HG thread.
171st Express Games.
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>>2663895
Don't do that.
>>2663906
You just have to abide by the laws.
>>2664195
Speaking of lies...
>>2664195
>sleeps
>>2664137
Worry not, I know how to deal with his kind.
>>2664155
Negatives? Like photos? I'll find them, don'tcha worry one bit.
>>2664171
Asking a girl to undress? Taking her negatives? This is how a "leader" acts?
>>2664195
You knew I was kidding right?
>>2664195
Alternate mission successful.
>>2664217
>pets
chiriho is shit.
>>2664195
I-I need to get away from here...Punpun...save me...
>>2664227
>kicks
>>2664171 (lida)
You've seen how she acts, when you think of a demon do you think of then acting like she does? She's up to something.
>>2664162
Well, you survived, so there's nothing to worry about.
>>2664169
That will only happen if you handle it without care
>>2664195
This will earn me a spot in the history books, but I'm afraid that it won't be in a good light
>>2664238
>pets more
Just this once
>>2664171
Negative.
>>2664181
Computing... Computing...
>After several seconds of silence, she knocks one of her iron hands against the metallic surface of her body.
'naked.'
>>2664195
>>2664217
Negative.
I am not programmed with this function.
>>2664216
Does not compute.
>>2664246
So you were going to set that other girl's house on fire with care?
>>2664268
but ofcourse
It would have functioned as a beacon
>>2664246
Yeah, for now...
>>2664252
>kicks more
>>2664253
Don't suppose you can tell me if I win?
>>2664171
I wouldn't do it if you weren't acting like one.
>>2664209
But, you know, sometimes it's really hard to do that.
>>2664253
...Well, I guess you actually are.
>>2664281
She's too pink, I'd hug it to death.
>>2664195
Kill me.
>>2664281
It seems the skeleton is too afraid to act.
>>2664282
Don't you worry now, I'm sure you'll be just fune
>Yosugay threatens to spoil DR2
>Set status to Offline
haha
>>2664281
Hey this thing is pretty co-
>>2664281
Combat Systems: Disengaged.
>>2664282
Running simulation...
Threat Detected: Rick Grimes.
>>2664291
Affirmative.
>>2664281
I managed to take one down. Target dead.
>>2664303
They are in a coma.
>>2664278
That's an interesting excuse. But fine, no one got hurt so I'll drop it.
>>2664281
>peace sign
>>2664316
That's a meme, isn't it?
>>2664303
Everyone commits suicide
>>2664308
So, if you're built in with those, umm, "clothes", does that mean you don't look like a human under them?
>>2664303
The Dangans from the first game kill the Dangans out od the second game out of despair
>>2664216
I never said that, idiot!
>>2664241
Probably trying to scheme candy from me, but that isn't really terrible.
>>2664253
Well then where did the rest of it go?
>>2664291
Well if you had a good testimony it might save you some trouble.
>>2664328
Let me go!
>>2664333
It's not.
>>2664308
Oh I'll handle him easy
>>2664328
I can protect myself, worry about keeping yourself alive.
when are we gonna have ZUN games?
>>2664328
Hull Damage: Critical
Emergency Shutdown Activated...
>>2664343
Affirmative.
>>2664348
Data not found.
>>2664354
Information noted; stored.
>>2664362
>he already made over 20 games
>>2664328
There are more receptive creatures to do this with. Especially if El were here.
Post waifus.
>>2664328
Hey Mokou. You may want to check what's in those boxes
>>2664362
Does that mean adding ZUN's drawings? Just wait for another Deviantart game.
>>2664328
...
I haven't forgotten what you did to me. But let's call a truce for the night.
>>2664369
Can you actually speak instead of talking so briefly? I demand an explanation.
>>2664377
What if I am my waifu?
>>2664377
>>2664334
fuck
>>2664347
thanks
>>2664350
oh shit
>>2664391
>>2664374
I heard a booty call!
>HOW SHALL WE SKIN THIS ONE?
>>2664400
>adachi pls
>>2664397
>egomaniac please
>>2664348
Maybe you're right, I just get a weird vibe from her I guess, I'm not normally this cynical.
>>2664348
Save it for the student council, how dare you even act in such things.
>>2664334
>Not committing sucidie
>>2664391
It appears we have found a blindspot.
>>2664409
Not Adachi.
>>2664391
Two down. Mother would have loved to see such an oddity down.
>>2664391
>vanishes
>>2664349
So they wouldn't execute you without a trial? That gives a little bit of relief I guess.
>>2664369
Hmmm, I thought you were a different kind of android.
>>2663799
Then you lack understanding.
We do not have an answer. You may. What caused your condition?
>>2663802
There was.
>Of course I am.
>>2664392
Playing recording...
>She plays an audio file.
'Duuudddeee'
>>2664430
Information noted; stored.
>>2664444
checked
>>2664410
Well she is a demon after all. It'd be abnormal to not be cynical.
>>2664414
What do you mean how I am acting? I am enforcing school policy, nothing more.
>>2664444
Um...excuse me?
>>2664423
Huh. Go lesbians I guess?
>LITTLE GIRL, KILL HER. RELEASE ME AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
>>2664440
I was expecting Big Boss to hide in one of them. I am disappointed that they were all empty.
>>2664440
A camera?
Hello everyone! I hope you're rooting for me
>>2664441
Well, if you see them, do tell me.
>>2664440
Thank you for the food.
>>2664409
You have hearing problems. I said there were more receptive creatures than me.
>>2664440
Is that so? I can not blame you.
>>2664377
>>2664440
Should slow her down at least.
>>2664444
Do you even know the kind of android I'm talking about?
>>2664454
Aww, are you guys best friends?
>>2664465
Hello spike.
Hello spike's waifu. Hello spike's waifu's waifus.
>>2664460
>>2664377
Shit taste incoming.
>>2664490
Just great...
>>2664490
>>2664490
I have seen what you can do in the game hosted by myself. I will not fall to you.
>>2664453
'so, why did the skeleton go to the party alone, eh?'
>>2664473
Negative.
>>2664485
...
>sips on green tea
oh how rude of me, do you want some tea?
>>2664490
This will be useful, but I'd rather not use it
>>2664453
No it's not that, I mean there are plenty demons here, it's just my gut says there's something with her, she acts too childish and it's throwing me off I suppose.
>>2664430
You could kill others for them simply trespassing.
>>2664429
F
>>2664490
Sorry, rabbit girl. You weren't fast enough.
>>2664453
You're class number.
Now.
>>2664490
Of course, someone who survived the zombie apocalypse should have more than enough supplies.
>>2664377
>>2664510
Probably for the best, it would be really bad if you turned out like them.
>>2664521
Is that a valid excuse in court?!
>>2664538
>:^)
>>2664524
Who's hungry?
Post playoff predictions.
Bracket as of this moment is the picture.
Warriors in 5
Spurs in 7
Cavs in 5
Heat in 7
Warriors vs Spurs: Warriors in 5, but Spurs in 7 if Curry isn't right coming back from the MCL
Cavs vs. Heat: Cavs in 4
The Western team beats the Cavs in 6 games or less.
>>2664377
I'm the captain now.
>>2664574
I want you to know that you are a waste of life.
>>2664513
Yes.
>>2664567
Wild guess. Kaito?
>>2664574
Why not, like I haven't have enough supplies already.
>>2664574
I am.
I guess i'm here for now...
>>2664538
>he doesn't have many waifus
I bet you're one of those people that changes your waifu every month.
>>2664510
...
Why?
>>2664520
I know. Makes sense since she's so tiny. Maybe she's one of those fallen angel types?
>>2664533
1A.
>>2664574
Hello everyone!
>>2664602
Wait here.
>goes away, then comes back with a kettle of green tea
I thought this might be more suitable.
>>2664568
Information noted; stored.
>She bows.
'Thank you for the information.'
>>2664574
For a moment there I thought you were trying to poison us...
>>2664568
Yep. Because the property owner feels as if they were in danger.
>>2664645
C U T E
U
T
E
>>2664630
'get this.
he had...
"no body" to go with!'
>She plays an audio file of a sitcom laughing track.
>>2664614
I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>2664630
I guess I should just let this feeling go, but just drop your guard.
Mokou is a Phoenix and therefore has no chill
>>2664650
I did not want to snuggle. You wanted to turn on me. It was fated to end some way.
>>2664567
>>2664650
I think I've had enough suspicious food for today.
>>2664630
...
1A?
You mean you're not one of the upperclassmen? Well then, I'll excuse your pervertness for that reason, a small person should bloom abit.
>>2664650
what have i done
You people are all mooks. What're you nerds doing though?
>Jasper
>>2664664
Thank you.
>>2664634
We are used to a cauldron. This will do.
>>2664638
You're welcome, so please don't stab me or lock me in a basement when you develop a conscience.
>>2664645
But what if the victime was just lost and wanted to ask for directions? There has to be some kind of punishment.
>>2664650
Lucky double kills!
Half the tributes just died!
>>2664709
Affirmative.
Information noted; stored.
>>2664615
WHO WANTS A PEECUHDA CHEMP
>>2664666
Where is that laughing coming from? Do you have a recorder specifically for this?
>>2664668
I never do, I insist that I do not need this lecture, I am a hero-in-training, this is redundant.
>>2664691
Pervertness? Excuse me?
>>2664645
That's pretty fucked up kid.....
>>2664710
You shouldn't have underestimated me
>>2664703
Drinking tea, care to join us?
>>2664707
Do you want a cauldron? I'll get one if you want.
>>2664685
Oh, H-hey Haku..
>Drops to my knees.
I'M SORRY!
>>2664727
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
>>2664703
>mooks
What did she mean by this?
>>2664710
This was Urotsuki's weapon. Just how much damage I can cause with this?
>>2664703
Greetings "nerd"
>>2664710
I feel terrible...
>>2664725
>Not "WHO WANTS A PIZZA DA CHAMP"
>>2664734
Sure,I could go for some green tea....
>Jasper
>>2664703
Mook? I'll have you know I am the power house of the cell, if anything, I should be the main character!
>>2664703
Whaddya mean "you people"?
>>2664746
So many things being sent out to me at once. Someone is looking out for me.
>>2664709
Well if that's the case don't you think they would state that they were lost? Sometimes it could be a scout, so you always have to be alert.
>>2664729
That's just the law where I'm from. But noone wants to wander into a vampire's estate anyway.
>>2664484
Yeah absolutely!
>KILLL HER!
Shayne and Aurox, teen detectives-
>WE ARE NOT DETECTIVES!!
>>2664650
>>2664710
>GO SANS, GIVE INTO YOUR DESIRE TO LAY WASTE AND CARNAGE!
Go skeleton dude!
>>2664756
Shut up Cheese poof do you even full boots build jax
>>2664746
I would have preferred something for combat, but I suppose this will do.
>>2664747
An android? How human are you?
>>2664778
WHY DO YOU KEEP LEAVING?
>>2664756
>pours green tea from a kettle to a cup and hands it over to Jasper
here you go miss.
>>2664790
Nobody.
>>2664790
>>2664806
Agreed.
>>2664790
go back where you belong
>>2664748
Exactly what I said,human.
>>2664751
Hi space dragon.
>>2664760
>Youfuckingwhat?
>>2664768
All of you non-gems.
>>2664781
>>2664801
Why thank you very much.
You wanna go?
>Jasper
>>2664775
But some people might shoot on sight, without giving the other person a chance to explain themselves.
>>2664798
Playing recording...
'you are becoming more and more human'
>>2664734
It will suffice.
>>2664814
Eh? where to?
>>2664775
So you just freely kill anyone on your property? No questions asked? Seriously fucked up kid.
>>2664814
The fuck's a mook?
>>2664826
I will be prepared!
>>2664775
>Hugs
>>2664814
Come at me I am at an astounding 3/27 win rate with full gem build on taric.
>>2664826
I will set you over there and I will set you at that side.
>BUT
Stop complaining and assume your positions.
>>2661353
Because I'm Yuno.
>>2664826
FINAL THREE
PLACE YOUR BETS
>>2664814
THE Space dragon.
>>2664815
I'd give others a chance. But I have had to put a few down before.
>>2664841
Not me! Other people, it's just a precaution some follow.
>>2664814
You heard me! I, am, the, powerhouse! Of the cell! Your a living being right? So you must have cells, therefore, I power you.
>>2664816
If that is correct, then talk without any of those unusual voice recordings. Nothing contrived.
>>2664826
My legs will probably break any branches anyways, this was a foolish endeavor to begin with.
>>2664872
Why do several things wish to be closer to me?
>>2664872
Your rooting has been succesful, keep it up!
>>2664832
I fucked up my typing,that was mean't for>>2664781
>>2664846
What do you think it is?
>>2664861
Holy dick,you on NA? We can settle this shit right now.
>>2664872
It's gonna be SAAAAAASSS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtlEcTqUNCM
>>2664874
The guy who acts like he owns space.
>>2664882
Maybe.
>Jasper
>>2664882
Oi! Just because you replicate and maintain your own DNA from the female chromosomes doesn't mean you get to tell me what to do, motherfucker!
>punches self in the kidney to prove his point
>>2664887
FINAL TWO
REVISE YOUR BETS
>>2664902
Take a wild guess.
>>2664878
At least I kill people for money and not for my own pleasure...
>>2664898
...
Shutting down.
>>2664912
Oh, sorry for the misunderstanding.
>>2664919
I have determined that you and the skeleton are a threat to me. Dir.
>>2664919
I've failed you, Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako
>>2664912
I do make it after all.
>>2664941
I meant die.
>>2664929
I am not good at those.
>>2664934
No no no, that is not what I wanted at all! Reboot!
>>2664919
Sans you can do it!
>>2664941
>Dir
>>2664912
You already have me added cheese puff so yes. I am on Na.
>>2664941
DIR!
>>2664878
Umm... W-Well, as l-long as they were dangerous and w-were going to hurt you... I guess it's alright.
>>2664919
FINAL SLIDE
>>2664954
Booting...
Systems Check: Operational
Battery Levels: Charged
'Hello World!'
>>2664965
>>2664977
DIR!
>>2664919
Dam it I like both!
>SANS SLAUGHTER HER!
>>2664980
oh wow......
>>2664965
>>2664941
>>2664977
>>2664985
>>2664965
>>2664977
I noted me mistake.
>>2664980
Victory unobtainable.
>>2664918
I can't feel pain, that didn't even make me stumble!
>>2664912
Elaborate. Whaddya mean "Maybe"?
>>2664980
Congratulations Sans, you are now a four-time winner of the Express Games!
>sorry about Dir
>>2664937
All fine.
>>2664949
Yeah,yeah.
>>2664969
>Invite me nerd.
>Jasper
>>2665005
As always, thanks for playing tributes.
>>2664982
Now speak to me as originally instructed.
>>2665005
Sirns is dir! Ir nir!
>>2664951
Oh. Probably because you're very physically attractive. Why they want to be closer I mean.
>>2665005
>>2665017
Congratulations, Sans.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2665005
>>2665017
This game at least established I could still be a threat. Thank you for the opportunity. Congratulations.
>>2665005
Congrats...even if you're the one that killed me.
>>2665017
Thanks for the game Mokou
>>2665017
Well. thanks for hosting
>>2665017
Thank you.
>>2664978
Well they did have the intention to kill me and brother.
>>2664932
I only do it if I have to defend myself and my brother.
>>2665017
Congratulations and thank you hosting.
>>2665020
Does not compute.
>>2665017
Thanks for hosting.
Congratulations.
>>2665005
>>2665017
Congratulations, Sans. Thank you for hosting, Mokou.
>>2665007
Well I was mostly joking about most of it (aside from gam taric) but sure, could be fun.
>>2664980
>>2665005
what'd they say about these things...? if people are rootin' for ya... then, it'd probably be rude to disappoint...
i'm gettin' lucky. real' lucky. anomaly type of lucky. heh, not like i'm complain', after all. these winscreens are lookin' good. thanks for hostin' my win, dir.
>>2665017
Thanks for hosting mate.
>Claim if you have something to claim
>>2664997
>I noted me mistake.
>>2665005
Thanks for the host.
>>2665052
Or you could hire me to help you.
>>2665066
>This is how the whole match is gonna be.
>>2665075
I claim all of these.
>>2665078
Ramlethal confirmed for swashbuckling pirate on the high seas.
>>2665027
I do not see the point. It is not like I can reciprocate the emotions.
>>2665078
I was kidnapped by some pirates for some time. They called them selves the Jellyfish or something.
>>2665052
...
Well, I think I can forgive you for something like that too...
>>2665088
Updating right now. What are the terms? Top champs mid champs wah?
>>2664912
No idea
>>2665003
Oh yeah? Let's see how efficient your non-oxidative processes are NOW, smartass!
>holds breath for quite some time
>>2665106
Well, they can't help it. You not human or something?
>>2665088
>Jax URF ptsd.
>>2665088
I am perfectly capable of handling a small problem.
>>2665113
You do not fear me, do you?
>>2665005
>>2665017
Congrats Sans and thanks for hosting. May you both stay fresh
>>2665058
It should not compute, it should come naturally. Speak without all of the artificial responses.
>>2665137
Yes. When I say I could not reciprocate them, I was being literal.
>>2665115
Whatever lanes you wanna fight with. I'm down for anything though.
>>2665122
mook
noun
a stupid or incompetent person.
>>2665142
>It was so goddamn fun.
>>2665149
Oh really?
>Gives poster below a blowjob in exchange for a new game
>>2665170
>Pets
>>2665096
>image
>>2665106
>them selves
>Garnet, I love you. But stop while you're ahead.
>>2665170
What wasn't fun was Fizz like crew the people who played him.
>>2665156
...
Does not compute.
>>2665052
Then get revenge and kill those bastards!
>MAKE IT RAIN RED!
>>2665170
As am I.Maybe I will play with a character that represents my avatar best whether or not it's a good idea.
>>2665149
Of course not, did you forget who have I been living with allt his time?
>>2665184
>Hits with a chicken leg
>>2665190
I'm not touching that champ.
>>2665185
I can not stop making mistakes.
>>2665217
He's literally worse then Irelia.
>>2665170
Certainly.
>>2665202
I did, it was either them or me. Noone really bothers us anymore though.
>>2665210
Your sisters?
>>2665163
That wasn't a sarcastic question, to be clear. I didn't take you for the metaphorical type. It's basically programmed into their brains to want to be closer to people who they find attractive, and you happen to possess many of those qualities. They can attempt to suppress the behaviour it compels them to perform, but the urge tends to show through their actions anyways.
>>2665217
>Pets again
>You like this
>>2665219
>tfw HG is actually making you dumber
I know this feel, Rammy.
>>2665219
So you are human after all.
>>2665246
I'll never understand this meme
