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HG thread. Give me 48 and let me watch you all fall like the puny little mortals you are.
I'll make sure to enjoy this a lot more than all of you~!
>>2725478
Fujiwara no Mokou
Mahiru Koizumi
Mirai
Shalashaska
Lisa Mishima
>>2725478
Maria and Harusame
>>2725478
Rika
Ichinose Haru
>>2725478
Machi
>>2725478
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
Princess Asuka
Captain Eruna
Mugi-chan
Naoto Shirogane
The Player
Akane-chan
>>2725497
>>2725510
That was close
Takeshita
Carmen Laforet
Furry porn
Dickgirl Dangan
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2725478
Noire
>>2725478
Ririchiyo
Meme Cat
Kaguya Houraisan
Mei Ling-Zhou
Benny Goodman
Sol Badguy
Velouria
Gay Priest
>>2725478
Garnet
Misato
Sally
Casey Neistat
Suzumiya Haruhi
Gravelord Nito
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2725497
>>2725506
>>2725510
Good district
>>2725478
Donic
>>2725478
Natsuki Subaru
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>2725478
King Kaito
Cal Chuchesta
Asakura Ryoko
>>2725537
Urge to eat fresh rising. RISING.
>>2725479
>hugs back
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll leave you be.
Kamui
I want to have sex with this host
Corvo Attano
>mfw 4ch ate my post
Iida Tenya
Phi
Mii Swordfighter
Lonely Policeman
>>2725478
Togami Byakuya
Koyomi Araragi
>>2725579
>Not getting your subs at Jersey Mikes
You disgust me.
>>2725586
Same~
Naoki Miki
>>2725565
O-Of course! I'm in it after all!
>>2725584
>>2725594
Give this man my spot. He needs it more.
>>2725568
>>2725488
Makes sense to me, nerd.
>Yukine and Araragi debating wether trap porn or futa porn is better
Ross
>>2725478
>>2725575
>>2725608
Hey buddy! Swap me out for this sisterfucker!
Just makin' the rounds. Any of you uggos need medical attention?
>>2725630
>mfw just sitting back and watching their autism fly
>>2725547
>>2725630
Araragi didn't even talk and not really a debate just statements
>>2725462
I'm sure he will prove it if you give him the chance.
Hey- don't jump on Mikan like that! I told her I'll hold you back if you get sudden outbursts like that. And in return, she will give you a genuine chance!
>>2725488
A boy that washes his own clothes? Why do I doubt that?
I will just move some of the ice cream I didn't lick yet against the plate border... there we go.
>>2725479
QUIT TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD!
>>2725610
They failed in my city. Closest one is an hour away.
F, Mike's.
>>2725523
>Crying too hard to respond.
>>2725582
M-mhm...!
>She hugs tighter.
>>2725586
That'll never happen, so keep that little delusion in your mind, alrighty~?
>>2725623
Already in, little mortal. Did you somehow forget how to count, huh~?
>>2725636
Done.
>>2725652
I've been trying that this whole time and it's not working.
I love you Kurumi.
>>2725623
Pretty sure he was lucky 48.
>>2725639
Well, isn't that a relative term? Pretty sure everyone's in top shape here.
>>2725665
Wow, I actually feel sorry for you, anon, I really do.
>tfw I literally live right next to one
Feels good man.
>>2725623
Thank you very much Miss, I will not forget your kindness!
>>2725479 (Akane)
>Hands her some candy instead.
Don't let this guy bully you.
>>2725468 (Iida)
That's sweet of you to be concerned about my gifts for Haku, but I save stuff for her, these are just extras.
>>2725668
Now, I'll bring some more snacks for you tomorrow, ok?
>>2725636
Hey, if it gets me a spot, I don't regret it, thanks.
>>2725664
>Wipes away her tears with her sleeve.
I-I didn't even do anything to you!
>>2725632
looks like I am late.
Imma just sit by the fire. Drink some beer and move on I guess.
>>2725671
...My apologizes. I've been rather busy as of late.
>>2725674
W-What?
>>2725684
Seem like it. Though I feel slightly embarrassed not knowing that fact.
>>2725688
I try.
Make your other swaps and what-not... Soon all of your time will disappear into the sands of time!
Game will start at XX:27, don't worry about the CSS, it'll look just fine~!
>>2725702
And today on hg's most wanted...
>>2725626
I don't think calling the man that gave you free ice cream a nerd is very nice, Eruna-chan...
>>2725652
Okay, so maybe I hesitate a little bit when it comes to washing my clothes, but you can normally wear a tracksuit for a little bit until it actually gets dirty!
>he eats the little bit of ice cream he got in one bite
>>2725714
Well, I guess there is no district anymore
>>2725668
>Bonks you on the head
Stop it.
>>2725714
I get the feeling this one's going to be messy. Thanks for hosting, cool guy.
>>2725689
Th-thank you mister!
>>2725691
Mm!
>>2725714
...I-I think you, um, sk-skipped me...
>>2725727
Your efforts are just always a waste of your time you know.
>>2725714
Looks good.
>>2725684
Ah...Sorry.
>He grins a little.
Just force of habit.
>>2725723
Thanks for the spot.
But seriously? You just signed up for my death warrant. Thanks a lot.
>lightly punches her head
>>2725740
Good.
>>2725747
...
>leaves the thread
>>2725716
I'm sure a lot of people here have done things much, much worse than that.
>>2725717
Strangling people isn't very nice.
>>2725741
First column six down
>>2725706
You torment me with every opportunity you get! Tell your friend about the wager you set earlier!
>>2725713
>>2725714
It's the thought that counts.
>>2725689
You should probably save her the effort of killing you and leave her to her own devices.
>>2725714
Looks good on my end!
>you will never be Naoto's senpai
>>2725727
Please don't get my hopes up.
>>2725755
And this one just doesn't make any sense.
>>2725757
H-Hey you know I was just kidding right!
Come back!
jeez.... and this is why bullying these days are hard...
>>2725714
Let us begin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjSwA3FNIJs
>>2725713
...King Ganon will be pleased to hear what little bird i just found who hasn't returned to her cage yet.
>>2725714
Guess I am going in alone. Sorta.
>>2725762
Doesn't mean we shouldn't deal with the criminals in front of us.
>>2725765
What are you talking about? Y-you're nothing but a bully!
>>2725764
Thats...o-oh whatever, I-I don-don't need this, I-I'll just go play Da-Dark souls...
i want iida to go overboard and rape that candy semen demon
>>2725763
Alright, I'm sorry I strangled Koizumi. It wasn't right of me to send my entire life into a downwards spiral of delinquency. Will you please forgive me?
>>2725740
You're quite welcome, that 'hero' is very abusive.
>>2725765
Well that's not nice, you're dishing out quite a few low blows for a hero.
>>2725713
Well, it's the thought that counts, I suppose. No harm, no foul. Best of luck out there, huh?
>>2725714
Ready for a test run here!
>>2725746
I'm gonna guess that you call most normal-looking people that, huh?
>>2725797
Stay the fuck out Anor Londo, bitch.
That's my turf.
>>2725795
You can drop the act now. She's gone.
>>2725797
>invades you
>over and over and over and over and over again
> The Man Who Can't Be Moved: You're all fucking faggots
You're the faggola!
>>2725773
Come on, show me your stuff. I know you got magic powers and junk.
>>2725810
>
>>2725804
A hero is not spineless.
>>2725680
Trying what exactly? Not jumping on her?
Mikan only agreed recently, and only if I hold you on a safe distance. Don't worry, you can still talk to her, and maybe she will feel safer soon enough. I will let you go now, okay?
>>2725717
No no, wearing clean clothes is important! You don't want to smell, do you? Or be stared on for having weird stains on your clothes? Even if it's just a tracksuit!
>>2725462
>>2725741
I've got her, Mikan. Is that alright?
>>2725771
> :^)
>>2725714
Ready for this.
>>2725785
Good thing I'm not a criminal. Go catch a thief or something.
>>2725817
>Chapter 1
>Level 99
What
>>2725804
I don't even know who he is...
>She starts eating the candy.
He just starting bullying me o-out of nowhere.
>>2725809
>>2725816
>Cries.
>>2725834
:^(
>>2725805
Well, most of the people here aren't that pretty by the President's standards. My specialty is plastic surgery, facial reconstruction mainly.
>>2725783
Iago!? What's the meaning of this!? W-Why... are you here?
>>2725805
Same to you.
>>2725842
You can replay chapters
>>2725850
>>2725805
>image
>>2725801
Maybe.
>>2725827
>outs
fiiinnee...
>>2725827
I don't know what you're talking about Koizumi, this tracksuit is flawless! There's no stains on it whatsoever!
>>2725845
>He slaps the degenerate.
Firefox crashed. I am now cropping the Bloodbath slide, give me a few extra. My apologies for wasting your human time...
I want the demon girl to suck on tenyas salty candy cane
>>2725834
Best of luck, Lady Fortune.
>>2725877
Dumbass.
>>2725848
Don't try to feel bad.
>>2725850
Who cares about one person's standards?
...And would that really help if anyone's injured?
>>2725858
Expect a lot of undead, by that way. That's all I'll say on that matter.
>>2725877
Eh, it happens.
>>2725845
Hey, stop crying. Don't let me have to beat the magic out of you.
>>2725858
Take a guess! To bring you back into my king and your father's custody, or kill you. So what shall it be...''little princes''? I'll give you untill the next full Nohr moon to decide, or else you'll be....''dishinherited''. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>dissapears
>>2725840
Exhibit A:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCjLQQkN_6M
>>2725827
I-Its fine....I-I think I can live...
>>2725868
Can you tell me what I have to do to gain your forgiveness...?
>>2725877
No worries host.
>>2725877
it's fine, it all sucks either way
>>2725891
Why not, it's so easy
>>2725824
I don't know, you insulted an innocent civilian, because why? I know her?
>>2725845
I doubt you don't know him you talk to him a bunch it seems, but I said hi and called him my buddy and he was mean to me, so I just bug him now.
>>2725877
Marvelous... Now I am going to finish my beer first.
Good job.
>throws the beer into the fire
>>2725889
Gay
>>2725903
I don't know!
>>2725898
That's the same video from last time, and I don't see any crime being committed in it.
>>2725887
I'm an asshole, but even I wouldn't sexually abuse her.
>>2725875
>When slapped, the devil disappears in a cloud of pink smoke.
>>2725896
>Cries.
>>2725910
Mmm! Sounds fun!
>>2725892
Undead you say? Worry not, I can handle a couple of undead.
>>2725897
>sighs
Damn it... looks like the attack on Nohr needs to be sped up. I can't afford that.
>>2725889
I will, Senpai.
I promise you to not let you down during this challenge.
>>2725906
Easy?
>>2725922
>he takes out another ice cream cone
How about two ice creams? I know you can't resist!
>>2725910
Oh, shut up already. You know nothing about her. Just like with Haku, your willingness to bend to a woman's will just because she has breasts outshines the rest of you. You are the one lacking a backbone, my shoe has more spine than you.
>>2725877
The Man Who Can't Be Moved belépett a csevegésbe.
The Man Who Can't Be Moved: You're all fucking faggots
The Man Who Can't Be Moved kilépett a csevegésből.
degeso: BAKA RIN
degeso: reEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw there is vore happening in the erp thread
>>2725892
My job is mainly focused around that. I have quite a bit of skill in general surgery, if I do say so myself. Patched up a good number of uggos who couldn't afford to go to other doctors.
As for the President, being uniform is his policy. Outliers are either put in camps, or if they can afford it, go to doctors like me for reconstruction.
Alright you chucklefucks. It's time to start. The strain has been released and there's a virus on the go. Which one of you will stand in the end, that's the question.
The city you're in is full of danger and the virus is spreading fast. Take care and don't run into other survivors. The other ones are usually more dangerous than the infected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJqUN9TClM
Also Mikan you're in under Mikan Tsumiki, it was a joke.
>>2725957
Nice hungarian, Jude.
>>2725941
>Punches the kid in the face.
I said stop it with the fake tears. You ain't fooling me, The Best,
>>2725950
It's easy to feel bad
>>2725966
:^)
>>2725941
What the?
>>2725963
Lovely...Can i go back looking for shiny things now?
>>2725946
Well, seems more like hundreds, probably even more. Even got dragged out of my tank the last time.
>>2725962
Doesn't make an awful lot of sense to me.
>>2725963
What wonderful things isolation does for not catching a sickness.
>>2725963
>it's happening again
>I can't save him
>>2725963
Don't use the bathroom for a few days...
>>2725927
We don't follow the degenerate age laws here.
>cheshire cat is in erp
Il be back in an hour or two
>>2725869
Flawless? Then what's that on your wrist, hmm? And your ankle too! Aren't those stains?
>>2725868
Okay then, feel free to give it another try, but I will still look out for you!
>>2725899
Good. To be honest, I didn't expect her to actually do it. I'll be more alert now, so don't be scared.
>>2725963
I really hope it stays that way.
>>2725950
There's no way you ever could.
>>2725968
>She bursts into a cloud of pink dust upon being punched, as if she were never even there.
>>2725963
Better hit the ground running, because it's only going to get worse
>>2725963
The only people I will kill are those who stand in my way.
>>2725988
>>2725927
>not posting this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8J3NJ-KCgU
>>2725982
I didn't think it would. Nothing here is the same. The President would have a stroke.
>He chuckles.
I wish.
>>2725963
One becomes undead... due to contracting a sickness? This could be rather useful knowledge.
>>2725982
Like I said madam, I can handle myself well in this. No need to worry a thing.
>>2725963
Why don't you just die you fetishistic son of a bitch.
I don't want to see you again.
>>2725963
Hm? I'm sure everything is fine.
>>2726000
>it was a hologram
>>2725963
what the fuck happened to the CSS?
>>2725990
Th-Thank you, Mahiru, th-thank you a bunch.
>>2725963
Kehe! All these pesky humans dying to some lame disease! The dead are better for a reason!
>>2725963
The disease didn't effect me at all. The first step is to gather some people up.
>>2726000
>Due to being The Best, he walks around the corner, and finds her.
You ain't running from me.
>>2725990
O-Oh, those? It's uh...
>he tries rubbing off the stains
I think it may be blood, but I'm not too sure.
>>2726015
>he gives Eruna the ice cream
Oh, and I made sure to put some chocolate inside the cone for an added bonus!
>>2726028
Rin is a baka
>>2725963
Great, now let's just keep it that way.
>>2725988
I'm sure you're very familiar with that age.
>>2726014
Who put him in charge, anyways?
>>2726017
Well, it'll be interesting to watch, either way, just figured I'd be polite to a fellow competitor.
>>2726035
>Three Akanes are around the corner sharing the earlier received bag of chips and cake.
>>2726023
I'd cuddle this cutie
>>2725963
>3.54 MB, noice. My CSS can now be in PNG
Garnet you should know better than to take on a few distressed people. It's not going to end well for you if you continue it on like that.
How heroic of you Donic, leaving a girl just like that. You're a better man than some in here. I guess the saying counts when it says "Gotta go fast", right?
Benny Goodman showing there's a lot more to save in this little mess.
>>2726028
>Custom CSS, it's pretty easy. Width tables are enhanced and there's a standard image above every event to make it look a bit fancier.
>>2726011
>>2726059
WHO STOLE A SKELETON FROM ME
>>2726055
As far as I know? He did. Unbroken rule for 60 years, still going strong.
>>2726059
She owes me money !
>>2726059
I give you one hour to return my treasure before i will take it from you together with your life, human!
>>2726059
You might want to move that screenshot thingy a bit to the left, it's cutting on the edges of the names.
other than that, Pretty fucking neato famizilla.
>>2726035
Excuse me you purple edgehog abomination, but I'm already The Best.
>>2726059
Is there anybody out there?
>>2726059
Hah! sucks to be you! Now hand it over please! You ain't leaving this place with those supplies.
>>2726059
At least they are alert.
>>2726011
:^)
>>2726050
Call me when you find a video of me sexually harassing a minor.
>>2726057
>He closes his eyes, and clears his mind. And see that the real Akane is on the far left. Donic walks over to her and bonks her on the head.
Gotcha.
>>2726059
Gotta look out for number one baby!
>>2726059
It's nice to know I'm not the only one that loses a good amount of blood around here.
>6 minutes between slides
Sol is faster than this.
>>2725970
Not exactly.
It's easy trying to feel bad.
>>2725994
Thank you.
>>2725963
Sickness?
Hmph, It appears I should being cautious at said situation...
>>2726059
Interesting... There's many clues here, but I'm going to need more evidence of what happened at that city.
>>2726059
Who were you again? Well, have fun doing whatever, I guess.
>>2725956
Are you being serious? Being nice to and bending to are two different things, I like Haku because well she's Haku. I'd be nice to you too if you just accepted me calling you buddy. Honestly making critical observations on my integrity, I'm not some man whore.
>>2726067
>>2726059
He must be distracting them for us.
>>2726109
Manwhore implies you actually have sex with any women.
>>2726041
Thanks, sucker.
>>2726110
NOT NOW KITTY, I NEED TO FIND THE INSUFFERABLE WRETCH THAT STOLE FROM ME
>>2726101
>Instead of hitting the correct one, which would have been on your left, you hit the one on Akane's left resulting in another clone to vanish.
>They all run.
>>2726105
Oh fuck off.
>>2726059
>>2726087
Hmm that tool by that blasted German seems to be just as infected as these damn walkers. I might have to go in manually by now. Bear with me as I perform the impossible.
Wait... Do you hear that? I think I'll stand-by for the time being. The military wants to interfere with all of us, hide... Quickly, it might just be the last thing you do.
>>2726105
Want a cookie? You should be happy I'm taking the time for a pathetic meatbag like you.
>>2726059
>Levels it with a few shots
Haha, now that's more like it!
>>2726077
...I don't think that's how presidencies work. Sounds more like a dictatorship.
>>2726059
Gods! That was terrible! Lucky for me this house was here.
>>2726059
He must have somehow poisoned us beforehand. There's no way someone like him is capable of besting me in a fight.
>>2726107
it's really easy when you don't have to try
>>2726094
Oh i am going to enjoy ripping you to pieces for stealing my treasure. I bet your flesh tastes delicious aswell.
>>2726100
I don't care about, I won't waste my time doing something like that.
>>2726136
It's so easy tricking these idiots. Hardly even seems fair.
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>2726129
flaming people is agaisnt the rules
>>2726136
>how many events you got famzilla?
>>2726136
Ded heh...
>>2726137
Eh. The title tries to soften the blow. Anyone with half a brain knows this isn't a presidency.
>>2726090
The Best at being dead. I ain't edgy by the way, that's Coldsteel's thing.
>>2726134
S-Shoot! How could mess that up!
>Chase after all three of them.
>>2726136
Ugh, great, now my fur is all messed up. Here goes another day wasted on grooming and NOT on scavenging for pretty looking things.
>>2726136
Ok, lots of zombies trapped inside, time to get out of here.
>>2726168
What do you want me to do? Host? I already do that.
>>2726132
...Taking advantage of a poor man isn't very nice of you.
>>2726136
O-Oh, there's nothing in here. It's just a thing.
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>2726154
anywho,
You'll need to com with me down to the station.
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>2726129
Alright buddy, now lets hug and make up.
>>2726136
So... this is how it ends? I-I thought I would've gone out more peacefully.
>>2726136
Gonna have to give up the Flower Tank for a while, I can't survive heat like tha-
>>2726185
....Oh, crap.
>>2726187
Sounds like a call for revolution to me.
>>2726015
Good, good. But don't let me scare you off, I won't do anything unless you jump her again.
>>2726029
Don't worry about it!
>>2726041
So they were stains after all. But if they're blood stains, there's not much you can do. They take forever to get out.
I guess it's time for you to get a new suit.
>>2726136
They *are* supplies, right?
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