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Hg thread.
Hangout.
>>3178673
[dial: 8483759274]
Hello. Can I hab a pizza
>>3178663
I'd never stalk anyone else, I got as good at this just by doing it to you.
>>3178667
Needs more Hitagi.
HG is kill
>>3178729
Ayyy, pizza pie, coming-a right up-a!
>>3178739
S-so you admit it...!! Pervert! Stalker! Sequel predator!!
>>3178750
Aeiou
>>3178756
John Madden!
>>3178750
I didn't admint to anything! And what even is a sequel predator?! The alien from Predator 2?! Didn't you mean sexual? Which I am not!
>>3178769
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>3178779
I spluttered! And you would know that word, Ararararagi-dog. Pervert~
>>3178790
Knowing the meaning of a word doesn't make you a pervert!
Hi! My name's Edwad!
>>3178815
Hi Edwad!
[dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
>>3178815
aeiou
Legends never die
>>3178815
You look more like a Steve to me.
>>3178825
John Madden
>>3178819
Ehhhh......
You stay way from Edwad..
>>3178820
Wha issis wha you sayin?
>>3178826
No, my name's Edwad, I'm da chosen one.
>>3178808
No, but it is the first step. Watch yours before you find yourself being the living embodiment of its definition!
I have to run! Don't be a strangler, Rararararagi-ba!
>>3178830
Huh? Why?
>>3178830
Steve suits you better, but chosen one for what?
>>3178833
Oh, I'll strangle you if you keep messing with my name like that.
>>3178837
Edwad dussen' like da dumbs.
>>3178839
Da chosen one for kill all o' da undead and save the woooorld!
Wit' da sun bros!
>>3178830
Holla Holla Get Dolla
>>3178848
aeiou
>>3178848
I do not approve of this depiction of myself.
>>3178855
John Madden
John Madden
John Madden
Football
>>3178857
Horses
>>3178857
Too bad, it shows your true nature.
>>3178846
O-Oh okay, I'll leave you alone.
>opens door
>quietly picks a seat and sits down
>>3178878
Well hangon Edwad dinent mean to hurt your feelens, lady.
Cheeeer up, Edwad dinent mean it.
>>3178880
Welcome to Edwad's thread, where's present for Edwad?
>>3178875
Neighture.
>>3178869
Ponies!
>>3178891
>smack
Hasn't been this dead in a while, what's up?
>>3178909
How can Edwad be dead if he inent even hollow yet?
Silly lady.
>>3178896
You're just foaling out the pain today, aren't you?
>>3178896
HORSES
Space too big hoses
>>3178846
Why? What have the undead done?
>>3178914
Your soul is dead. The only way to keep it alive is to become a parasite and reap the souls of the innocent and the damned
>>3178917
That one did not make sense.
>>3178921
Hoses?
Daily reminder to not stick your dick in crazy.
Crazy includes Junko, Yuno, and,
our most recent contestant,
Shouko.
>>3178909
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>3178888
No no no, I understand. Sorry for bothering you.
>>3178931
Earth and Sun flat
Space big!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>3178940
NASA really dropped the ball on that one...
>>3178924
Uh..
Dey uh, dey messes da bonfires.
And Gwyn.
>>3178929
Edwad danent really know what dat means, but you look like sunshine.
Do you praise da suuun?
>>3178942
.....
Now you make Edwad feel bad.
>>3178950
Nasa is owned by John Madden, creator of John Madden and John Madden
>>3178961
Once upon a time I did praise the sun. I praised the hell out of it.
>>3178972
Yeeaaah!
Praise da suuun!
Sun bros!
>>3178961
I just understand your point. I'll just leave now.
>>3178974
Praise John Madden
>>3178931
Are my puns already starting to withers?
G'Night.
Not like it still matters anymore.
>>3178974
Hrmpf.
>>3178986
Like a fish out of water.
>>3178981
Nodongoo.
Edwad make you feel bedder with kissy.
Come ooon, kissy kissy.
>>3178983
Who'sat?
>>3178996
Are you doing okay horsey?
Tishoo?
Needa tishoo? Godda sneezes?
>>3178988
because none of us live in myanmar you cocknugget
>>3179000
John Madden
space
>>3178974
Praise the Sun!
>>3178964
What an entrepreneur that guy
>>3179000
I certainly do not.
>>3179000
N-No, I'm gone.
>Shiragami walks very fast away from Edwad.
>>3179007
John Madden king of pizza
>>3179005
John Madden.
>>3179007
Do you know Vaati?
He's my frieeend.
He praises the sun toooo!
>>3179010
Are a sure?
You don' godda sneezes?
>Tries to wipe Luna's nose with crumpled-up magical spells
>>3179014
Hnnmm..
Bye bye.
>>3179036
aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou
>>3179036
What did you just do?
itt: we summon kamina
post strike witches
>>3179070
Edwad wipe a horsey nose.
>>3179076
Post Aizawa
>>3179082
Edwad, who let you out of your cage?
>>3179082
No, the spell. How did you do it?
>>3179076
No. I post John Madden.
>>3179089
You can'd cage a da chosen one, Vaati.
Da chosen one's feelings can neber be caaaged.
>>3179076
I am heeeere.
>>3179090
I use a papers. Da maaagical papers.
cindersun ava when
>>3179076
#RIPMyNiggaSanya
>>3179115
You know Cindersin?
He's my friieend.
Sometime we kissy on lippy.
>>3179110
Did you create matter from magic?
Like so?
>demonstrates
>>3179133
I can do this too, checkiddout,
>spits a massive boulder
BEGH
>>3179142
Most impressive, how did you learn to accomplish such a feat?
>>3179181
Well first I cou'd make fire hands, but den I lern'd all'a dose other cool tricks too from dese fancy papers.
All by myself too, Edwad is da chosen one.
>>3179193
You wouldn't happen to know who wrote those "papers"?
>>3179207
Nahhh, you shud ask Vaati if you wanna know dat kinna thing, he likes lore.
>>3179036
Sounds like a rad dude
>>3179076
Please hug me again Kamina senpai..
>>3179213
And where do I find this person?
>>3179076
I'm shooting up Ms Baker's school
First 24
>>3179245
Major Ocelot
>>3179245
Roromiya
>>3179245
Edwad Emberpants
>>3179221
He's kinda mean..
He doesn't ever let me have kissy..
>>3179228
Noope. He just comes whenever he wansta.
He really likes lore though.
So maybe you can put out some lore on a plate and he'll come ta see whatiddis.
>>3179245
A heap of sawblades
>>3179245
Forbidden love
>>3179245
Captain Luna
>>3179245
Annie Leonhardt
>>3179245
Rumble dragon Gogo
>>3179245
Sunset
>>3179254
What a prude. You should find someone better to kiss
>>3179245
Sliver Queen
>>3179245
Yuel
>>3179245
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3179245
Jetstream Sam
>>3179245
Moonlight butterfly
>>3179245
Eggman-kun
>>3179263
But who'll give Edwad kissy on lippy?
Edwad is da chosen one.
I have no tiiime for to find pardners to kissy kissy. Daddis da tragic life of a herooo.
>>3179245
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3179245
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Giga Drill Break
>>3179245
Kneesocks
>>3179245
Thicc shipgirl
>>3179245
Shiragami Youko
>>3179245
Koyomi Araragi
>we can't even fill a 24
Holy shit
>>3179245
Zombieman
>>3179289
>kisses hand
>>3179245
One Kek Man
>>3179305
How gentlmanly...but who said you could kiss my hand? I must ask you to cease.
>>3179314
>Kisses hand
>>3179318
What part of CEASE don't you understand?
>>3179314
>a queen deserves it, she doesn't need to be asked the question
We are still in this thread, boy today's slow.
>>3179320
Looks good
https://desustorage.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>>3179335
Well I'm not a queen yet, and I don't want random people slobbering on my delicate hands.
>>3179330
Oh, but that wasn't me the first time. You never told me to stop, because I hadn't even started.
Do you see?
>>3179320
I think with that teammate, these glasses will turn out to be useful. That thing is just too bright.
>>3179342
not really
>>3179349
alright fuck off then
>>3179351
Well don't do again, alright?
>>3179367
Language, anon.
>>3179376
You'd rather spend your time worshipping me instead?
I can't say I blame you.
I SCREAM UNTIL HE'S GONE
>>3179360
Well gee, we are only half-way into the thread, it is slow.
>>3179376
No, I mean it and I'll talk like I want
Bitch refusing my kiss, I swear these bitches aren't what they used to be anymore
>>3179376
>breaks the rurururururus
>>3179423
I regret what I saw.
>>3179384
I'm like freakin Elektra
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traps and cp,
Anonymous
>>3179389
This is normal at these hours
literally saw the same post yesterday
>>3179423
Ok, there might be something useful in that place.
>>3179449
You'd rather I kiss your lips instead, then, hm?
>>3179457
A little warmup
>>3179457
Can I bring someone lese with me next time?
>>3179449
>4chan, why you gotta eat my picture?
>>3179463
...No, My lips are reserved for my darling sister, and future husband.
>>3179457
It's not my fault. I never had the chance to play around like this before, so I had no chance to win.
>>3179457
Gotta preserve one of them.
>>3178721
anyone got this pic without the moustache?
it's cute as fuck
>>3179499
>not liking the mustache
>>3179477
Hah.
Idiotic. Marriage is for the insecure.
>>3179457
...Hermes.
[What is it, rider?]
Don't you feel like flying one day?
[...You better not be planning on turning me in a plane.]
>>3179484
I'm sure you have a future ahead of you, so please stay out of my way and value your life.
>>3179484
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt, keep going, I'll just leave.
>>3179511
Only those who have commitment issues say that, luckily for me, I have no such problems.
>>3179520
One solid gold limbo bar please
>>3179520
Is that still a thing?
>>3179520
How far will this bottle will go, and what kind of person will find the message?
>>3179245
Not late Furry Porn
>>3179532
Edwad doesn't have a kissy problems neither.
>>3179551
They said a lot of stuff, how am I supposed to remmeber all of it?
>>3179551
F
Kektama
>>3179571
I'll take first shift
>>3179571
Let the night vigilance to me, Hermes will look for nearby enemies even if we both sleep.
[And I don't need eyes for that, scary right?]
>>3179571
Thank goodness you're okay!
>>3179571
Taking those things with you will get you cursed, right? It's better this way.
>>3179587
THIS IS FOR CAPED BALDY
>>3179587
This is 3v2, there's no way we can win this.
>>3179587
Lookoverthere!
AHHH BAD MAN
>>3179587
If we gather enough shells let's make a collar out of them, it will be a nice souvenir.
>>3179600
It rises
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the Gensokyo underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
>>3179600
Come with me~! We're going to have a fun sleepover!
>>3179600
HI
MY NAME'S EDWAD
CAN I SIT AT YOUR BONFIRE??
>>3179600
I have experience against swordsmen like you who can deflect my shots, I won't fall for the same move again...
say hi to ERP for me
>>3179613
https://youtu.be/nbcIF78vzo4
>>3179613
go back to your /b/ waifu threads Cirno
>>3179618
Food and water, this is a great place to set camp.
>>3179631
>implying cirno wouldn't be too triggered to post manly pics of their waifu
>>3179618
gotta
poop
>>3179643
cirno only freaks out when they lewd them up
>>3179642
First shift's mine, so once I got to sleep don't you dare wake me up in the middle of the night.
>>3179642
I was not aware straight relationships were forbidden he-
>Kino is ambushed by a pair of lovers, killing her while procreating at the same time.
>>3179666
...I-I brought my own lunch.
>>3179666
I got enough food from the river.
>>3179683
...
What are those thi-
>>3179698
>cirno on damage control
>>3179683
U-UH OH!
>>3179698
Ofcourse he doesn't care
Dead people can't care
>>3179683
>>3179700
Should we root for someone, Hermes?
[The zombie guy seems capable enough, 10 bucks on him!]
Hermes, you're a bike...you don't have money
>>3179703
Control Cirno with damage
>>3179700
OH GOD I-IT ST-...wait, I know how to treat this...now I feel silly.
>>3179711
Damage Cirno with control
>>3179720
What kind of bullshit is this!
>>3179720
[Well that was lame...]
....
>>3179734
You tried your best reaching this far.
>>3179720
50 $hekels on the pile of sawblades
>>3179737
Sugoi!~
>>3179741
It's bullshit. I'm made for combat and then I die to a fish.
>>3179737
50 dollars on the green hair
>>3179755
Edwad wants sharp circles to win.
Do we really have no hosts left? Where did everyone go?
>>3179755
...O-Ouch...hu-hurts, oh god it's going black...
>>3179748
You're doing really well! I won last night as a matter of fact!
>>3179767
People get bored/have more important things to do.
>>3179768
Here laady, just drink some estus you'll be all bedder again!
>>3179772
N-nevermind...
>>3179772
>sword
>>3179776
I don't think that works when you're already dead...
>>3179781
You should drink da eeestuuus.
>>3179758
You didn't fight that fish, your stomach did and it wasn't ready to digest the fish you failed to cook properly.
>>3179791
Fi-Fine...
>The woman takes a sippy before sputtering and spitting it out
Go-Goash...Tastes like...urine...
>>3179803
Thank you for the oportunity.
>>3179808
>4CHAN STOP EATING MY PICTURES!
>>3179808
Oh, das prolly juss Edwad's slobber, don' warry about dat.
>>3179803
Thanks for hosting !
>>3179803
Thanks for hosting mate
>tfw you keep getting your ass handed to you by mungees in Overwatch
This is why we shoot these things in zoos
>>3179819
...I think this stuff is ur-urine, this isn't healthy!
>>3179831
It make Edwad feel reeeaaal nice.
>>3179838
...You're a re-really bizarre guy, Edwad.
>>3179849
I-imagine both of us won last night...
>>3179846
Dank you!
Das da nices thing anybody ever say to Edwad.
>>3179829
Well then stop being shit
>>3179856
Thank you for hosting.
>>3179863
U fucked up
>>3179863
That's not me! I was showing a thing!
Good morning, how is everyone today?
>>3179859
This is not a matter of who's good or who's shit, this is a matter of nerfing that ape.
>>3179863
Wrong
>>3179803
Congrats and thank you for hosting
>>3179829
Thanks for the update
>likes
>upvotes
>subscribes
>>3179863
You're welcome.
I can host one more game if you want me to.
>>3179856
I failed you Shiragami-senpai!
>>3179875
Good afternoon, I'm thristy for paper.
>>3179787
>grateful sawblade noises
>>3179876
Git gud, main torbjorn, get all best play of games while dead
>>3179870
>>3179874
>>3179877
>>3179887
...
I only looked back for a second and saw the winscreen. I will just leave now.
...
>>3179857
...that wasn't-...you're welcome, Edwad...
>>3179885
Don't forget to check the description for my newest video "top ten things that get me rock hard".
>>3179904
Right
>>3179916
You won't believe number 6
>>3179876
>Troubled by Winston, really? I generally hate Genji or Tracer more. Or worst of all, Bastion when he's not easily taken care of.
>>3179904
Don't leave kill-chan
>>3179907
You wanna be friend with Edwad?
>>3179891
You just were close to winning, you'll definitely win soon!
>>3179894
T-thristy for paper...?
>>3179904
I'm serious. I'll host again just to make you guys suffer.
>>3179876
>Dying to Winston
>Ever
Roadhog, mate.
>>3179922
Spoiler Alert: They're all anime girls
>>3179926
>I can't deal with that thing when it leaps right towards you and slaps the ever living shit outta my shit
>>3179931
...Fr-Friends? Oh no...I couldn't possibly, I-I don't deserve the chosen one as a friend!
>>3179936
And blood, can you get a papercut?
>>3179951
>Fair enough I guess. I always try to keep out of range or have a Lúcio close to blast him away
>>3179958
But all three of my friends aren't around here and Edwad is lonely.
>>3179938
Do it, this is an order
If there's no objections, then I'll host a game. How many should I set this for?
>>3179975
...Nobodies ever wanted to be my friend...
>>3179962
I can, but my blood isn't real, it's artificial.
>>3179998
24 but bump if needed
>>3179999
Nonebody ever in hole life a lady?
Well now you have Edwad!
Praise the suuuun!
I'll make it a 36, just to save myself the trouble of having to pump it. Stand back and get ready to hate yourselves. I'll have a thread ready in a few seconds.
>>3180020
I-I don't know what to say...
>>3179932
But I lost to a bag of sharp things! Just a bag!
