/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Lapis Gives No Fucks Edition
>OP paste
http://pastebin.com/TtGnE5tB
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!QUkChbyA!OCgQC7VEkN6wMmP2lrme-yQHTc1spWxxBWCb_tHI0mg
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
https://youtu.be/nqniSO8kxFo
https://youtu.be/teWw7UQ-0F4
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
We may as well just leave this thread to sit for a while until the old thread's done with.
>>221800
>>221800
Might as well get ahead while I can
Writefag here. Make requests, if it tickles my fancy Ill give it a shot
I could go for some AU stories where the Homeworld Gems are in place of the Crystal Gems.
For the Perifags requester, I'm sorry for messing it up.
I added little fangs to another Peridot a drew ages ago, I hope this makes up for it...
>4 posts
>4 IPs
What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 115 per day.
>>227116
Well, it's 5 posts, 5 IPs now.
>>227133
Just ignore them
>>227052
Connie sucking Armstrong's dick while her mother watches.
I need a better background for this.
any suggestions?
>>227311
Low hanging fruit for sure, sue me.
http://sketchtoy.com/66193318
>>227470
Is this something like Flockdraw?
>>227429
Does someone have that picture of peridot pregnant with star butterfly child with 9/11 in the background
>>227580
No but I got this one.
I made a thingy.
>>227670
>no keyboard
>>227714
its a touchscreen
physical keyboards are outdated gemtech
>>227746
>touch screen
Congrats blocking your view while you type things, faggot. Touch screens are the niggers of peripherals.
>>227714
>still using an archaic device to transmit your thoughts and ideas onto an electric network
Get a load of this grandpa
>you will never snuggle lovingly with peridot
>the other gems will never catch you two cuddling >they will never poke fun at peridot for it later on, making her all flustered
I can't handle the feels anons
>>227800
I bet you think the fucking grease stains from your fat fingers gives your computer a "rugged" look, don't you? I'm almost shocked that your wrist the diameter of a coke can can ever bend enough to type anything on that awkward angle. Try not to knock over your anime figures when you try to respond.
Only found the original
>Want to draw more
>Tablet is fucked
>how do I make a new layer in this sketchbook?
Paper is bullshit
>>228099
>>>/deviantart/
>>228078
>>228096
What the fuck?
Drew this not so much time ago.
>>228099
I've seen some of the "Four Stevens" type stuff before, and I'm still not sure what the appeal is supposed to be. Gem OCs I can understand, but that always seems like it was made by someone who'd rather be watching a completely different show.
>>228114
I'm not going to even pretend to understand it, but it's amusing in a "staring into the abyss" sort of way.
>>226918
What is this shitty art? Lapis lazuli never acts like that
fucking tumblr
>>228167
>not liking dicksquad lapis
>>228164
I'm just a sucker for AUs, mostly. [spoiler]Yellow Steven came out of a desire to make people stop doing Momswap art where YD is Steven's mom but he still has Rose's curly hair, because I'm anal retentive
>>228167
This better?
>>228078
Is that...Clarence?
>>228415
Yep
>>228440
That picture just got ten times worse.
By aleth romanillos (storyboard revisionist)
>>228525
I think you mean 5 times better.
>>228633
>>228633
>tfw no version with peridot
>>228227
Wait, you're the one behind the "Four Stevens" art?
>>228687
How would she do it? What would be her expression?
>>226918
>no new Lion short
Kill yerself.
>>228707
IS THIS A WEAPON?
>>228769
Because we hardly know a thing about her as it is.
>>228769
In the show most of what we've of Lapis has been her just reacting to things around her, or blindly lashing out. In a way, she's actually kinda underdeveloped.
Even Jasper, who has way less time and lines, spends that time actually making decisions and doing stuff on her own initiative.
>>228737
>>228687
Gotchu covered fami
>>228940
flipped hopefully
>>228983
Thanks homie
>>228969
Nice art mate
>>229018
Thanks dude. I've been wanting to draw some SU stuff but for the life of me can't figure out what some days. I just wanna draw cute gems doing cute things.
Peridot offers you 10,000 space dollars to convince Garnet to defuse by talking to her. How do you do it?
>>229143
What I am going to do with Space dollars? I'm not going to space anytime soon.
SU is a meme show.
>>229143
You could base an episode off of that.
Steven tells Garnet that he's only ever met Ruby and Sapphire when they're under distress that forced Garnet apart, so he's never really had a chance to get to know them individually. Garnet separates, we have a bit of time showing the two of them interacting with Steven and each other, then something happens that makes it so they can't fuse, wacky antics happen, they fuse back to Garnet by the end of the episode and we get some backstory of how the two met and became Garnet, and characterization of Ruby and Sapphire as distinct characters.
>>229161
You could buy a shake from Space Sonic
happyds draws lapuss so horridly
>>228167
You're the type of faggot who stubs his toe in the middle of the night and screams "FUCKING TUMBLR DID THIS", aren't you anon?
Episode where Steven introduces the gems to the internet when?
I want to do lewd things with Peridot while the other gems watch in secret
>>229143
Convince Connie to ask Steven on a date, then convince Steven that for it to be good it has to be a double-date, and that Ruby/Sapphire are the best couple to go with them.
Garnet finds out I was involved, and won't be able to reject Steven's heartfelt plea for romance help.
Collect my 10,000 Space Bucks and hire a Space Taxi to drive me to homeworld and beg Yellow Diamond to step on my crotch.
>>229430
They've already watched a video from the Internet before
>>229460
*Garnet never finds out I was involved
>>229460
>yellow diamond
fucking ew
>>229463
But that's just one thing. I mean something like Steven recognizing how autistic they still act around humans after all this time, and he figures that the internet would be a good way for them to learn. Hijinks ensue when Amethyst becomes even more of a lazy NEET, Pearl and Garnet find fanblogs dedicated to them (ran by you can guess who), and Peridot considers it her mission to read the "public logs" about Earth, which could be wikipedia or something.
>>229460
>beg Yellow Diamond to step on my crotch
>>229459
what, like hand-holding?
>>229584
>they then go on to discover the world that is internet porn
>>229630
Well yeah, that goes without saying, but this is a kid's show.
>>229625
>hand-holding
You sick bastard
This thing took enough time I may as well carry it over here.
Won't be able to do any more edits most likely until the week after next. Going to spend thanksgiving in Hawaii.
>>229647
>but this is a kid's show.
If I was a kid, I'd think this was a weird as fuck show.
>>229688
That Malachite is fucking huge.
It's a neat work though.
What is with Peridot's :^3 face anyway
>>229751
zuke being a retarded weaboo that draws the same peridot art over and over
>>229751
She's a cute, that's why.
Oh, I just realized I fucked something up there.
I didn't know what color the backside of Sardonyx' coat tail was supposed to be, so I watched her scene again.
First time it shows up is actually an animation error I guess. She lands and it flaps up, showing the back as orange like I did in the edit.
But, looking at her character sheet, and when she does her "ELEGANT" leap, it's the same dark blue as her top.
So... Yeah, here's a fix.
Honestly, I think this makes it harder to tell it's her. That bright warm color really helps tie her design together.
I wonder what peridot smells like desu
>>229883
key limes
I just stopped watching this show for about two months, only to come back to one episode. I guess I should've figured that it'd have a hiatus, given that literally every animated show ever has a hiatus after every other episode. The question is, did the show just get off of a hiatus, or is it in the middle of one now?
>>229883
Probably engine oil or whatever gets used in gem machinery.
She's an engineer, after all.
Where can I find some hot gem porn
>>229933
Doesn't matter what show you're into, we all seem to know that hiatus feel.
MLP, SU, and GF all seem to cause hiatus madness whenever it happens.
>>229883
Like sweet perfume
>Peridot confirmed that there are other lifeforms in other planets besides homeworld
What line was this?
>>229970
Look no further
>>229991
>you will never take a romantic bath with peridot
Why did you have to give me this feel anon
>>230053
>romantic
I somehow doubt that's the sort of situation Peridot would start.
More likely she'd demand your cooperation for showing her how to use the shower and tub while having no idea that being naked together isn't normal.
>>229997
Why does every modern animated show go on tremendous hiatuses so often? I could understand if they had, say, one to three a year, but it seems like they take every other month off for "vacation" or just because of incompetence.
At the very least, Weirdmageddon part 2 is coming soon. Though I bet it'll be another month after THAT before Weirdmageddon part 3.
Honorary Crystal gem?
>>230091
Its so CN can rerun another quintillion hours of Teen Titans.
>>230091
Because networks that broadcast cartoons basically don't care about anything other than short term profits and don't care to pay for development when they don't need to. Why should they give a fuck about the people who actually appreciate the new episodes, instead of the much larger viewerbase composed of goober children who would watch reruns just as easily
>tfw peridot x anon fics dont exist
life is suffering
>>229833
Just change the drill thing to her hammer to make it obvious.
>>229933
The next episode will be January 14.
So what I never understood is how does the shit work where if a human impregnates a gem they have to give up their form for the child to be born
Can they just choose not to give up their form and its like having an abortion or something
Or are they stuck with having to do it like some kind of punishment for letting an ayylien fuck them
>>230238
I think she did it on purpose because she saw humanity as a beautiful thing after meeting Greg, as opposed to thinking of humans as toys. And something about a human/gem hybrid being necessary for some sort of keikaku.
>>230238
It's Sperm Fusion. Rose fused with Greg semen to become a half-gem half human.
I think it would be hilarious if Rose de-fused from Steven and the human part left was just a happy boy who lacks all the compassion that he got from his Rose-side.
>>230262
There's a shit one here: http://gems.booru.org/
>>229460
>Not begging her to make you suck her cock
>>230271
Rose mostly likely genuinely loves Greg and humanity, but also has a plan.
They might even subvert the first part, but that would be extremely unlikely given the shows audience and characterization up to this point
>>230238
If the gem doesn't want to get impregnate they can just shapeshift the vagina without eggs.
this place is deader than usual
where you all at
>>230400
Amerifats are asleep
>>230400
Dead, huh? Sounds like this thread's in desperate need of a dose.
>>230400
I do my best to respond to discussion-promoting posts, but at some point the conversations end and all I can do is wait for someone else to post something to reply to. I'm not much of a fan of trying to force discussion with "wich gem wud u fuk"
>>230408
>tfw up late shitposting when I should be finishing my history paper/sleeping
Full version of "Love Like You" when?
>>230408
holy shit, 2am and already in bed?
gotta wake up early for that mcdonald's breakfast I guess
So which game has the best character creator for making the gems?
I've been thinking of getting Xenoverse and trying to make a Pearl.
>>230423
Has there not been enough said?
>but n srsly which 1
>>230467
Just play tabletop,
Comparable systems abound.
WHAT SORTS OF LEWD ACTIVITIES WOULD YOU PARTAKE IN WITH YOUR GEM WAIFU OF CHOICE???
>>230499
CAREFUL HAND HOLDING WITH A DEFECTIVE ANDROGYNOUS BIRD ALIEN
>>230499
I would do [x] to [y] because I assume a complex system of secondary sex characteristics that clearly would not exist given (for lack of a better word) gem anatomy.
>>230498
What system do you use for Steven Universe tabletop? I've been thinking about using Chuubo, but it's kind of dense compared to, say, openD6
>>230499
You're making a false assumption there. My gem waifu is for cute, not lewd.
>>230516
Never run a SU game, but with my group most likely Savage Worlds, or just Mutants and Masterminds if i can't drag them away from D20
>>230499
MUTUAL HANDJOBS WITH ARMSTRONG WHILE I KISS HIS TOP BICEPS!!!
>>230499
GIVING GENTLE MASSAGE'S TO LAPIS' PRISTINELY CLEAN, SOFT AND NICE-SMELLING FEET
>>229833
Why is Sea king so fucking cool?
>>230560
forgive me gemsus, for i have sinned
>>230516
>>230535
If you don't want to do something too dense, don't think it gets much simpler/open than Cinematic Unisystem.
Had a friend that made a ton of fun shit in it. It's really loose with shit, but needs a good GM to work honestly.
A friend of mine set up a full Pokemon system in it. I wound up getting hunted down by a pack of Altaria that I practiced my Magnemite on as swablu in the beginning of the game near the end and almost convinced him to let me plot twist someone chucking a Venusaur into space into later coming up as a literal venusaurite.
>>230566
Honestly, while looking him up and working on the edit, I think it all kinda got me wanting to finally read OPM.
Gonna have a lot of free time on my hands. Maybe after I finish Jojo part 7.
>>230525
>not using peridot for both lewd and cute
why anon
>>230588
Just watch the anime desu
Requesting Peridot version of pic related.
>>230577
All goes back to expectations and the old refrain of setting over system. I'd likely set it during the rebellion or some kind of 'second team' location. I can't see it being satisfying if you let the A team hang around to much.
Other than that I'd not know how to approach it. but generally not a fan of 'fate' systems, you already have the dice, let them decide. In fact d20 might not be terrible it's already pretty whimsical.
>Garnet had glasses with only two lenses in the painting in Too Many Birthdays
Explain this.
>>230588
Nice. Read the Murata version before the ONE version, you'll appreciate the ONE version better.
http://mangafox.me/manga/onepunch_man/v01/c001/1.html
>>230628
C'mon now, read the manga. It's not even that long.
>>230499
I want to snuggle in bed with peridot as a thunderstorm rages outside
>>230657
the anime just delivers it better imo
How long until we'll see Steven fusing with Pearl? Surely they'll fuse within 2016, right?
>>230638
Gonna be running a Star Trek styled campaign, with the players as the bridge team of an ancient Gem ship exploring the galaxy. Still working my way through the Chuubo rulebook; it's actually got a lot of cool stuff for the slice of life interactions that I like a lot about the show.
>>230675
hopefully when they have a better design that pictured, jesus
>>230662
you can do that with yourself
>>230675
>that design
>>230647
What is there to explain? We never see her appearance before the late 80s/90s.
>>230701
but thats a tad lame desu imo senpai
>>230693
>>230711
I've got other fan designs saved.
>>230716
I mean, wouldn't her third eye be exposed?
>>230588
It's pretty great.
/sug/ edits are what got me reading it.
>>230691
Not seen the rule-set but that's a good angle as well. For a show founded on intimacy my group would most likely just be uncomfortable with the themeing.
Whats the general resolution mechanic for Chuubo, does it promote in-universe consistency of more of a story-game style?
>>230588
It's pretty good.
>>230725
I don't know. Looks like it's covered.
>>230723
you are killing me, stop
what would a lapidarist be in SU?
surely someone had to made the first gems at least crafted magically.
would they be feared or respected?
would they have some weird power over gems themselves?
could they power up gems?
what would they think of fusion?
could they fuse with gem regardless being non-gems themselves?
>>230762
I've no intention to kill, I just want to see them fuse.
Why did the Crystal Gems look younger in Greg's videos?
>>230797
Rise made them look younger.
>>230762
Your punishment must be more severe.
>>230802
Worst girl ruining everything again, I see.
>>230722
No, it is not.
At all.
We're at 21 episodes in Season 2. Do you think we'll get another Stevenbomb to bring it up to 26 with the mid-season finale or what?
>>230834
yes, we will.
it was confirmed even
it will include the three part arc there malachite unfuses and one of the new gems die and we get another one to the roster but this time it will be permanent
>>230782
....oh...thank god, whew.
Not predicting a gem fusion with steven anytime soon, much less with one of his moms
If any, amethyst, given character development. Pearl would have too many issues.
>>230516
Risus would probably do great with in an SU tabletop game. But then again I say that about everything.
I feel really out of the loop in the tabletop scene, honestly. Are AW hacks still a big thing? Would an SU hack work well you think?
>>230847
Seems kind of weird to spread multi-part things like that over days instead of back-to back like Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem and The Return/Jailbreak
>>230847
>it will include the three part arc there malachite unfuses and one of the new gems die and we get another one to the roster but this time it will be permanent
Source?
>>230864
I think a Steven/Pearl fusion would give them great development, and could help Pearl get over Rose in the long run. Maybe she'd be a bit sad when she realises that her and Rose's fusion, along with all the other Rose fusions, are not entirely gone, just replaced with a new half.
>>230871
>Are AW hacks still a big thing?
No
>Would an SU hack work well you think?
Yes?
>Risus
I'm a fan actually, if anything the character gen would be a fun debate.
>>230516
Depends on how you're going to do it. Going for the "Homeworld Gems flying across the galaxy, going planet to planet destroying the populace for kindergartening." or "During the Rebellion CGs." or something like "Another ground of Survivor CGs going around bubbling stuff on the other end of Earth" I'd say the first two are more crunch/combat based and the last one is more fluffy and could be slice-of-lifey. Next up is if you want more or less crunch.
For the first two:
Less: Fudge/FATE More: GURPS
For the last one:
Chuubo's
>>230908
It's precisely because it would represent a good opportunity that I don't expect to see it first. Pearl does not trust Steven in the way the others do, and harbors the most ambivalence about human nature and the 'death' of Rose.
Could any of the Gems possibly beat King?
[spoiler]Tfw the anime will stop after King's introduced but before they reveal how strong he is. I want to see all the animeonlyfags discussing all their theories while I just sit here and laugh.[/spoiler]
Is this what Sugar feels like all the time?
>>230966
Maybe Pearl wouldn't be the first Gem that he fuses with, but I sure as hell hope that Steven will fuse with the Gems soon.
>>231012
Post yfw it's peridot
>>231017
Peridot-Steven-Connie fusion
Set mad levels to maximum, I'll just be having to much fun.
>>231034
But Peridot and Connie haven't even met each other yet.
I know that episode is going to be a shitshow.
>>231017
Ugh, please no, anyone BUT Peridot first.
>>231034
>Connie being in a gemxgem fusion
DON'T LET HER IMPURITIES INTO THE GEMSTONE!
REMOVE CURRY!
that's the trick you fools
no gem can fuse with humans
but since steven is a hybird, he can.
but he can't do it with gems.
>>231046
>Jasper
Anons,
I have an important question...
Why is Peridot so perfect?
>>231066
I strongly believe that Steven is able to do everything that a human can do, and everything a Gem can do. A Steven/Gem fusion would be just as much of a hybrid as Stevonnie, but in the other way.
>>231084
Impossible, Steven is maintaining Connie's body of light, take him out of the picture and you'd remove Connie too.
>>231066
>Steven can fuse with humans because he's half gem-half human
>Can't fuse with gems because he's half gem-half human
Did you even read what you just wrote?
>>231066
Were you accidentally dropped as a child or did your parents spike you into the ground on purpose?
>>231112
nope lol
>>231061
>REMOVE CURRY!
But, it's just.....so.....fucking.....good!
>>231143
>ellipses
>exclamation mark
>>>/tumblr/
>>231143
That's what curry wants you to think! But all it really does is shit in the street!
>>231113
Disproportionately venomous response to competing fan-theories not really supported either way. /trash/
>>231151
>Smol
>pure cinnamon bun
>buff cheeto puff
>green dorito
These people are from Tumblr. Do not associate with them.
>>231143
You can't fool me into liking your food little miss D E S I G N A T E D.
Why don't you make like a street and shit?
>>231152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QMoXi6lvlM
Still one of my favorite songs, especially using the ringtone in the song. Besides this and the thing in The Test, have they done this again?
>>231167
you people abilitiy to tell apart anonymous posters by where you assume they come from is astonishining
>>231167
They don't even make any sense for the most part.
>Smol
What?
>cinnamon bun
This meme never made any sense.
>dorito
Why is it that any time anyone sees a triangle, they call it a dorito? Fuck
>>231179
It's called a shibboleth.
>>231175
you'll feel differently with a bit of sub-asia up in you, trust me.
Humanizations pls
>>231239
humanizations for characters that already look human enough?
what are you, a faggot?
>>231249
>Find arms
>>231239
I can help.
>>231249
It's less about the character designs and more about the different situations that human versions of the characters would be in.
>>231239
you didn't specify
>>231255
>>231239
A human Pearl adopting Steven is probably the saddest Human AU there is.
She's depressed over Rose not falling in love with her, but still respects her being in love with Greg, but unfortunately dies when she gives birth to Steven, and Greg can't raise him by himself so Pearl adopts Steven. She always tries her best, and Steven always tries to help her when she's feeling down and needs someone to talk to.
>>231314
Nigger do you even know what implied context is? We're in a Steven Universe thread, so of course the humanizations I would be asking for would be humanizations of Steven Universe characters.
>>231326
More sweater poil
>>231335
lol Greg is a useless loser no matter what universe
>>231341
this is an off topic board, son!
I can do whatever I want, no consequences
>>231358
>literally provides all material support for 4+ ppl
>>231365
But you do understand that "can" and "should" are different things, right?
Fusion is just a cheap tactic for rapidly inflating the number of potential characters in your cartoon show.
Who is the most anime gem?
>>231358
>Useless loser.
>Built a house.
>Owns a business.
>Buys EVERYTHING for Steven's house.
>Including the massive amounts of food that end up inside the insatiable maw of Hamethyst.
>A loser.
Just because the guy lives in a bitchin' van, doesn't mean he's a loser.
>>231409
Either Pearl or Garnet
>>231379
you don't tell me what to do, old man
>>231409
Peridot.
Anyone got any SU flashes to post on /f/?
>>231513
What even happened to her feet?
>>231358
Greg would still provide for Steven, but he wouldn't be able to raise him I'm his van alone.
Post cute background songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjgTMA0NhhI
>>231556
sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5DqEHxY4FM
>>231556
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4m22v3IBPA
>>231604
What the fuck is this shit? If you're going to post garbage that doesn't make sense, at least post something like Earth 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1OYn_xGzM
>>231645
>babby's first day on /mu/
>>231667
What are you talking about?
>>231239
>Dat nose
What the point of this humanization?
>>231750
Pearl as a sad single mother to Steven.
>>231777
>Single mother
In fact, he have 3 moms
And someone doesnt have even single...
>>231798
Please leave, then learn English and come back.
>>231798
How about you learn proper English you fucking commie
>>231818
As you say,bro
>>231798
It's an Alternative Universe. This is the artist's world, he has full control over it, he decides what goes and what doesn't.
I just found out that there's a /trash/ archive
https://4ch.be/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
Neat.
>>231358
How could a useless loser own that sweet of a van?
>>231611
I can't believe how many times they did cutesy art of Steven being crushed to death...
When was the last time we saw Steven do plant manipulation?
Hey /sug/
how's your night/morning/whatever?
I'm downing some pic related and I was wondering what is the drink/cocktail of choice for each gem in your honest opinion family?
>>231917
>Plant manipulation
When he told Peridot take his hand in Kindergarten
>>231928
Oh, I didn't realize desustorage was archiving /trash/.
>>232014
But isn't the entire "house" part of the temple his room?
>>232063
>Pearl listening to Death Grips
AW SHIT SHE'S FEELIN' IT!
>>232063
The one who plays music the most. Steven.
>>232049
Yes, but the Rose Quartz Temple Room is his too.
>>232094
Shit, does someone have that comic of the cute gitl on the bus listening to deathmetal while someone wonders what she's listening to?
I got an idea...
>>231667
You know, a lot of those babby's first day on /mu/ songs are actually very good even not under a /mu/ context. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, Brother Sport, etc. are genuinely entertaining songs.
>>232107
>I got an idea...
I don't have it, but this ought to be good.
>>232107
>>232130
That had better be Mayor Dewey on the right.
>>232115
Yeah, most stuff considered /mu/core is pretty good, but there's just such a recursive cycle of artists/albums becoming memes, either for being geniunely good or overrated.
imo its the most contrarian board
/rr/ing an edit of this with steven+the gems+peridot
>>232145
>Also, could you please you dial down the aggression a little?
>>232221
Steven being a little bitch.
>>232245
He's 10 fucking years old. Most 10 year old boys aren't emotionally secure. Teenage boys are even worse, to be honest.
>>232252
Don't give me that crap, even 10 year old boys know how to not be a little bitch.
>>232264
No they really don't.
>>232264
Anon, I think you might be retarded. This is all common sense; I can't tell if you're trolling me or not.
It's shit but here you go, Pearl with Patrician taste.
>>232284
I am dead fucking serious. Steven needs more male influence in his life, he's turning out to be a complete fruit bowl.
>>232301
>death grips
>not GY!BE
>>232294
>that Lapis
I kek'd hard.
>>232310
He has Greg, Garnet, and various other citizens of Beach City.
>>232314
[spoiler]I don't know what GY!BE is, I don't go to /mu/. I only found out about Death Grips and Neutral Milk Hotel from there.[/spoiler]
>>232294
That's great.
>>232294
Why do they split up shit on tumblr? http://baragon-no-relation.tumblr.com/post/131771775428/i-still-love-you-all
>>232310
I don't know if you noticed, but Steven can literally see his dad any time he wants, except when he's on missions with the Crystal Gems. From what we see, Steven doesn't even go to school, unless you count the Classroom Gems but those are just shorts. He actually has a lot of freedom for a kid his age, and a lot of pressure too. He needs to live up to his mother's legacy, but hasn't figured it out yet. Anon, just stop.
>>232099
its about half and half really. I like to say I like Captain Beefheart, but only Safe as Milk and not Trout Mask Replica to start fights.
Well, time for some speculation:
-Since YD has a diferent hair style, is it possible that she has been poofed at least once since the war?
-The gems that are shown fighting Rose in the old paintings look nothing like the statues, are those their super forms or something?
-It's assumed that Rose was the fourt leader of Homeworld but the remnants of the fourth statue look nothing like her. If she wasn't the fourth leader, why can't Pearl let the pink emblema go?
-Lars is trans
>>232335
Didn't someone on the crew confirm that the gems tutored him?
Steven goes to school episode when? I want to see some antics
>>232335
>>232322
Oh yeah, sure, he seems not like a boy with a overloaded female influence.
>>232364
Bugs Bunny.
>>232364
Why do you get so triggered by a boy wearing a dress, anon? Is there something you'd like to tell us?
>>232355
>Steven goes to school episode when? I want to see some antics
the closest you'll ever get to that is mirror gem
>>232350
What fourth statue?
Anyone got some GregxRainbowQuartz?
>>232378
So you admit he's being a little fag, good to know.
>>232355
Yep, he's homeschooled by the Gems.
>>232387
yes
>>232355
They'll have a graphic novel of him going to Connie's school.
>>232342
I don't really like it, but I can see the charm.
>>232391
Why do you care so much if he was? Why do you feel it's wrong? Let's talk about your issues, anon.
>>232412
Just wanted to clear things up.
>>232334
>Why do they split up shit on tumblr?
Tumblr fucks up the quality of your image if the dimensions of your image aren't right.
>>232401
You gonna post some?
>>232350
>-Since YD has a diferent hair style, is it possible that she has been poofed at least once since the war?
I guess?
>-The gems that are shown fighting Rose in the old paintings look nothing like the statues, are those their super forms or something?
Super forms? What?
Anyway, any interpretation of the temple mural is still pretty speculative right now.
>-It's assumed that Rose was the fourt leader of Homeworld but the remnants of the fourth statue look nothing like her.
Where was the fourth statue?
> If she wasn't the fourth leader, why can't Pearl let the pink emblema go?
Who knows.
>-Lars is trans
Choo Choo
>>232423
Ah, yet another reason to hate Tumblr with a passion. THE SJWs DID THIS.
>>232423
It's amazing that so many people use it when it's structurally such a terrible site.
>>232456
>defending tumblr
>>232423
let alone the gifs
>>232462
Not defending it, just legitimately asking what other sites people should use.
>>232456
Imgur is a good site--- then post the link of all your pics on 4chan. People save it with no image quality fuck ups. However, why are you defending Tumblr?
>>232475
People have sequestered themselves into using tumblr's weird blog/social network structure, which means they can't just pick up and replace it with something else.
>>232477
imgur
might aswell use funnyjunk like a faggot
When is Steven going to go on a diet and start doing some cardio so he stops running out of breath in important situations?
>>232477
I'm not trying to defend it, it it did look like I was trying to you'll have to forgive me. I'd just like to know what you guys would suggest.
>>232490
Nah, funnyjunk is horrible. I hate their long ass filenames, too. Imgur is much simpler.
>>232494
He's getting more and more fit, he's starting to loose weight.
>>232504
Did you actually interpret that as a serious suggestion to use funnyjunk?
>>232484
This.
Maybe a few years till something else gets popular. But as of now it's one of the better places for exposure if that's what you want.
And Twitter is also an alternative that artists are using for more exposure.
>>232506
Between early episodes and recent episodes? I don't see it.
>>232508
Well, someone just asked why people shouldn't use Tumblr unironically, so I had to be safe.
>>232494
>>232506
He needs to focus more on building some muscles so he can be strongfat.
>>232514
I didn't ask why people shouldn't use tumblr, I was asking what other sites people should upload their stuff.
>>232526
>stronk fat
No, m8, he needs to just be not too fat and not too skinny and he'll be fine. The strength and physique will come as he gets older.
>>232535
My mistake then. You should still ask that question ironically though.
Why didn't he dream of Pearl?
>>232564
Steven has some issues he needs to workout. He did dream of Pearl swallowing him.
WE
>>232572
She did spit him out and gave him rocket boots, and he thanked her for it.
I think it means that Steven is afraid of Pearl doing something to him, or that she'll hurt him, but she makes him better and for that he's thankful.
>>232564
He's already dreamed of Pearl swallowing him.
>>232587
On somewhat related note, would it be a big surprise if Steven found Garnet even a little bit sexy? I mean, come on, look at her.
quick guys which gem is which
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4
>>232608
Is this some shitty new meme I am unawares of?
>>232603
*On a
Post ideas for episodes that you want, but won't happen.
>Steven goes to Ranger School
>Garnet becomes a UFC champ
>Pearl and Peridot become a sniper/spotter team for the US Army
>Connie's family get harassed after the Paris attacks
>Opal hangs out with Steven
>The gang search for Lapis and Jasper after seeing them in a rap video
>>232603
I think he would find all the Gems sexy.
Also what the fuck is wrong with her fingers?
>>232622
This pic looks like someone forgot and neglected to draw Pearl's fingers and just said, "Fuck it."
Anyone know where I can get a decent image of the temple mural? I've found a shitty unsourced one on the wiki, and I could stitch one together of of frames if I have to, but I'd really rather not if I can avoid it. I checked the Crewniverse Tulmblr, but there's shit all there.
>>232622
She caught tumblritis of the fingers.
>>232620
>Greg hires Armstrong for his band because he will actually work for peanuts, turns out he's a fucking sick drummer.
>>232620
>>Connie's family get harassed after the Paris attacks
But WWII never happened.
Puberty is going to be a bitch for Steven. He's going to grow up in a house full of sexy space women, and that's assuming the Homeworld Gems join up with the CGs in the future.
>>232620
>Another Brick In The Wall
>Steven asks the Gems if they would want to bring Rose back, at the cost of loosing him
>They're unsure about it
>Steven starts crying and runs into his Temple room
>Pearl tries to chase after him, gets inside before he locks the room
>Steven commands the room to form a huge wall around him
>Pearl tries to break it down, but it keep rebuilding itself
>Pearl tells Steven that she is sorry and that she loves him, and she would never want to loose him
>The Wall is torn down, they reunite and leave the Temple room
>>232627
>>232627
>Anyone know where I can get a decent image of the temple mural?
Use the small image in the wiki in google images, go to the second page of results, and you get pic related.
>>232620
Inspired by Amethyst's and Vidalia's friendship, Steven tries to find human friends for Pearl and Garnet.
>>232636
Life isn't easy for Steven.
>>232620
Connie dies, Steven marries Pearl
>>232635
>WWII never happened
Explain.
>>232731
At tat point, I'd be okay with Steven having a polygamous marriage and marrying Ruby and Sapphire at the same time.
>>232736
Garnet's gonna marry Jamie. Steven will be poly with Connie and Pearl.
Just think of the sex they could have.
>>232644
>Google Images
Huh. I don't know why I didn't think of that.
Well, thanks. I can't seem to find any history for that image prior to Reddit/Imgur, but it's plenty big enough anyway.
Thanks!
>>232745
Clearly you don't visit /a/. That place trains you how to find images. My first impulse is just right click -> search google for this image, but of course iqdb, yandex, and saucenao exist, too. It just takes practice.
>>232644
How can people say Rose isn't Pink Diamond after seeing this? How can people deny that Homeworld has a caste system that calls the highest ranking Gems diamonds?
>>232766
You're going to have to give me a bit more than that to get someone as dumb as me to understand what you mean.
>>232766
Same people who rejected the "Garnet is a fusion" theory.
It's so in your face, how can you not believe it?
>>232766
But Ian confirmed Rose Quartzes are more like medic gems in battle. Unless a Rose Quartz can become a diamond (which is unlikely since a caste system implies that you can't do what you weren't made to do), I honestly can't see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm_REasANGw
Cute.
>>232774
It's the Illuminati.
>>232766
So what is Yellow Diamond then? Topaz?
And why the fuck would they call their leaders by the name of such a shit-tier gem?
>>232783
Maybe she used some really weird magic/technology to disguise herself and lower her power level to that of a Quartz?
>>232783
What the fuck is Ian supposed to say? He can't outright give spoilers. How can we be sure the leaders (the supposed diamonds) weren't the ones who started the caste in the first place?
>>232766
>How can people deny that Homeworld has a caste system that calls the highest ranking Gems diamonds?
A strongly caste-based society "promoting" it's leaders with titles that aren't intrinsic to them seems highly unlikely. If all the "Pearl"s are pearls and all the "Quatz"s are quartzes, then you'll need a serious case to argue that the "Diamond"s aren't actually diamonds.
>How can people say Rose isn't Pink Diamond after seeing this?
A bunch of reasons. The simplest is that Rose isn't a diamond, she's a quartz. Also -this is just me- but it looks like the mural depicts Rose HOLDING a Pink Diamond.
>>224431
>>232809
Then again, White Diamonds looks like she's holding a diamond too, I'm not understanding your point.
>>232820
Would vampire Pearl raise half-vampire Steven?
>>232820
Your mission is a noble one and I am glad to see it every time you continue pursuing your goal.
>>232832
>white
>>232845
What?
>>232832
>Then again, White Diamonds looks like she's holding a diamond too,
She looks like she's surrounded by smaller diamonds. I don't really know - maybe they're using that symbol to mean "gem" rather than "diamond"?
>I'm not understanding your point.
There wasn't really too much too it, other than we shouldn't really assume too much. Rose is in the mural because Rose was a significant person at the time it was made. But trying too read too much is risky.
Hell, there are two of the five panels we've never seen.
>>232845
Good catch.
>>232856
I posted before checking. The one on the left is white and looks like she's holding her hands to her gem on chest, but for some reason I thought that you were referring to the one in the middle, which is blue.
>>232858
I just got that image from the same place I got the high resolution one: https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/3pzhxy/inshow_depiction_of_pink_diamond/
>>232624
It's better than completely broken fingers.
>>225218
>>225516