Eggs press games
48 probably
>>2243155
Shizune Hakamichi
SLUT
>>2243155
Maria and Harusame
>>2243155
Takeshita
>>2243147
No reverse psychology. I live up to my word.
Top Float
>>2243155
Asuka Shikinami Langley
Mii Swordfighter
The three stooges
Red Hood
>>2243155
Fox McCloud
Kurisu
Mil Muertes
Mami Tomoe
Kyosuke Kagami
Creeping Jackal
Ryu Hayabusa
Succubudd
Sanae Kochiya
Lonely Policeman
Ellen Baker
Yin
>>2243155
Nue
Spoon ass
>>2243155
Aussa the Earth Charmer
Alternis Dim
Sans
>>2243155
Asellus
>>2243051
It is... I know so.
>>2243101
One in the same... oh if only. But I think my fate is cruel than yours...
>>2243120
It's not hurting them, you're just too weak understand that.
Matsuda
Francesca
>>2243155
Toriel
Sakuya Izayoi.
Eggman-kun
>>2243155
The Vengeful Five
>>2243099
>>2243069
Will you two bring misato in one day. I still owe her a drinking contest
>>2243155
Utsutsu
>>2242944
>she closes her eyes and furrows her brow
I-I don't know what you're talking about...
>tfw zoned out ;;
Butt rub
Almond
>>2243155
Rei Ayanami
Eila Ilmatar Miharu
A FUCKING ANT
Takane Shijou
Naoto Shirogane
Fate
>>2243194
Gilgamesh.
Bow to me mongrels!
Eggman-kun
>>2243155
Misha!
Sir Carrot
>>2243210
I count at least seven
>>2243155
Ririchiyo
Fat Fuck
Peko Pekoyama
Carlton
Maud
Squid Girl
>>2243219
STALTHORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kano
Yukine
Koyomi Araragi
>>2243133
>We have the people to start a Souls circlejerk. THEY'RE JUST NEVER AROUND. So, please fucking do it, senpai
>>2243151
>>2243129
>I'm sure being forcibly torn from a circlejerk helped me realize what a piece of shit I was.
>>2243210
damn bruh for some scientist you must lift
>>2243164
>Kerg-chan is wonderful. I love Gundam and I was glad to see someone else around who did as well.
>>2243186
>Oh, I thought you were calling ME that. Yeah, Mari definitely fits that definition.
>>2243210
I can try, but there's no guarantee that she'll listen to me, gramps...
>>2243244
Welcome back to this hell hole.
>>2243234
You had one job.
>>2243249
>I'm not sure if I could do anyone justice, but I'd damn well try.
>>2243244
>H-Hey, I'm not ready yet.
>Original Cutthroat Merc/K
>>2243169
>Backs up
S-Sorry for lingering...
>>2243244
>BACK
>>2243182
>>2243150
Determination's always a good thing 'ta have.
Or stubbornness, if ya wanna call it that.
>>2243158
>>2243183
Eeeh, it's more 'bout luck here anyhow.
>>2243163
>>2243189
I never really saw her lack that....Maybe she just came here 'ta relax.
>>2243200
It aint fun, for neither person. I've taken control'a whole dang groups'a people before, and it just makes me wanna be sick.
>>2243196
>>2243120
Don't worry. I could've handled myself without the information regardless.
>>2243260
It seems you got impostered
>Cody
>>2243258
...I have no excuse for my tardiness. I'll accept the consequences and remain a spectator. I sincerely apologize.
>>2243244
Why do you even want to come back here?
>>2242913
No problem.
>>2242969
...
>she takes a breath
Fine, yes. I'll take it.
>she opts to wear it behind her ear
...but you never introduced yourself.
>>2242934
>>2243196
Regardless, you're a strong contender.
>finn
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Guys I posted the Kano entry:^)
Don't kill me please
>>2243263
It's alright.
>>2243278
>Well my last post's timing was fucked.
Luck? Hm. How interesting.
>>2243224
You are not a pretty lady, so i'll have to pass on the offer, prince charming.
>>2243254
>Admittedly, like a certain other two, Kerg's just 100% made up by myself, practically.
>Though, I have found her "Transformation" character-wise pretty interesting as time went on.
>>2243278
Reimu was here? How lovely
I thought she'd be too busy
>>2243291
>kills fuckingly
>>2243291
>Kills you.
>>2243200
>He chuckles
How are you so certain?
>>2243211
Surely you must have weaknesses, everyone does.
>He smiles
Can you guess mine?
>tfw RPers ruin a character for you
>>2243281
>I suppose. 1. It's not the same filename, and 2. I am not ready to make my comeback yet. Please understand that I have work ahead of me. 'Till the next time, space cowboy.
>>2243291
>Anoooon, as much as you'd miss me badly, please refrain from that again. I'm a busy man. :^)
>Original Cutthroat Merc/K
>>2243155
Patchouli.
...Darn, I'm too late.
>>2243229
That would be The proletariat. He had the abilty to duplicate himself, all thinking with the same mind and purpose. Communism in purest form, not that I care about communism god no. Im no soviet
>>2243253
Thank you, I train a lot when preparing for battle, however that time I was field testing a new serum that puts roids to shame.
>>2243254
Hey Im not THAT old!!
>>2243308
Which character is it?
Not Late Churro.
>>2243291
You ask for mercy, but it is too late however.
...Because you are already dead.
*unsheaths kanatana*
HAH!
*engages you wiht a kick and slaps you in the face with the kanatana obliderating your face into a pile of pudding*
>>2243308
>tfw RPers make you love a character you used to dislike
>>2243183
I'm glad to see you aren't using 4 generic edgelords anymore.
>>2243311
Alright man, no biggy
>>2243317
Every Undertale
>>2243311
You shouldn't come back.
>>2243297
>And I'm glad I was able to help with that. Glad to have you around.
>>2243318
>kissu
>>2243316
damn nigga you didnt train that? No hustle hustle? thats sad mayne
>>2243308
>cant bring myself to finish a game because one of the main characters triggers me due to hg
>>2243308
>I'm sorry Araragi.
Some entries have been deliberately omitted
>>2243278
I'd say it's a good thing to have.
Without said determination one's goal might never be achieved and what your heart desires might never ever be achieved.
>>2243278
Don't be sick about it! Embrace it, it's your power!
>>2243284
Ah! forgive me madam! My name is Asellus, Seeker of Beauty. It's a pleasure to meet you
>>2243307
I... just have a feeling.
>>2243315
>>2243339
Madam! Please, take my spot!
>>2243339
Give this man my spot, please.
>>2243318
>Alternis Dim
>>2243284
That so...? Hehehe, well, glad ya think that.
>She grins
Hopefully I aint gonna disappoint.
>>2243298
Yeah, I've seen 'er...twice, I think here? Somethin' like that.
>>2243294
>I have the most perfectly annoying reaction times
>>2243339
Give her my spot please.
>>2243188
>>2243315
>>2243339
Swap
>>2243203
with
>>2243315
>>2243339
All looks fine
>>2243339
All of them: Get on with it!
>>2243339
>>2243318
Make yourself useful for once, doused out bird. Give this worthless idiot my spot. I'd rather watch trash end trash instead of mixing myself further into the mix.
>>2243361
Too obvious, obviously.
>>2243337
>For what?!
>>2243362
Who is worst Dangan?
Who is most fuckable Dangan?
Eila's roleplay is absolute trash.
>>2243307
Well...knowing you, you would probably say something like "cute girls". But if you're talking about your true weakness...then I'm not sure what it would be.
>>2243339
Looks fine, host.
>>2243339
Seems like I made it after all, which means now is not the time to rest.
>>2243349
I guess she's back in Gensokyo
>>2243295
I was not asking you. I was commanding you but I guess a pathetic mongrel like yourself couldn't even follow a simple command.
>>2243370
The chef in 2 is the worst
>>2243350
...Hm, thanks.
>>2243349
Let's hope not.
I have high expectations for my friends.
>>2243345
Asellus...
Alright, Asellus.
>she picks up a book, then looks back at you
What does a Seeker of Beauty do?
>>2243370
>Leon
>Junko
>>2243339
Looks good to me.
>>2243375
Careful with that butter knife of yours, gorgeous. Can't have your pretty skin ruined by it, yes?
>>2243339
Thanks for hostink. I'll try to pay attention next time ~de geso.
>>2243370
Why would you ever ask me this? They are all worthless idiots, if you really want me to give an answer. That worthless cook or the baseball player, they are the worst pieces of trash there are. I'd rather not bother with fucking any of those worthless idiots, let me tell you that, but if you want to actually know which ones would be the most attractive, I'd have to go with the despair sisters and that punk kid.
>>2243339
[Looks alright.]
>>2243227
[Hello Misha.]
>>2243292
So you're finished being sundere towards me completely right?
>>2243339
Looks good!
GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2243370
Worst is Celes or FUCKING LEON
Most fuckable is Mikan
>>2243345
An' who's gonna stop me when I go an' abuse that power, huh? Nah.
I know better than 'ta just use it all willy-nilly, without regard for folks' inherent rights.
>>2243344
Hehehe, definitely. I'm awful stubborn, myself. Hey, good luck out there, Mami.
>>2243377
Yup, probably. I'll hafta pay 'er a visit when I make my way there....
>>2243385
...Friends, huh?
>The grin turns broader
>>2243382
No, i heard you loud and clear, windbag. But there's a problem, I don't really answer to figuries of authority, let alone jokers like you. Maybe if you'd ask nicely, i might.
Hoshi's Asuka was better.
>>2243398
For the most part.
>>2243399
You two aren't getting anything! Grab your own supplies!
>>2243366
>Fuck. Guess you're not who I'm thinking of.
>It's just that someone who looks like Hikki/Araragi/Izaya says they can't look at Sol or I-No anymore when playing GG without cringing.
>>2243399
Well, okay...
>>2243339
>>2243242
Please give this little lady my spot, milady!
>>2243399
...I will win this time for sure.
>>2243398
Please, get better at roleplaying and acting in-character or just stop. You're annoying as fuck.
>>2243402
>Celes
>Worst
>Mikan
>most fuckable
Kill yourself and your shit taste fampai, I retract my words from earlier. Our taste is way different.
>>2243402
>most fuckable is Mikan
>YUNO
>>2243399
You should be grateful that I killed you swiftly!
>>2243399
I don't need your things anyway.
>>2243403
...I am very selective for who I call friend.
What is that look you're giving me? W-what?
>>2243403
She would love some visitors
>>2243399
>runs off
>>2243413
2 l8 m8
>>2243330
D-d-d-don't do that!
>>2243346
R-really? Are you alright with that?
>>2243362
You're a nice guy Matsuno. Try not to let your depression get in the way.
>>2243399
Goodbye world!
>>2243399
Huh, nobody ever comes up here, so I wonder if there's any-
A pizza box...an EMPTY pizza box. Fuck me.
>>2243413
It's the thought that counts. Thanks, but it's too late ~de geso.
>>2243415
S-Sanya?
>>2243345
I guess that's all we have to work off of, huh?
>>2243372
Was it not obvious? It's you.
>>2243415
Please off yourself for being a standard faggot.
>>2243399
What...?!
Should have expected it, I was so defenseless.
>>2243407
>triggered
>>2243399
[You've made a grave mistake giving these to me.]
>>2243425
Feeling better from your drunken binge, Choromatsu?
>>2243415
kys
>>2243399
>>2243408
>>2243419
Hmmph.
I didn't want anything, anyway.
>>2243327
>Thanks a bunch, I really wish there was more art of her
>Is it weird that I find looking back at her progress from "extremely energetic, blindly loyal fanatic" to "depressed cynic" to an awkward in-between enjoyable?
>>2243436
It's the truth.
You're not even good enough to be his faker.
You'll never replace him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2FJasAbyKs&nohtml5=False
The new Jojo ED couldnt be better
>>2243409
It must have been that nigger Hikki, I've only played one GG game in my life.
But anyone who mixes Araragi up with Hikki should be sorry.
Asuka a shit
>>2243391
I'm fairly sure "sword" is the term you might want to use for now own, stranger.
>>2243399
T-This... even If I have to crawl with only my arms I will survive and take your fleshless head in the way!
>>2243442
YOU LEFT ME TO ROT JAIL! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I'M NOT FIT FOR A PLACE LIKE THAT!?
>>2243423
>>2243428
That is okay, then I will fight on in her name!
>>2243399
He had quite a bit on him, the large fellow.
>>2243416
Celes a shit
Mikan a cute
Let's fight.
>>2243417
ASUKA
>>2243385
What I do? Why I try to charm lovely maidens of course. I mean look at you... such beauty, it makes my heart beat faster than it already does.
>>2243403
But that's the best part, no one will stop you. And, you'll grow strong and fierce. Don't you want that? To protect your friends and allies?
>>2243431
Yes, a feeling... I despites relying on it, but the future is such an interesting thing really.
>>2243454
Ooooh hooo. If your sword is as sharp as your tongue, i might actually be in trouble. As you wish.
>>2243399
This should provide me with enough food and tea to get through this adventure.
I'll make sure they don't end up going to waste.
>>2243403
Likewise miss Aussa, may luck be on your side in this adventure!
>>2243448
>You're not even good enough to be his faker.
>You'll never replace him.
You're acting like that's a bad thing
>>2243419
>She laughs cheerily
Well, that just makes me even more honored ya'd call me that!
>>2243421
An' donations, goin' offa what that Futo lady told me.
>>2243451
Why are you here?
>>2243399
You think you can kill him, but now you have to prove it.
>>2243399
Friction for fucks sake were not all speedsters slow down before you kill yourself!
>Youre one to talk Mr Radition Poisioning!
>>2243415
(Who are you then fuccboi if youre so good)
>>2243451
>>2243436
Calm down you two before I smack the pair of you
>>2243446
>Not at all. Evolving a character is what makes playing them fun.
>>2243448
>Thanks for your opinion, anon.
>>2243459
Y-Yuno please...
>>2243470
Whoa whoa. Easy now pal, if you wanted me gone, you could've atleast asked.
>>2243470
D-darn it...! I could have sworn I hid that perfectly...!!
>>2243459
>having to fight
>someone unironically has this shit taste
>Celes a shit and Mikan a cute
It's like you work as a pig farmer, babe. I know Mikan's a pig and Celes would be takin' em to the slaughter while calling em meat. Hey, no indifferences though, if you like to ride piggy I ain' gonna shit on ya.
>>2243431
Y-You're just saying that to change the topic...but I am curious as to why you were feeling down. You know you can tell me anything...
>>2243449
>I KNOW I LOVE IT
>>2243470
>
. . .
>his evangefu is Rei or Asuka
Misato master race.
>>2243470
Th-that's not apart of the deal! You had to kill one of them, not me!
>>2243467
It seens you know exactly what to do
>>2243470
That instrument is haunted!
>>2243483
This one is for you Okarin
>
Your waifu is shit, but one day maybe.
>>2243458
Do you even know what I'm fightink for ~de geso?
>>2243470
Quit clowing around! We need to start killing!
>>2243491
>mah fucking nigga
>>2243455
Then how'd you get out?
How did that file get into your cell?
>>2243460
C-charm lovely maidens?
...Tch. You're a flirt then. Another one to keep my eye on.
>she narrows her eyes a bit
I've got my eye on you, understand?
>>2243470
What the....
A deadly instrument like that!?
>>2243450
>I'm sorry that I got them confused. I'm going on appearance here, and they all look really similar.
>>2243470
Yeaaah, no. How about we play something with larger stakes? Like Blackjack or something?
>>2243483
Smile status: Unprotected.
>>2243470
That was close, thank god those wolves liked cake.
I didn't expect them to stop chasing me if I'd throw it near them.
>>2243498
>kill thyself, mortal
>>2243504
I had to use a plastic spoon to dig my way out. It took exactly 18 hours to do that! Do you realize how dirty I was after getting out!? It was enough to make me wanna puke!
>>2243491
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
That noise is autism.
>>2243504
Good, I wouldn't want your eyes to move away from me Patchouli...
>She grabs Patchouli's hand, and kisses it.
After all, you are to die for.
>>2243510
Just you fucking wait you nigger. I'll protect her smile once DR3 comes out. I'll save her from that animal she becomes.
>>2243470
As long as I can fulfill my purpose, I don't mind facing death with a thin layer of ice between us.
>>2243464
Most certainly, if our path cross int he middle of this battle I won't hesitate to take your life. I hope you can forgive me...
>>2243520
...People actually belive me when i tell them stuff like this? Wow. And here i thought i didn't need to nurture my peutation as a liar.
>>2243465
Hehe, I think I've had plenty'a luck lately. I'm fine with havin' some other folks win.
...As long as I don't fall. Again.
>>2243460
My friends wouldn't let me. We've got morals, beliefs.
>>2243493
Hehehe, I don't even know if she'd take th'coins I use.
...Also, is it just from what I've gathered from that Futo lady, or are you guys awful...liberal when it comes 'ta drinkin'?
>>2243520
...No I don't. Because it aint goin' in my ear.
>>2243478
>She was originally supposed to just be some sorta goofy parody-type thing
>>2243517
>>2243526
She'll be corrupted and turned into nothing more than an outa bounds for some albino chick. How does that make you feel? At least she could give us all a lesson in how to catch y'know?
>>2243487
no u!!
>>2243526
She's doomed, anon. DOOOOOOMED!
>>2243520
How am I so bad at this?! I never failed to climb a tree once when I was a kid!
>>2243520
I'm everyone's greatest threat to winning.
>>2243527
You obviously don't know me yet. I got a talent or getting in and out of trouble. But if you ask me nicely, i might just stand still for you.
>>2243470
>>2243527
You're on thin ice, Peko Pekoyama.
>>2243520
Ow ow ow oww..
>>2243532
>Is that so? Either way, I enjoy interacting with her. Do you have steam by the way? I'd like to talk to you more there...
>>2243467
...What a ridiculous look you've got on your face now!
Jeez...I mean it though.
>>2243517
Well, good job getting out.
>>2243524
Wh...Ah!?
>she pulls her hand away
Those are exactly the kinds of things I was suspicious of you doing!
I-i should have known....
>pout
You.. you just try that again and see what it gets you!
>she raises her tome over her head
>>2243408
So it's just a matter of waiting to see how far you bend until you snap?
>>2243520
Fox gets a replacement
Eggman dresses as Riri
>>2243532
What if you need to discard your morals for survival? Surely you would care more about your life than your morals.
>>2243536
>
>>2243541
You don't look like much to me.
>>2243560
You're not even gonna apologize? I don't know what I was expecting from you.
>>2243520
>>2243531
>you find out later it was all a ruse so One of them could pickpocket your weapons
Good work ermine. Lets see if Fate will give Fate a hand, because now he needs it!
>>2243500
No, but I am fighting in your honor, so your motives for doing your own fighting are quite tertiary.
>>2243565
Yeah...no. I take rides on my own terms.
>>2243520
...My books!? Where did they go!?
...Also, what do you hear, Aussa?
>>2243571
>>2243565
Don't be so embarrassed. My powers are very strong after all.
>>2243564
Well no, you don't mind a little light teasing, right?
>>2243565
I-I can't do it. This is too much for me.
>>2243460
Quite so, isn't it? I only wonder who I'll be spending my future.
>>2243489
Are you certain? What I may tell you could change your life forever.
>>2243578
Keep talking that much and i'd need cold medicine for this mother of a headache growing in my head.
>>2243565
[How childish.]
>>2243580
Well if you're not helpink my cause there's no reason to root for you, so I'll just wait this one out ~de geso.
>>2243520
Moe: Alright, ya numskulls, follow me and we'll all get home!
>curly begins to sing really badly and Larry calmly follows
>ding din ding ding
>Everyone looks around looks around
Moe: Ay, what was tha-
>KABOOM
>After the smoke settles, the three stooges are all covered in ash
>Moe physically abuses curly and Larry because he has no one to blame on this but himself
>>2243569
imposter
>cody
>>2243579
Yin keeps a guy from komitting Sudoku
What are Jojo's pronouns?
>>2243560
>A small grin appear on her face.
Don't play hard to get now my lady, I know you enjoy it... though, I maybe coming on to hard for you. So, I am sorry.
>She bows.
>>2243590
Me as well. I want to finally find a lady to spend my days with.
>>2243565
>>2243587
Funny, you're only the second vampire I've ever lost a fight against. But letting me live was your biggest mistake. It will not happen twice.
>>2243583
Nice insult my man. Maybe I should go back to elementary school and dig up some tasty insults for you as well.
>>2243604
They are all fine lookin'. But not as good as you are now, princess.
>>2243571
Don't let appearances fool you. I could kill you if I wanted to...
>>2243590
Forever...?
>she hesitates for a bit and then nods
I'm certain.
>>2243604
A-Am I interrupting something...?
>>2243604
I prefer the pronouns "Jom" and "Jomself", you offensive shitlord!
>>2243593
>Sorry about that darling he could never shut up
>>2243604
Ermine take the shot!
>Well hello there~
TAKE THE SHOT FOR FU-
>>2243532
Winning is not the only important thing, miss Aussa.
The most important thing is that you have fun in what you do. If that fun would be missing then what would be the point to even be in these adventures?
>>2243565
I don't think I'll blindly walk into it.
I don't want to get lost in this adventure just yet, miss.
I do advice you to take care, you might eventually fall to your own trap.
>>2243604
I'm actually not a magical girl...
...I'm just a normal girl, living a normal life.
>>2243548
...Not quite literally, right? Just an analogy to describe my current situation.
>>2243565
How could you take all our supplies for yourself!? Leave our camp at once and never return!
>>2243604
This mission has been successfull. Now let share our rewards equally in a peaceful manner..
>>2243545
Runing away from a duel? Unless my own skill outmatch yours then I'll gladly accept your surrendering
>>2243595
WORST. CRIPPLE. EVER.
>>2243588
I-I guess, but Sanya is still off-limits to any forms of mentions.
>>2243601
My apollo's famicelli
>>2243619
Hey man, I knew it was you so I just went down to stepping stone tier insults~
>>2243629
Do you even know how many times I hear that on a daily basis? And here I am, still kickin'! What makes you so special, eh?!
>>2243604
TOP Float goes for the easy target
>>2243576
>claps for you
You're all the stronger for the experience.
>>2243604
This isn't my book.
...Hmph.
>>2243618
I think you have me mistaken for my maid.
I'm not a vampire, I'm a magician.
You're really confident, hm? Putting on airs and posing like that.
>>2243610
H-hmph.
>she lowers the book with a huff, oprning it up
Your apology is accepted at the least.
And the rose is nice. I'll have to find some to plant in our garden.
>>2243644
Got it.
>>2243651
I wonder what Yamada's up to these days...
>>2243566
Like I said, "absolutely necessary". That includes life an' death matters.
>>2243560
Hey, I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm just glad ya'd consider my that.
>>2243587
Th'sounds'a frustration as a centipede refuses 'ta hurt me, followed by an angry ghoul murderin' me. Good luck out there.
>>2243637
Well, lotsa folks come 'ta train.
>>2243553
>I do, but in the past I've been rather skittish to announce it to the world
>>2243636
I know, the old man's trying to kill me for months. And i'm pretty sure he never succeeded so far.
>>2243638
Old daddy Fate taught me to never bring fists to a knifefight. And i only got my silver tongue and my cards. Not much of a fair fight, huh?
>scary butterfly noises
Is this the shitposting thread?
>>2243667
yes
>>2243667
yee