The Real HG Thread, The Best HG Thread
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3155308 (D.va)
That has nothing to do with your question or the situation.
>>3155314
Can confirm. This is the real and the best HG thread.
>>3155282
I don't believe you!
>>3155227
You sure this is how it looks? It doesn't really make any sense if you look at it from afar.
>>3155267
It's mandatory if you want to have a fun life, which I assume you do.
>>3155280
It may not make sense to you, but my attribute's darkness. I'm basically using villain-y magic at this point.
>>3155282
>he turns back around, facing her
A-Am I good now? Did I get whatever was on my face?
>>3155290
Well duh. You're able to actually have a nice life by being smart. Not ending up like me should make you feel good.
>>3155308
Yeah, that's it! You have respawning abilities too?
doggos here?
>>3155209
Are we playing imaginary games now?
>>3155280
Get away from me, demon.
>>3155308
There is, and you're looking at the man at the top of the list, so unless you want trouble, I recommend you stay far away from me.
>>3155306
I don't want to talk about what I saw..
>>3155308
A game? I.. Don't think that's what this is..
>>3155342
I don't really mind either way.
I've got a job to do, and that's priority.
>>3155216
I know... I'm looking forward to seeing how you do at the dance. Thanks for going with me by way...
Is this the place where I take literally everything at face value?
>>3155308
You can if you want! It'll be safe for anyone not participating.
>>3155342
Isn't that kind of magic... incredibly dangerous?
You don't look like such a bad person.
>>3155348
You were about to get crushed... I was only trying to help you.
>>3155343
I will be on a search for canines.
>>3155357
kys jasper
>>3155215
Why have you been calling me Sir lately?
>>3155228
Hey Rika, I have something for you, think fast.
>Throws a tied plastic bag filled with sodas up to the top of her tank.
>>3155357
Yes~!
>>3155342
Then why did you drop out of school?
>Jasper
>>3155364
I've seen through all your tricks already, you just sealed my victory.
Well fuck I guess il continue on here
>>3155339
>fires a single bullet right in front of Eruna's feet
Really?
>>3155342
...
Why would I care about your looks? It doesn't matter how a meat shield looks like and you didn't answer my question.
>>3155354
There's no reason you shouldn't be able to have fun while on the job.
>>3155364
I try not to be, but I can't help it. It's actually really terrifying to know I have these powers despite being the MC.
>>3155357
Yes.
Hoshi is the worst
Junko isn't so bad.
Littlefinger is IRL in love with Junko.
King Knight wants to get spitroasted by Adachi and Hoshi
Yuno wants to masturbate to it.
Okabe wants to hang himself because Ibuki will never be real and love him.
Adachi needs to get mental help for being unstable.
We're all meme fucks.
>>3155264
You should follow up on those words, the only thing you're good for is dying. Just like all the other puny mortals that ponder around here. You'll just be another grain of sand to bite the eternal dust~!
>>3155348
We're playing the game where I predict what will happen in a small bit of time. Oh! I did forget to mention that I can control time, so I doubt it's imaginary, it's more predicting and adjusting your inevitable fate!
>>3155354
You're gonna leave me with such a cliffhanger? Well is not like I enjoy spoilers, so I'll just fight whatever killed you with my eyes closed...as usual.
>>3155308
>Don't take shit I say personally at all. I'm an idiot at heart,I swear.
>>3155309
>Alright I see where I fucked up. I should've specified it was a joke. My bad on that one.
>>3155369
>Not I said the fly I don't anon post so people know it's me being a shitbag.
>Jasper
>>3155389
You're out of your mind if you think I'm joining in.
>>3155389
...Fine, but you're sleeping on the floor, and you better tell me if there's any clowns or murderers hiding under my bed too.
>>3155389
Did I get EMP'd?
>>3155387
I'm okay with not winning.
>>3155398
A.. Again!?
...What is this all about?
>>3155400
I don't know what an MC is...
>>3155389
Hurry up! I don't want to face what's out there.
>>3155276 (Ririchiyo)
I could've just worked for you for a bit....
>>3155265 (Akito)
As I'd said, I'm rather disconnected from civilization, sir. And for the record, I am likely much, much older than you.
>>3155280
>>3155364
Of course, miss, I'm just rather easily upset by things.
>>3155371
...I always do?
>>3155389
T-There were bugs there. Too many of them to deal with and I am out of knives.
>>3155398
That wasn't me though!
>Everyone bullying my beefcake
Drown yourselves.
>>3155400
It's just a distraction.
Minimal distractions mean maximum efficiency.
>>3155408
Is there something wrong with your eyes..?
>>3155428
>fondles your horns.
>>3155427
>>3155420
Fine. I'll kill the clowns, you kill the everything else
>>3155420
>could you please not ava that character? Superheros are shit and they trigger me. Thanks!
>>3155432
>But this was my fault,thanks for helping though.
>Jasper
>>3155431
What?
>>3155389
Even in a different place, I still have no idea what to drink.
>>3155402
Don't be silly, I'm the greatest~
>>3155389
A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."
Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.
After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"
The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream.
>>3155335
I'm sorry! I'm just new here is all. Don't hate me.
>>3155342
Yes I do! Normally the mech is the first thing to go. But once my hit points go down I respawn! Such is life
>>3155348
Oh geez! No trouble intended! I just want to play. I don't need play of the game.
>>3155354
People kill each other for fun? It sounds like a game to me. And I love games! What's your favorite games?
>>3155364
Safe sounds... safe. I'll wait around after this post.. Sorry if I'm doing something bad. or wrong.
>>3155413
>Noted! Loves and kisses.
>>3155389
You can stay, but only if you play this match of DOOM with me all night! deal?
>>3155435
They perfectly work as any other normal eyes, they're just closed.
>>3155429
I know how that is sometimes...
>>3155440
Oops!
Uh, I responded to the wrong thing. Sorry.
>>3155429
You look like a child
>>3155162
It is boring so far
>thought we were going to the host's thread
>>3155406
Games are games for a reason, and until you can show me a time tick you're all talk.
>>3155427
Wha-? You don't want the feeling of sweet victory? To step over the corpses of your enemies to your victor plaque?
>>3155452
Anyone can shoot the ground!
>>3155384
...I couldn't meet certain expectations from my parents. They're people that everybody loves, and I'm...not like that. It takes a toll on your mental state after awhile.
>>3155389
Aw man, now how am I supposed to order pizza?
>>3155398
You kidding me? I need to look good if I'm gonna be your meat shield. I don't want the other hitmen to laugh at you because you're lugging around some ugly meat.
>>3155459
You're Hoshi tier desu
>>3155371
>She gives a start, shouting before leaning a surprisingly far distance out to catch it
Thanks.
>>3155308
>>3155461
>Nah, it was weeks ago, I think they gave up on them.
Eh. I could just be remembering something wrong. Sorry 'bout that.
>>3155429
Taking on helpers is always a bad idea. Anybody could betray you at any time, and establishing meeting points and methods of communication simply leads to being easier to target and to spy on.
>>3155402
https://youtu.be/j7_lSP8Vc3o
>>3155460
I don't want what you're selling.
>>3155430
Bugs won't eat you at night little hitman, you can stay with me but only if you join me in a match of DOOM.
>>3155461
I love you D.va.
I want to fug glasses asuka
>>3155461
Mm-hmm! See you out here.
>>3155471
That's too cruel! No, I wouldn't want that.
>>3155460
Wait, slow down--
Oh gosh.... Are you okay!?
... Hello...?
>>3155473
...
>>3155460
What's with this hotel, my sensors are going from Heat, night vision and regular every few seconds...
>>3155437
No more, please. I heard there are zoo animals that have horns as well. Fondle those instead.
>>3155461
I don't play games.
My job doesn't really have room for games.
I'm military.
>>3155462
Is there a reason for that?
>>3155486
I'm sorry, did you see the name Asuka in that post somewhere?
>>3155486
HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S ASUKA!!! IT’S ASUKA!!! WTF IS GOING ON?! WTF???!!
HG is making pictures based on my MIND!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW CAN THIS BE?!! THE GOVERNMENT CAN’T READ MY MIND!! THE GOVERNMENT CAN READ MY MIND???!! OH, SHIT!!! HELP ME! HELP MEEEEEE!!!
THAT’S COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT!! I RESERVE THOSE RIGHTS!!! I DEMAND TO SEE THIS ARTIST IN PSYCHIC COURT!!
Yes, her name is Asuka. Hope you enjoy it, because she's MY character! MINE, YOU FUCKERS!!!
Okay, Asuka is very derivative, and generic. Many people could come up with her, sure. I swear as God as my witness, that you’ll NEVER GET MY OTHER CHARACTERS!!!
>>3155499
me to
>>3155467
>I blame the artists for that, canon she's supposed to look like an adult, I do believe.
Appearances can be very deceiving, sir.
>>3155463
All these underwhelming ends get to you.
>>3155482
Are you saying I'm not trustworthy?
>>3155460
Ghost, my bed is broken so you gotta work to do as my bed. Stay....there...zzzzzzz
>>3155460
Ugh. If I can not hurt people outside, I will just have to settle for the ones here.
>>3155460
It is kill or be killed and I don't intend to be the one getting killed. Your kindness is still appreciated.
>>3155461
Being able to understand the topic of a conversation and being new are two different things.
>>3155463
Just don't do that again.
>>3155472
Anyone could shoot you too.
>>3155473
Maybe if you are ugly enough they will aim at you to remove your ugly mug. That would be even better.
>>3155511
Oh! I see.
>>3155494
I love you too anon! Now I'm going to hide until the next game. Make sure to watch the highlights for me!
>>3155427
You know, Main Character! If I wasn't the MC I wouldn't have ended up being here!
>>3155435
Sire, if you wanna be logical about this, but it's important to have fun too. All work and no play makes Annie-tan a dull girl.
>>3155461
I can't believe I found someone that actually knows what it's like to die horribly and respawn moments later! I'm Natsuki Subaru, and I feel your pain.
>>3155461
Well if you're playing then you're probably trying to win, and I can't have that, you see.
>>3155500
I think that you do, in fact, everyone does. Deep inside I think you want it more than anyone, maybe even more than I do.
>>3155527
You'd need the guts for that!
>>3155471
Let's see if you're still going to be so ignorant after I show you a little trick then!
>Fires a bullet from her musket
>Stops it right between your eyes
Don't ask me that again or I won't stop it, got that ufufu~?
>>3155505
You should just kill them, little girl! Or should I do it for you? In return I'll just fondle them after I've taken care of those harassing you.
>>3155499
>>3155516
If this place really is up to chance though, then that's not your fault, right?
You look pretty strong to me, miss.
>>3155527
Right, I wasn't paying attention...
I promise it won't happen again!
>>3155537
Main Character? Like.. in a book or game?
>>3155545
Something seems off about this... what--
>>3155503
Go ahead and laugh. I'm used to it.
>>3155527
But what if they actually think I'm handsome? We'd both be in deep shit.
>>3155529
Don't let it happen again.
>>3155402
>Yuno wants to masturbate to it.
?
>>3155540
Annoying. Are there any positive qualities to this place?
>>3155500
I'm sorry, I was frightened by the glitches in my sensors
I need to get those fixed, so goodnight and thanks for hosting...
>>3155549
>ufufu~
Did Junko make you ava Kurumi?
>>3155537
Honestly, I don't care what you think.
Being dull is fine if I can do my job properly.
>>3155540
Who cares about the rules?
>>3155557
Exactly like that! I'm pretty sure I'm the MC of this place.
>>3155540
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? If a ghost shows up, we book it to the other's room
>>3155558
No, I feel bad.
>>3155540
Working alone is more practical anyway.
>>3155548
Not really. The thing I would need for it is spare bullets to waste, but I don't have the luxury of that here.
>>3155557
Good. Keep it that was and you won't end up dead.
>>3155558
...
Let's discuss only things that are possible to happen.
>>3155510
I can see with my eyes closed, so I don't see the point on opening my eyelids often. This is a trick onlya few people are born with, you can't learn it!
>>3155540
Then it's time for us to make our own windows. Look for cover kid, we're gonna make a few holes in the walls with the power of gunpowder!
>>3155516
I'm saying going solo is easier since you don't have to share information with anyone else. Even if your ally wasn't to betray you, people may overhear you talking, or follow you to your secret base. Two people means twice the chance of being followed.
>>3155540
Doesn't really help security around the place.
>>3155549
>He looks over it and starts tapping it
How cool! Is this thing real? You can't make this stuff up.
>>3155557
..? Did I say something to upset you?
>>3155540
I was driving with my friend. We come to a red light and he speeds up and whips right through it. I start freaking out "Hey man, your going to get us killed!" He replies "Relax, my brother drives like this." We come to another red light and he blazes right through. "You're going to get arrested or get us killed!" "Relax this is how my brother drives." We come to a green light he stops dead looking both ways. "Dude, it's green you can go." "Nah man, my brother might be coming the other way."
>>3155516
of course they can, but I am unconvinced
>>3155587
You can what?
How is that possible?
>>3155583
Which means I called your bluff correctly!
>>3155599
Troublesome, but nothing new.
>>3155559
I'm a good girl.
>>3155568
Coud be, a lot of stuff Junko makes him do.
>>3155557
You'd be among the first to tell me that...thank you, miss.
>>3155591
But that could be so terribly lonely....
>>3155600
That only removes the doubt that "maybe he's from my world" entirely from my mind.
>>3155599
I want off this ride.
>>3155553
not doos, idiot
>>3155568
Why would I listen to some human girl and more importantly, why should I change the way I talk because of some mortal?
>>3155597
Ugh... Of course it's real, you moron... Don't you saw me fire that same bullet towards you? You could've seen it flying straight towards you.
>>3155549
What's with all the fondling? Why can't people just keep their hands to themselves? You can take care of the invisible person if you want, but you'll only be able to fondle him, not me afterwards.
>>3155570
This isn't good at all! Your mentality towards these things is frightening me a bit. You need to get outta your office and into some kind of club.
>>3155581
Don't worry about it. It's my fault for being worthless from the beginning.
>>3155583
That's unforgivable.
>he turns back around and leaves
>>3155599
It could be worse. This could be blood
>>3155599
Lucifero. Fetch my cloak. Make it quick.
>>3155609
We can't die here anyway, so it was obvious that I can't kill you. Torture and immobilization are my remaining options.
>>3155599
Is this some kinda joke you and your goons put us through, Kuga?
>>3155634
...
>>3155564
Ah... I hope you get those solved as soon as possible!
Goodnight.
>>3155579
Maybe? I... still am sorta new around here.
What kind of evidence do you have for that?
>>3155583
I wouldn't want you to have to do that, don't worry.
>>3155597
>fuck how do I keep mis-clicking on post numbers
No, that's not true!
If I had to choose between being crueler for the sake of victory, or being nice at the risk of losing, I'd choose the latter. I know I would.
>>3155626
Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but I want to see what it can REALLY do.
>>3155620
What is your world then?
>>3155634
Noone chooses to be worthless.
>>3155620
Lonely, and having a high chance of victory, or being sloppy and painting a target on your face. Your choice. Personally, I prefer the former.
>>3155599
I took a Swedish model out once. When I touched her Volvo, she Saab'd
>>3155634
Again, I really don't care, or agree with you.
My work is top priority, and nothing will ever change that.
>>3155599
And this was not the act of a brand floor cleaner, but an even more simpler explanation, immortality!
>>3155605
I have no idea! You know what else doesn't make sense? I cannot die, just like this place works.
>>3155647
Which means you can't threaten me!
>MUWAHAHAHAHA
>>3155669
How unfortunate. I will still take the blanket that I wanted to borrow.
>>3155429
I swear at one time you used to call me by my name... Maybe I'm going crazy...
>>3155479
You're welcome, I'm ganna throw bad next time so the soda spills...
>>3155657
>It's bc you're an idiota
Really? You're absolutely sure of that decision? I guess I expected too much from you..
>>3155669
Really? You had to go for the eyes?
>>3155682
Being tied and locked up in a locker or closet isn't scary for you?
>>3155656
>ignores
>>3155657
The fact that I ended up here after buying food at a convenience store. It was like something straight out of an anime, so the only plausible explanation here is that I'm the MC.
>>3155669
It was probably cut on purpose. Someone is really trying hard to stop communication with the outside.
>>3155669
Do what you want. I should have expected it.
>>3155696
How can he ignore me if he already left?
>>3155678
And you don't understand why?
How odd.
>>3155698
>Shit
>>3155669
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?
Carpet!
>>3155627
It's probably because they are somewhat attracted towards you, like all human beings they simply adore what they'll never have and our powers are just amongst those! As for the fondling I'll do to you, nobody, not even you will know it happened. I'll just rewind that little bit time we'd exchange~!
>>3155659
>Fires a bullet at the geek standing next to you.
>She splatters like a pack of instant ramen being thrown against a car.
How's that? Now don't ask me to kill more pitiful beings, it's just that she deserved that and you might just be the next one to meet justice, boy.
>>3155718
don't FUCKING swear
>>3155690
Aw, c'mon....
>>3155695
One of those tu-
Nevermind.
>>3155698
Every world has "monsters"
And is there some sort of contraption doing that?
>>3155720
I think this is a perfect moment to go and rest for a little.
>>3155661
Being born useless doesn't make it any easier, but I guess you're right. If I could fix it I would, but that's starting to look like it's impossible.
>>3155669
I-It was a good dinner, at least.
>>3155677
...Are you really going to deny my friendship?
>>3155705
>he yells from far away
It's really easy to do when you're getting insulted!
>>3155721
>He leaps back in fear
Woah, woah! I don't think I can get a refund on that! Turn her back, now!
>>3155720
This is your fault somehow
>>3155742
...
Yes.
>>3155698
Huh.. I am going crazy then...
>>3155728
Oh right, I promise not to be mean to you for.. how long a couple of days? Because Aussa beat you up or something.
>>3155737
Does it look like I've got anything on me beyond what's in my hat and my staff?
>>3155733
I see. Now that I found a was to threaten you again, I have a chance to catch some rest.
>>3155742
I only stated the truth. You should grow thicker skin.
>>3155704
I heard you were talking shit about Garnet, so I lured you in. No hard feelings.
>>3155693
I know you probably think that's "foolish", but...
I wouldn't have the heart to do otherwise.
What I want more than anything is for others to be happy and safe.
>>3155696
Out of an...anime?
Well... maybe you're not an MC, but you probably have some sort of powers! What else can you do with them?
>btw no one's taken wada already have they?
>>3155742
I think you're trying in your own way.
>>3155752
Then I guess I'll have to try again tomorrow!
>>3155758
a way*
>>3155720
What’s the difference between a Hummer and a hedgehog?
Well, with the hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
>>3155758
You're not threatening me in the way you think you are!
>>3155760
>...Are you not the old one?
>>3155698
Well, since you're out of the competition, you're no longer my enemy anymore. Although I do see the irony.
>>3155721
I don't like the sound of that- I won't take you on your offer, I'm afraid. I don't like playing with time, or be a subject of it's changing continuum, it's too much power and responsibility for one person to handle. When he comes again, I'll just run away again.
>>3155767
You'll.. What?
No, I'm not going to change my mind.
>>3155620
No problem, ma'am!
>>3155776
>Uh... naw, I'm not...
>there was another one then?
>>3155720
Maybe if I fire from this angle...the bullets will come out from this other angle!
>>3155771
What is this? Even I can cook better than that.
>>3155771
Am I the strongest? I mean I know I can probably kill you all right now by drowning you and wouldn't have to apply any physical effort, but.....dunno.
>>3155775
If you keep annoying me I will tie you up, lock you in a locker and knock the whole thing into the sea.
>>3155754
Maybe a little.
>>3155778
I suppose I've gotten used to such beatings....
>>3155760
>>3155785
A shame you seem not to've lasted too much longer than I....
>Oh, you're not the same Wada? There was one a few months ago, but I don't even know if they're here anymore.
>>3155712
That's how it is. But when I can die, regenerate and get up back in action it gets so exciting I don't even care how it works!
>>3155755
Maybe there is something with that scyth
>>3155758
>he's yelling even louder now
You should stop insulting people!
>>3155780
Maybe you'll feel better once you sleep on the idea. I've heard working out with people can help you gain more muscle.
>>3155760
I can kill people with invisible hands.
>>3155762
Sometimes trying's not good enough...
>>3155792
I don't think you understand what I mean in the slightest...
>>3155754
Urgh, jeez, that thing....
>She shudders
I was NOT expecting that.
>>3155785
>Yeah we already have one. I know who it is and they use her rarely, I'm sure she doesn't mind but I can ask for you anyway.
>>3155771
>>3155771
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter in the van and honked his car horn by mistake.
She immediately turned and looked at him with an expectant look on her face.
Seeing her look at him he said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "Oh, yes, I know that, daddy."
He replied, "How did you know?"
The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!
>>3155744
We might have a little issue there... I can't make her come back to life after her soul has vanished, I'd have to go into a different timeline and meet you there and that's all too much of a bother for just one death little girl...
>>3155778
You don't have to be afraid, I'm what you could call a professional at all three of these little things. You can run from them, but they might never stop and I could just make it stop within a blink, all I'd need is just one wink ufufu!
>>3155810
Why are you so adamant on this?
Some people would say dedication to something impossible is stupid.
>>3155810
Again, it was just the truth. Stop being such a baby.
>>3155811
...
Maybe you are right, but that did sound pretty threatening.
>>3155810
It's the journey, not the destination.
>>3155816
YOU'RE A DICK
>>3155816
Just what I needed. Grab a controller and sit down boy, we're going to stay up all night crushing virtual asses!
>>3155795
I won't let it bother me for too long. At least I've learnt a little more for next time, right?
> I didn't even know there was one. Should I drop this now?
>>3155810
W-wow, that's a little brutal...
>>3155814
>yeah, please do. Wouldn't want to step on any toes :v
>>3155837
Oh well, it's better if you don't catch on.
>>3155759
I have no idea who you are talking about.
>>3155760
>I believe Utsutsu has played her but they don't bring her out often.
>>3155795
Thanks, but at least I'm content crazy..
>>3155813
I was actually asking a question, how long should I be nice to you?
>>3155854
That's what I though, tough guy.
>>3155851
...
Now I'm interested. I want to know everything about this. New ways to threaten people can be useful.
>>3155854
>utsutsu
>Aaaah, alright. Scuse me then
>>3155829
I've been told I'm an idiot, so it doesn't surprise me. I keep on going because I know you'll eventually need a shoulder to cry on when being a macho girl becomes too much.
>>3155837
>he runs back to Sarah-tan
I'M NOT A BABY, YOU'RE JUST AN INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE!
>>3155838
If the journey's supposed to involve countless deaths, one including the only girl that loved me, then I want out.
>>3155808
>She rolls her eyes, and floats a bit higher and a bit further back, before heavily throwing it, the weapon slamming in to the ground in front of the man
Or it could be magic.
>>3155848
>I'd forgotten until you showed up. I'd suggest just going until you get told to stop by the original.
A bit less relieving, when everything's so random.
>>3155855
We're all a little mad, I suppose.
>>3155795
You've been here long enough, I'm sure it does. It'll be more surprising if you didn't get used to changing your diplomacy towards each other at a drop of a hat.
>>3155817
Well, I don't need a professional time- uhh manipulate, if that's what you are, to take care of my problems with me. I've been handling myself for months just fine thankyou. And no-offense, but you don't look like the most trustworthy person I've seen around here.
>>3155855
How should I know?
>>3155848
It's not something I'm proud of, or want, but it's something I suppose. Maybe I'll still be allowed to be a good guy despite these powers.
>>3155879
Calm down. You are just overreacting the situation, again. If you won't calm down, I will be forced to calm you down.
>>3155867
I don't wanna tell you.
>>3155848
>No worries. I was just about to leave so I'll ask em tomorrow.
>>3155873
Let's go fly on that storm and see how far we can reach, hold tight! Ready....go!
>>3155879
What girl?
>>3155879
You are pretty stupid..
But I guess I can respect you not giving up.
We can exercise together, but we're not friends.
>>3155904
SHOOTING ME ISN'T GONNA CALM ME DOWN! THAT SHIT HURTS, YOU KNOW!
>>3155905
This is the first time I'm actually interested in something you said and you refuse to talk about it?
>>3155865
I mean I literally have no idea who or what you are talking about. This conversation is pointless.
>>3155874
>I think you should keep playing and when they come back, ask if you can play her;
>>3155921
Let's test it again.
>>3155887
I'm a time spirit, little girl. I can take care of all your little problems, you can trust me... As long as you're someone who doesn't end up deserving punishment, our little contract will stay between us till the end of eternity.
>>3155923
That's a good point, actu-
W-Wait a minute!
>>3155897
I think... as long as you do what's right, and try your best, you will be a good guy.
That's what I think.
>>3155884
But it does give you more general experience. You'll be a little more prepared than you were last time.
>>3155908
>gotcha, thanks.
>yeh, I like utsutsu and I wouldn't want to take wada from her. I'll ask if I see her.
>>3155930
>that's what I'm planning.
>>3155884
It could be... I wouldn't be suprised
>>3155917
She's a maid with short blue hair and hardly any emotion. She's the only one that actually saw any good in me.
>>3155920
About time! I want to learn how to get as ripped as you!
>>3155928
Did I die again and I didn't notice? So close to win and my senses are already falling...
>>3155884
Some more then others.
>>3155896
Because it effects you, but if you don't want me to be nice then I guess I'll pour some sand into your tank.
>>3155949
What is it? You finally changed your mind?
>>3155887
If it weren't up to this game, I'd be unshakably loyal, like I always have been. I'm the crazy woman that's trying to return to service to someone who doesn't even remember me and dislikes me, after all.
>>3155952
Or at least unsurprised when you're mauled.
>>3155953
Of course it's magic, how else could I fly?
>She holds her hand out, and the scythe flies immediately back to her
>>3155964
Is that supposed to be an insult?
>>3155960
One hundred pushups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats.
Run 10km daily. 3 meals a day, just a banana in the morning is fine.
>>3155934
W-Wait, Sarah-tan, it seriously hurts! You always either shoot me in the guy or the knees, and it gets unbearable!
>>3155952
Or...o-or what if I'm actually the main antagonist instead!? I-I'm not ready for a life of crime yet!
>>3155964
Hey, I'm not you. And what is with you and the sand?
>>3155968
I can't tell you you'll think I'm weird!
>>3155970
>Satou fires at the door, making the screetching stop
Whatever was behind the door it better be dead with that. Now let's continue.
>>3155973
Huh? No not really, I meant like.... Nah never mind.
>>3155984
I like the beach.
>>3155975
On second thought, I may just watch you the first couple of times. You know, just to see how the pros do it.
>>3155979
Uh...you okay, Genius-tan?
>>3155973
It could be you getting into my head
>>3155983
Stop acting like a child and I won't shoot you. It's that simple, so just do it. I don't have any other way to defuse this situation.
>>3155990
Too late for that.
>>3155970
skipping peace n shit
>>3155940
Hmph. I barely know you and you already asked to harass me and threatened to manipulate time at your will. I can see you're a dangerous person- no way will I be in any sort of contract with you.
>>3155973
That's true, I can see you're very loyal to your mistress. But in the games, it's a free for all, so we can only look out for ourselves. I have to change my strategies to adapt to the rules ofcourse.
>>3155999
Everything will be fine, Subaru.
>>3155983
Well, you don't want to be, do you?
>>3155973
Now that's a little pessimistic.
>>3155998
That doesn't mean you bring a bit of the beach wherever you go!
>>3156005
I have the perfect sauce for this meal, let me just find it and you will be delighted! God bless mini fridges.
>>3155999
That's called being lazy.
I won't let a bag of bricks tag along on my workout.
>>3156005
You guys see the new top gear episode?
it sucks.
>>3156002
...What?
>>3155998
Right, then....
>>3156009
I would never do that to her of my own will, not even in the arena.
>>3156023
Well, I am the one who started calling myself "punching bag".
>>3156043
I thought my opinon on you was clear.
>>3156005
>Cameos as Hotel Cook
>>3156004
How about by giving me a stern talking to instead?
>>3156015
I-I don't think I should be talking to you while you hold that stun gun...
>>3156023
I-I don't know. I'm not sure how these MC roles work...
>>3156060
Well I think you're weird!
>>3156061
It was a nice meal, young man. How much do we have to pay for it?
>>3156052
Ah, my apologies...
>>3156056
Well, there's no way to prove it seeing she's not here, is there? Working alone in this situation is just best for me, you may have your own opinions.
>>3156052
place yer bets
>>3156076
I think you should keep talking to me.
>>3156030
I mean... Sand is hard to get out of places.
>>3156056
But hey, you know magic right?
>>3156056
But all that's going to do is make you feel worse, ma'am. Try not to beat yourself up so much, you're probably not as bad as you think you are!
>>3156076
I just mean, do you feel like doing bad things to others? Or causing bad things to happen? If you don't, then there's no need to worry.
>>3156045
Oh, what if you carry me on your back when you run?
>>3156112
Probably the bug critter.
>>3156120
I will, but you shouldn't hurt people for no reason. It's not nice, and they might hate you afterwards.
>>3156056
Nothing, just something I have to put up with
>>3156076
What?
>>3156085
Okay. And?
>>3156097
I'll have to ask along with how much I'm getting for my guest appearance! Don't worry! I'll charm the owner in to giving us a little extra
>>3156112
>Satou was too tired, passing out after playing videogames all night with the kid, not even realising he died that same night...and came back to life soon after.
>>3156134
I don't think I'd be able to run the entire time.
Either tag alongside me and keep up or don't show up.
>>3156134
That's not an option.
>>3156099
The only time we were in a game with each other, I let myself die early on so that she could go all the way. The only other times, she was late, so I asked to be swapped out.
>>3156122
It's not that I..."know" magic. It's just...a part of me?
>>3156131
Perhaps, but it can be terribly hard to let go of all that negativity.
>>3156143
You'll find that things are quite strange here, sir.
>She drops to the ground
And things like magic are one of the many things present here.
>>3156131
I did for a little while, but that was because of the witch cult. They're brutal people.
>>3156144
H-How about a kiss instead?
>>3156144
Well, anyways, you should take interest in one of my other qualities.
>>3156122
So? I don't see you threatening anyone else like this.
>>3156112
shitty way to go. its called a flashlight people
>>3156076
>Stands next to him.
If she tries to tase you just use me as a shield!
>>3156174
Aww... That's unfair, the rest of us have to learn..
>>3156174
Depending on what you mean, magic won't be much different to me.
