that wasn't alive before and give it life? Isn't it wrong that those girls will never have a normal life b'cause o' what they be?
>>3213929
Exactly
>>3213932
You don't look aggressive at all, lady
>>3213933
Oh I will
>>3213950
Alright Volt
>>3213953
Yeah
>>3213956
Pretty good
>>3213957
>kek
>>3213983
How's the games coming along?
>>3213969
>She raises her hand and creates a white glyph that passes through Clawdia's head.
There you go that should cancel it spell for a while until it runs out, anyways I'll be off night miss.
>>3213977
I can read emotions other then lust.
>>3213981
Alrighty then~
>>3213982
They can live a normal life, they were once forced into it but now get to do as they wish unless they do something wrong in that case they'll be brought back in.
Okay I'm going this time.
>>3213969
The electric guitar is a weapon forged by the devil himself.
>>3213972
Okay, I'll only have just a liiiittle fun at his expense.
>>3213967
>She grabs a hold of his wrist and lifts herself up.
Can't fault ya for it. Thanks.
>>3213983
O-oh.
>>3213994
Oh really? Then what emotion an I feeling right now?
>>3213981
Yep, I also spent most of the time underwater, so the blood must be something permanent to these claws.
>>3213983
It's the way I talk, I was told I was a bit too violent.
>>3213994
Huh, I need to go collect blood, thanks Maria!
>>3213996
Oh, you're one of satan's minions, neat.
>>3213996
>Spike tries to resist, but can't help himself and pulls her hand towards him, wrapping his big scaly arms around her again, hugging her tightly.
I'm gonna spoil you rotten.
>>3213988
I haven't worked on them for 2 days now, I've been quite busy, I hope I'll work tonight
>>3213996
But that's a new expression I won't forgot to use
>>3214008
You look pretty cool
>>3214008
Satan....?
>>3214012
>snrk
Alright you goof...
W-within the budget I hope.
>>3213983
Oh well its not like i wished for this to happen.
>>3214008
Well i know that blood can be quite bothersome to clean once its been dried up. You need some good soap for stuff like that.
>>3213983
VUL!
>>3213994
I still don't believe it be right.
Farewell lass.
Gib attention I'm cute pls
>>3214017
Take your time. Can't rush perfection.
>>3214018
Of course.
What's your thoughts on backrubs? I give a mean one.
I need hugs
Oh well i need to leave for now. Perhaps i'll see you another time.
>>3214017
Hm? I look cool? Well I didn't know I was cool, but your scarf looks more cool.
>>3214018
You said the devil himself, Satan, right?
>>3214023
But it just makes more blood,
>>3214039
Oh and bye!
>>3214039
Take care.
>>3214039
Farewell.
Guess I'll be leavin' too.
>>3214049
See you 'round.
>>3214037
No you don't.
Give me yous
>>3214056
UR cute
>hugs
>>3214045
You ruban is even cooler
@3214056
:^)
>>3214045
D-do you know him?
>>3214032
I think we should find out.
>>3214073
They're best done in a private, relaxing environment.
It'll fix ya right up after work.
>3214056
I'll give you (you)'s if you host.
>>3214081
But I'm on phone :^c
>3214084
Thats not my problem.
>>3214067
Yeah, it's the only thing I wear that doesn't get ruined.
>>3214073
Nope, I'm more close to Cthulhu than Satan.
>>3214091
You look like you're fresh out of a toy store
>>3214091
What's he like?
>>3214080
>shrugs
Can't argue with that.
>>3214099
Well, if you're feeling tense I could do a quick once over.
Does anything feel tight?
OH BABY (YOU)
(YOU) GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
BUT (YOU) SAY HE'S JUST A HOST, BUT (YOU) SAY HE'S JUST A HOST
OH BABY
(YOU)
>>3214096
Really?
>>3214099
Big tentacles, big body, I can't describe him well, the whole "so terrorifying you can't fathom" thing.
>>3214125
Yeah, apart from the little scratches you have here and there
>>3214132
Oh these are stitches, they come everytime I die.
>starts pointing at one of the scars
I got that one from a spike.
>>3214136
E-everytime you die ?!
Lurkers I summon you
>>3214106
Maybe another time. I think I'm gonna go slip into something more comfortable and have a bout of weakness.
>>3214125
Hmm.... His mere existence is truly fascinating.
Thanks for chatting with me hon, I think I'm gonna take off now. Take care.
>>3214139
>unzips duck
>>3214140
Room for an awkward dragon?
>>3214138
Yeah, I die a lot, I'm fragile like a glass cannon.
>>3214140
Bye miss Sunset!
>>3214140
See ya cutie !
>>3214146
Are you immortal ?
>>3214155
>pone Ocelot
...
>>3214155
Kinda, all thanks to that portal right there.
>points at a purplish portal
>>3214139
>>3214140
>>3214145
>>3214164
O-oh!
>>3214164
Oh your back. Neat.
>>3214169
Down, boy. Down. It's just a cuddling thing.
>>3214164
Dmg??
>>3214164
We are the erp sanctuary
>>3214173
Are you talking to your dick?
>>3214164
you broke Paul's heart
>>3214179
>breaking someone's heart over the internet
>>3214178
I'm very clearly talking to-
You know what? Doesn't matter.
I'm going to bed.
Who I'm going to bed with is up to your imagination.
Goodnight, HG.
I want to violently cuddle muffet
>>3214171
>>3214172
>>3214174
>>3214175
Shhh! I'm hiding
>>3214179
Paul Broke Paul's heart
>>3214187
Good night dragon!
>>3214187
G'night.
>>3214189
Don't hide here! They'll find out!
>>3214187
Good night
>>3214197
Let them come. I shall erase them with my Semen Hose of Justice!
>>3214197
They know I'm planning a come back tour.
>>3214139
Ohio!
>>3214162
Aren't you tired of being immortal ?
>>3214170
You should try shorts
>>3214187
See ya Spike !
"p3RQhXOD"
This here is a season code. It's an empty season code. One with the default events already cleared out so you can fill them in with your own.
If there's anyone who needs something like this, here it is. I needed something like this so I made it and decided to share it on a whim.
To whoever, use it well!
>>3214214
Nope, I'm tired of being seen as a threat, but not tired of living.
>>3214222
>Kissu
>>3214206
>splashes with holy water
VAMPIRES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3214222
Can't you just select the clear events?
>>3214222
Thanks m8. This is pretty useful.
>>3214222
>thanks for it, I'll keep this saved somewhere, was planning on making custom events after exams and such
>>3214238
DON'T BULLY VAMPIRES
>>3214237
Night. Morning. Evening. Whenever the fuck I feel like it.
I promised a Magic show. And it's gunna fucking happen.
>I have some FUCKED UP /d/ shit planned homie. Don't miss it
>>3214239
Can't you just hit the road?
>>3214253
>/d/ tier
sign me up, give me a time and where to be
>>3214239
>>3214257
Can't we be friends?
>>3214257
hit the road with what?
>>3214262
/erp/ thread tomorrow night!
Tell your friends. Who am I kidding you have no friends.
I'm bringing back /d/MG
>>3214265
maybe we can't I don't know yet
>>3214238
>Sidesteps
I'm not a vampire!
>>3214276
what timezone?
>>3214276
Where do i sign up to suck your dick?
>>3214253
>>3214276
>mfw
>>3214276
I'll give you the /d/
>>3214283
I don't have a time. Just keep your eye out on it. I will be there for hours. It'll be hard to miss.
>>3214285
Like I said. /erp/ tomorrow night. But today's my day off.
And I want to kill some niggers. When we getting a host?
>>3214295
look, your tomorrow night, might be my tomorrow morning or some shit
i dont want to lurk ERP an entire day just for some drama
>>3214295
Today our morning is a bit slow, we didn't have a host yet since the start of the morning, large woman.
>>3214245
Can vampires bully you instead?
>>3214295
I'm gonna imagine LD will randomly appear when you do.
>>3214245
I wanna bully the Nobu.
>>3214286
Remember. You can run. But you can never hide.
>>3214293
You can't handle the /d/ friendo.
>Seriously I was trying some magic tricks out and two of my kinky friends backed out because 2kinky
>>3214299
Okay. It's noonish my timezone right about now. So a little later tomorrow. I'm going to say about 28 hours? Maybe 30ish? No promises.
>>3214312
Darn. I'll keep my eye about. Thanks.. claws.
I'm going to call you the clamps.
>>3214319
I don't think LD's going to be a problem.. I hope..
>Sorry if I took over your thread /hg/ I love you guys
>>3214316
You're not even a vampire
>>3214320
I want to stick my dick in Nobu's ass.
>>3214316
No. Also where can I get that soundtrack of the first part of the movie.
>>3214328
>28 hours
mentally noted, Dank Magician Grill
>kissu
>>3214320
>>3214331
GO AWAY, NOBU ISN'T FOR BULLYING OR SEXUAL, EVENNIF SHE WASN'T A VAMPIRE!
>>3214328
>no problem, atleast you aren't Ta
>>3214336
>Blows kiss
>>3214351
I feel like i got all the STDs in the world but i dont care
Gotta go, see ya later
>>3214329
I'm vampire enough to take part in the bullying.
>>3214332
>Nowhere
>>3214350
You're so cute when you are mad~
>>3214350
>I don't know who that is
>I need to lurk more
>>3214355
I'm clean sweetie. Magic spells and shit
>>3214328
The clamps? That's an odd nickname.
>>3214361
You're killing me here.
>>3214371
It's a meme ya di-... I'm not going to insult you.
It only fits the.. you know... clamp hands you have
>>3214375
Just wait one more month for the BD, you might get lucky then.
>>3214364
Shut up
>>3214361
No, you're not enough of one so you get bullied
>>3214377
These are claws, I never seen anyone refer to them as clamp hands before.
>slowly extends her claw close to DMG
Are you near-sighted one?
>>3214331
You're sick. Don't talk to me or my Ghost Boy ever again.
>>3214350
>Pats
>>3214388
But no one is bullying me, I think you got it all wrong.
>>3214398
Where did you come from?
>>3214401
That's because you aren't worth bullying
>>3214398
>Rapes
>>3214377
So the sorceress is back.
>>3214408
More like because you can't even do it, everything you try I always turn it against you.
>>3214408
Same place as ever. And now I return.
>>3214361
You are not for bullying, Omae-Sama. Unless I'm feeling particularly catty.
>>3214398
I want to be Nobu's boy.
>>3214436
Why are you would vampire?
>>3214436
Go back to ofh
>>3214436
Who gave you the right to be the only one who can bully me?!
>>3214428
No, it really is just that you are completely worthless
>>3214436
I still don't know where from
>>3214392
They CAN clamp down on things yes?
But if you wish I'll call it a claw.
>>3214418
Back to my thrown as "Queen of Cocks" tomorrow. Also got a minor announcement only a few people will care about then too~
>>3214436
>>3214455
So this is the one you've been gushing about araragi?
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3214460
Just like you, but somehow it's really funny to see you suffer.
>>3214469
Kaiki isn't! He can go to hell!
>>3214477
Go back to you cage, usless monkey.
>>3214473
Throne not thrown. Unless you want me to throw you in there. But speaking of distasteful jokes, how are the harpies?
>>3214493
One more joke like that and I'l call CPS
>>3214493
>you cage
>smooches you on the cheek
Go to sleep <3
>>3214473
You can call what you want, just don't touch them, it might cut you.
>>3214482
It's not funny, lucky half living asshole
I have to go
You guys need a host?
-Nito
Eheheheh~
>>3214525
but ofcourse
>>3214526
nepgear go to bed
>>3214526
Hmm? Quit hiding in the shadows.
>>3214525
Yes
>>3214531
Negear? Whi's thay?
>>3214538
Aright-aright...
>>3214507
Are they animal control? We might need it if you start throwing shit at everyone.
>>3214514
I-I'm not going to sleep, I just woke up.
>>3214519
I'm fully alive, idiot, go away.
>>3214543
>Araragi and Yukine replies incoming for some boring cj
>>3214543
oh no it's you
luckily I have tests to do
>>3214529
>>3214538
Very well, give me a few and I will set one up.
>>3214543
Just who are you?
>>3214550
No Child Protection Services, that girl of yours is easy blackmail. Maybe think first next time you want to talk shit to me.
>>3214567
Finally, someone useful, Thank you nito.
>>3214552
Shhh. Let me havepece danon!
>>3214554
Fack you!
>>3214574
Kongu desssu!
>>3214507
>Sorry I've been up all night. I can't spell anything write.
>Also reminds me I kinda wanna RP as the harpies.
>>3214516
I didn't wanna touch them.. I don't wanna lost my fingers.
>>3214592
Oh ok.
>bows to the lady then runs off
I must leave for something for a bit! Sorry!
>>3214574
What about my girl? I don't see why child protection would be interested in her.
>>3214552
Oh shit, you're right, this is what I should be doing, what was I thinking?
>>3214576
Go to bed, you drunk, stupid boat.
>>3214601
Goodbye scary monster person.
Please don't kill me.
>>3214602
Looks way too young for you.
>>3214585
And what do you do Kongu.
>>3214592
>dont worry about it.
wtf nito
>>3214576
>boops nose
>>3214622
>Not even going to comment on the >Can't spell anything WRITE line
I gotta work on my stand up
>>3214622
What? We look and are the same age, but whatever, I shouldn't expect much from a monkey.
>>3214628
You made a grave mistake the moment you thought about trusting one whose soul already left this realm a long time ago.
His words are like hearing an echo. The sound is still there but the meaning behind them is long gone.
say hi to ERP for me.
>>3214628
Rick was right
can't trust Nito for shit
>>3214610
>from afar
I don't want to hurt nobody today!
>>3214650
K!
>>3214643
I meant you and shinobu stupid.
>>3214638
>too tired to notice puns dammit.
>>3214650
Tell'em I say hi too.
>>3214657
... Huh... I'm surprised.
>>3214665
Where's the dick?
>>3214653
I see you can't even form proper sentences in my presence anymore. I can't blame you for that, human.
I'm sure that my aura is more than just simply terrifying in the eyes of a weakling.
>>3214665
Why?!
>gets closer
Why is that? Do you know any other crabgirl?
>>3214662
Need a banana?
>>3214667
It comes and goes at will. Dark Magic is fun!
>>3214672
Well.. You have red claws... Blood is red.. I put 1 and 1 together
>>3214677
Is this supposed to be some kind of mockery? Because it feels like you are trying to get under my skin,
yet such actions would only end with your untimely demise and eternal torment at the hand of the Emissary of evil!
I want to see a roast fight against Gundam and Adachi again.
>>3214703
I want to see Gundam admit that he loves Kazuichi Souda
>>3214703
between*
>>3214683
NO.
>>3214714
That will never happen. Unless I forced it out of him.
>>3214703
>>3214714
I know it is hard to keep your thoughts to yourself when you are close to wet yourself in my pressence out of fear,
but I would advise both of you to stay silent. Especially you >>3214714
You should seal your mouth until the day of your death arrives.
>>3214727
Just end this ava.
Delete the folder.
>>3214733
I am already dead inside.
Also:
>pressence
>>3214727
Come on. It'd be cute
>>3214743
BUT HE HASN'T GONE BANANAS YET
>>3214750
>>3214752
>Wink
>>3214745
S-Stop trying to find mistakes in my words, when the only mistake that truly matters right now is the fact that your existence is still going on to this very day!
How about you fix that little mistake?
>>3214760
If you value your life, you will neven mention such freak of nature in my presence ever again, trash.
>>3214778
Maybe one day, buddy. When you admit you have feelings for Kazuichi Souda and Sonia Nevermind, i will end it all.
>>3214774
Hey i was wondering. When was the last time you checked your mail?
>>3214662
You're really, really stupid if you think that there's anything going on between us.
So who wants to erp in the honey bee inn in hga?
>>3214787
Looks like your life will go on for many days and nights, because even if I speak the language of liars,
I still try to avoid dirtying my tongue by using it as you humans are so used to. No lies can leave the mouth of the Supreme Overlord of Ice.
>>3214825
So you admit you don't love Miss Sonia? What's the matter? Do you hate her? The poor thing.
which one of you are kamina's secret ava?
>>3214743
>>3214760
What's the matter, what have I done to piss you off now?
>>3214750
No, MEANS NO, MAGE!
>>3214778
'Freak of nature?' You're one to talk you hot topic emo trash. Your little game of pretend mocks anyone here who has actual power!
Speaking of games, someone better hurry up and host.
I'll assume Nito bailed. Does a 24 sound good?
>>3214842
Yee
>>3214842
Yes, thank you.
>>3214842
Yes.
>>3214835
I do not possess the thing called "heart" in the form you think it is supposed to exist, so it is impossible for me to feel such human emotion like "love".
>>3214837
"Hot topic emo trash"? Where did you obtain such...hehe original insults? From the garbage can where you belong, trash?
Get out of my sight or I will be forced to unleash even more words on you...by the looks of it they harm you more than anything.
>>3214842
Use your eyes and the brain in your skull. Maybe that way you would not require to ask such useless questions.
I miss battlewagon
b u m p
