Murderous Games 130 Part II
Thread for future use.
>>2699182
DAY FIVE
>>2699204
I've enjoyed it for the most part, I take it you're quite accustomed to this place?
>>2699249
..You're giving me away.
>>2699230
This is slightly annoying.
>>2699259
I... I wasn't going to do it...
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2699243
but his sunglasses and hairstyle clearly show he is an American
>>2699230
Dammit Nepgear
>>2699140
I see...I think. I've never actually saw a camera like that before. All the cameras I've used have been on a phone of some sort.
But hey, thanks for taking a good picture of me! I'm surprised I look that good in a suit, even if it's a work suit. Do you mind if I take a look at your camera.
>>2699169
I-I don't think we're on the same level here. I get the impression you're going to do something rather malicious instead...
>>2699202
I'm trying to say that that's not normal!
>>2699206
Do you still want to tell me a little about yourself, or are you going to shut me down from that as well?
>>2699230
Vampy, CATCH!
>>2699271
Put clothes on!
>>2699230
Why?
>>2699263
A bit, but I'm not the most reliable source of information for this.
>>2699189
Wh-What?
N-No way! I needed those!
>>2699035
Uhm, hello?
>>2699189
...no, of course not. Is that an argument?
>>2699191
Yes, I am. How do you know?
>>2699162
>>2699243
Its the man who took the photograph
>>2699263
>whispers quietly
Kid if I was, I wouldent be in this line of work. Who you hiding from.
>>2699271
The left breast seems weird
>>2699213 (Sanae)
...Village? Singular?
Nevermind that, why should I!? This place is the perfect testing ground for my tanks!
>>2699243 (Soviet)
I'd trust the insides of a different kind of armor more, myself.
>>2699276
I'm gonna show all of Gensokyo that we don't need to rely on things like magic, or fear youkai, OR need to depend on that shrine maiden to solve our incidents!
>>2699271
Holy...
>>2699230
16 tributes remain.
NIGHT FIVE
Sure is moving slowly. If only I had realized I posted a bunch of peace. Oh well.
>>2699284
So it would seem, but any information is good at this point.
>>2699294
...Everyone.
>>2699273
>>2699298
You can play with your tanks at home. This is no place for children
>>2699276
You told me that I should tell about myself to you because of the compliment thing, but I explained that I have no need for compliments,
so if you take away the reason I don't really have any motivation to talk about myself to you. Start using your brain or I will just kill you.
>>2699271
>throws a tiny camera to take photographs of
>>2699288
You don't remember me comrade?
>>2699298
Suit yourself
>>2699276
You should be the last person to say something is not normal, are you saying this cute little guy is incapable of swimming up to my hair?
>>2699313
Why would I perv on my soon to be sister-in-law?
>>2699303
HAN-OW!! LET ME CHA-ARRGGHHH!....int.....t....t...sq.....squid.....X_X
>>2699303
He made one fatal slip, he tried to match the little girl with the red iron on her hip.
>>2699310
well then ask anything you want.
>>2699288
I uh,
Heard it somewhere.
>hiding vita
>>2699303
I screwed up again
>>2699283
The aliens took my clothes. I will see if I have others.
>>2699297
Is it? I wouldn't know.
>>2699302
There is nothing holy about it. It is just my body.
>>2699305
I guess.
>>2699303
The aliens beam must have had some after effects.
Wriggle a shit
>someone
>>2699310
why? you on the run? or you just shy?
>>2699316
>Hitman
>makes notes
>>2699286
How can you know that? It's not like you've ever used one before.
>>2699288
Well it kind of is...
She just said that happens to anyone who talks to me, so if that's not happening to you, it means she lied, hence, she can't be trusted.
>>2699325
Not a fucking chance, Squid!
>smashes her head
>>2699328
Would you happen to have seen any youmu roaming around?
>>2699345
>She takes her glasses off and starts rubbing this with a handkerchief
Sh-shy? W-w-w-why would I-I have any reason to be shy?
>>2699298
Please tell me you're not going to kill people in the process...
>>2699316
You're more than welcome to try and kill me, but it won't work.
>>2699319
That's right! No normal fish would be able to do something like that!
>>2699323
I'll never be your sister-in-law!
Waiting until someone wins. So give me your answer and winner gets free Vodka but learns how be more slav
>>2699344
NIGGLE
IGGLE
GGLE
GLE
LE
E
>>2699341
I'd certainly call it divine.
I want to cum inside Adachi
>>2699369
The one who is taking the picture is the western spy
I want to rape Nonon.
>>2699359
Youmu?
>>2699344
:(
>>2699303
THE FEAST
Connection error, sorry for the delay.
>>2699314
Hah! I live in this tank now, since whatever the hell all that was happened. And I'll have you know Mima chose to employ me because I'm the greatest damn engineer in all the land, my tanks even had Reimu on the ropes for a while.
>>2699318
Hey, who wouldn't pick a tank over being on foot...?
>>2699364
If I have to kill the shrine maiden to prove that point, so be it. I'm a tank engineer, not a hug engineer.
>>2699346
M-My brain cells!
D-Damn you araragi! I'll avenge them one day!
>>2699353
I.....ha......ha.....you.....
>DEAD
>>2699386
How did you fit in a toy tank?
>>2699382
I'm out of steak, we do have lead, have a free sample.
>>2699382
I have no idea what rare meant.
>>2699382
You're welcome, Seth.
>>2699364
Now that's just insensitive, are you saying that somethings are impossible no matter how hard we try?
>>2699346
No bully Eruna-chan! >:(
>>2699380
They come in many shapes and sizes, and will sometimes attack anyone on sight, have you ever been attacked by anything out of the ordinary?
>>2699345
You have nothing better to do but to stare at school girls, old man? Get going or I will kill you first.
>>2699364
...
>she shoots the tracksuit guy in his stomach
There. I tried.
>>2699378
No. He is in the picture. Don't be smart ass anon.
>>2699386
I like helicopters mroe but I see your point
I want to violently beat up Yin while Yukine watchs
>>2699382
DAY SIX
>>2699389
I didn't do anything to them, go talk to your mom about them.
>>2699406
She started it!
>>2699410
Nope, besides that hard to pin. everything is out of the ordinary in this place.
>>2699382
I think I'll skip this one.
>>2699372
I don't see the big deal.
>>2699276
Sure, here. But I'll leave it strapped around me, so it can't fall down.
Never remove the strap, unless you safely store it. But if the strap's not long enough, I can put it on you instead.
Unlike a phone camera, this one's film can be projected on paper of any size and still be extremely detailed! The picture I developed may look small, but take a closer look at it and you will notice.
Do you know what kind of camera this is?
>>2699318
No, I've never met you before.
Are you one of those that were talking to 'my arm' ?
>>2699332
Somewhere? Where is that? Did that creepy Izaya spread it around?
>>2699346
But I didn't hear her say that. You know, boys are way more prune to lying for their advantage.
>>2699395
What're you calling a toy!? My Flower Tank might not be as good or as big as my dear baby Sigma, but after that whole self-destruct issue it's taking me a while to build an improved model.
>>2699414
Hahaha, exactly!
>>2699411
>Jumps in front of the weirdo in the tracksuit saving him.
>>2699386
Sure, and I'm a shut-in that has no money and doesn't do anything with his life, but that doesn't mean we can go killing people to prove a point. We should leave that up to politicians and other professionals.
>>2699404
Well, yeah. it's impossible when you take into consideration they can't breathe outside of water.
>>2699411
>he starts bleeding out profusely from his stomach
I-I said kill me, not wound me and leave me to die hours later! Besides, don't you know the stomach is one of the most painful places to get shot!? Why the hell did you have to shoot there?!
>>2699426
well goodluck Gear.
>>2699437
If there was an actual tank in Gensokyo, I would have noticed it
>>2699428
Of course it was you! Enemy of women and brain cells!
>>2699436
Iayaya? Wh-
I mean, yeah, that's right!
>>2699430
Right, that probably wasn't the best way to put it, but as of right now I'm not sensing any dangerous youmu, so I think we're safe.
>>2699436
No. Then let me introduce myself. I amd Soviet
>>2699437
What would be your favorite. For me it is tie for T-34, T-90, and T-14
>you will never have an orgy with bolin, yosuke, and link
>>2699426
9 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
>>2699449
Well your....hnnnnng gaaaay.
>Fuck you that bullet was mine.
>>2699436
Nope, I have no clue. It looks like some camera people us in the 80's though
>he looks at it for a little bit before taking a close up shot of your face
>>2699466
I'm saving myself, sorry...
>>2699436
She just said it to me! And now she's saying she will avenge her brain cells! You can't trust someone like that.
>>2699462
Enemy of women? What are you talking about now?
>>2699428
No u! >:(
>>2699464
well I'm glad of that.
>>2699472
Look on the brightside of the darkside.
>>2699466
I'm down for it, I just asked Yosugay and he said no and something about "saving himself for Chiaki". Not sure about Link.
>>2699445
You made me waste a bullet.
>>2699449
We can't die here, so punishing you for your stupidity with a quick death would've been stupid,
so just think about it why I chose your stomach area for it, but you kinda answered that question already.
>>2699472
I only want the higher bounty anyway
>>2699472
Atleast the blanket was a nice color
>>2699482
I'm on to you!
>>2699493
As for my reasons for coming here, I sensed an extremely powerful youmu at work here, even the simplest of Spirit World Warrior could've sensed it.
>>2699449
They've got their heads so far up their rears, they'll NEVER listen without action!
>>2699458
Well I'm here right now!
>Taps side of Flower Tank
And I'll have you know I'm very good at concealing it. I'm half-surprised anyone even knows what one is at all!
>>2699465
My own invention, the Evil Eye Sigma!
...Which is currently in the "reconstructing and improving" phase.
>>2699484
Why are you defending that little prick?
>>2699472
DAY SEVEN
>>2699513
Eruna a cute! >:(
>>2699359
Shy it is.
>he pats the kid's head
school troubling you huh?
>>2699511
Then can you help improve helicopters? I want my Mi-24 to have better performance
What's the ideal size of an entry image?
>>2699506
Well I hope we can befriend those Youmou.
>>2699522
Oh well, they're busy anyway.
>>2699536
yes
>>2699527
More like, a shit.
Yuri is worse then my grandmothers rotting cunt.
>>2699504
You're just crazy...
>>2699527
She's annoying.
>>2699473
There's no need to get this upset about this. I'm just trying to grasp why that happened.
>>2699498
>he falls to the ground and slowly bleeds out, getting some of the blood on your shoes
>>2699511
Have you even tried talking to them about this? I dunno man, I just think there are other ways of proving your point without taking a life.
>>2699498
Eh, you would have wasted it on that tracksuit weirdo anyway.
>Just gets up and dusts myself off.
>>2699522
Nice shot, Bikko.
>falls facefirst
>>2699536
the green one
>>2699536
1x1 ratio of anything above 500x500
>>2699542
Don't get me started.
>>2699522
Not fast enough rabbit
>>2699536
If you want to be in District 1 or 2 then I'd suggest 200x200, if you don't care about how early you are and just want it to look pretty then use any size besides the ridiculously large.
>>2699522
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING ME YIN!
>>2699559
I will fight for my right to call your fetish shit, faglord.
>>2699542
You don't talk shit about comrade Yuri like that. He fought his fair share cyкa
>>2699522
Skipped night seven.
DAY EIGHT
>>2699530
No, school isn't troubling me, it's much worse than that.
>>2699539
Some youmu are non-hostile, but I prefer to not risk it, and stay out of trouble if possible.
>>2699544
Crazy cool!
>>2699571
He you say, so its that kind of gay then.
>>2699580
Cyкa
>>2699545
That shrine maiden's one of the biggest fools of them all!
>>2699532
Not really my thing, even if my Sigma can fly. I managed to keep all of my notes on my own discoveries, though. It'd take a while to make duplicates, but I could share the research.
>>2699536
>Anything. Preferably however it should be square.
>>2699511
I wasn't expecting this.
How did you even get the materials and the fuel to keep this thing even running
>>2699570
That's right, egg me on. I've got enough yuri to go around the earth several times
>>2699580
Just plain crazy.
>>2699545
>Pushs the floating stingray to him, with the stingray stinging him several in the process.
Take your new pet, and give him a name.
>>2699574
Not the brightest crayon in the box huh?
>>2699574
6 tributes remain.
NIGHT EIGHT
>>2699602
Every time you jerk your peen to a picture of cute girls rubbing against each other, I kill a cute 2D girl.
>>2699588
Oh that yuri. Still not used to that yet.
>>2699599
Alright, so how is day?
>>2699599
But it makes sense for them to act that way. don't you think? They're supposed to be all about religion and whatnot.
>>2699608
S-Stop it! I don't-
>Zap
Want thing-
>Zap
Ruining my life!!
>>2699607
There's nothing plain about me!
>>2699576
boyfriend?
>>2699614
DAY NINE
Now this is a slide I'm proud of. Everyone involved is either dying or murdering.
We have our winner next slide.
>>2699620
Go ham, 2d girls have no life to start with.
>>2699477
>*Click!*
Uhm... that might be a little too close, and you didn't adjust the focal point.
You have to turn the lens barrel until my face is in focus, or it will probably end up as very blurry.
>>2699462
Damn, I knew it, he's such a creep. Did you know he sells information about others?
You probably do, considering you bought them from him.
>>2699465
I'm Mahiru Koizumi, a photographer. You said you knew me? How did that happen?
>>2699482
That certainly does sound strange, but I'm sure she has a good reason for that.
Maybe she's just young?
>>2699651
Note to self, never make fun of Ruby's chest.
>>2699651
Well Ruby. Me and you again.
>>2699661
Must have been older version... But forget that. Can you take a photo of me and in red please
>>2699636
Oh yeah I forgot..
>Takes it back and clips it's stinger, then hands it back, but it bites him.
That should be better.
>>2699661
What? I don't have any money, let alone enough to buy information.
>>2699637
Except everything.
>>2699661
She's old enough to be chasing girls like crazy, I'm sure she's aware of what she's saying.
>>2699651
RUBY GLOOM v. BIKKO
it's over...
>>2699651
>>2699671
Good luck Bikko.
>>2699600
Originally, I had funding and supplies from my 'boss', Mima. I developed my own, self-sustaining power source, too. Lately, though, I've needed to get clever for maintenance and construction of my new Sigma.
>>2699634
Filled with swift, embarrassing defeats. But that's all just a setback and a stepping stone towards greater accomplishments!
>>2699636
We don't NEED that! I'll make them know, no matter what.
>>2699705
I want that power source
>>2699638
I-I don't have time for a boyfriend, it's not something that someone like you could help me with.
>>2699702
>>2699704
Congratulations!
>>2699576
I'll try, have a good day.
>>2699702
and that makes 4 wins.
neat.
Thanks for hosting.
>>2699704
TOO LATE
>>2699702
CONGRATULATIONS FIVE(FOUR?) TIME WINNER RUBY GLOOM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
>>2699702
Son of a bitch...
>>2699702
I don't think that was particularly fair... Congratulations Ruby, and thank you for hosting.
>>2699721
Y-you too..
>>2699727
More like son of a Bikko right?
>>2699698
Not at all!
>>2699723
Congratulations Ruby Gloom. Stay Fresh
I'm sad.
>>2699723
Grats... uhh... little toy doll?
>>2699702
>>2699704
You gave that crippled woman your blessing, only to take the victory right from her dead hands. Nicedly done mortal, congratulations on your victory!
>>2699723
Placements
Someone showed me some placements from game 102 that I missed so I updated the chart accordingly, along with the results of the current game.
TOP 15 BOUNTIES (Games 100 - 130)
1. Eggman-kun - 23 kills/2 wins/Legend/Most Wanted - 4800$
2. John Henry Eden - 11 kills/2 wins/Legend - 2600$
3. Vic Viper - 10 kills/2 wins/Legend - 2500$
! 4. Andrew Wiggins - 15 kills/1 win - 2000$
5. Yukine - 18 kills - 1800$
6. Casey Neistat - 13 kills/1 win - 1800$
7. Lord Beerus - 12 kills/1 win - 1700$
! 8. Fujiwara no Mokou - 17 kills - 1700$
9. Cappy - 11 kills/Murderous - 1600$
10. Mii Gunner & Mii Sword Fighter - 14 kills - 1400$
11. Aqua - 6 kills/1 win - 1100$
! 10. Bikko - 6 kills/1 win - 1100$
12. Kaine - 4 kills/1 win - 900$
13. Salad Uchiha - 3 kills/1 win - 800$
14. Baron Von Dragon - 7 kills - 700$
15. Shalasaka - 7 kills - 700$
FAQ/Minor bounties/Misc
http://pastebin.com/fF9sN9EM
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
>>2699747
good
>>2699747
Turn that frown upside down
>>2699723
>>2699756
Thank you for hosting this battle.
>>2699721
Congrats, Rubster.
>>2699756
Thanks for hosting
>>2699702
>>2699723
She made it, congrats Ruby.
>>2699756
Thanks Host.
>>2699756
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2699747
>>2699723
Congratulations, Ruby
>>2699756
>11
>10
>11
man I wish I knew how to count
>>2699760
>image
>>2699769
>>2699771
Thanks.
>>2699661
Ah, I see. Hold on a bit. I'll get you a godlike picture!
>he starts turning the lens all the way to the right before taking another picture
How about that one? Pretty professional, right? Maybe I should try my luck with being a photographer! I always wanted to take pictures of scenery for the national geographic!
>>2699676
L-Look, I really don't want this. You're free to take it back, please.
>>2699705
Hmm, I wonder what that Taoist would do. She seems pretty crazy. Heck, she might give you a run for your money!
>>2699723
>>2699721
Congratulations Ruby! Admittedly it's kind of embarrassing losing to someone so young.
>>2699756
Thanks for the game, cowpunk!
>>2699714
I'm not too keen on sharing that research, just yet, especially with a priest.
>>2699723
I knew I should've placed a bit.
Congratulations, Red, and thanks for that...miserable excuse of a test drive.
>>2699739
Son of a whatever. Another second place for me.
>>2699756
Well atleast I'm on the board. Thanks for hosting and congrats kid.
>>2699756
Congrats Ruby, thanks for hosting
>17 kills
Glad I brought Game 102 to your attention
>>2699788
I can be very pursuasive
>>2699740
Plain, boring and stupid from the bottom of your feet to the tip of your ahoge.
>>2699781
>>2699785
>>2699793
Thanks
>>2699792
Thanks and I'm sorry.
give me (you)s
>>2699750
>
>>2699797
Prove it nerd.
>Ctrl + F "(You)"
>Phrase not found
>shitposts
Here is Western Spy. His heels aren't touching round when he squats.
>>2699809
>>2699815
>>2699801
Don't be kid, glad you won.
>>2699809
>>2699815
(You)
>>2699723
>>2699756
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>2699816
>>2699748
Hey Boba
>>2699785
Huh? What Taoist? They're old-fashioned, I doubt they'd care for such advancements.
>>2699795
Tch, you'd just wreck it. As soon as my new Sigma's completed I'll show all of Gensokyo that humans don't need magic, or shrine maidens, to survive against youkai.
>>2699824
>>2699827
thank (You)
>>2699819
He is just leaning his knees too far forward
>>2699814
Too boring.
>>2691963
Slowpoke
>>2699830
How unpleasant.
>>2699830
its bolin m8. What did you expect?
>>2699845
Life with Eruna is the most exciting!
>>2699848
Huh?
>>2699848
Abortle
>>2699840
There's this Taoist I met here that likes setting stuff on fire, and she claimed to have killed all kind of Buddhists while doing so. She's not exactly technologically advanced, which has me thinking if you're going to have a hard time trying to kill her or not.
>>2699844
https://youtu.be/2-8gsWZqDBM?
Here is explaining why
>>2699814
Ugh...it's you again. Just when I thought I was free from dealing with your presence, orange one.
>>2699862
She looks very unpleased
>>2699840
That's a big dream for such a little girl
>>2699816
literally the only good use futa has is to see a girl get dicked by another girl
>>2699816
thanks for the shitpost Janus. Have one on me.
>>2699882
>futa on female
Plebeian
>>2699848
>>2699785
Well, almost.
Please don't turn it all the way, I don't want you to break it.
If you turn it all the way to the right, your focal point will be at infinity, meaning you will focus on the horizon. That's good for scenery, as you said, but everything close to the camera, like me, will be blurry.
>>2699675
Older version? Hmm.
Of course I can take a picture of you, but what do you mean by 'in red'?
>>2699692
So are you saying Izaya gave you those information for free? I kinda doubt that, he said he wouldn't be doing that.
Hey, how old are you? I'm asking for... reasons.
>>2699698
Chasing girls? Are you telling me she's a stalker?
But hey, maybe you're on to something.
>>2699892
Molar krabs is better desu
guys reply
>>2699893
In Socialist Red. Like in the parades in 1945
>>2699876
I am confused more than anything.
>>2699909
Okay
>>2699891
>liking futa on male
>>2699875
>pets
>>2699893
He uh,
just mentioned your name once.
And I'm 15...why?
>>2699893
>he lets go of the camera
You know, I should leave this stuff to you. I don't think I'll get the hang of it. I should stick to cutting myself while peeling potatoes. At least then my fingers will eventually get used to it.
Oh, can I keep the picture you took of me, or do you want it for whatever collection you have?
>>2699891
>getting off to a guy getting dicked
that's gay, son.
>>2699867
I can't quite say I've really seen any around here ,but...urgh, magic evens out the playing field far too easily.
>>2699878
So what if I'm short for my age? Mima chose me and Marisa for talent, not age or size.
>>2699855
Sounds boring.
>>2699893
A really persistent stalker.
And yes, I must be on to something, you should have believed me, I know shooting a poisonous dart at you wasn't the best way to prove it, but I'm not a bad guy.
>>2699924
>implying futa on male is gay
>>2699922
What was the issue?
>steals soviets vodka
>>2699925
>Dodges
And you're not allowed to touch me yet.
New game when?
>>2699950
I am wondering why it replied to my game that was finished hours ago.
>>2699953
Does it really, you know, matter much?
>>2699961
You beat me to it
>>2699435
I'd explain, but you'd probably feel uncomfortable.
>>2699959
>nudges
I wanna axe you something
>>2699952
>uses commie witchcraft to take back Vodka and throw you into space
>>2699940
You're telling me. It feels great know I won't ever die by someone else's hands! It's like a bolder has been lifted up from my shoulders.
Best Waifus
precious piggy is best girl
>>2699985
What makes you so sure of that?
>>2699978
I doubt it would.
Futa on male is not gay!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EXPLAIN THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK--JIYFNpg
>>2699975
I'd rather beat you in a game
When's one of those happening, btw?
>>2699986
Why's everyone on there creepy looking?
>>2699995
Oink
>>2699995
YOU BLEW IT!
>>2699995
>>2699944
How would you know! You'll never get to experience such a blessing!
>>2699959
Aw...
No fair!
Champions game, want me to post the slides while we're waiting?
>>2699999
WASTED GET
>>2700018
There is nothing else going on.
>>2700018
Sure. I don't mind watching people who're better than me fight to the death.
>>2700015
Being spared from it is a blassing on itself.
>>2699940
Marisa never told me about this Mima person.
You have a wild fantasy, kid
>>2700004
That's a lobster on a skateboard
>>2699999
You'rehot. So much so that I want to put my tongue in places you didn't know tongues could go into.
>>2700018
>Wish I was in this
>Remember I've never won an express game
End me already
>>2700014
>>2700012
>>2700011
It's not fair!
>>2700018
I'm okay with it.
>>2700010
Good squat. Here is your free Vodka
>gives Vodka
>>2700002
Missed