HG thread
>>2760203
fuck off and die
Kys yin
inb4 le kys yin maymay
>>2760121
We-Well of co-course I am, th-that's why I'm trying to um, fi-fix them, an-...I think I have friends...pr-probably not though...
>>2760224
I-It may be shabby, bu-but I can live with it, I-I've dealt with wo-worse anyway!
>>2760203
8th for the true dark lord.
>>2760196
Well you could always call him something simple like "Buddy".
>>2760207
But... is it okay if I add that part?
>>2760224
I don't feel very well
>>2760193 (Janus)
I was sort of...exterminated.
>>2760196 (Ramlethal)
I'm honestly surprised I beat you like that....Terribly sorry, Miss Ramlethal.
>>2760185
Is that a tank...wait, that's-AAH!
>>2760193 (Imperial)
Eliminating "problems" I assume. Anybody in particular been a thorn in your side of your empire?
>>2760162
Oh no, I implore you keep doing what you're doing! The quicker you die, the better!
>>2760196
Nah. Sin was born a little bit before Kiske became King, but he was getting less obnoxious.
>>2760207
Sure. I got to know her reaaaal personally. And her swords.
Especially her swords.
>>2760193
Captain Adrax Agatone at your service, Grandmaster. How goes the Daemon hunt?
>>2760167
>>2760250
Unfortunately, yes.
>>2760280
finders keepers
>>2760270
Too late, I'm already wearing protection.
I'm gonna make you wait until I die at age 116 and you can't do anything about it bitch.
>>2760280
Where the hell did my lego set go?
>>2760224
Wait, did my power system just...NO, dammit, NO! Start up again, dammit, WORK!
>>2760280
I don't even know the guy.
>>2760217 (D.Va)
>>2760183
>Whoops, mis-linked there.
>>2760142
The joke is on you, that is my wounded arm. Now, unless you can survive a hydraulic kick, I suggest releasing me while I still have held back.
>>2760188
Then I am just a drop in a sea of craziness, outshone by everyone else here.
>>2760130
I've tried being mature! If anything, Aizawa-sensei would encourage me for berating those with no potential! You obviously fail to see the bigger picture and I will kindly ask you to refrain from attempting to pretend that you do comprehend it, Uraraka.
>>2760217
What do you mean? My mech is one of a kind.
>>2760206
Your first mistake was believing that I was human. And I plan to destroy every human as well.
>>2760207
I doubt it. You were a great fit for the theme of the match.
>>2760213
No. Just stating it. El just arrived recently.
>>2760260
I don't mind. I don't even remember it.
>>2760250
That is an acceptable name.
>>2760280
OW! WHY ME! WHY COULDN'T IT BE AN OCTARIAN!
>>2760288
He's pretty mean...
>>2760300
Yeah! Because he's your friend, right?
>>2760282
Was he? Then I do not see why he likes you more than him. Though he is kind of an idiot.
>>2760296
More like you're a sinking rock....
>>2760300
I'd still much rather it not have happened.
>>2760260
Purged? What happened there? Did they find out you were a xeno or something?
>>2760265
Correct. The only thorn in my side are the Tau, but they are too much for you to handle.
>>2760285
I must say decent, but as you know they are overwhelming use due to the 13th Black Crusade. I assume your fellow Salamanders are fighting too?
>>2760235
>he presses further into mikan' head
Aww dont be sad, youre much better than that! Youve got friends! Youve got me, the only friend you'll ever need~ Just listen to me and I will fix every problem youve ever had ok? Your friend Specter is here to help.
>>2760280
I ain't like that anymore.
>>2760338
Free food. Wait, why am I always at the bottom?
>>2760296
>he releases you with a slight shove
Of course, Mr. Iida.
>>2760316
That's one way of describing him. I would say he's more "in over his head."
>>2760338
That better not be death. Don't die Edups you meme loving fuck.
>>2760213
>He sighs.
So, there's three of you?
>>2760320
He's a huge idiot.
>>2760338
>>2760296
...This place has changed you, Iida. I guess you're right, I just don't get it.
>>2760298
Hey, whoa, no offense meant!
I'm just used to people having their heads so far up their rears they don't even acknowledge the power of technology.
>>2760338
Optical camouflage...engaged.
>>2760300
Oooh! I get it now! how are you rammy~?
>>2760366
Acting like my sisters are a bad thing!
>>2760300
Oh well in that case, I apologize, I get pretty on edge when people insult me. Especially if its about my race, and especially if I think its from a human.
Youre forgiven, I hope you can think the same, maybe we can work together?
>>2760325
Huh? Who said I was going to do anything about it.
>>2760355
That works too.
>>2760324
What is the difference?
>>2760325
Much so! We've been holding the line on multiple fronts. The Imperium's citizens are in our care!
>>2760145 (rararagi)
Well then you're an idiot!
I want to tenderly make love to Mikan Tsumiki
>>2760391
Hey Fuyuhiko, no need to act like an Octarian
>>2760371
W-What do you mean by that? I-I'm still Iida.
>>2760391
Perhaps cooking is not your thing.
The taste of burnt toast is still lingering inside my mouth
>>2760250
If you want to then I don't see why not.
>>2760300
Thanks Ram. I'll try to do even better next time.
>>2760282
Besides that I mean. She might seem cold but she's not all that bad.
>>2760379
Hello Jack-o. It's good to see you.
>>2760391
This game is fucking stupid, the only thing it's good for is being burned and pissing me off.
God damn it.
>>2760392
PURGE IT
>>2760394
Originally, he just made empty threats and yelled at people with his girlfriend, but from what you're describing it seems like he's taken a turn for the worse. It's quite sad, really. He could have been recovered from his idiocy but I believe he's in too deep now.
>>2760391
>>2760338
Yeah.
Nah.
I'm never saying a word again.
>>2760413
Seem to sound like you have something against octarians. What are they? What did they do to you?
>>2760333
We-Well I guess you're right...
>>2760412
An-Anon, you should have better standards!
>>2760408
Maybe I am, we will find out when she shows up.
>>2760325
No, it was a shrine maiden. All her culminated thoughts that I'd destroyed her shrine culminated and she sorta...blew me up. I was 'gone' for about...a day and a half?
>>2760396
Well, maybe a rock isn't quite the right term....
>Loudly eats chocolate.
>>2760292
Keh...if you say so, human. I can wait a whole eternity for you to die....or I could speed things up a bit...
>>2760440
They're a rival species who tried to take our turf when the sea levels rose. The Great Turf War was fought over it and we managed to win
>>2760316
Yes it is. I have decided on it.
>>2760324
There was nothing we could do about it.
>>2760366
Indeed.
>>2760379
I am nothing as usual. Some things happened to me last time we met.
>>2760380
How effective are you?
>>2760428
Maybe we will have a finale of all three of us.
>>2760437
Sorry about shooting you earlier after we robbed those banks.
>>2760456
Alright, humor me then. What exactly do you mean?
>>2760391
COMMENTARY
Hey, that's pretty good (for you)
Internet tutorials are projected to become a leading cause of death
Mikan gets robbed of a kill without knowing it
>>2760428
I'll call you El-chan then.
>>2760436
I hope he doesn't talk to me ever again.
>>2760468
Yay! Maybe one day I'll be able to pet him?
>>2760459
>He throws several candy wrappers at you.
>>2760471
It seems more like you're willfully submerging yourself.
>>2760468
I can't say that makes me any the happier....
>>2760379
Hey, it's not my fault one of them tried to kill me!
>>2760428
>He rolls his eyes.
Fine. I'll try and "get to know her".
>>2760468
I wonder where he is. Maybe Kiske has him of doing god knows what,
>>2760474
Edups killed a pretty big guy.
>>2760474
What do you think about it?
>>2760444
Oh, you are still a virgin? S-so am i.
>>2760459
>discretely replaces chocolate with robot snakes
>>2760459
Stop making so much noise. It's distracting
>>2760444
>>2760412
*light bulb*
Oh Mikan, dont say that, there is no better standard for a woman than you Mikan, and you know it, youve always known it.
Dont you think this anon is cute? Someone who deserves such a goddess like you?
>he presses further into mikans head, the pain is getting unbearable
>>2760465
Why didn't you all share it and live peacefully together? Are they that bad?
>>2760487
Huh?
>She sets the chocolate bar down and opens the wrappers.
These are all empty!
>>2760508
>Secretly swaps robot snakes with gummy snakes before you swap them for the chocolate.
>>2760510
Hm?
>*munch munch*
>>2760386
I just assumed. They are much more superior en guns than we humans, and since you use that jetpack a lot, they would easily kill you.
>>2760406
They story is not the same in my side. I go to purge the worlds that have been tainted. I see much more action than your chapter, and the citizen i protect are already corrupted.
>>2760392
>>2760434
FOUND SOME EVIDENCE BATTLE BROTHER, STAY ALERT!
>>2760456
Interesting. Looks like psyker powers can kill you. Interesting.
>>2760444
Greetings, MIkan. Did you do what I asked?
>>2760459
Could you please keep it down?
>>2760484
I don't know if that's possible. He'd scream at you for coughing wrong. But I think that's enough of the whole disrespecting people behind their backs thing. Do you have a name?
>>2760474
Yeah whatever, I'll let you out but try anything funny and you'll be right back fucking in there before you can even blink.
>>2760474
>>2760522
Sanae can do better on her own
Sol continues to be lucky
>>2760508
HAIL COBRA!
>>2760520
They stole the Great Zapfish which powers Inkopolis. That alone is one of the worst things anyone can do
>>2760373
None taken, but you're right on that one! If we didn't have technology, we would've never had Starcraft! And that would be a serious problem.
>>2760511
Bu-But I'm terrible, I'm gross, I'm disgusting, and I rarely bath, I-I'm nowhere near that good, I'm horrible!
>>2760506
Wh-What, an-anon, I...
>>2760530
We-Well, yes, I-I actually do have a goal now...ev-even though its pretty petty...
>>2760531
Megumu. Hi!
>>2760539
it was meant to be this way
>>2760530
Shinto holy magic, actually, like any other youkai. She could've done it permanently if she wanted, but she only decided to seal me away for the day.
...It still wasn't me who did it.
>>2760529
I said.. Stop chewing your candy so loudly. It's almost as if you have fire crackers in your mouth.
>>2760553
>I rarely bathe
>At least it was only a slight error
>>2760490
Willingly? Why would I willingly to sink to the levels of degenerates such as yourselves?
>>2760529
They're yours, you troglodyte.
>>2760425
Not the same Iida I used to know.
>>2760529
Hehehe! The fool doesssn't even realize ssshe's ingessting robotic sssnakes! In a momentsss time ssshe will fall to COOOOOOOOBRA!
...
Any time now...
>>2760553
Ssssh. No tears, let's make dreams, you and i.
>>2760555
>>2760539
They're all such a pain, I can't even blame you.
>>2760548
Whatcraft? By any means, folks where I'm from view tech like a novelty at best.
>>2760484
This place really isn't suitable for children. Are you sure you're supposed to be here?
>>2760493
She won't bite, go on. She likes hamburgers and puppies.
>>2760468
That would be fun, I'd like that.
>>2760539
Yukine dodges everything
>>2760531
this nigga look like sufjan stevens
>>2760541
Excellent! The forcesss have arrived!....Sssoldier, where'sss the resst of your ssquad?
>>2760530
Define "better guns"
>>2760582
COOOOOOBRAAAAA
>>2760484
Possibly. If it bites you, that means it really likes you.
Like I said, I don't remember the encounter. Maybe I just asked you to kill me
>>2760493
Who knows? Maybe with my influence he will be here as well.
>>2760600
It really would.
>>2760531
Huh? I'm just eating.
>>2760572
It's crunchy!
>>2760574
>Smiles innocently.
Huh? These aren't mine.
>>2760582
>Falls
>asleep.
>>2760594
it was a fine group on its own, but I had to leave it for personal reasons
>>2760601
Free wifi here of all places?
>>2760601
AH! LEAVE ME ALONE OCTARIAN!
>>2760428
So it is true! Hello!
>>2760468
Is that so? what has happened! I'd like to know.
>>2760493
You shouldn't take it to heart Mister.
>>2760594
What? You mean you've never heard of Starcraft?
>>2760554
Uh, hello.
>>2760602
>Holy shit, he really does.
>>2760617
I...got that part, but I don't think you realize how loud you're chewing.
>>2760574
You aren't exactly setting an example to go above and beyond.
>>2760606
They are lighting flaming bags of robot snakes in people's doorsteps sir!
>>2760547
So you guys murdered them? That's horrible! That seems a bit extreme... It may just be me. Are there more of your kind?
>>2760553
>he starts breaking her will down bit by bit
No you arn't youre sweet, charming and kind! Plus going all natural is a benefit!
Mikan tsumaki you are the most beautiful girl around when youre with that anon. Dont you want that? Dont you want to be loved?
>>2760610
Wilders delivers a most undesirable fate
Some other undesirable fates are met as well
Who's hungry?
>>2760600
I don't think I'm able to leave even if I want to.
I tried.
>>2760616
Oh, he'll nibble my fingers? Cute!
>>2760629
And also bye! I'm going to leave soon.
>>2760530
Such is the way of many Chapters. I understand that. I do not see a point in arguing over this.
INDEED SO. NO ORK SHALL LEAVE ALIVE
>>2760641
Of course there are. There's plenty of Inklings hanging around Inkopolis. However, we had to do what was necessary. They wouldn't give it back, so we took it from them
>>2760617
What chocolate do they make these days that are...Never mind. Just chew with your mouth shut.
>>2760646
it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair
>>2760553
No goal is petty if it was made with a good heart. Tell me your goal, your purpose.
>>2760561
It still gives me an idea of your origin, you could be demonic or a psyker too.
>>2760611
Our tanks can survive a nuke blast. Tau weaponry shred them apart with no effort. The good thing is is that if you get close, they absolutely are bad at close range fighting, and are easily overwhelmed.
>>2760649
I am aware. The worst thing that could happen is to argue between us. We might have different cultures, but at the end, we are Space Marines that serve our Emperor.
>>2760451
you will die
>>2760646
cold...
>>2760601
Aw crap THIN ICE!
...This is okay. My oxygen supply SHOULD last through the end of the game....
>>2760618
Such as declination for conversion?
>>2760628
I've not exactly been in contact with the outside world from my time period, and odds are we're with this whole "alternate reality" schtick, anyways.
>>2760629
How loud am I chewing?
>>2760660
>*munch munch*
Sorry, I couldn't hear you. What did you say?
>>2760601
Fuck.
I gotta remind myself not to do some stupid shit like making explosives out of cheap noodles ever again.
>>2760644
We-Well I'm sure that anon is fine, bu-but, I don't know him, I-I wanna spend my life with someone I know...ev-even though I don't deserve something that nice.
>>2760672
More confidence, I-I think people like that kind of thing, s-so I wanna become more confident so more people will like me more...
>>2760600
>He sighs again.
>>2760616
That has it's downsides.
...
So I hear you like...puppies and hamburgers.
>>2760623
Fine. Whatever. What's your name?
>>2760660
I'll be damned, he found his way here...
>>2760614
DESTRO! THAT'SSS MY LINE
>>2760617
...Any time now...
ARGH! ROBOT SSSNAKESS ARE USSELESS
>>2760638
PERFECT! THE JOESSS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!
COOOOOOOOOBRA SSSHALL REIGN SSSUPREME!
>>2760646
The four tributes that went made it a spectacle
The six that didn't don't even deserve a mention
>>2760676
Someone will drag me out of hell, don't worry about me.
>>2760648
Oh. Farewell then.
>>2760682
Loud enough for me to make a complaint.
>>2760689
HAIL COBRA!
>>2760672
All youkai are susceptible to it, demons, fairies, nekomata, magicians, anything.
>>2760672
Wait. Nuke blasts? You still use atomic warfare?
>>2760680
I didn't want to act as a third wheel in the group, both of us benefit more this way
Anyone want some tea?
>>2760658
Well if you say so, seems a bit extreme. Your civilization sounds like they were built for war. I'm sure Buttercup would love to learn more about you and your people, or.. Erm.. Squidlings? Inklings right? I think that was right...Shame to hear that it took the extinction of one race to save another.
>>2760648
Yes. It is a sign of affection it only does that to me.
>>2760623
I have a total of three victories, have made a few allies and killed around thirty creatures.
>>2760688
Yes it seems me being here is bringing everyone here as well.
What is it with this sudden question?
>>2760698
The three groups all decide to do nothing
>>2760731
I'm good, thanks for the offer.
>>2760686
>mikan starts to get a horrible migrane as he tries again
Then what about me? Youve known me all your life, your one and only friend~ you deserve the best boyfriend you could ever have Mikan! And That is me!
>>2760577
T-That is just you being abrasive and you know it. I always have been one to stand my ground, it's you who changed when you let people walk all over your "comrades" if that even is what accurately describes our relationship.
>>2760636
And you are?
>>2760686
And what makes you think you don't deserve love, child?
>>2760746
That's a really odd looking rollercoaster.
I wonder how that got through inspection
>>2760720
I didn't like any of them, myself. Gave me the creeps....
>>2760731
I'm more of a caffine person, but hey, if you're offering.
>>2760704
Don't jussst ssstand there, you idiot! Attack! Strategize! Do sssomething!
>>2760731
>hissssesss
>smacks tea out of your hands
>>2760748
Alright.
>>2760760
Well here you g-
>>2760761
>>2760701
I'll make sure you stay there
>>2760746
tis a silly place
>>2760753
Well, I haven't abducted people or threaten to crush windpipes.
>>2760731
That'd be lovely, miss.
>>2760731
H-hey! Giving out tea is my job..
>>2760758
Yukine is xir
>>2760688
Wah? Oh it's just you. If you managed I am sure I could.
>>2760682
You are wearing on my patience. No matter.. You have to run out eventually..
>>2760731
Hand it over.
>>2760648
Try to stay away from fighting then, it would be unfortunate if something happened to you.
>>2760688
And remember to smile, that's the most important thing when talking to a woman.
>>2760623
It has been awhile if I recall correctly.
>>2760731
How about some champagne?
>>2760616
I'd probably lose anyway, but in the end that doesn't really matter.
>>2760785
Ofcourse you can visit the shrine, but I doubt there's any room for you to permanently stay there
>>2760760
Well, you could always do the same as I did
>>2760761
>>2760776
Oh, classy, guy, real classy.
>>2760761
Uh....UH.....UHHHHH
>Throws a robot snake on the ground and fires wildly in the air
HAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL COOOOOOOOOBRRRRRAAAAAAAA
>>2760731
No thank you. I have no requirement for beverages.
>>2760785
A new poll has the potential to change the course of this game
>>2760731
>>2760818
>fug
>>2760749
U-Um, We-Well as lovely as that sounds...
>>2760755
Gr-Gross people don't deserve love, th-that's why.
>>2760783
I thought we talked about not bringing this up.
>>2760825
It'll surely be here any minute now.
>>2760830
Really? I don't think you are gross. Sure, you could use a shower more frequently, but you are far from gross. Kazuichi Souda, that creature is gross, but not you.
>>2760811
Yep, I more or less did...too bad my tank's amphibious mode failed as I was driving over a frozen lake, of all things.
...I have the suspicion that happens a lot, huh?
>>2760830
Everyone deserves love! Love is for all those who wish to pursue it. There is a someone for everyone, even you.
>>2760758
F for Edups
>>2760847
Two deadly encounters as well as one peaceful one
>>2760832
Not to mention you kicked me in me right in the.... 'royal jewels'..
>>2760856
Perhaps you should redesign your tank, if it fails this oftenly
>>2760810
...
Fine.
>>2760745
El's making me do it. She wants us to..."bond".
>He smiles weakly. It's obviously forced.
>>2760731
If you can get me some shots, I'd appreciate it.
>>2760794
Getting here's easy. Getting back is the hard part.
>>2760832
No, we were talking about another thing entirely. Now you're just avoiding the subject, sir.
>>2760869
My word, Miss Sanae...!
>>2760814
I'll get you one just wait here.
>goes away and comes back with tea
>>2760783
>gives Elly a tea cup filled with green tea.
>>2760784
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
>>2760798
>hands tea filled cup carefully
Don't spill it please.
>>2760810
I don't have those.
>>2760829
>>2760818
Oh alright.
>>2760876
Shots?
>>2760878
...Do you want cake?
>>2760847
heh
>>2760876
Nowaskheronadate.
>>2760869
>>2760879
I can take the flesh of the skull, and I'll have some authentic Halloween decorations
>>2760878
THISSS DIDN'T HAPPEN
>>2760869
MYSTERY FINAL TWO
WHO'S GONNA TAKE IT
>>2760878
T-thank you sir! I take pride in my love of COOOOBRA!
>>2760878
Uhuh. And what's in it?
>>2760875
Constant revisions and improvements. Really, what doomed me was my oxygen supply giving out.
>>2760908
>>2760686
That is correct. See you know what to do, you just don't want to do it, for fear of getting rejected.
>>2760715
All of them are heretics and have demonic influence, which helps me prove my point.
>>2760717
Yes, but its commonplace now, I have a type of bullet that is a mini nuclear warhead. For mass destruction we use other methods.
>>2760908
Like hell I'm gonna get this far and die now.
Show me what you've fucking got old man.
>>2760810
All of us have an equal amount of power. It will just go to whoever can have their wits up.
>>2760876
Ugh. She would.
*She also begins to force a smile*
Yes. I am fond of them.
>>2760890
Do you really think I, Cobra Commander will fall to sssuch obviousss trapsss?!
...
What kind iss it?
>>2760890
You shall be forgiven if I too get a cup of tea.
>>2760924
You should fucking kill whoever made that suit, it's dogshit.
>>2760913
I'm not a tank expert, but you could have just opened the hatch to let air come in
>>2760890
Anything that'll put me out quick.
>>2760895
>He glares.
What did you just say?
>>2760926
Anything else?
I ma back again , did i miss something?
>>2760876
I don't see why it would be so hard about it. Surely any entrance has an exit.
>>2760956
You missed the rapture.
>>2760918
Obviously. Why nuke the problem when you can destroy the entire planet it's on.
>>2760890
Ah, thank you, miss!
>She smiles as she accepts it
>>2760898
Wait...isn't he a ghost?
>>2760918
Even angels and ghosts are, at that....In fact, even normal humans, to an extent.
>>2760927
Strawberry, it tastes really well and you won't get fat...as much.
>>2760931
>gives him a tea cup filled with tea
Here you go, I didn't mean trouble.
>>2760954
I don't have shots, sir.
>>2760908
A silly bug once said:
"An arena event is a fitting way to end any game."
>>2760964
¿?
>>2760974
He didn't feel like a ghost.
Well, he is a ghost now, that's for sure
>>2760954
I am fond of killing. Though most people don't seem to like that.
>>2760895
Did you say something, El?
>>2760830
>>2760861
>He tries one last effort to brainwash her
Shes right, there is someone for you, me! You DO want me dont you?
All i need is for you to say yes~
>>2760942
You'd know a lot about what's dogshit and what isn't wouldn't you? Punk.
>>2760980
FUCK.
>>2760910
Asss expected! Now, keep your eye out for Joesss, you never know when they'll ssstrike...
>>2760913
Concentrated terrorisssm! And berriesss!
...and *cough*a dab of cobra venom*cough*
>>2760890
>He turns it upside-down and spill it all.
>He hands her back the teacup.
>>2760879
I would prefer including this a part of that as well, "MISS".
>>2760872
You deserved it.
>>2761006
What rhymes with punk and is something you like to take in your mouth and ass? Manspunk. Piss off, twerp.
>>2760980
Congratulations Mii Swordfighter, you are now a three-time winner of the Express Games!
>>2760997
I'm almost certain he's some sort of youkai, if nothing else...never been terribly good at discerning types.
>>2761018
Well, it's becoming an exceedingly common occurrence for you to do such things, such as with the blonde madame just now.
>>2761008
Like maybe...RIGHT NOW
>He fires wildly behind him taking out a civilian
Damn no Joe. HAIL COBRAA
>>2761027
And thanks for playing tributes.
>>2760948
Like I said, I sank instead of floating. It was either suffocate or flood the thing, and I'm not a very good swimmer anyways. Especially in frozen water....
>>2760890
Hehe, thanks. Sorry about...all of that.
>She clambers out her tank and takes it
>>2761008
...That doesn't exactly sound healthy.
>>2761027
Congrats, guy.
Thanks for the test drive!
>>2760890
You really should, it might be a little more expensive than tea but it's just as good if not better in the right setting.
>>2760926
Then that would be you, you don't exactly have as much emotions that affect your judgment like I do.
>>2760954
>>2760999
Nothing. I didn't say anything, you guys must be hearing things.
>>2761001
I have a marriage certificate on hand if you want to make this official.
>>2761027
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>2761040
Wait you guys still playing the last game?
>>2760957
I've been looking. Trust me.
>>2760976
Damnit.
>>2760999
Yeah. Not a fan favorite.
>>2761027
Thank you for the opportunity. Congratulations.
>>2760969
Correct, but its only used for something extreme.
>>2760974
Those things do not exist where i am from. The closest thing to that are Space Marines and Sisters of Battle.
>>2760976
*hisses*Get it out of my sssight! Ssstrawberries are below COOOOOBRA
>>2761031
...! Sssoldier! What did I tell you!? Only ssshoot AMERICAN civiliansss!
>>2760855
Bu-But I am gross, I-If I'm told it every single day, it has to be true!
>>2760861
Something deep inside me is telling me to doubt that!
>>2761001
Not really...yo-you're kind of a monkey, I-I do appracite the companionship though...
>>2760918
An-And I will do it, I-I'll become super confident!
>>2760976
It's fine, besides I only have the cafe open at midnight anyway.
>>2760974
Sorry I kinda went out for lunch, what's going on with Iida now?
>>2761022
I don't give a shit Dr Seuss. Fuck off.
>>2761040
Not too bad a game. Thanks.
>>2761040
Thanks for hosting
>>2761030
I knew that, ofcourse, I can smell youkai from a mile away.
>>2761049
I think you should just stay on land then.
Or leave your tank if you want to get across some water
>>2761040
Thanks for hosting
>>2761040
Thank you, very much.
>>2761063
S-Sorry sir! My mistake. I just heard things that weren't hailing Cobra behind me..
>>2761057
Hehe. Poor Alderaan. It was a test target to scare the imperial subjects.
>>2761065
If you tell a lie to yourself often enough, sooner or later you start believing it as the truth.
>>2761051
That would be logical but I'm expecting your passion to turn up.
>>2761053
Yes.
*She leans up to you to whisper*
This is causing me pain.
>>2761057
Well, I'd assume humans exist there.
>>2761067
He sort of abducted a cross-dressing man that he was accusing of being a "degenerate", and tried to pass him off as his girlfriend.
...Now he's trying to justify it. Aand also try to turn things around on me, I think.
other stuff
>>2761053
Have you tried looking in unusual spots Frederick..?
>>2761078
And what if i won't fuck off? You'll send one of your lapdogs after me? how amusing.
>>2761079
...I feel weak getting out of my tank. Vulnerable. But yep, definitely gotta work out those kinks.
>>2761081
Sounds like a weirdly common occurrence.
>She shrugs, taking a sip
>>2761065
>>2761051
>kind of a monkey
>he snaps and breaks the hypnotism
To hell with that certificate! You think i'd genuinely love that insolent twerp?!! Shes disgusting even by human standards, and those are the worst standards!! No-one would ever want you mikan, that anon just wanted a plaything, and your the easiest around to abuse!!
>>2761018
That's not nice I plan on using those eventually.
>>2761081
It doesn't really have a name, I haven't decided on one yet, I'm thinking about the Kaito kafe or something like that.
>>2761101
Oh, so he actually does swing that way? And let's be honest it's not the first time he tried to turn something on you.
>>2761049
How would you know, hmmm? Are you a health inssspector?
>>2761090
Ugh, your blind loyalty letss you off the hook thisss time. Jussst don't talk about thisss around Dessstro, undersstand?
>>2761126
That's not healthy at all, especially for a growing kid like yourself!
>>2761079
...Miss Sanae. Could you not tell?
>>2761129
That's true...but I think he was just desperate enough to display he had a girlfriend....
I think he's going a bit crazy.
>>2761030
Madame? Who?
>>2761129
I did not want to know that, please refrain from speaking about that with me.
>>2761051
>He looks unimpressed.
Sure. I'll let it slide this time.
>>2761100
>He whispers back.
Same here. Any ideas on how to get out of this?
>>2761106
>He tenses up.
First, DON'T call me that. Second, this entirely place is unusual. It changes its look on the hour.
>>2761141
What couldn't I tell?
>>2761094
Bu-But Its not a lie, its the cold, hard, hurtful, truth!
>>2761127
I-I'M SORRY, I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO COME OFF AS MEAN, I-IT JUST KIND OF CAME OUT!
>>2761125
You think I'm some kind of pussy shit who can't take care of himself? I could've fucking put a bullet in your head 15 minutes ago if I wanted to.
Get lost.
>>2761164
Do you know if this is the truth or do you believe it because others tell you so? Why won't you take charge of your own life isntead of letting it be shaped by the whims and words of the ignorant?
>>2761143
The one who so kindly offered people tea that you just dumped out?
>>2761161
That he was a youkai...?
>>2761144
Fine fine, could perhaps ask more politely next time monkey. And changes looks you say? Hmm A predicament indeed
>>2761065
There we go! You are making me proud Mikan. Now all you need to do is to apply it in everyday life. I want to see you become more confident of yourself.
>>2761092
Alderaan? What is that?
>>2761101
Yes they do exist. I was human at one point, but i don't remember it.
>>2761170
Ask nicely and i might not poison your next meal and watch from a distance as you choke on your own blood, gasping for air.
Or maybe i'll kill your precious bodyguard before i'll start having my way with you. Perhaps i shall do exactly that.
>>2761184
ofcourse I knew.
>sneak sneak sneak
