/sug/ - Steven Universe General ""Good Improvemen
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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
""Good Improvements"" Edition
>Previous thread: >>2320704
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4 [Embed]
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Better thread.
Here we go.
speaking of which
Firf for kiki
>>2324420
Why do they even watch the show?
>>2324420
>When watermelon anon vents
>>2324420
She's not fat, fat hangs off the body like Steven's gut
>>2324417
Ha! Didn't see that coming.
>>2324417
>Sapphire taunting Pearl with the image of Rose
So it's only bad when Amethyst taunts people like that?
>>2328690
>Taunting
Rethink that word again.
>>2328751
>tormenting
there we go.
mmmmmmmm
fuck everything
>>2330378
I love you anon
>>2324457
>Ruby boobies
made me smile
Also makes me want to stare Peridot down and say "I'm gonna pop that Peri Cherry"...
>>2329757
>>2328690
>>2324417
>>2324360
remember who the best pearl is.
Good morning, /sug/! How's everyone doing?
>>2330757
awful
>>2330757
pretty good
>>2330801
Is the hiatus getting to you, anon?
>>2330837
no, life is
>>2330757
Nothing to do; can't afford a gaming-friendly PC, and my laptop sucks. NEET, broke, stuck at home playing surrogate parent to a 4 year old kid no one likes...
Nothing to look forward to; this is gonna go on for a long time. Nothing will change, nothing will improve, I'm going to continue being stuck here
Nothing to live for; dreams fading too quickly; lost my childhood, my adolescence, and now I'm an adult with little life experience trying to do something with my life, even though I can't, because I'm fucking stuck in life and none of it's my fault besides losing my own motivation to move past it all...
I'm pretty so-so, I guess...
>>2330844
What's wrong anon?
>>2330864
I'm feeling too shitty to blogpost and I highly doubt anybody here would actually care
Let's just say everything and leave it at that. Everything is wrong
>>2330844
life is just one big hiatus for death
>>2330877
:(
have some sexy gems
>>2330912
>>2330880
deep
>>2330954
balls
>>2330980
penis
>>2331006
>>2330980
and tits
>>2331033
oh my
>everyone says smol Amy is stupid because she was never that smol
>Doesn't mean she can't get smol for you, does it?
>>2331093
shapeshifting truly is a magical thing
>>2331122
Amethyst is also the only gem you could do nearly anything with.
Just about every single fetish you have... No matter how gross, or violent, as long as she's able to have fun with it, she's down.
Honestly, anyone who says they wouldn't fuck Amethyst is lying.
Too fat? Tell her to transform. Who the fuck are you kidding? Lol
>>2331217
I'd totally fuck her in her regular form to be honest. I find her way more attractive than any other gem.
>>2331217
Why you should fuck Sardonyx
>Big (if you like that sort of thing)
>Incredible dexterity
>All you'd have to do is ask her to make you cum and she'd probably find a new, mind-blowing way to make you cum every time.
Reasons to not fuck Sardonyx
>cocky as fuck
>she will laugh and gloat every time you cum and it will get on your nerves.
>she will go over the top even though you may just want a quickie
>she'd probably try to get some sort of audience... Might be a plus, if you're into that.
>>2331254
Why you should fuck Pearl
>Thin
>Flexible af
>Very 'ladylike'
>Prides herself on her dexterity
>Will make sure every orgasm is amazing for you. If it's not, it's probably your fault.
>Will relent and let you do whatever you want if you take the dominant position
>Can create pornos with her mind. The ones involving Rose Quartz are always the best
Reasons to not fuck Pearl
>No matter how many times it happens, your cum will always shock and disgust her to some degree. She may hold it back, but she's always insanely grossed out by it
>She's insanely conservative about sex (dislikes oral, anal, and vaginal penetration, etc)
>Kinda bony
>Beesting tits
>Can't transform
>Won't stop talking
>>2331349
Why you should fuck Garnet
>Thicc
>Dat juicy ayuss
>Can transform
>Could create 10 limbs and do a separate, individual task with each one.
>Gem 3-some starter pack (can split into 2 separate gems)
>Is great at fisting
>Barely even tries, and still makes you nut every time
>Practically always knows what you're in the mood for
>If she kisses you on the forehead, you can fuck her a million and one times in the course of seconds...
Reasons not to fuck Garnet
>Can't really dom her
>She is one creepy smile away from 'completely emotionless'
>Will usually look bored when you're fucking her
>Doesn't like to split her body up
>Not very dtf
>Seriously, gem fusion is like constant, ongoing, passionate lovemaking for gems. They don't NEED more sex, but they could have it if they want...
>She will probably just punch you in the balls, and you will cum all over yourself, and she will walk away, leaving you there to cry and feel embarrassed, but deep down inside, you'll love it.
Is Jasper based off of Slutty Boxer?
>>2331349
>Can't transform
But she can though, when Steven asked she said of course just before Amethyst WOMP WOMP'd in front of her.
>>2331483
i dont know but I want to lewdly fight jasper.
I wish I could draw her taking a dickbeating or delivering one.
>>2331502
Well then she refuses to transform.
>>2331444
Can you think of reason to fuck and not fuck Armstrong?
>>2331444
connie, do connie
>>2331444
Why you should fuck Peridot
>Smol by default
>She's like 4 feet tall and has curves. Dayum, son...
>Cutest gem
>You can fuck with her so much, because she has no idea about anything
>All standard-issue Peridots come equipped with lots of cool, sexy gadgets
>Very easy to dom
>Very willing to dom
>Could possibly transform if you ask her
Reasons to not fuck Peridot
>She don't even know what the fuck she's doing. God damn...
>If you teach her about sex, and she happens to have internet access, she will research until she learns everything about sex, and then won't shut the fuck up about it.
>Will try to do some freaky shit you don't want her to do, because she wants to see what it's like
>Your Peridot is not standard issue, so she doesn't get any sexy gadgets
>Your Peridot is actually a bit of a failure compared to all other Peridots
>At some point, if the chance arises, she will leave you for her oneitis, Yellow Diamond.
>>2331520
I'll do that next.
>>2331520
Why you should fuck Armstrong
>Gives the best handjobs
>Gives the best hugs. Gives full-body a new meaning.
>Massages from Armstrong are like an orgy of fingers on your body
>Fingers like a champ
>Even better at fisting
>Great at parties. Bring your friends, they all get handjobs!
>Even better at fisting~
>Won't ever say no to you
>Probably just wants to be loved, and will accept your cock as love
Reasons to not fuck Armstrong
>Is an ugly fucking abomination
>Won't every say 'yes' to you, or other things you'd like to hear, like 'I love you'
>Can't transform
>Can't penetrate. No orifices.
>Might try to kill you
>Is likely in constant pain and you can't do anything about it but destroy its physical form; and you can't bubble it to keep it from experiencing more misery, so you'll have an ugly fucking beast that wants to die crying and moaning in pain as it jerks you off.
>If that doesn't break your heart to think about... If you really still want to fuck this poor soul... You're more of a monster than Armstrong.
Next...
>>2331566
Connie!
>>2331349
hmm...i got an idea to draw.
>>2331674
flexi pearl giving someone a footjob with incredible dexterity?
>>2331700
no but i give that a shot too.
>>2331566
>>2331566
(there is hardly any good solo Connie porn circulating the web...)
Why you should fuck Connie
>Tiny little Indian girl
>Wears skirts and dresses. That's called "easy access", son. Go get 'er!
>Knows how to handle a sword, if you know what I mean~
>Is an avid reader. That means she probably reads literotica, so she's a fucking freak.
>Is so dtf. Just ask Steven.
>Can fuse with Steven to make Stevonnie, an arguably even more attractive version of the two
>Stevonnie also has a cock, if you like that...
>Could also get Steven to do some weird shit with you, cuz Steven wants to make Connie happy, and if getting buttfucked in front of her makes her happy, then all aboard the anal express.
>Could also get Steven to watch, if you like cuckholding.
Reasons to not fuck Connie
>Her mother is a milf and stares at your dick behind that dead, stoic gaze of hers
>Connie is also 12
>Seriously, that'll get you arrested
>Chris Hansen will jump out of retirement just to beat your ass himself if you get caught
>Is not a gem, so can't do gem things
>Can't take a full-sized man-cock like Peridot. You'll be hurting her if you try.
>She'd probably rather fuck Steven
>Steven IS a gem, and could fuck your shit up if he needed to.
>Steven also has, like, 4 other gems who'd jump you if you fucking hurt Connie
>It's too risky, nigga.
>Nigga
>Nigga, just don't
>Don't, my nigga
>Please
>>2331771
To clarify, Connie is a risk to fuck not for moral reasons, but because it could end up with you dying--either in prison, or at the hand of some cold-ass gem bitches.
You've seen them fuck up Ronaldo because they thought he was gonna hurt Steven, and they were hardly trying... If Steven thinks his boo Connie is in harm's way, all hell will break loose.
What do you think homeworld pearl looked like? Like before she defected or the war.
>>2331660
Hugs can make him better!
>>2331771
i know I'll probably sound creepier than usual but i don't know if I'd want to fug her. is more like a desire to kiss, caress and get touchy in general
>>2331771
Why you should fuck Rose Quartz
>THICCCCCC+
>AND LOOK AT THOSE LIPS, SON
>Would fuck your brains out
>Would cuddle with you forever
>Would have your babies (or rather 'baby')
>Full of love to give
>Willing to learn about what it truly means to love like a human
>Mind gets completely blown by all of the cool things humans can do that she didn't even know about, like what getting an erection looks like. She could watch that shit for days, fascinated by it.
Reasons to not fuck Rose Quartz
>You're 14 years too late, bruv.
>If you did, you'd be on Pearl's eternal shit list
>Somewhere deep inside, Rose's mental schema of "Human" always paired rather nicely with the concept of "puny" and "weak".
>She'll crush your pelvis if you ever let her ride you
>no matter how tall you are, you'll always be a manlet next to her unless she changes her height for a little bit.
>Going bareback might possibly mean losing her forever, with nothing to replace her but a fat fucking cheeseball of a son you'd never in your life try to fuck.
>If you try to get Amethyst to shapeshift into Rose for some nostalgia sex, you will end up crying for 3 days straight, and cause Amethyst to avoid you forever.
>>2331922
Similar risk. Molest her and prepare to get fucked by the gems...
>>2331880
>>2331880
No they can't. Imagine living safe and sound with no arms, no legs, a gored face, and no penis. Every day your body can still feel the pain of their forced amputation, as if they were still there. You spend some days just listing off the things you'll never be able to do now that your body is thoroughly mutilated. No amount of medicine can stifle the pain. No amount of pity can make you feel any more condemned. You constantly wonder if death is the best choice from here on...
And then someone hugs you... How much 'better' do you think you'd feel after that?
>>2331964
>any more condemned
any LESS, I mean...
>>2331964
isn't molestation if she wants it
>>2331964
>and no penis
That's where you're wrong.
He may be a mutilated abomination, but he's got a superb dick!
>>2332250
That wasn't about Armstrong. That's about you personally having no face, no limbs, and no penis.
Would a hug make you feel better if you were truly, truly dying inside?
>>2332017
Reasons to fuck Yellow Diamond
>it's nice to think that you could fuck Yellow Diamond
>She's pretty hot, when you look past that deadly, calculating exterior
>She's the ultimate dom
>There's also Yellow Pearl, Yellow Diamond's Machiavellian lapdog bitch...
Reasons why you cannot fuck Yellow Diamond
>You just can't... Don't even try.
>She will slap you into another universe without even trying.
>She's a cunt, and you're weird for wanting to fuck her
>>2332283
Yes. it means that people still care about you despite how deformed you may be.
>>2332329
Doesn't bring your body back, and if you're still in the emotional shock of "oh god, I have to LIVE like this until I DIE" which lasts a hell of a long time, I'm sure pity doesn't make you feel that much better about the hell only you have to live in.
The fact that someone else can live with the fact that your body is now a physical testament of hell's existence is nothing compared to being okay with having to live it. They won't ever know your pain. Their pity is a farce.
>GEAT won't make /sug/ sim anymore
just kill me now pham tbqh
>>2332365
If I had Sony Vegas and knew how he did the text-to-speech narration, I'd do it. Doesn't even seem that hard...
>>2332298
Reasons to fuck Jasper
>Built FORD TOUGH
>Makes you feel like a puny little bitch, and that feels so right to you
>Spawns the TRUE MURDERCOCK, one that puts greg's to shame. Jasper's cock doesn't take 9 months to kill someone.
>Perfect dom
>Lifts
>Will protect you from anyone who calls you a faggot, and will make you watch as she bathes in their blood
>You can also dress her up in cute outfits that she'll hate, and it'll be cute because she'll pout
>Can marathon fuck without breaking a sweat
Reasons to not fuck Jasper
>She'll headbutt your cock into a wall
>She'll break your pelvis trying riding you too hard
>Murdercock usually results in death
>You're a faggot for wanting to fuck Jasper
>You're also a manlet
>And you can't lift as much as her
>She probably uses you to fulfill a sick pleasure until she finds something more worth her time
>Jasper wants a REAL MAN, and you aren't one.
>Prepare for a lifetime of degradation. If you don't like it, jump ship now.
That's all the 'feminine' characters that matter, and Armstrong, Right?
Ok. Guess there aren't any more to do!
>Lapis Lazuli
Enjoy your piss and enemas, faggot. That good enough?
>>2332422
>Sadie doesn't matter
poor form
>>2332422
What about curry milf?
>>2324417
I hate this comic.
>>2332401
What about Steven?
Peridot likes to take care of her favorite anon
>>2331964
A hug wouldn't make me feel any WORSE
>>2332562
ha ha benis :DDD
/sug/ really is in remission, isn't it?
>>2332612
We're in the long night. The only ones that are left are either the desperate, the lost, or the lanternbearers
>>2332620
Or the Europeans.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING /SUG/
>>2332454
Sadie a shit and you know it.
>>2332539
I'll try to make a list for her
>>2332557
>Steven
It was funny when I was doing Connie, but I'm not gonna do an entire "Why you should fuck Steven" because I can't find any reasons for anyone wanting to fuck Steven. Shota? Plenty of better ones out there. Peedee for example. His hair doubles as food and a phallic sex-toy.
Steven is just... a little shithead...
>>2332641
whaddaya want?
>>2332657
A good morning!
>>2332651
>Steven is just... a little shit head...
>>2332620
My sleep schedule is all over the place. And I'm always asleep when this place is the most active
>>2332641
It's 11AM.
>>2332678
That's morning.
>>2332678
It's not even 6 here on the east coast
>mfw have this image
>mfw notice small tuft of blue hair
>mfw I realize this is Lapis eating Peridot's cunt
I should have seen it sooner.
>>2332667
Steven isn't fuckable. He's a good protagonist for the sake of the plot, but as theoretically real person, he's only worth knowing because he knows the gems, who are the ultimate fuckbuddies.
>>2332723
>Steven isn't fuckable
>>2332732
I'm a straight male who likes feminine penis. Give me Stevonnie or give me someone else.
Now let me continue talking about how Priyanka's muff smells like lukewarm curry.
>>2332745
>straight male
>likes penis
pick one
>>2332745
Steven can shapeshift a feminine penis.
>>2332768
No he can't... He went full-on Akira tumor-baby last time he tried to transform... The best he can do is grow 2-3 inches in overall size. That's not feminine penis.
>>2332754
The only people who don't like penis are lesbians and asexuals. You spend so much time pulling cock I'm surprised no one's given you an award yet.
>>2332790
He can shapeshift, he can't just stay shapeshifted for long, like all other Gems.
>>2332790
>last time
First time, I mean...
>>2332790
Stay in denial about being gay, dude.
>>2332716
I always thought that'd be a little subtler and more clever if rather than having a little bit of Lapis, the middle and pointer fingers on Peridot's left hand were missing.
Where did Scribble go anyways? I haven't seen him around in a while.
Reminder that amy is for hard fuggle and soft huggle
>>2332839
Yeah, I felt the same way about the cause-of-orgasm for the longest time.
Scribble is also dead, RIP Scribble.
>>2332841
Steven will hard fug and soft hug her.
>>2332841
Not for soft fuggle unless you soften the calcified cholesterol buildup inside of her cold gem-heart. Good luck with that.
>>2332662
HURRY UP
>>2332905
Slow down, Peridot!
You'll hurt yourself!
>>2332905
What's this move called
>>2332905
Oh fuck she's charging her special attack.
>>2331674
>try to draw
>spend 2.5 hours looking at ref and sketching pose
>remember I can draw
Spend too much time trying to make the other thing work, i think its cute/lewd idea.
its 3 am.
Here is pearl.
>>2331746
>>2331700
I'll try again later, this is just practice..
i love pearl
My cousin has finally started to watch SU.
>>2333007
Reember I CANT draw*
>>2333015
>tfw talk about steven universe in front of my dad
>tfw he gets curious and checks it out
>tfw he loves it
>tfw he texted me asking when the hiatus was gonna end
>tfw his favorite gem is garnet
>>2332905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUxvSEzIOWU
>>2333015
Greg makes him sad, his favourite girl is Garnet, and he really wants a hamburger now.
>>2333027
I guess autism runs in the family. My dad does actual dad shit, not watch gay kids shoes.
>>2333027
Did you tell him the hiatus will end next June, anon?
>>2333007
>>2333016
Hey, anyone can draw. It just takes practice to get good.
Speaking of which, I tried warming up this morning by doing some Jasper sketches. They're awful; I really need more practice drawing her. The only Gem I can sketch pretty good n fast is Peridot. I've got work tonight, but my sleep schedule is all over the place, so I'll probably be posting more art today.
>>2333050
He's retired you fuckwit, it's not like his schedule is packed
>>2333050
I would hope your dad doesn't watch Kid's Shoes. I hope he doesn't watch anything on a kid. That's the beginning of a bigger problem..
>>2333055
draw Peridot crying faggot
>>2333045
He's already confused the Cheeseburger Backpack for a "hamburger backpack"
Anybody get the rest of this?
>>2333068
Nevermind then, he's dad as fuck.
>>2329757
Still wrong senpai, Pearl was just thirsty for Rose cock.
>>2333074
I'm talking about my cousin who started watching SU today.
>>2333063
Have some bad quick sketches of a crying Peridot. Each one is like 30 seconds to a minute and a half.
>>2333068
He's wondering why Pearl's animation is either on point or completely off, how old Steven is, and if the show has a linear plot or if it's episodic.
>>2333068
Holy shit you goddamn autist. Nobody gives a fuck about a subtle food difference in WHAT EXACTLY KIND OF BURGER THAT BACKPACK IS.
ITS A FUCKING BURGER, HOLY SHIT.
>>2333139
Hey, the cheese makes it completely different.
>>2333139
Watermelon anon, you need to go home and get some rest.
>>2333139
If the hamburger has cheese, it's a cheeseburger. This is especially important since the cheese is also a pocket.
>>2333138
- The show employs a wide range of artists and writers who all have very unique styles. It can lead to problems with character and animation consistency.
- Fourteen
- Episodic
>>2333139
>implying his dad actually cares about the show
>implying his dad isn't just pretending to be interested to try and bond with his son and leave a good memory once he's gone
Did your dad never put up with you blabbing about your uninteresting hobbies when you were a teenager or something?
>>2333172
No, he told me I needed to act more normal and that I'd never be a part of adult society if I didn't watch Football.
>>2333172
I'm not talking about my dad, I'm talking about my fucking cousin.
Where are the reasons to fuck Amethyst?!
>>2333189
Ametits!
>>2333194
>How old is he?
19 or 20.
>Are you sure he isn't just playing along for brownie points?
Very sure, he recommended me a lot of good Anime series so I recommended him SU. His friends also watch it.
>>2333138
He wonders if Steven's shield is "triggered" by singing.
>>2333263
That image must be old.
>>2333265
Pearl wearing lingerie, thigh-highs and panties for adult Steven.
>>2333265
Yellow Pearl with feminine benis..
This literally doesn't exist yet.
>>2333257
Are they doing what I think they're doing?
>>2333327
yup... looks like they are...
>>2333327
Pearl carrying baby Steven? Yes.
>>2332401
>2333189
Reason to fuck Amethyst
>tiny powerhouse
>DEM LIPS
>most comfy of gem
>Induldges in anything you can dish
>any of your fetish is fair game, she may laugh
>Shape shift to anything.
>cuddle size and cuddler
>enjoys casually blow or lick you
>probably ask it for rough, make her feel it in her gem
Reasons to not
>She make suck you for hours,
>probably sleep and fuck you to death
>fucking unstable and get you in trouble
>Get too carried away in kinks.
i tried. good night
Favorite gem nicknames?
Mine is "Chibi chips and quac" for Peridot.
>>2333396
Does Steven have a nickname?
>>2333396
Lappy
>>2333402
retard
>>2333413
Steven is not retarded.
>>2333413
I don't see why you would but popcorn on that.
>>2333422
>>2333413
>>2333402
>>2333437
>>2333441
>>2333452
>>2333441
>>2333452
>>2333413
Stephen is a special child.
I wish Jasper was my stand
>>2333396
Bob
>>2333469
>>2333468
>>2333468
wrong picture; titled the same...
>>2333396
Cutiepie.
>>2333480
What's the difference? A retard's a retard's a retard.
He must have got it from one of his parents.
>>2333396
Cheeto buff, aka the big, buff Cheeto Puff
>>2333494
He is not retarded though, he's a hero, and a Gem-human hybrid.
>>2333518
Steven is a retard that needs 3 different handlers. He had a 4th, but he quit.
>>2333529
You must be talking about some weird and bizarre human AU Steven, because canon Steven is not retarded.
Anyone who can draw a Lapis pic like this?
>>2333554
Original pic.
>>2332562
seriously go fuck yourself
peri wouldn't go near your micropenis
>>2333553
Steven is oficially retarded. It even says so in the Steven Universe novelization. See?
>>2333497
shut up Bob
>>2333265
Blue Pearl cumming inside Amethyst's mouth with her above average size cock and balls please
So I had a dream last night, /sug/... It was an amazing quest to meet the creator of Steven Universe...
>So I was having dinner with MatPat
>And he told me that I had to meet my sucrose goddess, Rebecca Sugar, before the summer was over
>So he decided to take me to his private jet-- a jet that he pilots himself
>We fly to the next city, which is some gigantic metropolis hybrid of Hollywood and New York City
>He takes us just outside the city limits
>Says he never scheduled his flight, so he doesn't have clearance to land or something
>Decides to make a quick nosedive and crash the plane instead, since it seemed faster...
>It's approaching nightfall, the summer's almost over...
>MatPat tells me to run west to a nearby field
>I run, and I run fast
>I really want to meet Rebecca Sugar
>It turns into nightfall. I missed my chance
>The field is pretty beautiful, though... Stars everywhere...
>Out of the corner of my eye, I see her laying in the grass
>Holy fuck, it's Rebecca Sugar!
>I run towards her like she just came home from a tour of duty
>As I get closer, I notice she's incredibly fat...
>Oh... Ok...
>Suddenly don't want to meet Sucrose anymore
>Out of the corner of my eye (again), I see someone else
>What the fuck? Is that really...?
>Gabe fucking Newell?
>He's the size of 10 Jabba the Hutts, an amorphous blob of greed and inflated ego
>I run to him like he just came home from his tour of duty
>I dive straight into one of his long, smooth waves of fat
>I am rewarded in gifts for my display of affection, which I share with my friends later
>Except for the random black guy. He got a 55 gallon drum filled with black computer ink.
In hindsight, the black guy got the most expensive gift... That drum of ink would've had a market value of about $121,440.00 He used the ink to give himself large, cartoonish eyebrows, and then I woke up...
>>2333625
>When you dream, the thoughts in your head get all mixed up into a weird movie. And they're really hard to explain, which is why they're boring to listen to
>boring to listen to
>boring
>>2333621
>average size cock
A little insecure, anon? Either say you want her to have a massive penis or you want her to hvae a dainty and feminine. The middle ground is reserved for people too shy to ask for one or the other or those who sexually identify with cartoon porn on a way-too-personal level.
>>2333265
sugilite giving an assjob
>>2333665
>hard to explain
I found it quite easy.
>Boring
You think I care about whether or not you find it interesting? the act of describing a dream is fun on its own. Take it, print it, and wipe your ass with it for all I care. Find a way to steal my dream and make money off of it. I give 0 shits. I got my keks out already.
>>2333490
>Thin Steven
HERESY!
TUMBLR WANT YOUR BLOOD!
>>2333716
He's been getting thinner in the show.
>>2333744
Saving the world is an intensive workout.
>>2333677
Fine, I want her to have a giant donger, I like them a lot but didn't want to say it okay?
>>2333772
Hijacking someone else's request is very rude anon. I'm sure you can just request that separately.
>>2333772
So you want it to be a donger that Steven could fit on his asshole?
>>2333796
steven doesn't have an asshole
he has a tenga taped between his legs
>>2333803
He eats, he excretes. The question is if he has a penis.
Reminder.
i had a dream i watched a su episode called "Thorns" and Rainbow Quartz was in it
>>2333817
That's great.
>>2333824
What was the episode about?
>>2333829
I don't remember but it was a Rose episode, and rainbow quartz' weapon was an axe
>>2333570
Water Melon anon is in a bad mood today
>>2333846
her awe was something like this
rose's shield is the pink and pearl's spear is the handle
>>2330728
I want her to slide in and out of my frame.
>>2332716
With her hair at that angle? Nah, she's sucking Pericock.
>>2333858
Watermelon anon is always in a bad mood.
>>2333899
That's true. I wonder what their deal really is
>>2333789
Is that a giant used condom?
>>2332848
you've said my name three times and so I appear
wassup
You ever feel so depressed, you're having trouble not just lying on the floor in silence
>>2333913
Nothing, how you doing you nerd?
>>2333927
No, and I'm sure Pearl doesn't either.
>>2333913
Good to hear from you, man.
What logo is that on Sapphire's hoodie in >2333904? The only results for the acronym "CGHS" are preppy Christian schools, arcades, or a relativity model that I'm not even going to try to read.
>>2333933
good. Finally watching Osomatsu.
>>2333964
Is that the one with identical brothers?
>>2333972
yeah
>>2333972
8 japanese john arbuckle
>>2333863
I don't think her weapon would be an axe, but it's an interesting concept
I think it would be a spear, but with the bolster being the shield.
>>2333991
SIX SAME GARFIELDS
>>2333927
/fa/ pearl
that's some rick owens shit
>>2334003
I don't think it makes sense for an offensive weapon (spear) and a defensive weapon (shield) to combine into a purely offensive weapon.
>>2333941
The way this artist draws Peridot reminds me too much of the Osomatsu brothers to be able to enjoy the smut.
>>2333941
That had better be Steven's penis.
>>2334041
An anon complaining about a watermelon with a skirt fights.
>>2334060
I can't bring myself to enjoy smut of the dooreet.
I have a sense of morality when it comes to that
not for sexual
>>2334080
Good for you.
What if Peridot wanted to make Steven a daddy?
>>2334094
I am doing a good thing.
This is a good decision.
>>2334057
yes it can
>>2334102
She would set him up with Connie.
>>2334126
No, I mean what if Peridot wanted to make Steven a daddy with her child?
>>2334057
Yeah, I think it'd probably be something more like this. Unless the spear had a handle, then the shield would be closer to the handle.
>>2334148
>>2334148
I mean, I could see this being used in battles.
Like, if you were strong enough you could use it to push enemy soldiers back probably.
http://i.imgur.com/glZIYg1.png
>>2334222
MOds
>>2334222
Her eyes unnerve me. Must be the colour.
>>2334222
DELETE THIS
>>2334234
Or because she's looking directly at the camera/Steven.
Why can I only draw Pearl? Any other character and it looks like shit. I wanna have some range.
End rant. Taking requests.
Is Steven a huge slut because Greg and Rose were sluts?
>>2334271
Pearl holding Steven's hand.
>>2331602
Goodmorning sug
Slow day, huh?
>>2334278
So is that Pearl's dick or a dildo?
>>2334278
>Zone
Into the trash it... Oh wait
>>2334271
Anyone except Pearl.
You can only improve if leave your comfort zone behind.
>>2334293
I think that's a dildo
>>2334278
Reminds me of this.
>>2334294
What's wrong with Zone?
