HG Thread.
Welcome, now, to the eighth rendition of the Gielinor Games. I am your host, Armadyl, the god of justice, and on this day I shall take you to the world of Runescape.
I shall have 24, but will consider bumping if needed. Unlike the prior times, the youkai shall be permitted to enter.
Good luck, and may justice ever have a place in your heart.
Rick Grimes
Lord Beerus
Osamu Dazai
>>2639038
Bikko
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Drake
Useless
Plane Waifu
The Black Knight
Sen
Elly
Cappy
>>2639038
Battleship Yamato
>>2639047
>rick is the drakeposter
fucking cancer
Sanae Kochiya
Parsee
Vic Viper
>>2639038
Maria and Harusame
Fate
Ultimate Cancer
Central Officer Bradford
>>2639058
>being this wrong
Machi
Terrible Tornado
Aussie Remover Hitler
>>2639058
He's lapis lazuli you tard.
>>2639070
UIDs said otherwise
>>2639056
Don't shoot down my fucking plane
>>2639073
>wishes good luck
Flavour Town
>>2639077
I will!
With a thousand Feet Pics
>>2639075
>>2639076
so while we're waiting, what's eveybody eating? I got granola bars
Asuka
>>2639084
You'll get dive bombed kid
>>2639072
But she's the best.
>>2639067
>It's a belt and not a dick.
I think I've been hanging out in ERP too much.
>>2639093
>just had some eggs
>>2639102
Perhaps.
>>2639085
>>2639075
>>2639102
kek
>>2639108
I'll feed you my egg
>>2639112
And here we are. Please direct all requests and complaints here.
While we wait, here is some more soothing music than what I typically start us off with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHJqJ0mG9OE
>>2639123
>>2639127
Alright, let's begin
>>2639099
You can't dive bomb me.
Im a motherfucking Yamato kid.
>>2639127
thanks for hosting!!
>>2639135
Well well well, the moron never seems to sleep.
>>2639127
Looks good
>>2639127
Looks good. Let's dance.
>>2639135
I'd request some evidence that you're the person that you claim.
>>2639141
As I suspected.
>>2639149
I always post with an image when making swaps.
>>2639127
Anyone who feels worthy enough to face me - Step forward!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqrCmPga46w
>>2639149
It's me, Maria. I love to suck cocks and kiss boys and take it up the poop chute. That enough proof?
>>2639158
>poop chute
My nigga.
Here we are with a rather boring start.
>>2639158
No.
>>2639156
Your armor is far bulkier than the other Kinshra.
>>2639137
>>2639141
That wasn't even me, actually.
>>2639158
You forgot the cum canal and women.
>>2639156
DOOOOOT!
>>2639168
>>2639176
You're not Lady Suwako
>>2639176
o shit goodbye!
>>2639168
Well, Bikko's off to a very strong start, indeed!
...Meanwhile, Yamcha starts questioning why he fears a certain god so much.
>>2639182
o shit waddup!
>>2639190
It doesn't matter what they are, as long as they're profitable
>>2639191
o shit i didn't expect that!
>>2639093
I can't eat anything hard or crunchy because three of my teeth fell out in the span of two days so I guess I'll just live on croissants for the next few days.
>>2639205
o shit nigga that sucks!
>>2639216
waddup
Hitler, Lord Beerus, Cappy, and Sen should all remember in the future to fear Bikko. Give them your regards.
>>2639190
Damn, there's that broken event again, while our knight ignores the suffering of his kind.
...That poor scythe-wielder, she must be desperate.
>>2639190
I should note that to date, Yamcha has always managed to live far longer than the fellow from his universe.
>>2639195
I never realized a priestess would need so much money, a god or not.
>>2639093
>warm stroopwafels (Google it, you non-Dutch plebs) and toast.
>>2639216
Yep. Hey, at least I have croissants.
>>2639228
Stroopwafel is the bomb desu
>>2639226
This is going to be so much fun
>>2639228
>stroppwafels
>non-Dutch plebs
Just say waffle shaped cardboard
>>2639228
Nederdraad Kankerdraad. :^)
>>2639228
breng koning willy terug
>>2639233
>They sell them in Ireland? Good man.
>>2639237
>Not my problem you don't know/can't get proper ones, bucko.
>>2639226
Be careful, that ferret's-. Nevermind.
Sanae is angling for the long game and garnering faith, while it is discovered that cactus juice is the quenchiest.
>>2639244
They sell some sort of knock off. Probably isn't as good as the Dutch kind but it's good enough.
Give your regards to Osamu Dazai, the poor fellow never stood a chance.
>>2639250
I've finally gathered a bunch of followers, we'll visit the shrine soon enough
>>2639263
F
>>2639265
>>2639250
Sanae, I think you and a few others have some explaining to do. Another grab for power?
...Also, avoid fighting clans with giant robots in them. It doesn't go well.
>>2639269
I'm certain they appreciate that.
>>2639280
I'm just undercover
>>2639280
And here we are with some more peace, just some sparring. Well, and the Knight changing his allegiance from Zamorak to the Godless to that dead fool Bandos.
>>2639291
And I have it on good word that your youkai 'friend' there simply doesn't care either way.
...I sense injustice among you lot. KREE'ARRA! Assemble the flock!
>>2639314
In the end, i serve no-one but justice. Take that as you will, feathered god.
>>2639314
Let's go!
>>2639314
PLANES > SHIPS
>>2639314
Behold the might of my generals!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVLPtyTtllc
>>2639321
None know justice truer than I. Take that as you will, Kinshra.
>>2639348
That was easy
>>2639332
>>2639348
Then perhaps we serve a different form of it in our own planes of existence. Pray ask, what is a Kinshra?
To be honest, I feel sorry for the scythe-wielder. That one was actually an accident caused by an overzealous priest.
May you all return with truer hearts.
>>2639365
The Kinshra, known more oft as the Black Knights, are an organization of Zamorakian followers. In earlier times they held much the same role as the White Knights of Saradomin do now, safeguarding the city of Falador. But after a divide, chaos slowly slipped up its' ranks.
>>2639380
Then apart from the apparel, i hold nothing in common with them. And i'd wish to keep it that way if they somehow have earned your ire.
>>2639348
>>2639380
And now a slide of peace, before a feast. The god-priest is doing some exterminating, while some others get in touch with their more primal sides.
>>2639358
Fuck you nerd
I bet you like anime too
>>2639390
I haven't had this much fun for a while
>>2639391
Yes. Sorta.
>>2639396
...Fuck you Mion
>>2639399
>>2639390
Such a disappointing end to someone so promising.
>>2639394
Do restrain your bloodlust in the future.
I seem to be having extreme difficulties with the entity known as "Captcha".
>haven't fapped in 4 months
How long until my dick falls off?
>>2639413
>>2639388
The armor often speaks much for the person. As shown here, your armor is rather similar, if less bulky.
>>2639413
And peace.
>>2639419
I was rather looking forward to your victory, too. A shame.
>>2639418
o shit
>>2639418
Tomorrow
>>2639428
Our sole fallen. You've my sympathies. Be sure to save the equipment you had on you when you died.
>>2639428
>>2639438
If the other death was disappointing, this one's just plain embarrassing.
Winner next slide, place your bets.
>>2639420
They will prove no challenge to my might, rest assured. A single, a dozen or an entire legion, i will cut them all down if they seek to kill me.
>>2639445
I bet we crush the winner next game!
>>2639418
You absolute madman
>>2639445
Well, without any further ado, here we are. Tactless. Simple. Brutal. Effective.
>>2639448
Thankfully, despite their following of the chaos god, they do rather little, much more content to plot and scheme and occasionally backstab.
And then there's that one silly excuse of one that lingers outside the wizard's tower. One would assume he'd accost passers-by or spy on them, but he simply paces about.
>>2639453
That isn't a valid bet, child.
>>2639470
>That Black Knight is the bane of lvl 3 script willow cutters/fishers.
>>2639461
o shit waddup
>>2639470
Congratulations, adventurer.
>>2639474
Such a shame for the honorless wretches.
>>2639484
And the placements. Perhaps that youkai isn't as pathetic as she thinks she is, eh, Sanae?
>>2639484
Grats Rick, thanks for hosting.
>>2639484
>>2639490
Well, maybe
Thanks for hosting
>>2639484
again, thanks for hosting!!!!
congrats!
>>2639470
>>2639484
Well fought. Will there be another battle where one such as me can seek out worthy foes?
>>2639480
XD
>>2639499
>>2639491
>>2639495
>>2639496
Rather, thank you all for having me. I only wish I could do more for the victor.
>>2639495
Though, at the moment, it seems she's busy crying her eyes off.
>>2639498
That would depend on how patient you are, sir Knight.
>>2639508
What is this meme and why does it disgust me?
>>2639517
its DAT boi
>>2639517
Because it's wigger bullshit
>>2639517
It's the hottest new r*ddit maymay. You are disgusted because it's a shitty forced meme.
>>2639521
"Black Twitter" all over again
>Cue indicative sobbing
>Also thank fuck I can swap back over to Chrome now
>>2639532
>>2639521
o shit waddup
>>2639537
>kissu
>>2639517
That's a meme? Pathetic...
>>2639560
>kissu brick
>>2639547
Please don't touch me, sir.
>>2639560
>Flinches
...What?
>>2639563
>throws sword
Now, if I may make a request here, please lend your voice to this;
http://poal.me/p3jzc7
>>2639571
>Stops mid-air, floats back to ground
>>2639588
>Smacks out of air with scythe
I have the sudden feeling noone likes me.
>>2639593
birds a shit
>>2639608
Now, that's just uncalled-for.
>>2639619
its tru
I have noticed that I left out Defense. This shall be rectified in later editions.
>>2639624
It most certainly is not.
>>2639606
Was aiming for Guts
>>2639637
That's still a bit much, don't you think?
>>2639636
is tuu
Threads are fucking dead.
>>2639643
That's merely your opinion.
...Speaking of which, it's mine that this is incredibly dead at the moment.
Need I host again? I'd rather had my fill, but I think I could manage another.
>>2639642
Not really.
guess who's back?
back again
>>2639653
You threw a SWORD at me, regardless of who it was aimed for.
...Throwing large bladed objects is MY thing, okay?
>>2639655
on the road?
>>2639665
My sword isn't that large, and your scythe is a bladed toothpick compared to Guts'
>>2639652
do it
>>2639683
If it's bigger than a knife and isn't made just for it, it's a bit large for throwing.
...Please don't make me feel any more inadequate than I am now.
>>2639700
why kana sad?
>>2639655
Its us!
Ta-da!
>>2639693
It's bigger than a knife
>>2639706
Huh?
Kana no sad.
>>2639655
Backstreets back Alright!
>>2639712
Not what we meant!
>>2639712
...I'm just going to go somewhere and cry. Again. It's better than that mental image.
>>2639686
...I'm going to confess, the will has since left me.
>>2639715
but this face
this is a sad face
>>2639734
this is why birds are shit
>>2639736
No its not, its a surprised Kana face.
RIDIN WITH MY TOP DOWN
>>2639734
Oddly enough, my craving for fried chicken went up while reading that.
Let's talk about it by this deep fryer
>>2639767
Please don't make the god of justice angry. He's just going to have his followers purge us.
why we so dead
>>2639787
because the game
>>2639787
>kissu
>>2639793
>kissus back
>>2639776
But I could feed Yuyuko-sama for half a day with him!
>prepares batter
>>2639800
You don't just cook gods!
Look who's back.
Glad to find the place I want to go though.
>>2639800
>The batter turns to sand
>The fryer turns in to a rather distressed pig
>>2639806
>Places seal on your face
>>2639807
Welcome back, miss.
>>2639806
Fine... I'll just find something else to feed Atamos... I mean Yuyuko
get wild and lose your mind
take this thing into overtime
What class should I play this Diablo season?