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/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Can you feel the /comfy/? edition

>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all

>Discord
https://discord.gg/0ymCZKXpKnCvlvzc

>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2

>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS

>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe

>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE

>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE

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News:

>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/

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Upcoming Episodes:

For Bros About to Rock (June 6)
>Lincoln and Clyde attend their first rock concert with Luna, who hopes to make it a memorable experience for them.

Ties That Bind (June 7)
>Lincoln eavesdrops on his parents and mistakenly believes that they're planning to get rid of him and his sisters

The Green House (June 8)
>In an effort to be more energy-efficient, Lincoln rallies his family to stop using so much electricity

Butterfly Effect (June 9)
>Lincoln accidentally spills one of Lisa's potions, causing a chain of events that unravel the household

It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House (June 10)
>Lincoln finds an old document in the attic that convinces him there's a stash of money hidden in the house
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i win!!!
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ALLAHU ACKBAR
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WHO'S THERE
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Sup dudes
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Leni is cute
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LUAN A CUTE

CUTE
U
T
E

Too bad, maybe next time anon
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Leni is shit
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you've failed this general, Leni
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when will best fics be continued??? I am having withdrawel
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Oh no, Leni's in trouble!
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>>3189478
AW YOU FUCKER
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Would you let Lola play with your wee wee?
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Would it be gay if Lincoln tucked Lily into his penis, then while she's in there let her give Clyde a blowjob? I mean technically their dicks wouldn't be touching.
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The loud house rpg: choose a class for each sister, will draw them later
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ULTIMATE BEST GIRL POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10361378

no memes, only the sisters
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>>3189478
GOD DAMN YOU I WAS FASTER
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>>3189459
I'M FUCKING FEELIN IT
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Will she be redeemed in For Bros About to Rock or is the damage already done?
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A happy Leni is a cute Leni!

Is it late? :^)
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>>3189500
More Leni rape porn please
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>>3189500
that's the opposite of trouble
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>>3189511
Leni as hot elf pls
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>>3189522
TAKYOOOOOOON
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settle down now, /TLHG/.

time to tell each other bedtime stories for max comfy.
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>>3189507
what
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>>3189524
honestly? The memes have gone too far, whatever characterization they might give her in the episode won't be as good as what you guys came up with
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>>3189524
Is that a new Garfield character?
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>>3189527
you've been slacking lately
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>>3189494
Damnit, I was busy posting in the other thread.

THE ONE THAT WAS MADE FIRST I MIGHT ADD
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>>3189524
Hopefully
But I swear to god if she is fucking based that episode then does something really fucking stupid the next im gonna be pissed
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>>3189537
Got a nice story?
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>>3189505
Yeah, what am I? Gay?
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List of Deep & Edgy fic ideas. Let me know if I forgot any:

>Alternate to the Schizo Scenario: Lynn is frustrated with how the family treats the situation and dresses up like "Luna" to try and seduce Lincoln.
>Leni is actually a really nasty, abusive bitch, but is constantly doped out on meds, making her kind but staggeringly stupid. She runs out of/loses/forgets to take meds and becomes a bitch again.
>Lynn has a massive Yandere crush on Lincoln, possibly including Bobby's little sister for Lynn to be jealous of.
>Lana hating being Lola's twin which is what led to her becoming Lola's opposite, and becomes depressed how even that doesn't get her much of an entirely separate identity.
>Lynn gets Ewing's Sarcoma and has to learn to deal with the fact that her leg will need to be amputated to save her life.
>Or, even worse, Lynn somehow gets confined to a wheelchair permanently.
>Lincoln is the only one that actually remembers who Luna is, causing her to grow dangerously obsessed with him in the process.
>Feeling neglected by his family, Lincoln decides to leave home to locations unknown.
>Lola agrees to let a judge at a pageant molest/fuck her for his vote, which really fucks with her head and makes her fear Lincoln and Dad.
>Instead of being the kind lovable brother he is canon-wise, Lincoln is a juvenile delinquent.
>Luna develops a drug addiction following a concert with her friends.
>It turns out Bobby is abusive to Lori.
>Lincoln feels displaced in his family, Especially since hes the only boy in the family.
>Lori has been physically abusing Leni for years
>Lincoln spirals into a depression because he feels inadequate next to his sisters.
>Ronnie Anne is a abusive and possessive girlfriend to Lincoln, Lincoln enjoys it because hes a masochist.
>Ronnie constantly mocks Lynn over Lincoln, Fueling Lynn's jealously.

LIST IS FULL.
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>>3189537
Once upon a time
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>>3189036
>>3189011

>the milk coming out is a strange, new sensation
>somehow Lisa sucking it feels good
>even better than when Bobby does it
>Lori doesn't understand where that thought came from
>she remembers how sensitive she gets when Bobby sucks on her tits
>but to actually have milk come out feels so much better...
>she embarrassingly looks down at her sister, shaking off those thoughts
>Lisa has her eyes closed, trying to relax as she drinks the warm milk coming out of Lori
>sometimes Lisa sucks a bit too hard and hurts Lori a little bit
>but even that is sort of...good
>Lori can't understand why but she starts feeling hot
>sweat starts coming running down her neck
>just as she was going to stop Lisa, she notices her little sister is asleep
>carefully, Lori puts her down in the bed
>as she covers Lisa with a blanket, Lori feels strangely proud of having endured this weird experience
>she always loves to help her smaller siblings
>Lori picks her clothes up and doesn't even bother putting them back on, as everybody is sleeping by now
>she quietly gets out of Lisa's room and heads back to her own
>in the hallway, she looks down and realizes milk is still dripping from her left tit
>the right one feels kind of full...perhaps Lisa should have alternated
>as Lori is pondering about the whole event, reaching for her door, she turns her head towards the end of the hallway
>there she sees a dumbounded Lincoln in his underwear staring at her with his jaw dropped
>Lori's face when
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Lola rapefic when?
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>>3189524
Let's come up with some potential Luna episodes

>It's the Luna starts listening to death/black metal and slowly stops bonding with her family and becomes creepier and louder, and the only way to turn her normal is for Lincoln to have an epic guitar solo battles Metalocalypse: Doomstar Requiem style
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>>3189561
>inb4 booty warrior
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>>3189551
I have a ton of shit to solve lately so I've unattended the maymay.
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>>3189541
>characterization
There goes that word again!

It's a cartoon! Pepe le Pew just stinks and kisses girls!

Tom just chases Jerry!
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>>3189595
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>>3189598
>with guest va Jack Black
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>>3189616
Hush, I can ask.
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>>3189615
nigga calm down its just a word
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>>3189485
Dood!
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>>3189620
I'd cream my fucking pants if Jack Black was a guest VA
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>>3189553
sorry bro I've made the last three threads and it was kinda automatic to make this one
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>>3189632
How'd you teach that monkey to write and hold a sign?
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>>3189640
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Requesting a fic where Lincoln decides to go to a school dance with Lynn, after seeing Lynn upset that no one she asked out said yes.
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>>3189524
I don't even like Luna that much, but that pic makes me want to make out with her
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>>3189524
There is nothing to redeem.
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>>3189644
The crazy uncle that comes to visit every so often.

Telling stories of what they did and all the times they got in trouble or doing stupid shit.
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Lincoln adopted fic when?
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>>3189539
Just imagine Lincoln playing around with his foreskin while he's bored, sticking his finger underneath it. Suddenly he realized Lily had crawled into his room and had been watching all the time. She then imitates Lincoln and puts her finger that she's been sucking on inside Lincoln's foreskin, but she goes too far and jabs her forefinger into Lincoln's urethra. Lincoln yelps in pain and quickly takes Lily off him and puts her back in her crib. Despite the throbbing pain, he had felt some pleasure in what Lily did.
Lincoln then slowly starts stretching his urethra everyday, fitting more and more in; a finger, two fingers, eventually even one of Lori's dildos. One day he finally feels ready to go the next step. He steals Lily in the middle of the night and brings her to his room. He starts by putting some baby oil on Lily's feet and works up to her thighs. Then he inserts Lily's little toes first, tickling him on the way down. Then he manages to fit the whole foot.
Eventually after much fiddling Lily fits snuggly in his penis, her head sticking out of the end for breathing. Lily enjoys the warm pulsating sensation around her, almost like the womb she came from. Lincoln nearly passes out after all the work, but he finally achieved his goal.
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>>3189595
Never!
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>>3189631
I want Grey DeLisle to be my girlfriend and whisper baby noises in my ear!
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>>3189566
So was Lori still half-nude with milk dripping from her tits when Lincoln saw her?
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Remember, fuck the shortstack fuhrer
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>>3189696
Never, hopefully

That's such a tired idea
Make one of the sisters adopted
Like Lori
Or Lynn
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>>3189702
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>>3189684
it's the power of pizza
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>>3189710
yes, tried to make it funny at the end but God knows how hard it is to write comedy
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>>3189716
But it's never even been done before, how is it tired?
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>>3189702
Jesus Christ.
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JUST

http://www.deviantart.com/art/The-Loud-House-oc-s-Lara-Loud-and-Lindsey-Loud-606719220
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>>3189537
Ok so I was coming from my vacations, on a bus back home. And this really hot mom and her little daughter get on the bus. One of them had to sit next to me because there weren't much sits. It was the little girl the one who sit next to me, while the mom had to go a couple of sits behind. The girl was wearing a tiny top and some kind of purple shorts, they looked really tight. She had like 8 or something, that's what I could tell.

Long story short, I touched her, I touched her good the whole ride back to the city. She was asleep all the time, or she was just pretending, I'll go with the latter.

I was 17 yrs old
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>>3189761
Is it weird that what bothers me the most is their names aren't four letters?
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>>3189761
thanks now i have autism
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>>3189702
>sounding
Ew gross
>comically-large-insertion sounding
Yeah okay I can dig it
>baby-insertion sounding
IT'S AWWWWWRIIIIGHT
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>>3189788
*Well, one of them, at least.
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>>3189788
I have this weird feeling they'd break in two if I even touched them with minor force
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>>3189702
THE MEME HAS GONE TOO FAR
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>>3189761
Are we posting OCs?
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>>3189702
That mental image is just too fucking silly. Where do you come up with this stuff anon?
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>>3189696
>>3189716
How about Lincoln having lewd relationship with his Dad?
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>>3189844
He already got raped by him.
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>>3189702
You made Lana sad anon, are you happy now?
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>>3189858
Someone need to pet the pup
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REAL SHITPOSTING HOURS

SMASH THAT FUCKING SHITPOST BUTTON
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>>3189702
After Lincoln grows accustomed to having Lily occupy his dick, he'd do it regularly. Having Lily inside him would be like a vibrator. Her wriggling and squirming would give him pleasure from touching the inner walls of his urethra. He'd even Lounge around in his underwear reading comics while Lily was cooing away, asleep in his penis. Then one day Clyde would come over for a suprise visit.
Lincoln would be surprised at the knock on his door, and panic because he couldn't take Lily out immediately. Eventually Clyde just comes in and is shocked to see Lincoln facing the other way, in a way that seems like he was masturbating. Lincoln then comes clean with his best friend, and turns around to show his his swollen penis with Lily's head peeking out.
Clyde had developed an attraction to Lily ever since that time he tried to win Lincoln back by dressing up as a baby himself. He then promises he won't tell anyone, but on one condition. He wants Lily to deep throat his own nigger cock. So Lincoln reluctantly lets his penis suckle on Clyde's penis and eventually swallow it whole. Lincoln would actually feel Clyde's girth from inside Lily, and he would be filled with ecstasy too. Clyde then cums hard, while Lily gags on his sperm and in turn shits hard. Lily flies out of Lincoln's penis, propelled by her turbo shit and lubricated by cum.
Then Luan comes in and makes an aristocrats joke.
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>>3189507
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>>3189903
>the mental image of Lily literally shooting out of Lincoln's dick at mach 5
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>>3189894
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>>3189894
leni a shit
clyde/luan otp
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>>3189894
Do you remember how many shitposts you've made in your life?
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>>3189903
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>>3189903
Holy fuck I needed that laugh
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>>3189919
We need someone to make that mental image into a physical image
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>>3189939
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>>3189894
*wwalks into thread*
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>>3189939
What is a shitpost? A miserable little pile of memes
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>>3189903
Why did I read the whole thing?
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>>3189702
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>>3189894
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>>3189925
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>>3189903
What the fuck
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>>3189702
>>3189903
nice job anon!
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>>3189903
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>>3189994
We ain't talking about this. Or this
We're talking about SHIT
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purge the babbyfuckers

post comfy
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Ever found yourself working on and absorbed in a large project, only to stop, sit back a bit, and marvel at just how depraved it all is?
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>>3189894
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>>3189903
>im posting images because everyone is
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>Find out that babies can feel pleasure

Godamnit
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>>3190050
It'd be a shame if this rare Leni ended up in the ocean
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>>3189903
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>>3189903
outrage
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>>3190045
Here
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>>3189858
>"Come out Lana, it's gonna be alright!"
>Lana remained where she was, eyes wide and just about to burst into tears.
>You extended your arm out and opened your hand, gesturing slowly that you were not trying to harm her.
>Giving a low and scared whimper she slowly
came out extending her hand towards yours.
>You stood still trying hard not to make any sudden movements less you scare her away.
>As she rested her small hands into yours, her expression began to change. And as you slowly clasped her hand the warm and vibrant smile gradually returned to her face.
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>>3189903
im posting images too
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>>3189903
>o Lincoln reluctantly lets his penis suckle on Clyde's penis and eventually swallow it whole. Lincoln would actually feel Clyde's girth from inside Lily, and he would be filled with ecstasy too. Clyde then cums hard, while Lily gags on his sperm and in turn shits hard. Lily flies out of Lincoln's penis, propelled by her turbo shit and lubricated by cum.
I laughed more than I should have.
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>>3189903
eat a dick
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What the fuck did I just come back to. I leave for like an hour and you finish a whole thread and this one looks like it's already ready to die
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>>3189903
ahhhhhh
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>>3190045

Goodnight /tlhg/
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>>3190178
Shitposting nuked this thread
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>>3190196
banana
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>>3190045
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ronnie anne was cuter when she wasnt brown. savino should've kept her white.
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>>3190196
night dude
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>>3190178
some epic baby slut post
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>>3189702
>>3189903
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again upload your little BABY SLUT PIC up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” BABY SLUT meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking BABY SLUT meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an AUTIST. A pathetic BABY SLUT AUTIST. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE BABY SLUT.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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I sure hope a good writefag or drawfag can save us from this shit soon
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Now I ain't saying Lily is a filthy cock hungry baby slut but I ain't saying she isn't either.
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>>3190243
why are you racist tho?
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>>3190280
Why the baby Face in that picture?

it looks so Awkward
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>>3190299
Thats not racism
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>>3190243
MAKE RONNIE WHITE AGAIN
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>>3190312
you want a white privileged girl than an oppressed Mexican girl
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MORE BABY SLUT!!!
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>>3190322
yes
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S-so....

How's everyone doing?
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>>3190243
>Lori and Lincoln had to get BEANED for the sake of being politically correct
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>>3190359
Pretty fucking bad
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>Tfw I wanna go there and draw Baby slut stuff

Ideas right now
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>>3190412
Lana using a strap-on on Lily
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>>3190412
Lily taking a fat pedo cock in her ass
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>>3190359
well I was doing fine earlier but then the babyfuckers had to shove their way into the spotlight

again
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>Want to write a fanfic about Lynn suspicious about why Lincoln is acting rather passive and timid lately, only to find out that Ronnia Anne is abusive towards him. This bothers her not only because Lincoln is her bother, but also because she's had a massive crush on him for years.

Did that one guy from the last thread decide to do this?
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>>3190412
BIG
FAT
FUTA
COCK
FUCKING
LINCOLN'S
ANUS
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>>3190434
no, do it now please
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>>3190359
I have to write like 8 pages for work but can't seem to get away from the shitposting gravitational pull of this general, so I guess it will be an all nighter for me
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>>3190474
But I'm not a writefag.
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>>3190434
Nope
You better hop on it , before it becomes a NEVER EVER
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>>3190432
I feel ya. It'll peter out eventually. I know I have a long night so it's only a waiting game

>>3190476
I see what you mean. Well, you'll have us. And the moon always watching

>>3190400
Well, shit dude
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>>3190499
all is lost then
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>>3190476
Man luan sure is cute
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http://pastebin.com/jpRqew0b

Here's a quick update for the mall cutefic. Photo booth shenanigans abound!
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>>3190565
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>>3190565
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>>3190565
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>>3190476
>have 2 finals tomorrow
>would match rather write dumb loud house fanfiction instead of studying
I can't help it, /tlhg/ is just too much fun.
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>>3190541
damn right she is anon
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>>3190615
A-are you really sure?
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>>3190634
yes
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I posted this on the wrong thread ;_;

Here it is

>Ronnie Ann had begun dating Lincoln, teaching him manners on how to behave around her, showing him her favorite brands and restaurants, in the same manner Lori had taken advantage of Bobby, and the guy hasn't gotten any pussy yet from her.
>it was up to her to clean the family name
>one time in the Loud's house, she spent the afternoon with Lincoln having him massage her feet, make her drinks, do her nails and used him as a footrest as she watched TV
>while some louds find this hysterical or just the work of hormones, one was really vocal about it
>Lynn was visibly upset about the baked potato skinned girl using her brother as she pleases
>Lynn felt envious that a stranger like her could manipulate Lincoln in these manners
>Lincoln! Get up your knees and quit being a bitch to this witch. Said Lynn as her blood boiled and her hair coiled
>Lincoln stood up, but Ronnie Anne demanded him to kneel again, Lincoln obeyed with pleasure
>The two girls' stares met with each other, Lynn clenched her fists, Ronnie Anne grinned and said "Hey, who are you giving orders to my BOYFRIEND"
>Lynn' throat got sore, her face was the color of communism, from her eyes sprouted a waterfall and the dong in her heart expanded backwards
>but her first remained clenched
>her sore throat loosened a bit, in her mind she was ordering a sentence: "I'M HIS SISTER AND YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND"
>however she was nervous, defeated and insecure, her words got mixed up and instead Lynn ended up shouting
>I AM HIS GIRLFRIEND
>Ronnie Ann smirked and murmured
>baia baia ya se quebro la taza

*guitar riff*
TO BE CONTINUED

I'LL BE THE ROUNDABOUT
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>>3190653
GUDBAI JOJO
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>>3190653
>baia baia ya se quebro la taza
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>>3190549
nice!
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>>3190670
Lincoln's virginity...

"I STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"
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>>3190653
AND THEN LUAN CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMASHED ALL HER TEETH OUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT WHILE SCREAMING "BUILD WALL"
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Is it possible to make Lily look...sexy?
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>>3190549
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>>3190806
>implying you wouldn't tap that
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>>3190743
Unhand him RonnieAnne
Unhand him RonnieAnne
Unhand him RonnieAnne
Hey, we're getting in a general
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>>3190748
I already got started on it
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>>3189511
Lori - mounted Knight
Leni - artisan
Lamp - light sorceress
Luan - cheeky bard/ court jester
Lynn - Olympian (get it?) / Wrestler
Lucy - occult scribe/ occult acolyte/ witch
Lola and Lana - special twin class with double attributes and a "tolerance meter" which if it passes a threshold the twins separate with halved stats into the Princess and Mudkin classes
Lisa - General scribe
Lily - infant
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new writerfag here. been lurking these threads for the past few days, plan on writing a fic. Which one would you like to read first. I've had a few to drink tonight so sorry for any grammatical errors or wackiness

>Lily is killed during a no-knock police raid on the loud house. Its revealed that one of the loud sisters has been manufacturing drugs in the house for years and one of the sisters tipped off the police. find out the truth this November in Killing Lily

>Lynn falls in love with "professional" wrestling and becomes obsessed with the idea of becoming a wrastler. When attempting to join a local backyard league to start a "career", she is paralyzed after a botched move. see a sneak peak immediately following Monday night RAW.

>Lincoln learns about what it takes to be a man after accidentally killing bobby. Now he has to not only console a grieving Lori, but also avoid a up and coming detective looking to make a name for himself by putting Lincoln away for good. Its not about who killed him,but why. coming this June to TNT

>After a Biological terror attack on the greater tri-state area, the louds find themselves smack dab in the middle of a CDC quarantine and under strict martial law. How do the louds react when one of their own is stricken by the infectious disease that has a fatality rate of 87%.

>Leni has her period and she thinks shes dying but is to embarrassed to tell anyone.

>after a near death incident involving a 747 crashing into a freeway over pass (or a building, haven't really decided on what the experience is yet) Leni re-evaluates her life and decides to try to become more intelligent. spoiler, it goes fucking horribly wrong.

These are just a few ideas, I'm open to suggestions as well. I'm also interested in doing the idea of bobby being like a big brother to Lincoln idea but it wouldn't be right to steal so other poor smucks idea. Your thoughts?
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>>3190461
>Futa
too vanilla
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>>3190893
one of these things is not like the other...

though I kind of like the idea of a fic where one of the Louds is dying or dies or something
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>>3190893
Lynn paralized
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>>3190876
Thanks man, great choices btw. Ill deliver later today, if possible
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Bishop, how's the request going?
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>>3190893
Lynn paralyzed is the best one here.
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>>3190987
Seconded
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>>3190893
can the Lynn one guest star the Big Bad Booty Daddy?
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>>3190893
I like the idea of the Leni thinking she's dying one and the Lynn getting paralyzed one

How about adding on to that Lynn one and having Lynn be obsessed with wrestling and being heartbroken after finding out that [spoiler]It's fake[/spoiler]
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>Lynn gets paralyzed and does sick stunts on her wheelchair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t48oCrifoKo
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>>3190987
>>3191006
>>3191011
>>3191012
Lynn fic pls anon.
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>>3190670
>>3190748
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>>3191097
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>>3190846
We need an edit of this with Lynn
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I really like Luna
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>>3191237
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>>3190653
are you the drawfag who drew this?
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>>3191237
>that lipstick smudge
yes

Yes

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>3191237
>Dat Luna

I must stay strong for Savino, but you guys are making it really fucking difficult.
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>>3191237
Do Luna poledancing on lamp!
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>>3191237
cute
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>>3191237
Muh dick

Stop doing this to me!
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>>3191237
>Lipstick marks
OKAY HERE I GO
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>>3191350
Too cute if you ask me.
I can't trust it
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>>3191237
Fuuuck, I love lipstick marks
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>>3191005
for the last time it wasnt counted
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Ay Cell, if you're lurking around here could you give us an estimate for when the next LL update will be?

That cliffhanger was evil
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>that season opener when Bobby and Ronnie Anne get deported after Lori discovers that Bobby is cheating on her with Carol and it's revealed that Lori is pregnant with Bobby's child.
>that episode when Lisa gets arrested for smuggling drugs in the loud sister's asses and distributing them in the downtown detroit area.
>That episode when it's revealed that Leni only acts dumb because she's a prostitute and acting sweet and innocent increases her clientele
>That episode when Lincoln becomes a white supremacist and tries to lynch Clyde the entire episode.
>That episode when Lynn randomly passes out during a soccer match and gets taken to the hospital as her condition gets worse and worse only for the episode to fade to black before we know if she survived or not [spoiler]she didn't.[/spoiler]
>that episode when Luan succumbs to cardiac arrest after discovering the world's funniest joke and can't stop laughing.
>that season finale when Lori miscarriages and /tlhg/ gets spammed with loss pictures

that final season was a fucking trip but bravo Savino you absolute madman
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>>3191607
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God this picture would be perfect if she didn't have that fucking sidecut, I can't stand that hairstyle
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>>3191603
You need to let it come naturally anon, you can't rush shit like this you know. Just be a little patient.
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>>3191607
>That episode when Lynn randomly passes out during a soccer match and gets taken to the hospital as her condition gets worse and worse only for the episode to fade to black before we know if she survived or not [spoiler]she didn't.[/spoiler]
Can we get a fic of this?
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>>3191594
dubs are dubs faggot, you're just mad that scat won't get a second pic
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>>3191607
>Forgetting the episode when Lucy opens a portal to hell and we never see Lily again
>Forgetting the episode when Lana gets run over by a drunk driver in a truck when she's playing in mud outside
>Forgetting the episode when Lola dies of starvation after someone calls her fat
>Forgetting the episode when Luna runs away...I don't blame you for forgetting that episode it wasn't memorable at all
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>>3191856
Wait, that last one happened?
Must've been a special
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>>3191856
>>3191607
>mfw some of these are better ideas than what are in that depressing fic post that's in every thread
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Hey guys, PrincessLoud here. Sorry I've been slacking on my writing. As I've said before, I'm in the middle of a 11 part greentext, The Coronation of Princess Loud, where trap Lincoln gets punished by each of his sisters. You can find the previous parts, along with the prequel Daddy's Little Princess, on my pastebin.

pastebin.com/u/PrincessLoud

I'll be writing part 6 tonight, continuing from where I left off.
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>>3191981
Keep up the good work
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>>3190806
Make her about Lynns age or older
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I got a question, would Luna be cuter with freckled butt or not?

https://www.strawpoll.me/10366597
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>>3192310
patrician taste boys
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Requesting a version of this with Lola in her underwear
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Ok niggas time for 1 request before midnight
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>>3191607
>>3191856
autism, autism never changes
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>>3192435
Lori and Leni kissing passionately, with Lori being the one falling in love the most
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>>3192445
it comes with the general
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>>3191317
no I am
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>>3192435
Luna and Lola kissing passionately.
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>>3191607
>>3191856
These are fucking terrific
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>>3192435
Lori and Bobby kissing passionately
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>>3192435
Lisa with her glasses on her head, saying she can't find them
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please finish this one if the artist is here
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LUAN LOUD IS A SQUIRTER
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I updated Widdle Wincoln. I hope you anons enjoy. :)

http://pastebin.com/UAhzHxgh
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>>3192435
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne kissing passionately
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>>3192548
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>>3192505
Tron Bonne got a nice ass
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>>3192435
Lincoln and Lucy having a hardcore make out session
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>>3192560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWLqqswCcyE
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>>3192435
Lynn giving Ronnie Anne a Sweet Chin Music
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>>3192560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdqxZp0Jli0
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>>3191702
>>3191607
>that two parter where Lincoln held an entire hospital hostage trying to get Lynn a donor brain and transplant before time runs out
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>>3192542
its in my to do list
right now im I have a shiton of work to do so literally will not work on anything until friday.
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>>3192665
sorry, take your time bro
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>>3192548
Could you actually do that? I mean where would the water be stored if not in tubes from the flowers leading to a container somewhere on her?
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>>3192640
>that season ending with comical mischief where Lincoln causes Lily a prolapse because he just like to fuck her in the ass that much, and ends in a cliff hanger
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>>3192640
>tfw he was too late
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>>3192716
>that episode when Lamp spoke
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>>3192734
Lamp is Love
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>>3191981

Part 6: Lucy

>Lincoln turns around, startled by Lucy's sudden intrusion.
>"Hey Lucy. What's up?" Lincoln asked, trying to be polite.
>"Not much. I do need something from you though," Lucy said in her monotone voice.
>"Oh God, now Lucy's going to punish me. What's she going to do, read me some of her crappy poems?" thought Lincoln, chuckling softly.
>Suddenly, Lucy snuck behind him, handcuffing his wrists together and pushing him onto the bed.
>Lucy pulls out a whip from the bag she brought with her, striking the ground with it to test it out.
>Lucy pulls up Lincoln's dress and pulled down his panties, exposing his bare bottom.
>Lucy strikes Lincoln's ass with the whip, leaving a series of cuts on his rear.
>Lincoln responds with yipes and screams of pain, trembling with fear at the thought of what she could do next.
>Lucy's whipping slowly moved up Lincoln's body, leaving more and more cuts on Lincoln's body as she continues to whip him.
>Lincoln cringes in pain with each whip, his cuts across his entire body bleeding profusely.
>However, the whipping started stirring up familiar feeling within him, making him erect.
>Lucy abruptly stops the whipping, climbing on top of him.
>Lucy wraps the whip around Lincoln's throat, restricting his breathing.
>Lincoln tries to squirm his way out, to no avail.
>Lincoln struggles to breathe, wheezing and gasping for air.
>This raises the arousal he felt from the whipping, bringing Lincoln closer to the edge.
>Lincoln finally gives up his struggle, his vision starting to get blurry.
>Finally, as Lincoln's vision almost completely fades out, Lincoln cums again, shooting his load below him.
>At this point, Lucy loosens the whip, hops off him, and unlocks the handcuffs.
>"Thanks Lincoln, this will be excellent material for my poems." said Lucy..
>As Lincoln cleans himself up, Lucy vanishes from the room.
>Soon after, Lana walks into the room, carrying her pet lizard Izzy.
>"Hey Lincoln, want to play with me and Izzy?"
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Dead thread.
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>>3189528
I don't understand this comic, what's happening here?
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>>3192766
I never know how to feel when reading these.

Yet at the same time I can't just ignore it and I always feel the need to read them.
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>>3192813
it seems like it has been a pretty slow day for whatever reason
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>>3192855
she is getting rape, whats not to understand
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>>3192868
Eh, it's bound to happen
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We know proto-Leni is evil
But what of the other Proto-Louds?
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>>3192855
prototype Leni from a parallel dimension is getting Leni BEANED so she can take her place, obviously.
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>>3192925
pLuan is actually funny.
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>>3192813

It's sleepy time for most anons right now
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Why is someone making stew at 4 in the morning?
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>>3192766
I can't stand Lincoln getting abused (the Lynn one made me sad because it implied she was molested by coach), but I just get the strong urge to keep reading them.
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>Weeks after Widdle Wincoln attempted to breastfeed from Leni's breasts, everyone seems to begrudgingly tolerate his presence, without explicitly endorsing it
>This meant that those who would normally change him would attempt to shy away from the responsibility of changing Lincoln, leading him to remain in a stale diaper for days, even a week at a time
>One day, Lincoln approaches Lori while she's in her room, feces overflowing from his diaper and onto the floor
>"Baby gets itchies."
>Lori begrudgingly picks up her preteen brother, taking him into the bathroom to bathe him
>As she washes the feces off of his ass, she sees a disgusting skin infection, complete with abcesses and blemishes down his left buttcheek and down to his lower leg.
>"Ouchies."
>The next day, they go to the pediatrician.
>Lincoln refused to wear anything other than his bib and diaper.
>Lori can't get him to stop crying.
>As a foul smell envelops the waiting room, Lincoln cries out. "Baby make stinky! Baby make stinky!"
>Lori finally manages to pull him into the pediatrician's office. The pediatrician has a look between confusion and fear as the preteen baby is brought into his office.
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>"Baby gets itchies! Baby gets itchies!"
>Lori simply looks incredibly disappointed in herself, and in her family as a whole. She only speaks a soft few words to the doctor. "He's got a skin infection on his butt."
>Without any explanation, the doctor hesitates, pulling on a latex glove as he begins his examination.
>"Uh, open wide."
>Lincoln opens his mouth for the doctor, as he shines a light down Lincoln's throat to ensure that his esophagus is clear of disease.
>Unfortunately, the doctor mistakenly rested his thumb on the side of Lincoln's mouth, prompting Lincoln to close his mouth around the gloved digit and begin sucking.
>The doctor rears back with a look of horror on his face, as Lori already begins to stammer out apologies for Lincoln's behavior.
>This is accompanied by the cacophony of Lincoln beginning to cry and intersperse his wails with "Baby wants miwkies! Baby wants Lowi's miwkies!"
>The doctor's faith in the hippocratic oath had been shattered in a few seconds by this child.
>He quickly scribbles out a prescrition for a topical antibacterial ointment and hands it to Lori.
>"Please, leave."
>Lori nods and picks up Lincoln, carrying him out of the doctor's office as Lincoln desperately tries to free Lori's breast from her tank top.
>Every head in the doctor's office was turning to the fully grown child screaming "Baby wants miwkies! Baby wants a wowwipop!"
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>>3192998
how about a fic with Lincoln having a bonding experience with his Dad?
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