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RWBY/RT Trash General #99: According to plan Edition:
Previous Thread: >>3111959
Archive: https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/rwby%2Frt/type/op/
Rules of RWBY/RT threads:
>1. Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies
RWBY Chibi - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-chibi-season-1-episode-3
RvB Season 14 - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-14-fifty-shades-of-red
sexualize reese
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Ciel, May, Reese.
reese reese reese reese
>>3124733
Fuck May
Marry Reese
Kill Ciel
>>3124733
Fuck May
Marry Ciel
Kill Reese
>Cinder Thread
Awwww yeah, time for keikaku
>>3124733
Fuck Ciel
Marry Reese
Kill the dyke
Yeah, not sure how I felt about last episode. Was probably my least favorite of the chibi episodes so far. Only gag that made me even chuckle was the Box one.
Stop jerking off to your waifu anons
>>3124733
Fuck Ciel
Marry May
Kill Reese
If you disagree your taste is shit.
>>3124847
>implying I ever started
>>3124669
I wish I could think of something good to request.
>>3124847
That's a tall order...
>>3124871
Your waifu is shit, the meme dream is shit, her design is stupid.
>>3124847
I don't masturbate to Weiss. Our love is pure.
>>3124909
This is merely the naive, uninformed impression of Neon.
Only after a bit of contemplation can you realise the genius of this character. We saw this right here in RWBYg, when the M E M E T E A M only emerged long after Neon's first appearence.
>>3124847
Don't tell me how to live my life
>>3124950
The purest form of love is debauchery, anon
>>3124733
>tfw want to marry May
>tfw I'm a man
>>3125035
Luckily for you, there's absolutely nothing in-show suggesting she's anything but average, and straight is the average.
>>3125055
May was significantly below average.
>>3125073
She tried her best.
>>3124669
>>3124871
I know put a bunch of different Neon's skating around in forever fall, it doesn't have to be this exact pic in fact do it however you wish.
That is my request.
>>3124950
>>3124847
>>3125442
Post the Yang and Blake one, please? Or a source?
>>3125442
>fapping to Ruby or Weiss
>not fapping to Ruby AND Weiss
>>3125442
Well I certainly wouldn't be retarded enough to tell my waifu that I fapped to her.
sometimes when i go to bed i wake up on the other side and i got no idea how i got there.
>>3125517
you're a fidgety sleeper Yang.
>>3125496
>>3125505
Good man.
Anybody got a link for a new Theater Mode?
>>3125682
>>3125442
>Fapping more to Blake than Weiss or Rube
Wow what a colossal faggot.
>>3125442
ruby would probably cry
>>3125725
It's the cat ears.
what if ruby's teacher told you she was having trouble getting along with the other students
>>3126128
Why does she need friends when she has Yang?
>>3126154
Thank you very much.
Time to get a daily dose of Haywo-
>it's Jack, Michael and Jeremy
Welp.
>>3126128
Nod my head understandingly, and explain that Ruby has autism.
>>3126173
And CR...
>>3126221
>>3126173
And Penny!
>>3126221
>Yang adds a vibrating function to Crescent Rose in order to help her lil' sister
>Ruby puts a toothbrush on and thanks Yang for a rad electric toothbrush
Why is neo so adorable? Why is the thought of her suffocating me under her ass so appealing?
>>3125505
>Weiss just taking what she wants
>>3125505
I don't like this ship at all but hOLY FUCK WEISS IN FORMAL CLOTHING
WEISS IN A PINSTRIPE BUTTON-UP WITH A VEST OVER IT
WEISS IN FUCKING TROUSERS
GOOD SWEET MERCIFUL FUCKING LORDY
>>3126316
>not liking one of the best dynamics in the show regardless of if its platonic or not
Poor show anon.
>>3124805
Time for Planwoman
>>3126316
Never enough formal wear
>>3126413
If only she did more squats
>>3126413
If anyone has a higher resolution of this pic, please post
>>3127129
Holy shit, we really are dead
>>3126536
Shane probably has one or two or all of them....posted on his wall and ceiling above his bed.
I-it's high noon?
>>3126247
Don't question it. Don't think about it. Just do as your queen commands.
>>3127522
>Strider
Fuck you
Arkos is best and lewdest ship!
>>3127556
i need neo to sit on my face and make me pass out
i need neo to fuck my ass
>>3127631
It's not about what you need. It's about what she wants.
>>3126513
>Not wanting THICK thighs
>>3127674
but what she wants is what i need anon
>>3127693
>when did she get the scar?
>>3127693
>>3127674
But I want
>NICE ass
>You will never give Neo a piggyback ride
>She will never tightly wrap her arms around your neck but not enough to choke you
>She will never rest her face next to yours as you carry her her around
>Her soft breaths will never tickle your ear
>>3127750
>>3127701
No, what she wants is for you to be teased and denied. If she sat on your face or fucked your ass or existed, you would get far too much pleasure.
>>3127777
>>3127777
nice quads
more suffering for yang
>>3127805
>>3127800
Suffering can turn to motivation.
>>3127800
wow i don't know why but seeing this one made me legitimately sad
>>3127556
>>3127631
>>3127701
We need more Queen Neo femdom art I'd love to see her facesitting someone.
>>3127777
Quads demand more yang suffering
>>3127823
>Reach for the sky kiddo
All these sad Yangs, she needs someone to cheer her up!
Someone who can have empathy for her and know her pain!
Someone who can advise her on how to deal with being an amputee!
Someone who won't just bend over backwards for her and let her stay a sad sack in bed, but give her just enough tough love to get her off her ass again!
Someone who could benefit character development from their interactions as well, maybe even coming to show remorse for their own after realising the similarities between themself and their father!
If only there was a handsome man in need of moral correction and character development who could fit this criteria.
If only.
IF ONLY.
>>3127828
I'm still.waiting on neo using yang as a toilet art...
>>3127870
Edit at will
>>3127917
I feel bad that Yang is like 6th on my RWBY bang list.
>>3127930
>Swift and painless
>>3127887
One day the 4th will be posted without the watermark....one day
>>3127939
Now you need to tell us who 1-5 are.
Also more suffering Yang, (and Blake)
I just to hold Yang and cheer her up
>>3127945
Yeah, but each page is pretty expensive.
I heard people wanted suffering Yang
>>3127945
Idk about swift and painless to me it looks.like neo slowly put pressure on yangs neck until she died
>>3127957
>Weiss
>Winter
>Cinder
>Rube
>Nora
>Yang
That's not necessarily my waifu/best girl rankings (apart from Weiss), but just pure lust.
>>3127973
It's relative. She could have fucked her ass with a giant strap-on until she bled to death.
>>3127957
>>3127984
you're missing someone anon
Is neo shrinking down and swallowing yang whole alive considered yang suffering? Do you think her aura would protect her all the way through?
>>3127997
Wrong picture but it works I guess
>>3128016
Soz Penny, you're second to last on the bang list due to being a robutt. You're not second worst girl, I just don't wanna lewd you.
>>3128019
She'd probably make it out okay.
>>3128065
Monty disagrees
>>3128065
Look into her eyes and say that again.
Her flames have died out. She's broken. A shadow of her former self. She will never be the same again. She's no longer a brawling, energetic girl who wants to have fun and adventure around the world, she's a depressed amputee who only wants to be left alone.
>>3128065
Yang deserves popsicles!
>>3128072
I think I'm out of Yang suffer.
>>3128110
>not posting them in order
>>3127800
Fuck Blake
>>3128057
Idk if she would be ok I imagine being swallowed alive then shitted out by a nemesis would cause some series mental issues.
>>3128100
Yang will come back!
>>3128139
I preferred Yang and Rube being next to one another.
>>3128158
Well, not dead, at least.
Yang is so lucky
>>3128158
Can't be any worse than what she's already been through
>>3128189
There has been so much more neo vore since this was made
>>3128167
Not until Volume 5.
The only fight she'll be involved in during Volume 4 is the fight against bedsores.
>>3128224
Any of it good?
>>3128176
Ideal order is Rube furthest away from Blake so she can't be ruined, and between her big sis and BFF.
>>3128224
This is probably more guro than vore
What if Cinder got a message on her scroll, and it was just this photo?
>>3128225
>Yang sitting on her ass for an entire Volume
I think I'd drop the show
>>3128192
No RT logo
>>3128243
Not really more like sketches then a decent image
>>3128262
>680x465
Let me help you with that. Now you can actually see that she's smiling shy.
>>3128259
>"Good thing I have Maiden Powers or I might give a shit"
Where's the m3u8 for the newest Chibi?
Also, does anyone have a DL link for the last one?
>>3128310
Sometime I'll have to teach you guys the "previous thread and ctrl+f" technique...
>>3128406
Not possible on tablets.
>>3128294
>>3128318
>Neo preparing Yang in order to eat her
>MFW
>>3128406
Everything 404's on trash though.
>>3128447
Desustorage.
>>3128447
>>3128406
>>3128310
It will always be archived though, good thing too that was a damn good thread.
>>3128310
>does anyone have a DL link for the last one?
ITT: PCless anons.
https://mega.nz/#F!PdFyyJbI!ydU-ZVpA0luE3Kk3yDB34Q
>>3127828
I would commission more Neo femdom art but I don't have any ideas. I was thinking of including Blake & Weiss somehow (or Neo dominating Cinder) but I'm not feeling it.
So maybe during/after Vol.4 a Neo interactions will spark an idea.
>>3128582
Schweet, thanks.
>>3128628
List your other fetishes and I'm sure the nice people here will give you ideas. I know I've got more than a few.
reese is a sin
>>3128790
Hmm it's not so much what I am Into . It's more what inspires me to get something made.
With that femdom image and the vore image both subjects talked about frequently and mostly positively in the old /co/ threads. I got one of each made and now the itch to have a Neo themed vore/femdom image is gone. I would not mind more but I'd need to be inspire something worth the commission.
I was going to commission Neo in a bodysuit but someone made a pretty good photoshop edit.
We Yangposting now?
>>3129293
not unless it's yang suffering
>>3129293
I wanna Cinder post. It is a Cinder thread after all
>>3129329
You stop that
>>3129293
I don't see why not.
>>3128912
reese is divine
Can we get the keikaku booty?
So did everyone get banned for the week 1 rwby chibi threads in co or something? I just stopped by expecting to see some and then looked in the archive when I saw none.
>>3129258
If I had money to throw at art I'd probably get a ballbusting Neo. Maybe even threats of castration from Neo because I'm a sick fuck. Why is there no good ballbusting Neo?
>>3129374
But yang suffering is natural
I want to kiss Yang and tell her i love her!
>>3129488
No, it's just that no one is making threads on /co/ anymore. We'd all rather play around in the /trash/ where we belong.
>>3129469
>>3129531
Don't bully the sun dragon
>>3129469
I need the one of her in her dress. Anyone have it?
>>3129491
I've seen a lot of femdom images but I can't say I have seen any good ballbusting art in general.
A lot of people used to talk about Neo crushing their balls and standing/stomping on their face, even one femanon got into it on /co/.
>>3126221
Rubes x CR is the best ship. Prove me wrong
>>3129601
yangs more of a toilet for everyone to shit on than a sun dragon.
>>3129708
You mean the regular dress or the one she was on the prom in?
>>3129708
Which one?
>>3129787
Oh its you
>>3129601
>sun dragon
>Yang
>Dragon.
>>3129787
Live and let live instead of being an asshole.
Requesting a simple color edit of the blonde lady to Neo's hair color. Any page from 13 onward would be great.
http://exhentai.org/g/915311/fc78af743c/
>>3129488
Nobody has any reason to go to /co/ and they're really not fond of RWBY there.
>>3130158
Oh. Sorry, don't have that one.
>>3129933
You know that's what her name is supposed to mean, right?
>>3129787
>That filename
MY DICK
>It's a /v/ episode
>>3130158
I know which one you're talking about but I don't have it. I'm sure I can dig it up though.
>>3130172
Eh. No worries.
>>3130192
It's alright, found it.
>>3130030
> they're really not fond of RWBY there.
They're not, but the tend to leave the RWBY threads alone. Although, towards the end, we actually got a few people saying they were new to the show.
>>3130215
>Cinder with white hair
Muh Dick
>>3130240
Great now I don't have to dive through the archive
What if Ruby went up to you asked if you liked liked her sister
>>3129787
Toilet yang art when?
>>3130292
I think that's because it's unfinished, Anon.
>>3130288
The Weissfags even got an anon from /a/ to watch the show
>>3130326
Its the thought that does it. White haired girls are my thing but I'm somehow not a Weissfag
>>3129972
Doing a color edit is a pretty cheap way to get femdom content. I tried doing something similar with this girl.
>>3130349
Really? Wonder why.
what if you saw that ruby followed shadman on twitter
>>3130441
I don't know either. Weiss is best RWBY but I'm just not a Weissfag
what if you were eating chips and dips while watching some TV then cinder comes in and incinerates the chips and dips, gives you a dirty look, scoffs and walks out
>>3130555
Fair enough. Nice trips, by the way.
>>3130588
what if you stopped shitposting idiot
>>3130658
write more toilet yang is great not just neo using her how cinder and weiss also could make it really dark and have ruby use her
>>3130658
You were on drugs and peer pressure
So, when do you think we'll start hearing news out of RTX?
>>3131091
No drugs just slight boner, peer pressure and a fire to write.
what's with this princess character neo keeps getting put with?
>>3131145
Boner is the biggest drug of all
>>3131132
During RTX
>>3131145
boner for yang being pissed on?
I just found out I might be clinically depressed, RWBYg
please post some comf, i need to feel a little better right now
>>3131261
Yep, this place has given me fetishes I never knew I had...
>>3131299
>>3131299
Arkos is comf right?
>>3131299
penny always makes me feel better when i have no friends and no job and no reason to live at all do you like penny
>>3131441
>He has a piss fetish
Next thing you know You'll be into Scat
>>3131299
Me too
>>3131590
Read shitty fluffy fanfiction about cute pairings.
>>3131694
I've read all there is about the pairings I care about, and there's nothing good enough to re-read [again]
having niche ships sucks, i wish I shipped something like whiterose or bumblebee, there's tonnes of of fanfics for those
There isn't even that much qrow/winter fics, or maybe i've just read them all, I dunno
>>3131441
>>3131501
nothing wrong with coprophagia as long as it's girl on girl/guy
if neo was gonna keep yang around as a submissive slave she's gotta feed her something
>>3131785
>Not feeding the fatty her cake
You're sick.
>>3131688
thats a really cute Neo i haven't seen before, thank you anon
i hope you're okay too
>>3131810
she can eat the cake after neo is done enjoying it
>>3131299
Depression is a made up illness. If you can't face your apathy head-on and defeat it, then your life isn't one worth living.
>>3131810
Thanks for the idea Anon
Hopefully I'll be able to "milk" something out of it
>>3131688
>She doesn't know Roman's dead yet
>>3131785
Thats sick
>>3131869
This too
SO ISN'T PENNY PRETTY CUTE
>>3131841
Stop coming up with good alternatives
>>3131878
the alternative is neo strapping on a mouth gag to keep yangs mouth open and feeding her from the source
yangs gotta eat anon neo's not gonna let her starve at least baked in a cake would mask some of it
>>3131881
>Pretty cute
No, she's cute pretty.
YEAH I SURE DO LIKE PENNY
>>3131785
>>3131810
>>3131841
>>3131869
>>3131927
Why boner why....guess I'll sad panda coprophagia tonight
DON'T YOU ALSO LIKE PENNY
>>3131989
I fucking said it
>>3132019
I like pocket penny
So I just finished Season 13.
Man, Church's death was contrived.
>>3131989
I would tell you to kill yourself because that's gross, but I want Neo to threaten me with castration, so...
>>3132111
not like I want neo to shit in my mouth I want to see neo piss and shit in someone else's mouth it be pretty hot if it was a crying ruby seeing ruby crying in that boot licking image by hiwonafu really made it easy to get off
>>3132243
>not like I want neo to shit in my mouth
Well I don't want Neo to eat my balls either, but I like to imagine it.
>>3132271
do you think neo will have a bigger role in the next volume or is she gone forever
>>3131299
I can do that.
>>3132340
>Implying Ruby will notice
>>3132340
Is Neo related to Pepe(Praise Kek) by any chance?
>>3132479
She IS Pepe!
Jfc, you people are absolutely disgusting. No wonder you were kicked off /co/.
>>3132340
I miss the nourish neo vore guy his fetish was less gross
>>3132526
Report spam instead of live and let live did it. 4 line greentexts about vol 4 speculation were too triggering for the babies.
>>3132506
>Smug
>Has the tendency to kill and maim
>Likes to shit and piss in/on everything/everyone
>strange and often violent sexual habits
Your right
>>3132506
I want more of this
>>3132571
>4 line greentexts about vol 4 speculation were too triggering for the babies.
The people who keep bringing this up are worse than the people who were reporting it.
i fucking hate you people
>>3132526
What's wrong with Neo gently castrating me with her mouth?
How's GE doing
>>3132527
what if neo shrunk and swallows yang alive then shits yang into rubys mouth
>>3132637
Something something triggered
This was posted last thread let's do something with it
>>3133049
>let's do something with it
Does fapping count?
>>3133081
Feel free, I was just about it
Fucking hell
Jesus fucking Christ. And you guys say Arkosfags came up with some fucked up fantasies.
>>3133212
was fun while it lasted trying to push toilet yang cause she is shit who should eat shit but it went to far with other people posting ruby eating shit
>>3132735
Don't say things like that around Ruby.
>>3133199
This one might work better
FAUNUS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GRIMM. IT IS THE FAULT OF THE MONARCHY. WE NEED TO LAUNCH A GREAT WAR AGAINST THE GRIMM AND THE FAUNUS. BEACON WAS AN INSIDE JOB, WHITE FANG DID IT.
Stay Woke
>>3133976
BREAKING
>>3133976
We can't trust any faunus they must be deported or sent to a Concentration Camps immediately.
>>3132098
He'll be back.
I want to funnel multiple men's cum into Yang's throat. Just force her to deepthroat a funnel, and pour Neo's bukakke down her throat.
>>3134190
Hol' up. You want a bunch of dudes to cum on Neo, then you want to scrape all the semen into a funnel, and force Yang to drink it? Seems convoluted, why not just have the dudes throat fuck Yang in succession?
>>3134268
No, Yang is just a filthy cum dump. She is not to be used for pleasure. Plus Neo wanted a bukakke.
>>3132098
Everything about Church is contrived
>>3134342
It seems difficult to do is all I'm saying. You don't have to let Yang get off, but moving cum from one body to another is difficult. It's a sticky liquid.
What if Neo gets gangbanged, but all the guys pull out into a bucket, then you force Yang into the funnel and make her drink all of their hot, sticky cum?
I'm just thinking practically anon, there's no need for hostility.
>>3134444
Hmm, I see what you're saying. The problem is, Neo wants it in/on her. I suppose we could force Yang to lick it off of her.
>>3134525
No force needed yang would lick the dirt off the bottom of Neos boots if she told her to everyone knows yang is a masochist who can't stop fingering herself to neo dominating her on that train she only wish her bitch bother didn't intervene before neo shoved her umbrella up yangs ass
>>3134525
Not humiliating or painful enough for Yang.
Okay, Neo gets a facial at first, but once ask the guys are ready for round two, Yang gets tied up and funneled.
Or option B is that they cum on Neo, but piss on Yang.
I'm glad we are able to discuss this like civilized folk anon. It's much more quiet and serene at night.
You guys are fucking werido
>>3134665
Dude, it's Yang who wants to choke on half a liter of cum while someone canes her tits, not me.
>>3134665
at least were not mascotfags
which rwby would want to be friends with you
Posting best Ruby
Looks like Neath is voicing more Ren lines.
https://twitter.com/neath_oum/status/736786437119442948
>>3135097
No shit
>>3135097
There would be a problem if he wasn't
Trump supporters asleep
Post Bernies
>>3135089
Ruby, because I'm good with weapons and would put up with her childish nature.
That's good for me, considering I want to get into pic related's panties.
>>3135222
Bernie 2016!
God fucking damn it.
>>3135089
None of them.
I'm an unpleasant person nobody likes to be around.
None of the RWBY girls would want to be around me for any length of time.
>>3135179
>>3135222
>>3135249
You couldn't leave it be. I have /pol/ open right now in another tab. I was content. Then you poked me with a stick.
You idiots. Dumping now.
>>3135249
Go Bernie! Defeat the coward Trump
>>3135357
Your powers are no make for Bernies Dank Meme Stash
>>3135089
none of them
but i have a rejection fetish, for lack of a better word.
that being said, anyone have any fics or green like that, im bored
>>3135357
Greeting fellow honorable battle brother of the Adeptus Atrumpes
The fuck you faggots up too
I leave for three days and Reddit is already shitting up the general
>>3135397
'Sup bro. Commies, amirite?
>>3135420
Neo
>>3135462
That you Hatanon?
>>3135577
Checked myself.
I cannot wait to get you /pol/ shills exiled upon the return to /co/.
>>3135609
You know it fsggot
>>3135631
Alright, I've had my fill. Bernouts are never welcome on my RWBYg. Remember that, and remember to enjoy, reply to, and encourage your friendly neighborhood MAGA posters.
MAGA!
Yes, yes, post your edits here while you can, but once we get back to /co/ the Janitors will be after you so you'll have to keep that stuff here instead
Just some friendly advice
>>3135637
Sometimes I feel like /trash/ is just an excuse for the mods to be lazy rather than actually enforce the rules.
>>3135388
You want fics about. . . Rejection? Or just fics in general?
>>3135732
Of course it is. But some things are too autistic to realistically regulate, so you kick them somewhere with no laws so they can rip themselves apart.
>>3135717
*teleports behind you*
''pshh....... nothin personal kid"
>>3127777
Yang confirmed to end up a quadriplegic by the end of the series.
Blake is going to feel so guilty (Because it's her fault) that she dedicates her life to wiping Yang's ass for her and feeding her like a baby.
Eventually gets tired of it after three years and suffocates Yang in her sleep.
Blake a shit.
>>3135717
V4 is months away anon
>>3135637
As much you like it or not, Trumpposting/ Hat editing has become a crucial unique aspect of RWBYg and will stay here forever
I have never seen a high Res, decent quality original version of that image before
>>3135590
Shut up and die.
>>3136076
Do we even know when it might air? When did V3 start airing?
>>3135792
i think he wants rejection fics.
>>3135590
What made that person draw this anyway?
>>3136105
>>3135637
Anons got a point even I've maga'd sort of once.
For anyone who want to use MAGA Rube's Heas in editing photos
>>3135637
>shills
It's one or two guys samefagging for attention.
MAGA! Reaction for use against buttmad people
MAGA! Reaction
For use against buttmad people
>>3136209
>Two guys samefagging
I know for a fact that there are at a minimum of four of us
>>3136209
I count 4 of us right now. It's Berniggers that samefag.
>>3136155
That might be a little difficult. Especially since he wanted greentext. Curse him.
>>3136287
nah man ill be fine with fics.
greentext usually don't do that kind of stuff anyways.
>>3136274
>>3136285
>Same number of Trumpets as a RWBY team.
Top kek lads!
>>3136274
>>3136285
Make that FIVE.
And make America great again.
>>3136331
>Tfw we outnumber every other poster at this hour.
>And it's well past midnight in burgerland.
Damn it feels good to be a patriot. You fuckers ready for the seventh?
>>3136451
>>And it's well past midnight in burgerland.
The Donald only needs 4 hours of sleep a night.
I'm down to only needing 6, working my way to four.
Someone quick! Tell the little anon a bed time story!
>>3136521
Among the darkness men found Devils and Gods.
It was a distinction decided by the men individually.
The world would end because of it.
>>3131989
I'm home now looking up coprophagia like I said there is a translated one about a girl telling her female roommate she loves her but the female roommate will only love her back if she smears her shit all over her body and eats it
>>3136521
Once upon a time, a man saved America with just four little words and guts.
>>3136521
Once there was an incompetent hunter named Ozpin.
He was sooooo incompetent that everyone died.
I don't know how I feel about this, it's terrible but not horrible?
Either way good night RWBY/RT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G991slxUvo4
>>3136608
Fuck I read it in his voice
>>3136521
There was once a man named Adolf Hitler
Hitler was kinda butthurt about being rejected from art school, then Hitler became a soilder
Hitler then became a politician
Hitler created the NSDAP
Then the poles started being assholes
One day Hitler went to the polish porder cupped his hands together and shouted ''NIGGERS''
He then proceeded to fuck up everyone
Then Hitler kicked Stalin in the balls
Four years late
Adolf Hitler commited suicide because of bullying bu The USSR, USA, UK and many other big meanies
The end
>>3135590
Why is it that a busty Neo just makes no sense?
>>3136829
Why not?
>>3136858
I just don't know. It's probably because she has a very distinct character which is also small. So on some level it feels like blatant fetish shit and that bugs me to have the character bent like that.
>>3136915
>bent
Boing.
>>3136943
Yeah, they aren't F's and shit.
>>3137001
She's still pretty stacked for a midget.
>>3136521
And so I says to the guy
-shut up, kid. I'm tryin to tell a story. No you can't get some fucking water. Wait until I'm done-
And so I says to the guy 'stop in the name of decency!'
Now, this confuses the crap out of this guy. Here I am, cutting off his only way out of the alley, my shoes still covered in shit after what I did to the last guy
-mind you, at this point I still haven't managed to completely get off the blood from the girl-
And I'm talking about decency. So what does this guy do? He actually fucking stops! He looks at me like I'm crazy. Yeah, sure, he's the one causing a huge scene in the middle of Vale and I'M the crazy one. . . Anyways, he looks at me like I'm crazy and just starts babbling. Guy can't complete a sentence to save his life, which, might I remind you, might just have been the case as far as he knows.
-no you can't go to the bathroom. I told you this was gonna be a long story. I gave you your chance, now shut up, we're almost to the good part-
He starts one question after another, never finishing before starting the next one. He starts along about the girl, then the guy. At one point he starts talking about the dog, but I guess that's where he draws the line because after that he just talked a deep breath and shuts up. He looks me right in the eye and asks
'What do you want'
So I hold up my hands and I says to him "I just want your opinion on what happened back there.'
Now at this point, he just gets this real strange look on his face. It takes a couple of seconds before he says the magic words.
'What do you mean what happened back there? What WAS all that? What do you even call that?'
That's when I throw my hands up and yell "THE ARISTOCRATS!"
Alright, well, that was fun, but I better be going. You sleep tight, slugger. Your parents will be back soon. Who knows, maybe they'll hire a more attentive sitter, next time.
Why does RoosterTeeth insist on not making merch for best girl?
>>3137304
Because Waifufags are fucking pathetic
>>3137304
Because she has no fandom outside of pathetic losers.
Some form of magical man asks you to sit through a boring—BORING time-share presentation. The presentation lasts for a full 14 hours.
If you do it, you may receive one of the following.
1) He makes your waifu (Or husbando, if that's your preference) real. She won't love you immediately, but she's willing to try and take things slow no matter how physically repugnant you may or may not be. After all, you DID make her real. She won't have any of her powers, and will be a normal woman, but her personality will be intact. If your waifu is maimed or dead, she'll be delivered to you whole/alive.
2) You get complete control over Rooster Teeth and all of it's properties. You're free to do what you like with it. You can run the entire thing yourself, or let Burnie and the others continue to do it. You can voice a character of your choosing in RWBY, or take over complete creative control of the series and act as it's only writer and director. The sky's the limit, It's your company now, so do whatever.
3) The Mystery box. Can you resist the allure of the mystery box?
>>3137381
2
In a heartbeat.
.
>>3137405
They're the most pathetic ones of all.
Self inserting into a guy whose only crowning achievement is that he's basically that one guy from a small town that decided fuck it and made something of himself.
>>3137430
Except Jaune hasn't actually made something of himself yet.
>>3137453
>Yet
That's the only important bit. He's working at it.
So what's the dislike for Neo?
>>3136521
Once, there were two pretty girls in sexy nightgowns.
I leave the rest to your imagination.
>>3137381
Would I receive a salary with option 2?
I wouldn't make any grandsweeping changes to RWBY. Some aspects of its mediocrity are what gives it its charm but the writing and animation team need a steady hand in charge and the ability to get rid of the ideas that are just abhorrent to the point of being downright unsalvageable.
Oh yeah. And Pyrrha stays dead.
>>3137548
>Would I receive a salary with option 2?
Yes.
You'd get whatever Burnie gets plus an additional 10%.
>>3137304
RT hates money.
The real reason is probably because its a safe bet to make protagonist merch than antagonist. Despite Neo's popularity its highly doubtful anyone on the RT animation staff goes around anywhere besides tumblr and twitter to see who is most popular rwby
>>3137381
1 would be difficult to maintain just from a logical sense. She would have no job, no evidence she exists like birth certificate, passport etc. She'd have a severe disconnect to this world compared to Remnant.
I'll go for the box.
>>3137304
Costs money to reach out and get design options and finalize it
Costs money to buy the final design
Costs money to get them made as there's typically minimum batch sizes
Costs money to ship to storage
Costs money to store and store unsold units forever and ever and ever and ever cause you were a cheapskate so the design sucks and the materials are crap *cough**cough*
Costs money to ship it out to whatever
Costs time and money to get the word out so their multimillion viewerbase knows it's actually a thing they can buy
They have to balance all those costs against the <100,000 fans who are willing to spend just fiffuckingteen dollars
All of which makes it cost more than neet's will throw autismbux at
Which means they can't justify the cost of a good product or a lot of it
Which makes the few that would, not want to throw the bux
So pretty much that we're not nips with a barely alive niche market of functional people willing to spend 100+ on quality merch from many,many shows reliably so that there's a viable market for a variety of quality.
tl;dr the same reason the jap box set is good and the us isn't.
>>3137897
>I'll go for the box.
Funny you should go for the box, given your reason for not wanting volume 1.
>You pick the box.
>It's a portal, and you're sucked in.
>You're now on Remnant right before the events of volume 1. You're dropped right in front of Beacon Academy, so that you're not torn to shreds as soon as you get there by Grimm.
>You have nothing to your name but 1,000 lien, the clothing on your back, and a bare bones Aura. You have no idea what your semblance is. Any combat abilities you have in this world are multiplied by a factor of three, but that's about it.
Good luck.
>>3138328
>Too late to put on a skirt so short you'll be able to catch qrow and get him to save amber
Just kill me.
>>3138139
So... No Neo merch ever?
>>3138139
> possibly no villain figures ever
> my shelf will never be graced with planwoman, the smug bug and kickfriend
It hurts, m8s...
>>3138581
Yup. Sucks to be you, nerdo.
>>3138797
They'll get something eventually, right?...
>>3138328
>Outside Beacon
Well as I have knowledge of the events of V1-3 + WoR I'll try to find Ozpin, which hopefully won't be too hard as I'm at Beacon. Ideally it won't be too hard since he does casually walk around the grounds at times. To gain his attention I'd probably have to mention either Salem or The Maidens.
I wouldn't reveal that his world is a texan anime because that would just open a pandoras box. I'd also probably only reveal enough for him to trust me, as I have no idea if things would get worse or better if future events were changed.
Hopefully he'd be willing to find a way to train me/unlock my semblance (not him personally obviously) as he'd see me as a valuable asset, at least until the events of V3 take place at which point I'll hopefully have become friends with Rube and co, assuming I don't die.
Any M E M E D R E A M E R S?
>>3139024
Shit tier girl.
>>3138581
Well uh... If you could commission a design, get the okay from RT then do a pledge thing after finding a source and minimum costs for the merch you could.
