Batsu Games Reloaded XVII
>Please give me 24 tributes
>Keep fillers for the end
>No dupes allowed
>>2886630
Maria and Harusame
Izuko Gaen
Furry porn
>>2886630
Machi
>>2886630
Rowlet
Miku Hatsune
Spike Spiegel
Link
>>2886630
Baki Hanma
Lumberjack Feat. Drake
>>2886630
King Kaito
>>2886630
Luluco
>>2886630
Yoh Asakura
Shinoa
Hitler
>>2886630
Kazuichi Souda
>>2886601
I wanna play it safe instead. I don't wanna take any chances of you mess up.
>>2886617
>I'll fuck you up when I get home you little prick
>also pls come to Harrisburg so we can have our official HG meetup
>>2886608
I want a raptor, I'll pay off whoever I need to but I want a raptor
>>2886615
That's just unfair, you can't hog a color!
Takumi Hijirihara
Koyomi Araragi
Matsuda
Gravelord Nito
Akiyama Mio
>>2886630
This freak
Cappy
>Female
>>2886630
Ryouko Otonashi
Eruna
Rainbow Dash
>>2886630
Onion-chan
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r0tjFIV.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
Asakura Ryoko
>>2886630
Urabe
>>2886587
Buy me dinner first.
I charge interest.
>>2886607
I said most, not all.
>>2886625
You can't break something that's already broken, Araragi
>>2886664
>Harrisburg
What's my time limit?
Well that's embarrassing. Late Edea.
>>2886666
>I want a triceratops
Severus Snape
>>2886666
But everyone else gets too, except rin and len, but their twins so it doesn't count...
>>2886695
cute girl
shitty anime
The Player
Anonymous sign holder
>>2886630
Fujiwara no Mokou
Late because of coffee Joris Cullen
>>2886601
I forgot something? How long ago was it? What was it? W-Was it anything important? You'll tell me won't you?
>Exact same kind of suffering over here
>>2886698
You would be surprised.
>>2886703
>Here you go!
>>2886703
we also don't have a stegosaurus
>>2886711
But blue suits me so well.
>>2886602
I doubt it, it's not 10 years. You're a bit off to say the least. Then again, you don't know my age and I prefer to keep it that way.
>>2886625
I simply wouldn't provide it to them, friendship is always a priority above all else.
Why would I waste that on some gossips, it'd be a shame to just toss it away.
>>2886636
>>2886641
I ship it
>>2886642
>>2886644
I ship it
>>2886644
>>2886646
I ship it
>>2886647
>>2886650
I ship it
>>2886651
>>2886653
I ship it
>>2886654
>>2886656
I ship it
>>2886658
>>2886660
I ship it
>>2886662
>>2886663
I ship it
>>2886664
>>2886667
I ship it
>>2886669
>>2886670
I ship it
>>2886673
>>2886675
I ship it
>>2886677
>>2886678
I ship it
>>2886680
>>2886681
I ship it
>>2886684
>>2886691
I ship it
>>2886692
>>2886695
I ship it
>>2886701
>Whenever. I wanna go out there anyways and harass black people.
Please check for mistakes and make your swaps.
>>2886747
>>2886726
I swear to god m8
>>2886682
>>2886702
Don't know why you'd feel embarrassed about me saying I wouldn't take you to prom if you were fat. I thought it was a compliment actually, I'm horrible with handling actual women without a script.
>>2886745
>Matsuda x Araragi
muh dick
>>2886738
It had something to do with a ring, but you've lost it and so have I. So let's pretend any of that worthless story ever happened.
>I'll probably fall asleep any time soon, most likely faint in my chair or some shit.
>>2886664
You're the only one who could possibly screw up anything, idiot.
>>2886748
I like your hairstyle districtmate, but where is your nose?
>>2886745
Uh... I'll have to pass.
>>2886748
Looks good.
>>2886739
Are you that fragile?
>>2886745
..interesting?
>>2886745
W-Well, too bad because it's never happening!
>>2886748
Looks great!
>>2886745
>humps
>>2886757
SWEAR TO ME
>>2886748
Actually going to go smoke a pack to relieve the built up furious rage that my coffee is giving me for missing this after waiting for four hours.
Thanks for the performance later.
>>2886748
Ready to go!
>>2886757
Delete this.
>>2886759
Oh. Ok.
>>2886743
>that would be sick
>>2886741
>the way his muscles are drawn frighten me
>>2886748
swap
>>2886646
for
>>2886727
>>2886767
>smacks ass
>>2886748
Mind doing 36?
>>2886765
>I'll probably fall asleep any time soon, most likely faint in my chair or some shit.
So business as usual?
>>2886747
>Harass black people
That sounds like a good time actually, I think I've become legitimately racist because of this shitty place, but maybe that's because I live in the middle of white country. I'll do my best m8, but I've gotta get my license renewed, and other shit has to be done first.
>>2886778
[Swearing intensifies]
>>2886781
No
>>2886748
Let's hope I can avoid punishments well enough...
>>2886743
How about most popular gets blu- well I lose.
>>2886748
Looks good, thanks for hosting Endo!
>>2886744
You can't be too old if you look like some backup dancer from some rap music video. Old people aren't as hip as you are.
>>2886745
Match me up with Miss. Sonia instead
>>2886748
My man!
>>2886753
EW GROSS
>>2886756
Y-Yes...?
>>2886786
y--you should swap with me instead since I gave you that pic.
>>2886794
;_;
>>2886794
>image
>>2886745
This is not a problem.
>>2886800
No harassing anyone.
>>2886805
>>2886748
Not happening.
>>2886782
Yeah.. I mean I've no clue what your like beyond looks so thats something. I'm Joris Cullen by the way.
>>2886805
>>2886748
Deny this
>>2886786
>Ok host if you see this change my swap for
>>2886802
>>2886787
Oww!
>>2886765
I'm make sure you don't ruin my day by accidentally making sure I come out alive.
>>2886794
>I'll buy you food with my 70k year job
>>2886805
Please do not
I already entered
>>2886810
But It gives me something to do while I wait for city night adventures!
New starter Pokemon out, Mokou in.
Let's start with the bloodbath.
>>2886757
I really miss Doos tho.
>>2886825
Oh I didn't hit it that hard! How's work?
>>2886797
Your just as popular as me! Actually maybe even more...the fans don't seem to like me as much as they used to.
>>2886744
I wouldn't expect you to, I'm just saying they would love to hear them.
>>2886745
>>2886761
... You need your brains checked, Matsuda should take care of that.
>>2886769
Like a porcelain doll.
>>2886834
...
At least I avoided the killing.
>>2886834
I should be safe here for a while, I hope.
>>2886832
No
Harassing
I know where you go to school. Couldn't be that hard to find.
>>2886855
>Forgot my picture
That's even more embarrassing.
>>2886846
Aw,
Now I'll have to look out for widdle awawagi's feewings
>>2886836
>socks your long schlong
>>2886834
So it begins. I will not be holding back.
>>2886855
>they didn't see anyways. I don't mind giving my spot out desu
>>2886834
>jumps on epona
Screw running!
>>2886836
Oh, heya! It's okay. Kinda tiring, but still okay. I have a few days free so I thought I would stop on by to see how everything is.
>>2886834
Hahaha, you guy's aren't gonna catch me! I'm faster than fast!
>>2886861
I-It's easy to find, but everyone there has their own safe space!
>I shit you not my nigger. Safe Spaces are a real thing at my college.
>>2886834
Now I would say the beared guy isn't the girl. It has to be one of you two.
Matsuda probably just can't stand the painful whining.
>>2886864
You should have taken them into consideration since the begining.
>>2886888
Wh-What? What did I do?
>>2886892
I need a gif of me laughing.
Go find one for me.
>>2886826
>It didn't say (You)
>I didn't know you replied
Fucking 4chin
Since when do you make 70k?
>>2886868
...
Ow
>>2886879
Nice that you're getting a break, and even better to see you. Go win a game for me!
>>2886888
This is a private vocaloid party!
>>2886888
W-What kind of scam is this? Who's behind it?
>>2886901
I don't think so.
>>2886903
>No balls
why was this even posted
>>2886838
Nah, it's alright Miku, that kinda made me laugh a little bit, popularity doesn't matter much to me.
Honestly, you guys act like bumping the game is something that is so tedious to do. I've bumped during dead hours before and the game was shorter than a 24.
>>2886903
Yup yup. It's good to see you as well.
And I'll try my best!
>>2886855
I'm a performer. so with a script I know everything I have to say and do.
>>2886698
Alright then. What's keep those left safe?
>>2886903
I-I meant to suck it that was a mishap.
>>2886884
I am very patient. You can't stay there forever.
>>2886888
No one suspects the beard. No one.
>>2886888
B-Bruce Wayne...
>>2886902
Since I've gotten a MC job at a local comedy club
B-But in all seriousness it's not even close to that. Try 40k instead
>>2886912
I want nothing to do with that penis.
>>2886888
And we are back to peace. This could be another time wasting game. Let's hope an arena event shows up quickly.
>>2886924
Damn...
>>2886925
Performer huh? Like singing and dancing?
>>2886888
Here I thought a code that simple wouldn't even cross someones mind. A pity.
Anyway, would you be so kind as to not touch my belongings.
>>2886937
>runs away
Well that was odd...
But at least I got away!
>>2886937
Holocaust? Never happened.
>>2886920
Me neither, it's nothing really to worry about anyways!
>>2886937
Fall prey to my counter-measures!
>>2886937
Sorry I couldn't stay longer...thank you for hosting in advance!
Goodnight, everyone!
>>2886927
I have free snacks and everlasting bottled water there. You can't harm me or my feeling ever again.
>>2886937
I don't know about you guys, but I actually like this shirt.
>>2886929
You don't have to. Just bend over and pretend you are taking Miss Sonia's member.
>>2886937
Is not even good shirt, is stiff and scratchy
>>2886912
(Well, Serenity is a horrific demon tasked with punishing the souls of the lustful, so I do too.)
>>2886917
(Right there with you. Not like I designed the character. Just pretend there's a sack hiding somewhere in this one.)
>>2886924
>>2886938
>smooches bye for now
>>2886937
>>2886965
Why did you use something with sugar?! There's no way to fix this now...
>>2886937
And the game was saved from another questionable winner.
>I wouldn't mind though. Furry Porn winning would be fun.
A very barbaric method to kill someone. Slow, painful but effective.
And another one is merciful enough.
Seriously Mokou, what's with you today?
Beep beep.
>>2886937
You feeling alright, Maria? It looks like you're about to snap.
>>2886940
Kinda. I recite lines and follow action queues. Unless I'm told to just improvise. Then I can say and do what I want.
>>2886937
Least the fabric makes a nice blanket...
>>2886980
>smooches
See ya later! Don't get into too much trouble!
>>2886915
You should be jumping with joy at the opportunity to serve me!
>>2886925
Cooperation and love!
...
A resistance force.
>>2886984
I-I DO NOT, HUMANS ARE FILTHY
>>2886977
Nice try, but Miss. Sonia doesn't have a peen. You can't fool me with these misconceptions.
>>2886984
You got me.
>>2886983
Just buy a new one! you make more money then I do anyways.
>>2886984
And they said you were scary.
>>2887002
>doesn't have a peen
Are you sure?
>>2887002
>kissu
>>2886989
So like an actor?
>>2886929
>40k
Ayy mang 3.3k a month is still great when you live alone
>>2886984
>Yiff in hell
>>2886984
Please someone remind me to finally fix this damn event.
>>2886984
What's everyone's problem? All I said was that gerudo kids have no business being in the same schools as our hylian kids and I stand by that statement!
>>2886984
I saw this in a movie once, is like making a birdfeeder
Except with people
>>2886984
I'm just shocked that you can speak, I had always took you for a mute.
>>2886965
The only person who I worry about their popularity is Haku, if she doesn't have enough fans she might disappear right?
>>2886984
I'm sorry, but hopefully this helped you suffer less..
>>2887031
>>2887030
All shows in Germany and space are cancelled until further notice!
FUCK YOU RARA
EVERYTIME I GO LOOK FOR NEW AVA IMAGES I ALWAYS FIND YOUR MEXICAN NIGGER MEMES
>>2887019
I've looked at her while she showers and I'm pretty sure I saw no peen hangin' from in between her legs.
>>2887021
D-Don't kiss me in public like this!
>>2887023
I still have three roommates, one of which won't stop dabbing weed or whatever the fuck that means.
>>2886984
Y-You never talk, and when you do, that's the kind of things you say?
>>2886994
Following orders doesn't make me happy.
>>2887006
I don't make any money at all...
>>2887030
Do you want dessert? There's jam on the radar.
>>2887030
I torture ONE person to death and everyone goes running
>>2887043
Now THIS
THIS is hot.
>>2887043
Uh... I didn't realize that someone was taking pictures...
Whoops.
>>2887030
Can't say I enjoy the company, but I do enjoy the meal.
>>2886994
Thought so. So if this virus wiped out the world, why didn't the vampires just modify it slightly for the rest that didn't die?
>>2887022
Exactly. It lets me have fun here as well. Cause I can go up to any girl here I find kinda cute and speak my mind. Afterwards I just need to weasel my way out of it if their mad.
>>2887030
Hey guys? W-where'd you go..?
>>2887057
What, do you pay for your roommates?
>>2887030
Huh, and here I thought it was a play made by Adolf Hitler.
>>2887030
No one dies, but someone gets kicked out.
>>2887052
That's not a big loss. Shows from Germany are usually very bad.
>>2887036
Wha? no way, I wouldn't let that happen.
>>2887060
oh...well neither do I....
>>2887030
The bad memories never end for me...
>>2887057
That's really creepy, you know?
>calls police
>>2887085
Not if it's hosted by me!
>>2887055
>
>>2887060
Bad dog!
>>2887073
Presumably because they can enslave the survivors.
>>2887085
Uhh, thanks?
>>2887085
Who me?
Couldn't be.
>>2887078
Why would I enable people to live for nothing? We all work so we can live in a nice house because we're all high maintenance.
>>2887085
Th-thank god for that...
>>2887100
I-It's okay, I only looks at her bottom parts, not the top set!
>>2887073
What happens if they don't let you get away?
>>2886826
Don't worry, I'll ensure that you die, trash.
>>2886761
>>2886846
I'm on it, just let me solve this with a little minute and a pair of imbecilic brains.
>>2887107
Then who?
>>2887085
It's because it's me isn't it...?
>>2887085
No Anschluss and more Lebensraum today. But you will get your chance soon.
>>2887103
Come to Germany, give us quality TV.
>>2887085
Finally... time for some shut-eye.
>>2887055
W-What? That's not my fault!
>>2887085
Can you turn into a girl again?
>>2887088
But you're a famous singer!
>>2887104
I'm not your dog!
>>2887108
Well there ya go, 3.3k is still good. Buy something really stupid for yourself, like a lava lamp.
>>2887107
STOP IT
YOUR TAIL IS LOW QUALITY AND FAKE
>>2887123
Maybe you?
>>2887085
Do you have any idea how hard it was to find someone who looked somewhat like me?
Well, I suppose that stunt double had outlived her usefulness.
>>2887085
Thanks, but no thanks.
>>2887088
No, I wouldn't let that happen, I'm the older one here, it's my job to protect you 2nd gens.
>>2887118
Thanks Matsuda. I knew I could count on you.
>>2887131
I'd rather sit down and sleep than keep on walking.
>>2887131
T-thanks, I never realized people in the future would plot to get rid of me. Are you guys plotting to keep me alive...?
>>2887143
Always the yelling from you
What does the fox say? Apparently lots of loud bitching
>>2887140
You're everyone's dog.
You should be happy, you've probably dreamed of this this day.
>>2887131
I-It's ok, just keep it to yourself... No one is going to find out...
>>2887131
To be honest with you guy, I don't know what either of those things are.
>>2887143
I've had a lava lamp since I was seven years old.
>>2887131
Yeah? Well, I'm not into fat guys either!
>>2887131
This isn't over. We will finish what we started later; when that happens, I will not be retreating,
>>2887131
What's with the nearly dead people today?
>>2887156
Explain
>>2887108
So you saw her penis then. Or else you are lying to me!
>still calls police
>>2887140
FUCK YOU RARA
FUCK YOOUUUU
>>2887131
I don't think our company will fund us for that.
>>2887140
I'm also an android designed to sing, there's no real law saying they have to pay me. Besides I don't really need money, I mean I ask for stuff and they just get it for me. Vocaloids don't need money.
>>2887154
You don't have to take everything on yourself, we have a pretty big family.
>>2886800
They might not be as hip, but I'm certain you're not up to the task of knowing my age.
So let's leave it at that.
>>2886846
That's usually the case with those that don't really know a lot. They enjoy the stories of other to calm themselves and make themselves feel good.
It's pretty logical in all honesty.
>>2886984
Hmm... I should've known some vicioud insects would fall pray.
Doesn't matter though, next time I'll ensure that this little issue will be solved.
>>2887181
I died as l lived: in the bathroom
>>2887104
Guess it makes enough sense. So hows the resistance force fight back? Did you guys make something weird like wooden bullets to shoot through their hearts, or garlic?
>>2887117
Well after getting beaten quite a bit you come to enjoy taking the risk. So guess you could call me a minor masochist.
>>2887181
Thank... Thank you...
>finally dies
>>2887181
I've studied zombie media for around a decade. This is the only way to be safe.
>>2887181
Can I just die now...?
>>2887181
Could you guys get me something to drink before you leave? I'm really parched.
>>2887183
I cannot see anything. You post is blank.
>>2887184
I saw nothing! It was a flat piece of skin, kinda like an alien! There was nothing going coming out of the body, and nothing going in!
>>2887204
Something like these.
>pic related
>>2887164
You'll live, right? Besides, it seems like you go out of your way to make it happen.
>>2887172
Fuck your lava lamp, buy a second one and put it right next to the first one
But buy a slightly larger one, to make it feel inferior
>>2887181
Canibalism! And I thought shit like that would only happen in Detroit.
>>2887190
Do they know it's hard to entertain Germans? We never laugh.
>>2887203
You're still alive.
>>2887166
I've only been one person's dog, I wasn't happy, and I would never be your dog.
>>2887185
B-But I didn't do anything...
>>2887190
They also don't need jam, so why were you carrying it and why did yo use it to break my radar? I could get lost.
>>2887217
>You post
>>2887222
No, l won't live, in fact l'm dead
>>2887201
Oh I'm up for the task. I don't know if you know, but I'm kind of an elite. I can do most things people can't do.
>>2887217
>and nothing going on
And it will stay what way, you creep
>arrest and prison noises intensifies
>>2887181
It's nothing personal, Kazuichi. I just don't trust that you'll keep your distance in that condition. I'm sure you'll do just fine on your own for now.
>>2887219
Woah wait did something like a simple house key just turn into scythe. Being slightly more open to these not being stage tricks just makes me realize how fucked I really am If you guys used any of this during the performance.
>>2887228
>Does bath salt things
>>2887190
Well If like Leon or Meiko or another 1st gen were here I wouldn't be taking it on alone, but... The studio gives you things when you ask?! How didn't I know about this?...
>>2887228
No deal Nito!
>>2887237
>>2887201
And do you think they can find someone else who knows those stories?
I mean, if you were able to find out about them, maybe someone else did too.
>>2887228
That was a little brutal, but you're just an amateur at eating people.
>>2887228
That would have been quite helpful. I am displeased with your teasing chainsaw, Endo.
>>2887228
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
>>2887222
I'm gonna buy a kiddie pool and soak in it during the hot days this summer
>>2887228
At least now I can say you don't taste anything like a crab!
>>2887234
I'd normally get upset by this, but I actually miss this. Being out in the real world made me miss a lot of things here.
>>2887230
I wouldn't let you be my dog if you begged for it.
>>2887248
Performance?
What performance?
>>2887265
Put it on your roof, and fill it with entirely bottled water.
>>2887265
It's tough when you can't respond with reaction images anymore.
>>2887261
Quit screaming you will wake the dead.
>>2887228
Skipping some peace and going straight to the feast.
>>2887258
Sorry, wait for my new game. It will have the fuel you need.
>>2887242
IN, I MEANT IN!
>>2887244
The least you could do is get me water. You stole my shit before, so think of this as payback in a way.
>>2887275
I'll do the latter instead. I wanna swim in healthy water.
>>2887267
The plays we have every so often. Like the one going on right now that I missed.
>>2887285
Don't forget to alkalize the water man, and to activate your almonds.
>>2887267
And why would I beg for it? I just said I wouldn't be anyone's dog.
>>2887280
B-but how is this possible? I've lost my wind pipes ages ago!
>>2887277
Screw them! I was denied a offer that was said to be undeniable!
>>2887280
This game has been a little too much for me to handle right now. I'll be skipping this feast.
>>2887297
Those are real fights.
>>2887280
A part of any balanced breakfast
>>2887228
You just need the right joke or send souda on stage
>>2887230
Even though I don't need to I can still eat you know, sorry I got some jam on your radar thingy...
>>2887252
Yeah guess it's easier then me trying to buy stuff on my own....
>>2887181
You should know that I stick true to my words. You're an idiot for even bothering me with your stupidities.
>>2887156
Good, just learn to trust me and everything will be alright. It'll turn out better for me however once I get bored of your presence and decide to put a scalpel in your empty skull.
>>2887228
She's dead, let's just leave it at that and never bother with that moron ever again.
>>2887276
It is. It's tough when fun's excluded in your life.
>>2887280
Remember what you saw here.
>>2887299
I'm not jerking it in my pool. I'm not a creep who gets off to water.
>>2887280
Can't wait!
>>2887314
Then how did they refuse it? What a pickle.
>>2887280
And because nothing happened after the feast, we skip to an arena event.
>>2887306
Who wouldn't want me to treat them ike a dog?
>>2887285
>souda is arrested
>is used as prison meat
>>2887322
>Not getting hard at the thought of a running waterfall
Low tier non-nature pleb.
>>2887317
You sure about that? When I said I got a bus pass and a script to get here, the script even gave me an outline on the performances and what was to happen. After they started you could improvise however you wanted as long as you were the last one performing by the end of it.
>>2887333
N-not if i have anything to say about it...
>>2887306
>not wanted to be shinoa-chans dog
What are you, gay?
guys I just drank milk
>>2887320
Do me a favor and do that while I'm out cold. I wanna leave this world the same way I entered it; hollow.
>>2887333
Axes are strong weapons.
>>2887338
>I like this
