The Pogostick Games!
First 24!
>>2753483
Jun
Sans
>>2753483
Elphelt Valentine
Captain Luna
Lisa Mishima
>>2753483
Maria and harusame
Sanae Kochiya
>>2753483
Ririchiyo
>>2753483
King Kaito
Bikko
Eggman-kun
>>2753483
Asui Tsuyu
Meme Cat
>>2753483
Spike
the Gee aich oh ess tee
N
Lord Beerus
Izaya Orihara
These boxes
Iida Tenya
>>2753496
>>2753484
>Jun stares in awe at the pony that was just speaking.
You're so cute oh my god!
>His voice has turned into a high pitch squeal as he stares at the alicorn with shining amethyst eyes.
Centorea Shianus
Pussy destroyer
Skinny DJ Khaled
Celes
>>2753522
I am not.
Are those cat ears?
John Doe
>>2753511
>>2753512
>>2753500
>Hugs the cutie succubus.
>>2753532
B-but you are! A-and they're fake...
>His eyes continue to remain locked onto the pony.
>>2753527
I know when that ____ bling
>>2753541
>pets the silly trap.
>>2753541
Oh.
That is quite a shame.
Alright, it's deader than I expected. If there are any swaps (I think there won't be), or changes to be made let me know!
>>2753542
HOTLINK
>>2753539
>huge blankspace
>white borders
>.gif
>>2753548
It looks good to me
>>2753548
My sword is ready.
>>2753548
Looks good
>>2753546
>Extends his hand out to pet you again and stops just before it touches you.
So.... cute...
>>2753548
I think it looks good!
>>2753548
I love my district, and looks fine to me.
>>2753556
And my axe!
None of you make this fun for me anymore...
Anyways~!
If there are no complaints with the roster, let's begin!
>>2753548
Thank you for the game!
>>2753441
I do not "watch" anyone, miscreant.
Don't be late for school~!
>>2753548
Looks wonderful
>>2753571
>>2753565
>>2753548
>>2753565
I-I'M ATTENDING SCHOOL!?
>>2753568
But if you don't watch anybody how will you know when someone is breaking the rules?
>>2753562
You keep saying that.
>>2753571
I recommend going back home and getting a fresh pair of clothing.
>>2753571
Come on mister dragon lets make out way to school~!
>He grabs a hold of your hand and proceeds to skip merrily along side you.
>>2753573
(I think it's the same person with those file names... I think.)
King Kaito doesn't want to eat what the Ghost is talking about. That juicy, thick, meaty thing he's describing isn't what you're looking for.
Or is it?
Yes, Captain Luna did used to be a bully. Ask her old friends, they'll tell you that she was a total nightMARE
>buh dum tiss
>there are people who didnt know the pogo was hoshi
>>2753589
I've been telling you people for years
>>2753587
A change of clothing is always good.
>>2753587
Fuckin really... ew.
>>2753580
As much as I would like to enforce the rules 24/7, I just do not have the omnipotence to make that necessary.
>>2753587
I have multiple exams to study for, my apologies.
>>2753582
Because you are so damn absolutely cute!
>The boy covers his mouth trying to contain his excitement.
>>2753587
Those little extra lines you added are so adorable~
>>2753589
(Um what's a hoshi?)
>>2753587
I'm not exactly too sure as to what I'm doing to be entirely honest...
>>2753585
I'm sorry, but we've lived next door to each other for so long, I need to ask: Why are you both male and female at the same time?
>>2753587
And this is how I end up walking alone.
>>2753602
>(Um what's a hoshi?)
ohhh you'll find out soon enough
SUMMER VACATION IS HERE EARLY!
DO YOUR GODDAMN HOMEWORK!!
>>2753602
>(Um what's a hoshi?)
>>2753602
>(Um what's a hoshi?)
A person with a yellow star-shaped face.
>>2753483
Erhm, excuse me, kind people, but has anyone seen my hat around here? White, with a red ribbon?
I'm literally Hoshi.
>>2753587
I was a different pony, and I had my reasons.
>>2753602
The general populace would disagree with you.
>>2753607
That should scare them sufficiently.
>>2753607
It's not nice to ruin someone else's movie experience.
>>2753607
I should stop leaving messages on Sunset's machine. I've filled her voicemail already.
>>2753615
>He hands her her hat.
Now shut up.
>>2753615
I am afraid not.
>>2753619
>>2753607
Maybe the dick Ghost is allergic to pussy
Pussy destroyer asks the meme pussy why he wasn't to graduate, wouldn't he rather be destroyed?
>>2753607
Work is work, even if at times it gets tedious.
>>2753601
You always seem to catch me doing stuff...and..
>>2753615
...?
>>2753629
Now where did I leave that nerd repellant?
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
>>2753631
...and?
>>2753622
Ah! Thank you, sir!
>She quickly puts it back on with a smile
I don't know what I'd do without it.
>>2753624
Well, thankfully Sir Tenya had it on his person. Not that I'm certain why he did, but still.
>>2753631
Hm?
>>2753604
I-I'm not both I'm just a boy...
>>2753607
I've got to make sure I do all my work so I can spend all my time with my friends after school~
>>2753605
>>2753608
(I-is it something that bad?)
>>2753610
(Oh um thank you miss Ririchiyo.)
>>2753617
But why? I just want to pet your mane and cuddles you all night long!
>>2753629
S-sure... I can try and carry this for you...
>collapsed soon after; nobody called the school nurse so the boy slowly died as he stopped breathing and each of his vital organs shut down one after the other until he was but a body to lay within the school's halls.
Sanae poisons the king. Anything to graduate, huh?
Lisa isn't interested in dicks like the Ghost is. His attempts to cheer her up only leaves her more depressed.
Celes is certainly not involved in any shady dealings, Meme Cat. Her money comes from good clean gambling.
Lord Beerus ain't lending money for shit.
>>2753647
I believe these seats are taken. Sorry.
>>2753646
Then why do you dress like a girl?
>>2753647
>>2753650
O-Oh... Okay... Guess I'll go eat on the roof and then jump off it.
JEEZ, SUMMER VACATION AGAIN!?
>>2753644
I'm afraid I can't tell you, either.
>>2753646
Neither of which are in the realm of possibility, I am afraid. I have an aversion towards being pet.
>>2753662
That must be a rather long school year.
>>2753665
Well, thank you regardless, Miss.
>>2753659
Don't you think that's a little drastic?
>>2753662
Why was I the one that had to be knocked off?
>>2753653
Because I want to be a girl~
>He lets out a small soft giggle before continuing.
I know it's a silly thought and dream but I truly do wish I could become a girl...
>>2753665
Aw okay then... B-but you're still cute!
>The boys face pouts as he stares towards the pony.
>>2753643
And.. And you still have a scythe to return.
>>2753644
It took you quite long enough, honestly two days? Even that weirdo in the tracksuit comes back faster then that, I mean you even missed Ms. Knowledge last night...
Someone is a mod here. I know it!
The pussy destroyer isn't always alpha.
No, no one would care if you died Izaya.
Lord Beerus gives Sans some advice after his failed attempt to borrow money from him.
>>2753673
Oh no, I know what you are trying to do. It shan't work.
>>2753674
Ah! I did? Shoot....And I was completely obliterated, I didn't have any choice as to when I reformed. Even then I was as weak as a newborn kitten for a while there, could barely stand at all until my scythe came back.
...I wasn't even expecting I'd come back at all.
The Lord of all Pussy destroys the Pussy Destroyer. This year certainly is the war of the pussies. Fuck this commentary has hit rock bottom.
Celes and Meme Cat die for a cause.
Nobody can beat Eggman, not even in arm wrestling.
>>2753686
I. Want. To. Pet. You!
>The small boy begins stomping lightly on the ground.
>>2753695
>
Even Eggman has his own problems. Sanae is about to lose it. Lisa takes Izaya by busting his ass, Sans's pranks have cost a non-life.
>>2753674
No I do not.
>>2753705
No.
>>2753678
Yeah thats what I thought.. No one would care. >>2753711
What a way to go.
>>2753673
Well, hey, who am I to judge dreamers? I'm nothing if not a hopeless dreamer.
Go for broke, kid.
>>2753714
C-can I at least touch your mane one time?
>>2753721
Thank you mister talking purple dragon!
Lunch break! Did everyone pack their bentos? Eggman seems to be helping Lisa out! Perhaps the beginning of a newfound alliance?
Lord Beerus fucks up and brings spoiled food, killing Sans and a stack of boxes.
>>2753694
Everyone agreed it was a lot more lonely without you... And I agreed... But anyway Ms. Knowledge even seemed a bit sad, she said it was because of the waste of time on the portal but, ya'know..
>>2753713
What are you saying? That a vigilant hero like yourself misplaced it?
>>2753726
Spike. Nice to meet ya.
A very quiet day for our students. It's usually calm as the final few tributes plan their final attack to grab the title of Ace Student and Graduate! The mood may appear calm and... peaceful, but viewers should be on the edge of their seats. The students tense, more than any exam they've faced before! Yes, this is the ultimate exam, life or death!
>>2753735
Have you tried actually asking the degenerate if she has it on her or not, simpleton?
>>2753737
I'm Jun! Nice to meet you Spikey~
>>2753752
Please. Just Spike is fine.
>>2753745
Eggman kun must win this
>>2753735
I...really? Of all people, me?
>>2753751
Do you really have to call me things like that, sir...?
good morning everyone
Maria and Harusame work together lift and surprisingly throws it as Sanae. Usually it's the students who crush the cans, this time it were the cans that crushed the student!
Lisa Mashima begins her assault with a flurry of paper balls! It's not so effective!
>>2753755
O-oh sorry spike!
>Jun giggles lightly and scratches the back of his head.
>>2753757
No, but it is true, so I shall call you that.
>>2753751
Even if she does how did it get away from you? I mean I tried a couple of times and never even got close...
>>2753757
>Takes a deep breath and sighs.
You many not think so but a lot of people were upset that you were gone, you should apologize.
Final Three students! You know what this means, HYPER COMMENTARY!
https://youtu.be/ab9176Srb5Y?t=14s
MARIA AND HARUSAME CREATE BODY DOUBLES OF THEMSELVES TO DISTRACT ANY POTENTIAL ATTACKERS! THE HEADMISTRESS WONDERS IF THEIR CLEVER TACTIC WILL BE EFFECTIVE AGAINST THE REMAINING TWO STUDENTS, BOTH OF WHOM EACH STILL HAVE A SET OF WORKING EYES AND COMMON SENSE!
>>2753764
It's fine. I just only let one person call me that. And she's gone, so I just sort of go exclusively by Spike.
>>2753771
It found it's own way back.
>>2753761
....
>>2753763
Oh, and I would've bet on Miss Sanae, too.
>>2753769
I don't see at all how I am, to be honest, sir. I have a name....
>>2753771
I, er...I'm sorry, sir.
>>2753773
I predict that Lisa shall win
>>2753779
Oh I'm sorry to hear that mister Spike...
LISA ENCOURAGES MARIA AND HER BUDDY NOT TO LOSE HOPE, TO DO HER BEST TO SURVIVE UNTIL THE END, ONLY ONE THING STANDS IN THEIR WAY, EGGMAN! LISA'S A CLEAN FIGHTER, SHE'S LOOKING LIKE SHE'S GOT THE HEART OF AN ACE STUDENT! EGGMAN WITH RAW POWER, MARIA AND HARUSAME WITH NUMBERS!
>>2753784
Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm supposed to stop talking about it anyway. Better luck in the next game, Jun.
>>2753786
Lisa shall be victorious!
>>2753788
Well thank you Spike~!
>>2753781
Degenerate will be just fine to make your acquaintance.
>>2753786
That brunette appears to be the only one that looks as if they are even remotely a good citizen, so I will cast my faith into her.
>>2753726
Yes. But no petting.
>>2753780
And dammit I am not in the right emotional mind set to continue this alteration.
>>2753781
>Takes another deep breath and a sigh before hugging her.
It's alright, just don't let it happen again. Ya punching bag.
>>2753788
Spikey. Wikey.
UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE MARIA AND HARUSAME WEREN'T DEPRESSED FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON! THINGS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE BELT HAVE ARISEN AS THEY BOTH DROP OUT OF SCHOOL TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR ISSUES!
"GOOD LUCK, LISA" THE LETTER SAYS IN A BRIEF SUMMARY OF IT'S CONTENTS!
LISA VS EGGMAN! IT'S GOING DOWN, NEXT!
http://poal.me/ooyxf
Return the slab.
Or suffer my curse
>>2753797
YOU CAN DO IT LISA I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>2753796
Please don't.
>>2753794
>Jun runs his hand slowly through her mane squealing in delight.
So tingly and soft!
>>2753797
Rooting for Lisa, the underdog.
>>2753802
It's time to move on man
>>2753793
I still don't see how I match that description at all.
>>2753795
>She yelps in surprise, attempting to move her scythe out of the way
...I really cant see how I could stop Miss Reimu if she wanted to exterminate me again. All I could really do was scream.
>>2753799
What slab?
>>2753797
Come now, Miss Lisa!
>>2753810
I want to give Elly a big long warm hug.
>>2753803
Return the slab....
>>2753810
Return the slab...
Or suffer my curse...
AND IT'S OVER!
EGGMAN WAS TOO COCKY AS HE TRIES TO BREAK LISA'S CONCENTRATION BEFORE SHE COMPLETES HER STUDY OF THE ULTIMATE ATTACK TO CRACK THE EGG. LITTLE DID EGGMAN KNOW, SHE HAD ALREADY MASTERED THE TECHNIQUE ALL ALONG! YES! IT WAS A TRAP, A TRAP TO STAB THE EGG RIGHT THROUGH THE YOLK!
EGGMAN FALLS TO THE GROUND, YELLOW AND CLEAR LIQUID SPILLING OUT OF HIS CRACKED EXTERIOR. WITH A BROKEN YOLK, HE IS USELESS BOTH INSIDE AND OUT...
OUR 22ST ASUKA ACADEMIA ACE STUDENT IS...
>>2753809
I appreciate your concern, but I'm doing the best I can.
>>2753816
>22st
>>2753815
WHAT slab!?
>>2753814
>Anon please
>>2753816
Oh, dear.
>>2753816
Oh congratulations miss! Thank you for the school miss... Mister... Um I don't know that...
You weaklings ready to bow to me yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhJMvJDSZA
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 22ST ASUKA ACE STUDENT
THE UNDERDOG! THE HOPE OF THE ACADEMY, LISA MISHIMA!
WITH THIS WINCARD YOU ARE NOW A CERTIFIED GRADUATE OF ASUKA ACADEMIA! USE YOUR ACE STUDENT ABILITIES TO BREAK THE LIMITS OF A HUNGER GAMES TRIBUTE! WE WISH YOU A BRIGHT FUTURE AND CAREER!
Who wants some spoop?
>>2753816
Congratulations, Lisa.
>>2753829
Thanks for hosting, Hoshi
>>2753810
>Sighs again releasing her.
Did you know Ramlethal destroyed her donation box because of what happened? I didn't until Aussa questioned Ramlethal about it last night.
>>2753822
FUCK~! I MEANT 21ST!
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING, THIS HAS BEEN YOUR HOST ASUKA SHIKINAMI LANGLEY, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
View all past games here!
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>>2753829
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>2753837
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2753810
I wouldn't expect you to. Just know that it is what I call you by.
>>2753829
I am glad to have bet on the winner. Thank you for the game, Headmistress!
>>2753826
Er, who?
>>2753836
>She gasps
Oh, dear...!
...She's going to exterminate me again for that, isn't she?
>>2753829
Congratulations, miss. And thank you for having them.
>>2753837
Thank you for hosting, this game was interesting.
>>2753837
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2753843
Your new ruler, thats all you need to know!
>>2753845
Take your time anon, soon you will. Then we can have fun! Isnt that what you want?
>>2753847
>calling Hoshi mate
Oh la la~
>>2753824
Tonight you will be visited by 3 plagues.....
Each worse than the last....
Return the slab......
>>2753843
No, but she put out wanted posters for Ramlethal, here I grabbed one take a look.
>Pulls out a wrinkled paper from my back pocket and hands it to her.
>>2753852
He's Australian. Literally even your mom is your mate.
>>2753856
That's a good point, mate.
>>2753841
Are you that unwilling to explain, as well...? If I caused you any offense in the past, I'm sorry, sir.
>>2753851
That's really not sufficient information for anything, sir. I, for one, only answer to my mistress as an authority.
...And the shrine maiden I suppose.
>>2753853
I don't have a slab TO return!
>>2753854
>She pales a bit
Ooooh, no.
>>2753856
(You're definitely not wrong on that mate.)
>last new Australian came 10 months ago
>>2753856
Unless they're a shit cunt.
>>2753863
If it makes you feel any better Reimu had a festival night at the shrine a day ago to raise money for a new box or something, so I donated and said it was from you, she kinda ignored me when she thanked everyone else.
>>2753863
I would rather not even bother wasting my breath on someone would not even understand it, so no, I shall not be explaining it!
>>2753863
>releases first curse
>The water starts to rapidly flood the area
>>2753869
(... Um I think you might want to fix that number mister.)
>>2753883
Mmmmmm fresh meat.
Everyone, from what country are you?
>>2753876
...Well. Thank you.
>She sighs softly
I even had something I would've donated if I were there.
>>2753877
How do you even know for certain I wouldn't understand?
>>2753882
Eeeeer....
>She floats up and out of the way of the water
>>2753889
Australia.
>>2753883
You're Australian?
Say, do you believe we should make a white Australia?
>>2753889
Australia.
>>2753889
Australia
>>2753885
I-I'm not that kind of cow!
>>2753889
(Australia.)
>>2753898
Where would the diversity be then mister~
Uhh, good morning! How is everyone?
>>2753894
It comes with being a degenerate.
>>2753889
Australia
>Everyone is from Australia
>>2753907
WHERE IS YOUR PROPER CLOTHING?
>>2753899
...Oi Oi?
>>2753907
>kissu
>>2753904
Would you like to have a ride around in my van? Just ignore the red pain, and the chainsaw on the passenger seat.
>>2753889
Australia
>>2753894
It's no trouble, I just felt it was rude of her to not even show a bit of generosity.
>>2753889
America, my sleep schedule is fucked.
>>2753909
Honestly Iida she just got back, you don't have to be a jerk...
>Australians are known for shitposting
>Everyone in HG is Australian
>HG has constant shitposting
It all makes sense
>>2753919
>red paint*
>>2753904
We can move them all to Melbourne and make a moat around it.
Check it out I made a map for my plan.
>>2753907
Er, hello...sir?
>>2753909
If it's even a matter of morals, those of a youkai are very much different from those of a human.
...Even if even I know I act more like a human than that.
>>2753923
It's strange, I would've thought that she'd be highly responsive to any donations at all.
>>2753889
>Howdy y'all.
>>2753912
>It's just them fucking around.
>>2753919
But you look like a creeper! I-I don't want to get into your rape van or what ever it is!
>>2753889
England
Who the fuck are all the Australians?
>>2753889
Bhutan!
Who am I kidding.
Australia.
>>2753915
I already said I don't have any other clothing.
Even when I try to buy new clothing, my sisters just take it...
>>2753917
W-what are you doing?!
>>2753930
That's right!
>>2753923
I do not care, I will speak the truth.
>>2753930
My point exactly, I will not expect you to comprehend my reasoning.
>>2753926
That wouldn't be enough space for them and there would be too many swimming across the moat for even an army to mow down!
(Oh dear...)
>>2753939
And you allow them to, you depraved harlot.
>>2753940
That doesn't mean you can't at least try. After all, you must give some degree of care, since you stole my belongings.
>>2753939
Er...why the outfit?
>>2753931
I'm just offering you a nice chauffeur service. Nobody has ever made a complaint after one of my rides. What do you say? Sounds like
f
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n
>>2753930
It's probably because I mentioned your name, she really has a thing for material goods? Is that why she gets so mad over people destroying her stuff?
>>2753940
Come on, you care, you missed her too.
>>2753889
>Australia
>>2753943
Everything will work themselves out.
It'll make Australia great again.
>>2753954
That's probably because you k-killed them!?
>The boy quickly takes a few steps back away from the creepy clown.
>>2753944
I already said that they...
Oh, nevermind. You're just going to bully me anyways...
>>2753950
My sisters replaced all of my clothing with this because they said it looks cute...
>>2753889
England
>>2753955
Oh. Well, probably....
She doesn't get donations often, and with as often as her shrine apparently gets destroyed, she probably got attached to the box.
>>2753972
...I never understood that whole "family" thing.
>>2753975
Wrong, youre Australian
>>2753972
Bully? I am just giving you a stern lecture.
>>2753889
England
>>2753978
Huh?
What's not to understand?
>>2753983
You're calling m mean words and even tried to take my stuff before! You're a bully!
civilization!
>>2753978
She'll have to get attached to the new one now I suppose, hehe..
Space Australia
>>2753954
Take me back to Egypt.
There's no slab here...
>>2753970
No need to be afraid, little girl. Here, I even prepared some food for you to eat, it's human mea-
>coughs
I mean it's hulled millet. Why don't you try some, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
>>2753950
>>2753983
So, you're permitted to take my things without explanation, while at the same time refusing to elaborate upon moral standards...and you call yourself a "hero"?
>>2753991
As a concept as a whole, or why you'd do such things.
>>2753992
This place somewhat less civilized than others.
Whose ready for the star shaped dick?
>>2754000
It's more civilized than woods, deserts, oceans and mountains. Where's the meat?
>>2753889
Some shit, half arsed country west of Germany
>>2753998
Why don't you have a seat? Here, let me get that chainsaw out of the way for you.
>>2754011
Canada?
Canada is west of Germany
>>2754000
Umm...
I don't understand that point of view.
>>2754001
I want it, but only with mod powers.
>>2754019
I think he means Australia.
>>2754018
>takes a seat
Get me back to egypt....
Or suffer my curse...
>>2754023
Did you recover your HDD?
>>2753993
I'm surprised she didn't have the old one fixed.
>>2754009
I wouldn't know, I don't particularly eat often.
>>2754021
Well, my whole life, it's been a purely mistress/servant/coworker relationship between the two people I lived with.
...And I really just don't get why someone would take your clothes.
>>2754023
>having a slow-ass roll
here
>>2754029
Everything depends on this day. Leaving to university in about 30 minutes, friend has my external with the stuff his dad managed to recover.
>>2754030
They said they did it because I looked cuter in this.
I don't get it either...
>>2754038
Pray to god they didn't find your CP
>>2754035
>Having a slow ass roll
Here have a new one.
>>2754030
To my understanding someone donated a new box instead of actual money, at least that's what I believe happened.
>>2754041
Well, I guess you do look fitting in it.
>>2754046
>not making a gif of 360 images, one frame for each degree
>>2754030
What?! How can lady even live without eating?!
>>2754050
E-eh?
What's that supposed to mean?
>>2754027
Great, vict- guest. Let's start the engine and get going.
>car makes a clicking noise
Oh look, the car won't start. We're stranded here I'm afraid. Hah!
