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Waifu Edition
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>>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
>http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>OP
Wait a minute
>>2730553
Fuck off perifag.
Gems may be waifu material but Connie is wife material.
migrating threads right now
gems may be waifu material
but connie is wife material
>>2730630
tru. steven fugs me better than connie
Water Waifu
>>2730658
Steven is not your wife, he's Opal's wife.
>>2730597
She will inevitably feel rejected by steven and will be needing someone who can emotionally support and be there for her when that happens.
She needs someone who will appreciate for who she is and be a strong father figure who she will grow to trust as she blossoms into a beautiful young woman. She will feel alienated by the gems and needs arms to run into and be hugged by.
She needs someone and something steven could never provide.
i want indexer to index my ass.
>>2730597
>>2730604
Is it wrong if I want to pound Connie's curry cunny until it's overflowing with my seed?
To make her my personal little brown sex bunny?
To never pull out, even if it's not a safe day?
so which thread are we using?
wow both threads are complete shit, good job guys
I imagine it would be really hard to be a lapisfag or pearlfag because of all the sick fucks out there
I feel for you guys and I just need to tell you to don't go looking for things that will make you upset
>>2730767
For fuck's sake just use the older one. Is the opening post that big a deal that we have to split up every time one of them is not to someone's tastes?
what if i make a /sug/ on /co/?
>>2730873
Why would you?
>>2730905
because im a masochist
/sug/ died. rip in piece
>>2731015
id say more along sleeping, mothersday is here so some anons are trying to not be a disappointment
>>2731117
That or they're shitposting in the /v/ thread
i know tumblr is like cancer to y'all so y'all are just gonna make fun of me but i'm upset bc i've been watching the url stevenuniverse.tumblr.com bc it was inactive for over 2 years and was bound to get released soon, and the one day I forgot to check it, someone took it. and they're a new account that doesn't even seem like they're posting goodish content (or at all), which makes it worse. :'(
>>2731208
What were you gonna do with that URL?
>>2731142
>Go check /v/
>spoopy thread
aw yess
>>2731255
use it for my main blog. my current url is a bastardization of the url i had on my old blog bc tumblr deleted my old blog for posting music even though they never stated that could lead to your account getting terminated, and since then i've been trying to get a canon url since they always look nice.
i messaged them, but unless they're a pure soul i don't see them handing it over. in that case, the only choices i have for a canon gem character url are pearl.tumblr. com and sugilite.tumblr.com, since they're both inactive and bound to be released soon.
>>2731340
Why do you have a blog?
>>2731363
i've had one since for like almost 5 years. at first it was bc i heard lady gaga had an account and since i'm a gaga stan, i made an account and followed her and the popular gaga fan blogs there, and now i mostly follow steven universe blogs, some gaga fans, some other people who are into pop music/culture, and some popular humor blogs. i love it honestly even though the site is shit a lot of the time.
>>2731468
What is a "gaga stan"?
>>2731551
"stan" is a slang word that basically means someone who is such a big fan of someone or something that they look crazy. it's a portmanteau of "stalker" and "fan", and also comes from the eminem song "stan".
i personally am a gaga stan, among other things. i have all her music (officially released stuff, demos, instrumentals, acapellas, remixes sometimes, etc), i watch her music videos a lot, check her social media accounts for w/e updates she posts, talk about her with other stans regularly, etc. but you can be a stan of multiple things! p much everybody in these threads is a steven universe stan. we love the show, probably have all, if not at least some of the episodes downloaded, are constantly discussing it online with other fans, are the first to know about any leaks, etc.
>>2731729
Interesting.
Is Jasper's redemption going to happen anytime soon?
>>2735597
It's possible it can happen this season, but I wouldn't expect it before next.
W O W
>Sugar plans really cool arc
>"Oh fuck how can we resolve something that is as big as the earth"
>looks at malachite arc
>"err lets just unfuse an op character and have her solve the problem"
The cluster is going to be drowned, thats it, no awakening just drowning it... Lapis was a a mistake
>>2735673
>The cluster is going to be drowned
Most retarded theory yet
>>2735673
>Drowned
Crackest theory I have heard in a while
>>2735673
Yes that hole is oddly filled to the brim with water but Lapis ain't there in Gem Drill, she's still at the island getting fucked over.
>>2735673
Or, you know, there was an underground reservoir nearby.
>>2735673
How the hell do you drown a Gem?
>>2735787
Very carefully.
tumblr: the show
I have to watch it with my cousin when I go clean up my aunt's house. It's pretty bad tbqhmfam.
>>2735883
>tbqhmfam
Good thing your opinion means absolutely nothing.
>>2735883
No one asked, Chad.
>>2735883
I feel bad for you, my cousin likes this show and started watching it because I recommended it to him.
I need this
>>2735940
I wish I needed nothing.
>>2735940
You need what?
>>2735950
I'm torn between wanting depressed eyes Lapis managing a smile when Steven does things and Steven bringing her back to her cheerful self.
>>2735946
It would be nice never having to worry about needing anything.
>>2735961
Why not both?
>>2735974
I want both, but she can't be both.
Maybe it'll be a gradual change.
>>2735619
>forgetting the gem
L M A O
>>2735946
>>2735958
I thought I attached the picture
I need THIS
>Lapis decides to stay in Monster Reunion because her an centipeedle used to be friends in the war.
>Lapis playing animal games, reconnecting with centipeedle while jealous peridot sits in the corner
>>2735989
>>2736008
I like the Manectric plush in the back.
>>2735673
>drowning a gem
>drowning something that doesn't have physical mass besides a gem
>gems don't need to breath
By this logic I'm really surprised that Malachite is fucking dead yet.
>>2736008
And she has a new hat!
>>2736000
I like that theres a twist with YD.
Don't like the rest of it.
>>2736016
>>2736067
You like the twist that Lapis is the final boss but you don't like that Lapis is the final boss?
>>2736106
Don't be retarded.
>>2736106
He's probably just a lapisfag
>>2736106
Dramatically I like the final twist. In substance its shit.
>>2736138
Sorry, I'm not following you.
>>2735989
But what if it starts out with Lapis being depressed and then climaxes with Steven managing to make her happy?
>>2736157
I'm torn between wanting casual Happy Lappy and her being the depressing pessimist that occasionally smiles for Steven.
how do I climax
>>2736202
Put the polisher on your gem.
>>2736202
, Asked Steven Universe Season 2.
>>2736202
>tfw all my climaxes feel unsatisfying
masturbating get's whack after a while
>>2736222
kek
>>2736230
>tfw no desire to because of antidepressants so now I want to buy a peridot plushie to hug
>>2736230
Same here, anon. I get tired of it really quick too. Must be depression.
>>2736285
i have watched/read tons of shit, i can cum quicker with the hentai shit but i still feel really unsatisfied, as for the other fetish stuff i don't really care for
>>2736230
I feel you. Nowadays it feels good to get the urge off but the pleasure's never really there, y'know? It's not like when I was a teenager.
>>2736289
I don't even want a sex drive. It feels so great to just want the hugs and not the fugs on /sug/
>>2736328
Are you the guy TP and I talked to that hugs a plastic trash can while he sleeps?
>>2736328
that's pretty normal
Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>2736376
cigarettes and maybe some bread
>>2736376
>morning
>>2736383
Ah yes, I love French cuisine!
>>2736376
Morning was 10 hours ago.
>>2736376
I had two sausage kolaches and two biscuits with jelly.
>>2736357
Oh shit I have been discovered
I have lost my anonymity
exposed
>>2736376
Nothing.
>>2736391
>perino.jpg
I have associated you with this picture and filename. It just sounds so right.
>>2736422
>not posting the gif
not spicy.
>>2736410
Nah, it's cool man. It was just that wording.
I probably won't recognize your other posts, so you're still good.
I wish that chat room hadn't died though. Went fast too.
>>2736435
The poses are better but whatever.
When episodes be leaked? You promised it about 4 days before air, /sug/!
>>2736400
>>2736390
It's around 10am CST
>>2736445
When you kill yourself.
>>2736445
No leaks for naughty boys.
>>2736376
Image Dumps
>>2736436
it would be good to link the chat in the next sticky
>>2736451
It's 19:01 in GLORIOUS MOTHER RUSSIA
>>2736451
It's 18:10 here.
>>2736466
>Pearl needs to intimidate Garnet with a Sword
>Garnet only needs her bare hands.
Here put some faces to the voices of your su characters
I ship Blue PearlxPearlxYellow PearlxSteven.
>>2736436
>>2736462
I mean, you can I guess. Only reason I was there was to maybe get an internet girlfriend.
I wouldn't mind getting to know some people here though.
>>2736468
>>2736471
Neato, different time zones exist. That's awesome.
ahah j/k
I'm way too bored to set that up again
A wise quote from the voice actor of mayor dewey
>>2736492
Do one with the gems, please.
>>2736496
>>2736492
Oh God, Peedee is that weirdass kid from The Middle that freaks me out every time I see him in commercials.
>>2736491
Decent, neat design.
>>2736495
no no no
steven already has his poil
>>2736492
Man Kate Micucci is cute af
And Ronaldo's voice actor looks as egocentric and dramatic as him
>>2736496
>>2736496
>Only reason I was there was to maybe get an internet girlfriend.
I know that feel
>>2736520
And he will get more.
>>2736508
>>2736520
All Gems are Steven's mom, whether they know it yet or not.
>>2736529
I don't think I interested her very much, since she didn't come back. I haven't seen her around in the threads either.
>>2736507
>>2736544
>All Gems are Steven's mom, whether they know it yet or not.
Yellow Diamond is Steven's mom?
>>2736548
Better version.
>>2736544
>>2736548
Damn, Lapis and Sapphire VAs are cute as fuck.
And I remember Ruby's VA from House.
>>2736560
She will be, just like all the others.
>>2736530
NO
I disagree with this
>>2736492
>Best teenager Sour Cream being voiced by Baldy McBeardo
>>2736578
What about the fusions then? Are they his mom, too?
>>2736578
>>2736581
You didn't know that? He's a comedian.
Not bad, but not great either.
>>2736589
>>2736588
Of course they are.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/f0e9uYZ.png "latest[1].png")
>>2736376
had it a few hours ago, but went down to the nearby market and got myself some bacon, OJ and a muffin, then made a cheese omelete to go with it.
Still got more bacon for sometime this week. Probably gonna have pancakes with it. Got me some heavy cream to whip my own whipped cream for it too.
Shit's tiring but so worth it when you have a big ass bowl of whipped cream that you know you HAVE to eat all of since it doesn't store well.
What if Priyanka's daughter called Steven "mommy" too?
>>2736614
>>2736704
Why would Connie call Steven mommy?
>>2736445
rumors floating that CN will have the episodes up on their servers tomorrow, in which misseps will leak the previews.
>>2736716
Why wouldn't she?
>>2736716
Literally 2 episodes after hit the diamond is the funfair episode, I hope Peridot has to fuse to be taller
>>2736376
regret
>>2736737
I doubt it's with Amy because she can just shapeshift.
Stevidot? Lapidot?(Might be too early for that) Who knows.
>>2736772
>>2736787
"not just a phase" still implies that it is.
>>2736497
>Neato, different time zones exist.
In a world with atomic weapon, it's good to have proof that they still exist.
>>2736813
Dare I ask why?
>>2736757
Knowing this show, I could see Peridot fusing for the first time over frustration of not being able to go on a roller coaster. I just feel like its Peridot because of the whole limb enhancer thing
>>2736729
10/10
>>2736795
>>2736772
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>2736737
This information came from where?
>>2736858
His ass
Why do I have so much un hidden lapis porn in my folder of images?
>>2736757
Lapidot would be too big, Ame if she doesn't shapeshift or Steven if it's not too inappropriately timed
>>2736881
You mean this one?
Yeah, he's pretty shady
>>2736890
Why would you save images just to hide them?
>>2736897
I'd hedge my bets on Steven. Sucks we probably won't get Stevonnie in that case.
>>2736858
its the episode "too short to ride" it makes sense.
>>2736918
Unless Connie is busy for some reason, can't imagine Steven not bringing her along
Unless it's he wants to keep it just gem's day out
>>2736824
Because it indicates that world around your country still not burn to ashes by human destructive madness.
>>2736958
I didn't realize it was the Cold War again or that nuclear armageddon would neatly follow time zones in a linear fashion.
>>2736958
But the time zones would still be there.
>>2736985
>nuclear armageddon would neatly follow time zones in a linear fashion.
That... sounds like cool plot for the episode of Twilight Zone.
>>2736945
I similarly can't imagine Steven wanting to exclude anybody from having fun.
Maybe she's busy.
>>2736757
>I doubt it's with Amy because she can just shapeshift.
She might do it just to help Peridot along. Not really something she would do though, it's almost certainly Steven.
Or we're wrong and the episode's plot doesn't even have anything to do with this.
>>2737050
Don't say that, we've been right about everything else.
>>2736737
"Steven brings along his friends Connie, Peridot, and Lapis to Funland, but when the four try to ride a roller coaster they find they're all too short to ride. Steven gets the idea use fusion to get taller, but Peridot is nervous about fusing and Lapis shows reluctance to fuse with her former captor."
>>2737067
Source: Your Ass.
>>2737067
Don't.
>>2737064
Never about the obvious though.
>tiger philanthropist is after Know Your Fusion
Will it be:
>Steven and Lion like was "leaked"
>Steven and Ame if he can
>Steven and Jasper (too big)
>Jasper and Ame (too big)
>Steven simply resuming wrestling but cleaning up his act hence philanthropist instead of millionaire
>>2737067
Lapis is regular adult sized, twice as tall as Sadie
What if "Too Short" is about 5 HW Rubies? They lost the game and they have nowhere to go.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>2737067
Lapis isn't even that short.
>>2737094
She wouldn't
I'd love to see how the other Gems would react to Steven fusing with Peridot. Pearl would probably be ecstatic to know that he actually can fuse with Gems, but she'd also be jealous that she didn't fuse with him first.
>>2737094
She wouldn't
>>2737098
WAIT
JASPER IS PLAYING BASEBALL?
>>2737091
I think it'll be a face turn, but the circumstances are a mystery.
>>2737094
Good morning.
>>2737092
>the 5 rubies will be redeemed before Jasper
>>2737094
She wouldn't with you, but she would be with Steven.
>>2737098
>>2737107
>The poorly edited Jasper pic at the bottom
>>2737094
fuck off Lapis
>>2737107
It's fanart.
>>2737098
>that Jasper
oh my fucking.. please be true
>>2737092
Its very possible lapis damaged the vessel beyond repair, god dammit that would be a laugh.
So...
Anyone want to see an SU High School Hunger Games?
>>2737143
We already had that once, but sure.
>>2737129
Unfortunately its just a good fake, an official french press website confirms its rubies that they are playing with.
>>2737091
I don't think it will involve fusing at all, it's probably just a coincidence.
Also even though the wiki order has been correct so far it seems really weird for that episode to be the last one before the finale.
Who's excited for pic related?
>>2737143
>>2737147
More than once, but they're always fun
>>2737170
I'm excited. I hope it's Steven messing around with fusing.
>>2737170
What if it's the Gems doing different combinations to get familiar with their powers before Homeworld comes down on them?
>>2737170
>Steven fuses with every gem
Imagine reading that episode synopsis
>>2737209
Like a recap episode, but it's listing the fusions' powers, abilities, and personalities? I'd like to see that, especially if it has Steven/Gem fusions too, and then ending with a sneak peak at the Temple Fusion.
>>2737232
Kind of.
>>2737306
I'm feeling conflicted.
Here we go!
To be honest I think the Ruby synopsis is fake. Why would servants of YELLOW FUCKING DIAMOND agree to play baseball instead of fighting them? Why would the other Rubies say "Oh hey a Ruby we didn't bring lets tell her all of our intentions!"?
If this is true the episode is gonna be shit
>>2736468
Is it you who writes stuff in Russian here sometimes?
>>2737411
>High School version
I don't know why you went with that but I'm intrigued.
>>2737411
Mind posting the full version of that Vidalia pic?
>>2736468
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>2737423
You seen the rubies in the answer? They act like little kids. It doesn't surprise me at all.
>>2737423
They are writing them down as prideful or just either really stupid since the remaining gems are ALSO disguised as humans (just literally baseball clothing) so take your pick of either they are prideful and want a challenge or they are stupid as fuck.
>>2737436
http://img09.deviantart.net/6306/i/2015/267/4/c/steven_universe___vidalia_02_by_theeyzmaster-d9aroij.png
The aftereffects of Malachite being null or ignored would be the single biggest foreseeable disappointment in the show for me
The ending of jailbreak and tension in Chile Tide would really just be putting a plot in the pocket for later, and a little reminder episode that it's still ongoing
>>2737435
>Watermelon Steven twerks for School Officer Lapis
>Opal bludgeons Counselor Dewey over the head with a baseball bat
>Student Council Yellowtail fangasms over Math Teacher Peridot
>Alexandrite ORAORAORAs Peetle to death
>Principal Yellow Diamond secretly eats a hot pocket
This is gonna be good.
>>2737489
No need for Lapis to fuse with Jasper ultimately so yeah it was just to put a plot in their pocket for later.
>>2737478
>Hall Monitor Connie gives Mr Maheswaran an atomic wedgie
Worst daughter.
this show sucks
>>2737489
Yeah I feel you. I hope there are more significant consequences
>>2737525
okay
>>2737525
no shit, Einstein
>>2737528
Lapis playing baseball 3 episodes later does not reassure me, but we will see
>>2737489
It did look like Lapis was going through some trauma in the barn mates leak, but she's only mad because Peridot forced her back to earth.
>>2737551
>YP: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>2737560
okay
>>2737525
WAHHHH you make me cry my panties off
>>2737551
>Opal becomes a deredere
For Steven?
>>2737525
>Opinion
>>2737578
Who else?
>>2737573
>Steven has a nice date with Sugilite
This is what Couch Steven should've been.
>>2737594
>O p i n i o n
In other news, Connie is a weeb
>>2737573
>Jenny has a wet dream about Sardonyx
Who doesn't t.b.h
>>2737614
>Ruby got expelled
>She actually is gone
Kekt
>>2737608
it's okay
>>2737489
In the latest promo, lapis and jasper were almost buddies, they had a nigga moment as one anon said
If Jasper groaning and screaming and not being able to stand up while shackled in Chil Tid was just for show, I'll be pissed
>>2737614
>Lion cheers Steven on as he has sex with Jenny
He's gotta get his pizza somehow.
>>2737634
Are you talking about when Jasper influenced Lapis into control of Malachite?
>>2737489
What effects would you prefer?
>>2737634
how many fucking promos have i missed
>>2737655
>Principal Yellow Diamond sexts with Math Teacher Peridot
