Zootopia Thread: Shitposting Edition
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Shitposting edition?
>>3164440
JUDY TAKES THE KNOT
>>3164464
>>3164458
>>3164440
This comic just got ten times better just by adding some lewd talking
>>3164440
If Judy can take the knot that means Bunanon totally can.
Also Mandatory Cuddle Time is absolutely what it is, and that is good.
>>3164464
http://dagobah.biz/flash/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf
>>3164472
>>3164440
>Ham Solo
>>3164464
>>3164480
I can't stop laughing
Ready or not, here i come.
>>3164507
Spoiler: Pawpsicle wins
I thought about doing this but I was worried how the thread would react to it.
>>3163271
Judy helping Nick crossdress would be cute. Can we have this?
>>3164507
god no please
>>3164507
>the lamest, most uninteresting character with the least amount of showtime wins
>>3164507
Fuck off with your mad libs tier garbage
>>3164440
>I didn't know we would end up locked together
>mandatory cuddle time
this is fucking gold
I've been thinking about doing a fic based on Alec/S8's Nick-n-Judy's bondage adventures.
The only thing is, I can't think of a plot line beyond it being a "slice of life" sorta thing. I'd like there to be some context to the yummy BDSM.
If anyone has any ideas, I'm all ears.
>>3164507
Go away
>>3164537
>Benjamin Clawhauser runs away from the Cornucopia.
...slowly
I would seriously prefer if you take the Hunger Games stuff to a separate thread. It's just gonna clog up the image limit.
Feel free to link the thread in here though. I'm sure some anons will get a kick out of it.
>>3164507
>>3164478
>Manditory cuddle time.
Fucking gold.
Why can things like this never actually happen?
>>3164568
>Bucky and Pronk fight
HEH
how do you draw smugfox?
Day 1 start
>>3164555
The trips have spoken.
Please listen to them.
>>3164575
Yeah that one I liked
>>3164582
With a pencil
>>3164519
poorly
>>3164591
Always sign your name.
Always.
>>3164583
>Nick practices his archery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9f8S7OAaq0&user=MrPiizzaman
Reminder of Bunanon and Red's theme song.
>>3164595
Yeah, looks like it. Glad I didn't do it. Especially since I now realize that all it does is clog the thread.
>>3164596
Gid's a bad boy
>>3164582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GymbbhOBjDM
>>3164596
So far, Doug died by drowning himself. RIP.
>>3164609
THE SONG ISN'T GOOD UNLESS YOU'RE SOBBING BY THE END
>>3164627
Night 1
>Mid 20s
>Gray hair
>>3164627
I'm guessing there's no way to convince you to take this to a separate thread?
>>3164637
>Gideon and Stu be colluding
>>3164634
my heart
i can't
>>3164658
ARE YOU CRYING YET?
>>3164642
>>3164648
>>3164637
That's a no then, alrighty.
I hope you at least set the death rate to high so this will pass by quickly.
Glory glory
I AM NOW GOING TO SLEEP THINKING ABOUT KNOTTING CUDDLE TIMES
Welp, one shitter again makes things worse. Report him for spamming.
>>3164665
We don't even have that it seems...
>>3163960
>>3164062
here it is
>>3164676
OK NIGHT ANON!
>>3164680
We can at least try to be civil with him. Otherwise we're no better than Officer Content himself.
If he acknowledges us and still refuses to stop, then yeah we can start kicking up the shitstorm.
>>3164679
fucking long snouted long tongued privilege.
literally the only reason girls dont want to date me is because my flat mouth and stubby tongue dont allow for protruding glory hole access.
literally the only reason.
>>3164693
>>3164693
>>3164693
Non-Hunger Games thread.
>>3164625
I should get myself a chinese marker like that
Well, at least he's linking his previous posts so we can hide them all with one click.
>>3164705
Can we please not split the fucking thread again?
>>3164690
Spamming is against the rules on all boards though.
I regret to say that as no one here seems to be that enthralled by the proceedings, and now we have a thread split. This guy is clearly toxic, and I've reported him. That's literally all I can do.
>>3164464
>>3164705
this is retarded
>>3164705
What the hell are you doing? The "party thread" still isn't dead. We can't just make a new thread and split off every time you disagree with somebody
>>3164648
wow, bogo is a pussy
>>3164705
I actually want to see more of the games
>>3164726
So much this. Stop splitting the threads.
Post more games, anon :^)
>>3164705
Delete that, faggot.
![[HIYAs internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/d89FDJz.png "[HIYAs internally].png")
It's just not a /ztp/ thread without shitposting and drama.
Nick is now german, everything that happened here is invalid.
What kind of beer does he drink?
HARD MODE: No Blueberries
DANTE MUST DIE MODE: No fruits or vegetables to influence taste
>>3164639
>tfw 18 and grey hair
It exists.
>>3164758
That was fast.
>>3164769
Bourban
>>3164772
The hero we need, but not the one we deserve
>>3164769
Marzen, of course. Nick is a stout fox who can hold his drink. Not like that lightweight, Judy Hopps!
>>3164772
He stopped, you asshole. Leave it be.
>>3164758
this is it? damn
>>3164679
but how do you guys feel about the original version which I didn't edit
>>3164440
>Mandatory Cuddle Time
>>3164789
He can always start a new separate HG thread. It's not like they're rare on /trash/
>>3164758
>pawpsicle won
>got 3 kills
Man, i kinda wish i saw what happend but i also don't need this shit clogging up the thread.
>>3164784
>Judy drinking FUCKING IPA
NO
JUDY
DRINKS
CORDIAAAAAAAAAAALS
>>3164790
Love the expression on Judy!
>>3164769
Rather bayer.
Bavaria is not overall Germany
>>3164790
whoop
and here's the better edit
>>3164790
I literally can't see the difference
>>3164695
>slowly killing her
at least it's in character
>>3164833
In my edit, she's lifting her shirt.
>>3164467
KNOT TOO BIG
>>3164790
IS THAT A MULTIBOOB
>>3164808
>CORDIAAAAAAAAAAALS
She does now -- give her five years on the force and she'll be swilling Wild Turkey like everyone else there.
Except Bogo: he's a Macallan 18 man. Or buffalo.
>Be me
>10 years old
>at cousins house for christmas
>set for a good time
>parents go out to buy food, just me and my cousin at home
>hellyeah.png
>break out computer
>just us two
>says he'll show me something cool
>opens incognito window
>seems legit
>searches for hentai, we look at it for a few mins
>nice
>Step_up.swf
>comes up with Pokemon hentai, find it hella arousing
>so different to the rest
>says i probably shouldnt look at it
>put it out of my mind
>holidays end and still thinking about it
>look it up when I get home
>damn
>Keep going, find better and better
>way better than repetitive normal porn
>slowly become addicted, dont even know 4chan at this point
>realise what has happened after 3 years
>cant stop now
>cant get to terms with the fact that I am sexually attracted to this
>Zootopia brings this back to mind
>e621 on a daily basis
>feel like trash but couldnt care less
TLDR: Addicted to furry porn
All this talk of knots reminds me of a really great fic I read where Nick asks Judy on a date. After being a bit weirded out she looks up fox on rabbit porn and gets scared that she wouldn't be able to take the knot. It ends in sexy time where she can indeed take the knot.
Anyone know which fic I'm talking about? Can't remember the name of it.
>>3164799
Fucking Beautiful m8
travis is so cute
>>3164784
source please
>>3164818
Here's your (You)
>>3164962
Thanks m8, here's one for (You) as well
>>3164808
How come this sort of looks like something from Zistopia, is it a post I've forgotten about?
>>3164958
Sorry, Anon, I honestly wish I had one for you. I snagged it off a furry image board (e621)
>>3164808
How come this looks like a Zistopia post? Or is it another artist trying out?
>>3164914
Burrowing under barriers?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6893947?view_full_work=true
>>3165002
Brilliant, that's the one. Thanks anon. Time for a re-read.
>>3164799
Fucking beautiful .
>>3164521
No.
>tfw your story finally crosses the 100 hits mark
>>3165041
>>tfw your story finally crosses the 100 hits mark
Shill, Anon! Whatcha got for us?
>>3165041
what story m8?
>>3164957
He seemed like a pushover, he was probably only friends with Gideon because he was afraid of getting bullied himself, I bet he was a total sweetie.
Either last night or a couple nights ago Alec drew that femdom pic with the candle wax, but he posted some other pic that I didn't save beforehand. Anyone have it?
>>3164973
Author just drew some regular stuff
>>3164521
Yes please
Well Ive got school now, see you later trash, keep the thread comfy while I'm gone
>>3165058
>>3165059
Just "Rhythm Of His Life".
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6827884
Still trying to write the followup. I wish the fae mood would strike again.
Reminder
>>3165139
Fallen hero.
>>3165160
Like a grecian tragic hero
>>3165139
>>3165160
Post true heroes.
>>3165131
It's all about DISCIPLINE
>he says, shitposting
>>3165131
>Just "Rhythm Of His Life".
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6827884
Well, you got hit 101 from me. Pretty good at the beginning -- I like how you set the scene. I'd think the ZFD would be a little more collected. Also, having the moose reflect on everything that happened that night would be a good read. His reflections on their actions and his reflections on his first time as well.
>>3165192
>Some time after joining the ZPD, Nick realizes that hippo cop was among the kids that muzzled him
>The desire for payback was there, but he was willing to bide his time
>A couple years later the hippo was gut shot during a shootout with some criminals
>Nick found him slumped over, bleeding all over the place as he repeatedly cried for someone to call him an ambulance.
>Nick calmly leveled his sidearm at the hippo's head
>"I'll call you a hearse."
This is for Cody.
>>3165224
>I'd think the ZFD would be a little more collected
I actually based that off something a teacher in fire school told my class to explain why you search every corner of a room. It's one thing for dead kids to get to you. It's another when you feel personally responsible for killing them.
>>3165277
This isn't comfy
>>3165306
>I actually based that off something a teacher in fire school told my class to explain why you search every corner of a room. It's one thing for dead kids to get to you. It's another when you feel personally responsible for killing them.
Interesting perspective, Anon. I understand now why you wrote that the way you did.
(Sorry, Judy in the original reply to your post looks a little bored. That image wasn't meant to convey boredom with your story.)
So what kind of figure does Bunanon have?
I'm asking out of curiosity and not for the sake of possible lewds.
I kind of figured she'd be just slightly on the thick/hippy side.
>>3165343
We don't really have many renditions of full body shots.
>>3165306
>I actually based that off something a teacher in fire school told my class to explain why you search every corner of a room. It's one thing for dead kids to get to you. It's another when you feel personally responsible for killing them.
I... Never thought of it that way. Shit.
>>3165343
>>3165361
Besides what Weaver has done, but he doesn't do fine detail really.
>>3165343
She's just a judy recolor
>>3164440
>mandatory cuddle time
she likes taking the knot!
>>3165343
So I've been out most of the day, any news on how they're doing?
>>3165369
Why is Nick so upset, /trash/
>>3165361
I love this scruffy fox. I'm going to steal him away if I have to.
>>3165400
His dick was eaten off by a panther.
>>3165343
I kind of imagine her to be a bit on the petite side. Not shorter, just a little more thin than most bunnies, due to her not constantly having babies or doing whatever it is bunnies do.
On a similar note, I feel like Red is about Nick's height, but less defined in muscle. He's not a twig, he's just a bit lanky.
>>3165407
I want to see him and Nick meet
>>3165392
Bunanon's fucking dead.
>>3165407
Your competition is fierce.
>>3165407
Do not steal Red from bunanon.
>>3165419
Skinnyfat. Lil bit of a pooch.
>>3165419
I feel like Red should be a bit shorter seeing as how Nick is super tall for a fox
>>3164567
what do you mean? like adding this to the real movie? a Disney movie?
>>3165431
>Scruffy neck, body fur, "hair"
>His cheeks are perfectly straight though
What an odd combination of traits.
>>3165449
foxlets, when will they learn?
>>3165343
I always think of her as kinda thin, maybe a bit sickly when she was young. She never got really any mustle because she didn't go into farm work, she took to managing the stand instead. But at the same time she wouldn't be unhealthy levels of thin.
Would you?
>>3165489
>Hey they made the multiplication joke
There's a pretty huge difference between "bunnies have lots of kids" and "here's a specific facet of animal genitalia".
>>3165505
Much more interested in the word of the Monolith tbqh
>>3165443
Do steal Red from Bunanon you sultry character.
>>3165505
WE'RE NOT AT HOME TO YOUR TYPE!
>>3165131
Well that was really fucking depressing, yet believable.
While Disney films are known for their mandatory lesbian sex scenes (culminating in an entire film about it in the form of Frozen), Zootopia is unique in that for the first time they subverted it by having a 4 minute sex scene between the male fox and the female bunny. This makes it to be the first heterosexual sex scene in disney's history.
>>3165509
It's not like their foreign to making sexual innuendos
Left the country for business just as nicks mom was getting fleshed out (and turned into an unintentionally lewd thing)
what have I missed?
>>3165554
If you really think this was a sexual innuendo you're too far gone.
>>3165555
A whooooollllle lot.
>>3165555
That was weeks ago.
>This will be the fifteen time we have doodled Nick it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
>>3165523
that's okay. have a good day sir.
>>3165554
Judy gripping Nick's red wood with confusion
>>3164548
I think Judy talking Nick into domming could be fun; he seems the reluctant type to me when it gets REAL and balancing her....enthusiasm out with some guidelines could make a good story.
>>3165555
>Left the country for business just as nicks mom was getting fleshed out (and turned into an unintentionally lewd thing)
Weaver did a handful of comics since then
Bucky+Pronk/Judy is seeing a resurgence
Bunanon is local RPer/Live Writefag telling a story of two star-crossed lovers
Bore has produced solid gold
Chumpy is an anime, then dead, now back to life
Many new drawfags, each more beautiful than the last
Fics of all flavors
RPing that went out of control, then got reined in, and is now a hot button debate
Rose is here now drawing cute stuff
Rhonda is a lovely motherly pig who wants to party
Lots of shit I surely forgot
>>3165555
Got back in time for quads at least.
>>3165580
lookin pretty good!
the left side of his face is looking a little squished though
>>3165535
>really fucking depressing, yet believable.
That pretty much sums up Fournier's character.
>>3165555
This >>3165565
also this >>3165597
>>3165587
This is of course after he pushes his red wood deeper into her vice-like hole. Punctuating each push with a snarky comment.
And then he leaves her covered with something white and crusty all over her feet.
![1463707295379[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LUiPQpU.png "1463707295379[1].png")
>>3165630
Trish the /trash/-tan in Zootopia
>>3165588
Thanks, Anon!
Jotting that down. It would also explain the "I'm sorry" line in Alec's first after-care drawing. Good idea, honestly.
>>3165555
RIP Mrs. Wilde
Her time in the limelight was brief but bright.
>>3165640
Kek
>>3165640
kek
source..?
>>3165673
memes.com
>>3165645
Second after care image, your attached image was the first one.
>>3165555
hahahahaha oh man
have some greentexts, and bunanon saga
http://imgur.com/a/bZUzz
https://imgur.com/a/BZjW2
>>3165678
anon...
the last panel
>>3165678
h-here I go
>>3165709
Honestly, I didnt think that was a real website.
>>3165630
All I can think of is Nick fucking her hard, doggy style, half panting and whispering snarky comments directly into her ears. Fuck
>>3165709
God help your immortal soul.
>>3165645
Thanks! Good luck, I'd super dig a story like that.
>>3165343
i see her as a thin build, kinda normal height, but I might just be influenced by other draws
>>3165343
Like this, but brown
>>3165743
>shorts
definitely influenced by Alec anyways.
Regardless, love it, Zhan.
>>3165740
On it now! You gave me a great lead-in!
>>3165670
Weaver even teased us with a prompt, the monster
>>3165743
I feel like they should both kind of look like an off brand Nick and Judy, but that's largely influenced by Weaver's chewing picture and the assumption that Red was kind of a shady (or at least shady looking) dude.
>>3165743
but do she got a booty tho
Post yfw Zootopia made America great again
>>3165805
LORD BYRON HAS SAVED US
PRAISE BE UNTO HIS ROYAL FAGNESS
>>3165805
can somebody dump some tutorials?
I've already seen the chumpy ones
>>3165612
efficient?
>>3165805
>>3165826
He would vote for him, wouldn't he?
>>3165848
you can take my filename
>>3165854
Damn, anon. You're getting good at this.
>>3165858
They both would
>>3165761
im definitely a fan of Alec's stuff, weaver did her in shorts too
>>3165783
all bunes have da booty
>>3165805
Today we drifted further TOWARDS god's light.
>one of bunanon's new coworkers is a wolf so she's scared of him now
>he's actually a sheepdog
>a gay sheepdog
>who acts camp as fuck
>supports her in chasing Red
>>3165983
Judy seems like she would be religious and conservative. Nick would be more liberal.
>>3165983
Nick certainly hates taxes
>>3165823
http://9gag.com/gag/aeGoGDQ
>tab name: 'Foxes actually sit on things they want to own.'
Do I need to spell it out for you? Drawfriends, get on it!
VisiTi here, stopping by to say I most likely won't have that Regret update ready for you fuckers tonight either. Oopsie
>>3166008
That's disgusting.
Of course, I suppose it makes sense that a bunch of savages would still mark things with their smelly unwashed asses.
>>3166008
Nick sitting on Finnick
>>3165994
Conservative? She's literally her parents's liberal daughter who thinks they're ridiculous for having old fashioned attitudes that have left more of an impression on her than she realizes.
>>3166008
>>3166031
do buns do it to ?
>>3166008
Are they both male?
>>3166031
Bellwether pls go
>>3165994
What tells you that Nick's a lib?
>>3165456
No, I mean in real life.
It's not like it's impossible for this stuff to happen eventually. Only one of the three major producers of VR and AR products is owned by Facebook, and three of them allow for motion control (although you need to mess with the Rift to get it to work). I was at this year's GDC, and some of the stuff lives up to the hype. Furries and furry artists have money and time. Unless the market collapses or everyone bars outside content, we could see this in our lifetime.
The only problem is that we're relying on an uncertain future to deliver us our dream, and even then it wouldn't be the real thing. How long until haptic feedback is perfected? Then the price needs to come down. These companies need to survive, profit, and avoid falling to the dark side like Oculus seemingly had. Valve ALMOST did. Don't think they value being the savior of privacy in gaming over money.
Even if that pans out, there is no Zootopia. We're still stuck here. The most we can do is pretend, and people are getting angry at that.
If Bellwether's plan worked
>Ewetopia
>>3166022
Damn. Hope you feel better soon, VisiTi.
>>3166063
Judy gets diarrhea
>Pootopia
>>3166047
No idea. Someone just linked it to me, I noticed the fox fact, had to share.
>>3166081
Nick is a con artist
>Jewtopia
>>3166081
The city gets a new religion
>Jewtopia
>>3166097
Indian Elephant gets elected
>Lootopia
>>3166063
They make a second movie.
>Twotopia.
>>3166111
Movie focuses on Mr. Big's daughter for the sequel.
>Fru-Frutopia
The movie's cast is replaced with anthropomorphic animals
>Zootopia
>>3166058
>raised by single mom, no father
>probably raised on welfare
>unprincipled thief
>will lie to get ahead
>>3166134
So
>my projection
>>3166134
But he obviously watches Fox News
>>3166154
Yes.
>>3166158
AYYYY
>>3166191
So epic. Going to post this to /r/zootopia straight away!
>>3165588
>>3164548
>"There was something I wanted to try tonight, Nick."
>"And what would that be, carrots?"
>"Well, umm... Something that I read about online and I-I really like the sound of it and, erm--"
>"Ohh this has gotta be bad if you're stumbling this much."
>"I," She hesitated for a few moments before speaking. "Want to try some b-bondage kind of fun" Her voice hushed down almost to a whisper.
>"Really? I thought you already liked to take charge enough~. Not that you're getting any complaints from me, officer."
>Her cheeks flared at that remark. "N-no! I meant the, erm. O-other way"
>The fox raised a brow, turning his head to look at her. "You want -me- to do that? You know that's the last thing I expected from you."
>Judy pressed against him, a hand reaching up and resting against the collar of his shirt. "I didn't exactly hear a 'no' either."
>Nick's cheeks flared up. "W-well, at the end of the day we don't -have- anything to, well, do it with."
>"Well you're forgetting one thing that you do have plenty of." Her hand gripped at the loose tie giving it a quick tug, holding it like a leash and pressing her nose against his own.
>"H-hey this is a perfectly good tie!"
>"Still have plenty you don't wear. I promise if you don't like it then we don't have to do it. But can we just try it once tonight?"
>"I'm not sure, what if I hurt you? T-there are so many things that could go wrong, with me being bigger and all."
>She crawled on top of his lap, letting her rear rest against his crotch as she spoke. "You know how I handle something bigger Nick."
>His eyes closed as her hips pressed against his own, letting out a small sigh before that smirk came back on his face. "Fine. But, we'll take it slowly okay? I'm not going to pretend to be savage like in the museum," His ear flicked and that smirk turned into a grin. "Or is that what you're aiming for here?"
(I just wanted to greentext something for fun, I'm not the guy who's writing it.)
>>3166134
The first two are baseless.
Personally I don't think they wear underwear.
All the fur would provide enough frictive barrier from pants
