HG thread
How did either of you get this far if you both have to be rescued?
>>2635484
I got one too you protein lacking baboon. And immortality.
>>2635486
Isn't it obvious? They cheated!
>>2635483
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT SPOILED THAT? I WILL CURSE YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY
>>2635462
>Byakko tackles Subaru
>>2635473
Be true to your feelings, sweet...
Name!
>>2635478
Even if you best Byakko, I have a plethora of demons I can summon!
>>2635481
She definitely does't live in San Francisco.
You'll know her when you meet her.
>>2635487
Change your main.
>>2635486
I am kinda hungry now that you mention it.
>>2635486
>>2635511
However they did it, it is getting to be annoying now.
>>2635469
Well thank gosh I'm not one! That would be terrible. You're not a cannibal, right?
>tfw matsuda swooped in and stole my friend
damn it
Is he back for real?
>>2635517
>distant screams are heard
>you died
>>2635452
Depends on what you mean by reading.
>>2635469
But if he were to get the upper hand, I don't doubt for a second that you'd be there to save me, yet again.
>>2635487
We have too much Asuka so I'd say change to someone else, Nino a cutie desu
>>2635487
>Completely up to you. I've got no opinion on the matter, really.
>>2635542
I fucking hope not. It has been comfy as fuck with him gone.
>>2635484
Of course I hate fire, I'd burn up in it
So it's just a nickname from your subjects I see, well "Papa" Nito, this was interesting.
>>2635526
Can't you quickly kill them off with ease? I thought that was one of your many powers.
>>2635542
totes. didn't you hear that everybody forgave him. after all he did do literally nothing wrong.
also you're invited to sanc 2.0 come on down if you're rp is good enough
>wake up to the sound of two cats right outside my front door screaming at each other
>one of them sounds like it's saying 'DAAAADDY'
This is your fault, right HG?
>>2635541
Go for it nigg. Talking to people is always good. It doesn't have ot be just me y'know what I'm sayin?
>>2635372
I've learned how to do conversations fairly well over the years, but they don't engage me mentally. They feel so hollow, and they're never about anything I want to actually discuss. I realize that's selfish, but it seems like everyone gets to have those sort of talks except me. That's why I've ended up in niche communities online so much, at least I can find one other crazy person who devotes over 8 hours a day to studying the field of interest.
>>2635555
>It has been comfy as fuck
Nigger we both know that's a fucking lie.
Ultimate nissan
>for the win
>People actually thought Hoshi would leave for good
Remember, we are here forever.
>>2635544
What?
Don't tell me he licked you to death.
>Takes the 20 back
>>2635548
I think I'd be the better Asuka anyways.
>>2635541
Matsuda doesn't steal friends because he doesn't want none
>>2635526
So it seems like turning into yarn does not kill you. Shame.
>>2635562
If I could I would have done it by now. But I am just a host.
>>2635520
G-GEH! LEAVE MY CATACOMBS AT ONCE.
>>2635508
Yea, but its like, half of one! Gwyn cut that thing in....3 pieces? So technically mines better than yours by default!...except the immortality thing, you got me there.
>>2635542
>Sure hope so, I wanna win one of that nigs games
>>2635555
>It has been comfy as fuck with him gone.
Please shut up.
>>2635473
Rememeber what the girl said about me? She said something about my race in the Year 2021. Which makes no sense, since I know i'm in the Year 1790
>>2635517
Bring it!
>>2635526
>tfw watching guilty gear for El
>tfw I notice several voices from other sources
>tfw each said character's appearance matches with the appearance of the voice actors previous characters
It's kinda cool actually, getting attatched
>>2635526
I've been looking at the stars a lot recently, huh?
>>2635547
Getting to know me better?
>>2635591
Watch it, you shit!
>>2635598
I don't wanna hurt you.
>>2635596
Hey i got this for you.
>>2635517
I hate dumb mysterious descriptions like that... I'm going back to bed, cya later maybe.
I always knew you'd come back to lead us to the promised land Hoshi
>>2635597
>hoshi leaves
>massive shitstorm over sanc
>hoshi comes back
>massive shitstorm over asuka impostors
he brings them with him, I swear
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I really should be flattered by all these mimics.
>>2635603
I guess I can't argue with that.
>>2635584
Thats not the r390
>>2635586
It happens sometimes. Getting licked can be fatal.
>>2635591
I believe in you host. You just have to wake your powers up and crush everyone here.
>>2635566
You caught me, anon.
>>2635620
>>2635623
clockwork
>>2635617
Her names Shinoa.
>>2635539
I don't think so, no.
Wait, it may sound gross but does it count if I swallowed by accident a dead lip skin flake once by accident?
>>2635547
Of course! We're partners so I'll always have your back, and you'll have mine.
>>2635591
Go Midori-chan!
>>2635611
Yeah because all the drama and shitpost stopped right after he left right? You delusionl sack of shit.
>>2635585
>implying anybody thought that
It was a pleasant dream while it lasted, guess we'll be back to daily shitfits within a week or so.
>>2635497
Maybe.
>>2635500
I think my time with Asuka is about finished. Love her to death, but enough is enough.
>>2635507
But I'm already out.
>>2635519
Sounds good.
>>2635592
Yes well, I think I will live. Clearly he left you with more for your people. The only ones I have to watch over is my daughter.
>>2635616
>Much appreciated fampai
DON'T SWITCH THE BLADE ON THE GUY IN SHADES
OH NO
>>2635611
You have got to be joking, my man.
Asuka? More like FAGSUKA
>>2635517
Exactly. You don't even know who I am.
>>2635598
I think...1998, using the human calendar...? But it's more than that.
>>2635591
>>2635629
This is the most I can do.
>>2635601
>Great. I know Ram is also voice by Junko and new Chie in the English version.
>>2635647
>I think my time with Asuka is about finished.
Good call.
>>2635644
A lot of it did end. All of the "muh standards" shitposting calmed down.
SPOOKY HOURS ARE SHIT
>>2635586
We have like 3 right now? But eh he can do whatever. I just like his blonde more
>>2635627
Oh you just mad cause the 370z looks better in that pic
I want to violently rape Nito
>>2635637
Aha! No, I don't think so. Did you taste good though?
>>2635625
Hell, you guys leave me behind so much I'm surprised you even remembered that bet stuff.
>>2635670
This Kirby guy sure has a nice house.
>>2635673
Now I'm going to fag Asuka as well just to spite your sorry ass.
>>2635670
This is the worst kind of suffering. They just won't die for some reason.
>>2635677
f-fuck
>>2635647
Just don't start any bullshit or huge-ass behind-the-scenes projects again, and I won't shitpost you.
>>2635615
Like you can hurt me! I can take anything you throw at me!
>>2635668
You're from 1998? Gosh, i'm older than you by a large mile.
>>2635629
You'll be fine.
>>2635668
A maiden in distress!
>>2635681
I'm the best Asuka
I think my time as Minako is done.
>>2635521
>offers cricket
>>2635620
>>2635619
I fail to see the point of trying not to start anything when people make it really really hard for me to do so. Seeing Asuka being used annoyed me. I see it's not worth acting on and I'm just going to change mains or wait until she's not being used again.
Also, I don't see the point of being a "good girl" cause people are going to blame me for things anyway.
I'm just here to host.
>>2635697
No you won't.
>>2635675
Plus we actually make the occasional new person feel welcome instead of brutally hazing them. I'm still amazed Garnet still hangs out with us.
Welp, time to pick the shitposting banner back up and do what I was put on this Earth to do.
>>2635706
There you are, nigger. Take this.
>>2635702
That's like telling a fish not to swim.
>>2635651
Oh, that weird cat dragon thing. Priscilla, right? ....She has a nice skeletal structure..
>>2635677
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT SPOOKY HOURS!?
>>2635689
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2635702
>>2635647
This.
We're hanging on by a thread, more drama like what's been pulled will kill us off completely.
>tfw you need to leave the room because of the smell of your own farts
>I think my time as Bolin is done.
>>2635712
I doubt you have a say in that. So sit the fuck down and let someone more capable than you do the work.
>>2635706
Fuck off
>>2635719
Consider that saved.
>>2635707
What the hell are you doing?
>>2635725
Yes I suppose, she is the only one of her kind.
>>2635703
That was just the last year I remember. I've been around for a few centuries, at the very least.
>>2635705
...Just go away.
>>2635637
Of course, that's what partners do after all.
>>2635692
When did we do that?
>>2635687
Nah pham the r390 is the be all end all of nissan god machines with the r34 in a close second
The 370z wishes it could be up there
>>2635673
Have fun.
>>2635702
>>2635727
Whatever. Just leave me alone.
I'm going to host, not care, reply to slides, my buddies, and avatars who I think are worth my time.
>>2635733
>Imitation is the greatest form of flattery you say?
>>2635737
Show me where "Off" is and I will.
>>2635703
>Flicks forehead
>>2635750
>Makes a pouty face
>>2635744
Of course, no one expects you to make a weekly expedition into the Hawaiian jungles to feed your pet lizard. Some species are notoriously difficult to care for, but others are quite hardy and versatile. The majority of commonly kept lizards are insectivores and can be kept alive on an easy diet of crickets with a few supplements. Knowing what species your lizard is is a vital first step for ensuring its proper nutrition.
Hey, what species are you?
>>2635675
And we were left with shitting on eachotehr's throat like usual. You know, shitposting about ERP and people like Aussa, Parsee, Soviet, Junko, Yukine and any other you fags like to target. This place was never "comfy" you blind retard, we're terrible with or without Hoshi.
>>2635709
Leave and don't come back.
>>2635670
>>2635699
You do not have to watch these idiots goof around like I did. The winner is up next.
>>2635709
>People are upset at what I've done and don't completely forgive me, so I don't see the point of restraining myself from doing new things they won't like
Please look at the bigger picture.
>>2635725
YOU HEARD ME, SKELETOR.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
>>2635735
It's not a matter of capability, it's a matter of nature. I am Asuka. You're a paperdoll painted in my image.
>>2635755
>I'm going to host
Put up or shut up, fatass. Sure is a long queue of hosts just waiting to fire up a game instead of bitching... OH WAIT.
>>2635767
kys KK
>>2635755
Cool, back to playing vidya. And welcome back, hope you enjoy yourself.
>>2635770
Ah, well in that case I'll be a bag of chips on Kyomin. He seems like a decent dude.
>>2635768
>hating a person over the internet this much
It's time to stop.
>HDF
>>2635767
hello Brock
>based asuka has cuckolded three people out of their main avatars now
Holy shit when will the rampage stop?
>>2635750
I never seen ya before... which is saying something.
>>2635761
>grabs hand.
No.
>>2635752
This game. I mean, we could have been in the same team and stuff.
>>2635762
>Smacks the cricket away.
>>2635770
Well, let's see where all these idle activities are taking me, huh?
>>2635791
>be
>I meant bet
>>2635709
>even getting cucked out of your character
LMAO
>>2635800
>4+ Asuka clones
>no rei clones
>>2635801
I have two hands!
>Flicks with the other hand
>>2635781
Keep on talking in your delusion, kid. You're a nothing and a nothing is what you'll stay and as far as I'm concerned there's no painting that contains nothing.
>>2635800
Junkyard's been cucking the gook's ass for over a year now. Shit's hilarious.
>>2635761
>Rolls eyes
>>2635801
We were secluded in our own little island inside a lake of blood, surrounded by mountains, in a world sealed away from the outside world. It only makes sense.
>>2635805
>it jumps into a bush
Maybe you're thirsty instead?
>>2635753
To be quite honest senpai, nissan wishes they could make the valkyrie mclaren Makes, look at a nissan, and look at this gif of a mclaren, pure elegance and balance, pure beauty, no nissan compares.
>I love all nissans for their respected class
>I like the 370z's shape more
>10/10 would take 1000 hp DC 370z over regular skyline
You know senpai
>>2635770
Woo.
>>2635791
Congratulations.
>>2635691
It didn't taste like anything, to be honest. Probably because the flake was so small.
>>2635752
And if we're both in trouble Midori-chan would definitely come save us! ...Right?
>>2635805
I don't remember planning anything of the sort. It was fate that brought us together after all.
>>2635812
>Kek, clever.
>>2635633
>If I didn't pass out looking at the screen I'd have missed this.
Sophistopocalypse>>>Asukageddon
>>2635785
>Muh KK/LF/Junko boogeyman
>>2635823
Senpai why the fuck...did that get added fucking Nigger phone
>>2635827
>it's an araragi wins episode
>>2635747
So uh....can I, y'know, when she passes away....
>>2635777
SPOOKY HOURS ARENT SHIT, YOU'RE SHIT, HUMAN.
>>2635755
Hm, I'm always willing to give second chances. No point in staying angry at people over the internet. Welcome back.
>>2635827
wow that took forever
congrats, thanks for hosting!
>>2635836
YOU CALLED?
>>2635822
I'm not anything. Didn't we talk about this lizard stuff, huh?
>>2635827
What a load of shit. I didn't wanna wait for this crappy ending.
>Thanks for hosting.
>>2635833
I think there was definitely some planning there.
>>2635827
Seems he is a dangerous individual after all, I'll have to keep an eye on him.
Thank you for hosting this event.
>>2635832
I wouldn't count on it, but either way I'd hope it doesn't have to come to that.
>>2635827
Dios mio that took forever, thanks for hosting and all that
>>2635827
Araragi wins.
>>2635827
That wasn't exactly what I was expecting...
Congratulations Araragi!
>>2635859
You may offer it some crickets, but odds are your new guest will be most interested in getting warm. Use this time to do some research and identify the species and its individual needs.
I see. Come here, I will keep you warm.
>>2635836
Christ. The phistos are the epitome of forced memes
>>2635867
The placements
>>2635785
>Make a well thought out argument and present it in a decent manner
>Sh-shutup [instert oldfag name here]
>>2635823
Yeah the P1 is great pham and McLaren is legendary. Buut i like the porsche 918 more
Might as well get a GTR pham
>>2635832
I see, maybe we need a bigger sample!
>>2635772
Quite the contrary, just leave me alone. I have nobody to start anything to begin with. I don't need you telling me "good job" or "I'm glad you changed".
>>2635809
What? You want me fighting in more shitstorms fighting for a character I know I won't get back? Change my main and host. Isn't that the right thing to do?
Using Junko to insult and attack me isn't something new. I hope she's proud, I hope you're proud, I hope you enjoy not giving me any ground to stand on.
*unsheaths kanatana*
HELLO IT IS I LITHISTO.
I HEART THERE WERE SOME ASUKERS AROUND THAT NEEDED TO BE REVMOED?
>>2635816
Ah! D-Damn it!
>use other hand to punch you in your gut.
>>2635821
...Damn. Mind telling me this location? I kinda want to visit it.
>>2635827
Good one on ya!
>>2635875
I'll keep you warm alright. My gun can get pretty fucking hot after all.
>>2635847
N-No you. Calcium is shit! Bones are shit! Nobody needs them!
>>2635859
You're right, fate planned for us to be together.
>>2635880
Only Coolphisto and Lithisto are alive, so I say we're fine.
>>2635867
Congratulations, sir.
And thank you for having us, Miss Ramlethal.
>>2635883
Everyone that died due to that...messup. At least we're immediately one after another.
>>2635905
It doesn't exist anymore. In fact, it never has anymore.
>>2635897
You did this to yourself. You alone and not anyone else.
>>2635883
>Any clue?
>>2635907
lewd...
>>2635898
Hehe...
Yes brother... is time.
*unsehates Kananatanana*
Asukers close we defeat them liek aylmao.... for papa.
>>2635918
Sounds like Shion.
Nope.
>>2635897
Fill your toilet with bleach.
Dunk your head in it.
Choke on it until you drown.
Bam- games saved forever.
>>2635709
>Hosting a shit show
>thinking this shit is any good
>cucked as fuck
Kek
>>2635883
Congrats, thanks for hosting
>>2635867
>>2635883
Congratulations, Araragi.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2635863
Really? I don't know. She can be a little cold sometimes but deep down I think she really likes hanging out with us.
>>2635893
How big are we talking about here?
>>2635709
hey watch the benis
>>2635883
Thank you for hosting!
>>2635847
No, but maybe if you pay me I can make another one for you.
>>2635914
No, not any of that mumbo jumbo, I'm talking between you and that shit Luluco!
>>2635924
What's lewd about a bullet in the chest, huh?
>>2635917
>>2635919
It is embarrassing. I managed to skip past the first day. Someone used Crash and you all died. Sorry for the confusion.
>>2635917
It never existed? It just can't... not exist.
>>2635935
Confidential level samples. Samples big enough that no measly high schooler would be able to get their hands on
Hoshi check your email
>>2635930
I'm not Shion.
Yes. You need to take responsibility and move on.
>>2635961
>pats
it's ok we still love you
>>2635957
Bullet?
Here, take this blanket. I have to go.
>>2635961
>Oh.
>And here I was thinking my last tribute was powered by the lost souls of my missing entries.
>>2635949
That would be illegal Seathe.
You still remember what happen to Gwyn when you made Priscilla right?
Hoshi check your e-mail
>>2635961
Thank you for giving us a game, even if those three didn't want to die.
>>2635935
You think so? Do you not feel even a spark of jealousy from her advances?
>>2635957
I can assure you that we did not plan that.
Do I look like a liar?
>>2635961
...Oh.
>>2635965
Exactly. The land, the people, the entire history of the world was changed around me, and I was just...forgotten.
Check your email.
check your fucking mail
>>2635897
If you don't want shitstorms why are you posting as yourself? Just assume a new identity, pretend to be a newfag and whatnot.
I think its because deep down you know you'll never change.
>>2635975
That's what guns shoot, don't you know?
Keep your blanket and scram.
>>2635996
I dunno, you're pretty mysterious.
>>2635897
Wanna erp?
check your email hoshi
>Blake
Check your email?
>Checks email
Oh what the fuck
>>2635988
We tend not to speak of that human...I must ask how you know this.
hoshi open up your email it's from me
>Blake
>>2636019
Check your email.
>tfw you hack into Hoshi's email and leave a message
check your mail hoshi
>>2635856
>>2635859
>>2635863
>>2635864
>>2635917
>>2635933
>>2635935
>>2635937
>>2635993
Thank you for spectating or fighting. I am surprised you enjoyed it even with the length and my mistakes.
>>2635977
>>2635998
Oh indeed. My apologies once more.
>>2635974
I do not deserve this.
>>2635897
git gud
I'm going to end this.
These 14 words will send us to Heaven.
SPIRAL STAIRCASE
Hoshi check your email!
>>2635988
>rubs belly
hoshi I'm inside your email, I have become one with that part of you
>Blake
>>2635967
That doesn't sound very legal...
>>2635996
W-Well, yeah...but she's still my friend. Besides, we're all Space Patrol! We shouldn't let things like love get in the way of our duties, right?
>>2636041
BLUE BEE-Shit, I mean, RHINOSAURS BEETLE
>>2635949
Ergh...disturbing thought...nevermind.
>>2635909
THATS WHY, YOU'RE A ROBOT. GUESS WHAT, OIL IS SHIT.
>>2636037
I enjoy any chance I get for a spot in the lime light. I just have to wait a bit longer before I can properly bask in it.
>>2636022
Grand Archives has everything Seathe.
I thought your Grand Archives is comparable to the Grand Archives here...
>>2636043
>kicks you back
Back off pervert!
>>2636052
same same same senpai
>>2636010
>Drags you back to ERP
Oh you're gonna get ERPed alright.
>>2635998
...That's just horrible.
HOSHI OPEN YOUR EMAIL
'
HOSHI OPEN YOUR EMAIL
'HOSHI OPEN YOUR EMAIL '
Who wants to ERP and fuck my slutty mouth?
hoshi open your email
it's something special ;)
>10inchcowboy
>>2636010
What's an ERP?
>This current display of hypocrisy
>>2636075
You don't know the half of it....
>>2636009
Do you don't believe me?
>>2636055
You're right, there's much more important things at stake.
Speaking of, have you seen any erratic behavior? Anything that would spark your curiosity?
>>2636098
You wanna find out?
>>2636093
>eye ontop of the hair
>>2636055
Don't worry, I was just joking! I-it's not like I'm actually curious or anything.
>>2636093
>sticks cock in mouth
>>2636093
yes
>>2636108
I find it hard to believe.
>>2636106
Such is the life of Hungary Activities
>it's a shitstorm episode
Don't fucking talk to me or my Hoshi ever again.
>Blake
>>2636107
It's kinda sad being forgetten and all, but I can't really relate to that...
>>2636093
Hey, keep it PG-13!
>>2636108
Hmmm...I don't think so! Except for those two girls being unnecessarily lewd.
>>2636123
You totally are! Don't worry though, I won't tell anyone about your cannibalistic tendencies.
>>2636138
Yup. Just sit out the ride and watch people sperg over irrelevant shit as per usual.
I make, eh, bento box. For you.
>>2636138
I WANT TO GET OFF THE SHITSTORM RIDE
>>2636159
I would marry that bitch.
>>2636159
That's a big box.
First something.
>>2636134
Believe what you will. I think it's time I headed back to HQ for the night.
>>2636148
Do you think you could handle this case on your own? I think it's time I headed back.
>>2636159
Thanks, big guy.
>>2636159
My dick is sending question marks to my brain.
>>2636141
At least my mistress seemed to recognize me, even if noone else does, and even if she was angry. And some of the people from the new version have been...very helpful.
...I'd rather not keep thinking about it.
Is Araragi still here?
>>2636115
Um, I don't know.
Probably I could encounter with Seija.
>>2636118
Food?
>>2636148
I'm not a cannibal! This is all just a misunderstanding.
>>2636138
>It's a 'This guy I don't like is here so I'm gonna go full fucking retard' episode that plays across multiple channels
>>2636159
I almost had a girlfriend who'd actually do this for me. I let her slip through my fingers and move across country.
>>2636177
Kotori Itsuka
>>2636184
Yes. Food. It tastes bad at first, but if you do it right, really yummy stuff comes out.
>tfw you thought you were the epitome of cringe and then you found out tulpafags existed
>>2636177
Wild Pussy
>>2636177
Vargas
>>2636190
t. Tulpafag.
>>2636177
SAVE THE WORLD
>>2636178
Oh? I'll follow you.
>>2636177
Elly
>I really doubt this, considering he lost all the crap on his computer.
>>2636177
Shinmyoumaru Sukuna?
>>2636177
Fay D. Flowright
>>2636177
Subaru Natsuki
