Life has many doors HG.
>>2748906
You know what can open many doors?
My dick.
>>2748815
This isn't fun at all. The only enjoyment I get from this place is beating morons like Kazuichi senseless.
>>2748826
Dysentery. How unpleasant. How've you been, Stocking?
>>2748849
Have fun contracting brain cancer from the sheer idiocy in the air.
>>2748876
First of all, no. Our hate for eachother is completely mutual, I just have an appreciation for a quick tongue.
Second, he's last person I'd expect to ever find love, much less get married. Of course, he's just humoring the redheaded amnesiac, so it doesn't matter.
>>2748907
I'd rather crush any doubt that you were actually taking this seriously.
New Game When
>>2751832
>he pours a fair amount of tea in a cup and hands it over
I hope you enjoy. It is my favorite.
>>2751833
Yes I will stand by that. I found his name perfect...
>>2751849
I've done this before, It's just busier today than normal, was there any other questions you wanted to ask though?
>>2751858
I'm not human, in all honesty you're probably closer to them than I am.
I wish Naoto was around so I could stare at her from afar.
>>2751869
Never
>do i really need to host again? I might but no doubt il get shitposted to high heaven.
>>2751910
I just wish she was around...
>>2751892
Insert a code and host.
>>2751832
Even so! I have to ensure everything works out, I have to nudge you two in the right direction. And I already have everything planned out.
>>2751923
I want to cuddle her.
>>2751929
disgusting
>>2751869
Welcome!
>>2751858
Boyfriend? Which person are you referring to?! Regardless of who you mean, I am not letting you harm any of my friends.
I would advise you to reconsider. I will not be kind if you hurt them.
>>2751832
I will simply say, I think you will be better for it in the long run. Do trust me.
But... at any point if you wish me to stop, let me know.
>>2751897
> * she closes her eyes and smiles.
Mm. It makes me smile to hear.
>>2751919
Do it senpie
>>2751939
>yukine calling other things disgusting
Be quiet.
>>2751897
*She studies the cup for some time*
*She then downs all of the of the contents of it in one long swallow*
>>2751919
From who? The 15 people here?
>>2751928
Please don't. I am fine with being friends with her.
>>2751951
only if you stop being gross, pedo
>>2751947
Continue on. I will have to get used to it.
>>2751952
Her? What's her name?
>>2751952
16 fagguu
>>2751952
16 now
>>2751947
Yes well...Atleast we have Frisk.
>>2751952
Child .. I am uh.. Not sure you tasted it.. Tea is best when sipped.
>>2751959
Stop thinking lewd things about Naoto, you sick fuck.
>>2751967
Make it 18
>>2751975
Ok, 17-san.
>>2751960
Good to hear, dear.
... Are you okay? That tea was rather hot and you just swallowed all of it at once..!
>>2751977
And...unofficially, any we take under care here.
>>2751919
>Actually taking the shitposts seriously.
+1 also
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>2751978
I'm not!
>>2751981
More like 4"...
>>2751981
You fucking liar.
>>2751988
>>2751947
Him
>>2751897
Oh dont worry I wont hurt him, more... force you two to sort out your relationship. By killing each other. I can be a very persuasive monkey when I want to.
>>2751993
LIAR
I
A
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>>2751966
Her name was Hikage. You may have saw her in the last game. I think she may like me in that way.
>>2751977
>>2751985
IT'S-
It is a little hot.
>>2751967
>>2751975
>>2751981
The whole point was that he thought someone will taunt him for his hosting. Despite it being comfy time and a low amount of people.
Make it 19.
>>2751996
>>2752001
>mfw I forgot it was a recycled thread
>>2752014
This guy is ok. He tells the truth.
Make it 20~!
>>2751947
Hehehe~
So what is happening around?
>>2751913
>blocks
>>2751981
You smell funny, human. A mixture of fear, bravery and....different species of living creatures.
Make it 20....
Nevermind I already posted before
>>2751985
Of course! I am sure a few here could use parent figures.
>>2752011
D-did I not mention that..?
>>2752025
>>2752026
Praise these genuine UIDS! They walk the path of heaven!
>>2752008
No! Shutup! I can't help it! I at least keep it to myself.
>>2752011
I'll have to have a little chat with her then. This can be a very touchy situation.
>>2752026
Do I now, I've been told I smell weird, but uh, this is the first time I've been called brave.
>>2751991
...Oh, dear.
>>2752002
You are sorely underestimating me, young one. Our relationship will be sorted out on our own, not at your hand.
>>2752025
We are sitting down and having some tea at the moment! Waiting for the next game can be very tedious if you do not have something to do. Care to join us?
>>2752030
Especially this one...
>>2752011
> * Toriel pats you on the back and hands you a cold glass of water.
Tea usually is! Are you alright? Here... Drink this.
Who is your HG waifu?
You can't pick your own avatar
>>2752048
>shrugs
It could also be foolish bravado. Knowing that you could die at any moment so you do your best anyway.
>>2752047
Elpheeeeeellllllt! You are so cute! I want to marry you and have five hundred babies together!
>>2752057
Maria
>>2752057
Kurumi
>>2752057
Pearl
>>2752057
Muffet
>>2752055
Lets test that shall we?
>>2752030
Hello friend how are you doing?
>>2752057
Isn't it obvious?
>>2752058
That sounds more like it.
>>2752057
>Hajime :^), no but seriously, Gio :^(
>>2752064
>>2752055
I always have a table set up~!
>The table is full of assortments of Cakes and Cookies
But I will join your table for this occasion~!
>>2752057
>Kon-
>Oh.... Nevermind.
>>2752057
My coffin!
>>2752030
It is my fault. I should've known and I don't really know how to drink yet.
>>2752047
Please don't butt in El. It could be nothing.
>>2752055
*Much like the tea, she drinks the all the water*
Thank you, other monster.
>>2752057
Seth
>>2752070
I see. You find my looks endearing to your standards and you have a wish for me to become your mate.
.......And now?
>>2752057
Naoto
>>2752055
Yes of course! I would be more than happy to. She seems a kind soul.
>>2752075
Good evening child.
>>2752084
I-it's ok.. I can teach you.
>>2752086
>oh shit I got called out
Uh..Yes?
>>2752094
>Pets
>>2752057
Parsee
>>2752106
>Slaps your ass
Game of Fate
First 24 you know the rules
keep filler to a min.
>>2752057
Only Teitoku~!
>None desu. perhaps kurumi... but then again... meh nah... no one.
>>2752084
You need to learn to take shorter drinks, my child...
Well, no matter. Is that any better?
>>2752097
Me as well.
Ah, and Asgore. Do be careful around that one you are talking to at the moment.
>>2752081
Ah, then bring those over here as well!
did you make all these yourself, young one?
>>2752121
Matsuda
>>2752121
Lord Beerus
Lions Pride
>>2752121
Fucking Brain
The holy order
>>2752106
I-i'll kill you for that...
>>2752121
Urotsuki
>>2752121
Izaya Orihara
>>2752121
Tsuna
Lion's pride
>>2752104
A foolish question on my part. I already smell the scents of many females around you. And yet it is me you desire.
The mere scent alone proves you are either an irresistable human from your lands or an unfaithful lecher. And i'll have neither of them.
>>2752121
Mikan Tsumiki
Druid
>>2752121
Gravelord Nito
The Plague
>>2752062
Really?! That's always been my dream, to get married with the man of my dreams and have several children
>rabbles on
>>2752084
B-but...I just want to know more about this.
>>2752121
Kongou Of the Holy Order
>>2752121
Maria and Harusame
Druids
Council Specter
>>2752121
Toriel
>>2752121
N
I want no part of these idiotic factions.
>>2752121
Velouria
>>2752121
Yukine
not invested in any of the factions desu
>>2752121
King Asgore Lions
>>2752124
Hmm? The short one?
>>2752121
Cthulhu
Kraken cult
>>2752097
Okay. How do you sip?
>>2752121
Ramlethal Valentine
Shadow Agents
>>2752124
Much better. The other one is going to teach me.
>>2752121
Elphelt Valentine, holy order
>>2752121
Alma Elma
The Blight
>>2752121
Jun
>>2752121
King Kaito
>>2752121
Velvet Scarlatina
>>2752057
Celes
>>2752121
Ross
The White Council
>>2752121
Santa Claus
The Dust
>>2752121
Bikko
Locals
>>2752140
This is.. Only getting stranger. You can smell stuff like that?
>>2752147
>>2752121
And put me in whichever one you would like. Perhaps Lions.
>>2752121
Kaiki
>>2752158
(Aaaaah! I cannot remember my image for the life of me...)
>>2752143
Alright. Fine. The main reason I think she may like me is that she planted her lips on mine. What does that mean?
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5cxLZAn.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
>>2752121
Asakura Ryoko
The Holy Order.
>>2752170
>>2752121
shadow agents
>>2752121
Sally
>>2752166
A sensitive nose. And while we are at it? You have an unusually steady heartbeat.
>>2752154
Well, You simply pour small amounts of the drink into your mouth to taste it.
>>2752121
Fuu's perfect ass.
Locals
>>2752154
Did you...really not learn to drink?
>she takes a small sip of her tea to demonstrate.
>>2752152
Indeed, that one. Just keep your eye on that one, okay?
>>2752143
>listens to your cute rambling
So adorable! It would never work out between us though. You're a Valentine, I'm a Faceless. Our love is forbidden here...
>>2752121
Machi
Dust
>>2752121
Dying mike
>>2752185
What's wrong with having a normal heartbeat?
>>2752124
Uhhh... Actually I just purchase it~!
I can make them but not this much.
>>2752182
>>2752186
Could you pour me another cup then?
>>2752193
I was only created for one purpose. I am just now learning other things. So that is how you do it.
>>2752220
>>2752216
Rather silly of me to think that you could.. This is a lot of cookies and cake!
Thank you for bringing the snacks.
>she smiles, taking a cookie and munching on it.
Mmm... They're good, indeed.
>>2752229
Here, I'll refill it.
>she refills the cup with tea and places it back on the platter in front of you.
Now, remember. Slow and only a little bit.
>>2752237
>>2752205
Humans usually have a high heartbeat when someone is so adept at telling personal thing about them. And yet here you stand, calm as the wind and steady as a river.
Forget about that. What is it about me that you find interesting?
>>2752229
Yes just uh.. Listen to what Toriel says she is much better at teaching than I...
>>2752193
Hmm the child seems to have scurried off either way..
>>2752255
>>2752255
fuck yes
Forgive me HG, for I have shitposted
>>2752259
Well, to start. I can't say I have seen anything like you. Save for the Taguel.. You don't happen to have those from where you are from do you? Oh and I have experience with high pressure.
>>2752282
Join the club, bucko.
>>2752273
>Mfw literal rock ass
>>2752195
Those two words don't belong in the same sentence! Love is sacred and most be treasured at all times. Anything and everything can work if you put your heart into it!
>>2752173
It means that she likes obviously. But if you don't feel the same then you must take extreme caution.
>>2752266
Looks wonderful.
>>2752282
fuck off jesus you backstabbing cuck
>>2752266
Looks good to me.
>>2752266
Well, this is quite the conundrum....
If I must work together with him, then very well.
>>2752262
>sigh
I do not get what they wanted....
>>2752266
It looks okay...
>>2752273
>>2752281
I-I am a male though people...
>>2752266
Aw. Guess I miss out on this one.
>>2752288
If by Taguel you mean ''someone who can rip your face off with one swip of her claw'', then i very well might be this Taguel you speak about. What of it?
>>2752262
>he begins brainwashing you whilst you were distracted.
Sooo she's your ex, must have caused so much grief to you Asgore. Wasnt it her fault for asriels death, her fault your kingdom is in ruin? And what does she do? Hide like a coward, unlike you who tries to fix the problem. She will ruin your plan Asgore. Kill her, its the only way. Besides. Its not like she ever loved you anyway
>>2752310
>pic related
>>2752310
Even better, dude.
>>2752262
I understand. She is the leader in this relationship.
>>2752251
*She brings the cup to her lips*
*She hesitates for a while before finally putting it down.
Ugh.
>>2752266
Not only that she and I are on different districts, we are on different teams altogether. I wonder which one will make it furthest.
>>2752282
I will not forgive you.
>>2752299
What seems so foreign to me is so obvious to you. I will take your advice.
>>2752311
No I haven't a name for something like that. Considering a few of the woman I know can do that easy... They are more bunny like.
>>2752310
>I am a male
So am I, we have so much in common
>>2752321
...? Is something the matter?
Reminder your only friends in these games are from your faction, district means nothing here, and even then there are always traitors.
If you arnt from a faction well, I guess you will have to rely on good will and instinct.
>>2752316
>>2752319
W-well um...
>The boy lets out a soft sigh.
I don't have anything so enjoy some more butt~
>>2752326
I eat bunnies and hares. It is in your best interest to not cover yourself in that scent, lest myself or my father decide to have you for food.
>>2752338
There are only Junko, Hoshi, and newfag factions, anon.
>>2752348
That was Baron blade's post but he forgot the roster m8.
>>2752345
And you're even honest about it. My new waifu/10
>>2752299
There are unspoken rules me mustn't break, Elphelt! I know I'll find a cute Faceless of my own one day and you'll find a nice man to make all of your dreams come true!
>>2752345
>>2752313
>he scratches his head
That's an interesting toy you have there.. But if you think I will attack Toriel just because of that you may be surprised that I battle these feelings daily child. I know what I am and I do not ask for forgiveness.
>he picks up the small monkey child
Now you had best stop that and behave.
>>2752321
W-well...Yes basically...
>>2752355
*Husbando/10
>>2752251
Yep~! Of course! That place is my favorite pastry shop~!
>>2752237
>>2752345
In all my years of traveling, I've never seen something so disgusting.
>>2752346
...Duly noted.. So your father is around here too..?
>>2752345
>boy
>>2752351
>>2752348
The
Faction roster is here
>>2752121
Tribute list here
>>2752266
And first slide (1
/2) here
>>2752377
No! M-My shield!
>>2752337
Oh nothing. Just need some time.
*She grabs the cup again, putting it too her lips*
*After some more time, she finally tilts the cup back into her open lips*
Whew.
>>2752364
I'm glad my intuition was correct.
>>2752377
Bloodbath 2/2
>>2752355
O-oh um... Thank you mister~
>The boy giggles and wraps his arms around you embracing you tightly.
>>2752359
P-perverted baka baka!
>>2752373
Oh let me move that mirror then mister~
>>2752376
Oh um sorry mister...
>>2752157
ALMA, YOU'VE SHOWN YOURSELF ONCE MORE
>>2752321
Never be afraid to ask for my help, we are Valentines after all. Goodluck in the game!
>>2752357
True, if that's how you wish for it to be then I won't force love. We could still be friends if you want and I could help you find someone else like you.
>>2752377
This armor really isn't my style but I'm sure it has other uses.
>>2752377
Victory unobtainable. El won this little challenge.
>>2752374
..What is it to you? Are you planning to kill him? Don't you dare even damage a single hair of his hi -
>>2752377
..Lovely.
>>2752364
Ahahah... Oh my.
She's sharp, isn't she?
She got your goat~.
>>2752369
That place? Hm... well, it is alright.
Myself, I prefer to buy from more local bakeries, if I am not doing the baking myself.
I have thought of even opening my own eventually.
>>2752377
Good luck, everyone. Do your best and have fun!
>>2752397
>she looks over and nods in approval, taking another sip herself
We all learn at different rates. Nothing to be ashamed of.
>>2752404
I supposed I should respond to you since you never seem to really want to talk to me. How can I be of service to you?
>>2752403
I'd prefer if you didn't talk back to me to be completely honest with you.
>>2752400
Day 1
1/2
What is it with the lions despite hating magic, always end up as the magic users.
>>2752409
You are a little late on that so let me wish you luck. I can't say it would be good as your's. While we are on this conversation, you have some fans also. Before you debuted here today.
Getting real sick of Baron's split slide games.
>>2752411
What..? No. I don't go around attacking people needlessly.
>>2752432
2/2
>>2752403
>hugs back just as tightly and gropes your butt
>>2752436
Baron is the dealer?
>>2752436
it's a bitter pill to swallow, but do it anyways
>>2752409
Love should never be forced, it's the most powerful force in the universe!
I'd like that, as long as you're okay with me still teasing you about marriage.
>>2752422
....Y-YOU NEVER GAVE ME A GREEN MACHIEN FOR MY 7TH BIRTHDAY, I HATE YOU MOM
>>2752438
If i have any reason to think of you as a danger to Papa's well-being, i will kill you and feast on your blood. Are we clear on that?
In any case, good luck, tactician.
>>2752454
Fufufu~ You might have me confused for someone else, little boy. I'm no mother of yours.
>>2752457
Yes we are clear. Vise versa for my daughter then... Minus the feasting on blood part... Good luck to you as well.
>>2752453
Love is as real a force as gravity
>>2752427
That's rude mister.
>>2752446
H-hey! Not here silly~
>Softly the boy giggles at your action.
>>2752450
Yep
>>2752452
>>2752436
If an unfortunate crop is all it takes to drive you mad, how the help you survive here, honestly, I dont know.
Night1
>specter fulfills a contract for the agents of shadow for cold hard cash.
>Asgore sleeps peacefully in an old graveyard
>>2752433
I think I found one of them already, isn't that great? Sorry about you not getting too far in this match, would've been great if we could've seen it to the end.
>>2752439
I can now afford all of the top notch wedding supplies with this gold.
>>2752453
I would be perfectly fine with that, love conquers all and will always prevail!
>>2752481
>If an unfortunate crop is all it takes to drive you mad, how the help you survive here, honestly, I dont know.
Did you really just defend splitting slides?
>>2752494
Thats pasta that I stole :^)
>>2752414
Heh..Yes..Very sharp. I feel she will be at the top of your class in no time flat.
>>2752481
My love deck is far more superior to your deck.
>>2752414
I believe I got the basics of it. I suppose from a popular opinion, many people enjoy this. Though it is within my subjective feeling that this tea tastes... bitter.
>>2752484
I see. Don't worry about me failing in the match. You have your own things to worry about. Those faceless who said they wanted to marry me? I told them I was not interested and told them about you. You may have more admirers coming around.
>>2752496
DEAD NIGGER STORAGE!
>>2752481
Ahh.... I do feel invigorated! As though I could take on the world!
>>2752502
Indeed. She will be a...class act.
Hmhmhmhm~!
>>2752506
Part of the reason to drink tea is the taste. If it is too bitter, you should add just a little sugar. It is over there.
>she points over to the sugar bowl
That should make it sweeter.
>>2752414
That sounds great~!
>sips a cup of earl grey
Are you going to work alone?
>>2752481
Day 2
>>2752496
Defending and worrying about your mental health are two very different things anon
>>2752531
Night 2
>You hear muffled yelling and banging from a coffin in a freshly dug grave
>>2752543
>closes grave
>>2752535
But of course, yet unlike Gravity true love is hard to come by.
Did you really think you could ambush me N?
Foolish boy.
>>2752523
You have a million of these don't you..?
>>2752531
This one hits too close to home...
>>2752542
Day 3
>>2752543
Are you dead yet? If not, stay there then!
>>2752523
Ah. Could you do it. I am afraid I may overdo it.
>>2752542
Show them the power of Valentine, El.
>>2752551
>>2752563
>Kill bills my way out
Fuck you guys. I could've died in there.
>>2752562
Oi idiot watch where you fall!
>>2752562
Night 3
>>2752543
!?
What in the world is that?
Oh, that is terrible!
>she bends down to pick it up and set it down on the ground, opening it
>>2752559
I have had plenty of time to think them up, Gorey~.
>>2752542
Ah... thank you.
>>2752530
That is a good point... Perhaps I should find some help! I know Frisk would help me bake... As well as Papyrus.
>>2752565
...Right, good idea.
> * Toriel takes some sugar from the bowl, carefully pouring it into your cup of tea.
This should be enough..
>>2752542
Never ambush a Valentine.
>>2752506
Well I guess that's more fun for me. You could always join in on the fun as well you know.
>>2752535
Maybe someday I'll have my own happy ending. If that's what they call it.
>>2752586
You're such a nice person.
>>2752580
People only care about your mistakes.
>>2752582
Day 4
>>2752554
Ain't it the truth? Rarer than diamonds but a thousand times more precious.
May you find your one and only as well, dragon.
>>2752562
This is a good sign...!
In that case, maybe I will open that bakery after all!
>>2752590
Thank you, human. I try my hardest to be.
>>2752595
And again! What a success..!
>>2752574
T-THATS THE POINT!
>>2752586
Just as I have plenty of time to water my flowers.
>>2752602
If he did die you would have gotten another skeleton, too bad that didn't happen.
>>2752595
Night 4
>>2752586
*She brings up the cup to her lips more confidently now*
*She begins taking several small sips from it*
Ah...
>>2752588
I'm fine. I am still trying to figure out what they like about me.
Guys, how do I start hosting?
>>2752625
1. Wait until the urge passes.
2. Go about your business.
3. Be grateful you didn't waste your time.
>>2752601
Wooo!
>>2752625
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php
Go nuts
>>2752597
Here? Not likely. I am just an old celestial dragon that creates wonder in the universe. Besides, I am not sure there are many female dragons here.
>>2752621
Day5
>>2752613
Yes, you and your flowers....
Your throne room is practically overgrown at this point!
>>2752622
> * Toriel adds a little more to her own
Better then? Honey will also work, and give it a little more flavor.
Tea is an interesting drink. There are so many ways to make it, and so many different kinds...
>>2752621
Ahh...! I'd forgotten how strong all these drinks can be.
>>2752615
WAY TO RUB IT IN, HUMAN!!
>>2752621
What did I do?!
>>2752622
What's not to like? You're everything I am except more serious, some people love the serious type.
>>2752644
Night 5
And the dangan fans go wild!
>>2752645
R-right...Practically...
>>2752644
It's just a child.
>>2752644
Matsuda, please kill the useless, fat pig who dresses up as a nurse already.
>>2752653
No problem, you're reactions are always really... neato...
>>2752645
Indeed. It tastes much better now. It is at this point I must ask if you two have a title to go by.
>>2752658
Hmm. I think it's because they haven't met you. Besides, your chest is more... generous.
>>2752661
You what?!! How dare you!
>>2752661
....Is it, now, Asgore?
>>2752667
Ohohoh... That was clever.
>>2752660
Fire...Snake? That does not sound particularly overpowered.
>>2752678
A title? Oh, please. Even if I did, I would simply ask you to call me Toriel. You are not one of my students.
Name the best shitposter in all of HG.
>>2752660
>>2752693
Me.
>>2752684
I just wanted to rattle his bones a little...
>>2752682
Aren't you...? What is your age..?
>>2752684
Of course! It uh.. Hasn't been covered in them yet..No..
