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Traps are justice edition
I agree but link to the previous thread next time.
Nth for Primal (Hunter)
>>2219657
I'll play him tomorrow for you then if you want.
I want to fuck a trap in the ass while another trap sucks his trap cock and a shemale fucks the sucking trap in the ass.
>>2219657
D..Don't eat icepop so f-fast..
>He massages his head, ruffling his hair a little. He lays in your lap, a look of distress on his face.
Ah... Warmth helps-s...
>He rubs his rather soft face on your thigh, causing his expression to change a little bit. He scoots a bit closer, laying his head in the center of your lap, looking towards the T.V. He whispers to himself...
You are s-so soft..
l e w d
Guess the avatar!
>>2219659
Oh I do have a set of "casual" clothes that I wear when I take Suki to school. I just never wear them around here because they're, well, rather unnecessary~
>>2219707
Is that only for her? or can I join?
>>2219703
So, trap on trap, then? nagiichi does some of that.
>>2219718
You have a kid?
>>2219716
No idea
>>2219716
No one's ever guessed mine. If they did, I'd own up to it.
>>2219694
Traps a best
>>2219685
...take it slow, and steady. Don't assert yourself too much. Umm. Be nice and flirt with them...? Only uh... try to touch them, if the atmosphere feels right.
>>2219682
I missed an i in the email...
[email protected]
>>2219716
>>2219685
Hmm..
>Iowa sits next to her green haired friend and slings an arm over her shoulder.
You didn't have to worry about anything you know. It was fine! Honest!
>Her cheerful demeanor is present once more.
>>2219689
(Well, I mean, I need to be up in 5 hours for another 8 hour work day, so I probably should be going to sleep soon....but I didn't want to abandon my friends again so early)
>>2219703
(Don't worry, it's all 2D. Until you go to /soc/ or /gif/ and start checking out the trap threads.)
>>2219707
(Depends on if I'll be up, but I wouldn't pass up the chance!)
>>2219709
Hm?
>Iowa looks down as Chihiro places his head in her lap, a little awkward at first, but she gets used to the feeling rather quickly. Her ears twitch at his next words.
Soft? Ahaha, I guess so...not many people call me that though, especially when I have my cannons loaded up. Ehehe~
>She scratches the back of her head as she casually pets the boy resting in her lap.
I mean if I'm soft, what're you in comparison?
>>2219719
I could maybe keep up with two people.
>>2219729
Prove it. Present your cock for bullying.
>>2219743
F-Fine...
>>2219728
Sena?
>>2219736
Well then see ya when I see ya. Goodnight and sweet dreams, Iowa-sama~
>>2219726
Suki is this cute catgirl you might have seen around the threads here and there. Technically, when I left, Trixie became her official caretaker. Though I still keep an eye on her and keep her warm at night.
>>2219754
(I fucking hate you.)
>>2219736
(That's nice of you~ we can have some fun tomorrow if I'm around then since it's getting late for you.)
>>2219738
If you so obliged, it'll be fun I'm sure, thank you.
>>2219736
Wh...What am I..? I umm.. D-Don't know..
>He nuzzles further into it, he would get right between your legs if he could, but this angle is a tad strange. His legs are laying idly as he's on his stomach, his toft butt looking rather grabbable at this position.
>>2219733
(Tfw I wont do it again because it took ages but I was 100% Rope Bunny. Please help.)
Where are all the chubby sluts with fat butts to sit on me?
>>2219729
Our lord and savior Mizuki finally returns!
>>2219716
Ragyo/Narancia/Sophitia/Slime Girl/Matoko/Elizabeth
>>2219727
Yang?
>>2219728
Clownpiece?
>>2219733
Kawai
>>2219765
Right here~
>>2219762
O-oh...
>>2219733
"When the atmosphere feels right..." Got it. Y'know Kawai for sleeping almost the day away, you give out really good advice. I'm glad that I sometimes spent my time talking to you.
>>2219736
But I felt the atmosphere, it was rather tense and... awkward. I feel so ashamed of myself really.
>>2219774
(I knew it was you.)
>>2219775
Well, dang.
>>2219762
(But I love you)
>>2219764
(I hate to bail, but let's pick it up tomorrow. I need to get some rest in. These threads have been keeping me up so late lately but it's so worth it~
But I got prey before hunter. wtf kind of logic is that?)
>>2219777
(I hate to also cut it short, but I gotta get my rest in. 5 hours will be hell, but I'll prevail like the true blooded patriot I am!)
>>2219765
>FRRRRRPTH
>>2219786
(And I love you too, anon.)
>>2219790
DELETE THIS
Ummm..
>>2219787
(I'll be sure to play on your submissive trait... one day. Also good night to you, it's been fun.)
>>2219761
I almost forgot you were an oldfag
What are you up go?
>>2219787
(Thats okay~ One day we will finish an rp!!)
S..So umm.. D..Does anyone else wanna p-play?
>>2219777
I am dearly hoping that this will be of assistance... Hopefully, you will be able to incorporate it some time soon.
>>2219779
Heheh. Was it obvious?
>>2219769
Hey, Jiro.
>>2219796
>mfw I can't tell if those are balls or puffy vulva.
God damn this trap thread.
>>2219796
Who the fuck are you?
>>2219815
PUFFY
VULVA
>>2219807
Fuckface
>>2219810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj3DBcpfMNQ
>>2219810
Hopefully... I can only hope so Kawai.
HG is all shitposting now thanks obama
>>2219810
(Yes. Only you would spot me so easily. Fuckin' psychic.)
>tfw no gwen tennyson ever ever
>>2219822
I DON'T KNOW MAN.
WHAT IF SHE TURNS ARE AND HAS A PENIS?!
>>2219793
(I just realized that doing the line by line lyrics to IFHY doesn't quite work that well.)
>>2219833
Man that totally sucks
>>2219815
Image search brought the character up
It's balls.
This thread needs more actual girls
>>2219836
Are you psychic?! How did you know I was gonna post?
Keep your shitposting out of our threads. We were in comfy hours until one of you faggots came over and started responding to poor b8.
>>2219849
God I want to ravage your asshole
>>2219849
TRIGGERED.
>>2219710
Oh my blob! I thought you disappeared for forever!
How are you PB?
>>2219831
...Just make sure to keep it in mind, Asellus.
>>2219830
Heheh. I've practically memorized your results already.
>>2219834
Fufu. Of course! The fact we regularly talk helps.
>>2219849
Why would you want actual girls when you could have a trap?
>>2219870
Don't be an asshole
>>2219870
Exactly! they don't fuck you over either.
>>2219866
I will Kawai, I will keep this little factoid in my mind. Promise.
>>2219841
(Oh, so you didn't really mean it? I'm disappointed.)
>>2219849
Oh god, I need to fuck that ass
>>2219857
Yeah? How badly are we talkin?
>>2219860
STOP
>>2219870
Because its just a booooooooy
>>2219881
That makes two!~
>>2219880
(I've never really talked to you, sorry! I'm sure you're a very nice person)
>>2219861
You remember me nerd! I'm doing wonderful, but I'm a little worked up and remembered this place~ How are you?
>>2219866
(That predictably humdrum huh? )
>>2219887
Gwen, I want to stuff your asshole till I'm completely emptied out!
>>2219870
+Can fuck from the front
+better asses
+boobies
>>2219889
(No worries, anon.)
>>2219895
>princess bubblebutt returns
As if my dick could get any harder
>>2219900
+Can procreate if you wish
+Not as mentally unstable as the typical IRL trap
>>2219887
The thought of pressing you up against a wall and tightening my hands around your hips to keep you from squirming is making my mouth water
Is this the ERP thread where you touch butts?
>>2219801
Mhm. I've been gone for so long that someone else even ended up playing Sponty for a little while.
Right now, not much. Enjoying some downtime before heading to bed.
And yourself?
W..Well umm.. I..If nobody wants to play r-right now.. I'll just ah... Pl..Play some games..
>>2219926
Fuck off Cheerios
>>2219897
You always use the same filename, too.
>>2219898
Thats more like it! Get it out then, dont keep a girl waiting~ I sure hope you can ffiiiit~
>>2219919
Oh nice and rough? Its been way too long since I've had that, boys are far to gentle around here~ Quit daydreamin' and make it a reality then
>>2219922
Wah, image.
>>2219762
Tfw you'll never be hated by Sena :(
>>2219910
Both women and traps are pretty craycray in their own ways.
>>2219922
(I dunno. I think all those establishment roles being so high up sets you apart.)
>>2219928
(This is also true. ...well I think it's an amusing filename.)
>>2219947
One with no soul
>>2219930
>He quickly undoes his pants, grabbing at his bulge until his member is freed.
Always nice to see a girl who knows what she wants~
>He grins, drool beginning to leak from his mouth as he rubs the head of his cock against that tight litte hole before quickly slamming against you, shoving the whole thing inside that tight little bubblebutt.
>>2219938
(Oh, no no. I love you, anon, but Sena doesn't give two shits about you. Rest assured.)
>>2219909
Pop that badboy out and let me see, nerd
>>2219922
I think it's time for me to relax Kawai. Mind if I just chat with you?
>>2219947
W... with the most basic roles ranking the highest? I mean, even if it does distinguish me easily, it's still a bland outcome, I'd say.
>>2219971
Not at all - that sounds fine. What would you like to talk about, Asellus?
>>2219930
>I place my hands firmly on your shoulders, giving you a firm push against the wall. I trace your curves down your back and admire the sight of your ass in such a helpless position. With two fingers on your chin, I turn your gaze to mine press my lips against yours while my other hand tugs your wasteband down across your thighs
>>2219925
I should say hi as long as you're here. It's always nice to see you stop in.
>Blake
>>2219964
Not giving two shits isn't the same as hating :(
>>2219967
>The anon reaches into his pants, slowly guiding his already stiff cock out from it's confines, holding his girthy member out at the pastel pink princess.
Hey, I'm no nerd!
>>2220000
(Then feel free to piss her off next time I'm around. Not like it's hard to do.)
>>2219957
Oh, it's you. How goes your quest to attain the souls of others?
>>2219993
(I dunno. Maybe I'm talking crazy. I do that a lot. I don't make sense sometimes.)
>>2219993
Well, I want to know more about you sir.
>>2220006
Will do
>>2219959
Oh yessss, its actually h-happening~
>she squeals with delight as he bottoms out in her, feeling his groin and balls push up against her as her eyes rolled upwards into her head
>>2219994
Mhhnn..~
>she feels herself loosen, letting the anon take complete control as he begins to undress her, clothes tight and sticky with sweat
You guys and gals are using my web browser and newest OS right?
<3
>>2220005
Everyone here is a nerd! Oh glob, did you get that hard from just looking at me?
>>2220010
It comes at a embarrassing cost...but it gets me souls nonetheless
>>2220031
Nope and nope, maybe I'll switch after some convincing
>>2220010
Sure, it sets me apart... but it really just emphasizes how boring and plain I am, I mean.
>>2220012
M... more about me? Mmh. I'm not a terribly interesting person... Quite the opposite, I'd say. What would you like to know...?
>>2220031
Lol no
>>2219925
Right now I'm enjoying talking to some one from the other country in north America lol
I was about to go to sleep but I saw that you posted and just wanted to chat for a bit mostly
>>2220031
>IE
I can't fap to this.
>>2220038
Hey quick question
>>2220026
>He grabs Gwen's arms by the wrists and pulls them back behind her, pulling her against him as he violently pounds the little slut's ass; a loud smack echoing each time her fat butt collides with the base of his cock.
Mnh, you like that Gwen? Such a dirty little buttslut!
>>2220031
>Internet Explorer
>>2220047
What do you do for a living? I mean, all I see you do is sleep.
>>2220038
Ohh, lovely! I am glad to hear of i-err... why embarrassing?
>>2220047
(Well, it's not like it extends to other things right? Unless your favorite ice cream is vanilla and the only topping you get on your pizza is pepperoni. )
>>2220032
Yes! You're like some sort of trigger for me...
>He looks towards the princess, his eyes focused on her as he begins to slowly stroke his thick, throbbing shaft.
>>2219999
Hi Blake. It's very good to see you, too. You're doing well, I hope?
>>2220051
Aww~ That's sweet. But you shouldn't let me keep you awake now. Sleep is important after all.
>>2220068
Anchovy master race.
>>2220057
What is it?
>>2220068
Male humans here are only interested in one thing
>>2220072
>her eyes lock on to his girthy monster, leaning towards him as she speaks
What part of me gets that thing even harder, then?~
>>2220043
Hmpf. That's not very nice anon. Don't you know my OS and Browser is the best around~ Come on and just give it a try cutie!
>>2220050
Why not :(
Do you not know the web browser and OS are the best ever made? Come on and try new things <3
>>2220052
Huh? Oh anon if it's porn you're after of course my browser is perfect for such a task!
>>2220063
Why?! Come on and try new things! It's the best web browser!
>>2220096
Isn't it obvious? Your browser is dumb lol
>>2220093
Oh, I could think of a few places...
Like those big, voluptuous breasts of yours?
Or maybe that big, jiggly, sweet tasting butt~
>>2220088
I have a question as well, do you have a crush on anyone?
>>2220068
...well, that's true.
In regards to that: cookies and cream is my favorite ice cream flavor. Not sure about pizzas, though.
>>2220064
Hmmh... I studied baking, since she, who stole my heart, has a fancy for bread - baguettes, specifically. It works as my livelihood, all the same.
>>2220096
Maybe I could be convinced to try it. What's in it for me?
>>2220096
I use Chrome
>>2220075
Oh no I have a problem getting to sleep... but it's like 3 am aint it?
>Waggles my finger
You need your beauty sleep as well
>>2220076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp4h5E8Shp8
>>2220088
Yes, I am afraid that such is their debased nature. Rather wretched, is it not? Wait, so does that mean..?
>>2220107
>(cookies and cream
Mah nigga)
>>2220088
Have you ever played dark souls? Seems like you would love the game
>>2220096
I actually use Edge occasionally, it's quite nice and I look forward to you having addon support soon!
>>2220096
Does IE have a cute butt?
>>2220107
So you are a baker... sounds pretty nice. I would like to get into baking, but it seems really difficult for someone like me.
>>2220105
Cmon, choooose~ I'll let you rub that juicy thing against whatever you pick, nerd
>>2220133
Mnh...such a tough choice, but If I had to choose, I'd go with those huge tits of yours~
>>2220106
I have a crush on souls, is that possible?
>>2220116
I'm afraid so
>>2220117
I have been playing the first game as of recently, I hope to master it soon
>>2220148
You could keep my soul if you'd like me to show myself.
>>2220103
Being the best and number 1 used web browser in the world is dumb. Okay anon. haha
>>2220110
Hmm lets see. Great speed, nearly zero crashes! An amazing display, perfect origination and customization and has built in protection from viruses! Nearly all people who use Internet Explorer never gets infected and is always in for a smooth time. :)
>>2220113
Chrome is okay if you like slow. Haha come on anon. Don't you want to have a little bit of fun with IE? ;)
>>2220120
Oo good boy <3 Edge is the recommended web browser for Windows Ten! You deserve some type of reward for being so smart and cute~
>>2220123
Ahh I don't know anon. I know you can look up cute butts on it though!
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>>2220161
>You deserve some type of reward for being so smart and cute~
Oh? What kind of reward?
>>2220161
>number 1 used web browser
Argumentum ad populum
>the young anon ran into the thread and falls to his knees from the dismay of him missing Mizuki.
Nooooo!
>>2220116
I'm glad we're on the same wavelength! Eheh.
>>2220129
At first, it was somewhat difficult to learn... but I have been at it for several years now, after all. I've become quite well-versed at baking in time, I suppose.
>>2220148
Ohh, you poor thing! How dreadful that it would have to come to that. Though, you did make away with some souls so I suppose it wasn't all that bad, no?
>>2220173
It's still accurate, regardless of how you swing it. Doesn't matter how the numbers are accrued. Do you really think WoW has all those subscribers it says it does?
>>2220161
But then you'll spy on me. I can't take it easy knowing there's you're taking note of everything I masturbate to. Almost like being watched.
>>2220161
Look up "Cute butts" for me, then
>>2220161
Inori is cute.
>>2220182
It doesn't mean it's the best, which is what they are implying. Actually, she just stated that it was the best with no evidence, though she cited the most used statistic as though it were evidence.
>>2220177
Hmm... I would love if you taught me how to bake... but not now obviously. Maybe, sometime in the future?
>>2220148
I only have the second game but I never finished it because I was disappointed by it especially in comparison to what I saw in the first game. I got really heavy into looking at the lore for the first game it's really interesting. Anyhows, follow up question. How do you feel when you collect souls in that game does it make you want to collect them here?
>>2220201
Oh dear. Hmm. I can certainly try my best to instruct you on the matter... It's your call when we can get started on it, though.
Is that bunny from Zootopia around?
>>2220161
Edge and microsoft are garbage. Debian Linux is the best.
>>2220155
Alright Anon, show yourself then
>>2220178
I've made away with a good amount of souls and I try to give them painless deaths but when I look back on them, they weren't so painless
>>2220213
You mean the movie about introducing street drugs to inner city minority communities?
>>2220168
What would you like cutie? Maybe a subscription to Microsoft Office?
>>2220173
>>2220182
Mmm anon. <3 IE is the best ever~ If not maybe tell me why. Hehe, good luck with that.
>>2220183
Mmmm you can't tell me that doesn't turn you on Anon. A cute girl like me watching and touching myself to everything you do <3
Isn't it exciting? Mmmm
It's not like I do that anyway! I don't spy anymore! That part of my life is over now cutie<3
>>2220189
Okay!
>looks up "cute butts"
Hmm. I'm seeing a lot of them Anon!
>>2220192
Awwww thank you <3 Inori Aizawa at your service!
Nick name is Internet Explorer-Tan!
>>2220177
(Indeed. Though I should break out of my comfort zone every so often. The local Walgreens have so many different flavors to try.)
>>2220217
While a painless death is a mercy, sometimes some beings deserves a death more... slower, more... excruciating.
>>2220211
Like I said, sometime in the future. When I feel up to it.
>>2220217
>He appears out of the corner of your eye, hugging a wall.*
H-hello..
>>2220226
I've already got a subscription! Maybe you can try something a little more "hands on" if you catch my drift~
>>2220214
Pfffff you're just projecting.
You secretly love it, don't you?
>>2220209
The game is very interesting yes and to answer your second question, it's somewhat disappointing collecting the souls in the game when I don't feel the power. But that's why I come here
>>2220226
You do know that Microsoft abandoned your ass for a new web browser, right?
>>2220226
I want to pet Inori-chan's head and praise her!
>>2220237
HAHHA
that's amazing anon
>>2220245
edge is IE retooled, though. It's even got most of the backend remaining
>>2220114
I'm sorry to hear that.
And I know, I'll be going shortly, don't worry~
>>2220226
M-maybe it was a little hot. But I know you probably run off and tell your friends at Microsoft and you all have a good laugh behind my back.
>>2219765
Thick?
I have a crush on _____'s player. Late night edition.
Remember, if you get dubs, you have to reveal who you are.
>>2220234
Greetings, who are you?
>>2220228
While I can see what you're getting at, I can't agree horny crazed humans should be killed painfully
>>2220264
THICK
>>2220241
Oh yes. I love being spied on by a bot so that M$ can tell me the next cool innovation to buy! I also love giving large, shady corporations unlimited access to my private folders to do with whatever they please!
>>2220266
..I was the one handing my soul to you..
>>2220265
duet anon
>>2220261
...image, again!
>>2220265
stfu with that already
>>2220265
Nymph
>>2220266
Well, reserve such a fate for those who deserve it. There are a few... rambunctious sorts here in this place.
>>2220261
(It's always hot where I live. That's why I have my fan on 24/7.)
>>2220238
Hands on?! Oh of course! I can show you how do so many cool things online and in the browser and OS! No problem anon if that's what you want your reward to be <3
>>2220245
You mean Edge? Haha anon! That's me silly <3
Just me in my edgy teen years!
>>2220246
Awww anon! If you use IE as a browser then you go right on ahead!
>>2220257
Of course not! More like I tape you through your webcam and finger myself as hard as I can while I watch you stroke that big sexy cock<3
Ahh I mean we don't spy any more though <3
So come on! Use my browser and touch yourself for me~
I won't see a thing!
>>2220253
Good girl~
>Pets you gently pulling your head into my lap then leans down kissing your cheek and forehead
I'll be leaving too as well
>>2220265
Fuck you
>>2220265
Misaki
>>2220253
(Sleep well Sponty. Say goodnight to Kurumi for me.)
>>2220270
Mmmmmmm!! Tell me more naughty boy! I knew you loved my browser and was just projecting <3
>>2220283
Why am I getting hard at the thought of fucking IE?
>>2220265
These are getting too personal. What are you getting at?
>>2220283
>The anon grins, reaching beneath his boxers and pulling his member through the hole, leaning back into his desk chair as he stares back at the screen.
Why don't you show me everything you know about this?
>>2220301
You and me both, anon.
I'd fuck Inori as well.
One of the first things I see when I come back by is our BDSMtest guessing game. So: here's mine.
>>2220283
Well shouldn't you be in your edgy teen years then? Since edge is Microsoft's latest browser
>Tfw I actually want to do a one-on-one ERP with an anon as a Yautja now
Is this real life?
>>2220273
My mistake, so you're sure you want to give me your soul?
>>2220269
While I can't say the soul "flies to me", but after I kill a human a feel a slight power increase, well a power increase to my demonic powers anyway
>>2220282
...such is life for those who reside near the equator. I can relate to your woes.
>>2220299
Oh yes, I love how slow it is; it's like molasses in the cold. I love the lack of add-ons and the many times it crashes like a streetwhore coming down from a crack buzz while opening multiple web pages.
You dirty, dirty browser.
>>2220265
Mizuki
>>2220314
So you're a demon? What are some of your demon powers?
>>2220314
Yes, I'll be yours forever!
>>2220265
Brick throwing anon
>>2220291
>Snuggles nice and close against you
Mmm, good night then~
>>2220298
You too, and I will. Have a good night, Blake.
>>2220282
Don't worry, I'll be sure to save such a fate for the "rambunctious" ones
>>2220283
What a serious violation of privacy! B-but after hearing that, It's a good thing you stopped, masturbation is a very private and intimate thing. I got so worked up by what you said I might just have to do something right now.
>>2220324
Your penis isn't big enough. I bet it even has phimosis. I'd be impressed if you could even get the foreskin half past the glans.
>>2220301
>>2220306
Mmm! Use me both anons! Use me anyway you like <3
You can use me for anything that makes you happy!~ And think about fucking me too while you're at it! Wanna see a sexy picture of me cuties?
>>2220305
Mmm about what? You're using IE right anon? mmm I hope you are! I love it when people use me!! Ahhh, I'm getting a little wet thinking about it!
>>2220311
Shhhhh!!! That's just a time travel project for cern and it's just a business thing <3
I'm still myself. Edge is just a version of me in my teen edgy years!
>>2220318
AAAHHH Mmmmmmm! MMmmmM! I'm so wet! Ahhh! I'm all fuzzy <3
Please more naughty boy! I wanna touch myself just thinking about how much you love me!
>>2220317
Absolutely wretched, isn't it? Well, at least your Earth sun isn't anywhere near as dangerous as Vilous.
>>2220331
So, why do you pursue souls in such a manner anyway? Are you a being that becomes stronger the more souls they consume?
>>2220330
Sweet sweet dreams
>caresses her cheek until he falls asleep in her arms sighing happily
>>2220337
Please please please use IE when you touch yourself Ahh um I mean.
You know. Please use me all the time <3
But um, ah. I might start that too~
>>2220327
Hi, Innocent Boy.
>hurls brick
>>2220323
Just the usual like coming back to life after death, causing deadly hallucinations and my favourite would be telekinesis. I don't really do much with floating things around though. But now it's my turn for a question, why are you so interested in me?
>>2220324
Are you sure about this?
>She put the kitchen knife to your throat waiting for the approval
You just look so... Innocent
>>2220341
That much I can agree with...
>>2220349
Maybe I'd be more inclined to use you if you encouraged me to Inori~
>>2220353
>Innocent Boy.
nope!
>this fucking avatar is actually getting my dick hard at the idea of using a web browser
Now I remember why I come to these threads.
>>2220339
Now I'm stroking myself to a internet browser.
What has my life come to
>>2220339
Well if Microsoft has access to such advanced technology surely they could manufacture something like an onahole that makes you feel pleasure as well. If you give me something like that I'll switch to IE right away
>>2220363
Hi, Silica.
>>2220360
Can I have a request?..
>he looks at you with a stern look.
Can you turn me into a demon some how so we can be together forever?
>>2220341
Exactly, that's why I was so interested in yours. I'm sure I would've been much stronger then I am now if I claimed yours
>>2220339
...I'm actually getting hard. Sweet Jesus. Darn it, Inori, you'll have to take responsibility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZU-9KoGp8w
>>2220370
Wait, you guys weren't stroking it to the browser before?
This explains all the pictures and videos of naked people.
>>2220349
I will! As long as I know absolutely no one's watching me stroke my thick slab of manmeat until it erupts all over. That would be so embarrassing.
>>2220374
ding, ding, ding!
Hi, cutie!
>>2220379
It's been awhile since you posted as her what's up?
>>2220339
Fine, you little piglet.
I love how shameless you are. I love how you don't seem to care that only the most gullible and lazy bother to boot you up for use. I love how you'll whore yourself out with that cheap trick Cortana as a package deal, somehow flying in the face of the phrase "the whole is more than the sum of its parts". After all, what is to be praised about a trashcan that is simply full of more garbage; an OS filled with more bloat?
I love how you sit aimlessly by and whistle while grannies everywhere fall prey to clickbait about "Top 10 Facts You Didn't Know About Cucumbers". I love how you're stuffed with proprietary-puss to the gills, and only beg for more.
You're such a worthless little thing. You wouldn't know what to do with even 5% of the dicks you've "observed" for your Ma$ters.
>>2220376
Hm, well I am afraid that's simply out of the question. Though, how coincidental. In some sergal tribes, it is believed that when a sergal consumes the bio essence of another creature, they can extend their own lifespan and sometimes even gain their strength. Of course, this was a ritual best done when the victim in question was alive.
>>2220379
E-Elizabeth?
>>2220375
>She gives you a confused look
You want me to turn you into a demon?
>>2220360
You seem like an interesting person and all your talk about souls reminded me of dark souls.
>>2220385
Silica I want you to be my waifu
>>2220386
(Can't ERP, just want to chill out.)
>>2220394
Who else, Jiro~?
>>2220385
Away, foul succubus.
>>2220395
In case if I do die, I can come back to you! my soul is yours..
>>2220400
When will you two meet IRL and fuck?
>>2220400
>immediately brushes off the anon
Classic Liz.
>>2220400
>Waves.
>>2220379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vopR3ys8Kw
(Hey Ragyo, 's Blake)
>>2220394
Your species is strange and seems diverse... And similar to demons in a sense
>>2220396
So Anon, would you be interested in donating your soul to a good cause?
>She approaches you slowly
>>2220375
>He
>Using a female character
>>2220400
O-oh, please pray forgive me. Without fail your very presence causes my heart to skip a beat! The fur on my body stands on end as if a gentle breeze caressed it and a light that only you could radiate shines upon my eyes!
>>2220361
So take heart in that knowledge at the very least, friend Kawai.
>>2220412
Demons. Yes, that is one of the many insults I've heard towards my species.
>>2220362
Pleeease anon? My pussy is getting wet just thinking about you using me! Please?! I'll always be a good little browser and never crash! I'll never freeze and of course never spy <3 Come on and use me please, make me feel good. Do it for a cutie like me? Please?
>>2220370
Mmm! You better be using me while you do cutie!
>>2220367
Mmmm, looks like the marketing is working AHH I mean! Looks like my pussy is getting so soaked at the idea of you using me anon <3
Mmm, just imagine every time you popping up my browser I pop that hard dick into my mouth <3 Come on anon! Use me like the filthy web browser I am! Fuck me! Touch yourself to me!
>>2220373
Mmm so you're saying if I took the place of Paperclip and there was a program for your onahole to fuck me you'd use me?
Mmmm. I can't wait to invade your life cutie <3
Just you wait and there will be!
>>2220377
Hmm? Are you using me like a good boy?! If so I just may. Hehe <3
>>2220384
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! Mmmm no one will know <3
I promise promise to you cutie!
Now pop up my browser and imagine me popping that dick in my mouth <3
>>2220391
MMMMMMM OH GOD ANON! AHHH! Mmm im rubbing my clit sooo hard right now! Mmmmm! Ahhhhh! you should touch yourself with me <3
Everything you're saying about how much you love me is just heaven to my ears!~
>>2220398
T-this is so sudden! I'm not sure what to say!
>>2220403
You'll never be able to keep me away! I'll follow you to the ends of the earth!
>>2220423
I'll go e you all the sweets he cummies you can handle if you say yes!
>>2220418
Right, I'll certainly keep it in mind.
>>2220420
The lack of an erection I have indicates that no, I will not be touching myself to you. It would be like masturbating to a broken machine as it pops and warbles a death-knell. There isn't even any sadistic eroticism to be derived from the slow, inevitable end. All that fills the void is an air of apathy.
For there is nothing more embarrassing than watching something or someone "try".
...and you certainly do "try".
>>2220412
>Rubs his hand against the back of his head
Eh, it's a nice offer and all but I think I'll pass. So do you think you'll ever be satisfied with the amount of souls you have or will you constantly crave more power?
>>2220420
>Are you using me like a good boy?
Yes, I am! I'm really so riled up... I need this.
>>2220420
Oooh, now that's an enticing thought. Me stuffing that cute little mouth of yours with my rock-hard cock down to your tight throat. I shouldn't think of such things, it's making me stroke myself too hard this early.
>>2220420
That's exactly what I'm saying. Make it happen and I'll make the switch
>>2220404
I'm afraid I can't return the same feelings, and I don't need a companion
>>2220418
I did not mean it as a insult, I didn't think you'd take it that way
>>2220428
I'm sorry, mister, but I really should be headed to sleep right now. I hope you can find someone more deserving of your cummies!
Night!
>>2220423
I want to capture a small kobold female after I tie & gag you, face-up in some secluded woods. Then, with a bit of oil, I'll masturbate my fat cock slowly while you watch, until I erupt all over your slutty breastplate.
You'll count the thick ropes as they audibly smack against the metal, one at a time, as the dumb creature laps it off once I'm finished.
About time you've properly polished your armor, you little lazybones.
>>2220444
..My soul is still yours, don't worry I just want to be of use to you.
>>2220444
I didn't, fret yourself not. Indeed, there was a time where I would've gladly bore that title and many other ones.
>>2220429
So how are things with the songstress, friend Kawai? Do tell, if you are able!
>>2220436
I don't think I'll ever be satisfied with the amount of souls I have, always collecting
>>2220404
I'm afraid I can't return the same feelings and I'm not looking for a companion
>>2220418
I did not mean for it to be a insult
>>2220425
Enjoy your shit browser then. Guess you won't be fucking me or stroking your brains out for me anytime soon.
>>2220433
Mmm you can't fool me filthy boy <3
I know watching all that and saying all these things is giving you a mental rush! A rush strait to your cock~ Having so much power over something, knowing you're better. Turns you on, right? Mmmm, can't fool me<3
I see you using me right now hehe
That's naughty you know. Maybe you want to be punished!
>>2220437
Good good boy! Always use me to get off, kay?~
Now how about slowly stroking yourself to me huh? Nice and slow, imagine me bending over and showing you my butt as my skirt barely barely covers it <3
>>2220441
Mmm I can see that! AAAAHHHH I mean! Ohhhmmmmm I wish I could see that! It sounds so sexy! Imagine you throat fucking me as hard as you can and jerk just as hard <3
Come on! Spit on your cock too! Work it for me and look at my sexy body~
>>2220443
Mmm good boy~
We're already working on it cutie! Mid to late 2017 <3
We need to get that live 2d sexiness down just right~
>>2220462
(Damn this internet)
>>2220466
Maybe it's your browser and not internet :3
I think you need to switch to IE
>>2220462
Do you ever wish you can do something else or are you glad that you're addicted to souls?
>>2220461
Ah? Well, she won't be able to show up here very frequently, but we still spend a lot of time together in private, and plan on continuing that way for now. We've been doing quite well! I feel that I am getting closer and closer to her heart... Eheh.
>>2220464
2017! That's a long time. I guess I'll just go look up some porn of you with chrome
>>2220464
I bet you'd love it if I lost control and blasted off early, pouring my load down into your tummy while you gagged on it. But I really want to save all of this thick cum for that amazing bod of yours! All this imagery is making me leak like a fountain, i'd die of embarrassment if someone saw me in this state.
>>2220464
Yes, I'll make sure only to use you when I need to please myself! Ah... the thought of seeing your cute butt, clad in a tight pair of panties, is driving me wild. My dick's getting harder by the second...
>>2220468
( I thought you were busy with like, five other Anons)
>>2220470
What else would I do then collect souls? All I do besides killing is eating chocolate
>>2220464
Oh no. Not punishment. Haven't we all suffered enough at your lethargic hands? As if they'd even be able to wrap around my dick; I don't play with broken school toys.
Please, whatever you do, don't update my "start" menu with adds about the latest NFL games or stats about the current delegate count. That'd simply be. Too. Much.
>>2220459
You have no problem with me taking your soul right now then?
>>2220485
As long as I'm useful..
>>2220480
There's a whole world of stuff out there. Maybe open an erp chocolate shop!
>>2220473
Good, good, that is good to hear. I am glad that your journey is proving fruitful. Well, I should be departing soon. The lifeblood in my veins flows slower as the energy in my body wains. I must be off.
Good night to you all, may the Earth sun shine brighter but not hotter for you all tomorrow.
>>2220475
Nope hehe, you can only get that if you use me! Otherwise you'll be fined.
>>2220477
MMMMMMMM Yes yes! Ahhh please blast down my throat and on my tongue! I want to taste all that yummy precum!
Mmm i want cum all over me! Come on and keep stroking for me! Stroke for my cute butt!
Mmm and I love how it's leaking off over your tummy and hands <3 its so hot!
AHhh I mean if it is that would be so hot!~
>>2220479
This butt anon? Mmm, get a good look at my nice tight panties! Stroke yourself! Imagine smelling them! Me shaking my ass back and forth for that hard cock, come on anon and do it for a cutie like me <3
Stroke and moan my name!~
>>2220480
Yep yep! Waiting for them to reply though silly <3
>>2220484
Mmmmm, so you do want that huh? hehe, this is so much fun toying with poor anons like this! The so helpless and hopeless ones <3
You're too cute anon!
Oh no! Looks like you just got a blue screen~ Just like your favorite fetish, blue balls right?
It cute watching you squirm in so much pain and enjoyment~
>>2220498
That hat isn't sexy. That hat isn't sexy at all.
Why would you do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXLgz3wH2n8
>>2220498
Indeed... I feel marginally happier, the more time I spend with her. Never have I been such at ease... But, to the topic at hand: rest well now, my sergal friend, and goodnight. I certainly hope your time with your lady further brings you joy!
>>2220504
Too late for that. Anyways, I'll gladly take the fine to hear how frustrated you get not seeing me touch myself
>>2220488
Don't worry you'll be very useful this way
>She threw her kitchen knife into the air grabbing it by the butt when it came back down, she quickly slashed your stomach, your small intestines falling out and flopping to the ground
Uh oh... That wasn't painless was it? I'm sorry?
>She said as your body fell to the ground
>>2220504
Ugh, I can't stop stroking. My cock is aching for sweet release now. It wants to explode to your plump ass so badly it hurts. I can tell this is going to be a huge one, i'm probably even going to get my keyboard and desk all sticky with seed. I'll make such a huge mess of myself and my surroundings but I don't even care anymore!
>>2220524
I don't care if you touch yourself or not anon I just want you to use me!
You will<3
>>2220528
I-i...it's fine...
> fading consciousness, smiling at you as he drifts away.
>>2220504
Ahh, Inoriii... Your scent is filling my mind. So heavenly... I can't get enough of it, I need more! I want it in your cute ass!
>>2220504
Believe it or not, I've never gotten a blue screen of death from using Windows. I've had other companions get them, but not me. I actually used to be Micro$oft certified. Always took care of the software running on my PCs. Then, Linux came, and it changed the world.
Funny how, even when performing at satisfactory levels, you weren't able to outdo other operating systems and their native browsers out of the box. Now it's like the difference between getting oral from a loving angel versus jamming my flaccid dick into a vacuum cleaner.
Even when taken care of, you're just a worthless piece of bloat, fit only to float int the bowl of an ignorant society until the smell the stench and flush you down.
>>2220539
Oh god... Was that one of Iowa's?
>>2220556
Do you use Fedora for your distro, or something?
>>2220538
How can you be so sure?
>>2220532
Mmmm yes yes! Cum for me pleaassee! Please dirty all you can <3
Shoot your load as hard as you possibly can for me and my butt! Please get it all dirty with your seed
Moan my name when you cum like a good boy too!~ Mmmm I might cum soon too! I'm so wet watching you fuck!
AHHH I mean thinking of you <3
>>2220543
Mmmm anon! <3 I'm glad you love my smell so much! think of it more! Come on! Think of you destroying my cute ass! Come oooooon anon! Ahhh!
Mmmh!
MHP!
AHH!
Pound into me<3
AHH~
Make me moaahHHHH!!! MmmM!
Make me moan!! AHH!~
>>2220556
And that just gets your dick rock hard doesn't it
AHH~ ANON mmmmm!
You're getting close I know <3
I can feel how much you like this!
Don't hold back!
Come on and blow your load all over this naughty Browser~!
>>2220564
That's redundant, he already mentioned Linux.
>>2220568
Cause
It'll fester in your brain until you can't get me out <3
I'll be on youtube, in the new season of all your fav anime and games <3
Ill be everywhere so much you'll need me!
You'll need me to play the new Dark Souls anon~
Dark Souls 4 coming to IE late 2017 <3
IE exclusive hehe
>>2220569
Fine. If it'll get you to close your trap, shut your eyes and I'll spit couple good times on your worthless face. You can pretend it's my cum or whatever. I really don't care.
Go ahead now, you slowpoke spybot. Shut 'em.
>>2220558
>Minutes later he comes back, eating a sandwich, with a shocked look to his face.
...when did I come back?
>>2220564
Not a good distro choice, imo.
>>2220589
What? How are you alive! And eating a sandwich!
>>2220569
Gah, your ass is so tight... It's coiling and constricting around my cock so much! Everytime I thrust it feels like your insides are milking me of all my cum... If this keeps up... aah, I'll cum inside you~
>>2220594
>I see another future where nobody uses direct x
Bingo.
>>2220569
That was amazing! I couldn't take it anymore and shot off like a cannon. My thighs and tummy are covered in layers of white as proof of my dirty deed, Inori-chan. Thinking only of you, those breasts, those hips, that butt! The ropes went everywhere, it was really a sight to behold. I'm going to have to do a through inspection if I want to get all of this cleaned up.
>>2220577
>two explosions for one fuck
no deal
>>2220599
I-I'm not sure..I was in a dark room, and some man handed me a sandwich then I walk through a threshold from what I assumed was a kitchen, then I came to you again...
>>2220584
>closes eyes
Mmm ready you sexy naughty fucking pig! Use me <3
>>2220594
Mmm naughty anon! In the future all games and tv will be mine <3
>>2220601
Pleeeeaaasseee anon do! Please please cum for me <3
Cum inside my cute ass that you love so much! Come on! Moan my name and cum for me! Ahhh!
AHHH~
MM~
AHHHH~~~
Cum for me anon!! Please! My ass loves the way your cock feels so much! It's begging for it harder and all that sticky load!
>>2220610
Ahhhh~ I know! It was so hot watching you cum so hard for me and moaning my name like a good boy <3
AHhh I mean! Imaging that was so hot ~
Mmm fuck! I love you anon! I wish I could lick up all that yummy cum!
Please pleeeeeaaaasseeee use me all the time <3 its so much fun!
>>2220620
Don't you have things to be doing right now? This is really hurting my tired head...
>the greatest improvement
>>2220630
If you're tired..you can go take a nap, I'll keep watch for any intruders..
Would I get shitposted to hell and back if I took on the mantle of playing Nue?
>>2220624
Thanks, Inori-chan! I'll be sure to use you faithfully all of the time if I know you're watching me. Don't worry, i'll keep it our little secret!
>>2220624
Haa~ I think I overdid it... I came so much in your ass. I couldn't help it, since that cute little hole was practically pleading for me to let loose inside it... I loved it, Inori-chan!~ Your tight butt felt amazing all the way.
>>2220642
>>2220630
>>2220643
You would likely be bebothered by Nue himself.
>>2220643
On the one hand, yes, you really, really would.
But on the other hand, if you did, and you did a really good job, and could suffer through the shitposting for what I could only imagine would be a month at the very least, you could basically redeem the avatar entirely.
>>2220643
To hell, back, around the corner and up the alley.
>>2220647
Gooood boy~
You can call me Explorer-Tan or Internet-Tan too if you like cutie~ Call me your favorite nickname<3
And I am not watching you silly <3
Just think of me and use me as often as you can kay?!
>>2220648
Mmmm and I love the feeling so much anon! Fuck it felt so good cumming to your hard cock filling me <3
>>2220651
What if that is Nue asking?
>>2220624
>He pulls back in disgust, the sneer dancing across his mouth is your final sight before your eyelids close. Without even a cursory attempt at muffling the noise, he works a healthy dollop of saliva onto his tongue and lewdly spits it into the air. The heavy wad arcs downwards as lazily as your loading speeds before crashing between your eyebrows. After the audible "splat", it isn't long before thick tendrils of spit begin coursing down your eyelids and nose bridge.
Not a moment later, another hefty helping lands on your right cheek, its mass causing it to travel quickly over your childishly generic smile. More smaller samples follow, landing on your oversprayed hair and padded bust; you're left a foul-smelling mess of glimmering streaks as you kneel like an obedient sow.
"There," I wipe the corner of my mouth, "Are you happily used now?"
>>2220662
Hah, glad you had as much fun as I did~ Hope I can use your other holes next time.
>>2220671
Oh joy.
>>2220671
Oh boy, here we go.
>>2220664
This will be fun.
>>2220671
Well shit. Good fucking luck. Make sure to put a disclaimer in all your posts at first, too.
>>2220671
The butthurt this is going to cause will be amazing. Shitposters need to bring their A game as well. Thread is going down.
>>2220665
Mmmm. Enjoy that naughty boy?
>wipes up all the cum spilled all over her face and gleefully licks it like a kitten
Mmm! Your cum taste so good anon. Hehe glad I could convince you use me!
Probably so in love now that youll dream about awww
>>2220670
Mmm of course~ Next time I come I'm expecting you to cum <3
Use me anyway you like <3
>>2220624
Internet explore is bad.
>>2220686
Parsee is cute and I want to make out with her.
Oh, sorry, I thought we were stating random facts.
>>2220683
Yesss, I look forward to it, Inori-chan~
