ERP thread
Prison Edition
Previous thread >>2232219
>>2234690
>Drops the soap
>>2234702
Ma nigga, ya dropped your soap.
>>2234723
That's fine, I've got another.
>>2234727
Pick it the fuck up, niggas might slip on it and hurt themselves.
>>2234736
They can just look.
Post cute.
>>2234784
What a big, huggable guy.
Who wants their semen demoned?
Needs more butts
>>2234749
>>2234802
Sit on my face
>>2234803
Agreed
>>2234791
I know, right? All for you.
>>2234803
I agree
>>2234803
>>2234802
T-that sounds lewd.
Guess i gotta get sent to prison again...
>>2234812
But you'll suffocate, my dear...
>>2234829
It is!
>>2234838
But its so plump and perfect..
>>2234838
Well I don't really know how to be lewd nice lady.
>Fuqs
>>2234850
Toontown general when?
>>2234850
Can someone explain the origins of codyposting?
I want at least four butts pressing up against my dong NOW
>>2234838
You really think so? But Samus has such a lovely big butt squeezed into that silly suit.
>>2234847
It's not that hard, dear.
>>2234860
ur adopted xd
>>2234866
O-Oh...
>>2234868
Can you teach me?
>>2234868
But shes not here! And yours is...so much better, unf..
>>2234869
meet me irl
>>2234860
Pic has me diamonds
>>2234862
Yea, we had a Cody fag. He got drunk one night and started babling, things like i was betray, i join your side, etc. Niggas turned it into a meme.
>Pac
Man, would you smell that fresh thread!
>>2234872
>Palutena shrugs, putting her hand over her mouth and yawning softly, her emerald eyes tired and bleary
I'm not sure, really...
>>2234876
Goodness, most boys just obsess about my breasts. Is this a better view for you?
>>2234881
You should sell those diamonds for some quick money anon.
>>2234888
Same.
>>2234868
Hot damn, now that's a booty
>>2234901
i lied
fuk u dmage
>>2234908
Oh...
>>2234887
Got an archive link?
>>2234897
Oh I see.
>While Palutena yawns anon finds himself staring at the goddesses impressive breasts. He tries to tear his eyes away but he finds it very hard
>>2234900
I mean, sure, it might smell like ass and sex in the end, but it should smell at least decent right now.
>>2234919
do u have big pee pee
>>2234901
But I can't sell my...jewels...
>>2234897
M-Much better! Oh wow...
>>2234924
You smell like sex, and booty
>>2234929
No...
>>2234932
Diamonds have a high market value
>>2234935
I thought it was sex and candy.
>>2234907
>>2234923
>She lowers her hand quickly, cocking her head and staring at you as you try to peel your eyes away from her tits. She folds her arms behind her back and gives them a little shake, the Goddess cooing lovingly to you from a few feet higher than your point of view.
Ah, I was wondering when you'd take a look~. See? You already know how to be lewd!
>>2234933
How about this?
>>2234935
W-What makes you say that?
>>2234938
its ok senpai
i dun judge
Can I contribute~?
>>2234940
... Close enough
>>2234944
Goddess please. I wont be able to contain myself around that lush rear.
Cover it up pls
>>2234951
Because you're a whore. But the good kind <3
>>2234971
>>2234944
Thats...thats so good..
>>2234944
>Anon gulps and watches as the breasts sway from side to side. As he stares at Palutena's softness he can feel his pants tightening
I..I didn't realize how easy it was. Maybe it's because you're so beautiful
>>2234940
That's what it smelled like after Mizuki fucked Innocent Boy in the ass.
>>2234974
Mmmmmm...
>The tired, somewhat delirious goddess reaches around slowly and slaps her ass, giggling softly at the lewd gesture
Goodness, I haven't been able to do that in over a century...
>>2234982
I'm glad it pleases you, my sweet...
>>2234986
>The light goddess grins widely and stretches her arms behind her, pushing her chest out deliberately, her voice gently, eagerly encouraging you.
Now if you want to be really lewd, you can come over here and touch them. And you can take off your pants if you're REALLY dedicated to learning!
>>2234974
...how does 'booty' even smell like?
It doesn't sound like it'd be anything nice.
>>2234990
W-Why'd you wanna do that? It's not really that big, is it?
>>2234994
I uh...uh...yes ma'am
>Anon quickly takes off his pants, reveling his boxers and the now noticeable bulge in them. He slowly but surely walks forward with his hand outstretched, like he was in a trance. Eventually he presses his hands into her breasts, his fingers sinking into the flesh.
Oh...wow, it's very soft.
>>2234990
Here' some more~ maybe I'll let you when I'm back.
>I SWEAR I HAVE COMPASSION
>I'VE JUST BEEN TRAINED TO DISREGARD THE PRISONER'S LIFE
>CAUSE I'M THE PRISON GUUUUAAARRRRD
>>2234994
>Her body tenses up as she hears the slight smacking sound of flesh on flesh, watching the goddess's rear jiggle in recoil.
I-I.. we-well... Come on. I'm begging here.. if you don't cover that thing up I wont be able to contain myself.
>>2234998
It depends on what soap you use. I bet you smell pretty~
>>2235010
I'll see if I can come back later today~ if you're a good boy and wait I'll try to get here quickly.
A lovely goddess, a nice collection of asses, and DMG isn't raping innocent children. Great way to start the morning.
>>2235010
I don't know about that.
Sex with me wouldn't be all that great. I'm still technically a virgin.
>>2235022
>technically
>>2235003
>Palutena sighs softly as you press your hands into her breasts, closing her eyes and smiling wider as your trembling fingers sink into her breasts. She reaches down with her graceful, pale fingers and brushes them across your swollen bulge, speaking in the same calm, soothing voice, now tinged with the slightest hint of breathy lust.
Mmmm... Do they feel nice, my dear? Maybe you want to use one of your hands to take care of your problem~.
>>2235018
>Palutena seems to ignore your begging, knowing full well that you're getting wet and/or hard underneath that skirt. And she intends to make one of her favored children as horny as she can. She moans louder, laying another hard smack across her ass, biting her lip and trying not to let her eyes roll up as the pleasant sensation of being smacked makes the goddess quiver.
Oh my...
>>2235021
(<3)
>>2235030
Y-Yes!
Technically, I haven't had any guy in there yet.
>>2235032
W-Well, I still don't recommend that. I need to, um, practice.
>>2235018
I don't think mine smells like anything. Gems don't really make body odor, or need cleaning t all.
>>2235035
>playfully blows you a kiss from the shadows
>>2235035
>Anon begins squeezing Palutena's breasts, clearly enjoying the feeling of her softness. He trembles as she traces her fingers across his buldge, causing his cock to twitch
I-I'm sorry Lady Palutena, I don't think I know how.
>>2235021
I'LL RAPE WHO I WANT
>>2235035
... Okay, that's it. You asked for it.
>she walking up behind the plump goddess she grips both of her round cheeks, spreading them roughly, without care she dives her already red blushed face between her chubby cheeks and happily kisses at her tight little hole as well as her sweet little slit, pecking her most sensitive areas with quick, wet kisses
Mhmm~ You naughty little slut~
>>2235042
Don't need cleaning? Ahh.... I was hoping on showering with you...
>>2235032
Then until then~
>>2235058
She got this crazy look in her eye and said "Let's get it on.".
>>2235045
>
>>2235054
You don't? My, you've been remarkably resistant to your own needs. At your own detriment, my love...
>She sighs sadly and shakes her head with a knowing expression, hooking her fingers into your boxer's waistband and tugging it down, letting your cock spring free.
Okay, I'll show you then you'll repeat after me~. Got it?
>She reaches forward and carefully wraps her hand around the base of your cock, squeezing you tightly, making your dick thicken perceptibly and giving you one long, slow stroke up, then down.
>>2235058
Ahn~!
>Palutena gives you her dirtiest little squeal, her mature voice pitching up into a girlish little giggle as you dig your tongue into one hole, then the other. She keeps smacking her huge, motherly ass around your deeply-plunged face, smothering you in soft flesh as you make the goddess's strong legs quiver in delight.
Oh, what a lovely worshipper I've got tonight~!
>>2235083
Here have one before I leave~
>>2235072
It's my bed room eyes... so.. my eyes all the time.
>>2235081
>Switching up her soft pecks into long, wet licks she tastes both of the goddess' holes, making sure they're nice and wet, she removes her face from the lowers of the green haired beauty for a moment, taking a breath she looks over her handy work
Worshiper? No no no, I was just making sure I don't go in dry~
>As she spits out those sharp words she reaches under her skirt, soon taking out her long, thick cock, prodding it's thick head onto the now wet puckering hole of the goddess
Don't wanna hurt you... to much~
>>2235083
BOOTY
O
O
T
Y
>>2235091
YOU.
We still up for our date tonight right?~
>>2235093
(>gives that a good smack as you leave)
>>2235081
I-I'm sorry Lady Palutena
>Anon lets out a surprised "eep" as his cock springs free. He stiffens as the Goddess squeezes his cock and strokes it, then he shivers as a wave of pleasure courses through his body
L-Like this?
>Anon takes his cock in his hand and repeats Palutena's motion, if a little more unsure and shaky. Agin he shivers with pleasure.
Did I do good?
GET ME A SANDWICH
>>2235095
yup
>>2235098
<3
(ok I gotta go now so I won't be ale to reply)
>>2235104
>Makes you a foot long
>>2235095
Mhmhmhmhmmmm, whatever you say~!
>The motherly goddess' kind, soft demeanor seems to have melted just for you, her emerald eyes twinkling knowingly as she shakes her thick, partially red ass at you, enticing you to plunge yourself deep inside a literal goddess. She reaches back between her legs with the hand that had been laying hefty smacks across her cheeks and slowly traces her clit with her nails as she speaks.
What are you waiting for~? Come and get your love the rough way, Dark Magician Girl~!
>>2235101
You did fine, my dear~!
>She grins gently and plucks your hand away from your cock, wrapping it back up in her silky palm and starting to stroke you up and down again, for four or five pumps of her fist before she raises her hand back to your shoulder, tugging you closer against her, making you grope her just a little harder.
Do you think you can do it yourself~? I promise you it'll feel good.
>>2235110
>Palutena hops up quickly and leaps back, falling right into your lap, her massive ass jiggling through her tight white skirt.
>>2235106
>That look
My god~ now I remember why I love you more everyday <3
>>2235110
What's wrong with a little booty anon?~
>>2235111
>shoves it down his throat
I fell asleep on Alter Saber!!! I want to kill myself.
>>2235135
Do it.
>>2235126
Ah...ahhhh~
>The feeling of Palutena stroking him and holding him closer was so good. His hand sunk deeper into her breasts, he was not fully groping her now. playing with her breast.
I-I think I can Lady Palutena.
>Anon takes his dick in his hand and begins slowly pumping,his eyes closing as the waves of pleasure wash over him
I-I heard girls...like the...big ones. Is...is mine big enough?
>>2235135
>tfw cucked by sleep
>>2235135
Kill yourself
>>2235133
Ehehe~ It's nice to have a boy obsessed with my rear end instead of my top half~!
>She winks and shakes her bountiful booty against your hands, leaning back and pressing her toned back into your chest, looping her arm back around your neck and looking you in the eye
Do you like it that muuuuch?
>>2235142
Oh anon, you don't need to worry! Let me give you a little rhyme to set you at ease~!
>Palutena grins and reaches up with both hands, tugging you closer, pressing your face against her breasts even as you knead one, then the other, her voice a happy, chiming singsong despite the hand reaching down between your legs to run a thumb over your balls.
Under six won't scratch the itch, but more than nine is not sublime~! Mostly. In both cases.
>>2235058
I can help you in the shower!
L-Like, scrub your back, and stuff.
>>2235083
Yeah, y'know... practice.
>>2235126
>Noticing the beauty before her begging for her she can't help but grind her teeth to try and contain herself, her cock already twitching before entering the god. However soon she prods harder and harder at the motherly hips before her and penetrates her tight little pucker, popping in a stiff head before sliding in inch after inch of thick cock into her rear, the heat and size filling her insides with warmth as she pumps into her slowly, letting out a lusty sigh of her own
O-oh my god~ you're so... FUCK~
>Her cheeks are ablaze, barely even able to whisper sweet nothings her cock is squeezed tight by her warm hole
>>2235133
Fine. Have some tits then.
>>2235155
Mmmff
>Anons face presses against her breasts. Though he is surprised at first he starts nuzzing her chest. Almost instinctively he starts pumping his cock harder. He looks up at Palutena from her breasts
That makes me f-fell better.
>He then looks away, he's not sure where the question he's about to ask came from. Perhaps it was diving intervention
C-can I scratch your itch?
>tfw dmg doesn't like being your mom
>>2235167
Ooooooooh~!
>Palutena's back arches and she lifts her head, her jaw abruptly hanging slack, her eyes wide as she's reminded why being fucked in the ass is always a fun experience for a literal immortal. Her hole opens up wonderfully around you, not loose in the slightest but perhaps used enough to stretch around your fat futacock, the insides gripping to every inch of your shaft, particularly your head, and she just keeps giving and giving the more you shove inside her.
Oh woooow~! I haven't had such a "big girl" in over a century too! Does it feel good? It looks like it...
>>2235175
The only thing that "scratches my itch" is knowing my sweet subjects are satisfied...
>She reaches up and turns your face back to hers, making you look right into her beautiful emerald eyes, her adoring smile, helping bring her voice into focus despite the haze of pleasure clouding your mind from jerking your hard, thick cock.
What would satisfy you most?
>>2235182
(That's why you have me~!)
>>2235155
Yesss, of course! Its so big and perfect, yet I can see why guys go nuts over your chest to! But damn..
>he continues to squeeze and grope at her ass, digging his fingers into the fabric
>>2235165
I mean, rubbing my dick against your butt is good practise, right?
>>2235167
If I wasnt so obssesed with ass, I need those on my face asap
>>2235187
>Will you tuck me in at night after you fuck me?
>>2235187
>Anon stares up at her face for a moment, enraptured by the beauty of the Goddess. So much so that he slows down jerking off his cock. His jumbled thoughts then begin to focus on one thing, one very important thing.
I..I don't wanna be a virgin anymore.
>>2235190
N-Not exactly. I want to practice actually having sex and stuff.
If you want to do that, I-I suppose it wouldn't hurt if I learned how to do that, right?
>>2235190
>Palutena laughs happily, positively glowing at your sincere compliments to her delicious round ass, deciding to reward you with a bit of a hard grind. She grips the arms of the chair and starts to hum a jaunty little tune, shoving her ass into your crotch, giving you plenty to knead and grope despite the round, luscious lumps grinding against your cock and balls.
>>2235194
(Yes~)
>>2235200
Ahhhh~. I suppose I might have known...
>Palutena gently pushes you away. For a moment, it seems she'll reject you... But her kindness and her love is unbounded. She leans back and falls onto a nearby bed, reaching down and gripping her thighs, gently opening them up for you, her skirt falling away to reveal her pristine white panties.
Come closer, my dearest.
>>2235165
I was hoping on scrubbing you honey!
I'm sure with a little water and love I can make you shine like a diamond!
>>2235182
... Shit did I leave my kids at the day care again?
>>2235187
>She nods rapidly at the god's question, trying her best to contain her lust she bites at her lip, the tight hole she's pumping into feeling like heaven itself as she begins to speed up her thrusting, her hips smacking onto yours, the light sound of flesh hitting flesh begins to fill the room as she pumps herself into the curvy women before her
I... huff... fucking.. love this~
>>2235190
How's this for booty?~
>>2235217
>Palutena laughs happily as your hips smack into her wonderfully sore ass, her aching skin somewhat soothed by the feeling of your wide, sexy waist slapping against her cheeks. She stops fucking around with her clit and goes for broke by shoving her fingers into her pussy, moaning like the world's most divine whore as she rakes her nails across her g-spot, the pleasure from that compounding hard with the pleasure of having such a big, hard cock pounding and slamming away at her ass.
Mmmmm, hardly anyone uses my other hole... I don't get nearly enough of it...
>>2235217
(Yes you did and it's cold today)
>Her son clings to her leg shaking hard
I was scared that you forgot about me...
>Tears running down his face
>>2235201
Oh, I seeee~ I mean, we can do that, sure! If you dont want to lose your precious virginity we can always use an alternative hole, too
>>2235212
Damn Goddess, this might...this might just be the best butt ever
>he gropes harder, a finger pushing towards the looser folds of the fabric as he hardens beneath her, his bulge pushing up hard against her meaty end as it grinds and slams against his lap
>>2235217
I cant decide if I want to eat, kiss, fuck or suffocate under it
>>2235212
>Will you let me nurse from you too?
I enjoy a good cock
>>2235217
Oh, I doubt I'd ever shine like a Diamond!
I'm just a Peridot, after all. Hard light doesn't collect any dirt, so I'm clean all the time.
I really don't need cleaning.
>>2235257
A-Another hole? You mean my--
I-I'd try that, but I'm scared it would hurt!
>>2235212
>Anon slowly comes closer to the bed, his cock in hand. He climbs on top of the Goddess until his face is level with her breasts. He looks up at her with pleading eyes
W-what do you want me to do?
>>2235261
Guess you take after your mom.
Well shit, I finished Bloodborne and become squid
i either play through it again or wait until monday night
>hugs everybody in the thread
>>2235257
Don't let DMG hear you say that~! I know she's proud of her assets!
>Palutena snaps her fingers, extending the tiniest shred of her power to make your pants unzip themselves and drop down your waist, your dick springing up against the heavenly ass grinding down on it, rubbing her silky robes up and down your shaft ruthlessly and making her round globes jiggle.
>>2235259
(If you want!)
>>2235261
(Izaya Oriwhora at his finest.)
>>2235297
Let me take care of it at first.
>She smiles kindly up at you as you lie down on top of her, gently pushing you upwards, reaching down between the two bodies to grip your cock. She angles you towards her slowly-soaking panties and tugs the white fabric aside, revealing her soft pussy lips to your wondering eyes. She tugs you forward lovingly, pressing your head forward against her pussy, her breath coming harder by the second, a soft flush creeping across her face.
Now... Just... Push forward, okay?
>>2235327
(Fuck I nearly choked on my water)
>>2235311
Oh....
>>2235334
Fuq u
>>2235252
>As she pounds away at the goddess's dirty hole she can't help but raise a hand and bring it back down across the lush cheeks of her, watching the already reddened behind jiggle as she hits it only increases the rate at which she slams into her, reaching forward she grips onto the emerald locks of hair in front of her, tugging at it she forces the god to arch her back even more, pushing her hips to hers as she does so, huffing and puffing her cock twitches inside of her
Mhmm~ Fuck! I'll happily use it all you want~
>>2235253
Oh calm down~ I could never forget about my little man~
>she says with a warm smile, wiping the tears away from his eyes
You're gunna be okay~ Stop being such a baby
>>2235294
But I waaaaannnnnaaaa...
Fiiiine.
... I'm still gunna scrub your butt...
>>2235323
DON'T
TEASE ME LIKE THIS.
Are we too dead in here for another buttslut?
>>2235352
Well, practice is practice, right?
So, I-I suppose it's okay if you, uh, d-do all that stuff you said you want to do.
>>2235322
Meow
Best girl playing best game.
>>2235334
Oh...wow
>Anon stares for a second at the Goddesses pussy, and then lets out a gasp of surprise as she pulls him forward and he feels the head of his cock touch her pussy.
L-Like this?
>Anon slowly pushes forward and slides his cock into the Goddess. His eyes widen as he feels his cock rubbing inside her.
Oh my God..dess heh heh.
>Instinctively anon begins pushing harder and faster, his hips starting to pound against hers. His timidity slowly fades as the pleasure intensifies. His breath is now panting as he pleasures the Goddess.
>>2235373
I suppose that's fine, if you really want to scrub it.
We need a shower first, though...
>>2235375
Ok cutie~ Get comfortable then, bend over that table or something. Give me a little display
>>2235388
ech
well i was gonna do the DLC but then i killed Gherman instead
so i'll probably do that when i feel like playing it again
but i'll probably wait until i pick up Dark Souls monday
Who LURK here?
>>2235351
(You're still the funniest cunt in HG, for what it's worth.)
>>2235352
Mmmmhmmm~ But then again...
>Palu taps her chin softly, her hips stopping for a moment, the fat ass no longer grinding up and down your dick. Then she shrugs and lifts her hips up, grabbing her skirts and yanking it aside, dropping back down and sandwiching your drooling, burning hot dick between her cheeks as she starts to vigorously shake her ass on it.
Nah.
>>2235373
Haaaaaah~!
>The smack across her ass and the hand in her hair is more than enough for the tired, fuck-happy goddess to latch onto, her face hanging slack and blissful as you rut away at her asshole. Within minutes of your throbbing cock plowing into her tightly-clenching, silky-smooth ass, she's starting to really yell, giving you the signal that the loving goddess is cumming like crazy from being ridden and fucked roughly by a certain blonde tittymonster magician~.
>>2235390
Ahhh... Oooh, why were you worried at all...?
>She moans happily as you quickly pump and thrust away at her soft, tightly-gripping pussy, your formerly-virgin cock sheathed in a shiny layer of a goddess's hot girlcum as she reaches up and tugs your face down, yanking you into her breasts as you fuck her, cooing happily to you and patting your back encouragingly, wrapping her legs around your waist to yank you deeper inside her.
There... Isn't that nice...?
>>2235409
Me!
>>2235408
Meow!
>>2235412
Y-yes, it feels sooo good my goddess!
>As the Goddess wraps his legs around his waist Anon's cock goes even deeper inside her. He responds by thrusting as hard as he can into Palutena, the now slick pussy making it very easy for him to pound as hard as he can. Anon then lifts his head up from her breasts, and without needing to think begins sucking on one
>>2235438
Meow
>>2235393
Do we really?
She asks as she skips towards the shorter green girl, reaching behind her in a tight hug for a moment, squeezing her, her hands drop to her lush, round bottom, gripping onto it for a moment
Can't I just rub it all over now?~
>>2235412
>With a few more grunts she plumps into the cock loving goddess another few times, trying her best to hold back she can't help but let out a loud, lusty moan right before she breaks, shooting rope after rope of thick, creamy cum deep inside the tired, wide hipped girl's rear, filling her with hot, cum she pants loudly before pulling her thick member out of the now agap hole before her, laying beside the freshly fucked goddess
That... that was so good...
>>2235425
>Hugs Bailey with a wide, stupid smile
... I-I'm a huge fan..
>>2235409
I am just lurking right now.
>>2235453
turtle noises
>>2235412
>Will never get complimented by a goddess for the things I do.
Suffering more than Madoka.
>>2235460
>Feline like noises.
>>2235475
>turtle mating call
>fucks a rock
>>2235435
Ahhhh... Oooh, such a good... good boy...
>She sucks in a deep breath as you start to suckle and slurp on her nipple, reaching behind your head and tugging it into her massive breast, locking her ankles around your waist to keep you from slipping out of her with your lusty, frenzied thrusts, your balls slapping wildly against her drooling lips. Her pussy squeezes you tighter and tighter by the second, making it harder and harder to pound her, to make her cry out like she does as you thrust mightily inside her, giving a valiant effort for a man with his first woman.
>>2235454
>Palutena sits there for a few seconds with her fingers buried in her tightly-squeezing pussy and an ass that's been freshly-seeded with your hot futa-cum, drooling openly from between her pale lips before thought and sense returns to her. She blinks softly and looks over at the drained, hard magician, grinning softly and turning over onto her belly, crawling over and snuggling in close beside your busty, thick form.
(And I have FINALLY lewded you.)
>>2235465
(Give it time, [redacted]. We'll play soon~)
>>2235396
>Peridot turns towards the table, and hesitantly bends over it.
I-I don't really know how to give you a 'display.'
S-Something like this?
>She shakes her butt a little, and starts gently waving it left and right.
>>2235454
H-Hey!
I thought you just wanted to shower, w-what's all this about?
>Peridot tries to free herself from the hug.
>>2235482
>Aggressive feline noises.
Woof!
>>2235483
(As much as I would like to. I am not into mother figure or mothers in general.)
>>2235486
Why Peridot and not something like... Emerald?
>>2235374
No... but my dick might be too small for you...
>The small boy looks away blushing
>>2235334
(Would it make you happy if I called you mommy and suckled your teet while we snuggled after I have a bad dream?)
>>2235373
Really?
>Her small son jumped into her arms nuzzling her chest
I missed you alot mom
>>2235495
(What ARE you into, Ryona~?)
>>2235500
(If it makes you happy~)
>>2235493
>agressive kangaroo noises
quack
>>2235505
(If you know that I am Ryouna then you should know already.)
>>2235496
(Because she is a Peridot, a character from Steven Universe. Duh.)
Fuck is ragyo rping all night and I'm at work as always cucked cucked cucked
- sonanon
>>2235512
>Aggressive parrying noises.
Mooooo.
>>2235516
(I also know who you were originally, it didn't tell me much~ Masochist? Besides that I don't know.)
>>2235483
>She's surprised by the sudden affection she returns the warm embrace, stroking her long, beautiful green locks, sighing as she holds onto you
... Sorry.. I'm just so use to people leaving after... that~
(I've been behind on my lewding.. work as been killing me... I knew I remembered the writing, I just didn't wanna say anything <3)
>>2235486
>She only squeezes you tighter in her embrace, her hands busy as they squeeze and play with your lush rear
A shower of love is still a shower. Right?~
>>2235500
>Stroking the young boy's back for comfort she kisses his cheek
I missed you too.. it's just that mommy's busy a lot~ You understand, right?
>>2235526
(Just imagine me as both sisters. Ryouna and Ryoubi.
>>2235528
>Passive clown sounds
Meow
>>2235483
>Anon continues to suck on her nipple, to tease it with his tounge. As her pussy tightens Anon pounds harder and harder in defiance of it. As he lustily thrusts inside her he could feel something slowly building up inside him, a huge pressure that was about to unleash itself into the Goddess.He takes his mouth off the nipple to speak
Lady Palutena I..I feel like I'm gonna explode!
>>2235534
Make a Minako folder
Good morning class!
>>2235495
>Not being into milfs
What are you? Gay?
>>2235545
So you decided to come back anyway, huh?
>>2235553
(What do you mean?)
>>2235534
(a little shame that Hajime doesn't play Haruka anymore, would love to see you two play)
>>2235538
ech
>>2235545
Good morning, teacher.
>>2235545
Good morning miss Baker.
>>2235527
>Peridot squirms and tries to wiggle herself free.
N-Not so suddenly!
>In retaliation, she grabs DMG's breasts and starts fondling them.
H-How do you like that, huh?
>>2235523
(Sunday!)
>>2235527
(Well, I stayed up way too long to finally taste the Notorious DMG~ Worth. Hope everything clears up for you soon.)
>>2235534
(More research is required.)
>>2235539
Go ahead! Cum all you want, Anon~!
>It's more than just a cry of pleasure, more than the kind of thing a woman says when she's caught up in a flurry of lust. She WANTS you to cum. She NEEDS you to cum. And the will of a goddess, along with the tight wet tunnel closing in on all sides of your hot, swollen manhood and the feeling of her sandaled legs tugging you in, forcing you to sink balls-deep inside her divine cunt, can't be denied.
>>2235545
Good morning, maestro~!
>>2235563
Meow
"Now class, repeat after me!"
"I want to impregnate my teacher."
>>2235579
Meow.
>>2235573
I really need to stop browsing the threads on my breaks, I see stuff like this and lament everything. And you're running palutena of all things too
I'm going to freaking destroy you Sunday
>>2235586
>Raises hand
But teacher, I don't have a penis.
>>2235591
>Implying it won't be you who shall be mind-broken
>>2235542
(Why? Adachi did post it with the rest of his folders. There's no point.)
>>2235560
(I am not great though. More mediocre than anything.)
>>2235593
"Check in your desk, penises have been provided for those who did not get the notice to bring their own ahead of time."
>>2235573
>Anon lets out a long groan of lust as he feels the walls closing in on his cock and it being pull deeper inside. He managed to get out one last long thrust before
I..I..ah!
>Like a bursting dam the hot white liquid is unleashed into the goddesses pussy. The pleasure of release makes Anon howl in pleasure like an animal as the cum soaks the walls of the Goddesses' hot and wet hole. He cums for much longer than he thought would be possible, and the waves of pleasure coursing through him nearly knock him out. Eventually the flood subsides and anon collapses on the bed beside Palutena.
>>2235586
"I want to impregnate my teacher"
...wait what?
>>2235613
Are they provided at the PTA meeting?
>>2235612
He didn't actually post the Minako one, he said it was filled with music and a textfile.
>>2235545
>Sleeping in the back of the class.
>>2235625
"Very good! Now repeat after me!"
"Miss Baker makes my penis very hard."
>>2235627
"Why would we have penises at the PTA? That's for parent's evening Mr Bones."
>>2235565
>With a giggle she spreads the large green cheeks of the stuttering girl before her, playfully patting the cheeks as you grab and rub her soft bust
Oh I like it a lot~ A little harder?~
>>2235573
(It will, off work all weekend. Maybe if you're free too we can do another session with you in your.. other form~)
>>2235617
>For a moment, you lie alone on the bed, soaking in your own pleasure, your body consumed by the wonderful wracking sensations of your first orgasm with a woman. But slowly, a pair of arms surround your head and draw you in close, pulling you back into the warm, feminine embrace. Your goddess kisses you softly on the forehead and cradles you close, squeezing her legs together to prevent any of your cum from escaping, humming softly and ruffling your hair lovingly as she curls her tall body around yours.
>>2235657
(Mmmf, you swim into shark-infested waters. Sharks with freakin' lasers. See you later, beautiful~)
>>2235650
Uh...uh.."Miss Baker makes my...penis...very hard"?
Will this be on the test?
>>2235634
(I know. Until he gives up the rights to that character I won't make a folder out of respect.)
>>2235650
Miss!
When will we be learning about world war two and how good old uncle Adolf saved us from the dirty kikes?
>>2235662
I'll have sex with the sharks too
>Diving back into work now my lovelies, off all weekend with a bottle of booze. expect me begging for cock pics <3
>>2235668
"No. But you'll be in me later."
>>2235675
"This is an English class! That's for your History lessons.
Now repeat after me
'Hitler did nothing wrong'"
>>2235665
(I dunno, I'm very tired. And sorry, I can't be mommy right now. I have to sleep~ See you later!)
>>2235669
Why not just do it? He's a disgrace and ruins characters, better somebody else uses her cute ass so I can USE her for my own pleasures
>>2235657
>Peridot stops her fondling and moans a little.
S-Stop it.
>She starts fondling again, and squeezes her nipples with her thumb and index.
D-Doesn't this hurt? H-How are you having so much fun?
>>2235689
Rommel did nothing wrong.
>>2235689
>another student tries to slide in late without being noticed
>>2235705
Desert Fox didndu nuffin
>>2235716
Afrika korps best korps.
>>2235707
"Excuse me but I really would prefer it if you would just say you're sorry for being late instead of pretending this is a stealth mission." Miss baker says in a huff
"You may be late, but many use that as an excuse to not show up at all and I've already taken register. Now please get into your seat."
>>2235705
"Ehhh close enough."
>>2235703
>With a bite at her lip she nods, her perky little nipples only becoming stiff as you tease and play with them, raising her hand and slapping your round green bottom hard in reply
I love seeing you squirm~
(but I have to get back to work. if I see you about I'll be sure to finish you right <3)
>>2235729
sorry miss baker, i slept in just a bit, and i couldn't miss your class for the world~
>he takes his seat in the middle
>>2235689
In you? Uh, isn't this meant to be an English class?
>>2235586
What is this teacher
>goes to the principal I neve
Prison?! I wouldn't last five seconds in prison!
>>2235729
Awesome, So did I pass?
when she continuously fondles your phallic member with her oral aperture despite the clear disposal of seminal fluid
>>2235765
>hurls brick
>>2235765
>throws rocks
>>2235763
"Not until you make a pass at your Teacher."
>>2235741
"Of course, and part of english is learning to use it to seduce people or coerce them into sex."
>>2235740
"Don't be such a suckup, sucking is my job young man."
>>2235759
>Yellow kitty shows up as I have to start focusing on work
Why is life so cruel
>>2235787
i thought we had to learn seduction, im just letting you know that having a class based around seducing a beautiful woman is my favorite~
>still being such a kiss ass as confidence laces every word
>>2235787
Is that really part of learning English Miss Baker?
>>2235787
Lets keep it topical then.
Ayy bby, let me take them panzers off.
>>2235814
>Dat Mairu
>reminded she has no fanart
I wish there was an ERP Minako
>>2235695
Good night and sweet dreams mom~
>Your son tucks you in stroking your forehead a few times then kissing it just like you do for him
>>2235817
i couldnt even get over 100 images for the folder i had
suffering
>>2235819
Dont we all
>creativity and writing quality take a nosedive while tipsy
>only feel like ERPing anymore while tipsy
>>2235802
"Calm down young man, if you try to seem too good I won't consider you for catchup lessons."
>>2235805
"Of course, what good is knowing a language if you don't know how to use it effectively?"
>>2235814
"Very good! Many women love puns."
>>2235824
i was making a folder for her before coming here, yea i got around 60 but those where ant icons for tumblr
Don't worry! I'll be here when you get off work, probably.
>>2235765
>Falls asleep on
Meow
>>2235831
I guess you're right Miss Baker.
>>2235817
I have a few senpai pictures with both of them.
>>2235831
Good, Now give me my passing certificate.
>>2235831
well, i have missed a few days so i do need a personal lesson for catch up anyways, and i haven't had a chance to start my 'have sex with miss baker and write about it' essay
>>2235839
Then in 4 hours that ass in mine
>Back to the lurking corner
>>2235759
(Still doing the tied to a pole thing or is it too late for that)
>>2235759
>Pulls out his 8 inch cock again.
Come on, just suck it already. I don't have all day.
>>2235841
>pushes off
>a cliff
ech
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2235825
Why don't you do it?
>>2235844
"Of course I'm right! I'm the teacher."
>>2235845
"Sorry but first you'll have to pass an oral exam."
>>2235847
"After class is finished then, but I don't like you, you're too cocky."
>>2235897
sorry... ill let you get back to your lesson
>and there goes his confidence, now focusing more on his notes
>>2235897
Well...could you teach me more please?
>>2235897
>raises hand
Miss Baker, may I use the restroom?
>mfw you want to play, but there are so few good pics of the character.
Hey, what's up.
>>2235919
>I know that feel
>Hey what's up?
>>2235897
Miss Baker. Can I kill that cocky student?
>>2235919
Hello there miss. Thats quite a spicy outfit you are wearing there.
>>2235937
kill me instead
>>2235914
"Of course! And if you would like feel free to ask another student to come with you. It can be a learning experience for you both."
>>2235912
"Of course!" She exclaims as she beams a wide smile at him, she walks toward his desk unbuttoning her top and subsequently kneels down pressing her exposed breasts against the hard smooth wood while her hands reach under and grasp at his thighs "These are breasts, now tell me how many english words do you know for breasts?"
>>2235937
"No killing in the classroom."
>>2235928
I'm alright, thanks!
I just feel like enjoying an indulgent afternoon, letting my everyday self fade and something else take over.
>>2235940
Mmmph, you dont know half of it. This -thing- loves me...
>>2235952
I'm having my period, I don't think anyone would want to come with
>>2235952
>the previously cocky student fidgets in his desk as he takes notes... now scared of the others
>>2235942
When you fights me in blood borne.
>>2235952
This is the worst class that I've been to.
>>2235940
Hi Guy Fieri
>>2235952
Well uh
>Anon blushes and tries not to stare at her breasts
There's boobs, tits, funbags, melons and uh...uh
>The feeling of his teacher's hands on his thighs was making it hard for anon to think
>>2235964
fight me in dark souls instead
im done with BB
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2235853
Looks like I am safe or are you going to take on me and her?
>>2235979
It's alive... joined with me! And it craves your touch.
> WE crave your touch...!
>>2235958
"Repeat after me 'Women have 3 holes and 2 hands, just because one bleeds doesn't shut down the others.'" she reaches into her pocket and throws Hane a hallpass "Go suck a dick in the bathrooms or something!"
>>2235964
"This class is for english language, if you would like try talking him into suicide. But no killing."
>>2235973
"Very good, now I want you to grasp them and think of words to describe how they feel!" as she says this her fingers grab at his zipper and pull it down, her hands sinking into his pants she begins to stroke her fingers along his length.
>>2235995
>begins to bleed from all holes and then hands start bleeding
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2235995
You're not even going to make someone go with her and clean for her?
>>2235989
>Midna and Yellow kitty at the same time
PLEASE
NO
I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
>>2235990
It does?
>He felt suspecious yet he couldn't help but to walk towards you out of curiousity
>>2235995
Y-yes Miss
>Anon gingerly takes a hold of both breasts and begins to squeeze them
Soft...warm...squishy....smooth
>As Miss Baker begins to stroke his length Anon's cock slowly becomes harder and harder
>>2235957
What are you supposed to be?
>>2235897
I already did that before though when I said rommel did nothing wrong
>>2236014
I'll be waiting then, I have a day off today.
>>2235976
>Not even demon souls
>>2236030
well i only played dark souls 1 and bloodborne
and i bought dark souls 3
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2236034
>>Not even demon souls
>>2236027
... Looks like I'm going to be busy today~
>>2236034
>He dodged Dark Souls 2
You lucky bastard....
>>2236037
>>2236042
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2236052
>>>Not. even. demon. souls.
>>2236056
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Ankha left
Ree this thread!
Ree!
>>2236000
"HOLY SHIT! Don't go to the bathroom! Go to the nurse!"
>>2236024
Miss Baker opens her mouth wide, her mouth wet and drooling as her tongue curls and flexes "No no! An oral exam, you just said a phrase."
>>2236020
Her hand grasping his hardening length she begins to pump it, her other hand cradling his balls. "More." she simply instructs, soft moans escaping her mouth as her student gropes her pliable breasts.
>>2236071
>Shrugs
Looks like I made it just in time for dead hours! <3
>>2236073
But i want to stay in time for lunch
speaking of which, what's for lunch?
>>2236073
>Anon bolts up from his table and walk straight towards the rear door
This is what I get for assuming I could actually learn something from a blonde bimbo bitch.
>>2236000
That's ebola.
>>2236073
M-more way to say breast or more...?
>Anon continues to grope at her breasts, feeling her nipples harden he begins to run his fingers across them. He squeezes harder, growing more confident by the second
T-they can also be called muffins...maybe, or orbs...or milkbags...
>His cock is not fully erect, and drooling with precum. His balls are turgid and full. He squirms with pleasure as the teacher pumps his dick.
>>2236073
Such a disgraceful act for a teacher...
I'll have you reported to the principal
>stands up from a table
>>2236073
Um, teacher, what class is this?
>>2236120
R U N
U
N
>>2236073
Aight, So what do you want me to say for the exam?
Recite poetry? Persuasive speaking?
>>2236120
Speaking of class.
>>2236073
>Open the door
Get on the floor?
Who's ready for Monday?
>>2236134
Parsee. The weekend just started and you are thinking about monday already? Are you okay?
>>2236123
W H Y
H
Y
>>2236127
Alamo is teaching? She looks pretty different.
>>2236134
dark souls is tuesday isnt it? we having a big shebang of people who arnt going to be around as much?
>>2236079
"I don't know, I don't work in the cafeteria."
"Besides won't you get blood all over everything in your state?"
>>2236087
The door swings open before him and to greet him Miss Baker is bent over, ass exposed and in the air "Did you know that rear door is a euphemism for asshole?"
>>2236102
"Do you know where you are? This is ERP academy! The principal doesn't care." tears roll down Miss Baker's cheeks as she begins to sob. "The only reason I was given the job is because students would want to fuck me! I wanted to teach Japanese students english and somehow I ended up here with no money!"
>>2236101
Her grip tightens in response to the sensation of her student mauling her breasts, her hands pumping him erratically trying to milk him of his seed. "Both, and ways to describe my breasts. Oh and say what you would like to do with them." she says with a grin, her cheeks growing redder as lust becomes her primary motivation.
>>2236120
"English!"
>>2236126
"No no no!" she responds, her eyes gazing to his crotch "I'll examine you with my mouth."
>>2236130
"Fuck your teacher like a whore!"
>>2235705
Ffs, Izaya, it's not funny if it's mostly true.
>>2236139
Dark souls is Monday! Maybe Sunday I'll whore myself out for everyone here.
>>2236143
For me it comes out on Monday.
>>2236139
dark souls 3 comes out then
>>2236143
well people who preordered get it monday but its officially released on tuesday
>>2236151
>pukes on her desk
o-oh let me clean that up
>she slams herself on the desk and begins to eat her own vomit
>>2236151
Miss baker i want my teacher to ride me is that ok?
>the anon asks with a raised hand and visible tent
>>2236161
>>2236163
Monday.....
>>2236134
I'm just ready for our date...unless you just want to drop it... which is fine don't force yourself to do it if you're feelin it
>>2236151
Oh, english? How many periods until lunch? I'm hungry...
Ah.
>>2236151
But that's not how an oral exam works....Do you even have your teaching license?
>>2236151
>Anon's breathing gets faster as Miss Baker's pumping gets more erratic, his grip on the breasts not faltering
T-they'd big...fat...lewd...and I want...I want...I want you to use them to..to..
>>2236151
>Anon stares at the depraved, whorish visage of the woman before him
Yeah...yeah, I knew. I fucking knew. Now shove it, I've got better things to be doing.
>Anon forcefully grabs the blonde's plush cheeks and swings her off to the side
Fucking slut. I just wanted to learn.
>>2236174
Give me two hours.
>>2236182
You're going to sleep in 3.25 hours and I will hear no excuses.
>>2236198
O...kay?
>>2236203
Glad you agreed! So how's your day been?
...
>>2236213
nebr ebr
i deleted my folder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2236191
>won't be up in two hours
These thread used to be a lot more comfy.
>>2236213
Is everything okay?
>>2236209
Tiring... I only slept for a few hours last night - 3-4 hours tops. And I was out in the sun for... let's see... 6-7 hours, in total? Least I was able to get some rest.
Good morning
>>2236228
Dumb slutbag hobitch
>>2236163
Miss Baker calls an ambulance.
>>2236165
(I'm actually quickly losing my enthusiasm so I'm probably just going to finish what I'm already doing and go, sorry.)
>>2236184
"If I don't fuck every student I can the principal will take my job."
>>2236188
She pulls the desk aside and her heaving breasts fall down onto his lap, her hands still pumping at at his twitching shaft. "Yes, you want me to use them to do what?" she asks as she lets go of his cock, bringing her hand slick with his pre to her mouth she slowly licks it off of her fingers, her tongue writhing around and between them as she lets out pleased hums.
>>2236190
"Fine, I won't teach you how good sex is then."
>>2236213
"Hello again."
>>2236221
How so?
>>2236228
>gives loves
>>2236219
Sorry. Currently at the doctors.
>>2236227
At least you got some sleep! Let's try for a bit more tonight.
Anything interesting happen? Or just another day to mark off the calendar?
>>2236236
>Licks your cheek
>>2236232
...hmph
>>2236234
>she speaks with her mouth full of vomit
do yhou stall wan mi toh suk dik nowh?
>>2236228
Good morning.
I want to fuck two teachers at once
>pic related
>>2236238
Got some important documents that I need somewhere... Overall, even if it was exhausting, at least I did something productive, in lieu of being the usual lazy idiot I am.
>>2236259
(You need lessons on reading comprehension, I was licking your pre off my hands.)
>>2236250
... Hello to you too.
>>2236234
That doesn't sound like something that would be part of the current curriculum...Are you doing me a joke?
>>2236258
Will this teacher be able to tell me when lunch is?
>>2236258
is that a request or saying we have another teacher?
>>2236279
She'll feed you herself if you ask nice enough
>>2236280
Request
>>2236260
I'd say that makes today a hell of a good day for you! I should get outside more often too really.
So, any plans for tonight? Am I going to be seeing any Teto handholding action or is that happening on another day?
>>2236295
Can I go home?
I just remembered I left my dog in the oven.
>>2236275
"This... is a school for ERP."
>>2236279
(I would have made a pun about having you eat me out but considering how much I'm getting shitposted I'd expect you to vore me.)
>>2236268
Oh snap!)
>>2236234
Oh...ohhhh
>When Miss Baker's pumping stops Anon stares at her pleadingly, his cock twitching as if demanding Anon to make her continue pleasuring him. He watches her lick the pre off her hands, which only drives him more wild. He knows just what he wants her to do, and he takes a deep breath and says it
I want...you to..I want you to...I want to put my dick between them!
>>2236268
(Oh I'm so embarrassed)
>>2236313
I thought this was a school for fucking autistic like myself.
>>2236299
Mmh... Teto may not show up here very often soon, but - we will do stuff together in private. I'll likely just be relaxing for tonight... and hope that I'll be able to sleep early.
(That being said, we might stick to emails - whether or not it's temporary, I don't know - since they want to take a bit of a break from the threads. Her other characters may not appear soon either.)
>>2236339
>pic
>>2236309
But I saw you eating it in class this morning
>>2236339
Alright, but do you want to make a spoon
h...hmph !
>>2236317
She leans forward, hefting her voluptuous breasts over his hard cock before pressing them together against it, her soft mounds of flesh enveloping him in their warmth. "Very good. You wanted this?" She responds before pushing her breasts against him on each side, kneading herself along his length.
>>2236354
Whats the matter?
>>2236350
What class do you teach ma'am?
>>2236336
Well that kinda blows. But hey, if it works for you guys then all the better, ain't nobody forcing it to happen here. Thanks for letting us know!
I'll just stick around and see if anyone interesting shows up. Though, I don't think that person will be coming around any time soon.
>>2236350
Make a spoon? That sounds like work.
>>2236350
That was uh...my other dog?
>>2236237
Are you alright?
>>2236268
Savage!
>>2236259
Nigger what are you doing??
>>2236356
>Anon lets out a moan as he feels the warm breasts against his cock. His dick twitches from pleasure as a lewd smile spreads across his face
Oh yes...oh yes I wanted this. Thank you so much Miss Baker.
>>2236357
>Puffs her cheeks and pouts
i-it's not like I was thinking of doing something now or anything
>>2236365
>Pets very gently
>>2236362
Mmhm. It's a shame, but it should work better for now... At least, the funposters won't be very prevalent.
And who might you be waiting for?
>>2236354
Dumb horny bitch.
>>2236398
>He looks at you wondering
When you put it like that, then there must be something.
>>2236407
Oh my gosh I am <3 I woke up this morning thinking of sucking cock and it won't go away
>>2236401
O-Ouch...
>>2236420
Where does it hurt? I'm so sorry
>Starts to panic
>>2236406
That MEMEME poster from a few days back. Had a lot of fun with them, hope they'll come by again soon.
Them, or Heartanon. I haven't seen him in ages and I'm beginning to worry for that lovable guy.
So am I still able to erp with erectile dysfunction?
>>2236440
Of course. You will then just be the one receiving instead of giving.
>>2236395
She bounces her breasts up and down in his lap, pumping him between them as she moans, occasionally as she presses her breasts down against him the tip of his cock pokes through from the prison of mammary flesh. "You really like this don't you, you're getting my tits all slimy." she taunts as she leans down and licks at his drooling tip "Do you want to coat my tits and my face in your cum?"
>>2236428
E-Everywhere...
>begins bleeding profusely from every orifice in her body
>>2236453
>As she pumps his cock with her breasts Anon could feel his climax coming on. He tries to stop himself from cumming right away. Miss Baker doesn't make it easy though, and when she licks the tip of his cock he yelps in surprise and almost bursts
I..I am miss. And...and I want to coat both in cum..b-but if I h-had to choose...your breasts!
>>2236433
Oh, them... I only remember a bit of what they were doing, the Me!Me!Me avatar. Hopefully they will return soon.
They may just be busy... Who knows.
>>2236463
>Crawls on top of you and licks up the blood from your body, nervously savoring the bitter taste
>>2236463
I'm sorry I didn't mean to cause this!!
>Their breath erratic as they continue to panic over hurting the poor cute girl
How can I help without hurting you anymore? Tell me what I need to do
>>2236151
This job does not even give you that much money!
>holds her shoulders
You're just giving up and just going to sell your body instead of searching for a real job!
I like you Ms Ellen.
But You have to try! Do not give up on searching your dream job!
>>2236482
Yeah, would be great. Probably using one of their other avas and I can't figure out who it is. I'll just wait it out.
I hope so Kawai, I hope so. Well, I've got a bottle of whiskey and time to kill, I'll check back here every now and again. Make sure you hit the bed in 1.5 hours.
>>2236479
"Hmmm~ Just cum already!" She moans, her tongue greeting his tip each time it pokes free from between her breasts "I'm sure you'll spray enough for your teacher to coat both my face and my fat juicy tits!" the pumping continues, wet squelches echoing out from between her cleavage as her flesh becomes completely coated in pre.
"Repeat after me! 'I'm coming miss baker!'"
>>2236529
>Anon shakes with pleasure as she licks the tip of his dick. He pants and tries to do as he is told
"I'm..c-comming...MISS BAKER!"
>Finally Anon releases all of his spunk onto Miss Baker's heaving breasts. A huge load of cum hits his teacher square in the face, and quite a lot of it leaks onto her breasts. Anon lets out moans of ectasy as his cum coats Miss Baker
Can we not?
>Missed both Midna and Ankha
Shit.
>>2236557
"Good job! You get an A+!" she says as she scoops some of the cum on her face into her mouth.
"Class dismissed."
>>2236599
Th-thanks Miss. I'm looking forward to the next test.
someone here ordered some drugs and "Anime Removal Spray"?
Who wanted it?
>>2236620
Too early dipshit.
>>2236586
They'll be back. Don't worry about it
>>2236628
You wanna check that statement?
>>2236648
Had to bump some images just now to make it full.
New thread!
>>2236627
>>2236627
New thread!
>>2236650
Jesus Christ
Why make ANOTHER new thread? Just use the fucking one that's already up.
>inb4 meme thread
>>2236650
>being this assblasted over not being able to start new thread
jesus christ
>>2236660
It was created too early for no reason? This thread had to be forced to have full image limit otherwise.
>>2236672
I'm not gonna go further in this discussion.
>>2236672
The sheer amount of autism scares me.
>>2236679
I guess so but still he could've waited out till thread was full like we always do, except for Dominator yesterday but she had a long OP written out in the first place for a theme.
>>2236688
Let me rephrase my question
Are you from Australia?
>>2236698
No, states, why?
>>2236717
For the most part yes, as there was absolutely no reason to create one too early, for it to be filled with, whatever it is now currently there.
>>2236740
>6 images
>too early
>baiting this hard
>>2236750
I'm not baiting or anything here, just trying to stick to traditions and ruurus. I'm a huge faggot like that with conservatism.
>>2236762
>I'm a huge faggot
AT LEAST YOU GOT ONE THING RIGHT TODAY, KIDDO
>>2236762
Take a look at the last two threads for some maximal mindfuckery for you then.
>>2236783
>One thread is still at 236 pictures
What the fuck happened here while I was gone? Jesus Christ why?
>>2236795
If people want a new thread and they're near the end of one, they'll get a thread. Now stop being a autistic faglord and get with the fucking program.
>>2236802
>they'll get a thread.
Umm no? There has been multiple cases of that not happening especially before 240 images in with just ignoring the threads and that was way too damn early. Who is this faggot who keeps creating threads early now for no reason which hasn't been a thing for a month here at least in general?
>>2236821
Are you avoiding the point on purpose? I said that creating a new thread *near the end of one* is perfectly normal and acceptable. Granted, even I agree with the 236 thread being overkill.
Was it a shit move? Yeah, I agree it was.
But did anything horrible happen? No, and that's the point. Get over yourself.
Having only a handful of pictures left is going to kill the flow of any ongoing conversations. I fail to see what the problem with the first new thread even is. If you're that much of a stickler for "ruurus" then do us a favour and kill yourself. Or get over it.
>>2236833
If ERP ever descends to HG levels of new threads you guys can crucify me. The only time it's happened is that clusterfuck a few days back with the meme threads.
>>2236859
It's not normal and it's not acceptable, stop being a newfag this much please.
The problem with this is that people start creating threads early from now on if this becomes a norm, which is bad. Because the goal will be whatever the anon thinks he wants it to be creating shit like this to occur. It was 236 images earlier, it might be 230 tonight and so on with people wanting to push their OP as the definitive one, because muh OP.
Holding out till 250 has been a standard here, Jesus. Why is it so hard to just stick to norms?
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