HG Thread
Tank Edition
>>3198391 (Annie)
Good! Because you two would look horrible! Wait, that's not what I meant...
>>3198392 (Teacher sensei)
I'd prefer not to think about it, but I'm kinda forced to do it right now.
>>3198398 (Lambda)
Don't worry. I'm used to it. Just let me take the blame and everything will be fine.
>>3198407 (Dazai)
Is school supposed to feel like constant suffering, Dazai-san? Because right now, I'm experiencing a lot of that.
>Sucks your dick
>>3198473
Oh, he's just an egg
Oops
>>3198473
...I am uncertain as to why I did that.
>>3198475
That would not be...right.
>>3198473
I have one of those? Can I listen to it before I get hit by a lawyer for copyright problems?
>>3198375
>>3198391
I think he knows by now
>>3198473
I'm not use to the concept of driving. I usually just fly everywhere, or walk.
>>3197732
>any suggetions? Though most of that is accurate to the character.
>>3198475
School usually always ends up like that, like with me for instance, I somehow got a date from the exact person who pinned pulling a fire alarm which was in itself a stupid thing to do but that's why school is usually left behind. Funny right?
>>3198491
>>3198473
why bother, it's not even fire
>>3198263
You will kiss the ground I walk on instead if you attempt to approach me, creep.
>>3198299
I was of course advicing this lady to change her hairstyle, cowardly taking adavantge while I wasn't ready to engage in a duel.
>>3198278
Even in this current modern age an and mostly hidden in a low profile, magic has not lost it's purpose thanks to our efforts. Your struggles are futile.
>>3198319
Eheem...it was only a warning, this is not my place to take action and try to change your rebellious appearance, machine.
>>3198495
Never thought i'd see the day when someone would want to have lewd thoughts that old fart Kleese.
>>3197732(test)
>>3198495
>>3198503
Here kid. Let me help you out on the path to being a true bad ass. >>3198525 See your already doing better with those pills.
>>3198509
Cheap tricks don't have to be written in the history books if your the only one that survived. This is an arena, death can come from anywhere witch.
>>3198490
You just said it wasn't because you wanted to do it. I can take the blame and nothing will change, so no worries.
>>3198495
It's not provocative! I'm just hungrier than ever!
>>3198503
I see, I just don't see the funny part in it, but at least getting a date sounds good.
>>3198507
Thank god. I don't have the money to pay for lawyers, or to pay for anything.
>>3198525
We're not a couple, yet I feel like this is the closest I'll get to having a date here.
>>3198509
...I must once again apologize for my hostilities.
>She grabs the blade at the end of her ponytail, and in one swift motion cuts it off at the base
>Before it can even fall to the ground entirely, it disappears, reforming where it was in a crackle of yellow-colored energy
I should have...demonstrated.
>>3198525
I am unaware of the identity of my progenitor.
>>3198537
...I dislike the concept of lying.
>>3198548
Lambda is for sexual confirmed.
>>3198509
Hidden? HIDDEN?
>She briefly sounds outraged, before making a visible effort to calm herself
Now I know we're from other worlds. No. No, it's not futile, and there's nothing that magic can do that science can't.
>>3198532
I threw them in the trash, I didn't even mean for that to happen, he sort of tripped.
>>3198537
It just gets worse until school ends.
>He pats your head.
but now it's gone for me, shame it didn't end the way I wanted.
>>3198548
>>3198554
. . . .
>>3198547
If you want to be punished for something that you didn't even want to do it, go ahead. I'm just trying to help you out. I don't have a reputation, so it would be fine by me.
>>3198548
C-Can I really eat this? I've been starving to eat somethin that doesn't look too sexual for a long time.
>>3198548
Hey buddy, you better give me that jawbreaker back, or your going to end up like that overlord creep.
>>3198548
>>3198559
And now that I've lifted you up into the light. Its time to prove why I'm the best! AH-HAHAHAHA!
>>3198391
>do you have steam annie?
>>3198560
>>3198548
I never wanted any of this!
>>3198566
Screw school! I've got zero need to learn whatever shitty excuse your trying to teach me. What? Your trying to ground me to my castle? HA!
>>3198559
Even worse? That's wonderful, just wonderful. Also, what was the way that you wanted to go out this time?
>>3198566
It's been horrible, except that I got to eat for free. That was something that makes living worth it.
>>3198562
It would not be truthful otherwise.
>>3198566
Learned from beating the pac
>>3198591
Vomit on this spaghetti
>>3198591
I'm too full for this. Maybe I'll go to the next one when I'm empty.
>>3198596
Fine, not like it matters anymore. You left school already anyway.
>>3198514
You the same anon?
>>3198571
You really are the best! I wouldn't of been able to handle you.
>>3198588
Simple, from a high point on a building, the wind would feel great toward falling to my doom. Quite serene, I see you're still holding up.
>>3198613
Looks like the little brat got lucky this time, but at least I have 2 new names to add to my special list.
>>3198591
Easy evil acts to fill my stomach.
>>3198613
Seems the rust bucket won't be getting his revenge and screw braces! I have brushed my teeth once in my entire life.
>>3198611
"Left" being the...light term.
>>3198532
Yet no relevant events worth recording in history books will come out of this gathering of savages fighting for the title of the strongest. I have my way of doing things, fair duels is one of them.
>>3198547
Hm, what kind of rules lay behind such regeneration? Keep your appereance if even you can't out rule your own body.
>>3198556
Control your temper tank driver, since when I suggested magic should stand out over human progress? Ilegal technologic knowlkedge is indeed forbidden within school grounds, but that doesn't mean it has to be that way everywhere else.
>>3198613
>>3198628
That does sound a little too serene to me, especially the time you would die from it. Also you said it would turn even worse, but I'm kinda enjoying my school life right now.
>>3198632
Special list? Little brat? You resemble someone I know a little too much.
>>3198637
How else can you leave school? Did you get expelled?
>>3198643
I never expected... my school life... to turn into this... I have no regrets...
>>3198628
Finally! One of you humans is smart enough to recognize how great I am!
>>3198643
Hope you like flunking and answering a bunch of questions later on.
>>3198646
I could depict this all as a huge battle royale were every fight was a honorable duel if I win. History is written by the victor after all.
>>3198646
To delay my self-repair protocols would be a...needless waste of energy.
>>3198658
Negative. I was...sexually violated, and then murdered.
>>3198664
Its obvious which ever has less moral teachings and the better villains you idiot! The heroes can be interesting and inspiring but it's all about the villain and what they are trying to accomplish!
>>3198664
What's your opinion on Image comics?
>>3198676
................oh.
>>3198646
Engineer. I design and build the things, not just steer them. And what do you mean "illegal technologic knowledge"?
>>3198658
It'll all go down hill from now, You know you shouldn't be doing such a degrading thing! but you only live once...?
>>3198663
Yes, I wouldn't of been able to give you a body blow at all, I'm sure you're way too fast
>>3198698
This thing tastes weird, needs more sauce.
>Booshinator: Tokou is worst girl
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS HERESY
>>3198698
...
>>3198703
Away with you now human. You've served your purpose and I've no other need for a puppet to try and inflate my ego.
>>3198698
This little poo that I just stepped in made me remember how unfair life can get and that I'm worthless. I hate this poo.
>>3198703
But it already started to go downhill, like right now it's already going to poo, literally!
>>3198718
I did my best, so I can't be sad over this, right?
>>3198718
Kinda like a tentacle, but it doesn't squirm as much.
>>3198718
Whats the saying, "First the playground, THEN THE WORLD!"
>>3198690
>She shrugs ever so slightly, her expression as blank as ever
>>3198716
Goodbye then bug thing!
>>3198728
See! I told you, it's all because you kissed that girl, if you didn't do that it may have been a safe day of school.
>>3198748
This is what they call Deja Vu, if I remember it well. Right now it's not that good of a feeling.
>>3198748
I WILL BE THE MAIN CHARACTER! I'LL DESTROY THIS PUNY SCHOOL IF I HAVE TOO!
>>3198748
Looks like it's me an you human
>>3198748
Like that pencil can do an- OW! Not the eyes! Why did you aim for the eyes!?
>>3198759
Was it karma? I got a little joy in my life, so it all had to go turn into poo?
>>3198748
Yuei, you better win this match against that kid, or else!
>>3198759
Dont insult my hair you miserable trash.
>>3198763
I'm a demon! A DEMON!
>>3198763
You'll won.
>>3198749
I'm not an expert at that kind of cases, or at anything but I think you should go to the police with that.
>>3198780
BOW! BOW YOU MISERABLE CAT!
>>3198776
Learn your place and rewire yourself rust bucket!
>>3198773
It'll be fine now that we're back, now you learned the experience of a school, was it educational?
>>3198781
Sort of the combination of your hair and ears
>>3198780
>>3198785
>>3198780
>>3198785
>>3198663
Perhaps, the strong has the right to mold what will become history as he pleases, yet it will only be for what, a few scraped vitories out of thousands of lost duels?
>>3198676
I'll keep your...abilties in mind the next time our paths cross in the arena.
>>3198691
The creation of gadgets relying on technology instead of knowledge in magic goes against school regulations in Luna Nova.
>>3198780
That sounds about right... Congratulations sandbox king Laharl!
Thanks for hosting, I just got here but you were keeping these guys occupied.
>>3198788
There is no dedicated police for in this location, nor does it...truly matter.
>>3198804
Understood.
...My apologies again, for my...violent action.
>She averts her gaze
>>3198803
I-I'm sorry...
>>3198780
Congrats again Overlord.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3198804
That's what I thought. A novelty at best, heresy at worst, just like in Gensokyo.
>>3198804
>>3198780
I'm seeming to mold history how I want witch.
>>3198800
>>3198803
Don't place your hopes in such fickle and skin deep emotions again!
>>3198795
And what of you! A loner?
>>3198813
>>3198826
Of course I would be the one to win again!
>>3198821
For the opportunity to crush everyone again I applaud your efforts.
>>3198795
I'm sure this is what it feels like when parents throw their kids into the pool to teach them how to swim.
>>3198818
Doesn't matter? Why would you even say something like that?
>>3198821
Congratulations at not failing school. If all of us others did, it must be something almost impossible.
>>3198780
Even if the desired outcomes weren't produced, I shall thank you for providing us with a great game.
>>3198846
You're nothing more than a malnourished kid. You got lucky.
>>3198860
Thank you for hosting.
Should I go now, or do you want to have another go?
>>3198860
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3198821
Congratulations
>>3198860
and thanks for hosting
>>3198849
>>3198860
You did your fair share of helping me reach this point.
>>3198860
Thank you for having us.
>>3198849
For it does not. No lasting harm was inflicted.
>>3198860
Congratulations, sir.
...Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3198846
A drunk detective.
>>3198849
Don't pity yourself now though, it's all over, you need to look toward the future now.
>>3198860
Thank you for doing this.
>>3198870
I eat plenty! Your just sore that I killed both your hopes and dreams in a single instant.
>>3198880
Of course robot girl.
>>3198885
A drunk, so you really are human trash.
>>3198899
I'll kill your body and mind in half that.
>>3198899
The worse type of trash, my partner is a lot better at it.
>>3198877
I did? Yes, I did by the looks of it! Isn't that something really close to cheating for you?
>>3198880
That still feels really, really shady. You should be more careful with things like this in the future.
>>3198885
There won't be another semester, right? That's the only thing I can think about right now.
>>3198927
...Why?
You ready for the next game Miria?
>>3198927
Not for now at least, we can rest for now I don't want to deal with child antics again rest assured.
>>3198915
For seeing the girl you wanted to win naked and then killing her to? I'd like to see you try human.
>>3198917
Probably due to your inebriated state wouldn't you think?
>>3198927
Cheating is only acceptable if you win. Demon code says to take advantage of any situation no matter how dirty.
>>3198942
>kissu
>>3198846
Let's see how long you can keep this up, child. Reach 10 victories today and perhaps I'll remember your name when I go back to my academy.
>>3198835
I'm a foreigner to the situation in your homeland, whatever you're trying to prove it has no relevance with my objectives. Good luck trying to spread awareness in your world, engineer
>>3198818
You're forgiven, creature. I hold no grudges against anyone here, after all disposing of all of you was also one of my intentions.
I guess this means it's my turn to host. How many tributes should I make it?
>>3198947
I want to feed her and pet her, and you took that away from me. I expect an apology soon enough.
>>3198938
Because the fact that you live means that you're worthy for life, so try to keep your body out of harm's way.
>>3198946
What if it's him who doesn't want to deal with your antics? No offense.
>>3198947
Isn't cheating only acceptable if you don't get caught? Well, you did get through school without that happening, so I guess it's fine.
>>3198963
24, obviously.
>>3198963
It feels like our numbers decreased since the last one, so maybe 24?
>>3198973
...I am more durable than most individuals.
>>3198962
..."Creature"?
>>3198963
48
all unfilled slots is boss
>>3198947
Possibly but I can't help it, I can always believe in him.
>>3198973
What do you mean by that, I was taking care when I was there wasn't I? but still it makes living a bit easier
>>3198962
Te-TEN! I'd like you to even live through the First day before you star making such demands lady.
>>3198963
You might receive that apol- ACK! NOPE! If I don't win your game then you won't get anything from me!
>>3198973
If the person who catches me happens to take a slip and die before they can say anything.. was I ever caught?
>>3198992
Being careful could help you with not having to test how durable you really are.
>>3198979
>>3198983
>>3199002
24 it is. Sit tight while I get everything set up.
>>3198999
As much as I would love to make you a boss, I want to do the least amount of work possible.
>>3198962
Yeah...yeah. One day I'll take that shrine maiden down....
>>3199006
I am entirely aware of my physical limitations.
>>3199000
Then you shouldn't make jokes about those better than you if they could possibly help you out later on.
Remember that heroes never cum.
>>3199000
How should I go with this? I was told if I find you, well... not dead, I've to make sure you won't annoy the residents of this place too much. Kunikida-san's orders.
>>3199003
Not really, you're right about that. Well, only if they didn't share that information with somoene else.
>>3199028
Okay, so being careful can help you with not having to test your luck... What if you underestimate your enemy?
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