Hungry Grains Thread: Comfy Bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRDgd3Tb44
kys Burrito
>>3097172
>Changes to the ninja asterisk
>Teleports behind you
What was that for?
>>3097194
You know I'm just teasing him, he makes it too easy.
It almost makes me miss Tiz.
B1 OOM Commando
Friendly reminder that Burrito is Yin.
>>3097188
Alright fine! Let me go gambling again I'll win don't you worry.
>runs off
>>3097168
He doesn't belong near your crotch, stupid.
>>3097170
But it IS bad! It's not normally used in a positive way, and it's even weirder when you get happy when other's call you it!
>>3097206
Do you not see the woman? She's more than just big boned. She's big fat too.
>>3097096
Were you? I distinctly told you to stop, and it was obvious I was not in the mood.
>>3097066
I refuse. I've had enough of your mockery Kurumi.
>>3097145
Another with time powers? Whatever, Beat her up if you want nephilim
>>3097209
The arena is literally the only place we can fight.
>shrugs
>>3097156
Your petty attempts at reverse psychology will not succeed, worm.
If you truly wish to take my loyal servant to this dance, you will prove yourself worthy.
Go on. I'm waiting.
>>3097168
It's fine kid.
>>3097178
HEY!
>>3097200 (Hinata)
It's only natural for me to at least attempt to be polite, Miss Hinata. Kurumi was really the only person I dropped it with.
>>3097194 (Kaito)
That doesn't mean you don't have feelings....
>>3097127
I had to go run some errands...sorry!
>>3097130
>she pats her on the back a little, unsure of what to do
Uhh...don't worry, you have plenty of opportunities to win in the future!
I gotta go, see you around! And sorry again for killing you!
>>3097223
That doesn't make any sense and you know that! It's totally used in a positive way when it's about Nico!
>>3097221
I'm thinking Bolin.
>>3097219
Not a game retard
>>3097228
Of course someone as ignorant as yourself would think such a thing.
>>3097223
Wa-Wai-...oh, well, uh, that was reflex, I swear, it wasn't my fault...I plead the fifth!
>>3097178
Please don't lick Samson he->>3097232
Se-See, he gets mad when you touch him...
>>3097225
Learn you sum' manners our I'll blast 'ya again!
>>3097246
sorry
>>3097223
Actually, that's not true.
Let's just say the carpet matches the drapes.
>>3097250
Sick bastards, I bet there's people that actually get off on that.
>>3097215
Changing classes already huh? Isn't there a limit on how many times you can change class?
>>3097236
psst. is it just me, or kaito is being feeling under the blue after the head incident?
>>3097248
>bops on the head
Baka!
>>3097225
!?
>>3097172
Oh but Miss Tokisaki is just mean to people because...uh...give me just a second!
>>3097066
Miss Tokisaki! Why are you so mean to everyone who tries to approach you?
>>3097118
I'll give you the simple steps, maybe a puny mortal like you will understand it.
1) Ask your own father to stand in front of the mirror and take a picture.
2) Get a copy of the picture
3) Go to that thread and check the similarities.
4) Make it tick-tock in your upper chamber till you realise they are one and the same.
>>3097153
Sure, he can die along with you and the rest that you associate with. If that makes you sleep better when the inevitable end nears~!
>>3097096
How about no? I don't think any food will manage to bribe me.
>>3097111
Hmmm...? You can still go, Nico-chan. You just have to find a friend, you have those and you even have your "fairies". Or do I have to play pretend to be one of your "fairies" and make sure nobody but me breaks your candy~?
>>3097145
There won't be any nibbling, you might have to ask the monkey. He's eager for some juice, him and you would make a picture perfect pair to go down with each other into eternity~!
>>3097172
You made a bet I was never going to take seriously anyway. You simply tried a little trick of yours and even in that little trick, I still managed to beat you. You were even one of the first to fall ufufu~!
>>3097177
>Just 5
>Not just doing 10
>>3097256
Don't be sorry to me. Feel sorry for yourself. Stop assuming shit
>>3097134
Really? I thought it looked like a strange hat...
Whatever, It's not my problem.
Have fun with that bowl!
>>3097130
If she can being really stronger... I want to test said strength!
Besides, I have my trump cards on my side.
Unfortunately that can wait for another day.
>Going to sleep.
>See you later, Everyone
>>3097236
That's ok, if you like, I can call you Miss Elly as well
>>3097238
Nobody's gonna make an exception for you. When they use it they mean it. You're nothing more than a weird freak that gets off to other's bullying you.
>>3097250
I saw what you did, and I know exactly why you did it. Samson's supposed to be your hair, not a washrag.
>>3097261
What's that got to do with anything?
>>3097215
Ringabel, I want you to know, he 'killed' me yesterday, so uhh... Be careful.
>>3097236
I've already made the thing that kinda bothers me apparent, beyond that I'm happy.
Don't worry I'm back everyone. We can keep the party going.
>>3097272
That's fucking retarded, my dad has a beard and I didn't see any beards on LF's weird fetish horses.
>>3097194 (Kaito)
>She lies on the ground, face-up, hands over her face
>>3097237
>She flinches at the touch
Urgh...whatever. Good job.
>>3097222
And keep the booze, I already have sake.
>>3097219
Haven't I seen something like you before...?
>>3097274
If she wants me back, I'm with her. She's got my respect, maybe even loyalty.
Hmpf. Goodbye, youkai.
>>3097261
I'm pretty sure some people do get off on it...people can be really freaky...
>>3097281
Ac-Actuall-...no I'm not going to bring that up.
>>3097286
Crab!?
>>3097272
A bribe, free breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
And a small castle.
>>3097286
>Pushes you into the ocean before the other guy can
>>3097286
Aw shit, it ain't a party without....wait who the fuck are you?
>>3097269
What is this gay tiger?
>>3097223
That's no excuse to be a rude asshole you know? No wonder that Sonia watever doesn't like you.
>>3097268
>She is unfazed.
I see. I accept your challenge.
For now, I slumber. I'll give you this one and only chance to prepare yourself, mortal.
You should be grateful.
>>3097286
>Flips you upside down
>>3097251
You first, Eruna. You keep touching me like that, its only fair I'l retaliate.
>>3097269
What is it now Shenlong? Can't you see I've had enough people mock my every move? Because right now I'm contemplating murdee, so lets not crank it up to genocide.
>>3097286
P-Party?
>>3097267
Nope, once they're unlocked they're mine to use.
>>3097285
Oho, you don't have to worry about me, Kaito. But thank you for the gracious concern.
>>3097293
Hol' up son.
>fetish horses
Let's be real here, the only guy that had a horse fetish in here was your dad. He fucked a horse and the abomination that came out is labelled (You).
>>3097281
Just being technical is all.
>>3097295
Weird people for sure....
>>3097278
Call me whatever you're comfortable with, miss. It's quite fine.
>She smiles
>>3097267
I can't say I know, I've not had that much contact with him today.
>>3097285
She wasn't really aware of how much I dislike being touched, I can't blame her.
>>3097286
Oh, thank the gods! I was starting to get worried.
>>3097272
Nico failed at making new friends here, Kurumi-chan! They want nothing form her, but to throw bricks in her face and to take her candy!
But it doesn't matter, because there won't be a Prom for Nico to not take her not existing friends to...
>>3097281
Nico isn't being bullied...now! So she is fine with you calling her that! You and Nico are already friends thanks to that, desu!
>>3097286
Nico wants to have a party with you people too!
>>3097286
It's too late for that! You all have school tomorrow and this is no time to waste your energy in parties!
>>3097272
I talk and no action, meh. You're nothing, but another god broad.
>>3097272
It kinda does make me sleep better. It's nice knowing I'm not the only one suffering.
>>3097274
Night night.
>>3097286
I didn't even know you left.
>>3097295
Are you honestly that poor that you can't afford something like that? Damn Filia, you need to get yourself together.
>he hands you five dollars
Now you can leave that poor hair alone.
>>3097309
Challenge accepted, Baka!
>>3097311
I already stopped touching you, I offered you food, and you attacked me.
>>3097269
>>3097333
But I'm a NEET.
>>3097338
I'll be looking forward to this amusement.
Farewell, insect.
Daily reminder that King Knight is undergoing hormone replacement therapy and Littlefinger is Junko's bitch.
>>3097323
Ok then, is it ok if I call you Elly-kun?
>>3097296
Crab! No go prepare one for my dinner.
>>3097299
Now hold on it isn't a ra-
>>3097310
OH FUC-
>>3097302
N-Naoe Yamato.....we've talked at least once man.
>>3097315
Hell yeah it's a party. I mean it's probably a pool party by now anyways.
>>3097328
Hell yeah Ringabel! You know we're gonna have fun tonight.
>>3097329
You look like you're twelve. This isn't a twelve year old party honey.
>>3097333
Fuck school! I'm trapped in this shit hole so I'm gonna have fun!
>>3097335
.....I didn't know you were still relevant.
>>3097294
Oh... Why didn't I hear you hit the ground?
>Jumps off the tank down next to her.
You alright Metal girl?
>>3097316
A-are you underestimating me? I may not fight much, but that doesn't mean I'm weak...
>>3097323
I'm ganna get you to have cat ears..
>>3097352
See you than, Baka!
>>3097317
I'm highly offended by your assumptions of my race. I will have you know I identify as turtle-kin and have disowned my mother's fetish horse bloodline.
Check your privileges.
>>3097307
YOU LEAVE MISS. SONIA OUTTA THIS!
She has absolutely NOTHING to do with how big Filia is!
>>3097321
I appropriate it, but I don't get what that means.
>>3097329
I don't think that means we're friends. I called you a name, which implies I'm not too fond of you.
>>3097321
People surprise me everyday...in both a good way and a bad way.
>>3097335
Wh-What, no...that's not it at all, go-goddang it Souda!
>>3097305
Sup. Faceless.
>>3097311
I can see that, some of these folks deserve a good beating or two. I wouldn't mind killing them alongside with you. Meh. In all fairness, I'd rather drink myself to death.
>>3097357
I heard humans are much more tasty!
>>3097297
I don't need any of that. You don't have any benefits to the cause that I can't provide for myself. Why whould I even bother to keep you alive at this point, little girl?
>>3097329
Nico-chan... homecoming is like prom, but it's like friends. Prom is more like lovers...ugh... why does an immortal have to explain this to you? Didn't your "fairies" do that for you? Do I really have to track them down and take care of them~?
>>3097334
That's why I'd suggest you and the monkey to go to the other little door and get to eating some banana's. Both of you would have a golden time!
>>3097335
Every mortal suffers, they are all not worth the time and when they realise that they will lose the attachment they have to life!
>>3097357
>Is already naked
Couldn't have said it better, my friend.
>>3097359
No, of course not! But knowing you, you were probably underestimating him, no?
>>3097354
If you'd prefer to do so, miss.
>>3097359
>She sighs softly
Again with this?
>>3097272
You died in the end. And besides, the bet is not how I beat you in endurance. The bet was that you're not going to win the game. So I could care less if I died early in the game.
Unless you want to make another bet.
>>3097316
I would do the "Subaru" treatment but then again, that would be too harsh. That is a pretty neat thing though.
>>3097323
Well he's been cautious of me ever since the head event.
>>3097285
Now now, don't provoke other people to be careful of me. I have done nothing wrong.
>>3097286
Literally who...
>>3097357
I'm always relevant! You can't spell Kazuichi Souda without "Super fuckin' popular"!
>>3097367
Tale the money and buy yourself things so you don't have another misunderstanding!
>>3097379
My virginity. Final offer.
>>3097349
What? Why! Is this the future your parents wanted for you? Of course not! Now go outside and be a man who can live for himself!
>>3097357
What do you mean you're trapped? There's a huge door overthere! Don't make excuses and be responsible!
>>3097357
...Oh yeah, I know you. Like, a bit. Shit, it's been a long time! What's been real man?
>>3097375
In my experience, humans aren't very good-tasting.
>>3097390
I wonder why....
>>3097354
So...where's my omelet?
>>3097357
Nico isn't twelve! She is old enough to party with you and the others! Don't make her lose a chance to make new friends!
>>3097365
But Nico thinks of you as a friend already. Why would we be friends if you act so kind towards Nico?
Right? You can't fight that argument, so just accept that Nico is your new friend!
>>3097379
But Nico understands it. There isn't Prom, so it's time to go home?
>>3097379
Well yeah, that's how life goes. You live and then you die. It's nothing special.
>>3097357
Are you ok? ... Can you swim?
>>3097388
Ok then, Elly-kun, I'm glad we have all that straightened away...
>>3097365
Get the message you silly mechanic, the point is you're too rude to even get a decent date! Leave the girl alone.
>>3097390
Do I want to know what the "Subaru" treatment is?
>>3097404
Sweet a cannibal!
>>3097396
Next year maybe
>>3097395
>heart attack
>dies
>bleeds out through nose
>dies
>dies
>>3097364
I-I-It was j-j-j-just a prank bro.
Good evening.
>>3097359
...Yeah. I'm fine.
>She jumps up abruptly, dusting herself off
>>3097379
So which one of Junko's fillers is she going to make you take to the prom? She's got every one of her bitchbois take one in. What about you?
>>3097338
>he sighs
I really hate bananas. Moreso that people just use it as an excuse to be racist. You didnt know, so I...im not going to say it, but you know what I mean.
>>3097373
Deserve? They need it.
>>3097365
You'll learn when you're older.
>>3097367
Well, I'm gonna go quiet for a bit, talk to ya later.
>>3097408
Where are your abs
>>3097430
Evenin' lass.
>>3097404
Come on it's not my fault! I have done nothing wrong!
>>3097416
Uhh... Batting with my greatsword 3 times, burn you 2 times.... and uh... Afro magic.
>>3097430
>is still holding spellbook
Are you going to take it back or what? You left it with me since the last time we met.
>>3097430
Hey man, we met before? Think I seen you round here at least.
>>3097434
kys hoshi
>>3097423
You probably said the same last year and here you are! Being a burden to those who still love you!
>>3097409
He's fine, ninja.
>>3097407
I'm not acting kind to you, I'm trying to tell you you're a freak, but you're not listening to reason! I don't get what I have to do to get this through your thick skull!
>>3097412
But Ten-chan, she started it!
>>3097430
Sup fatty.
>>3097439
I'm already 19...maybe.
Pizza delivery for..."Junko's bottom bitch"
>>3097375
You heard wrong purple girl. Go prepare the crab!
>>3097384
N-not that kind of fun man. I thought you were into girls anyway.....
>>3097390
Fuck outta here! You've been here for like four days. I've been here for a year, I don't need to take this.
>>3097391
There is no "z" in any of those words. You should really think your analogies out a bit more.
>>3097396
That's to the outer area, I live there but I can't exactly leave this dimension my man.
>>3097399
I'm just trying to start a party. Not everyone is on board though.
>>3097407
A-alright. Calm down, you can come to the party. No alcohol though.
>>3097409
I can swim just fine lady. I just get launched into the ocean every time I show up here. It's not a big deal.
>>3097430
Yo
>>3097438
That has nothing to do with it, I just have all these bananas and nothing to do with them.
And after your little "I HATE humans!" shpeel you're the last person I want to lecture me on racism.
>>3097448
>She grimaces, squirming under the grip
>>3097430
Wha-are you-?
>Her eyes widen in brief surprise, before she lets out a sigh
Oh....
>>3097430
Greetings stranger.
>>3097391
I-I don't need the money, I have plenty of it!
>>3097439
Alright, talk to you later, Samson.
>>3097430
Hello bloodsack.
>>3097464
Do you want the ocean to be red with your blood?
New game when
>>3097443
Right here
>gets naked
>>3097464
There doesn't need to be a z in there, because z has nothing to do with how cool and funky fresh I am.
>>3097464
And lemme guess. You need a lil paper to help get things rollin.
>>3097430
Hello there my dear!
>Grabs hand
How was your day? Feeling tired? What do you want first? Dinner? A nice warm bath or...maybe me? I know! How about all three at the same time!
>>3097430
Good evening, miss
>>3097460
That's good... but who are you?
>>3097464
That kind of sounds like a big deal... but if you say so...
>>3097409
As am I.
>She smiles slightly
>>3097418
No...my kind just eats humans, on occasion...I just don't like it at all.
>>3097448
NO!
>>3097452
You removed her head!
>>3097430
Ah! Hello, Miss Patchouli!
>She smiles, waving
>>3097456
B-but I just finished school this year
>>3097486
>steals your underpants
>>3097434
None, it's homecoming btw, there's a difference. Isn't that obvious by now? You really have to draw to the lowest of the low to even try and rustle me? Homecoming roster is pretty much filled up and I never had intentions to even pair up with anyone and I was never asked. So please, try again, put a little bit more effort into your sobby attempts, it's getting a bit lackluster and boring. You're losing your touch, average shitposter-kun #4768.
>>3097487
Jabari Parker will be a better player than you.
>>3097482
NEVER EVER!
>>3097430
As gracious as ever, Patchouli.
>>3097452
..And why do you want to do this to me?
>>3097464
My sexuality shouldn't stop us from having a little fun.
>>3097461
Buuuuut, Nico understands everything about all that stuff, so you don't have to worry about a single thing!
She is happy that you became friends with her this fast! She wants to exchange mobile numbers with you now!
>>3097464
Nico just wants some juice. You don't have to say that she can't drink alcohol, because she never wanted to anyway!
>>3097462
Cucked faggot
>>3097507
Whatever you say, nigga.
>>3097430
Sup babe.
>>3097479
How can you have a lot of it if I haven't even sold you yet? You gotta show more leg if you want that paycheck.
>>3097500
It's fine. I don't need them to continue living.
>>3097511
I don't have a cellphone. I left it back in the real world. More importantly, someone like you shouldn't have a phone.
>>3097504
>Tfw you will never be Junko's #1
>>3097499
>Holy shit this guy.
Did you made it to a decent university at least? I hope your life plans are already coming along, you can't just stay home forever young man!
>>3097464
That's really a problem. What about your family and friends? They must be really worried about you. Wanna try going out of this place with me? I'll hold your hand!
Well... that was unexpected and I'm back now.
