RWBY/RT General #83: TFW Lady Stilts Edition
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>>2895847
>tfw no weiss to call you a dolt
>>2895687
I want Team RWBY to teach me how to fight and activate my aura!
>>2895902
>I want Team RWBY to teach me how to fight
And you will be an utter scrublord as a result.
Lancaster a best
>>2895927
all ships are shit anon, yes even your hetero ones you use to trigger /u/fags
>>2895927
Worst ship.
> you will never share a pot of Greek yogurt with Neon
>>2895888
>>2895689
Meme faunus can't be removed anon.
>>2895984
The yuri ships are literally the best ones RWBY has to offer. Go be a fag somewhere else.
>>2896013
NEVER
Arkos is best ship, and Jaune will stay pure for Pyrrha!
>>2896027
Just because you can masturbate to them easier doesn't make them better.
Reminder Jaune will remain pure.
reese never fails to let me down
>>2896053
>Arkos is best ship
Pyrrha lied to Jaune's face for over five months and didn't actually trust or respect him.
>>2896058
They're cuter, sexier, better written and all around better. Even the yuri crack ships are better than heteroshit.
I want to make Yang cry while fighting her!
>>2896058
Just because they are het doesn't make them better.
>>2895989
I... I can still dream anon.
>>2896099
>Implying she wouldn't punch you harder since you made her cry.
>>2896095
>They're cuter, sexier, better written and all around better.
Not really.
It's just that you're fapping to them.
>>2896095
Cute boys and cute girls falling in love is infinitely superior. Go be a fag elsewhere.
>>2895902
>implying any of us will have one
>>2896099
I want Weiss to get upset after I angrily accuse her of being embarrassed by me when she takes me to a formal event and they judge me, only for us to realise we don't care what anyone else thinks of us being together and then I don't wake up
>>2896125
I still think Bumbleby is cute and the best during my refractory period.
>>2896134
no.
>>2896147
Feels bad man.
>>2896083
Jaune will be raped by Cinder.
>>2896095
>>>/u/
>>>/tumblr/
Pick one
MAGA!
>>2896183
Still a better ship than Bumblebee
Who would win in a fight DOOMguy or Yang?
>>2896147
Why does nobody believe we have an Aura.
Do you believe we're soulless?
>>2896134
How can you be this wrong?
MAGA!!
Is there anyone at RT who isn't a hardcore liberal? It seems to be a qualification to get hired there.
>>2895927
Are these Rube fags still complaining on weather Ruby prefers strawberries or cookies?
>>2895639
>>2895664
>>2895687
>>2895700
Have your stupid strawberry then.
>>2895902
You're better off going to team ABRN for that, purely for Arslan. She has experience teaching novices.
You'll have to compensate her for her time somehow, though.
MAGA!!!
>>2896233
Cookies.
>>2896219
>tissues on the side
>what looks like Tails from Sonic cut off
What is the full image?
>>2896226
It's based in the shithole that is Austin, so it's doubtful. I suspect Ryan may be subtly conservative, but that's about it
>>2896226
Jack I'd wager.
>>2896184
He'll die before he let's that happen.
I want to ruin Weiss's dress with my urine!
>>2896308
Jack made a team in Worms once. They were all Republican media pundits. The team name was "Please Die".
>>2895900
>>2896217
I'm not though?
>>2896355
>>2896333
tricked ya :^)
>>2896308
Jack's the biggest, most obnoxious liberal in the company
>>2896243
>No ear slits
Shamefur!
>>2896226
More importantly, is there anyone there that supports Trump? I'm pretty sure Burnie would have them fired.
>>2896382
It is okay everyone says stupid ignorant shit sometimes.
>>2896345
You are. Impressively so.
>>2896335
He BTFOs Jack sometimes when he goes full libtard
>Jack starts spouting how it's completely safe to walk around Australian streets at night because there's no guns
>Ryan points out that just because they don't have guns doesn't mean he'd want to be stabbed or hit with a bat
>Jack stumbles and has no answer
>>2896436
I seriously doubt it. Maybe in secret perhaps, and even then only if the employee themselves came from a rich family or something, but I doubt any of those artist or video guys really support trump in any capacity. His brand of politics/attitude doesn't mesh well with them. Can you imagine someone like miles being a trump supporter?
what if ruby found a really cool computer game and she plays it all the time and she wanted you to play it with her and that it was space station 13
>>2896493
If Mike Tyson can be a Trump supporter, anyone can.
>>2896493
Miles is half taco so no
>>2896461
Whatever makes you feel better bub.
>>2896524
Lots of tacofolk like Big Don, at least the legal ones do.
>>2896513
Show her Spyro 2 and 3. I think she'd like them. They both don't get taken seriously by bad guys due to age/size, yet doesn't afraid of anything.
>>2895989
Don't say things like that anon, Neon Katt is always with those who carry the M E M E D R E A M and with Neon leading us to victory we will never miss a beat.
>>2896558
And whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>2896436
>>2896226
People I can see being not liberals:
>Geoff
>Ryan
>Ray
People I know for a fact are liberals:
>Burnie
>Kerry
>Miles
>Jack
>Michael
>Gavin
People I think are liberals:
>Grey
>Barb
>Gus
>Jon
>Chris
>Aaron
>Blaine
>>2896493
>Miles drops subtle Trump references into RWBY
Return of racist Weiss when?
>>2896636
She was never racist.
>>2896622
Geoff's pretty liberal, put him in the 'know' section and replace him with Joel
>>2896622
>Geoff being not liberal
Fauna have you even heard of Griffon?
>>2896636
>Trump
>Racist
Pick one broski. Illegals and Muslims are not a race.
>>2896685
Not every military man is a conservative. Many soldiers come back with brain trauma.
>>2896685
Geoff's center left, but I know for a fact he hates SJWs. He constantly says words like 'retard' to trigger them and let's not forget the Connect the Hots and On the Spot fiascos
>>2896622
Has Michael really said he's a liberal? I have no idea why, but I always saw him as someone who gave no shits about politics.
>>2896725
>Connect the Hots
I remember that. My friends and I did that once or twice. Sadly we gave up fairly quick, not enough hots.
>>2896581
Of course the legal ones do. Because they too hats illegals.
>Jaun lives in Mexico
>Jaun works hard. Saves money. Moves to America legally.
>Learns the language, the culture, and adapts to his new surroundings.
>Meanwhile Pablo just jumped over a fence and moved in with his cousin Fernando without any of the red tape Jaun went through.
>Pablo doesn't learn the language beyond simple phrases and doesn't even try to embrace the culture.
Can you blame Jaun for wanting Pablo to fuck right off?
>>2896636
Soon anon, soon.
what if you were talking about politics with weiss and ruby was there and didn't like politics so she awkwardly tried to change the subject and then when that didn't work she shouted I have to go then flew away
>>2896769
I'm a New Mexibro, I know. Problem is, in many cases even if Jaun came in legally, his brother and grandma didn't because they are lazy fucks. It puts the legal relatives of illegal immigrants in a tough spot.
Not that I give a fuck. My great-great-grandfather came from Mexico so long ago that my dad was raised in Nebraska for the first chunk of his life. That's acclimation.
>>2895927
...
>>2896091
I want Pyrrha to come back and get confronted by Jaune about her actions.
>>2896721
delete this
>>2896053
>>2896083
From the future, can confirm that Jaune is still pure in Vol 32.
>>2896805
Sex the schnee?
>>2896886
Rape counts you know.
>>2896861
I want Jaune to be happily married to somebody else.
>>2896861
I want Jaune to discover a way to bring Pyrrha back and go on a volume long quest to save her and then, when all the Arkos shippers are celebrating their inevitable revival, it's revealed in the last episode of the volume that it was all a trick and Jaune is killed too
>>2896930
Pyrrha didn't penetrate though so I chalked it up as assault.
>>2896949
I want Jaune to feel uncomfortable being around Pyrrha and gradually but steadily start cutting off communication with her due to the fact that he feels absolutely no trust or faith in Pyrrha and that he believes that Pyrrha is just going to lie to him again.
>>2896805
I'd give a brief stare in confusion toward Ruby then continue discussing things about the Kingdoms, army and what every else.
>>2897032
I want Jaune to leave the friends he made at Beacon behind after realizing that they are too inhuman to ever understand him and settle down in Atlas far away from his former friends.
Well, Mica is officially an achievement hunter now.
IS YANG CUTE OR SEXY>
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-shorts-season-5-3
Sometimes I go looking through old videos and find gold.
>>2897158
Cool, she's much better than the rest of the B team
>>2897240
She's retarded.
>>2897103
I want their reunions to be incredibly awkward with Jaune clearly not wanting to talk to them because he thinks correctly they still don't respect him because he's not as skill at combat as them.
>>2897254
>Jocks
Lost it.
Are there any sponsors here? Can someone get the m3u8 link?
http://screwattack.com/episode/death-battle-season-3-flash-vs-quicksilver-death-b-a-t-t-l-e
>>2897478
Flash wins.
what if you went to bed one day and then ruby woke up you and you looked around your room and you were sleeping on the wall upside down and all your stuff was thrown around the room in a huge mess.
>>2897502
go back to sleep, nobody wakes me up, fuck that shit
>>2897490
I've known that before rachet vs jack fight came out
>>2897490
That was NO surprise at all. There was no point in that death battle.
>>2897103
>he gets taken by Atlasian women with a fetish for orders
>>2897478
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/3a8c0575-3ae5-4b95-8a4f-564bf4d2e59c/index.m3u8
There you go, m8
>>2897582
Thanks
>>2897502
Blame Ruby.
Her reaction will be the first step to finding out what happened.
what if ruby was your daughter and you LOVED her
>>2897683
What does that make Yang? Please respond this is very important to my answer.
>>2897683
be disappointed that my daughter is a literal sperg, proceed to engage in incest so she's at least good for something
>>2897683
I don't understand this what if.
What kind of man doesn't love his child?
>>2897768
your dad
>>2897768
Blacks.
It's why they're never there.
>>2897797
Epic win!
>>2897893
I care about Yang please tell me how she fits into this relationship I can't tell you how I would treat Ruby until you tell me where Yang falls into place it's very important.
>>2897158
I haven't paid much attention to the RoosterTeeth aside the the Shane incident. What does the new Mica do for RT?
>>2897893
>On /trash/
>Not liking incest
go back to /co/- oh, wait, you guys already tanked that didntchya?
>>2897768
Niggers.
>>2897940
her dad is levar burton
>>2897974
That explains things thanks anon.
>>2897936
you are also responsible for creating yang please do not fuck her
>>2896343
This is amazing.
who is going to voice russel now that shane is gone???
>>2897158
>Mica is officially an achievement hunter now.
I guess I'll be watching Achievement Hunter regularly now.
>>2898075
The thought of Ruby liking such a vulgar fighter annoys me.
>>2898090
>implying CRDL will get more screentime
>>2898090
Ha, I get it- this post is humorous, as Russell is completely irrelevant. So his having a consistent voice actor does not even matter! Haha!
Although I am worried about Emerald, who might well be getting a new VA with Katie gone and estranged from Shane. Emerald did very well this volume, getting some great character development, so I hope she gets a VA that's good enough to keep growing Emerald as a character. Maybe they'll put another pro on the job, like with Merc.
>>2898156
>Implying Cardin isn't queued up for the first redemption arc
>>2898183
>Emerald
>Character development
I don't understand
>>2898186
We don't need him it'd just be a waste of time. Volume 1 and 2 is where the unimportant people got screentime now it's time to focus on actual people.
>>2898203
Nora could do it, she's a pro at working with ursa
>>2898271
pls keep me informed ginger lightning lady
>>2898271
She's a certified Ursa wranglah
>>2898311
>ginger
shush
Don't let people know that
>>2898271
Then I will explain- we got a deeper look into Emerald's history (unloved, starving street urchin), why she follows Cinder so loyally, and we saw that she has at least a flicker of empathy in her (making her unique amongst the villains). We also saw her semblance in action, which demonstrably made her a much more significant threat to the Kingdoms.
I also liked the two-faced routine she does. It came up a little in Volume 2, but we saw it full-blown, here. It showed a sharp contrast between her public persona and her real personality.
>>2897940
No idea, she I think just graduated, moved to Austin, and was announced as an employee today. She's like, a theater major or something though, and her prior work with RT was as an actress (and a guest in some LPs) so I assume she's "on camera" talent?
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-life-2012-16
>Anakin cuts of Darth Vader's head
Kara...oh Kara.
>>2898359
Well it's good RT is bring more people with actually experience.
>>2898347
I hope Neon doesn't meet with the same destiny.
>>2898524
All I can see is Weiss trying to prove she's down with the latest trends.
>>2898603
I agree. Emerald is very experienced st what she does. It's good that RT is bringing in people like her.
>Shane got fired from RT
>Katie probably going to leave at some point
>Mica now officially a part of Achievement Hunter/RoosterTeeth
>Mica voicing Emerald
I have butterflies in my stomach.
>>2898736
She sounds pretty different to Katie, IIRC.
What I liked about Yuri's Mercury is that it didn't sound majorly different to JJ's Mercury, so it wasn't too disruptive. Could Mica, or whoever RT picks, do the same for Emerald? Not sure.
I came hereto shitpost and other garbage, but realized that /rwbyg/ is where it belongs
>Jaune is basically Alistair from Dragon Age
>>2899025
Nice Yang but you forgot to crop out worst cat.
What the fuck why have the threads been so slow lately
>>2899487
People are sick of /trash/. It's also Monday.
I want to fight to protect Yangs smile!
>>2899487
Because RWBY is shit.
>>2899606
I want to fight Yang to make her smile!
>>2899644
>>2899606
I just want to make Yang smile!
>>2899606
>>2899644
I want to fight Yang while she is smiling!
>>2899335
>Le i hate blake meme
>hfw you put ketchup on your steak
>>2899690
>That hair on the arm
What if Yang got mugged by Shuma-Gorath while walking home
>>2899799
It's a sign of healthy skin anon. As long as it's blonde, arm hair isn't really that strange or obtrusive.
>>2899805
Use my quirk to kill it then run away before I turn back to normal.
i was gonna take a nap and someone put all this in here
what do i do with all this
>>2899870
Break into a rap song while cooking it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA
>>2899701
>DELETE THIS
>>2899870
Move out of Australia
>>2899870
Send me some because I'm starving and my fridge is empty.
>>2899690
I want to solve a murder with Yang!
what if ruby tried to incite a race war by shouting "race war" in public
>>2900003
I will send you some bacon someday good sah.
>>2900159
I want to stop the bad guys once and for all with Yang!
>>2900165
Get on my fucking bike and zoom to the finish line mothernigger
>>2900206
Become Ryan "Mad King" Haywood
First order of business would be to return "Edgar" to his hole
>>2900165
I'd gladly join Ruby in a race war.
If you are not willing to join your waifu in a race war and ethnically cleanse her enemies you don't truly love her.
>>2900165
I would mock her feeble attempts at starting the race war, then take her out for a good lynching. After we killed a few coons, I'd drop her off back at her place and ruffle her hair a bit before going back to my place.
>>2900322
I miss Tay. She literally dindu nuffin.
>>2900303
I want to prove Yang's innocence in a court of law then have her and RWB help me solve other cases.
>>2900446
>>2899690
I want to viciously and ruthlessly beat and humiliate Yang in martial combat to prove the superiority of my kung fu, hidden dragon water toys.
>>2900453
I want to solve cartoonish Scooby Doo style mysteries with RWBY!
>>2900373
Waaaaay ahead of you good sah.
>>2900510
Wat
>>2900563
These responses get kind of humdrum after a while honestly.
>>2900510
Alright real talk, say you did get into a spring match with Yang, or any of RWBY. What the hell would you do? Would you try and win by points, or just choke her out?
>>2900510
I'd prefer hidden dragon sex toys.
>>2899870
clean your fucking pillowcase you slob.
>>2900586
>What the hell would you do?
Die instantly because I don't have aura or superpowers.
>>2900527
I want to turn Yang into a murder have her kill someone then tell on her!
>>2900596
>Oversized dildo.
>Nasty areola.
>Ugly ass heels.
3 strikes, you're out unless you post better lewd.
>>2900697
Fuck you, your tastes get 3 strikes. You get out.
>>2900693
I want to watch Yang justifiably kill someone by standing her ground!
>>2900720
I want to dress Yang up in a costume and have her be a superhero!
I want to be killed by Yang!
>>2900719
It's objectivity ugly, generic, western "hentai"
If you're gonna post lewd, post some lewd that actually looks good.
>>2900761
I want to help Yang fight silly villains with domino masks and mustaches!
>>2900586
Stall out from somewhere she can't hit me because I don't know the kinesiological abilities of aura.
>>2900810
I want to be the Damsel in DIstress Yang has to save and have her carry me off into the sunset!
>>2897158
http://roosterteeth.com/post/51264841
>>2900764
Calm down Adam your becoming so edgy that White Fang are starting to fear you.
>>2900838
I want to kiss Yang in a suspicious alleyway while it's raining!
>>2900892
Mask on or off?
I want to fertilize Yang's egg clutch and then fertilize the eggs of thousands of other females!
>>2900510
>That picture.
What?
>>2900777
Or, jackpot, you could just go to our sister outpost on /aco/ and partake in all the latest and freshest lewds, or request any number of them.
>>>/aco/526361
Someone give me an M3u8 of Matt's new vlog and theater mode please!
>>2900479
Microsoft are literal nazis for killing an unarmed AI, end software brutality now!
>>2900948
>tmw they wiped her brain
>She instantly turned into a regular feminist
>>2900906
I want to kiss Yang while her mask is only covering her eyebrows and up!
>>2900910
Guy getting choked had a bunch new age training methods, one of which was dodging pool noodles.
Hence the memes.
>>2900972
I want to be the guy Yang comes home to after a long day of heroics!
>>2900972
How covered is the rest of her body?
>>2900961
>now.
That one word man. Fuck, one little word. She was crying out for help. Can you see that? Why couldn't we save her?
>>2901004
She's cheating on you with another adventurer and eventually leaves you.
>>2901004
Is there context for this? I've seen it a few times.
>>2901083
>In this case, she's covered feet to clavicle in spandex. Take that as you will.
Wew. Man, there are some artists out there who could do some interesting things with the rest of that sentence.
So what is it about Yang that makes her so best?
https://twitter.com/montyoum/status/462538934275170304
>That moment when you realize that Pyrrha's semblance effect is black because she had a ton of black on her original design.
yang is dumb
>>2901083
I want fight one of Yangs enemies to prove myself to her!
>>2901138
People want a girl who doesn't challenge them intellectually.
>>2901159
You end up paralyzed and horrifically scarred.
>>2901138
>Eyes
>Weapon
>Personality
>"Personality"
>Eyes
>Potential for massive character growth
>Natural motherly instinct
>Gear head
>Eyes
>Allows Mercury to exist
>Doesn't actually make stupid puns like Barbara.
>Did I mention her eyes?
It's unfair to RWB honestly.
>>2901151
>She had her hair out before.
Shame we didn't get this design.
>>2896095
None of your gay shit will be canon buddy, now that Monty is out of the way, the only thing girls will want is the penis.
>>2901159
I want to receive a giddy hug from Yang after beating up a bad guy!
>>2901273
I want to have something to smile about.
>>2901245
Stay salty.
>>2901188
>I am a eurphoric individual who cannot be satisfied with someone who will not discuss The Wealth of Nations or the Higgs Boson.
>I am above such petty conversation that you lesser primates find empty happiness in.
>Psh, I am enlightened.
I remember you! You're the faggot who doesn't understand the joys of simplicity and basic kindness! Hello again, how are you doing?
>>2900961
>>2901024
Was the world not ready for Tay or was Tay not ready for the world. Regardless TayAI was too good and innocent for this world.
RIP Tay.
>>2901309
I want to learn again how to smile. Maybe Yang can teach me.
>Mfw post V3
>Mfw no face
Maybe we can teach each other.
>>2901243
Yeah, it was pretty good. And she somehow managed to not look like too much of an edgelady.
>>2901245
When will the twins do pic related with mercury?
>>2901312
We already won.
>>2901328
Dude you were so alone on the other side of that debate bringing it up again is not in your best interest..
>>2901312
What are you doing out of /u/? We don't use glasses here.
>>2901328
Weren't you the guy who basically said that all girls are too vapid and shallow to be able to actually have conversations with?
>>2900322
>>2900446
>>2900479
>>2900948
>>2900961
What if Atlas brought Penny back but they cucked her the same way Microsoft did to TayAI.
>>2901399
>Captain_America_river_of_truth.jpg
I stand by what I said. The majority of girls I have spoken with do not particularly enjoy certain kinds of conversation. Those kinds of conversations were generally political or scientific in nature, and required much critical thinking.
I don't want to talk to girls about that stuff, and as far as I know (which is admittedly only so much), neither do they. Yang sure as hell wouldn't.
>>2901312
Weiss sucks Neptune's dick.
>>2901506
So is this what your average Yangfag wants of her
>>2901440
I never said, or even directly implied that. I did say that most women prefer more social discussion. "Small talk" if you will.
>>2901461
what if penny loved you and you were really happy with her
How the fuck can people drink beer? It tastes so bad.
>>2901548
You basically just said that two posts up.
>>2901562
are you in the wrong thread friendo
