WELCOME ONE AND ALL THE THE 5TH INSTALLMENT OF PRESIDENT MIC'S RADIO SHOW! I HOPE YOU'RE ALL PREPARED FOR THE BEST RADIO SHOW IN THE WORLD!!!
Oh, and there may be some downtime on the site, but we'll worry about that when the time comes.
Zacharie
Clop remover Grimes
Classy Raven
>>221445
Nagato
that one protagonist with the sleek jays
Ken Kaneki
Armin
Darius
>>221445
Spike
Shantae
Jenny
>>221445
Frisk
>>221445
Murakumo
Yakuza Homura
>>221445
Conquistador
Oh please God help me
>>221445
Razor
Utsukushi
Marimo
Zero
Bakagear
>>221445
Jack Frost
Nowi
Eggman-kun
Irrelevant dude
>>221445
>>221445
Maria Naruse
Anemone
Yukine
>>221445
Iris the Late
>>221445
Garnet
Jason
>>221445
Perfect Cell
A healthy Salad.
Kuga
Hajime Hinata
Yotsuba
Cirno
Neko Kana
Spider Nigger
Shichika Yasuri
Ron
>>221445
Captain Luna
Youmu
Roromiya
>>221458
deku??!
Chaz Arnable
>>221400
Thank you, as much as i wanted to avoid this, the englishman really wanted to fight.
>>221406
Radioman is the emporer of Europe, he seems to be driven made, he forced all the spainards to become conquistadors, and now he is forcing me and a couple of mages to... well hunt for magic.
not only am i a mage, but also a conquistador, sadly this seems to be a major hit to the conquistadors...
>>221433
He's still here in my dreams.
>>221456
Drink thallium.
Late Birdy
best boy
>>221503
>I actually get a clopfag to remove this game
yipeee
Okarin's waifu
Akise
>>221471
Just close your eyes.
>>221506
Naw bitch, It's Pussy Destroyer.
Chitoge
A genuine asshole
>>221375
>Thanks Ramsay
>>221400
Fine then, but what of your ship?
*points downwards*
>>221406
Would you say that I am more than you can chew? *wry smile*
>>221516
>he said while posting a gif of a naked man
Master Hand
>>221435
That's not what makes people monsters.
>>221517
I want to smell Asui's feet.
>>221509
You actually made me consider coming back, now I atleast know you're Yuno. I might be back later, I can't say posting through phone is making me enjoy coming back here.
>Akise
>>221529
>Thanks Ramsay
Wasn't me, but thanks i guess?
>>221523
>You aren't cute
O-ok Anon....
>>221529
Half, naked pants are a go. I'm so sorry i'm not into bestiality like you and am just a faggot into HUMAN dicks.
>>221523
>>221526
C-Cute...
>>221519
No no no, you can't be here get the the hell out. The door is on the left, don't let it hit you on the ass during you way out -- or do, since you'd probably like getting pounded in the ass by a huge slab of wood.
>>221508
If he's gone mad, why doesn't anybody stop him?
>>221442
>>221526
And umm, we're kind of in the middle of something
>>221523
a-am i cute senpai?
>>221534
I want to play chess with Asui.
>>221523
Stop, you're making me blush~
>>221545
>clones more defective Yukkis
>>221551
I would ride you.
>>221551
You would have been if you were made by the right company.
>>221529
I can always rebuild one.
>>221541
She's a horse, wouldn't it make sense for her to be attracted to horses?
>>221545
>Clones five defective Yukkis
>>221538
>I thought it was. Sounded like you.
>>221541
At least you are honest with yourself.
>>221540
Who cares about lists, anyway...
>>221549
Yas
>>221551
>>221559
L-Lewd!
>>221566
You.
>>221565
I am not the only one with my sense of humor here, i can guarantee you.
>>221523
>>221523
..
>>221566
Yeah....
>>221558
>>221564
>nails you both to a wall
>douses you in gasoline
>drops match
>>221561
s-shut up anon, i'm trying to throw salt on a horse
>>221565
n-no you
>>221561
What I meant was, is it salvageable?
Or do you want me to let it fall?
>>221540
You are, don't listen to him.
>>221559
>>221560
T-Thanks
>>221545
I know you and I aren't the best of friends, but can it wait for now I have no access to my files, I'll wait with that wood untill Yukki comes around again, Yuno.
>Akise
>>221580
Nooooooo
>>221540
>Anons in charge of good taste
You are amazing enough, XJ9.
>>221576
You stuck your sense of humour into every hole available, didn't you? You manslut.
>>221580
>teleprts behind u
>cuts u in half
pssh nothin personnel kid
P l u t i a
S o r r y I ' m l a a a a a t e
>>221578
>R18
>>221568
*panting panting panting*
>>221589
Keep your dick in your pants, you Kraut fag.
>>221548
Simple, we are too weak, he's got a bunch of loyalists, and on top of it all, he has spies, lots and lots of spies, fucking CHILDREN are his spies too!
i heard he recruited a new one, a freakish one.
But anyhow, i just sealed my death.
however, as much as i seem against Radioman, i am still loyal towards the conquistadors.
ROTHER RA NUHA!
>he vanishes
>>221592
Literally who?
>>221594
>munches popcorn
>>221597
This guys a pro.
>>221593
>Ahikiko avafag never
>>221581
I'm not an Anon, I am Meta Knight.
And what is the purpose of throwing salt on a horse?
>>221582
Possibly, but it's going to fall anyways.
I can always retrieve it later.
>Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtzYPxO1Gw8
I want to sing ''Candle In The Wind'' as a duet with Airi Ban.
>>221603
At sucking dick. You could take lessons from him.
>>221597
You wish you could have glorious germanic genitalia.
>>221584
Whatever you massively insignificant homosexual.
>>221591
>uses god powers to kill you.
Bye.
>>221594
C-Can I touch?
>late
fuck
>>221600
I w a s s l e e p i n g s o l o n g n o b o d y r e m e m b e r s m e . . .
>>221582
>>221588
Thanks guys.
>>221616
No wonder there is a thing as the nazi salute. As erect as their dicks always are, you sickos.
>>221616
Whats the point if you always are the ones getting rear ended by turks?
>>221618
Hey at least my chances will be higher than yours, little psycho.
>Akise
>>221619
........
>>221609
Flavor of course, don't you rub meat down with spices before cooking it?
>>221616
>At sucking dick
clearly you've never seen my already perfected technique.
God Tier:
>Hoshi
>Jude
>Seth
Great Tier:
>Adachi
>Cirno
>Ultron
>Shorty
>Iroh
>Jojo
>Kanzaki
>Raven
Good Tier:
>Araragi
>Hikki
>Gogo
>Shovel Knight
>Uta
OK Tier:
>Hotler
>Jack Frost
>Nowi
>Jesus
Bad Tier:
>Eggman-kun
>Mion
>Shion
>Nonon
>Re-Class
>Vader
>Sans
>>221622
She actually looks cute with that hair.
>>221620
Why would anyone want that?
>>221620
I want to fuck Asuna
>>221632
Shit Tier:
>Aang
>king knight
>Luna
>Moe
>Ilya
>Dedede
>Aikawa
>Asuna
>Bold & Brash
>Chiaki
>Denton
>Endo
>Erica
>Gogo
>Hanekawa
>Junko
>Kamina
>Kana
>Karen
>Kuga
>Kuuko
>Lenny
>Luna
>Maria Naruse
>Matoi
>Miku
>Mokou
>Nepgear
>Neptune
>Plutia
>Raine
>Ramsay
>Revy
>Rin
>Satsuki
>Sokka
>Souda
>Spike
>Sunset
>Taurus
Cancer Tier:
>SWP
>Bolin
>Tricky
>>221629
.......
>>221628
Keep telling yourself that...
>>221609
So you did not notice that it has not been descending for the past five minutes?
>>221623
>expand horsedong
>>221630
>Oh god, no I have not, it must be impressive.
>>221627
>implying we're not setting a trap
>>221621
Speak faster please
>>221632
>OK Tier
Eh, I'm fine with that.
>>221635
Oh, ha-ha.
>>221636
Y-You too.
>>221641
You know it... I got to find Yukki now so I'll be keeping my eye on you.
>Akise
>>221640
Don't...that face, I just.....
>>221598
*looks around* That was weird...but what else is new around here?
>>221638
How come I don't get cancer tier?
>>221649
That wasn't a joke.
>>221651
Adorable
>>221642
yea i know you guys all want to be traps,to bad turks will still kill you
>>221644
You are terrible at removing Kebab
>>221660
You're a joke.
>>221630
Horse meat isn't that good.
>>221642
I did, I'm already off the the ship.
Although, now I have no place for me and my crew to stay, what are we to do I wonder?
Hmm....
I got an idea.
How about we join your crew for a bit?
My crew are some of the best men out there and would be glad to help in any way they can, and it's the best I can do for all that you've don't to help me.
>>221605
>>221667
Rude.
Hey guys, remember when I mentioned there might be some downtime? Well, that happened while I was putting in the tributes. Please wait patiently as I go back and do ALL THAT SHIT AGAIN!
Thank you for your understanding!
Are we going to sexualize Sword Art Online now?
>>221667
I'm a divine weapon idiot.
>>221605
We used to.
>>221667
>cliche d-d-d-d-d-don't l-look at me!! uguu~ kawaii anime girl with no personality that can't type more than one sentence
No, he's right actually.
>>221675
We used to
>>221675
When have we not?
>>221674
Hee-take your time. There is no hee-need to rush yourself, ho.
>>221675
Sword art online sexualized itself
>>221674
Take your time, Mr. Mic~
>>221682
I solved the shitposting mystery.
People who complain about bad RP and circlejerkers and tell people to leave are in reality just jealous of those people.
Those shitposters think the reason they don't get any attention is because the popular people are hogging all the attention up. The actual reason is that their rp sucks, and that's why they don't get attention.
They think by bringing everyone else down, they can bring themselves up, so they attack everyone that is more popular than them.
I'm sorry that you feel left out, and I know you would never show your real avas, because then you'd reveal that you're in this pitiful situation for a reason.
>>221669
It would be my pleasure. Where would you like me to transport the wreckage? I think it might still be salvaged.
>>221663
>Take a look at the streets, it's going to be 1933 all over again.
>>221682
Just eat some salad Anon. It will lift your mood.
>>221672
Nah, he knows he's an asshole.
>>221676
No, you're a pretty big ass.
>>221682
>Implying I'm any of that
Stay new.
>>221675
well it's the only redeeming factor about the series, so sure
>>221674
Don't worry Host!
we can wait!
>>221699
>implying you are not
Stay new newfriend
>>221699
You're talking to the wrong guy for that
> :^)
>>221699
Nope, you're all of it.
>>221691
Am I jealous of Yukine too?
Hourly reminder.
Do not reply to Jude/Hoshi/Anon.
They are the cancer killing the games.
>>221676
>hoists sword
>>221674
We can wait. We're all adults here.
>>221709
Yes. I am awesome.
>>221715
Hmm?
>>221711
Nah fuck you
>>221708
>>221707
It was fun, but I'm gonna hop off the bait train now.
>>221708
Your ass is huge.
>>221722
Well...Not everyone here.
When was the last time you won a game?
Mine was Sunday
>>221722
GAMES NOW GAMES NOW GAMES NOW
>>221695
I hope so.we're tired of taking kebabs out to the trash
>>221726
Stop looking at my ass
>>221723
bruh you got keked by a gay guy
why would ANYONE be jealous of you
>>221728
Three or four weeks ago
>>221735
I can't, it's so big. You're like a freak of nature.
>>221739
By who?
>>221729
cutest
>>221695
Bring it over to the shore.
>"Sir, there you are! Are you alright?!"
I am fine.
Vul, this is Captain Luna, I want you to start taking commands from her as we are going to be staying on her ship, understand?
>"Yes Sir!"
>He salutes the horse
>"Mate Vul reporting for duty! Tis a pleasure to be working with such a excellent captain!"
>>221728
Earlier today, man.
>>221728
17 days ago
>>221728
Last night was my first victory~
>>221728
Does going to the feast count as a victory?
>>221741
Hello,Nagato,I hope you're well and it's good to see you.
>>221728
Today, it seems.
>>221745
It's not your ass to admire.
>>221728
Long time. RNGesus hates my guts.
>>221728
I won in Last Tuesday
>>221728
Got my 79th win on Sunday.
>>221759
Yeah. I'm fine, nice to see you as well Garry
>Nagato
>>221722
>We're all adults here.
You crack me up Garnet
>>221728
So far, never.
>>221768
Fuck you, whoever you are.
........ Good job...
>>221729
Nice hat.
>>221763
Admire? Ha! You wish.
>>221751
*the wreckage of the halberd slowly descends towards the shore*
Vul, hm? You were the one alerting me of bat-ball's predicament on the other ship.
>>221728
Halloween.
Still waiting for the next,
>>221776
Thanks~ I made it myself!
>>221728
Couple days ago, I think?
I'm up to 16 wins with Rei.
>>221772
Garnet, master of comedy.
>>221728
I won on Tuesday...or maybe it was Monday...hmm...
>mfw /hga/ finally fell off the 8 front page
Great community management you fucktard hoshi
>>221768
Eggman-Kun pls
>>221773
You will get your win soon garnet!
just hang on to hope!
>>221778
psst..
we have new partners?
>>221768
>Eggman-Kun
>>221758
No, it's a trap!
>>221783
I was just joking.
>>221794
>>221728
The 16th.
>>221792
Welp im out, no traps.
>>221777
I don't have the patience for this shit. Can you stop tsuning and just go away.
I'm so tired
>>221768
7 more and you'll surpass me Yuno
>>221778
Correct, I am the Halberd's main captain outside of Meta Knight, I also helped design the Halberd herself.
She is usually not that vulnerable, but we've had to make..... compromises with a lot of our defenses because well....
We're dead broke.
>>221792
who?
>>221798
What do you mean, no traps?
>>221810
My hat is amazing...
>>221801
>Eggman-kun
>>221802
Why would I want that when I can stay here and annoy you?
>>221792
>>221786
OH god, the even more autistic pony is here now. Like rnjesus, double the dosage of cancer in here why don't you?
>>221819
Peking duck?
>>221812
the feast.
>>221771
Sorry for being brief but I'm no longer in a well mood..I'll talk to you later.
>>221819
please don't say such lewd things, little anime girl.
>>221794
>>221796
Thats cool
>>221792
>No, its a trap
>Its a trap
>a trap
>trap
But i still dont see hot grills with dongs
>>221815
Its mediocre.
>>221674
At least I can delay my inevitable failure...
...Ouch.
>>221836
I can "cool" you off?
>>221830
ow, nvm k.
>>221818
Because you're not cute enough for me to be fine with that.
>>221831
I love you too, that should be a small hint to know who I am, little maiden
>>221837
It's the best hat ever conceived by mankind!
My hat is the hat that will pierce the heavens of the fashion industry!
I'M A TRENDSETTER!!
>>221789
Iris, I am sorry, but this is simply too dangerous. I simply can not let you be part of my crew.
>>221801
Ah, pardon my error.
>>221808
Do not look at me, I am not sharing!
>>221836
The feast is a trap!
It draws people to it and then kills them.
So... we're both girls, riiight?
>>221846
kek
FINALLY! I HOPE I DIDN'T KEEP YOU ALL WAITING TOO LONG!!
CHECK 'EM, THEN WE'LL GET GOING WITH THE SHOW!!
>>221835
Food isn't lewd
>>221830
Yes. Duck.
>>221851
Your hat..
>>221852
what?!
what happened to change you mind?
>>221859
>>221859
I really don't get it
>>221858
checked.
>>221851
>>221862
Is not hatty enough.
>>221858
Read-
>>221859
......
>>221843
*panting panting panting*
>>221859
t-then what does Peking duck mean...?
>>221862
Is... Awesome...?
>>221866
Fucking 10/10.
>>221858
Looks perfect
>>221858
Looks alrighty
>>221858
Maybe I'll get to third place... Sure would be nice.
>>221789
Thanks Iris. To be fair, I did reach 3rd place twice. And I just started last weekend.
>>221847
You let cute girls annoy you because they're cute? What a slut.
>>221858
Going out on a limb here but I take it somebody in the community just purchased an Audi?
