Zootopia Thread - Happysex Edition
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>>3140670
niggers
>>3140683
>porn pic as OP
Can't hide the post to browse thread in the train, thanks a lot you faggot.
>>3140670
Gay guys like Gideon and Travis have the happiest sex.
>>3140706
>Right click
>APB: Block Image
>>3140706
>even caring about powerlessness around strangers
I'm sitting next to my coworker as I type this. Gotta risk it for the biscuit.
>>3140706
>not having furry porn as lock screen
What does the base of Red's tail smell like?
I still can't believe bunanon died.
>>3140739
Bonnie likes to watch.
>>3140757
fox farts and lube
happy sex you say?
>>3140757
I wonder what Yoshi's Eggs smell like I want to smell them you know as a joke haha
>>3140773
>What if Red's actually bi and his "architecture" job is really something more risque.
When Bunanon gets resurrected we should ask her if Red ever comes home walking a little bit funny.
Someone post that judy femdom from the end of the last thread. By the time I got to it, all I had was the thumbnail.
>>3140782
>Human dick
Disgusting. Fox cock or GTFO.
>>3140796
>liking animal dick
Whoa there Mr Hands
>>3140782
>Human dick
>>3140782
Pawsies are the cutest kind of lewd
>>3140796
>>3140802
Before any more autists sperg out, I'm pretty sure a human dick was drawn as a direct reference to Weaver's use of a human cock in the comic.
>>3140801
Straight(as 4channers go) guy here, the aesthetics of animal Dickson is generally more pleasing imo.
Oowa
reminder of weaver's almost latest triumph
>>3140850
>>3140811
Empirically incorrect.
>>3140830
It's true, Late Stake Nick has a breadstick dick.
>>3140760
>>3140838
>>3140850
>>3140855
I'd fuck Weaselton.
What do weasel dicks look like?
>>3140889
Well, who wouldn't?
>>3140893
I wouldn't.
>>3140889
Weird.
Fox cub gets her head stuck in a peanut butter jar. D'awww, I'm glad they were able to save her :)
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-36339534
>>3140909
How weird? Post pictures. Some furry somewhere must have drawn it.
>>3140904
You have bad taste.
>>3140953
>You have bad taste.
I have great taste.
![8b212142f92dc851ed8d0a418cd5936a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/po1R9FP.png "8b212142f92dc851ed8d0a418cd5936a[1].png")
>>3140953
Here, enjoy.
>>3140782
Human dick is fine.
>>3140966
>you will never have Nick licking your chest fur with his rough predator tongue
why even live
>>3141081
More like spunky judy
Because she's always covered in cum
Whore.
>>3141017
That's muscle fetish + human dick.
Weasels should have a j shaped dick.
>>3140953
>>3141084
Or the opposite.
>>3140854
das lewd
>>3141018
Artificially inducing comf, are we? Okay I'll bite.
>>3140811
Well yea you'd take a human dick. Taking a fox dick is illegal in most states.
>>3141043
if only kevin would abandon his shitty pony waifu for Judy permanently, we would be better off.
>>3141089
The fuck did you say about my waifu?
>>3140838
>>3140850
>>3140855
>>3140854
I'm not gonna lie...I want weaver to do a comic based on the kind of casual lewds a gloryhole like this would be used for. Idle jerk-offs while reading, mounting him while checking her phone, i dunno. Weaver would think of something better.
>>3141128
Yeah, pretty much. I like dumping my cute/funny stuff every now and then.
>>3140854
Is it just me or is Judy's face in the fourth panel a reference to this image?
>>3141141
>>3141162
You know people squint when studying things sometimes, right? That's not like, a meme, or a reference, or something a comic invented.
>>3140710
Homo sex is happy sex. That's why it's called gay.
Happysex? don't mind if I do
>>3141139
I said she's a whore, but it looks like she's stupid too, having holes that big in her sunhat. Enjoy that UV, dumbass.
>>3141178
>>3141190
>>3141174
I know, but the way her mouth is open and the angle reminded me immediately of that comic.
>>3141178
Judy clearly knows what she wants.
>>3141183
She needs that vitamin D.
And not that kind! I know what you're thinking!
>>3141199
Do you think that tiger kid ever fucked Judy
>>3141175
I love this image
For new thread
Comfy, happy friends
>>3141165
>When you feel he's about to knot you
I wouldn't fuck weaselton, but I'd fuck a lady weasel for sure. They seem quite limber.
>>3141233
Cute!
>>3140670
graphic rabbit attack
>>3141233
I'm loving this resurgence of Bucky and Pronk.
>>3141233
He has his priorities in order.
>>3141265
Aren't you not supposed to bathe rabbits?
>>3141199
source?
>It's 2020
>Byron and Rich declares zootopia's sequel on twitter
>The old fanbase is euphorically excited
>But Byron and Rich also telling the fans that the old animators,designers,story writers were all replaced
>It's ok,maybe itt will be as good as the first movie, if not better
>The first trailer just got released
>Oh god.It's full of cliché and absurd,unfunny actions and jokes (almost disney channel's tier).
>Everyone be like: It's ok,it's just 2 minutes of the film
>Months pass
>It's 2021
>The old fanbase go to their local theater along with new people in result of a successful advertising
>Movie starts
>Zootopia: Electric Boogaloo
>It's like if minions and mulan 2 had a child
>1h 19m later the movie ends
>You stand up from your sit with emotionless eyes
>That's definitely not the movie you were expecting
>You go home with angered and sad emotions
Oh god,please i don't want to be right.
>>3141265
>splash the bunny
>it machinegun splashes back
>>3141233
Im so happy weaver is drawing more PB&J.
Was worried he was going to be disheartened based on feedback, but I love those two goofs.
>>3141228
Of course he did. The question is whether she let him cum outside ever or if she always insisted on getting creamed.
>>3141228
>Hey Judy! Still trying to be a cop?
>Yep how about you? Do you still want to be an actuary?
>Yeah I'm studying super hard. Its great that we haven't given up on our dreams.
>Yeah! Let's keep trying our hardest!
>.....Wanna have sex?
>>3141305
I like Weaver's Pronk and Bucky but the ones in the film really annoyed me, they seemed like stereotype gay guys which is just weird considering Byron. Unless he's a stereotypical gay guy.
>>3141337
>Hard work, sticktoitiveness and determination turn Judy on to a ridiculous degree
>Explains why Nick became valedictorian
>>3141346
Oh yeah, there's also that jap artist who used to hide his/her/xir stuff
>>3141338
Well, maybe their characters had more characterization in the full movie, but they got edited down to gag characters.
Same thing happened to Finnick, so it could have happened to them.
>>3141277
Brace yourself, Judy. I'm pudding it in now.
>>3141289
You're going to be right.
>>3141259
They do indeed. Fun fact, when the go into heat they'll die if they don't orgasm. Female mustelids have been observed using pebbles to masturbate.
>>3141383
Are these cropped bits all that exist?
>>3141384
Blegh, I just woke up. Not 'full movie', 'previous iterations of the movie'.
>>3141346
>>3141409
Unles he has kept full pics private all this time, yes.
Has the finished product of Griffith Nick been posted yet?
>>3141346
>>3141365
>Nick became valedictorian
I thought it wasn't possible to tell who was the valedictorian of his class.
>>3141283
opashoo on tumblr is his SFW blog.
http://naked-sharks.tumblr.com/ is NSFW
>>3141281
no you are not
>>3141289
>>It's like if minions and mulan 2 had a child
dear lord, anon
>>3141452
>>3141451
Griffith is best cuck
>>3141452
Why?
>>3141452
.
>>3141462
thanks
>fic where on Nick's first day they go to stop a drug deal
>judy's apartment is rabbits only
>im confused why
>at the beginning of chapter 5 the author said he just saw the movie
Why
Why write fanfiction about something YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN YET?
I dont get it
>>3141475
kek
>>3141361
If you knew anything, you'd know weaver wants to fuck the little sheepie.
I just realized.
The tiger WAS Judy's co-star in that play
That essentially means they DO fuck at one point.
>>3141514
I mean, that was what happened with the majority of Sad Judy
>>3141532
What?
>>3141532
That's a cheetah
>>3141532
Uh what? How do you figure that?
And hes a jaguar.
>>3141523
Do not fuck evil sheeples.
(Unless it's sharla)
(That black sheep the asian rabbit was getting down with in his Sunny Day On The Farm comic)
actually now that i bring her up let me shill this comic i found. No idea who the author is, but I found it acceptable http://archiveofourown.org/works/6923053/chapters/15793768
>>3141532
>Implying he doesn't have a sweet tender romance with Sharla.
Wheres that Anon who asked what everyone was up to or what they were listening to and usually commented on each reply?
I like that Anon.
>>3141361
>Weaver is projecting his fursona so hard.
Nah, my take on Bucky and Pronk well predates Weavalope. It's the other way around -- part of why I didn't reroll on antelope is I was already in the middle of TNT and liked how antelope designs worked
Besides, I'm more of a Bellwether guy anyway
>>3141541
I thought he was a jaguar
>>3141403
My God anon, I didn't ask for all this.
It's just too much.
>>3141550
>Implying Sharla wouldn't be a fixture on Gideon's dick. Get cucked Travis.
>>3141566
He is. Thats even his name, pronounced Hog-u-are
I want a short comic of:
Dawn and Shep for some miraculous 0,1% DNA bullshit reason got pregnant
>Shep steps in the hospital room were Dawm lays in bed with a white little lamb in her arms
>Shep crawls to her side and lays there with her
>July, the little lamb squrims a bit and looks irritated
>"I guess she just got a bit hungry" dawm opens her blouse and lets her drink
>July interestingly looks up to both her parents with her cobalt blue eyes, while sucking needy
>"She has exactly your eyes Shep"
>>3141544
>>3141541
Fuck you the costume fooled me. It's really convincing.
Also I don't make the rules. If you co-star with anyone, you're going to fuck them someday. That's just how it works.
>>3141477
Its possible. He even waves to them right before changing. So maybe he's just up there to impress them
>>3141578
But he's not a hog
>>3141566
Oh yeah, i think he even says "i dont have to be a lonely jaguar" during the play.
>>3141601
Lonely hunter
>>3141522
>Tfw
>>3141532
That picture is so funny, God dammit I choked on my sandwich
>>3141601
he said "a lonely hunter"
>>3141549
>>3141550
Sharlamind
Fuck, Sharla is pretty great though.
>>3141532
For some reason I find it funny that every single person is reacting to her graphic display.
Everyone except that sheep in the back.
>>3141601
"I don't have to be a lonely hunter anymore. Now I can hut for TAX EXEMPTIONS"
>>3141589
Why July?
Not actually sex, but you look at this and tell me this isn't the perfect example of implied lewd, even without knowing moon.
captcha GAVARN jerqass
>>3141625
Obviously he grew up to be Nick's natural enemy
>>3141638
You're right, I don't know moon and I get a pretty clear indication of what's going on.
>>3141608
>Judy uses lewdy to get the pen back
>>3141532
THAT FUCKING PIG LADY FROM THE DMV IS THERE
TIME TRAVELING PIG COUPLE CONFIRMED
>>3141594
I need a gif of him doing the little wave, it's too cute
>>3141638
>implied
>not actually sex
What? You can see his dick right there!
>>3141514
>Someone tries to molest Judy
Well this took a turn for wtf
>>3141676
link?
>>3141672
>ohno.jpg
>>3141452
>no fanfics where nick is practically raping judy
This is upsetting.
Beaver here. I was right, I can't skate worth a damn. I guess the good thing about being a small mammal is that you don't have so far to fall, so I'm alright, nothing broken except for my ego.
It's always so embarrassing when strangers laugh at you, y'know? But I'd probably do the same if I was on the other side, so it's whatever.
Anyways, I'm eating a quick lunch at this little cafe run by a polar bear. Er, well, I guess that doesn't really narrow things down, does it? It's near the Snowball Drive train station. Got the best hot cocoa I've ever had.
I might, uh...
I might check out those massage parlors I was told about, all those skating wipe outs got me feeling a bit sore.
>>3141703
nick doesn't have it in him to rape anyone.
>>3141703
in the Goodnight kiss fanfic he rapes her
>>3141703
Judy is for consensual lovemaking.
>>3141703
There is one where nick does drugs and rapes her
>>3141452
kek
>>3141703
More like:
>No fanfictions of Gazelle's Tiger dancers gang banging her.
>>3141703
There is one where he actually rapes her. Hes under the effect of a drug he was forced to take tho
>>3141717
>>3141725
link pls?
>>3141736
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11846858/1/Goodnight-Kiss
>>3141705
Just give up.
Beavers can't skate lol they will just fall and break their huge buckteeth.
![00801.mpls_snapshot_00.55.40_[2016.05.25_01.32.47].png](https://i.imgur.com/xYLVfuI.jpg "00801.mpls_snapshot_00.55.40_[2016.05.25_01.32.47].png")
>>3141715
>>3141758
>Hot rabbit bondage.mov
>>3141165
I want to just shove Weaselton against a wall and pound his ass.
>>3141736
SPOILERS
btw its not "rape" rape, Nick sacrifice himself to take a drug that has a possibility of 20% killing him, they both get locked up in a room and then he goes on a sex frenzy. Judy is K with it at the end
>>3141672
Gideon would never cheat on Travis and Travis would never cheat on Gideon.
They do invite other men to share with each other from time to time.
>>3141663
Oh you wanted a gif.
Uh
WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PLEB LOL
>GIFS
ITS TIME FOR YOUR MEDS GRANDPA THE STONE AGE CALLED THEY WANT THEIR FILE FORMAT BACK
>>3141785
Well shes hardly ok with it, she just realizes its not his fault.
And hes horrified when he learns what happened
>>3141780
I want Weaselton to jackhammer my prostate with his curved weasel cock.
>>3141798
ofc shes fucked up right after, but they fuck again and again in the later chapters so i guess she cant be deeply traumatized
>>3141787
>Gideon is a powerbottom
NOBBY KNOWS WHAT I LIKE
>>3141812
So you can never have sex again after getting raped? Interesting to know
>>3141792
gif/webm whatev man, thanks a bunch
also safari can't display webms for whatever reason
>>3141828
Well, most people probably wouldn't be able to willingly fuck someone who had previously raped them.
>>3141815
Hey, some people just like sucking dick. I know what Gideon's feelin'.
>>3141828
What? no, shortly after he rapes her in a sex frenzy, they like cuddle for a bit in her bed, and a few days after that she sleeps him him
Shes not got raped bye a different person
>>3141842
>There are people out there that don't develop stockholm syndrome after being raped.
>>3141705
Careful now, you mind wind up getting a more thorough massage than you expected if you go to the wrong place.
Or so I hear.
>>3141867
After one go? I thought Stockholm Syndrome was about developing an attraction to your captor/abuser because they're the only person you have contact with for an extended period of time.
should I buy a dragon dildo
>>3141886
No you should buy a horse dildo.
Extra large, flared.
It doubles as a home defense weapon.
>>3141846
Same here. I don't get people who don't like sucking cock. Feels good having a delicious throbbing cock in your mouth and I love making guys cum.
Vaginas on the other hand are gross.
>>3141912
But it's all just bros being bros, right anon?
>>3141792
>ITS TIME FOR YOUR MEDS GRANDPA THE STONE AGE CALLED THEY WANT THEIR FILE FORMAT BACK
'ey, FUCK YOU! Back in my day, this woulda been ASCII art printed out on a teletype machine and hidden from the system administrator on fear of losing your timeshare on the PDP-11 -- and we LIKED it that way!
When does goddamn Denny's open again?
>>3141886
Only when it's on sale or a low price on the adoptions page. The prices shown don't acocunt for the $10+ shipping price.
>>3141928
Brojobs are fun. Nothing gay about friends helping each other out.
>>3141971
A true friend is one who'll go get a blowjob himself and bring you one back.
>>3141885
If someone claims your asshole you have two choices.
Kill the fuck out of them.
Or
Let them fuck you more.
If you have no desire to kill them you've contracted Stockholm Syndrome
>>3141928
Nah, its pretty gay
And thats alright
>>3142020
Where are his legs?
Also his hands are huge
>>3142067
He's a big fox
>>3141995
A better friend is one who will ask you if you want a brojobs on his own and does it because making his bro feel good makes him feel good and then gets married to his bro and the bros live a long happy life being bros together.
Just bros being bros.
>>3142082
For her.
>>3142091
>>3141732
>they start pushing two dicks in her ass
>oh oh oh oh oh... try everything
>now three dicks
>OH OH OH OH OH! TRY EVERYTHING!
wow we actually might make it
>>3142020
>using his balls like a pillow
Why is this so hot?
Apparently Zootopia is at $990 million world wide, and is among the only 3 movies that have stayed... uh, this: "The only movies to have 13 consecutive top 10 weekends in the past 10 years are Zootopia, Frozen and Avatar"
>>3142105
I blame the Clawhauserfags for this.
>>3141451
I'll finish this once I'm more settled back home
Pinky promise
>>3142131
I guess the idea of her resting against his swollen, furry sac turns you on, anon? It'd probably be pretty warm, considering how aroused he is, maybe twitching every time he rubs her ear over his knot.
>>3142112
>Implying they wouldn't tenderly take turns.
>>3142176
Merge the back of the hat and her head a little more and it's looking great.
>>3142128
Not with dvd release this week.
>>3142128
That's pretty impressive because we were at 884 last night when I checked. I believe we still have one more US weekend and however long it's going to run in Japan. Disney might just keep it in theaters to see if they can cross a billion.
Go, little Zootopia, go!
(Memorial day Judy!)
>>3142128
>>3142138
>>3140966
Tail version.
>>3142138
TEN MORE MILLION
WE CAN DO THIS
>>3142180
Not that anon, but as a gay dude I love other guys balls. Playing with them, holding them, sucking them. Balls are awesome.
>>3142136
some places are just really nice massage parlours
others are a bit more hands on
>>3142237
Also not that anon but as a bi dude I feel exactly the same way.
>>3141281
You can. You just need to have it at the right temperature and dry them off immediately. Also has to be really shallow.
reposting the pictures an anon commissioned and graciously shared with us last night before the thread got taken over by autists and went to shit
artist is carrot
if youre reading this, thanks again anon
>>3142296
2/6
Anyone else have the entire Nick monologue memorized?
>>3142312
3/6
>>3142328
4/6
>>3142345
5/6
