Hard Guys
HG thread
>>2384403
Yee
I was going to host, but since I can't be fucked to make my own thread I guess not.
>>2384374
Thank you for hosting.
>>2384393
How so?
>>2384403
Yee
i smell
a flower
multiple flowers
a ramona
and it's not me this time
>screeches
>>2384425
Shut up
>>2384400
Okay... if you insist...
>>2384407
Like I said, she's got a NASTY trigger finger! Almost took me out a few times!
>>2384416
You'll get to host another day, Jabroni host.
>>2384416
do it here
>>2384391
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO! Pls let me in your cool kids club.
>>2384399
Do I eat ass? Yes.
I am well rested and ready to suck some cock!
>KK
>>2384427
>Screeches
>>2384435
BRING BACK JOJI VLOGS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
what's the mini mascot link
>>2384438
You human.
>>2384427
>Puts on cute anime girl wig
WILL YOU TALK TO ME NOW SENPAI
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1574.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FXe9HSG.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1574.jpg")
>>2384429
Like I said, who?
>>2384438
>boils
>>2384435
>>2384446
私はあなたの白人男性の言語を理解していません
>>2384445
there's no humans around here
>>2384418
Well, for starters, I'd never met her before, she recognized me, and called my name out on sight, and was utterly convinced we'd played some human sport called "soccer" last summer.
>>2384441
https://userstyles.org/styles/85301/minmascot-for-4chan
>>2384428
Hmmm, maaaybe I'll do something EVEN BETTER than that! I'll keep that a secret though, HA!
>>2384448
I said! Her name's Mononononononononono! She wears a cute hat and stands around a lot! Some prince thing? Fire? Ring a bell?
>>2384455
Then this makes my job much easier.
>shoots
>>2384457
Soccer...I've heard of it. Very old, pre-War game.
>>2384462
you have pretty shit aim
>>2384455
>shines with penlight down a cliff
>>2384461
Never heard of this Mononon.
>>2384461
Alright...
>>2384468
I just have a hard time shooting people, not non-people. like you. and zombies... seriously fuck zombies.
>>2384440
Joji? Jojis a fucking faggot, why would you ever want to watch something he produced?
>>2384453
Can you stop being such a filthy weeaboo for one moment?
>>2384435
Oh look, another tumour in this cancer hole.
Name an avafag of your choice and choose his best and worst avatar.
NGW
>>2384486
Genos, Genos as the best, and that white haired fag as the worst.
>>2384486
Your mom and your dad.
>>2384475
Well HEY! Nothing I can do about THAT!
Guess you got some people to meet, huh?
>>2384478
So what do you say? Was that a fun thing to do?
NEW GAME WHEN
>>2384490
>Dies
>>2384490
>kissu
>>2384486
Harley is the best, Sol is absolute shit.
>>2384462
She's right, though, partially. Not all of us are human.
>>2384467
I'd never heard of it, it's probably from the outside world.
>She sighs
She also knew the description of Kurumi and my mistress, and was...very, very upset that I didn't remember her.
>>2384472
>smacks light out of your hand
>smacks you
>>2384479
well im half human right now but you still have pretty shit aim
or are you just that gay you can't aim straight
>>2384499
Y-yeah! It was... fun...
>>2384503
5 minutes if no one else steps up
>>2384490
Wow thats pretty spooky, don't do it again.
>>2384507
The fuck did you just call me?
>>2384499
You don't have a picture of her or anything like that?
>>2384484
Look who's talking cancerboy, take off that hat and let me see that pearly white shine.
SOME-
kill me please.
>>2384486
Matoi is Matoi, Strike Witch is a Strike Witch
>>2384530
BODY
>>2384518
HAHA, GREAT! Glad I could make you happy on this special day!
>>2384528
NOPE!
>>2384531
Me first.
>>2384515
Yes yes I get it, I've met mutants before.
>>2384516
No, I just don't like shooting, that's all.
>>2384535
ONCE
>>2384540
then why do it?
>>2384542
TO KNOW
>>2384536
So, do you want me to do anything for you since it's your birthday...?
>>2384529
Make me fucc boi
>>2384544
You look a mutant, I hate mutants, not my type, too bitey and well... harmful.
>>2384511
>Harley
Nigger have you seen Ghidorah?
>>2384536
Oh. Well I'll be back for your yogurt gun holster later, qt.
>>2384503
Soon.
>>2384540
"Mutant" implies we were ever related by species.
>>2384554
You already did, haha!
That was some good cake, and hanging out with you is ALWAYS fun!
>>2384561
Yogurt what? Huh?
>>2384556
Now you're just asking to get your ass beat, boy. Does daddy need to get the belt?
>>2384570
fine, Anomaly, freaking particle dicks.
>>2384575
Daddy already has the belt, bring a chair because somebody is hanging himself tonight.
>>2384571
Then I'm glad I could make your birthday even more special!
>>2384557
Don't do things that bother things that don't bother you, you'll stay alive longer that way.
I'm not a mutant but I can sure end you like one.
Okay, Darksydephil
>BUUUURP
here again. For Episode 2! Yeah, cause last time we had some game-breaking bugs. One of which being you can't EVEN CONTROL YOUR FUCKING CHARACTER! I was pressing all the buttons, nothing worked and then I ended up dying half-way through!
So let's see if it's gonna be good to me or if this game is always gonna be a buggy piece of shit...
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1404.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KQPzwIQ.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1404.jpg")
>>2384571
Your cock pocket.
>>2384596
>Rapes the blonde
>>2384588
yeah... you sound like that old bastard I met once...
except to be truthful he had a much hairer ears.
>>2384589
Beautiful
>>2384587
OH! When's yours, huh? I wanna do something for you too!
>>2384596
Huh? What sort of nonsense you talking about now? I don't have none of those things, or plans to make 'em!
>>2384581
Well, I am a walking time paradox, but that's not related to what I am.
...Admittedly, less than sure what form of youkai I am. Demon, probably.
>>2384589
Have "Fun" human~
>>2384600
Did you try to kill him too?
>>2384586
Oh shit, let me join you.
>Pulls out two belts
Who's kicking the stool first?
>>2384589
Come back for round two, sugar tits?
>>2384589
Why is this a thing, and how did I miss its conception?
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2775.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WVZOXKj.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2775.jpg")
>>2384599
>Ignores because Perrine is garbage
>>2384605
Your pink sink.
>>2384618
>Trying to corrupt something pure
You stop that!
>>2384605
Not until October... my last one I just celebrated alone...
is just sit and watch time go
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