Zootopia thread
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f
BUNE
YOU FOOL
wait for this thread to be filled: >>2785492
New Thread New Shill
I wrote a thing. It's lewd. A little. It's not good lewd, but I personally believed I nailed it on the comfy.
Would love feedback.
http://pastebin.com/GmyCXAaP
Prompt was Judy and Nick snowed in at a cabin in Tundratown
Enjoy, or something
-AlabasterRabbit
>>2801257
its shit stop
>>2801257
Fuck off with that, please. it's misspelled so it doesn't come up in searches properly. We moved away from it for the last thread for the same reason. Don't be dumb.
>>2801294
Just fucking ignore it, it will disappear eventually. Were not migrating no matter how much people bitch.
so did anyone roll a mouse bc we need more qt mice girls
>>2801346
No, but keep going anyways.
Well I think I'm giving up on Bernielover
>>2801373
Why's that? Never read their stuff so no idea what you're talking about.
>>2801373
>she makes Bogo have a cute chubby daughter
>immediately ships her with her stupid hyena
why must she hurt us in such ways?
>>2801346
>girls
wishful thinking.
>>2801373
I'm a bit new to these threads, but I've seen this name pop up a couple times. That's a drawfag, right? Is there a link to their stuff?
>>2801207
D-don't remind me.
>>2801396
for you and anyone else new:
she's called bernielover because bert+ernie
not politics, she's just into dudes fucking dudes
>>2801389
It started off pretty good. Funny writing, even if the art was just alright and the sexy wasn't that sexy
But then there was a really long Judy pregnancy arc which wasn't that interesting. But whatever, everyone is allowed a mulligan.
But then after that arc, she started using this Hyena OC whose main traits were basically shes super strong and shes a dickgirl because hyenas.
And said OC has basically been dominating the comics ever since being introduced. Even got unsexy porn before my favorite characters, the wolves, did
>>2801423
I actually didn't know that, but that makes much more sense.
>>2801425
>Even got unsexy porn before my favorite characters, the wolves, did
And not to forget, those two recent wolf comics were commissions.
>>2801425
>shes a dickgirl because hyenas
I fucking hate this trope.
Any time you see a hyena girl anywhere it's for dickgirl shit. And in the rare exception it's not (or isn't yet) immediately every single viewer will chime in YOU KNOW THEY HAVE DICKS RIGHT? IS SHE A DICKGIRL? SHE SHOULD BE A DICKGIRL!
pseudopenis was a mistake
nicks dick
>>2801392
>wishful thinking.
there were at like 4 girls in the poll irc
>>2801346
Not a grill but I got a pangolin.
>>2801462
Thats what really cuts. If it werent for someone else paying for it, it probably never would have happened
>>2801485
absolutely adorable
>>2801465
I like the psudopenis thing but I get where you're coming from. It wouldn't be so bad if people weren't ravenous about it on both sides.
>>2801470
>that filename
you're already drawing porn of her, aren't you.
CHRIST I thought you guys were kidding, it really is nothing but Hyena dickgirl lately. I just checked the gallery and we had a bunch of one-offs with her, that whole intro series, the date series, and now a bunch of her flirting with Bogo's daughter.
Rule of furry/fangirl/Bernielover: Any time someone with a minority fetish/sexual orientation hits on someone they'll find a perfect match. No gay woman will ever fall for another woman only to be rejected because the object of their desire is straight.
>>2801470
6, as I recall.
One of 'ems already a bunny tho.
Grizzly anon here, got some free time, gonna try and draw traditional. Any requests? Not too complex if you please.
>>2801499
They really are.
>>2801550
That doesn't even seem real. Looks like a sculpture more than an animal
thats cute as hell
>>2801469
me too
>>2801543
Nick going to a Powerline concert and getting way too excited.
>>2801506
I just wish that ONCE we could have a savage/amazonian/badass/butch/masculine Hyena chick that didn't also have a dick. But it seems like the dick is the only aspect that draws most people, while I'm more interested in the strength/size/power dynamics. I like her intimidating Nick and the other cops, but apparently that's all tangential to the main point, which is, again, DICKGIRL.
>>2801534
okay but what is this gallery of which you speak
I need to investigate this alleged dickgirl porn for scientific purposes
>>2801581
Just go on e621.
>>2801581
literally just google "bernielover"
>>2801543
Judy getting zapped by a shock collar and loving it.
>>2801515
pshhhh
pshhhhhhhhh
nooo
>>2801641
It's extreme hotglueing, isn't it.
>>2801576
Even without the dickgirl aspect, I just don't care for her that much.
And I could get over that except shes completely dominated Bernie's work the past week or so. Thats what grates me the most
>>2801659
Seems more of a mexican sugar dancing kinda guy to me
>>2801233
check em
>>2801671
>Even without the dickgirl aspect, I just don't care for her that much.
I don't either but that's because I think Bernielover is a weak writer.
>>2801233
whoooooaaaaa momma
>>2801692
WHOA MOMMA
>>2801680
what? It's objectively one of the hottest fetishes with mice.
>>2801711
Honestly her writing WAS one of the reasons i kept up with her comics.
But for whatever reason, the hyena is just super bland. I mean the wolves were basically OC since its not like they had any personalities in the movie as they didn't say anything. But they were great
i think i may have gone overboard with the tail...but oh well. having fun with the bold outlines.
>>2801757
>But for whatever reason, the hyena is just super bland.
Because her entire character is "I'm strong and have a penis". That's literally all there is.
>>2801845
And she hits on everyone.
>>2801576
I really like all those things you listed, the dickgirl thing is just icing on the cake for me. Then again I browse /d/ almost as much as this board now.
>>2801866
Pleb-tier fetish, anon.
>>2801836
Oh, oh my.
>>2801887
Hey, I browse /d/ for more than just futas anon.
are we split?
Would any drawfriends be willing to do a comic of Judy and Nick doing the spaghetti kiss thing from lady and the tramp?
>>2801836
You best be continuing that.
>>2801836
I'm calm
I can appreciate good art without thinking too hard about the subject matter
>>2801917
No, the other thread is being image-dumped to get everyone over here.
>>2801925
part one of three is the plan
>>2801757
I don't mind people sticking their OCs into fanfiction. But when you have an OC interacting with an OC, then it's just regular furry shit.
>Only 22 posters
This feels weirdly intimate
>>2802018
everyone else is busy shitposting the other thread to image limit
>>2802018
Are you afraid of a little intimacy anon.
>>2802018
I think everyone's been scared off by the recent shitstorms man
>>2801947
Excellente.
>>2801947
I'm fine
this is fine
>>2802063
Not at all
It's just weird being in a zootopia thread with -30 people
http://www.strawpoll.me/10189660
She's cute
I want a fake blooper reel in the blu ray where she messes up her lines
>>2802196
>>2802160
I prefer a dress'em up.
>>2802160
Well, you already had my idea for the arm wrestling game. I figured that'd be the easiest to do. It'd only really have the two routes, though. Judy on top (player win) or Nick on top (player lose).
Knotting would have to happen regardless.
>>2802204
Why is it sideways?
new thread let's review for the new scene. Cutie found herself a gentlemanly older hopping mouse.
>>2802132
Stranger things have happened.
>>2802123
niiice
or should i say
miiice
>>2802132
Its cozy. Makes it feel like I'm talking to the same people instead of a horde of anons.
>>2802160
those sidescrolling fighting games where you get fucked if you get hurt, god I loved those
>>2802160
I honestly can't decide on which to vote so I say try anything.
>>2801860
and everyone likes it.
>>2802123
Das a mouse, alright.
>>2802275
The genre's called "run or rape" if I recall rightly.
>>2802160
You forgot the 'catch the speeder' racer.
Or just don't want to do it which is fine.
>>2802240
the original posting and a few other by weaver and chumpy were posted sideways, so now people post it like that as a joke I guess
>>2802196
>>2802204
FUCK
>>2802305
Its a little distressing that its common enough to have a genre name IMO
There, shitty "secret" thread is dead so now the awful in group can be elitist here instead of there.
>>2802324
hehehe
>>2802293
and finale
I actually have a whole story made up for Cutie but I don't know if I want to draw it out.
>>2801233
>>2801346
yo KK I'm gonna draw your Kangaroo because I need more buff girls in my life
her and FitLynx
>>2802324
Another one!
>>2801391
>>2801534
she isn´t Bogo's daughter it's his nice
i find funny the Berni's hyena comics
>>2802324
>giant atom turned the universe sideways
>>2802350
yes pls /fit/ girls are best girls
Ahh fuck it, you guys can rotate that shit yourself, I can't figure for the life of me why my phone is uploading it rotated like that.
>>2802355
English isn't your first language is it
>>2802337
Ah. Well, I mean, you could still make the arm wrestling contest be SFW. Nick wins a month's supply of blueberries, Judy gets to use Nick as a pack mule for her shopping trips.
>>2802337
That'd be cool. I'd dig a funny walkaround too, with Judy being all "LOOK HOW GREAT ZOOTOPIA IS!!" and Nick being a cynical wag.
Mostly because bickering narrators is funny.
>>2802350
Well shit, a new fetish to add to the list.
There really is an ingroup kik chat. Well these threads are marked for death then. Seen it before. Nothing good can come from this.
>>2802365
It was Fangmeyer, he's not allowed to be infatuated with large female predators
>>2802392
it was Zoot, We were trying to tell him how to rotate it, and instead he kept taking pictures at different sides
>>2802381
i know my grammar is terrible
>>2802414
Yep yep. First a thread split, then an in group kik chat. These are death throes, friends.
>>2802411
that gives me the warm fuzzies knowing I helped you discover a fetish anon
>>2802355
You ok there anon?
>>2802414
Tell me, what ISNT causing these threads death exactly?
This past week I've seen literally nothing but doomposting this past week.
>>2802272
>I always thought you were one of the regulars desu
Lol no. I just showed up 2 weeks ago and haven't left
I'm kinda getting a homo nick and finnick vibe from you.
But I'll do whatever you want.
Uhh, drawing that is..
>>2802324
just crop it a tiny bit buddy
>>2802414
What is kik?
Why can't we all just chill here instead of trying to get our own place like Muslims or some crap.
>>2802473
Because this past week has spelled nothing but doom?
Anyways, I dunno what else we doomposted about besides thread splitting and IRCs. In-group IRCs just rip communities to shreds. I've seen it before, and I'll see it again.
>>2802484
You got a nice style, drawfriend.
>>2802484
i like the lame hyena comedian.
>>2802454
yes why ?
>>2802494
At this point I'm tempted to just throw up a Discord and try to beat them to the punch.
>>2802391
ill make a sfw option for that haha
so does anyone know how long a stawpoll poll stays up? ill check it tomorrow morning but right now looks like ZDP walkthroughs winning folks
And with that, a good night
>>2802512
how does THAT help
I can't believe Weaver's dead.
>>2802512
This is some apocalypse movie shit. We build our own little society and these threads die, then some guys from /co/ or whatever make their own and are never aware of our existence. We just have our own little shithole to be fags in.
Question /trash/, would Judy get off more from having her own feet rubbed, or from rubbing Nick's feet?
>>2802484
>Lol no. I just showed up 2 weeks ago and haven't left
Well you fit in nicely I suppose.
>I'm kinda getting a homo nick and finnick vibe from you.
>But I'll do whatever you want.
Actually, homo Gideon.
But, would you mind drawing my zoot OC? I have a ref image here.
>>2802438
It won't be actual doom. It'll just shift into an abomination that is unwelcomed or wanted.
>>2802473
Look all I can say, last time I was around a general that had a distrust between "Oh so mighty elitists (non-autistic retards who happened to become friends)" and the anons of said general. It went down hill by a lot till eventually it just died out.
>>2802494
Instant-messanger app. Think skype, or steam.
>>2802427
Ya... I fucked up pretty big on that one..
Deleted the post 3 times and then 4chan wouldn't let me delta anymore.
It was this one.
>Scanned, cropped, and oriented this time.
>>2802544
[citation needed]
>>2802544
I wish he at least finished the loli comic before he buggered off from this fandom like so many others.
>>2802414
What is the kik information?
>>2802564
Her own. She has big soft feet.
>>2802570
So people were chilling and being friends and people got mad at them for being chill?
Anyways, the only schism I support is separating RP into a new thread, and that's just because I don't like when thread based drama gets in the way of my comfy RP times.
Trying again. If this don't work I'm ending it all.
>>2802605
That's pretty much the gist of it, yeah. Things were fine until people started spamming shit and being assholes to each other. It completely ruined the mood and started all this shit.
>>2802605
It's a little more involved than that you fucking faggot.
>>2802544
>Everyone left to the kik
>the post tons of OC there and chill
>only a few nonshitters are left in the ruins of /ztg/
>we were left behind when the ships sailed, never to be seen again.
>>2802605
Well, if those people who were chilling were namefags who only recycled content instead of producing it, and people got mad at them for only interacting with eachother while they continued to waste images on recycled content, and now they've formed an ingroup but continue to insulate themselves within the thread proper, sure. Nail on the head.
>>2802588
i'm literally drawing it as we speak
Hey everyone, checking in for the first time. How's everyone doing?
Reshilling my lewd writing
If you like rabbit paws
this is one for you
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6825409
>>2802661
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2802501
>>2802504
Thank you anon.
That was actually my first hyena after the girl.
>>2802611
Love it. It just needs a few thousand blacked out heads in the crowd.
>>2802569
So you want your otter and gaydian?
>>2802605
It was a Civil War.
>>2802654
no weaver is kill
rip in peace
he will be remembered
>>2802654
I hope that you're the real weaver, we could use some positive spirit in these threads
>>2802651
How do you know they don't simply like each other and continue to post here without namefagging?
I am making no progress on writing my own fic. Figure I might try taking a quick writing request, anyone with ideas? (lewd or not, both fine)
Well then. I got here about a week or two ago enjoying all the content and conversations.
Now everyone is going to Kik. I don't have Kik or know how to use it.
I guess it's just time for me to pack up.
Certainly a shitty way to end it.
>>2802654
Oh my.
>>2802661
Its the end of the world I guess.
>>2802661
Apparently all is lost because like all things we are slowing down and things are going downhill from here
Can we agree to never thread split again, especially over such a stupid reason? If somebody is shitting on you or your friends for namefagging, just nut up and keep posting. This is fucking 4chan, if shitposting gets you mad go elsewhere
>>2802651
This
What the fuck is a kik
>>2802634
Did the rping piss them off that much?
>>2802654
I know you are but they like to pretend so that's what they'll do.
>>2802544
shit nigga it hasn't even been 24 hours
weaver has a life, you know. friends, family, kids, a job, he's pretty fucking busy and you should be glad he sets aside an hour a day to shitpost here
>>2802654
>Judy isn't willing to kiss the little cat
>is going to end up with a dick in at least one hole by the end of the comic
Truly, the most pred-judiced rabbit.
>>2802688
Chief Bogo giving the eulogy of a cop who died on duty.
>>2802670
>So you want your otter and gaydian?
Please! Feel free to do whatever - lewd, not-lewd, doesn't matter. I'm interested to see what you do.
>>2802548
Damn dude. This reminds me of the first pony threads on /b/ like 6 years ago
>>2802702
That sucks, now where will I got to get minimal attention on my art?
>>2802685
>tfw mostly ignored
>people will never hope for your return
>no one would notice you even go
>more posts talking about weaver than response to your art
>>2802661
Same as last time. How are you doing anon?
I want Gazelle to give me a lapdance.
>>2802719
>If they've stopped namefagging, they can do what they like. If you aren't namefagging, your elitism can't translate into the thread, so why should I give a shit?
Exactly. I'm just saying that if they have started a group chat, it isn't necessarily the end of the world. I've met people in these threads that I like too and started chats with them. We haven't become elitists.
>>2802667
Ooh I needed something to read. Thanks anon.
>>2802729
just keep posting here, we need the life, and personally I love to see new art
>>2802689
>everyone
it's literally just three faggots. Let them be faggots in peace and ignore them, fuck.
>>2802742
It's just a matter of losing anonymity tending to be problematic. There's users I tend to recognize, especially when I'm RPing, and I'd love to keep in touch with them when ztg has run its course, but until then I like my anonymity too much.
>>2802730
Who are you? Again, any and all art I love, so please post it.
>>2802719
It just feels really weird with splinter threads getting made, then the kik situation. I enjoy the lump sum of these threads ranging from chill/comfy to porn dumps.
>>2802687
I'm still here lurking but who am I? It doesn't matter.
>>2802756
K. I just like seeing judy in new cloths
>>2802638
>>2802716
>friends, family, kids, a job
I'll believe the job part.
>>2802733
I'm doing well enough, Just got confirmation on my order for the Nick and Judy infinity figures, so I guess I'm excited about that.
Kind of a shame it seems things have not gotten much better since I was lurking here yesterday...
>>2802777
He might be batanon
>>2802786
What a cute bun
>>2802778
Just ignore that thread. It was made by an underageb&.
>>2802785
I too lurk, Anon. I'm an Anon from the surge of the OCs.
Floridafag here.
Is anyone else going to Megacon?
Reason why I ask is because Im expecting a large amount of Zootopia cosplayers.
>hoping of finding a qt pi 3.14 coslaying as Bellwether.
tfw everybody's too busy bitching at eachother to look at the fic you've shilled in two different threads now.
Y'all got any more of those (you)'s?
>>2802661
Bummed, Anon, but otherwise ok.
>>2802730
I don't post much but I guarantee I enjoyed it if you posted oc. I'm sick of all the reposts, I like all of it. Post more please.
It's just that weaver is basically like a mythical godlike figure to me, if he started a cult I'd shave my head and cut off my balls straightaway. So like, you can't compete with that, but don't feel bad.
How about instead of complaining about how the thread is dying actually post something worth reading. The world deserves these threads
>>2802776
I know what you mean, but let's give it time. If they act like cunts in the future, then yeah, that sucks. If they don't, then let them have their group chat. I don't see why them knowing each other outside the thread needs to be that big a deal.
>>2802786
I hope that on the bluray we get to see a deleted scene of her and Nick on a friend date or whatever, and she's wearing a dress
>>2802654
man we need more wildehopps to light up the mood, SAVE US!
>>2802707
Not as much as the three things I listed. Which says a lot.
>>2802810
They'll die down. The comfy will prevail. Hope you enjoy your figures. They looked cool when I saw them.
>>2802730
Well you have some options, anon
You can get really fucking good and post all the fucking time and host beloved quests
You can get moderately good, SIGN IT, and draw the other drawfriends oc's
You can resign to your fate as an anon in a sea of anons
Or lastly you can whinge on about being not as popular as fucking weaver
Don't take this is an insult or as aggressive, we all feel it from time to time. But you gotta git gud
>>2802820
I would but thats the same date as the Liberterian Party convention. Also I'm hundreds of miles away.
>>2802849
Speaking of which, is the anon in charge of the pastebin around? It hasn't been updated in forever.
>>2801499
But a huge pain to draw. So many scales.
>>2802873
Why go for WildeHoppes when we can see young Judy get gangbanged by a bunch of neighborhood kids?
>>2802729
>>2802730
I know people like to come here for the porn and OC and other things and I don't blame them a bit as I used to do that too, but now I want to improve myself and the people here are so nice and helpful. Its easy just to post a picture of my work and get at least a single reply on how to improve. However it makes me really sad because if all the artists leave and all that is left are the people who want things, there is no one left to make anything. We will only have what was made and what can be found elsewhere. It will suck for all the good artists, who I almost burn with envy for their talent and skill, just vanish. Every time someone post something they made I study it for how I can try and adopt to be better like them. It would really suck for that to be gone.
I really like this place guys. Can't we all just get along?
gonna go finish off my chicken wings and then I'll be back to finish those fit girl drawings.
Any good workout poses that would be a great muscle study?
>>2802654
So what exactly is going on? The group of hormonal barely-legal teens are only NOW becoming curious and bashful about each others' bodies? That honestly happened at 13 for me.
>>2802818
Hey anon I am anon as well. I will never leave. I am only lightening up on posting anything. Taking up no image limit so that there is no problem to be addressed at me. I'll stick to fanfics.
Ignore faggots, post good art.
>>2802885
I will refrain from posting my art just because I don't want to cause too much trouble but to be honest, Weaver isn't that good. I don't have a high opinion of my self but in most things, even I excel beyond weaver. I also do all of those things but people will choke on the pony faggots dick constantly either way.
>>2802822
Was this the one (you) shilled?
archiveofourown.org/works/6825409
If so, I read it earlier and enjoyed it.
If not, could (you) post it again so I can procrastinate on my last final longer?
>>2802930
>muscle study
I got you
>tfw your life is so vain and shallow that simple hedonism in the form of consuming food and media is the only, sole reason you have against suicide
>>2802611
Thanks, I love it!
>>2802835
Well I'm glad you're doing okay at least.
>>2802884
Yeah I hope so man, I've been told the threads can get like that, and when I checked in in the past they seemed real nice.
Also thanks :P I've been thinking about it for a while and finally just broke down tonight and bought them. The'll be my first "Zootopia Merch" per say.
>>2802661
Hey Anon, pretty good and you?
>>2802953
I'm the writer of that
I shilled it in both these threads and only one or two have replied
It's fine though. I'm just putting it up so you guys have it.
I don't care about the (you)'s.
Is there a telegram group chat for this place? We should have one. Or a steam group chat.
>>2801049
Took me a while, needed good references.
>J: Do you ever have impulses to rip me to shreds?
>N: W-why?
-cct
>>2802874
Yeah, they talked about it, but I don't really recall much argument over it until the *action posts* started happening.
>>2802923
I shall be your drawfag champion!
>>2802922
because happy relationships are my feitsh, even more so than loli/shota orgies
>>2802989
Holy shit
Did you read the thread?
That's exactly what we don't want.
And it should be a Discord anyways.
>>2802951
will you do requests? Also careful anon, hubris is a powerful thing.
>>2802964
THAT and I want to find slowly cut connections with family/friends over a few years so they won't think it was something they did or could have prevented.
I don't want them feeling guilt for something out of their hands.
>>2802934
They snuck out to a wilderness rendezvous to have a little naughty, exploratory fun. What's confusing about that?
>>2802654
Hey Weav. I like your stuff. Hoping you find time for sleep. Don't let the trolls psych you out.
>>2802723
I just need a detail or two detail to make the otter you own.
>>2803028
I kinda just skimmed for art, I'm too slow a reader.
I'd be fine with a discord, but what's the difference, really?
>>2803012
>>2802964
hey man, hedonism is the only reason I'm not committing suicide either. Nothing wrong with hedonism, it's super great.
these chicken wings are also friggen great
>>2802973
Oh, that one was open in a tab ready for me to read. I wanted to get through an episode I'm watching before getting into another fic.
>>2802982
Doing okay :) Slightly upset there seems to be a bit of drama the day I finally decide to post, but I'm sure it's all fine.
>>2802873
I got you bro. It's comfy time for real. Just bros being bros comfy time
- J
>>2802964
>>2803039
Jesus are you two me?
>>2803044
>Don't let the trolls psych you out.
this literally doesn't even register
I'd say it's because I've seen so much worse in my time and I've gone up against all kinds of shitposting but it's more like I genuinely don't see what people are freaking out over
By all appearances this is literally just business as usual, the only exception whatsoever is the people who are screaming about how this is the end
Nothing appears different to me but now there's a bunch of people declaring it the end itmes
>>2802989
>telegram
Anon STOP I wish to have sexual congress with that rabbit STOP Please reply with licentious material STOP
>>2803013
Basically even then it didn't draw full ire.
>>2803052
Sure! I have references for the shirt and the glasses he wears:
Shirt: pic related.
Glasses: https://www.glassescomplete.co.uk/img/fullsize/frame_833_413_001.jpg
Thanks again for doing this!
>>2803068
Birds of a feather flock together.
>>2803058
Camera sucks ass, and I don't have a scanner, so.
>>2803073
>By all appearances this is literally just business as usual, the only exception whatsoever is the people who are screaming about how this is the end
Common thread derailing tactic. Say it enough times, everyone starts repeating it for you.
>>2802922
because gangbangs are on par with cuckolding
>>2803039
I feel like that would just leave a different kind of bitter taste for them. You should fake a terminal illness instead, or some kind of accident.
>>2802720
Man, as an officer myself, looking up police eulogies for research is not my idea of a fun fucking night.
>>2802951
Notice how I didn't mention weaver's art quality.
Weaver goes for speed, and his art has a certain charm to it. He's also better than he lets on, but that's beside the point. It isn't just the quality of the art, but definitely the content, and the spirit behind it. Weaver is popular for a reason, he's worked hard for his reputation here.
>>2802964
>>2803039
>tfw you feel like a waste of a person and just want your bullshit existence to end but despite how much you'd like to think otherwise there are people that you know depend on your and would miss you when you were gone and even THINKING about hurting them in any way for your own 'benefit' of exiting the stage early makes you sick to your stomach so you keep on living your garbage, pretend life hoping that maybe if you can drawfag enough on an italian pasta chart you will have a net positive impact on the world no matter how small and insignificant before you eventually kick the bucket from good old fashion health complications due to taking poor care of yourself
Hello darkness my old friend
>>2803074
That's hilarious. That's actually hilarious!
>>2802775
No man we have to doomsay so hard it totally eclipses everything else in the fucking thread.
I don't even know what kik is.
Anyway this'll run its course except for the people who bail at any sign of anything because idk.
>>2802873
>>2803027
ah I see you too are a gentleman of good taste
>>2803092
Oops. Here is the pic.
>>2803108
If its a touchy subject don't do it. No sense in doing something that makes you uncomfortable like that.
>>2803095
top gek
>>2803073
C'mon weaver, you know that the moment you step into a thread it gets good again. For some reason other Anons seems to shut up and listen to you instead of bitching and shitposti...
>MFW I realize that nothing ever changer, ever.
>>2803095
Nice pic man, you maked me laught.
>>2803120
You sound pretty upset man, you wanna talk about it?
apology for poor english
what happen to /zoot/ when weaver is kill and goes to other fandom?
>>2803137
I'm similar. I'm into any porn where it looks like the participants are enjoying it.
>>2802730
>>2802951
You know, it's funny. When you made that first post, I was going to say "Well, anon, obviously it's Weaver's fault, the best thing to do is rage at him about it", as a joke, but now here I see you're actually doing it.
You're actually lashing out at other people because you think you deserve the attention more than they do. Because you're the decider of what does and doesn't deserve how much attention. What a bitter fucking person you are.
>>2803106
I live in a pretty uneventful area, so being attacked is really unlikely. I think pills(and similar) would be out because I would want to find one undetectable. The only thing that I've seen playing out is car accident.(without hitting someone else, of course.)
>>2803105
Just bros sharing hoes with bros.
>>2803105
Well that's just categorically untrue
>>2803177
Slow stagnation and eventually death?
>>2803159
Okay (you) fags
Freaking Out/Lewd Writeanon here
I'm bored and don't know what to write, and I don't feel like working on my main story, too tired.
Dubs decides my next story.
Only one rule, no nasty sick shit.
I don't mean Judeon. I'll write that if you get it.
>>2802811
Nope. Batanon seems to know he's crud and takes a certain pride in it but still try's his best.
He's too happy for this place.
>>2803177
"weaver is kill"
"No"
>>2802964
I can't say food and entertainment were enough desu senpai, only antidepressants did the trick. Just a a shame they barely work, unlike its side effects.
This is gonna be another one of these threads now, isn't it?
>>2803105
what about polygamy?
>>2803177
>what happen to /zoot/ when weaver is kill and goes to other fandom?
All the other drawfags and writefags and anons will continue to carry it, as they always have
I appreciate that people in these threads like me and my work but I am not the heart of this, not even close
If I were to vanish some people would go "dang" or ">tfw no more Weaver comics" probably but you guys would do just fine
>>2803203
What ideas have you done so far?
>>2803120
That sums it up pretty well, actually.
>>2802977
First of many to come. You'll gain a hunger and start a collection. It's a good thing anon.
>>2803137
>>2803075
GATHER TO ME CRUSADERS
>>2803203
Judy x Nick while she's pregnant
>>2803175
Oh don't worry about it, I've long accepted this as my fate, I just rarely get the opportunity to share it with others. I suppose part of me wondered if anyone else felt that feel.
>>2803225
I am genuinely glad that I have confirmation that I am not alone in this. Thank you, anon.
>>2803137
>>2803178
Same. That's why the only live action porn I can even bother with is amateur.
>>2803159
I was hoping some Zistopia discussion would hold us over a bit but that died real quick last night.
>>2803221
Moar wildehopps nigger, get back to basics
>>2803203
Nick and judy end up having to investigate somekind of crazy cult. End up getting drugged while they kidnap nick, put him in a coma and worship him for reasons unknown. Judy has to hunt them down and save him while they are just raising hell all over the city.
>>2803190
I'm not saying this to mock you but you need therapy. It's extremely pricey bt worth it
>>2803224
I've done Foot jobs, blackmail/dubious levels of consent, and some fit sex.
They were sparring.
Then fugging
>>2803203
Judy figures out that Nick might secretly be a sub when she catches him enjoying being lead around by his tie.
>>2803253
can't too busy writing Sharla stripping and Judy shaking her panty-clad ass at boys
>>2802160
an interactive story based game , kinda like Wolf Among Us
>>2803221
>>2803253
Wait wait, how about Loli Judy meeting Shota Nick and protecting his smile?
In the spirit of posting stuff/personal progress...
What is this, night 5 now? I've been using an intuos and SAI since two night ago.
I've found that, as Weaver said, Judy is incredibly fun to draw. Nick, on the other hand, is a real challenge. (also I've never realized how fucking huge his tie is)
>>2803203
>>2803263
Alright, then I'm gonna roll for some first person Judy pred-prey play.
>>2803266
Dubs have spoken.
>>2803266
Winrar
You will be getting a fic good sir.
And it'll be fun to write, too. I haven't done lewd by judy's perspective.
>>2803248
I've actually had him drawn before, but I like collecting pieces of him because I think he's cute. Plus, how can I turn down an offer from Zoot?
>>2803178
Oh, totally. Thanks to being jaded on "professional" porn, my fetish has become girls laughing and having fun.
>>2803221
Hey while you are still here, would you mind drawling me a grey fox? I rolled for a fox a long time ago and cant draw for shit (for my 'fursona' thing) Idk how you are on requests but. It would be cool bro
-J
>>2803116
>>2803187
He worked before but now he doesn't have to try. Maybe I don't capture that magical thing he does, maybe I don't pander enough, maybe I am just a shitty artist but I can't help feeling irritated when I spend entire days working on art for the thread and no one gives a shit. Yet Weaver could doodle a pile of shit and people would be all around it, dancing and singing his praises.
I don't know him enough personally and maybe it's petty of me and yes, I am bitter. But I work super hard and no one but a few anons ever see it. I dedicate a huge portion of my time to improving my art. I guess it doesn't show.
It's stupid and it makes me angry at myself. I'm improving for me, right? But damnit, all anyone ever gives a shit about is Weaver, Weaver, Weaver.
>>2803200
Let's try this one.
-cct
>>2803278
>Wait wait, how about Loli Judy meeting Shota Nick and protecting his smile?
mite b cool
is it okay if she protects it by wrapping her thighs around it
>>2803221
I would miss you, Weaver. Your take on Zootopia has been nothing but fun. I know you had to put up with a lot of shit, but you did it with style and grace. I hope you keep blessing us with your comic. If not, "don't weep because it's over, smile because it ever happened at all".
For a brief, beautiful shining time, this place was the center of my Zootopia universe.
>>2803285
This is a result I'm perfectly okay with even if it's not the one I requested.
>>2803250
Well, it is going on a month-long hiatus. Do you think it'll recover from it, knowing the dreaded hiatus is often the comic-killer?
>>2803270
>too busy writing Sharla stripping and Judy shaking her panty-clad ass at boys
>>2803227
Well, I guess it's good news that I already wouldn't mind collecting more then, huh? :P
>>2803293
What did you draw? I would like to see it.
>>2803302
Man, does his dick taste that good?
>>2803240
I feel you pretty much all the, but I'm not so far gone that suicide is my answer. Living with a room mate now, but I know that I'll feel what you do if I start living alone
>>2803120
>>2803284
RockJackal wins again. Some bdsm with a pinch of psychology seems like a fun thing to read.
Got a genuine rare here. I believe this is Mead's very first Zootopia picture.
>>2803332
As lame as it is, I don't want my already lame art looked upon worse by being tainted with this bitterness. Sorry for the whining anons.
>>2803299
might I suggest trying to either acquire a better camera, acquire a scanner, acquire a tablet, or learn how to draw with a mouse like weaver and a couple of other drawfags here?
>>2803190
A family member being murdered is also traumatic. I have more ideas but honestly I don't think you should do it. Just think it through if you do because it will hurt them no matter what, and feelings about death are complicated.
>>2803293
If you're frustrated at not getting enough attention, that's one thing, and there are methods of recourse for that, but to then immediately turn to lashing out and smearing someone else who gets more attention than you is a pretty meanspirited thing to do, anon. I get that you think you're better than him and therefore deserve more (You)s but attacking him isn't the way to go -- and neither is criticizing the taste of the people comprising those (You)s.
At best it comes off as some cruel jealousy and at worst a spiteful temper-tantrum.
>>2803279
Thanks for the input earlier. Like I said, I'd end up doing two versions with ears up, then down.
Paws are hard. I only found out through this that Judy and Nick have four digits per hand respectively.
>>2803293
Post your art anon. I'll look at it! And give you a (you)!
>>2803293
Well sitting around bitching about it definitely helps.
Definitely don't bother shilling your content or anything, taking requests, giving people a reason to give a shit.
>>2803335
Like the best fucking milkshake you ever had in your entire life.
>>2803309
which one did you request?
I also gather ideas from you losers.
Just the dubs one is the one that gets it first.
If you want you guys can keep playing, actually, reply to this post.
Dubs gets their story ideas written. I like writing, it's fun.
And I like you guys.
So I've been out for a while, what Weaver stuff have I missed since that one Joke comic done with Flash in it?
Can someone kindly post that stuff?
>>2803352
Don't feel bad it's cool if you don't want to
>>2803279
I love this. The surprised ears up is better than the passionate ears down in my opinion, just because flustered Judy is my favorite thing in the world.
>>2803108
Oh really now? Mind answering some questions? I assume you already must have done it in other threads, given the movie subject.
>>2803373
I dunno man
That was a pretty good milkshake.
>>2803377
ha ha get ready for feels
>>2802654
Is this going to be poasted on tumblr? I really wouldn't. You just KNOW some troll from this thread or some fucking tumblrina is going to report it, and these days, tumblr nukes the entire fucking account, not just the single offending post. Just ask noill.
Do gorillas exist in the zootopia universe?, I don't remember seeing one
I think I need another animal, maybe a huemul or something weird
>>2803376
I was the first person Judy pred-prey stuff request.
>>2803262
I was raised believing that people comes before money. If someone needs help, the price doesn't matter. But I genuinely don't think it would do much. I never really had any desires or ambitions
Hey guys, I'm not Weaver, but I feel like I can speak for him in this regard..
The more you beg him to draw your fursona, the more likely he is to walk away all together.
Drawing is fun, drawing for other people is ever better!
But when you're constantly bombarded with request after request for bullshit rolled animals it gets a little trying.
I'm not saying he won't draw your fursona, but maybe ask him nicely, give him a compliment, or maybe share some of your work with him.
Love you, Weaver.
>in a strictly platonic hand job sort of way.
FUCK
>>2803293
>I spend entire days working on art for the thread and no one gives a shit. Yet Weaver could doodle a pile of shit and people would be all around it, dancing and singing his praises.
You know, anon, just because my art looks crappy doesn't mean I go for a stretch and come back to find a finished comic waiting for me
I spend hours and days on these comics too, and even if it doesn't look great I do still put in time and effort
I mean, if you don't want to believe that, that's fine, I can't really convince you otherwise, but I still have to try
>>2803178
>>2803290
I wish there was a label for it.
>>2803285
Oh, this is for "Rock Jackal" if you are adding a "dedicated to" mention.
>>2803384
having the sweet closure of the moment is nice too, though.
Glad you like it, and thanks for my daily quota of (You)s.
>>2803404
Primates, including humans, do not exist in Zootopia, along with dogs cats and other animals that are a result of thousands of years of domestication.
>>2803404
They didn't. They related too closely to humans I believe.
>>2803425
wat
>>2803425
A: Wrong thread.
B: Wrong board.
C: That's a joke based off the fake EE&E MMO.
>>2803407
Ah okay.
I actually like writing pred/prey.
Freaking Out was initially intended to be a pred/prey story, but it changed as I wrote more.
>>2803404
No, Disney have deleted any trail of the hominids on the movie.
>>2803293
Yes, that's what happens when you are a popular artist. Generally you work very hard to get to your popularity level, then you can do whatever. However art still takes effort at any level, which you should know.
A simple weaver comment is going to get more replies than a comic I worked six hours on. I've accepted that, and you should too.
Also I'm really curious about your art. If you're really that good, you shouldn't be as neglected as you're saying. I've seen some pretty new/out of practice artists get a fair amount of (You)s.
>>2803451
>fake
>he hasnt redeemed his key yet
>>2803454
>but it changed as I wrote more.
You know, I'd be disappointed if I didn't like where it was or where it was headed so much.
I'd write it myself but I determined over the past few days that I just can't write lewd, so I'm gonna stick to my comfy cuddle fics.
>>2803439
I will dedicate a mention to you.
>>2803314
Oh I didn't really mean the hiatus, I meant more that there was discussion for maybe half a thread and then people stopped talking about it entirely.
I think that it'll survive it's hiatus. The artist clearly looks like he's going somewhere with the story and with the amount of work he's put into it so far I couldn't see him just dropping it now. I think it'll end when he finishes up his story. I don't know if he'll follow up with something else after though.
>>2803362
Cute stuff, don't like how many short quick lines you use. Also got a better way of getting em on here? Its a bit blurry.
Still though I know who you are and like some of your stuff. I just don't know much about art.
>>2803354
I TOTALLY FUCKING FORGOT I HAD A DRAWING TABLET.
THANKS, ANON.
-cct
>>2803404
The rule is that if you roll any ape, reptile, avian, or domesticated animal such as a dog or cat you reroll, and whatever you roll is now your animal in Zootopia, request it to be drawn or draw it yourself.
>pic related, what I rolled and requested, wolverine
Does anyone want a writefag to butcher your request. Love typos and grammatical errors if so give me writing requests.
P.s you guys are my only friends
>>2803356
If you've been around enough, you'd know that--and it isn't his fault personally--that people literally do get ignored because of Weaver. His popularity is just so huge it eclipses a lot of lower ones. I don't think I'm better than him in general, but I do know that in some technical senses (at least in regard to his common posting style) I am. Now, I still think he's better overall.
It is jealousy and a spiteful temper-tantrum but I'm only human and I have my flaws.
>>2803363
Kinda helps me feel better a little bit. A little.
>>2803432
The difference is you put that effort in and people care.
>>2803396
If it's something I know, then sure. To be entirely clear, I am not a police officer, but rather a Conservation Officer, but I am just getting through my seasonal retraining, so most things are still fresh in my mind.
>>2803432
to be fair, more so than the art i think its weevs writing that gets peoples attention. A class banter boy
>>2803462
Is it bad that I think that shep looks attractive in a tank top?
>>2803432
I've been enjoying EVERYTHING zoot related, but I never put a reply to them because I don't have anything to say other than that I liked it.
Just know that if it was posted here, I probably saw it, and it made me happy.
>>2803466
And that's how the thread was totally convinced that Dawn Bellwether, bioterrorist and anti-predator speciest, was actually married to a wolf.
Ahh, finally home from work
How goes it gents, and possibly ladies?
>>2803467
I'm not saying it's right or fair, but on the other hand, Weaver's strength seems to lie in his concepts much more than in his actual art. Given how many things he's come up with that people have latched onto, a comment might get a lot of response for that reason. If he'd only written about Shepard instead of drawing them, it wouldn't have made such a splash, but I think it still would have gotten a lot of recognition because it's a solid idea.
>mfw I decide to post my scribbles when the thread picks back up and quickly.
It's a good thing, I guess...
>>2803484
I would love one where Nick is telling Judy that he has more than one love interest in his life
>>2803480
That was a choppy edit of a different photo. I just used it because it seemed apt for a reaction image. The full one is just another one of my quick doodles. Nothing very special. My more detailed work has more solid lines.
>pic related its definitely my favorite thing I've done.
>>2803376
clawhauser's day, i want to know how someone so cheerful deals with being the dispatch, how many officer down/hurt call has he dealt with.
>>2802964
If you're so unhappy then you probably need to be more honest with yourself.
Let go of your inhibitions and domestication. If you're really that depressed what's the most you can lose? You can end up in a situation worse than you are now, but you could also end up somewhere better.
Betrayal is the greatest sin of all, reserved for the deepest layer of hell I personally believe betrayal of your self is the ultimate crime.
If you are a saint, live as a saint.
If you are a rabid beast, live as a rabid beast.
The possibility of death and pain are ever present, but ultimately do you want a slow dragged out death where you killed yourself from the inside out until you're an aged husk that might as well be hollowed out inside, or to die fast, consumed in whatever passion you have.
>>2803349
Seen it before, but Judy eating ice cream is still worth a d'aww.
>>2803341
Sorry, you misunderstand- suicide is not my answer. But that's because I don't want to end my life, it's because I CAN'T end my life. If I did I would hurt the people around me and as much as I hate myself I don't know what I would do if I ever intentionally hurt the people I love. And yes I know that that makes little sense, since I would be dead (I'm not religious so no afterlife) and wouldn't have to worry about feeling like even worse than the scum of the earth, but despite that 'sound logic' I simply don't consider suicide an option. If everyone I knew suddenly collectively either died or dropped contact with me then yeah I'd probably off myself as soon as I figured out a quick and easy way to do it, but until that day happens (hopefully never) I'm just going to keep on riding this piece of shit until I crash, but not because I swerved into a tree intentionally.
So I guess my answer to life is "NOTHING REALLY MATTERS IN THE END SO WHY BOTHER WORRYING ABOUT IT? WE MAY HAVE PASSED THE POINT WHERE WE CLEARLY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" Or something like that.
>>2803531
Sure thing. Any other details to add so I can disappoint you further
>>2803486
>It is jealousy and a spiteful temper-tantrum but I'm only human and I have my flaws.
There's nothing wrong with losing your temper if you recognize it, anon. It's when you let that anger eat you up and embrace it and become an angry shitposter, throwing your own art away and dedicating yourself to bringing others down that you get to the real bad stuff.
I still wish you'd post something of yours.
>>2803476
If you were going to do it anyway, man. No pressure for anything. make the story great and as long as you want.
>>2803520
You have to strike while the fandom is hot
Freshly posted
>>2803559
>Finnick is the other guy of Nick's eye
>tension
>Judy walks in on them
>perhaps some voyeurism?
Nothing more.
>>2803515
>And that's how the thread was totally convinced that Dawn Bellwether, bioterrorist and anti-predator speciest, was actually married to a wolf.
It's kind of fucking magic, when you put it like that.
>>2803555
Well.
That one kind of default wins.
>2803555
Trips man.
You get that.
Anyone to address it too?
>>2803492
It's mostly about what kinds of exams you're required to pass. I'm not from America so I don't know these sorts of details. I take it there's a civil service exam, and after that the training itself, right? Is it possible to completely fail the training?
>>2803518
>If he'd only written about Shepard instead of drawing them, it wouldn't have made such a splash, but I think it still would have gotten a lot of recognition because it's a solid idea.
That's because of what the people who come to these threads want to consume.
A writefag is going to get a handful of (you)s IF THEY'RE LUCKY. That's because people don't read as much as they look at pictures. And screw them if the tone, setting, characterization, or themes aren't exactly what everyone else is looking for-- maybe everyone on the thread responds to comfy comics or images, but they might not read writefaggotry, and your story about comfy comfy comfy won't peek the interest to those who want serious serious serious, who ALSO MIGHT JUST NOT COMMENT.
Thread dynamics are not perfect information. Just do shit that makes you happy-- write, draw, shitpost, or image dump, but if you think someone else is stopping you from being able to enjoy the thread, that's just weird cause its EVERYONE whose not commenting on your shit.
>>2803568
>Hopps and robbers
I'm shocked a pun that silly didn't make it into the film itself.
>>2803562
Well most of these will be one-offs. At most 3 chapters.
More something to do in my free time.
But they will get done.
>>2803446 I can remember on the credits a magazine called "Fancy cat" with a cat picture on the front.
>>2803568
What's the source on this? I've seen a few of these comics but I'd love to see them all.
Jeez why is everyone talking about /zoot/ like a terminally ill relative
>>2803581
Be sure to add a self insert of this Anon.
>>2803581
It can't be lewd. Trust me you don't want me to write lewd.
Wow this thread sure is depressing!
>>2803289
Call me a biscuit, cause you are buttering me up!
>Now I'm totally going to make Gideon say that as your little otter (what's his name) tries to be smooth.
>>2801265
Not garbage! Fun idea that only had a few rough spots (Nick plan felt a biiiit convoluted....). I have to give you major props for the switch-a-roo on character comfort. Many authors pick one character to be the experienced person in ALL matters of a relationship. Reality tends to blur things more and I think you did a good job of holding to that.
>>2803293
Well what can I say but "life ain't fair"? That's just some fact that you'll have to come to terms with sooner or later.
>>2803594
The life of a writefag is fucking miserable in these threads, can confirm. You need to shill more to get even less than drawfag.
I don't even need some in depth critique, I just like hearing that somebody got some sort of kick out of it, or even that they didn't like it just knowing they gave it a chance was enough.
All I have to go on is the views on the pastebin itself as some measure. Is it that hard to toss a (you) if you read the damn thing?
>>2803532
I can see the ears have some smooth lines but the chin still seems frayed. You should try some more asymmetry to make your poses more dynamic.
Its a fun look and he looks really excited which makes me not want to be as brutal. But I am gunna be a bit. Like for me the ears are weird, the left ear is bigger than the right. As well while the outline of the neck is super fluffy, the jabby lines around it seems to put me off like he was just shaven.
Help?
Still cute though. I love this expression.
>>2803621
While its not good motivation to only draw for attention, it certainly helps to get some replies to show someone cares! Criticism is nice too.
>>2803481
How the hell
>>2803483
Awesome! It's nice to see that pic made it to you. I reposted it a bunch of times but I wasn't sure if you ever saw it until now.
>>2803594
Well, a big part of that is also that writing is more time-intensive to consume. A picture takes a few seconds to glance at, a comic maybe a few more. A fic of modest length will need a lot longer, it becomes an investment. Without a visual medium the strength of characterization and plot is all that's left to carry it, so it needs to be that much stronger to compensate. And I'd say the threshold for writing is a bit higher, in that a 'badly drawn' picture can still be enjoyed depending, but a 'badly written' fic is garbage no matter what.
>>2803486
Anon if it makes you feel any better, I save a lot of photos and even if I'm not giving the (You)s, it doesn't mean you're work doesn't go unnoticed or unappreciated. I like any oc of any kind and I'm probably not the only one. Weaver can get like 30 replies all saying good job or just reaction Images, but don't you think it would be better to get the 1 or 2 replies that actually try to give you some form of criticism to help you improve? Anyway just know that your work is always appreciated and always loved. Just try and do you and all will be fine.
>reading a fic
>Shit gets dark
>Like "Bonnie gets injected with Nighthowler serum, rips her young son's throat out, then gets killed eat eaten by Nick under the effects of a similar serum" dark
>One or two chapters later theres a quirky special ops squad introduced named after members of the A Team
God damn it. Is tone consistency really THAT hard to maintain.
>>2803655
the unfortunate reality is that maybe people dont care
also youre not gonna get any worthwhile criticism from people on a furry porn board
>>2803584
>Anyone to address it too?
Shit I didn't expect to win. Weird surprise. What do you mean address it to?
>>2803663
I like the style, good stuff.
>>2803594
>A writefag is going to get a handful of (you)s IF THEY'RE LUCKY. That's because people don't read as much as they look at pictures. And screw them if the tone, setting, characterization, or themes aren't exactly what everyone else is looking for-- maybe everyone on the thread responds to comfy comics or images, but they might not read writefaggotry, and your story about comfy comfy comfy won't peek the interest to those who want serious serious serious, who ALSO MIGHT JUST NOT COMMENT.
Then again, you might come into the thread after having a nice day, see your story mentioned followed by four posts about how much it SUCKS and spend the rest of the evening wanting to gargle bleach.
Count your blessings.
>>2803635
Thanks for the (You) feeding my addiction!
The comfort dynamic was one of the things people seemed most interested in when I was spitballing ideas for this.
And yeah, I am in agreement Nick's plan was a bit convoluted, but I needed it to happen because I needed them in the right place at the right time.
The beer was fucking dumb though, I think.
>>2803583
It really is.
>>2803646
Is it that hard to toss a (you) if you read the damn thing?
drawings can be consumed in seconds, reading takes more time, mate.
if it makes you feel better i add almost everything here to my reading queue, so it will be eventually read
>>2803475
I'll probably end up doing half chapters posted aside the main fic when I get to lewd segments.
Or I'll do "what if" situations in that fic as lewd one shots.
Like if Jack got his way.
Or Nick got handsy over night.
>>2803687
Why is Judy so sad?
>>2803600
Oh fun. I enjoy reading something with a little thickness to it, if you decide to make it such a size.
>>2803481
Uhh
anytime, anon
>>2803646
Views don't even mean much. As >>2803666 says, writing is super fucking time intensive when done right (HINT: EDIT YOUR SHIT), and time intensive to consume. I assure you more than half the views are people who open the tab, see the length, read the first sentence, and then go back to updating these threads.
>>2803687
The effort you put into stuff, followed by the immediate dismissal from the people you're trying to please, is soul crushing.
>>2802957
Damn son, have any more?
>>2803511
All an artist wants to know is that their work reached someone.
It doesn't matter your reaction to it as long as it excites one!
So if a picture makes you smile, or get angry, or cry, or get horny, all they want to know is that someone saw it.
>>2803651
Yep that one is an older model. I know the ears are wacko but you reach a point on pencil you can't do much erasing without making a huge mess. The neck was meant to look disheveled and messed up to match the wide eyes, creepy grin, and baggy shadows in a "I haven't slept in five days" look. Hence the file name!
>>2803672
I don't know about that, this guy is giving me lots of good advice! >>2803651
>>2803694
>Like if Jack got his way
Unless its about the aftermath, I don't think this is a story that needs to be told. Nothing fun or sexy about a girl getting date raped while unconscious
>>2803671
>tone inconsistency
>>2803646
I feel awkward putting a reply hours after what I'm replying to. It's like I'm messing up the flow.
Just know that the single fic I haven't liked reading was one that had all the characters act really dark and needlessly violent.
>>2803722
It'd be purely for experimental purposes.
I want to get all different genres under my belt, grimdark is one of them.
And it could also be an aftermath.
>>2803593
Okay so, police is way harder to get into than what I'm doing. Plus I am in Canada, not the US, so I don't know their standards.
All I needed was a college degree in a relevant field (Environmental and Wildlife Management was mine, although we've got Criminal Justice guys, various bio degrees, one guy argues his way in on a sociology degree). Plus passing a psych evaluation, and running a PARE test (a Canadian fitness test) in under 4:45. In addition, I did a 16 week intensive Conservation Enforcement program at a police academy. The province I am in gives an additional two weeks of training, but once you're in that, you're basically hired. They do their best not to lose anyone at that point.
Our year didn't lose anyone in the CE academy program, but we came damn close to having someone not meet the physical requirements by the end of the program. He snuck by with I think a half percent to spare, so it is definitely possible to fail out of.
>>2803688
Aye, i'd honestly say if your happy with the results throw yourself up onto a more permanent and feedback friendly location. Never hurts to put yourself out there!
>>2803715
Some, yea. As an artist, it's important to build your collection of references.
>>2803701
>Why is Judy so sad?
Because she had the misfortune of being written by me, apparently.
>>2803737
Grimdark can be good surprisingly or not.
But I don't think a story about a daterape, like specifically about what happened during the event, is worth writing.
>>2803663
I saved it the first time you posted it, I think you might not have seen my reply because I passed out for an hour then replied to you. Anyways thanks, I love it and it looks great
>>2803734
Ain't mine, is it? Describe the characters.
>>2802930
actually characters in zootopia don't really have muscle definition outside of arm size, just look at the design of chief Bogo
>>2803734
Please for the love of god stop feeling like that, especially with fics. I know I'm not going to get immediate replies because I know it takes a while to read, but I'd rather get some critique hours after the fact than not at all.
>>2803740
Yeah, I have an ffnet account set up, I just don't like the permanence of it.
>>2803623
Its just people winding each other up because there was a brief ill wind in the air.
Like I'm amazed at what suckers we are for low tier shitposting.
>>2803609
I only know their FA because I'm a dirty furry. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ipoke/
>>2803786
We're all dirty furries, anon.
>>2803627
>Now I'm totally going to make Gideon say that as your little otter (what's his name) tries to be smooth.
Squee!
>>2803634
"Look Judy I don't like you that way. I mean you're cool and all.. And I'm seeing someone already ."
Judy didn't stay to hear the rest. She ran off tears welling in her eyes. She felt so immature running off but she couldn't think of anything else to do. Nick hated her. For years officer Hopps had waited for the courage to ask him to date her and he had someone all along.
Is this a good start?
>>2803714
>The effort you put into stuff, followed by the immediate dismissal from the people you're trying to please, is soul crushing.
Their criticism is as legit as the ones saying they liked the story, but it still sucks.
>>2803535
I'm not him but...
>Let go of your inhibitions and domestication. If you're really that depressed what's the most you can lose? You can end up in a situation worse than you are now, but you could also end up somewhere better.
In practical terms, what do you mean with this? What should he be doing?
>>2803755
Yeah it's really hit and miss with grimdark.
If I did a what if for that, it'd be a post event. Possibly almost a...
I'd call it a ghost fic?
With Judy being so barely there and being picked up by Nick.
Nick nearly killing the guy.
Just depression all around.
>>2803731
Its really not that hard. You don't go from grimdark shit to a parody of the A-Team.
>>2803776
To each their own good sir, I just enjoy following authors that have unique and fun takes on normal tropes. Personally after reading that, i'd love to be able to catch other works from you!
>>2803773
I'm no quitter anon, when I say I'm gonna draw fit girls I'm gonna draw fit girls
>>2803798
Better yet, make it so that way it's her fault. like "Oh, you should have come to me sooner, but I found someone else..."
>>2803780
I'm a walking shitpost, to be honest. I was laughing my ass off in the spiderman derail a couple days ago.
>>2803349
Is that from Hot Fuzz? Because I think I have seen another pic of the exact same scene.
>>2803672
I know this is basically /furryporn/ but these threads have been more art and writing than porn recently. I see a few short bursts of porn but the standard operating procedures seems to be OC.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19949729/
>>2803818
As I typed that I logged in and started to throw the other writeup I had up there.
I know this is going to get dredged up years from now, just like my old fanfics on this site did.
I'll toss you a link when I get them up.
Just know that lewd is out of the norm for me.
>>2803798
No.
This isn't an anime, and that's a bad way to open anyway. The interesting thing has already happened. You need to build TO the interesting thing.
>>2803802
Try not to take it too harshly. Take their criticisms and use it to improve. Unless their critique wasn't constructive.
>>2803831
It's the "brain wave" moment.
>>2803810
For me, grimdark shit HAS to have a happy ending. Unless theres some point being made through the suffering, there needs to be something happy to offset it all.
And I don't buy bullshit excuses like "Well thats just real life". Thats a dumb excuse for writers who can't think of any other reason to justify their edgelust. Its just sadism.
Thats how I feel at least.
>>2803341
>>2802964
Why does everyone assume suicide is the default answer to not having a purpose in life? I've got clinical depression, My body rejects antidepressants, I spend lots of time contemplating the value of life, I couldn't hold on to hobbies so I stopped trying them, Wasn't happy with relationships so I stopped dating, Didn't enjoy going out with friends so I stopped calling them, and they're all so sure that I'm going to snap and off myself.
Just because someone's not willing to force themselves to do things they don't enjoy doesn't mean that they're going to off themselves. Death is a contract that you don't get to read, Could be a million times shittier than life is. I may look back upon the nights drinking alone and the constant barrage of concerned calls and interventions that I don't need fondly.
>>2803827
Will do gov
>>2803769
Oh ok. I'm just always worried because I draw so slow compared to a lot of the other artists here. (Not that I'm complaining of course, I love all the content that gets posted.)
>>2803685
Thanks a bunch!
>>2803798
This is an excellent start. Thanks man. Keep it up!
>>2803845
Any comment is better than echoing silence.
>>2803848
YEAAHHH BOIIII
>mfw the fox and donkey kissed
based Weaver is based
>>2803833
Why the fuck would bogo wear a man hammock underneath his professional clothing I mean I understand the sexy aspect of it but from a logical standpoint he would either wear compression shorts or briefs
"By all appearances this is just business as usual, the only exception is people who are screaming about how this is the end."
>>2803838
To be honest the lewd factor isn't what has peak my interest, but thanks for the honesty!
As I said, you took a few fun different angles here that tend to lead to stories that REALLY stick out in my mind. I have a soft spot in my heart for anti-tropes in stories that do it well. Sex is fun and all, but its the moments of interaction between characters that really make a work sing.
>>2803858
I'd do a neutral ending. Just a...
Life goes on.
Like in that case, Nick would be there even more for her.
Her friends would be 10x more supportive, Nick would NEVER leave her side. But...
She was still raped.
So it's a case of yeah people are there but
she might not totally recover.
>>2803842
Sorry didn't see you!
Just tell me a name to address it to in the notes and I'll mention that.
Doesn't have to be namefagging, just something to distinguish that it was for you.
I'm really interested, do you guys think the artist persona fad ultimately evolved out if the SIGN IT meme? I wonder if any drawfriends would have gone for an identity of SIGN IT didn't exist.
>>2803831
i'm the only one who dosen't enjoy hot fuzz fic ?
i can't handle first person narrators, it kills me because it's a decent fic
>>2803738
Wait, yours requires a college degree but police is harder to get into?
>>2803894
I dunno, I think Judy would be the kind of person who would try her damnedest not to let that ruin her life. It would leave a mark for sure, but she wouldn't take that shit lying down I don't think.
>>2803898
Nah, it came from a drawfriend drawing what he rolled, and everyone else going "Hey, that looks like fun!".
>>2803868
I think that you draw pretty on time, you just draw less than some artists here
>>2803832
This. I'm so happy about what these threads have evolved from. They literally went from just porn dumps to actual discussion and oc. I think that finals have been putting a lot of pressure on a lot of content creators and anons a like and that can probably be seen in all the shit posting going on in the past literally 2 days. Even for people who aren't taking classes, the lack of just general discussion and oc do to others being bogged down is taking affect on the quality of these threads. I feel as soon ass finals are over, we will have a jump in quality again, and when the blueray comes out, maybe even more. As long as we stop trying to be assholes and just be friends and have fun, we'll be fine.
>>2803845
>Try not to take it too harshly. Take their criticisms and use it to improve. Unless their critique wasn't constructive.
Yeah, that's what I'm telling myself. This place is a double-edged sword: you want honesty in a piece of criticism? You've got it -- whether you liked it or not.
I think Judy would want me to keep going.
>>2803880
Do you think Judy has ever fired her gun in the air at a fleeing suspect who happens to be someone close to her?
>>2803917
The police generally require a college degree you know.
Theres a reason Judy waited til she was 24 to go to academy instead of going straight out of high school
>>2803720
When I am talking smooth lines I mean like this guys Judy ears smooth.>>2803663
They look pretty damn uniform and besides that they don't close off which bugs me for some reason they are pretty cool. However like you some of the lines are frayed but its kinda a sketch. what you showed me I assume is some of your best work so I am gunna be a bit more ontop of you for it.
>>2803868
You may be slow but I like how even though there are a bunch of different lines it still feels smooth. Its unique, I don't know if I like it but it interests me.
Cool shit man, keep it up you two.
>>2803918
Of course not.
The same is true in the canon fic.
But that doesn't mean she still wouldn't be impacted.
The feeling of uselessness the drug caused alone was enough to shock her a bit.
Imagine how it'd impact her if something actually did happen because of that.
>>2803919
Downside that once that became old hat and people got sick of OC llama #38492, artists got mad that their work wasn't being appreciated and started whining.
>>2803861
Because some people want it all to stop.
For me, it was because I wanted to stop being a financial drain on my family.
>>2803931
We all do it for her tony bromo.
-J
>>2803451
newfag
>>2803802
I'd be more sympathetic if he even made the attempt at listening to feedback.
Like a thread full of people said, "Everyone feels OC, Bogo feels like a crazy person instead of the tough but honestly caring boss he was in the film." and his response was to double down on it. If that's what he wants to write fine, but I think its a little dishonest of the dude to go, "Woe is me no one likes my work I'd better kill myself!".
Like you do not have to listen to every piece of feedback, some people are idiots or just hate your concept but as a writer you should also be open to the idea that maybe what you want to do with these characters is not going to work with the scenario you've crafted.
>>2803888
Hey look! There's me in the bottom with some dude!
Does this mean I'm finally relevant?
>>2803888
HA! This is great
>>2803881
The two OC's kissed
>>2803930
This. These threads have become something great. Not perfect, but no fandom general is.
>>2803917
Police definitely requires at least a college degree, generally in a specifically police-oriented field, instead of a more broad "related field." Plus the physical requirements are more strict.
To put it into perspective, the academy I went to for the extra push has four programs. The police program is their biggest, usually getting 90-100 students each year. About a third drop for one reason or another.
>>2803893
I generally write off prompts, so don't expect interesting character dynamics all the time. It just happened this time.
But I think I'm just trying to talk down my own ego at this point. It's a problem I have.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7812701/
In the future I'll throw stuff up on here.
>>2803936
>police generally require a college degree
Haha, no. Most police departments require a high school diploma at most, unless you're going for a specialized position.
>>2803961
For some reason, i imagine Judy and Clawhauser as Angel and Butterman. I kind of imagine Nick being one of the random hoodies that Angel finds dead in the sewer.
>>2803805
Lot's of people end up settling.
They settle for something because they feel they have responsibilities and obligations they must fulfill. That they end up stuck in jobs or roles because they're doing either what people expect of them or what they feel is safer.
You have to be willing to risk a lot to gain a lot. Let's say that you rent an apartment and that you're basically killing yourself slowly to keep it because you;re afraid of not having a roof over your head. Then take a risk for another job or ditch the apartment.
Find somewhere cheaper, find someone you can live with, hell look up some local churches or homeless shelters and figure out if you can stay there while you figure shit out. If you have to roll down to the bottom to find your way up then do it.
There are always people who'll either be suckers for someone down on their luck turning everything around or who genuinely want to help people.
You've got one life, you've gotta make yourself the main character in it. Otherwise you'll end up as a fucking bit part in some other story.
You want to be the rising star or the tragic hero? Or do you wanna be "Man who MC bought penuts from"
Changed per your request
"Look Judy if you asked sooner I would have said yes but. I mean you're cool and all... I'm seeing someone already. okay?"
Judy didn't stay to hear the rest. She ran off tears welling in her eyes. She felt so immature running off but she couldn't think of anything else to do. Nick hated her. For years officer Hopps had waited for the courage to ask him to date her and he had someone all along.
She had already taken the whole week off to spend with her beloved center of the universe. But his heart was stolen by some floozy bitch. Probably some fox whore with diseases by he dozen.
She would have to win back his heart. But how..?
Four days and more wine than she was proud of had passed and now she had her plan. Tomorrow was Saturday and nick would be off work she would follow him from the shadows and find the whore and assess her weaknesses. That she would strike proving once and for all that Nick was for her .
Self insert incoming
>>2803858
I don't know about happy endings being a necessity, but I would certainly prefer it. I think your second point is stronger; there has to be a reason for it, there has to be a point or growth. That's what makes it worth it.
I'd rather remember a sad fic where Nick and Judy see a really horrific crime/accident and have to deal with it and become closer because of it, rather than just everything falling apart and things get worse and worse and nothing is gained.
>>2803974
That shit sucks. I've not gotten feedback for lots of stuff I've written, and I'm writing to be a better writer. I WANT to know where my stuff gets dropped, where people roll their eyes, and where people start laughing at how shitty it all is.
Maybe not everyone has the best criticism that you have to follow to a T, but shouting at the people who are giving you opinions is just...
I don't know, maybe its just because I've never been able to stack my (you)s into a high horse for me to sit on.
You guys talk like wild fire. Makes it hard to keep up with who's talking to who.
Still, best thread.
>>2803922
Yeah that's true too. I should get in the habit of drawing earlier. It's just hard for me to feel motivated before midnight most of the time.
>>2803961
Thank you, drawfriend. Beautiful.
>>2803919
I know that, but do you think he would have signed it and attached his persona to it?
>>2803980
I think that anon might just be having a bad night. It does suck to have hard work ignored, even if how they said things is bad.
>>2804001
I'll follow along. Can't love everything a writer makes, but hey you caught my attention!
>>2803979
You've been relevant Batanon. I rally appreciate your dedication these past few threads, and you're working to better yourself. You're on my list of cool drawfags <3
>>2803646
t's not just these threads--it's the entire medium across the internet. Writers are never given much thought at all. Tumblr, the only other multimedia site I know of that has a large fanfic-loving userbase, has the exact same issue; writers are lucky to get any significant number of notes, be they reblogs or likes.
Before I stopped using it, I had around 250 followers as solely a fic writer; I had no other original content on my blog, would typically reblog sci-fi shit. When I posted a fic, I ran it by 4 or 5 friends first, then 1 or 2 close friends, then posted it. I was lucky to get over 50 likes, even with 250 followers, and even luckier to get half that in reblogs. More or less my exposure depended on a very very select few people watching me with high follower counts and having them reblog it. It got to the point where I felt disgusted with myself because I felt I was surreptiously using those followers, and I would post stories during times where I thought they were actually online and able to read and repost my stories. If one of them did, I could go as high as 800 notes, and that was with high praise coming from the people that read it.
Meanwhile a silly doodle of dubious quality gets thousands of notes.
The only place a fanfic is going to get any decent exposure is...well, nowhere, really.
Actuall,y I take that back; it's very dependent on the thread and group. I used to take part in the mass effect generals back in the day and there was literaly a fucking stable of content producers. There had to have been at least 10 different writefags and 5 different drawfags, and the writefags got just as much encouragement from the thread as the drawfags. It was really atypical now that I look back on it, but it was a magical general.
>>2804020
>tfw someone pretended to be me and got it messed up
No self insert please god
>>2804034
He didn't sign it. He just had a really appropriate roll, and everyone recognized the style.
>>2802973
I love how Nick was caught off guard by how forward Judy was after they woke up; going at a faster pace than what he planned.
>>2804064
Don't worry I'll butcher it
>>2804023
Well I added the second point because Id hardly say stories like 1984 are bad. They don't have happy endings, but at least theres a point to them. I can accept that.
But yeah, I prefer happy endings
>>2803931
Hey man, want someone to read over your shit? Help out?
I know that shit is super nice to have someone actually try to help with shit instead.
>>2803714
>The effort you put into stuff, followed by the immediate dismissal from the people you're trying to please, is soul crushing.
Cause I have felt this.
>>2804054
Forgot to add: the moment you attach your own self esteem to the number of notes your post gets or the number of (You)s you get, you are in a downward spiral. Always separate yourself from the amount and type of reaction your work gets.
>>2804054
Ain't that just the userbase, then? I assure you more people are willing to read stuff in a Mass Effect thread because they are the type of people who like playing Mass Effect than people like to read in Zootopia threads.
It might just be the wrong medium for the people you're trying to entice.
>>2803797
Don't get your dick hard just yet, they're just flirting.
>>2804049
>someone thinks I'm cool
Oh gosh I don't know what to say. That means a lot anon. Thanks.
>>2803880
Do you have the other brain wave pic? It's colored and has subtitles.
>>2804104
That's adorable tho! I can't wait to see it.
>>2804082
You need to go one step beyond and butcher every fanfic in the pastebin.
>>2803974
>Like a thread full of people said, "Everyone feels OC, Bogo feels like a crazy person instead of the tough but honestly caring boss he was in the film." and his response was to double down on it. If that's what he wants to write fine, but I think its a little dishonest of the dude to go, "Woe is me no one likes my work I'd better kill myself!".
I'm actually the person that wrote the story in question. There's a chapter coming up that explains why he's acting that way, I just haven't gotten to it yet. I understand where you and the other anons are coming from on that point. As a writer, I do have a reason for what Bogo is doing beyond "hurr hurr hurr let's make Bogo a total dick". Things haven't been fully explained yet, but there's more story to come.
>Like you do not have to listen to every piece of feedback, some people are idiots or just hate your concept but as a writer you should also be open to the idea that maybe what you want to do with these characters is not going to work with the scenario you've crafted.
This is actually what I'm most worried about. I'm actually wondering if I did take it too far in the wrong direction and can't correct for it now. All I can do it try.
The critiques I got were tough but fair; I should appreciate them for that. But I'm also a creative human being and can't just go "Well that didn't sting a little -- or a lot." Forgive my reaction, but I'm only human.
>>2804014
>"go to a homeless shelter to avoid having a job."
Do you give terrible advice for a living or is it just a fucking hobby you actual fucking idiot.
>>2804020
Dude, just stop. Calm down. Go back to concept. I dunno why you reversed it from Nick's old GF being the psycho to Judy but whatever.
You need to build to moments. Judy's rejection is a moment, build up to it. Are you playing it comically? Tragically? Why would Nick twist the knife like that? He's a social guy, he knows how to talk to people. Why does Judy react the way she does?
Personally, I'd avoid the conversation altogether. Judy building up a head of paranoid steam makes way more sense if she sees Nick with a strange woman WITHOUT confronting him about it.
>>2804031
I get you, I feel like talking a lot more after it hits 11 or 12.
>>2803960
If you're worried about being a financial drain you probably don't have the cash packed away for death expenses. Why not get a job or start one of those dumb fact tumblrs accounts with facts in little images and a watermark linking back to your page with adsense ads all over it. That seems to be the hot new zero-skill high-payout thing to do. There's another every year.
>>2803899
Hot Fuzz fic? Mind throwing me a link, anon?
I'm not entirely into first person perspective in writing, but when done well I can really get into it.
>>2803671
And now Nick is a shonen character who super reflexes
>>2804101
What's a writefag to do, then? Throw up their hands and admit that they chose the wrong art to dedicate themselves to, pick up a pencil, speed read Loomis, and hope for the best?
>>2804098
It's not a matter of self-esteem being attached to attention. The attention, while very intoxicating, isn't the reason why I want a response.
I want a response because I genuinely want to improve. I can't improve unless somebody tells me "hey this part was good, do more of that, but this part was shit, so fix it"
I can have an idea of what parts I felt were good or bad, but being that I will always be overly harsh on myself, it can skew my sense of what is good and what is bad.
>>2804026
Man hard truth of the internet: people hate reading.
I blame twitter.
Don't write for the (You)s. Its easier said than done and everyone loves that one insightful comment by a reader that really GETS it, but that's candy. You can't expect that or you'll be disappointed.
But to clarify, he didn't shout at anyone, he just ignored it or decided that making EVERYONE a scumbag was the rational response to "Why is Bogo being such a scumbag instead of giving Judy some time off with the department shrink like a sane boss would do?".
And again if that is the story he wants to write that's fine.
>>2804175
Not to be harsh, but there's no demand for typewriter repairmen for a reason.
>>2804117
I'll look for it, I know i've got it somewhere. A kind anon made this after I talked about the scene.
>thread isn't borked
>steady stream of advice and critique for draw and write fags
>happiness that is noticeable but not hug boxy
>Only a small amount of depression posting
Truly this is the maximum amount of comfy. Its beautiful.
>>2804151
not that anon, found it on the pastebin
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11861303/1/Hot-Fuzz
>>2804205
Zoo Gen definitely has been uplifting for me these past couple days.
>>2803772
I had powered through an 80 chapter one right after so I'm a little fuzzy on it. I think Judy was kidnapped and being tortured?
Hey y'all. Moosefic writer here, I've edited it and applied the critiques Clunky gave for it, and posted it to AO3.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6827884
I've got a good idea for another story with the good Captain Fournier, and I'll be posted it on AO3 from now on.
>>2803888
>weaver will never be drawn without the lamb coat
Hue. Twenty bucks says it extends to the next fandom he moves to.
>>2804201
Holy fuck that was harsh
>>2804133
It's not horrible advice. If you're really so fucking depressed with your life that you want to die or are stagnant then you need to do something.
My belief is dying fast but true to yourself is better than slowing rotting away.
A Homeless shelter might be shitty but you'll learn something from it. You might learn that maybe you didn't have it so bad after all. You might learn that you actually like this kind of place. You might get a horrible disease from being bitten by some bum and have to reevaluate your life. You might learn how much the people around you are really willing to go. You might learn that you're far happier just wandering. You might learn that you didn't expect to get murder raped by homeless people and die.
That's all fine though. All of those lives are far more compelling than "Anonymous worked his shitty job from 6 - 5 for 40 years, retired and died"
Alot of discussion. I haven't seen judy in like 40 posts..
-J
Wait is grimdark in now? I was going for cozy slice of life shit.
nvm I'll just make them all alcoholics
Olá meninos e meninas é Chumpy . Eu estou perguntas!
Or, in other words:
I got some new nibs in the mail today so I'm down to do some requests to get back into the swing of things with my tablet since it's been a few days since I've drawn on it. How's everyone been?
wait so how would a sheep dick work in zootopian context
I was gonna say it obviously can't be the one on the left because that's silly
but then on the right looks fucking silly too
this is not a stumbling block I expected
Oc time!!
"Look Judy if you asked sooner I would have said yes but. I mean you're cool and all... I'm seeing someone already. okay?"
Judy didn't stay to hear the rest. She ran off tears welling in her eyes. She felt so immature running off but she couldn't think of anything else to do. Nick hated her. For years officer Hopps had waited for the courage to ask him to date her and he had someone all along.
She had already taken the whole week off to spend with her beloved center of the universe. But his heart was stolen by some floozy bitch. Probably some fox whore with diseases by he dozen.
She would have to win back his heart. But how..?
Four days and more wine than she was proud of had passed and now she had her plan. Tomorrow was Saturday and nick would be off work she would follow him from the shadows and find the whore and assess her weaknesses. That she would strike proving once and for all that Nick was for her.
She knew where he lived and all the nooks and crannies that he went to all she would have to do is wait.
Nick swung the apartment door open with gusto the air was cool but not too cool and the sun was shining, plus he had a date planned for this after noon. In the third floor of suittopia a bunny clad in black spied on him through little binoculars.
Nick hpoed that he hadn't hurt his rabbit comrades feelings too much but there was no use crying over spilt milk. They would likely catch up where they left off on Monday. A greasy faced and short Cyote with a gratuitous t-shirt in latin bumped into him. He hurriedly apologized. The clumsy buffoon had accidentally distracted him from a drone with a camera flying ober head.
>>2804249
Just don't go using up an image slot every time you post, k?
>>2803894
Oh umm... Alley then.
I also don't feel like >>2803858
Its fun to see things fall apart. Just one thing I would say is leave something.
I agree with neutral endings. Also I just was handing out ideas, I get these a lot just never try working on them for too long.
I lose interest quick.
You do this again I will throw some more cards into your hat.
Also I missed you too. So many people saying (you) makes this harder than usual.
>>2804273
The entire thread going mad, but suddenly weaver descends from the heavens, says "sup", leaves, and we are at peace again.
>>2804232
Oh thank god it wasn't mine, I was so--
...
...probably means nobody's read it...
>>2804273
holy shit chumpy is alive
thought weaver took you prisoner to have a source of wool
>>2804273
All good son, all good.
How about Judy trying to teach Nick how to drive a tractor, but he keeps singing "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E
>>2804281
Keep it up
>>2804273
>>2804274
There's two kinds of people in this world...
>>2804122
it's hard drawing happy guy faces without making them overly feminine.
>>2804283
Well to be honest that's really why I come on the threads in the first place, to post some comfy and a little bit of lewd jude. So I dunno brotatochip
-J
>>2804273
Hey Chumpy I showed my friend some of your art and he said your lines were "feminine".
So I guess my question is do you have a penis?
>>2804281
I just noticed all the typos. I apologize
>>2804163
And a super power feral side where his eyes glow red.
>>2804273
hi chumpy. squirrel here. doing fine, I shilled some new nickxjudy i drew a thousand posts ago, being less than two minutes ago too.
interesting to hear you'll be on a tablet.
how about a bar scene with me and you for once?
>>2804314
Like my ultra cool oc?
>>2804273
If you're doing requests, I'd appreciate you drawing a a badger in your style. In the style of a gym rat.
>>2804307
>country music in /ztg/
Disregard me previous post, this is now maximum kek.
>>2804295
I finished reading another. Can I have your to read?
I think my last 5 captchas have all been of cookies
>>2804163
I hope Judy can summon a weapon.
>>2804274
Left seems more correct to me, no matter how silly it looks.
>>2804345
Nigga where you been? I was posting Dolly Parton last night.
>>2804202
Oh hey, seeing as I'm already procrastinating, allow me to go back and finish that pic for you, Anon
>>2804358
She got retardedly powerful super hearing actually.
>>2804273
Judy, Francine, and Priscilla dressed up for a girls' night out.
>>2804325
then at least say a few words about the piece. glad you're enjoying yourself, but things move a little too fast.
>>2804274
I vote right. It looks more accurate.
>>2804368
I was busy listening to Galaktikon
>>2804273
Could you draw Nick in Robin's place in that scene from Robin Hood where he's tied up? At Judy's mercy, of course.
>>2804339
He's the bomb
>>2804132
The problem is you lost me with the opening.
There's this concept called the buy in. As a storyteller you have to offer a concept that the reader buys into. "There is a man who can fly." "Animals are people and solve crimes." "Love can bloom on the battlefield.". Some readers will refuse outright. Some can be swayed, some will embrace it, and some can be lost.
What I am trying to suggest, here, is that you have invested so much in this narrative of "Nick penetrates the Hard Man culture of the ZPD." you do not realize you have flubbed your buy in. It feels unnatural, stilted, like the characters are cruel parodies of themselves. You need to rework it, introduce some characters who work better as vicious thugs or have Bogo's actions be more in line with his character-we see from the movie he's more likely to sideline a cop with joke duty than hit them.
And you shouldn't be worried about the possibility of going back. LOTS of writers have to go back and rework stuff. Zootopia's kind of famous for it, remember? They were so married to that dumb shock collar dystopia it took outside eyes for them to realize it was the wrong approach for the story they wanted to tell.
I'm not trying to hurt your feelings man, honest, I am just trying to get these idea through to you.
>>2804273
Taco speak chumpy.
Things are weird here.. I gotta ask though man. Can we get a more in-depth arms / legs tut from you ... if you ever get the chance ... maybe.
>>2804274
Try having the balls come out of the fur too?
Otherwise, go right
>>2804388
Best I can do is a possoum anon.
>>2804274
>tfw you're not weaver and don't have the think about these things
Living the good life
>>2804239
I literally have no idea what he looks like without it.
well... maybe I do
>>2804383
Well, then have some High Valley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R422tahouA
Some of the only Nashville sound on the radio outside of Darius Rucker, and they're from fucking Alberta.
>>2804289
HA! That's funny. Well, for the sake of anatomy I'm pretty sure sheep wool gets short on their underside but since that's not really the case in Zootown I guess the...uh..."goods" would ride low on the "chassis" so like the one on the right I guess. At least that's my best guess.
>>2804292
So nothing new?
>>2804302
Who said he didn't? He's just got a very easy to guess wifi password.
>>2804326
Yep, at least I think that's what the doctors say that thing is. I'm pretty darn gay though so that might be part of it.
>>2804307
>>2804337
>>2804344
>>2804374
>>2804388
I'll try to get to as many as I can :)
Want To Buy: Writing Prompt please.
Will probably get done by Friday/Saturday night.
Comfy is best but I'm willing to try my hand at most things.
>>2804132
This might not be what you want to hear but maybe write less actual fics and write more greentext stuff. Long form stuff doesn't really work on 4chan for various reasons but people jump all over greentext like it's crack. It also allows you to practice dialog and quick scene set ups.
I know artists LOVE greentext writers too because it's fun to put a picture to greentext sometimes. I've seen it on a bunch of other generals.
>>2804380
I've got a list of US police PT requirments here from google.
http://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/LElinks.htm
>>2804389
Thats me greasy lame and loves latin
>>2803888
checked
>>2804380
>I assumed American/Canadian cops required just high school, it's like that in here.
you only need high school in Canada, but if you want to specialize, then you'd have to get a degree, of course, and it helps to get selected if you have extra stuff. The real trick is that you kinda don't just get to be a cop. You have to be selected, but then that's true of anything isn't it? But then, like, two ish year wait time on that whole being selected thing
>>2804408
>Gideon with glasses
I didn't know I wanted this
But now I do
>>2804323
I know your pain. I wish I could draw period, but I have the most trouble with faces.
>>2804372
I need this to turn into an anime. it's the only way to save tit now.
>>2804409
What do you mean by Want to Buy?
>>2804381
I would but I don't want to interject into a big conversation that's already taken place. I will just kind a post until someone mentions something like yourself or somebody brings up a different topic
-J
>>2804440
Internet speak for "I want"
>>2804440
Parodying trade offers in MMOs. Nevermind, it was a bad joke.
>>2804175
No, tons of people like reading. You're just not going to get as huge and immediate a response as the artfriends.
If you really want to build an audience, I also suggest commenting on other works. People are more likely to leave comments if they know you read and digest fiction. Try forums, which are more text-friendly by their nature.
>>2804409
We can give em. I dunno what you mean by "Buy."
>>2804408
>Gideon with glasses
I love you, Chumpy. Thank you for this.
>>2804437
Well they are about to join the A-Team in the military.
I'm not even kidding. Its literally the A-Team, at least its the same names.
>>2804274
I don;t have anything to contribute, this is just hilarious.
>>2804408
>So nothing new?
Not trying to be rude or anything but that was kinda my draw request. I know its a lot of characters but I wouldn't care because even if everyone were stickmen it would be super relevant every time there was an argument.
>thread is bitching
>weaver literally posts a few sentences
>thread is suddenly working together to make /ztg/ great again.
Every god damn time. Its like clockwork.
>>2804380
Basically every police institute in Canada requires the PARE test. The difference is the time to complete. My job only needs 4:45, full police agencies need 4:00 flat or better.
I've been powering through a lot of fics tonight. When I first got into them and was picky and I think I skipped one, not sure if it exists or I imagined it.
Is there a fic where Nick died in the nighthowler case? That's all I have to go off of for searching.
>>2804273
>Eu estou perguntas!
"I am questions?"
>>2803888
Check em
>>2804408
>>2804408
>Chumpy actually responded and gave me dick advice
I'm sorry
Your friendly neighbourhood movie streamer is awake.
Are we back into the one thread again
>>2804409
Nick thinks Judy's asking him on a date, but she's actually inviting him to her kickboxing class.
DID SOMEBODY SAY A-TEAM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o
DUH DUH DUH DUHHH, DU DU DU DUHHHH!
>>2804482
Not related at all to what you're talking about. But the way that went down was fucking hilarious. I'm sorry anon. and as such will have another vodka orange. While I contemplate the fact that I actually have my own fursona now.
>Its not a good drinking
>>2804517
How would this even work?
I don't get how you can gloss over the fact that it's a kickboxing class and not pick it up along the way...
>>2804513
Is that you Nipple? Isn't it like 8am for you?
And yup we're back to one thread. The other one got image dumped on.
>>2804513
We've probably still got a bunch of people being elitists in kik, but it would seem we have just one thread.
>>2804518
YOU DONE DID IT NOW
THEY NOT READY THEY DONT KNOW WHATS COMIN, MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEHY4f19Z2o
>>2804512
J...just bros being bros...
>>2804509
I didn't know the word for requests and I thought perguntas would work but now I'm remembering that's really the word for question. Portuguese is tough senpai
>>2804519
You motherfucker. Your broken English is making me die. I'm imagining you trying to type with your feet or something.
Your fursona better be a drunk, whoever they are!
>>2804513
Yup. Nobody ever really used the other one anyway. It was active for an hour while people were spamming it seems.
How are you and little fox?
>>2804518
Strangely this brightened up my night.
>>2804543
It's nipples. There's 24. And good.
who's ready for some fit lynx?
Kangaroo's up next
>>2804512
HAH
>>2804408
Perhaps if i catch you again, Chumpy, I can make a request.
>>2804518
now i'm stuck in thought what animals they'd be.
>>2804563
Its a high tempo song about a team of dudes who fight bad guys and be awesome. Its got my legs dancing.
>>2804559
Close, it's actually drunken hands due to a severe lack of food, sickness, anti-biotics and mostly vodka, vodka orange.
As for the sona it's a coyte haven't put much thought into the actual personality other than how my own would transfer over.
I don't know man I'm new at this shit.
>>2804575
i'll be in my bunk.
>>2804512
>asks a gay man about dicks
>surprised he gives an answer
>>2804556
>John cena in a A-team parody music vid
Holy fuck the kek is strong tonight.
>>2804409
Judy showing Nick a down home remedy for skunk spray after a protestor at the Skunk Pride Parade got a little trigger happy.
>>2804522
Now I want to rad it, now that it's going full circle around crazy.
>>2804583
WE NEED TOP MEN ON THIS RIGHT NOW.
TOP. MEN.
>>2804599
First thought was mud-wrestling but with tomato paste instead.
(is tomato paste being used to get rid of skunk smell true or just a myth?)
>>2804575
Oh boy do I love this. My body is ready for the kangaroo.
>>2804575
actually oops, I keep messing up the face
>>2804614
Sounds hot.
>>2804608
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11833549/1/Savage
It takes about 16 chapters before shit really hits the fan but here you go
>>2804636
Yeah, that's the only conclusion I could reach off of that, which seems unappealing.
>>2804417
>>2804490
So Canada has PARE, and in America it's set by each state. Got it. I'm hoping to join the local equivalent of feds, and I've been looking up the standards and exams in other countries. Thank you very much.
Requesting zootopians trying to break world records
https://recordsetter.com/world-record/passing-pen-through-roll-toilet-paper-minute/47083
>>2804654
>91k words
I really am going to fail my final. :V
>>2804636
Well, all it did when I tried was turn my white cat pink for a few days.
Who could it be?
ick hoped that he hadn't hurt his rabbit comrade's feelings too much but there was no use crying over spilt milk. They would likely catch up where they left off on Monday. A greasy faced and short Cyote with a gratuitous t-shirt in latin bumped into him. He hurriedly apologized. The clumsy buffoon had accidentally distracted him from a drone with a camera flying over head.
Nick entered his car and drove down the streets of his childhood. He had a special destination in mind. Judy followed in a Züber 200 yards behind nick. Investing in tracking beacons was a good choice after all. The shrew driving stared at the bunny nervously as she loaded her tranq gun.
As Nick pulled over in a back street Judy signaled the driver to halt the car. She payed tripple and crept out of the car. The Züber driver left without a word.
Nick scanned the alley. It was empty as can be. Allways like those two to be late.
What are ya listening to fellow trashmen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNWAZtxHAHM
>>2804390
>What I am trying to suggest, here, is that you have invested so much in this narrative of "Nick penetrates the Hard Man culture of the ZPD." you do not realize you have flubbed your buy in. It feels unnatural, stilted, like the characters are cruel parodies of themselves. You need to rework it, introduce some characters who work better as vicious thugs or have Bogo's actions be more in line with his character-we see from the movie he's more likely to sideline a cop with joke duty than hit them.
I'm listening to you 100% and I absolutely appreciate the time you took to write what you have. It's possible, maybe probable, that I've already lost you as a reader. That's my loss and my fault.
I promise you that everything that's happening in the story is happening for a reason beyond me own want to "play dolls" with other people's intellectual property. There's a reason Bogo's acting the way he is; not all the cops in the ZPD are bad or hard-ass -- they all will have their own motives.
Reading what you've written, I might have already cut my characters (Disney's characters) off from that reason. I might have gone too strong too fast: mea culpa. I might have handled their actions and reactions wrong. Again, that's on me. But I have done everything in the story in a certain way for a certain reason to follow a certain storyline. That doesn't means your critique isn't 100% spot on with the other flaws in my story/
>And you shouldn't be worried about the possibility of going back. LOTS of writers have to go back and rework stuff. Zootopia's kind of famous for it, remember? They were so married to that dumb shock collar dystopia it took outside eyes for them to realize it was the wrong approach for the story they wanted to tell.
I'll give it two more chapters (which have already been outlined and filled in, but not fleshed out). If folks still feel as they do now, then I'll re-write. But I'd like to try to take the story the place it was going.
>>2804664
I can see it making an interesting 1-piece colored comic, but I don't know how it would play out with text.
>>2804688
I'm still listening to that bombing ass A-team theme.
>>2804681
The story isn't going anywhere bro. Just favorite it and come back later
Its not like its even done yet
>>2804686
Shit is about to hit
the
fan
>>2804643
You sure about that.
>>2804700
Yeah, that's the issue.
A lot of cute comic ideas are really hard to make a sustained story out of, especially since I shoot for around 2k words in these prompts, more the better.
>>2804688
Haezer - Minted
https://soundcloud.com/tastyrecords/haezer-minted
>>2804719
Replace coat hanger with something else I am down to have my butt poked by anyone.
>>2804688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH6w7yAO6m4
I've been having their two albums on loop for like a week.
Its nice background music
It occurs to me that this sequence hasn't been posted enough.
>>2804642
Who cares about a face with DAT ASS?
>>2804688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTGoxfj5kno
>>2804688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KaOrSuWZeM
>>2804688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV651-x3EjY
Scott Sapp (lead singer of creed) - The Great Divide
>>2804541
I dunno, something loud happens when she mentions what the class is.
Or she leaves a flyer for the class on his desk, but Clawhauser is walking past with a bowl of cereal and uses it to clean up a spill, replacing it with the nearest flyer he can find, which turns out to be one for a romantic restaurant.
>>2804739
someone just needs to make that into a gif already.
>>2804734
Maybe a bucky and pronk kinda deal with me and fox
>>2804390
>I'm not trying to hurt your feelings man, honest, I am just trying to get these idea through to you.
You made me feel better, Anon. THANK YOU for putting things in such perfect words. Please don't think I'm ignoring your advice: I just wanted to let you and other readers know where I'm coming from on the story.
Thank you again. I very much appreciate.
>>2804765
I-I mean I didn't say it, you did. *sweats*
>>2804492
Oh boy, I honestly really like the one with her ears up. Do you have a tablet or anything like that? I honestly was going to try my hand at drawing on the computer but I can't use the mouse
-J
>>2804682
I have a dusting set from a relative who was a police chief. He gave it to me for a science fair project.
Anyway, I was going through it, being nostalgic instead of cleaning, and pet my cat without knowing my hands were covered with it.
I was lucky I used the black powder instead of the red, but wow that stuff was there a while.
>>2803671
>Like "Bonnie gets injected with Nighthowler serum, rips her young son's throat out, then gets killed eat eaten by Nick under the effects of a similar serum" dark
>One or two chapters later theres a quirky special ops squad introduced named after members of the A Team
>>2804688
Old 90's techno.
>>2804779
Hahaha. Adorable.
>>2804786
Thats kinda fucked up
>>2804787
I hopped on the rotation station with zoot I guess.
Hey /trash/, want to hear a joke?
>"Nick, will you please talk to me ?" judy said with a low voice, her eyes were bloodshot, her ears hang low as she tried to contain her tears.
>Nick didn't respond, he didn't know what to say, instead he got closer and bring her into a soft embrace, he placed his muzzle on her shoulder and with one hand he started caressed the back of judy's head.
>She took him by the shoulders, pushed him back and broke the hug. "I can't handle this, Nick. Not right now, just tell me what happened."
>Nick let go of her, his head hang low and with a dreary voice he said " Alright, Carrots, but you asked for it... Now, this is a story all about how..."
>judy just kicked him in the nuts and walked out.
i'm not sorry for anything.
>>2804810
Your life :^)
>>2804810
Sure.
>>2804688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqeT7GOn1aM
Think this might be the song I include with my next chapter for my fic. That or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQH0GPL33uc
>>2804783
I bought a wacom intuos a couple nights ago and have been having a blast since.
>>2804814
What, was he going into the fresh prince theme?
>>2804642
Nice.
Say, did fitlynx vamoose? I haven't seen her around.
>>2804640
KK usually draws her pretty lewd so I'm not going to miss an oportunity
>>2804810
your admission into the scouts
>>2804829
Thank you.
How does Shadow the Hedgehog haul his kids to soccer practice?
>>2804837
Man, this pic really is in poor taste.
Even the guy who drew it regrets it
>>2804274
>Sheep manscaping.
>>2804428
Faces are just circles..
HANDS
>Fuck hands
Also i did a little thing just to use that line, you still got an otter coming your way, fag.
>>2804853
This better be good
>>2804839
I'm about to buy one. What site did you buy from?
-J
>>2804853
How?
>>2804814
And I thought my "Judy has to fart" greentext was deplorable.
>i'm not sorry for anything.
Famous last words.
>>2804806
Sure is, anon. His suave persona was a mask all along. When he needed help, no one knew about it.
>>2804853
With one step forward and two steps back?
>>2804845
>I haven't seen her around.
I'm sure I saw her less than two days ago
too early to put up missing posters
>>2804869
>Squ
Hey J, whats the J stand for?
>>2804872
In a Ford Edge!
>>2804873
i live to disappoint, anon.
>>2804858
It's here forever. He fucked up.
>>2804858
What was the context?
>>2804853
How, Nick?
>>2804881
I think a lot of regulars are missing due to finals.
>>2804869
I actually have siblings that work at Best Buy, so I used that connection.
>>2804636
I was just thinking like a recipe and her drawing a bath jeze.
>>2804887
Just terrible.
>>2804894
suicide
>>2804779
Maybe you could draw that.
>>2804863
Awww, I love it! Thanks a ton, Zoot!
Have some pie!
>>2804887
Boo this man!
Boooo!
Sidenote: Has the captcha gotten incredibly worse lately or is it just me? Even the old typing captcha is a nightmare now.
>>2804887
Wait -- I don't get it.
>>2804908
Ouch. That's pretty brutal. What does that pic have to do with the drawing though?
>>2804894
Jewario posted a video on youtube, next day he locked himself in a room and shot himself while his wife was outside unable to stop him
>>2804886
It stands for the first letter of my first name
>>2804901
That's pretty cool, I am probably going to wind up having to buy it online. Not too many electronic stores near me bro
-J
>>2804922
I think you're right. I end up having to do two or three, even after getting it right.
>>2804887
I don't get it
>>2804432
That's... hot!
WEAVER!!!!
Why didn't you tell me you were THIS beautiful?!?
>>2804688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xqT8BpNIiQ
is gud
Whaaat?
As Nick pulled over in a back street Judy signaled the driver to halt the car. She payed tripple and crept out of the car. The Züber driver left without a word.
Nick scanned the alley. It was empty as can be. Allways like those two to be late.
Watching Nick in the alley filled Judy with even more love for the smug fox. Nick pulled up his and answered a call.
"Yes, yes and do you think I care what he thinks. Sorry... yes yes you're probably right."
What was Nick talking about? And why did he look so bummed. Mabye the WHORE that he was dating relised that she would never be good enough for him. Her train of thought was interrupted by Finnick cresting the corner.
"Where's Gideon?"
"Said some shit bout Travis that, Travis this."
Finnick chuckled and leaned up to the graffiti covered wall.
"what are you waiting for Nick, kiss me."
>>2804962
Ayyy, I just got done listening to some Streelight Manifesto. Hands that Thieve is such a good song.
![2015-ford-edge-titanium-20t-ecoboost-inline1-photo-663396-s-original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5xaDpTh.jpg "2015-ford-edge-titanium-20t-ecoboost-inline1-photo-663396-s-original[1]")
>>2804928
It's a real car.
>>2804837
>>2804858
>>2804894
>>2804940
>I actually know the context of this
Jesus why the fuck would you make a Zootopia comic out of that? I mean even ignoring the whole moral issue with it, what's the fucking point? Why make that connection in a comic?
>>2804940
Yipes -- that's pretty grim. Anyone know why he did it?
>>2804908
Not as good as the old "did he drop any good loot" but it's a good one.
>>2804963
That's pretty screwed up. Were those his last words or something?
>>2804511
Nice
>>2804982
Here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tN60yFjO-g
>>2804976
There aren't many smart people in the world sadly. As for why I have it saved. I am not a smart person either.
>>2804982
They were from the last video he posted
>>2804975
But, um, what does it have to do with a hedgehog?
Is this one of those things you have to be 22 to understand? Because I'm seriously too old for that shit.
>>2804432
Did you draw this?
>Who drew this?
I heard there was someone drawing lady hyenas!
aaaand here we go again with the suicide discussion. thanks guys, couldn't just play this one low, huh?
Yaawwwn
Is early here. Shouldn't have woken up so soon
>>2805017
Shadow the hedgehog is like the posterboy for edge
It wasn't a very good joke but thats it. Hes edgy, thus he drives a ford edge
>>2804972
My nigga. My favorite is definitely a tie between The Big Sleep or 1234 1234.
>>2804977
If you mean why he killed himself, I don't know the details other than he was apparently cripplingly depressed and was hiding it. If you watch his youtube stuff, especially the stuff he did with TGWTG and Channel Awesome, he just seems like a funny as shit all around happy guy. He loved making people laugh.
And then one day out of the blue he just kills himself with his wife on the other side of the locked door.
>>2804964
>kiss me
ROCK HARD
A-Anon... how would you feel if I kissed you on the lips? W-what would that be like?
>>2804999
I've never actually seen that video. Knowing the context, man that's really hard to watch. It's up there with shane dawsons bisexual video, and the it can happen to you video for me personally. I am not drunk enough for these feelings.
>>2804307
I could never really get into country music with the exception of Jon Denver and some older gospel style stuff, but now I'm hooked on Denver again. So thanks for that.
>>2805034
this thread will be dead soon anyways, might as well roll with it
>>2804976
>muh "all suicide ''''victims'''' are precious angels and their noble sacrifice can't be made fun of
fuck em all
>>2805034
Well its less about suicide and more about questionable topics for drawing
>>2805048
I'd teach you how to kiss me back.
>>2805053
Top Gek
>>2805037
Ah -- I am more the edified now. Thank you.
>>2805053
haha
>>2805019
No, Klondike drew it.
http://klondork.tumblr.com/post/144021601263
>>2804999
There's something strange about hearing the words and seeing the face of a dead man.
I didn't know the guy but I'll try to take his words to heart. Now I think I need a minute.
>>2805044
I actually heard the acoustic/Toh Kay version of A Better Place, A Better Time, and I was like "Why does this person have a full album of just covers from Streetlight Manifesto"
Took me months to figure it out.
>>2805065
I-I've never kissed anyone before... let alone another man. But, I've always thought you were cute. Might as well try, huh?
>>2805055
I'm not saying that, I'm saying it's a retarded connection to make.
I believe that no comedy or satire should be limited due to muh feelings. Comedy and satire should be completely unrestrained.
That said, it doesn't stop me from thinking it's fucked up though. And don't assume that I think he's some kinda noble person for killing himself. I think he took the cowards route and made a huge mistake.
>>2804773
Its cool. Good luck. "I'll finish and see if I need to rewrite." is a legit attitude.
Alright, my nightly time to ask:
Guy who wanted to commission Weaver, are you in this room?
>>2805069
You need to work on your grammar tho
>>2805053
HOLY FUCK LEGENDARY
NOT EVEN THE REQUESTER BUT GOD DAMN ITS BEAUTIFUL
>>2805069
>some of people people write a catcall whistle as "BeBe"
Why live
Gonna go rest these nips a bit more
>>2804920
THERE ARE SO MANY "PIE" JOKES THAT I CAN'T MAKE BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY AND ITS PISSING ME OFF!!!
>>2805092
>tfw when no cute be to kiss
Life is truly suffering.
>>2805092
Don't think of me as a man you're kissing
Think of me as a person you want to kiss
>>2804936
>The moment you realize that you drew Judy like this but can't find where you saved it.
Wow, I have followers on ff.net
Already I feel like the stakes for which I can disappoint people have grown exponentially.
>>2805094
You rock, Anon, you totally rock.
>>2805119
O-okay, Anon. I-I love you.
>>2804943
Just use Amazon. Chances are they would have the cheapest price even if there was an electronics store around.
>>2804388
>You can pinpoint the exact moment when Byron became a furfag forever.jpeg
>>2805117
Man, it's like if Arin was a sloth.
>>2805095
Why do you keep asking for him?
>>2805141
>gay isn't comf
Nigga what, that is the most comf.
>>2804409
Nick and Judy are snowed into a cabin while on a police-force getaway. Many blankets and warm fires, just hanging out talking.
>>2805102
I'm guessing that's Korean. Onomatopoeas change a lot between cultures.
>>2805108
>JOKES THAT I CAN'T MAKE BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY
I can't see what's stopping you anon.
>>2805141
I don't know what you're talking about but that thread was some comfy shit man. Also gay as fuck but still.
>>2805154
Yeah I can see it
>>2805166
>This is purely brolove.
Well, yeah, of course. How could it be anything else? I-I'm no faggot or anything. *turns away and wipes a tear from my eye*
what can you do with this /trash/ ?
>>2805156
Just would like to know if I correctly guessed what he wants with my amazing deductive powerz.
does anyone actually have any pics of KKanga? I'd like to at least be somewhat accurate
>>2805158
Oh.
um.
This is awkward.
I did something similar, thought not exactly that request. Maybe you'll get something out of it anyways?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11942332/1/Quickwrite-2-A-Cabin-in-Tundratown
It's mostly comfy.
>>2805095
Yes.
>>2805202
I got one or two.
>>2805195
>>2805069
I'm fairly sure there's two more panels.
>>2804873
>my "Judy has to fart" greentext
go on
...not for fetish reasons i'm actually curious
>>2805194
No, I'm the faggot
I'm sorry, my heart belongs to someone else.
>>2805109
>!((nick & judy) || (judy & nick))
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2805127
>Wow, I have followers on ff.net
>Already I feel like the stakes for which I can disappoint people have grown exponentially.
Who're you, Writeanon?
>>2805202
Here you go.
>>2805228
Not by KK, but sexy as fuck none the less.
>>2805053
Hi Chumpy, just a quick question... you wouldn't be mad if i drew you in a picture or comic, right?
>>2805229
Somebody who has all of 3 followers, friend.
3 followers I'm keen to disappoint.
>>2805234
Not him, but are platonic handjobs still up for offer?
>>2805169
Maybe I was waiting for you to roll a 69
>>2805242
Nah man go for it!
>>2805249
I'd be #4 if I had a FF account
>>2805274
:D
D:
>>2805267
I just realized the snot bubble looks more like a nose piercing than a snot bubble and the whole "being sick" thing doesn't really come across in this drawing. I need to fix it!
>>2805225
>redundant checks
>outer negation possibly invalidating short circuiting
>bitand
stay away from my codebase
>>2804981
does she have bloody bandages on her vagina?
>>2805294
Yes sir!
>>2805274
HUEHUEHUE
>>2805274
Why would anyone ask someone to eat you out if you weren't clean at the time.
>>2805265
And i got 69, now post the pie jokes anon.
>>2805274
I think I could have gone through life without seeing that comic.
Not anymore.
>>2805274
WHY DID I LAUGHS AT THAT?!
>>2805274
Anon I think you need help.
>>2805300
No, but her buttocks are in the front.
>>2805300
That's supposed to be bloody tissues in Nick's nose because of that Japanese nosebleed trope.
>>2805274
Stahp
>>2805320
Batanon, I have a challenge for you.
>>2805300
It's tissues in Nick's nose.
Japanese lewd nose bleed type deal.
>getting /fit/ because of this movie and Nick
>mum starts asking what "her" name is
>she thinks i'm doing this for a girl
I cannot tell her the truth.
>>2805294
Well I am a JackalBro. No problem, Anon.
>>2805332
In the context of this challenge I'm hesitant to respond.
>>2805335
Is Judy not a girl?
>>2805205
Not that anon but thank god you put this on FF, the pastebin formatting made me want to die
I'll give it a thorough read now
>>2805271
I don't lie, friendo.
>>2805196
Oh shit that's what you were asking, I checked the archives, sorry for missing your past two posts. I propositioned him to make one of his prompts into a full comic, he has yet to respond to my tumblr PM and I believe he has probably blocked me. I'll say what it was, but I want to hear your guess first.
>>2805353
Judy is.
But Nick isn't.
>>2805343
It's a simple challenge really.
Whenever you're frozen on ideas to draw with your bat, I would like you to grab a book or dictionary, go to the first word you find, and draw something related.
It helped me get really creative back in the day, and made me more loquacious.
>>2805335
They will never know your feel.
What program you doin m8?
You read the sticky right?
>>2805356
Maintaining near total anonymity is not worth not getting feedback, so I'm glad it convinced you.
I do feel like I've sold my soul, though.
>>2805274
That is absolutely fucking hilarious. Gross and awful. But god damn hilarious.
oh
i've got a new Sunny Days page but the image limit's up
>>2805362
My guess was BSP, even before you mentioned "one of his prompts". Am I right or am I right?
Anyway, I don't think he has you blocked, he's never seemed like the type of guy who would block people just for reaching out.
>>2805373
That sounds great! First I have to get a dictionary...
I was afraid for a second there someone wanted me to draw something far more horrifying.
>>2805413
Nah man. I'm just a guy who likes to see people get better.
>>2805409
Make it the new OP?
>>2805409
then make the new thread weaver
>>2805409
Fuck
Well a new thread should be around shortly right?
The requests has finnished
http://pastebin.com/cf8gMTTC
>Its 1 am
>I'm half way through a bottle of polish vodka
>I'm reading this guide to draw better
>I'm also technically working
>I'm also battling depression again
>Yet sitting comfy
>In a trash can .. board
Where did it all go so weird.
>>2804409
How about, the whole nighthowlers thing didn't happen. It's actually a disease that spreads to prey after reaching maturity and causes Zootopia to cascade into anarchy and they are forced to quarantine it.
After that could go either Division or fucking Resident Evil Apocalypse on it but I think it would be cool to see everyone locked in the city as it goes mad. Bellwether happy at first till it starts to spread to the prey doctors that were trying to treat the Predator patients.
>>2805362
I could swear I answered you in the thread
I didn't block you
There are two threads on standby.
>>2805409
who's job is it to start the new thread.
>>2805365
>because of this movie and NICK
>>2805439
Not it!
NEW THREAD:
>>2805445
COME ON WEAVER
>>2805434
Oh, there's an idea.
Hmm. Maybe it can only spread from pred to prey, and from prey to pred?
>>2805428
Well damn.
>>2805411
>Am I right or am I right?
A hundred percent right.
>he's never seemed like the type of guy who would block people just for reaching out.
Eehhh... I have a feeling Weaver might routinely block weird fags who ask him to commis-
>>2805436
Oh shit I must have missed that because these threads go by so fast. What was the response?
>>2805456
TOO LATE
>>2805456
nevermind ha ha ha ha
>>2802667
One day I'll find a girl who likes foot massages
>>2805433
Weird is a state of mind my man, just shake off the feeling and it'll feel normal.
>>2805428
I didn't request this but it was perfect. Thank you.
>>2805479
Noooooo
>>2804778
Oh man, I totally missed that one fox back there. What a callback.
>>2805274
>mfw I hear the loony toons sound effects
>>2805468
Not him, but I think he means this: http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2642461/#2643819
>>2805382
Not bulking yet. Sticking to 1500kcals and going for power walks and lifts. (not lifting for gains...yet) I lost 3 lb this week. Feels good man. In a few months I'll start looking into bulking.
>>2805306
If you have the shits no amount of cleaning will help
>>2805578
Ah. I sent the tumblr message with my offer after that.
