Hunger Games Thread
Bane?
>>2935798
You had it coming.
>>2935774
What's with you comparing me to Elly today? It's the second time in the past hour I've heard this from you.
>>2935798
Come on. I wanna fight.
>>2935798
Not bothering with him anyway you old fart.
>>2935750
Don't waste a bit of it.
>>2935773
Thank you for the thread.
>>2935758
I agree whole-heartedly with your statement. However, I would like to ask you an inquiry based upon it, if you would be kind enough to oblige me.
>>2935774
You must not have any friends to make that dedication.
>>2935798
Time to get comfy and watch..The Grandmaster seems a likely victor to me.
>>2935798
>>2935831
Fuck you.
>>2935798
C'mon! I need a challenge!
...Wow, did I actually say that?
>>2935820
If I don't finish the crust after a while I'll give it to you then.
>>2935832
But that's boring...
>>2935789
Such perverted activities are not tolerated. There is no place for that in a school environment, let alone anywhere else.
>>2935824
Very well, Tenya. I am all ears.
>>2935820
W-what did you call me ?
>>2935814
Because you guys like winning way too much and are apparently heat resistant...
>>2935824
Yeah that's right, that's why I'm always trying to make you my friend.
>>2935842
There is no need for such coarse language.
>>2935798
I should have expected nothing less but dishonorable actions.
>>2935841
If I may ask, how do you see with that tuft of hair blinding you? It is a detriment to the safety of you and others.
>>2935860
...that is not something you admit, fool.
>>2935860
But who doesn't like winning or cooling off in the heat?
>>2935851
Then I've got you two reasons to call me what I am regardless of the drinking.
>>2935866
You already showed us this part of the performance once man. Give us the second day!
>>2935832
>>2935866
Whoa. Deja vu.
Give me codes
If I have the time, I will select at random and host them during dead hours when nobody else hosts.
>>2935866
Excuse me, that's the same slide. I'm sorry.
Hello!
>>2935889
shut up, baiter
>>2935897
Got you!
>>2935899
Hey lesbian me.
>>2935889
>Stares you down
....
>>2935899
Hey Erune, let's go to homecoming together!
>>2935889
pretty sure 2 or 3 them there be dead crybaby
>>2935897
Ye be an unworthy opponent!
>>2935889
For starters, beyond this being blatant bait, Akitsu isn't even in the game.
>>2935851
How would you perceive me, or act, if I made an infraction upon the rules?
>>2935889
I replied to the games on my way in and it seems my observation made that man angry.
>>2935897
He must be very attached to that sword.
>>2935899
Good evening.
>>2935881
You're a boy, so I guess you don't know what it's like to have longer hair. I can see just fine.
>>2935894
http://pastebin.com/Ytsi0HEdo
This is appreciated.
>>2935889
It's hard to reply to slides while hosting. Forgive me.
>>2935897
>>2935936
>This page is no longer available. It has either expired, been removed by its creator, or removed by one of the Pastebin staff.
>>2935919
I don't think that's possible.
>>2935922
...No?
>>2935929
Bye then, mystery person?
>>2935931
hola
>>2935881
Awww, did that make you feel guilty? Don't worry about it I was semi kidding.
>>2935883
Me I don't care much for it I suppose.
>>2935889
>All of the slides so far with Kaito have been just him, so when my ava isn't by himself I'll do something.
>>2935941
Get back here.
>>2935941
Nope!
>>2935941
I uh.... Best be leavin' now.
Bye!
>>2935941
My familiar can cover a shift, too, so hey.
>>2935851
Pardon?
>>2935928
...Needless to say, I would be disappointed in you. I doubt such a thing would happen, but if they were to, I would see to your punishment myself.
>>2935941
Heh, trying to get ahead.
>>2935948
It's totally possible. Your me, just a woman. You love to skirt chase beautiful girls am I right?
>>2935948
I-Is this how you really feel?
>>2935950
Then I think you're the only one. Sorry about you poor choices.
>>2935948
...Why are you speaking Spanish?
>>2935932
I do not see how my gender is at all relevant to this conversation. Not when gender expectations such as appearance are at an all-time-low. It just looks as if it is hindering your vision.
>>2935950
I was indifferent, but seeing as how you admitted to it being a lie just causes me to look at you with an even greater disdain.
>>2935972
I want to bite Parsee's shoulders.
>>2935972
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
>>2935997
me to
>>2935974
I don't think I can do that to a guy.
>>2935975
..Yes?
>>2935978
Is that a problem?
>>2935972
I don't have any reason to kill the peasants.
>>2935997
Depending on what she looks like I wouldn't mind it going the other way around.
>>2936003
>pets head
>is a girl
>>2935969
P-Punishment?
>>2935972
O-oh geez... this is not good man.
>>2935975
Oh, that cuts deep tracksuit...
>>2935986
I said semi kidding, I still could gain more friends..
>>2936003
That's why your the lesbian me. Your me, but a woman, who skirt chases other woman.
Yuu~
>>2936003
Give it some thought before you coldly reject me.
>>2936015
PUNISHMEEEEENT TIIIIIIIIMU
>>2936012
Whoops!
>>2936012
Oh come on now.
>>2936003
No, it's just I've never seen anyone here speak anything that wasn't English.
>>2936021
second woman should be women. I'm tired and hungry
>>2935945
I added an extra letter. This should work.
http://pastebin.com/Ytsi0HEd
>>2935986
Hold up a few fingers and I'll prove it to you.
>>2936035
works
>>2936012
Er, why do you even have one'a those?
>>2936012
Honorless cur.
I should be able to stay in here for a few hours....
>Jasper
>>2936015
Of course.
Regardless of the person, rule-breakers cannot get away with their actions. Obviously, said punishment would be decided based upon the severity of the rules broken.
I doubt you have anything to worry about, though.
>>2936015
shes going to rape you
>>2936014
>
>>2936021
I thought you told me to-
never mind.
>>2936030
But everyone knows what "hola" means
>>2936012
>>2936047
This arena is not for honorable fights, anything goes.
>>2936065
What armor...? I just can't be bothered.
>>2936067
I will not forget the values and honor i have been taught by my elders for the sake of convenience, sir. I wish you good fortune in the fights to come.
>>2936064
Fair point.
>>2936064
I said something along the lines of, hey lesbian me.
>>2936065
We'll... seems I spilled my load preemptively.
>>2936055
You're still in the game, if you don't reply to slides then why do you enter in the first place?
>>2936046
Take a guess.
>>2936027
>>2936057
A-AGAINST THE RULES!
>>2936055
How would that work exactly? I am physically superior to you in every way, and I doubt that corporate punishment would be very inffective.
You're all pathetic. Whining day after day for better hosts, while condemning others with the same opinion to "host themselves". Worthless bunch of parasites, slithering over each other's corpses in order to achieve your own personal gain. Utterly disgusting.
I have more respect for a snail crushed under the tire of a car than any of you lowlifes. I wonder why more of you haven't ended your own lives yet, coming to this dump every day. Do you truly have nothing better in your pathetic lives than show up from dusk until dawn for some messed up meeting of other insects such as yourselves? Have you come to peace with the fact that you'll never achieve anything in life, and would rather pretend to be someone who has achieved at least something?
You vomit-inducing nitwits have no right to judge anyone for their ability to roleplay or host, because all of you are absolute trash-tier. You joke that you belong in the trash, but you belong way lower than a simple trashcan. You all deserve death.
>>2936091
As well as your entrails.
>>2936094
Because (You)s are more valuable.
So what are you mooks doing?
>Jasper
>>2936090
Neat!
>>2936091
Yes yes I figured it out
>>2936094
As the current host whether people are replying to the slides or not doesn't bother me at all. Please don't complain to her on my behalf.
>>2936065
>tfw no good Eruna porn
>>2936065
I-I just can't bring myself to kill you, Grimes-kun.
>>2936084
If you're going to be like that then...
I wish you luck in all of your future endeavors.
>>2936123
Jesus... That hurts you know, I think my hand might be broken..
>>2936099
Well, for spear reasons. Just seems impractical, considerin'...physiology.
>>2936123
OI!
>>2936112
Wolverine is shit.
>>2936113
You missed the joke...
>>2936120
Dying while making food.
>>2936121
Cool so who are some of the cuteys your chasing. I want to join you.
>>2936043
Great.
>>2936054
Do you have anywhere else to be?
>>2936128
Eruna is not for sexual
>>2936111
>I am physically superior to you in every way
THAT'S SEXIST
SEXISM IS AGAINST THE RULES
#TRIGGERED
>>2936140
not anymore?
>>2936120
I'm watch the HGAnime
>>2936112
i miss jason stathem
>>2936141
>>2936133
Magic.
>>2936111
I was not referring to physical punishments.
You could end up serving time in detention or remedial classes, for example.
>>2936136
I'm not?
>>2936148
..Yeah.
>>2936153
...Have I even seen either'a you this game?
>>2936159
Why not just use th'magic to do things like that instead'a...eh. Whatever. Not my place.
>>2936139
Sadly....No.
>>2936136
Man you must suck at making food then.
>>2936155
What episode are you on nerd?
>Jasper
>>2936037
Alright, how many am I holding up then?
>>2936018
"Semi-kidding" means that some part of it is a lie, cretin.
>tfw your ava STILL doesn't have a date to the prom
>>2936112
>you all
wew lad
only one I whine about is baron (partly for the memes, partly because he's asking for it)
if you host with a full screenshot and a code atleast default (default is fine) quality, go ahead. I'm fine with gray uncropped full shots
>attaching ava so gays who say "hurr just anon shitposter" don't come up
>>2936153
Seems he didn't make it after all.
>>2936169
why not?
>>2936112
Thanks Adachi
>>2936165
The attention goes to the slide, not to me. And I'm pretty sure the slide is indifferent to whether or not someone acknowledges it. If I wanted attention for hosting I would have said who my avatar was and demanded your attention before I hosted.
>>2936153
>>2936180
>tfw you get rejected
>>2936180
I'm fine with that, only one person I want to take anyway
Found a board some of you autists might like.
>>>/qst/
>>2936164
Where would you even get the facilities required to conduct that?
>>2936177
Of course. How are you? Last I remember was you being in the ocean.
>>2936180
Your first step should consist of talking to someone.
>>2936112
okay~
>>2936112
>stares
....kys....beardface.....
>stares
>>2936179
Five.
Unless you're hiding some behind your back.
>>2936112
I agree but Im still going to laugh at you because you will forget this entire thing within three minutes
>>2936189
I changed how I did things a long time ago
>>2936024
I did.
I'm gay.
>>2936179
I know that, but it's also partly true as well, so it's just a neutral comment.
>>2936200
Oh hell... Iida's going to be mad...
>>2936211
rule 13
ids (cus muh shitposts and sekrit avas)
>>2936165
>(You)s=attention
Wew fucking lad.
>>2936211
>Board for making stories and lore
We don't do that here, we circlejerk pertending to be fictional characters.
>>2936224
Too bad, teasing Eruna was fun
>>2936177
Watching the episode were Garnet ignites Steven's Computer
>>2936171
Moving a tangible object consumes less strength than making making magic tangible.
>>2936180
There must be someone desperate enough for your avatar. If i'm able to find a date you should be able to.
>>2936213
Well i've been in the house all day with Steven,but other than that nothing much for me.
>>2936237
That sounds hilarious.
>Jasper
>>2936212
That was just an example.
I would have to think of something more specific for the current circumstances.
Regardless, I must be taking my leave. I shall see you again soon, Tenya.
>>2936211
>they actually did it.
>They actually made a fucking quest board
>The tg within me is rejoicing right now
>>2936224
So I'm not good enough to satisfy your needs?
>>2936200
...Eh. I don't even use this thing.
>>2936242
Gods damn it!
>>2936245
Really? I haven't noticed much of a difference.
>>2936169
Shame.
>>2936177
I do, I grabbed a glass of milk and a chocolate donut instead.
>>2936247
It kinda was, but it ended up derailing the plot.
>>2936211
>rule 13 applies
>IDs
>blue board
Fuck no.
senpai
>>2936235
I fail to see how that changes anything
I didn't change that much
>>2936254
Look, I don't swing that way
>>2936261
...Okay?
>>2936242
I can't really contract a disease..
>>2936275
I'm sorry Best guy! At least you went out kinda cool?
>>2936286
I like to keep my options open and many until I know exactly what I want. You know what I mean?
>>2936275
The winner is decided by pestilence. Who will endure?
>>2936287
Why can't a nip draw a gun if they can draw a person? Internet?
>>2936247
If you are not causing any trouble, then it's good. I don't suppose you got someone to come to the Homecoming in my absence.
>>2936249
Farewell.
>>2936227
No, thst is like saying a glass of water is purified because it is equal parts pure and dirty.
>>2936219
Correct. I apologize for misjudging you.
>>2936180
I'm too old to attend a party for young people. Not like I wouldn't storm in with someone and kill everyone, but I doubt any of you would take an old ex-marine that could be your father.
>>2936255
It also takes less concetration to keep it in a body.
>>2936297
Nope! Not at all!
>>2936291
That's one hell of an assumption.
Oi mates, I'm making me a space code, should it be based on FTL or Stellaris?
Or both?
>>2936299
It is a hassle to own a gun in Japan. So I have to think they never seen one.
>>2936286
I think I may be able to help you swing the right way. Give me a chance and I'll prove your views wrong.
>>2936298
>>2936318
Way to go, snake charmer.
Thank you for hosting for us.
>>2936318
Thanks for playing.
>>2936261
Sweets aren't gonna help you tone up your muscles,human.
>>2936305
Yep,Lapiss-stain asked me.
>Why haven't I seen you in a week or two on here? Are you okay?
>>2936316
FTL.
>Jasper
>>2936318
Congratulations to that meduse, and thank you for hosting!
>>2936318
Thanks for hosting.
Congrats to the winner.
Kys nonID fags
>>2936335
Garnet is also Ramlethal Valentine
>>2936316
Stellaris doesn't have much lore to work with
unless you count the blorg.
>>2936299
>I like the picture too design wise, but I know what you mean..
>>2936298
At least I was killed by a cute girl... Congratulations... Thanks for hosting.
>>2936307
It totally makes sense! I don't know what you're getting at.
>>2936316
Both.
>>2936316
It should be based on space, fuckwit.
>>2936331
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2936287
Could of been better, could of been worse for me.
>>2936318
>>2936331
Thanks for hosting
>>2936307
It didn't bother me any, so you are forgiven.
>>2936318
Congratulations.
Thank ye for hostin'
>>2936309
>father
nigga you could be my great grandfather
>>2936311
Huh. Maybe our types of magic just don't work th'same.
>>2936316
>I don't even know what Stellaris is, so I'd lean towards FTL
>>2936331
>>2936318
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>2936286
>I fail to see how that changes anything
The risk of not keeping you on a safe distance and getting lewded up as a result made it more exciting, kinda like 'no risk no fun'.
Now there's no risk, and so it's less fun.
But I can understand you don't wanna get shit on by everyone
>>2936312
Uh huh.
>>2936335
Hey I've got some chicken for after I do some lifting.
>>2936323
No.
>>2936335
Lapis. How did that happen?
>I have a new character I have been playing. Along with that, something personal has been keeping me from here.
>>2936318
Thanks.
>>2936372
I-I see how it is...
>>2936318
Thank you for the game.
>>2936307
Of course you don't, you brainless buffoon. I didn't actually expect for any of this to get through your head.
>>2936370
>But I can understand you don't wanna get shit on by everyone
I don't care if they're lewd I'll shit on them either way
>>2936363
Now, I'm only reaching my fifties you know? There is still time for me until I'm all skin and bone.
>>2936344
I didn't even know. Thanks for telling me though.
>>2936371
Lifting 500 kgs is good exercise on Homeworld.
>>2936381
She legit just said "Jasper take me to prom." when I entered last night's threads I think.
>Oh I know how you feel,but I really don't avatar anyone else,I just have personal affairs most of the time.
>Jasper
>>2936357
Goddammit...
>>2936372
Oh hey Pep.
>>2936400
Well that's not very nice Iida, I thought buddies were supposed to be nice to each other.
>>2936370
It was mostly a personal preference issue
>>2936371
So there you go.
>>2936396
How what is?
>>2936414
nigga you look like you're going on 90
>>2936425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ
Who do you filter on here?
>>2936331
A little late but congrats and thanks for hosting
>>2936424
All of my "buddies" are female.
>>2936419
I'll stick to my range of 11 to 22
>>2936444
Don't forget your boy Tida Ienya.
>>2936414
50s? But you look like a 1500s.
>>2936318
>>2936331
>>2936425
How you are.
I finally understand that you don't have great taste in partners.
>>2936435
>filtering anyone
>>2936425
Yup.
>>2936419
This is giving me even more of a reason to chaperone.
>>2936425
hope you have this
>>2936435
Somehow, still not you.
I-it's not like I secretly enjoy these posts
>>2936427
Aww fantastic
CTRL + F (YOU)
post results
>>2936435
still just Aikawa
>>2936424
Hi blue guy!
>>2936434
I-I
Okay?
>>2936460
If that's the case you do to.
>>2936466
...Now what?
>>2936472
I do, waiting for a chance to use it
>>2936478
>>2936427
FTL's lore is more fleshed out to me.
>>2936446
11-22kgs?! That's so low...
>>2936470
You act like we're gonna do something when we get back. We still live with a human child.
>Jasper
>>2936478
>>2936478
>Mfw these are the only (you)'s the come up.
>>2936116
>>2936231
>>2936478
>>2936431
If that was the case I wouldn't go around spreading massacres on my own. I don't have that many wrinkles do I? ...I should look on a mirror more often.
>>2936452
Now that's just ridiculous, it's like you kids have never seen an old man like me with so much energy before.
>>2936414
Do you play any video games?
>>2936509
>kissu
>>2936515
Of course I do! I was playing a good match of Battlefield this morning.
>>2936489
No clue at all.
>>2936504
Look at my arms. What do you think I can lift?
>>2936512
I saw one before, he was the headmaster at the school.
>>2936489
S-S-S-She talked to me!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
>>2936489
Are you trying to say I have bad taste because I'm trying to take you to homecoming?
>I need to stop going on v/. A partmof me dies inside everytime i use it
>>2936556
Based.
>>2936530
>
>>2936540
O-Oh...
>>2936556
We both like you girls, ya dip
>>2936444
Oh my, you're a player Iida..
>>2936489
Who're you going to prom with?
If you get dubs you have to post your face.
>>2936435
I dont filter anyone because im not a oversensitive prick.
>eruna will never ship with my male ava
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ&index=9&list=PLjGOQK-MjWeCZ6qUS-OH5lUT3JcluRSh6
>>2936572
ok deal
>>2936504
While all of us are fond of Steven, we are still not the best with other humans. I am sure Lapis will try to drown someone there.
>>2936533
I guess I look like an old chairman, yet I'm not even close to one of those mummies from egypt. This immortal still has so much to give before it deteriorates
>>2936572
No
>>2936579
Get better taste you massive cuckold.
>>2936572
Make me
Face it HG, you're waifu will never fug you IRL.
>>2936569
Nobody.
>>2936579
I like you're taste in music mate
>>2936579
>wanting old Nep as your ship
Consider suicide.
>>2936599
>>2936572
What's the worst that could happen? It's not like I'm getting dubs.
