ERP Thread; Diego Brando edition
Previous thread: >>3176244
Naturally I, Diego, would get the first post for the dinosaurs.
>>3178385 (Blindfold anon)
>The fairy gasped as her feeling around was cut short by the anon pushing her head gainst his dick. She's pretty skilled - when she was prepared. The gag reflex kicks in, but she immediately ends it, only giving his shaft a tiiiight squeeze for just a second as the entirety fits her mouth. She starts to bob her head back and forth the shaft, using her back motions to breathe in and the forth motions to breathe out.
Frog snuggles are best snuggles
>>3178506
>>3178524
>>3178532
I wouldn't be so sure, after all, you've never experienced raptor cuddles before.
>>3178534
Go away, Joestar.
This isn't a side of me I want you to see.
>>3178550
Fall off of your horse, retard!
>>3178569
You should know that I haven't fallen off of my horse since we were ch-
You look different, Joestar.
>>3178529
>Feeling the pleasure from her mouth. He quickly reach an orgasm.
>Shoving her head as far into his crotch as he could, he unloaded his seed into her waiting mouth.
Ha~ that felt great…
>Looking at her panties. He decided his next target.
Are you ready for some more?
>>3178580
Nothing is different about me, you damn, dirty degenerate.
was hoping if i lurked for a while i'd see something to revive boner
but so far i'm just laughing
>>3178599
Don't you think that's a bit excessive?
Twice in one night?
>>3178600
No, no, Joestar, I am completely certain that something changed.
In fact, I actually don't get sick from looking at you now. Amazing.
Dead Euro hours are the reason I can't find a partner.
>>3178616
Are you sure it's not just the horrendous fashion sense?
>>3178612
Night? It is 10:30 AM.
>>3178616
I'm sure you'll find one at some point, miss! Keep trying!
>>3178628
Apologies.
Dinosaurs have a very blurred sense of time.
>>3178612
Nothing at all!
>>3178646
Oh, I've figured it out.
You cut that nasty greasy hair of yours shorter, didn't you?
That must be it.
>>3178646
My crippled jojo cannot be this cuuute
>>3178591
>She purposefully didn't respond to him as she took the cum, swallowing even though the shaft is in her throat. So needy for cum, just the mere touch of the hot stuff makes her want to swallow. He pulls away, and she simply nods, moving to get onto her butt, then spreading her legs, holding them in the air, and tilting herself up so he has access to both... Oh? She has her pucker plugged by a bunny tailplug. How adorable.
>>3178688
>Without a second of hesitation, he stick his dick into her tight slit and starts pounding away.
First here, then your ass~
>He lifts one of her legs up, only so he can thrust deeper into her.
>He tried to find her g-spot, just so he could give her the pleasure she desperately needed.
(Something just came up, so I have to take a break here.)
>>3178726
(Shitty connection, brb)
>>3178702
Dude, same
I wanna kiss (You)r butt
>>3178628
badass pic
>>3178791
>Kisses your butt
Me~
>>3178801
You tried.
>>3178809
Did I do good..?
>>3178818
Not particularly.
Maybe you should try again.
/erp/ is truly dead.
I highly approve of this thread
>>3178736
Whats wrong anon?
>>3178892
>Today is just JoJo thread day apparantly
>>3178903
Dude, everything is alright
>>3178903
Its not worth it to try this morning boss, fallout from the shitposting means an extra dead thread
>>3178884
Actually sleeping sounds better than the pickings here at this time of day anyway.
>>3178912
If you say so
>>3178923
Alright thanks
>>3178903
I want you to sit on my lap.
>>3178918
I guess.. thank you
>>3178954
I love sitting on anon's lap!
>>3178954
I'd request this as well.
>>3178506
nonon come back to hg we miss you
>>3178977
I wanna kiss your tummy
>>3178954
>>3178984
Why not just ask her to sit on your tail? That's a much more interesting and unique o-
Oh, yes.
Because you don't have a tail.
>>3178977
And anon loves it when you sit on his lap.
Your so warm.
Fuck off Youmu you are cringy as shit
I want an anon to fuck me, unaware that I've got a razor blade in my tight pussy!
>>3179150
I want you to fuck off and die and not let your minons Doxx people for not supporting your shitposting
>>3179150
I want to fuck Kurisu only to have my dick cut in half by the katana she keeps in her pussy!
>>3179150
The joke's on you, most of that sentence turned me on.
>>3179162
Everything except the tight pussy part, right?
>>3179171
>>3179001
You scare me..
>>3179021
Yawnn, anon is so warm too!
>>3179211
How so ?
>>3179224
You look scary, a scary lady.....
Fuck off Youmu
>>3179156
W-What?
When the fuck did this happen?
>>3179160
WHOOOO!
>>3179246
I am the nicest
>>3179270
one of your loyal fans dox'd lewd kurisu and told them to let the shitposting continue because you are totally harmless right?
>>3179270
ARE YOU
>>3179329
READY FOR
I want horny boys to cum inside me over and over while anons watch and masturbate!
SPIRAL STAIRCASE
It's worth noting that Kurisu keeps at least 3 handguns in her vagina at all times.
Good morning/afternoon/evening c:
>>3179390
Its worth noting that kenny is a shitposter like kurisu and should be ignored
>>3179390
That's one that I didn't know.
>>3179402
this
>>3179397
And good morning to you, of course.
>>3179397
Good afternoon Jinx, what are your plans for the day?
>>3179404
Well now you do!
>>3179402
Ytho?
>>3179415
H-How did you find my alter-ego from years back?!
>>3179411
I have my first day at my new job today! But I start an hour earlier than I thought I did so I'm kinda bummed I don't have as much time
>>3179408
C-crocodile Dundee, is that you?
>>3179441
So what you're saying is that we need to do as much as we can in as little time as possible?
>His entire body language perks up
>>3179441
No.. Not quite.
I think you may have me confused for a different kind of lizard.
My name's Diego Brando, but you may call me Dio if you wish.
I'm a world-famous horse racer.
>>3179447
Hahaha, I do have a little bit of time I guess. Let me just take a quick shower.
>>3179454
Horse-racing, huh? Interesting. My name is Jinx, I'm a world-famous villain
>>3179474
Make the most of our time and take me with you~
>The anon gets as close to her as he can
>>3179397
You return to the scene of the crime? You escaped quite nicely before now why I wonder would you return?
G(uten Morgen~)
>>3179488
Yukari poster is finally starting?
>>3179474
Interesting. I wonder why I've never heard of you.
Just what makes you a villain?
>>3179553
a-a-are you just image dumping?
>>3179555
You want Yukari, anon?
>>3179573
y-y-yes... ive begged to have yukari for months
>>3179579
I see.. maybe I could do it later
>>3179592
You're going to make it that easy for him?
I expected a bit more!
>>3179607
It's Morrigan, she gets off on anon cocks and attention
>>3179592
>That file name
Morrigan... are you the one i helped get that started for?
Hallo.
>>3179617
I can see that.
Call me when something interesting is happening.
I was advised to greet this gathering point next to the colosseum...good morning.
Oh Dio can you hear me? I'm lost and so alone. I'm asking for your guidance. Won't you come down from your throne?
Hello! I'm someone told me to say that.
>>3179625
Started for? I don't know
>>3179607
I don't see the problem
>>3179645
What do you want?
>>3179482
Hey, sorry... Unfortunately, something came up and I gotta go. I'm really sorry! I will be here around 11 EST though. Have some Jinx porn for your trouble.
>>3179649
This is the first time I dared to come here, I'm usually a regular to the colosseum not very far from this place. My name is Kino, and this is...
[Hermes! Good morning.]
What he said.
>>3179634
Hallo~ Wie geht es dir
>>3179641
Hallo~
>>3179670
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock.
>>3179686
Greetings sir. Are you a native from these lands?
>>3179689
>>3179697
This isn't really a place for kids, you should leave.
>>3179707
I've noticed the kind of acts happening here, even if my appereance says otherwise I'm not really as innocent as you might think I am, sir.
>>3179699
Rock is not The Devil's work, it's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
http://www.26d.xyz/chan/oldinandout.mp4
>>3179738
Go sleep.
>>3179697
Native? Nein I have been stranded in this barren lawless place for some time.
What brings such a small boy to my door though?
>>3179727
Oh, really?
I might have to ask you to prove that, kid.
>>3179728
I'm from the 1800's, man.
I don't know what song this is.
>>3179665
You never stick to one character do you?
>>3179728
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long
>>3179766
Wait, are you the one i helped?
>>3179745
As a traveler who is constantly moving my curiosity took the best of me, after being defeated next door I decided to come here and...look around. My name is Kino.
>>3179752
>The short traveler takes out her revolver from beneath her coat.
Will this be enough proof I'm indeed aware of my position?
>>3179771
Indeed, you are.
>>3179786
Do you have any plans for when your bringing her in?
>>3179770
My dingaling
My dingaling
I want you to play with my dingaling
>>3179780
Any little girl can hold a gun.
More importantly, though, that little pea shooter can't even scratch most of the people here.
You're out of your league, kid, go back home.
Do we have a Buddy ava?
>>3179800
That's not how the song goes!
>>3179780
I see, well I can advise you not to look around too much, things can be quite shady. Even I myself could be your bitterest enemy should I find out distasteful things about your family.
Let's hope it doens't come to this, and my name is karl, and it is nice to meet you mister kino
>>3179826
Fuck no.
>>3179792
I was thinking of going full on, go to down on people mostly, that's what's been on my mind anyway. I might change it when I'm ready.
>>3179826
We are all buddies!
Honestly I just miss DMG.
>>3179835
i mean when you plan to bring her into the thread
>>3179826
>extremely edgy little girl with a severe facial injury
No.
>>3179848
I honestly don't care about Dmg. I just wish I never had to see that picture
>>3179766
Yes, Morrigan
>>3179868
Post picture I never saw it
>>3179879
Fuck off faggot
>>3179868
>Imblyink
>>3179852
Oooh, sorry, I'm tired. Maybe tonight if things go right anyway, it's time to stop the wait.
>>3179878
But you still like to do a lot things everytime I see you so I didn't notice.
>>3179879
Lurk more.
>>3179879
No nigger. We take care of our own here.
>>3179806
Of course, I didn't expect to intrude and spread chaos with unnecessary violence.
>Kino slowly moves her revolver back to its holster
However, If I'm old enough to know what killing is like, I'm also aware of what kind of activities are common here. Don't worry, I don't plan to join
>>3179830
>She bows respectuflly towards the masked soldier.
Pleased to meet you Mr. Karl. I believe I've seen enough here to know what I'm dealing with, and so my visit will be rather shorty.
I'll be going back to the colosseum, perhaps one day our paths will meet again, and I'll have enough time to spare and learn about yourself if you allow it. For now...farewell.
>>3179897
Look forward to it!
I, like, totally need a good dicking right now~
*touches your but*
>>3179900
>We take care of our own here.
Fucking topkek. You faggots are constantly posting luffy's, nue's, and clown's face with memes.
>>3179991
Luffy's from /hg/.
>>3180002
>implying luffy even fucks around hg anymore
He's /erp/. He hasn't been in an hg thread in months.
>>3180002
You forgot about clown and nue. Explain that.
>>3180076
>double standards
Okay, I see how it is. I figured as much but I wanted to double check. Keep sucking dmg's dick m80.
>>3179826
You can fuck right off with that.
Please be gentle.
>>3180205
Minako is finally showing up for lewd?
>>3180205
That was quick.
>>3179948
Too bad, harlot, we've pledged ourselves to the lord!
No dick for you!
>>3180248
So when does the dickature happen?
Hmm, I have some free time, lets see whats going on here...
>>3180458
Shhhhh... The thread is sleeping.
>>3180483
Oh, sorry
>leans back in his chair and enjoys the comfy atmosphere.
>the edge himself has returned
NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>3179879
You mean this one?
>>3180545
It gets worse
>>3180615
You're okay, your RP and character is hot
>>3180615
If your not here to use that fist than you can gtfo.
Lurking Avatars.
Show yourselves.
>>3180641
But then I wouldn't be lurking.
>>3180629
Hot, both literally and figuratively
>>3180635
So you're volunteering?
Hey guys
Am driving on a doughnut
>>3180681
>>3180653
I don't know, are you as good as you say you are.
>>3180718
I'm the greatest in the galaxy
I doubt you could even handle me, dork~
>>3180774
What the fuck is so interesting about that fucking book?
>>3180789
You've obviously never read a good book
>>3180789
I don't have to answer to you.
>>3180806
Let me lick your dick daddy
>>3180754
I don't know, I like to be held down a violated, and honestly you don't look all that intimidating.
>>3180789
He seeks the answers only the book can give him.
>>3180823
How about now
Giant magma cannons doin' anything for ya?
>>3180834
That book doesn't have the recipe for viagra
>>3180867
He don't need it, he can just transmute himself a hard dick.
>>3180845
Dominator a cute.
>>3180867
>>3180909
>>3180629
What is it about this time of day that brings out the ironic LD supporters?
>>3180931
No.
Hey there, space cats! Ulala here, comin' at you from Spaceport 9!
Tonight I'm investigating reports that lots of horny anons are going without attention and are in need of someone to help bring them over the edge.
Get your cocks out and copy these moves, jerk with the rhythm!~
Let's dance!
Up! Down! Up! Up! Down!
>>3180931
Get some taste.
>>3181059
If I have to I guess.
>>3181085
>>3181089
Just because I like the character doesn't mean I like the poster.
Maybe if someone filled me in on the fucking problem I could make a better decision, but until then yout problem isnt my ptoblem. I only joined to chat with people and rp.
Now fuck off.
>>3181059
Sadly it's dead around these hours, maybe come back in like 3?
>>3181137
If you want to RP why have you joined the Kurisu clique?
>>3181137
frog girl is hot girl
>>3181167
Yeah. I got really confused for a second there.
>>3181162
Still RPing, just been busy with work and such.
I really am trying to find some more time to hang around though. Soon hopefully!
>>3181173
Thank you anon.
>>3181185
Sorry again, but yeah. I guess liking a character is a bad thing. But now I realize what everyone means when they mention LD. Still don't know what happened but I don't care. If people are gonna shit themselves then so be it.
Alright, I'm fine if you guys shitpost me, despite it being annoying but don't go attacking other people just because they like me, my character, or my roleplay
that shit is just flat out rude
>>3179385
KABUTOMUSHI
>>3181207
youre welcome. THAT GIF IS FUCKING HOT!
>>3181207
We don't like LD because he constantly shitposts and made a well liked member of this community run off because of petty bullshit. The player is absolute, complete cancer and shouldn't be entertained.
He's also underage and shouldn't be here in the first place.
>>3181207
Lurk moar.
>>3181207
That gif is too cute!
>>3181250
This.
We're on 4chan so shitposts and cancer are part and parcel but posting someobody's IRL shit is over the line.
LD is poison.
>>3181250
I don't know, I've heard his voice and he sounds like he could be in his 20s easily.
>>3181207
I want Tsuyu to play with me in her mouth like those cherries.
>>3181162
>Kurisu clique
>the group that literally doxxed someone and threatened them for playing lewd kurisu
>>3181264
You all still pissed about that DMG shit?
She's already back to roleplaying, despite "retiring"
>>3181284
I've been told before I've got a deep voice
>>3181302
You're still trash no matter what DMG does
>>3181296
Jesus, what's with this place and doxxing?
>>3178616
I wish that was all I was doing wrong.
>>3181296
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>3181302
>implying it justifies for posting these pics
>tfw all of the good avatars only appear whenever I work
>>3181302
You crossed a line. Unspoken rules for ERP, dude. I'm sorry if she shit on your heart and made you feel like crap but you couldn't have handled that situation any more poorly.
>>3181324
One avatar came into the discord after last night and talked about how they got doxxed and someone said 'you should stop trying to stop the shitposting' because they played lewd kurisu once
>>3181341
I feel you, I have to sleep when things start to really pick up.
>>3181306
But I'm trash for what she did anyway?
So I'm fucked no matter what, huh?
>>3181326
He even told me to post them
I'll assume he didn't realize that I took him seriously, because he sure as hell never took me seriously
>>3181350
Couldn't have gone better, honestly
>>3181351
What? That was pretty incoherent.
>>3181351
I don't hang out in the discord or share my info with anyone I don't trust. I've seen Steins;Gate. Should I play lewd Kurisu?
>>3181296
>implying there's anybody in this summerfag community that can still pull dox
>>3181365
You're trash because you act like a fucking child almost constantly, kid. No matter what DMG did he took the high road in this, and you went deep in to the gutter.
>>3181365
You always say
>what she did
But you never give specifics.
>>3181369
>Avatar leaves thread and comes to discord
>Mentions being doxed with threatening email with their personal information and place of employment says 'dont try and stop the shitposting and dont steal avatars'
Good think Kurisu's clique is welcome to LD's discord with open arms
>>3181385
Stop replying.
>>3181406
Even if that is true, what does that have to do with Kurisu?
NO MORE REPLYING TO OR ACKNOWLEDGING LD AFTER THIS LINE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST
THIS SHIT SCARES AWAY THE WORTHWHILE AVATARS
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>>3181385
That might be true, but take a look at who's still standing
>>3181405
Left, obviously
I mean, I know I made her do it
by the way, if she wants an apology, she can come get it herself
>>3181421
The avatar they tried to ERP with was Kurisu, it was lewd kurisu who happens to be another avatar who people will notice in a few days isnt coming back
>>3181423
What happens if I acknowledge myself?
Pretty sure that breaks the time-space continuum
>>3181406
They never did anything wrong to me, and as far as I'm concerned, they're friends to me
>>3181441
I love how you have no screenshots of this and won't even say who it was.
>>3181463
No screenshots of the discord without permission but sure, Kurisu did nothing wrong go ahead, its not like people went off like rampant faggots when lewd kurisu showed up
>>3181250
Well, if that is what it is then so be it. I'm sorry if this poster has wronged you all and I guess I will back off..?
>>3181285
>>3181257
>>3181241
<3
>>3181254
Don't need to now, I know everything I need to know. But I appreciate the advice, probably will do when at work and such.
>>3181231
Thank you for this, but I take it it's in my best interest to avoid you, nothing personal as I don't know you but I'm sure you can understand. If people are going to react the way they do then I will leave it alone, I'm sorry to have caused trouble.
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I have to leave for work now guys.
Gonna try and lurk and fit in with the 'community' here. Hope it workd out.
>>3181473
>attempting to steal an ava from someone while that someone is there
That's a pretty LD-tier thing to do.
>>3181479
And I borked my line in a rush.
Nice one me.
>>3181479
Love you froggo!
Hey Dombot, wanna hear a joke
okay okay..
DMG still misses me
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
Why every ava has to be surrounded with drama?
>>3181504
okay I laughed at that one
>>3181484
If that avatar doesn't lewd why not?
Its not like we haven't had duplicates here before
>>3181506
They don't. For the most part avas just come here to lewd, maybe talk and leave.
>>3181525
Because it intentionally creates drama and confusion.
>>3181506
Because everyone is an egotistical self-centered asshole
>>3181522
I'm here all week
>>3181484
>Avatar is used for blog posting and shitposting
>Use them to ERP
>people actually play and enjoy it even if anons and their clique go rabid
I mean shitposting is the ultimate religion in your eyes isnt it?
>>3181525
Do you honestly care that much?
>>3181462
Your character is retarded and not attractive in any way whatsoever. The fact that you think.this thing is acceptable for lewd suggests to me that you have mental issues that can only be cured with a suicide gun
>>3181567
But that's wrong
>>3179878
Fuck Morrigan makes me rock hard.
>>3181569
There's so much better source material to chose from.
>>3181580
Want me to post the tits too?
>>3181570
>Dead Hours will never end
>>3181567
Fucking THIS
What kind of bottle-fed mouthbreathers watch Wander over Yonder and think "Yeah, I wanna fuck that."?
>>3181646
Ask Trixie.
/erp/ got me into kancolle and gbf porn
>>3181620
Morrigan is the best. Damn that succubutt.
