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As this explanation was completed, I felt the second tentacle press against my anal ring. After squirting a small amount of lubricant, the tentacle entered me, subduing what pitiful resistance I tried to offer. As my rectum was pleasantly filled by the object of my masters affection, the tentacle started to expand at the point where it contacted my anal ring. Slowly but surely, my tail hole was opened in much the same manner as it had been over the past month. Since my Master had been gradual in his expansion training of my rectum, this stretching was not in any way painful. Quite the opposite in fact, it was an extremely pleasant experience.
After letting my tail hole adjust to the enlarged intruder, I watched my Master transfer the egg into the tentacle that held open my anal ring. With a gentle pressure, the egg slipped through my slightly distended opening and came to rest in my full rectum. Once the egg was seated, my Master began to withdraw the tentacle that had left my ass as receptive as it was. As the pressure against my prostate increased, I released a loud moan into the feeder tentacle. The pleasure eventually became so intense, that I lost control and fed a few shots into the tentacle that gently stroked my member.
With considerable amusement, my Master stated, "Well, who didn't see that coming." As he let out a light chuckle at my situation, I felt a sticky liquid filling the area around the egg. To the question I had framed within my mind, the response I received was "The liquid I have released within your rectum is an adhesive which I use to help you retain the egg that is incubating in your bowels. After the six hours it takes for the egg to activate, the adhesive will dissolve allowing you to release my young into the world.
GETTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>2735286
Hah!
Why so bitter, can't accept the truth?
>>2735310
Never
Now will someone host a dam game! My get demands it!
X GON GIV IT TO YA
https://youtu.be/vkOJ9uNj9EY
>>2735331
>>2735333
Impressive
>>2735333
>>2735333
DAT
BOI
dub
Bateman ava when?
>Flips all your gets
>>2735333
Okay, okay, calm down!
>>2735332 (Velouria)
Treasure hunters, huh? Never woulda expected.
>>2735306
It is pointless to worry about. It will never change.
>>2735312
Yes it was. Charmer. I need you to decide something for me.something
>>2735334
>>2735333
>off by one to this guy
SOMEONE HOST EEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2735308
C-cry? I won't cry.
>>2735312
Maybe they don't even notice I'm gone...
Maybe I'm just dreaming.
>>2735349
That's even sadder...
First 24
>>2735355
Mii Swordfighter
>>2735355
Aussa
>>2735344
...Impressive.
>>2735349
Er. That bein'?
>>2735354
I know at least one person that only exists here while they dream.
>>2735354
Lying is against the rules.
>>2735355
Bikko
>>2735355
Ramlethal Valentine
>>2735355
Casey Dubstat
>>2735355
Specter
Thank god
>>2735355
Anila
>>2735355
Velouria
>>2735355
Mighty Bitch
>>2735355
Koyomi Araragi
>>2735355
Lonely Policeman
Give me a code and I'll host.
https://m.soundcloud.com/kevin-kr-ger-4/x-gon-give-it-to-ya-dmx
>>2735355
These boxes
>>2735355
Eggman-kun
>>2735355
Megumu
___ will never finish his games
>>2735355
Hooked Adachi
>>2735347
I love it! There is so many things out there just begging for me to go and collect,here, like this!
>she reaches for something in her waitpounch, grabbing a handfull of things that seem like junk to humans
This little rock here, isn't it pretty? Or this piece of squirrelfur? Or this chunk of marble?
>>2735355
Carmen Laforet
>>2735355
Tank Girl
>>2735379
>>2735367
Excellent
My clone squad is here
4 more.
>>2735355
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>2735355
Lord Beerus
>>2735361
Can you pinch me?
>>2735363
I already said I'm not lying!
>>2735355
Machi
Iida Tenya
>>2735404
>404
4 more not found
>>2735355
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2735404
Red Eyes B. Dragon
Centorea Shianus
>>2735354
Like I said, it's fine. My feelings don't matter.
>>2735361
I was going to have you decide if I should host one more time or finally get some rest. Though it looks like maybe someone stepped up.
>>2735393
Me
>>2735355
Takumi
>>2735395
>She laughs, somewhat awkwardly as she leans against her staff
I aint never been a collector, admittedly. Actually had issues with one...though, you aint a book person, are ya?
>>2735409
>She shrugs, reaching over and doing so
>>2735355
Dis pear
ARE YOU READE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
>>2735418
Sure they do, sure they do!
>Hugs.
>>2735420
>Flinches.
Ow!
I guess I'm not dreaming after all...
>>2735420
I can't eat books and i don't find them pretty to collect, so why should i -
>>2735419
>she sniffs in the air
That's Hoshidan silk i smell.....
Are we good to go?
>>2735418
Er, well, I don't exactly know your physical condition.
>>2735429
Welp, so much for that.
>>2735431
>>2735419
Hey, just makin' sure.
Huh? Oh, that's just Takumi, he's stuck here.
Clit
>>2735435
Looks good, thanks for hosting.
>>2735409
You were sniffling.
>>2735435
>3 Gogos
>>2735435
Actually, I don't think this thing's quite ready for testing, there's this weird rattle I just noticed. Plus, there's three of the same person.
Give my spot to the only other human out, would ya?
>>2735399
>>2735419
>>2735435
Glorious
>>2735439
Oh...a princeling. How dissapointing, i was hoping it was a loose piece of silk. But i don't want to pry it from his corpse. Far too much trouble.
>>2735429
...What is the reason for this?
>>2735439
I have been in this condition for 12 hours.
>>2735435
Why are there four gorillas?
>>2735445
I posted 2 because I liked to
>>2735449
>wasting your spot on a human
>>2735439
I guess I'll be stuck here then...
>>2735443
I wasn't!
>>2735453
I want to make you feel better!
>>2735435
Swaps done. Lets go.
>>2735452
Yep, I've seen a coupla people from both families 'round here. I think he's th'only one stuck here, though.
Even if he killed ya, he'd just get straight back up.
>>2735459
Or not. You could always try leavin'.
>>2735453
...Ya might want 'ta rest a bit, then.
>>2735467
All you had to do was leave them behind and run!
>>2735469
He? Killing me? Are you challenging me, girl? Consider it accepted!
>>2735467
>beerus hides in a box to kill boxes
>>2735474
But then someone else could get them
>>2735431
>He mutters to himself quietly
Do I sense one of those Nohrians, No, wait...
>Equips quickly his bow,.
You! What are you doing on that place?
Getting lost on these lands isn't going to help you.
>>2735469
I can't just leave though. That'd be rude.
>>2735467
>other boxes
>my one weakness
>>2735459
That may not happen.
>>2735467
I suppose this could be threatening.
>>2735469
It is a good suggestion. After this match.
>>2735467
You reek of rodents, human...Wherever they are, see to it that they are safe.
>>2735482
>
>>2735488
>Hugs tighter.
Now?
>calls the poster below me
>>2735479
I know, that's why I wanted to take care of them.
>>2735476
Huh? Oh, jeez, sorry 'bout that, I mean th'other way 'round.
>>2735484
When th'time's right, then.
>>2735488
Good on ya, then.
>>2735467
>>2735483
>He
I don't think my head is with me today. I flipped the gender switch. Sorry.
>>2735483
Careful now, boy. I don't want to rob your precious siblings of their brother. Keep your toys with you and i'll try not to take a finger or two for my collection.
>>2735503
And that ends it for all the Gogo's
>>2735503
>all Gogos are dead. This is nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5kETiLtfEI
>>2735503
One condition. I am not looking for a mate. Attempt to court me and perish.
>>2735500
I'll still take whatever silk he is having with him for myself.
>>2735494
Maybe... a little longer.
>>2735503
Being in this state is not good for this activity.
>>2735500
It is decided then.
>>2735457
>Being a race traitor
>>2735497
Hello?
>>2735507
kek all dead at day 1
>>2735507
>>2735508
It makes me want to laugh.
>>2735494
So what were those pits forming in your eyes? Tears of joy?
>>2735522
Is that so?
>>2735522
Papa..where are you, Papa?!
>>2735503
Everyone forget's he's a guy.
>>2735510
I don't even know if th'body'd be around long enough 'ta loot it.
>>2735522
Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever, get up.
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
>>2735522
I have been holding this pose for too long.
>>2735524
As long as I can see that beautiful smile
>>2735500
Okay!
>>2735511
Alright, I can do that!
>Keeps hugging.
>>2735522
I-I'm not... gay.
>>2735528
There aren't any tears!
>>2735531
Then i'll keep him barely alive and then take it. Before finishing him off..brilliant plan. Thank you.
>>2735522
There is likely contraband located inside of it!
>>2735507
Saving this
>>2735538
Not anymore there isn't. But there was. It is okay.
>>2735518
>thinking humans are worth saving
>>2735503
The hell was that for you twerp?!
>>2735503
>Nah, It's okay, Almost everyone mistakes him for a girl
>>2735504
Hmph, Fine.
Just tell me why are you here.
for someone like you, or anyone of your tribe on those places is something unusual.
>>2735522
Thanks, Unknown person.
>>2735532
Is this the power of rock?
>>2735548
Halt!
>>2735539
Th'clothes might just disappear anyhow. There's no tellin', with how this place works.
So, you got a name?
>>2735538
'Sides, if nothin' else, bein' polite sure helps.
>>2735548
Fuck you just because you got to be in smash!
>>2735538
You didn't have to do this.
>>2735548
I am still not sure how these work.
>>2735556
It is the power of shitposting
>>2735542
.....Is that you, Papa?
>>2735552
>Implying those limitations can't be surpassed
Humans are cool
>>2735577
Majority of avatars aren't even human
I was looking forward to shoving Naoto inside a TV...
>>2735577
You bet we are.
>>2735550
Why are you being so mean to me anyways? I haven't done anything wrong.
>>2735567
I did! I couldn't bare to see a lady sad and stuff.
>>2735581
We were never married!
>>2735555
None of your business, princeling. Ask nicely first.
>>2735561
Yes i do. Just like you, the princeling and everyone else with a father and mother.
>>2735591
I was being honest with you about your lewd apparel. If you would like, however, I could be needlessly cruel.
>>2735570
My daughter!
I went to the deeprealms to visit you but you weren't there. What are you doing here? I searched everywhere
>>2735577
I have no opinion on them.
>>2735591
I was fine. But thank you.
>>2735581
The one time I could have got her.
>>2735536
Are you certain you are thinking of the right one?
>>2735581
Gee, you're welcome for th'help.
OW!
>>2735593
If I tell ya mine, will you tell me your's?
>>2735585
But we're human after all
>>2735581
You do smell nice...whatever you are.
![[Close up].gif](https://i.imgur.com/gCzVKfi.gif "[Close up].gif")
>>2735587
Good luck trying that.
>>2735581
W-what are you doing?!!! Get off me human!
>>2735577
Thanks dude, anons are some pretty cool people too.
>>2735614
>>2735614
>>2735627
...What.
>>2735616
Knockoff Misty a cute
>>2735611
The avafags are all human
The avatars are rarely hunan, they look human but they are secret some spooky shit
>>2735610
It was for those two deaths but something made it not kill you.
>>2735605
PAPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you bring Mama aswell?...No, you didn't, i can't smell or hear her. BUT I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE!
>>2735610
Ask my Papa. He chose it after all.
>>2735614
Looks like i went a bit overboard with my affection...
>>2735615
You should consider running away, you're not as strong as you think you are when you're all alone.
>>2735632
You'll meet your stepmom soon.
>>2735602
You already are!
>>2735609
>Looks up.
Are you feeling any happier now?
>>2735644
...
>>2735638
Yeah, but it's your name, you're th'owner of it.
>>2735644
>>2735636
I'm just not really easy 'ta kill.
>>2735646
This better not last longer'n the game, you're barely older'n'me if at all.
>>2735634
>she is
>>2735644
This is how you repay me?!!!
>>2735644
.....If that princeling wins, i swear i'll rip him apart
>>2735638
Hey hey, Im glad youre happy but no need for so much affection. I was with your mother searching but then I kinda got lost of her...and ended up here
>>2735655
Velouria.
>>2735644
I had a different goal in mind.
>>2735653
I don't know. What is the expression on my face?
>>2735653
Is that an invitation to?
>>2735655
It was a joke.
>>2735665
Uhhh... Pointy, but happy?
>>2735669
No! I don't want you to!
>>2735661
What do you mean no need for it? Do you hate me, Papa? What did i do wrong? Nothing can keep me away from the both of you with the limited time we have!
>>2735670
Choke on it.
>>2735674
Good. I guess you succeeded.
>>2735664
Aussa the Earth Charmer. Nice 'ta meet'cha.
>She grins, passing the staff her her right hand and offering her left
>>2735669
Never was too good at humor.
>>2735670
Er, thanks?
>>2735674
Okay then. I was merely explaining your slutty attire to you and insisting you do not wear it in the future, regardless of the circumstances surrounding it.
>>2735687
This taste odd.
>>2735685
Yay! I did it!
>>2735700
I don't have any other clothing!!
>shoves a taco in the mouth of the poster below
mmmm
>>2735677
DONT CRY
Thats not what I meant, Its just that, hmmmm
Forget it, Papa loves you very much
>>2735686
I don't think i asked for your him, but i'll take it, i suppose. And i don't think it would be safe for me to accept this form of greeting. Unless you want all the bones and joints in your hand to be permanently broken.
>>2735687
Eeeer, let's not.
>>2735720
I hate drunks....
>>2735658
Don't bother with it.
>>2735709
>>2735714
Was this an amazing coincidence or did you dudes rehearse this?
>>2735721
Well, i am happy, now that you are here and the princeling from Hoshido didn't win. I still want a piece of the silk he is wearing..YOu want a piece aswell for your collection?
>>2735708
You spent all this time trying to help a tool. Do you have an title?
>>2735720
It can't be too hard to find to people.
>>2735708
Empty your pockets.
>>2735725
SOME OF THOSE DRUNKS CAN'T HELP IT YOU RETARDED MAGICAL HICK. THEY'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET OFF THE BOTTLE FOR YEARS AND NOTHING WORKS. HAVE SOME DECENCY AND TREAT THOSE PEOPLE WITH RESPECT. TRY TO HELP THEM AND NOT BERATE THEM.
>>2735722
"Permanent" aint th'name'a the game when it comes 'ta injury here. And I'm plenty strong enough 'ta handle it.
>>2735737
I saw it and responded
it was just a fast reaction
>>2735732
I might still do it. I wonder if royalty tastes any different than the leg of the bandit i had for lunch.
>>2735751
>Throws a knife into your head.
>>2735752
Well damn, good job. I type three times slower than the average guy, so I could never pull that off.
>>2735757
You were a determent earlier. No one will miss you.
>>2735751
No, you are not. And i don't want to hurt you just yet. There's treasure you wear that i want first. Taking by force is something i might do later.
>>2735757
Looks like we have a winner.
>>2735750
lmao nigga how is addiction even real, just turn down the bottle and stop drinking
>>2735771
Congratulations Ramlethal.
>>2735748
You can call me Megumu!
Not Meg, and definitely not Megu, please!
>>2735749
W-what?
>>2735768
I love you!
>>2735771
It couldn't have ended any better.
>>2735775
Placements.
>>2735747
I cant say that I never wondered if royals really have blue blood...
But its not like he has showed any intention to go against us
>>2735775
Dang it
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
>>2735776
Flip your pockets out and hand me the contents of them.
>>2735782
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2735757
...No.
>>2735760
>>2735771
>>2735770
Case...in point.
An' trust me, I aint no slouch physically.
>>2735775
Congrats, Ram! An' thanks for havin' us.
>>2735767
Appchan X lets you have a way quicker page refresh than the 30 seconds or so the website usually gives you.
So I saw it just a few second after it got posted. Having a pass also means you bypass the captcha, so all I had to do was click the post, type, and submit. Like in a chat.
>>2735771
>>2735775
>yawns
Well done and all that.
>>2735786
No!
I don't even have pockets!
>>2735785
>>2735788
>>2735789
You're welcome. Thanks for participating. I'm off for now.
>>2735783
I hope he does. Atleast i can call it self defense if it comes to that.
>>2735789
You are almost making ot sound like you are issueing a duel of some sorts. But i don't hear a rise of your heartbeat. So i suppose i'll take your word for it.
>>2735781
Congrats Ramram.
>>2735776
My name is Ramlethal Valentine. I would like to thank you. I don't think I could have won without being cheered up.
>>2735777
Is it the smile?
>>2735785
>>2735788
>>2735789
I appreciate the words.
>>2735805
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>2735754
I'll tell you a suggestion...
Don't dare to lay your fangs over my body.
Besides, it will taste pretty much the same.
>>2735775
Congratulations.
>>2735792
Oh, well that explains it.
>>2735805
Thanks for hosting, dude!
>>2735798
Where do you keep all of the items on your person? Do you even have any?
>>2735809
Ohoho, if he tried to hurt you I dont think self-defense would be enough to justify the things I would do
>>2735817
Good! I was able to help you win!
>Hugs again.
Can I call you Ram? Rammy?
>>2735826
Why do you want to know?
>>2735809
I just like givin' folks a handshake when I meet 'em.
>She shrugs, passing her staff back to her left hand
I aint exactly got a reason 'ta fight ya after all. What're those "treasures" you're talkin' 'bout, anyhow?
>>2735817
Good thing I got ya 'ta stick around, huh?
>steps out of
>>2735819
I did not know Hoshidans had the same taste for human flesh some of the Wolfskin do.
>>2735839
>keys
>>2735814
>>2735819
Thank you two ass well.
>>2735832
Sure *yawns*
Several people call me that anyway. I made a promise to someone that I will sleep after this. Goodbye for now.
>>2735834
It was the best solution after all. Thank you Charmer. Farewell.
>>2735857
Okay!
Bye-bye, Rammy-chan!
>>2735857
Have a good'un, Ram.
>>2735832
Elaborate and then I shall after the fact.
>>2735839
>Steals keys
>Locks you in
>>2735857
>Thank you two ass well.
>ass well
>>2735817
I wanna touch your cyute teeth
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zsgSUAh.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg")
>>2735839
What the heck are you doing?
See you guys later.
Especially you...Naoto.
>wink
>>2735869
I don't see why I should tell you. You're nothing but a bully and now you want to steal my stuff.
>>2735879
Tell me, what is stopping me from robbing you now then?
>>2735839
>Does a sick ollie over the miniature figure made to look big with forced perspective
>>2735840
Er, Excuse me? I think you misunderstood me.
I just assumed that humans taste equal... Just thinking about it makes wonder many things, but I'll never bring myself to eat the flesh of my enemies or any human being.
>>2735889
AGAINST THE RULES
>>2735889
I'll... Yell really loud and get someone's attention.
>>2735881
*snicker*
Good morning.
>>2735895
>>2735834
>>2735830
This is troubling. I really want to taste the princeling's blood. But not when Papa and..whatever your name was are watching.
>>2735901
I know what I am doing, so silence.
>>2735902
Even if you managed to do that, they can't unrob you.
>>2735905
...I'm not gay.
>>2735912
No, you don't, I'm telling Aizawa.
>>2735905
W-Why would I do that?
>>2735921
Good luck, she is nowhere to be found.
>>2735905
I would
>>2735912
Then I'll use self-defence!
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD
I AM GOING INSIDE MY COMPUTER, SO I CAN LIVE IN THE HG WORLD
>>2735929
I have her phone number.
>>2735911
>>2735895
Aussa. It'd depend on his diet, logically speakin', and where you'd get it from.
Seriously, what're those treasures?
>>2735921
You'll tell me what?
>>2735933
oh shti njgga
>>2735932
Don't, it sucks
